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Obama Speaks Live: Has The Teleprompter Been Found?
Did they find the TOTUS just in time? Anyway, you know the drill: "pass this bill" and "god bless" - 1 shot; "win(ning) the future" - 2 shots; the "99 percent" or the "1 percent" - chug bottle.
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Fuck!
Caught me by surprise, I'll get the bottle... [sigh]
the sheeple do love him, all the smiles and giggles and shit......
they're called 'plants'.
+ a couple...
I'd rather pass a kidney stone than this moron's "jobs" bill.
oh good. i haven't seen or heard much of him lately.
Obama needs the teleprompter to talk to six graders:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_z2MG6fIaK2E/S1zclcaiWVI/AAAAAAAAAlI/TbLyTR8WSwA/s1600-h/obamasixthgraders.jpg
because it has messages aimed at idiots
http://sweasel.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/shit.jpg
He's gonna get us more burrito coverin's n shit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i93BJiYLaj8
I'll see you one kidney stone and raise you a bowling ball...
Vegetables ... sheep ... same result!
Its time to play the music, its time to light the lights, its time to get things started on the...........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh_aG5MzPVM
I suppose you mean human cabbages.
It's called redundancy aka backup system.
99 bottles of....
Time to short!
Wow, the group of people behind him look alot more intelligent than the ones yesterday.
But look at that picture perfect diversity!
United colors of Benneton?
pods
Uh oh, The Messiah goin teleprompter-less??
Oh no! He's goin into 'good ol boy' accent down in North Cackalackey! This could get ugly fast.
No the back up prompter was called into action. Look for a new armored vehicle to travel with POTUS from now on carrying prompter1 with armed Secret Service agents.
He has a different teleprompter for each group he panders to. You know, a good ol' boy teleprompter, an urban negro teleprompter, you get the picture.
I'm hating on the shirt.
Wow, really -- check that shirt!
it looks like the predator movie
The show must go on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBOvOatPqnY
Nope, it's clearly right there in the top left corner...
'Its gonna take some time'....GEE how long, a couple hundred years? Obama why dont you stop the WALL ST FRAUD?
The teleprompter is in the left side of the shot.
It is learned Mr. TPrompter has resigned from Obama administration following many other notables who have left the ship in the last year.
Given his skill set, TPrompter is putting together an exploratory team and may consider running for the office that he ran behind the scenes for the last 4 years. – Tprompter for 2012.
is it true obummer calls his teleprompter Hal?
HAL, please open the pod bay doors.
...and leave them open.
Vacuous nonsense.
It's too early in the morning to start this crap...
The thought they were stealing the president!!
They did or at least until a new teleprompter was found.
Hooray. 2,000,000 jobs.
Independent economists.
Uh oh, we are getting very close to the first "pass this bill" and I still have to monitor my technicals.
Flash cards working?
why are those ar tards cheering?
maybe the "APPLAUSE" sign is lit up?
Too long a word for them. They use 'clap'. About half go get a test for STD's afterward...
Fool thinks he's a damn king.
Need to add "construction workers back to work" to the shot taking criteria.......
Does "Not just the folks at the top" count as a pseudo 1% shot?
Peter Schiff is an independent economist. He doesnt like it.
63% of Americans like the bill? Um ok, but 78% are still asleep.
This is getting stupid. you cant say you arent the democrats or the republicans president and then lead from the left cliff.
he is a sleazy liar. he talks "left" does "right" in the sense of sounding like he wants to help "the people" but really protects and enriches the most criminal corporations and wealthy.
Obama speaks = vegas turns off the TV
wtf is up with that shirt? is he trying to hypnotize people?
if you let your eyes de- focus while staring at it you see a 3D ben bernanke face pop out...
Who is Potus when the telepropter goes dow?
'Live' feed went dead at 11:30
anyone else ?
Yep.
yeah I was just starting to pour a drink and the feed went off.
Obama has sent carrier pigeons to Occupy Wall St. asking to borrow the "People's Microphone" for the rest of his campaign. Even tho Obama is loath to utter the words "Occupy Wall St." in his speeches.
Merkel talking more bullshit about ESFS and courts, and stability, and...ahh fuck it.
CNBC anchors going fucking apeshit wit glee--fucking retards.
That Simon is a real asshat--boy I'd like to bitch slap him into next week.
Wasn't that yesterdays speech? Nothing on whitehouse.gov except O'Biden.
Not on any C-span feeds either.....
Simon on CNBC--the courts are going to save the EU!!!1
"Now we have real teeth when it comes to enforcing austerity."
Hahahah, come over here Simon and let me bitch slap you some more.
Hahahaha, LMFAO...
I love the fact you always use that Obama image. Pleases my tiny mind for some reason.
...damn...missed it!.,..felt like a drink
um, what happened about that Iranian terror plot?
Are we gonna still bomb them and take over their oil fields anyways? Operation freedom/justice/homeland/applepie....
Even the well trained "media" cannot utter that crap with a straight face.
pods
Obama is going to free the shit out of the Iranians.
Ah Bi-Partisan rhetoric at its best, "Bla Bla Bla 'insert city you're in' - await applause, Bla Bla Bla, Its the others guy's fault! - await applause, mention again and again the solution to all the worlds problems being the American Jobs act, which as some crazy blogosphere type may have mentioned is like pissing into the wind. Bla Bla Bla Republicans! Bla, Education Bla, Tough for all of us, Bla, now watch this swing. Rapturous applause.
Could be worse though; could be an English politician speaking. Our elite have been playing some real sick tunes on the energy companies back's. They are making on average £125 profit per year of every customer in the UK compared to just £15 a few years ago. Strange, because our high bills have time and time again been blamed on the rising wholesale prices / demand from BRICS. So then why would profits expand exponentially? Our politicians are going to 'get tough' on the big six energy companies. They love that phrase.
By 'get tough' of course they mean ask the men in charge very nicely if they wouldn't mind not letting the plebs freeze to death and if they refuse well at least they tried.
Fuck it I'm off to Austria at least there I can find some hill's to hide in and some rebellious young nuns to convert.
"Fuck it I'm off to Austria at least there I can find some hill's to hide in and some rebellious young nuns to convert."
If you see a blonde one humming a tune run. She always ends up being chased by Nazi's.
I've seen it over and over and over.
'If you see a blonde one humming a tune run. She always ends up being chased by Nazi's.
I've seen it over and over and over.'
Friend in a few years time we'll all be getting chased by Nazi's. Might as well cream-pie a smiler before the jack-boots stomp on your 'asset management portforlio' /wink wink nudge nudge, pssst I think he meant balls.
I was waiting for the teleprompter comment. awesome.
"There's folks out there hurtin'!"- beer chaser
Yes, once Willard (the Wall Street chosen one) gets in, it'll be all "sunshine and lollypops" for all the useful idiots!
Not even a hint at a single corrective action thought in the entire thread... but have fun piling on kids... pathetic.
^^ disillusioned and desperate seeks affirmation of 2008 decision :(
TWEET OF THE DAY: Obama to release telepromters from strategic TOTUS reserve, cites unspecified "emergency".
Hat tip: http://legalinsurrection.com
His presidential opponent should just run clips of him in front of his 'prompter, clips of hipsters and blacks with goo-goo eyes all set to this precient song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbgEwcwLaG4
That purloined equipment is in an isolation lab now being checked for explosive, chemical and bio hazards. If those theives were just slobs and they get caught, they are going to spend some long nights in a chair under lightbulb answering questions. If they were agents, they won't be caught.
Incredible breech of security that anyone could get to that truck. This aspect of the story is 100X more interesting than anything that clown has to say.
You think this is great wait till Michelle 'Mommy' Bachmann is your POTUS.
Oh the stories you will hear!