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Obama's Latest Bailout Plan Summarized In 4 Words: "3000 Bucks For Thingamajigs"
For those who missed Obama's post-NFP sermon on Friday, here is a summary of the Keynesian-in-Chief's latest plan to fix the country: $3000 for everyone to buy "thingamajigs." We wish this was a joke.
The farce gets going 25 seconds in.
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Forget the thingy, Barry, just send us a few ounces of that good Hawaiian bud.
"... Oscar was never one to leave a little bud behind..."
scariest part of video is when everyone laughs. they should be terrified. maybe it was nervous laughter? holy smokes.
there is an APPLAUSE sign in the room that lights up when they are supposed to laugh.
Union and government employees, all
America is looking more third world every day. We know this behavior very well here in Thailand - it is called vote buying.
To me, obama is looking more and more like a game show host every day. He should have a big spinning wheel of fortune instead of teleprompter to complete the show.
Perfect timing since Richard Dawkins just passed...can't ya just imagine the stellar ratings of the new Family Feud hosted by Obama? The first two competitors could be his Kenyan vs his Hawaii family!
Richard Dawkins is the athiest. Richard Dawson was the touchy-feely host of The Feud...
Yeah dude, ya freaked me out! I went and looked it, thinkin 'I woulda heard bout that!' and youre talking about Richard Dawson???
Richard Dawson indeed...
I'll buy all the silver I can with it. Fucking morons. God help us.
3000 bucks?!?
You can get like two Ipods and to McBooks for that! And them thingamajigs sure burn real nice. Pollution? No, but I can spell Fukushima in Japanse.
CB's: "Look, Barry, your usefulness has expired....now, if you don't want to end up like your usefulness, your job is to go out there and make yourself look so frickin' retarded that only 49% will vote for you. Then, we will install Magic Underpants Boy to finish the job! Those good little Republicans won't know what hit 'em when their "saviour" Mittens does the same damn thing (plus start thermonuclear war) as you did, thus providing us the delicious opportunity to hurl the world headlong into catastrophe to create the optimal distraction for our transition to global dictatorship, by us, for us. That is all....thank you for your service."
Barry: Uh.....o, okay....just as long as you deposit 5 million thingamajigs in my Cayman account after November."
New TOTUS interpretation: Thingamajig of the United States
CAT IN THE HAT for Pres is more like it. You can learn more from that 4 year old cartoon character in Treehouse, which is the language he chose to use to speak to the average American..................... fucking unrea!!!
This is NOT buying votes! ... this is demonocracy
/sarc
So ... what's that do to the debt-ceiling?
Oh yeah, and the deficit. ...
Luckily, urban-myth has it that those don't amount to a hill of beans.
$3,000 A YEAR, he says. Sounds like a guaranteed income kind of thing-a ma-jig.
The Ding-A-Ling in Chief has spoken.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaEC-lWSlmI
I think I will buy some gold with it.
Brain Fart
Smartest. Preeeezy. Evahhhhhhhhhh. Unless of course the teleprompter is missing, and then the rubes who voted for him can see for themselves just what a complete dumbass this suit is. Whatever room he walks into, he is the least qualified to say anything of substance. Thingamajig? WTF.
http://vegasxau.blogspot.com
add to glossary of terms
CWOs collateralized whatchamacallit obligations
WDOs whatchamacallit default swaps
Now I can pay some of my Calif. taxes....and only need to sell a few of my surplus thingamajigs....
Wait just a dog gone minute! Is this free money for everybody, or do I have to pay for this with my taxes?!
It worked. The Justin Bieber concerts in Madison Square Garden sold out in 30 seconds on Saturday.
Now there's an investment that's going to pay off down the road.
I'll take $3000 worth of round silver thingamajigs, if you please.
There's got to be 200 components in a moder furnance, Honeywell makes about 50 of them and the Big O can't name one... Guess he's too busy updating his sports scores on Air Force 1 to take the time to read up on where he's going.
Fuck Him and the homo he rode in on.
Darned you Tyler! I had to listen to this idiot speak when you could've just printed the transcript! Oooooooh!!
Put a cape on him and you have Idiocracy.
One of the 3 signs of the apocalypse?
Thingamajigs? --Please change the last four letters to some other word. This is EXTREMELY RACIST and I am OFFENDED. Thank You!
BUY GOLD!!!! Today's Fed-managed opening speaks volumes. Asia is burning, and the Fed is in crisis mode manipulating stocks and commodities. The screaming MW headline says it all, why everybody MUST buy gold, that is:
"WHY YOU DON'T NEED GOLD"
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/why-your-portfolio-doesnt-need-gold-201...
Hmm. 3 grand would be a pretty decent amount of money for me to reload ammunition for my ahem....
thingamajig boomsticks.
they said hope and change was a comin
an unstoppable force for goodness,truth and nobel prize winning peace.
they called him the messiah.
ohhh the hope
they called it the second coming
ohhh feeel the change
they called him the greatest orator of a generation
ohh you better believe it brother
simple folks said wow he sure speaks good and has nice teeth.
yes sir..
the bush devil has been smitten into the dust by jesus.
say it with me
Hallelujah praise be to god.
the college kids went he is cool maybe even cooler than bono.
more ice cool than coolio and samuel l jackson and mc hammer combined.
the only place cooler was in cryogenic lab
what we got was not a new beginning but a bad end.
not a new chapter in a great and exciting history but the potential for the end of history.
we got a bad actor so stoned on crack he cannot even read his blurred tele prompt anymore.
this cia jesus it seems was a front for a mafia firm of paedophile bank clerks.
specialty theft,rape,murder and country take downs.
liquidation specialists money and people.
he needs another term for what more of his hegelian peace with syria,iran china and russia.
tony montana wanted the whole world and everything in it and it did not end well for him.
a storm is coming
how they thought they could live so large and leave so little for the rest of us.
$3000 is a lot to me :S
No, the Inhaler in Chief meant to say "bong", but the TelePrompTer harshed his vibe, and he like, totally forgot what he was going to say man...
"Learn to throw your voice! Fool your friends! Fun at parties!"
Beetlejuice possesed Harry Belafonte, lucky us. Day O, my ass.
http://youtu.be/NaCYL04Kd8g
KEYNESIAN IN CHIEF???????
Oh. I thought you said Kenyan. Nevermind...
We just paid 3000 bux to watch a Niggamajigga?
I was just saying...everyone is smiling when you are giving money away...
$3000 now that's alotta bath salts! bath salts are good for news ratings and readership
BTW, Watch the older gentleman near the top right of the screen in the teal colored polo, He does not FLINCH or change his expression through out the entire clip. So, what's his deal Undercover Agent or Obama Hater? Regardless, I want an entire background check on this apparent devient that doesn't think Obummer is funny!
let's give the people 30,000 so everybody can go out and by a Toyota or Nissan or VW.
What kind of cars does Greece build, Spain build, or Ireland and portugal? Maybew we can give tax credits for a purchase of an import from a financially stressed country that specifically that Wall St banks hold paper or CDS on.
Bing Crosby - where are you when we need you???
Any umber-ellas, any umber-ellas to-rai to-ray
Any umber-ellas, any umber-ellas to mend today?
Bring your parasols, they may be small they may be big.
Barack can mend them all with what he calls his thingumajig.
Screw all of these ideas. Just give us a tax holiday. Make my income tax free entirely for a year please.
"Obama's gonna to pay my mortgage" - tears of joy.....
The Obama ads on this site are a good chuckle. Are they actually for real?
from a chicken in every pot to a thingamajig for every person. that's progress.
Make it more interesting. Have five differnet envelopes. $250, $250, $250, $250 and $14,000.
At least 1 in five people would have a worthwhile chunk. Everyone's still a winner.
Cool! I'm sure the Good President Obama is planning to send each American household two American Gold Eagles.
/sarc
I think this 30 second snippet nicely summarises the key to the world, the universand everything.. It's all becoming clear now.. The powers that be give us virtual wealth (tokens essentially, backed by nothing but a hollow promise) to buy 'crap' and they will use the tokens we've handed over to convert to real money to further screw us and keep themselves in their cosy little world.
My plan was to give a crazy amount of cash to every American citizinism, say 100k each, instead of giving the banks 700 billion in 2008. You'd be richer than you think.
I can be bought but I would like at least 60,000. Or no taxes for 5 years.
I can be bought as well. I prefer Hookers and Blow on a Silver Platter, Try throwing those from a Helicopter or CTrL+P them.
Hard Assets, Bitchez.
/sarc
Why doesn't Oblam just hand out big dick pills, wouldn't that be less demeaning and condensending then using words like thingamajig and all the other verbal diarrhea that spews forth from his face.
Thanks to the Fed policies,the thingamajig to fix the furnace will soon cost $3000. Wonder if those morons in the crowd would be cheering then. So sad it's hard to watch.
Miffed:-)
I'm gonna buy more guns and bibles to cling to with my 3 grand.
Thingamajig - destined to replace the mudshark in your mythology...
I gotta tell you something...
There is a reason those college transcripts weren't released. There is a reason we haven't seen this guy's ACT or SAT scores. There is a reason he didn't release anything from Occidental or his college thesis from Columbia. There is a reason he didn't author anything as editor of Harvard Review under his own name. There is a reason people think his books are ghost written.
The reason is that Obama is one dumb motherfucker. Pure and simple, he's fucking stupid. I have no idea where this notion of Obama The Genius came from apart from the media "catapaulting the propaganda" at people. Say what you will but watch Bill Clinton speaking off the cuff and Obama attempting to speak when the teleprompter craps out and tell me who the smart guy is and who the dumb motherfucker is.
The guy who said Obama has 50 gaffs like this or worse and had GWB said them he'd never, ever live them down is totally right. But hey, Obama Is A Genius (tm) and don't you forget it.
I'd use my $3.000 to buy ...y'know...that thingamajig called gold.
Why only $3,000? I want 5...no, 10,000! I want to buy several thingamajigs. They will be round and sport a well-known golden glitter.
"Thingamajigs" have been outlawed in California for years. Doesn't he know that?