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Obama's Master Plan: Bailout Everyone

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A 40% loss of post-IPO market-cap, channel-stuffing largesse, contract-law destruction, and all with tax-payer backing. That is what the Bailout'er-in-chief has in mind for every manufacturing company in the US. As Politico reports this evening, President Obama gave a speech we think rivals his 'you didn’t build it' miasma as he alienated foreigners, encouraged socialized losses, and suggests bailouts for any and all. "I said, I believe in American workers, I believe in this American industry, and now the American auto industry has come roaring back," (cough - down 43% - cough) he said. "Now I want to do the same thing with manufacturing jobs, not just in the auto industry, but in every industry."



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Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:09 | 2692970 Terminus C
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Oh boy...

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:11 | 2692976 jcia
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Obama and his goons deserve the troll of the year award.

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:17 | 2692991 sunaJ
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Obama and Oprah are the same.


"You get a car!  You get a car!  You get a car!"

Just crash this car already so we can get back to a real economy.

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:21 | 2693012 vast-dom
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a car you can't afford to fill up -- oh wait -- obummer is trying to socialize the uh speculators and their black gold.


this whole thing is a fucking nightmare! with those fat faced cheerleaders behind him -- it's all a fucking stage at YOU, THE SHEEPLE'S EXPENSE.

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:34 | 2693037 Richard Chesler
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Actually his track record with the criminal bankster industry is much better.

Lucky for him the sheep have the attention span of a two year old.

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:58 | 2693101 markmotive
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In reality it seems like there's a lot of resistence to more stimulus. Even within the Fed itself:

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:00 | 2693104 SGS
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Change? Yes We can!


Seriously how many dumb fucks posting on comments actually got caught up in that teary eyes ass plunging?  Be HONEST you mother fuckers!

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:29 | 2693159 Western
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"Thank you Satan"

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:33 | 2693171 redpill
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If 48 hours ago I decided to the up with the stupidest things Obama could say, this would have been in the top 5.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:37 | 2693182 Out9922
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You didn't say that

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 01:03 | 2693228 Dr Benway
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If both parties are equally corrupt and rapacious, how is a two-party political system better than a one-party system?

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 01:34 | 2693275 The Monkey
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Obama is fucked. He will lose the election on the stock market crash coming up alone.

Bye bye.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 02:03 | 2693300 macholatte
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The Progressives are desperate. They are campaigning with reckless abandon looking to buy as many votes as they can and it must not be working...... well, not yet.


It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.
Joseph Stalin

I am concerned for the security of our great Nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within.
Douglas MacArthur 


I don't understand it. Jack will spend any amount of money to buy votes but he balks at investing a thousand dollars in a beautiful painting.
Jackie Kennedy


Our votes must go together with our guns. After all, any vote we shall have, shall have been the product of the gun. The gun which produces the vote should remain its security officer - its guarantor. The people's votes and the people's guns are always inseparable twins.
Robert Mugabe 



Fri, 08/10/2012 - 02:29 | 2693328 wee-weed up
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Comes the revolution... first against the wall... the MSM... for refusing to properly vet this incompetent boob.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 03:06 | 2693353 AldousHuxley
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Let banksters mark mortgage assets to market, so housing asset prices would come down.


People don't have the money to buy a car, because it all goes to housing and taxes!

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 04:00 | 2693388 jeff montanye
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some thoughts: obama and oprah are actually different because she really gave out the cars.  obama talks one way and does another.  

he wasn't properly vetted but most of the worst he's done is copy and build on the police state given new form by g.w. bush.  

obama should be defeated not because romney is better (though he might be; presidents are unpredictable) but because the democrats will never do any reform or law enforcement under obama (and he/they should be punished). 

in all likelihood the same analysis will apply to romney, should he win, in 2016.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 06:53 | 2693465 GetZeeGold
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That thing you didn't belongs to us now.


It just seems like communism....but it's not.


Fri, 08/10/2012 - 07:01 | 2693474 saturn
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Communism was supposed to be nice. Until humans took it over.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 07:31 | 2693519 GetZeeGold
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Communism was supposed to...


OK...lets try it again for the 101st time.....maybe it will work this time.


Fri, 08/10/2012 - 08:49 | 2693650 eatthebanksters
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The debates should be lively....this guy is so full of shit Romney will have a hard time keeping the stink off of him...

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 09:13 | 2693729 Sauk Leader
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That is if Romney grows a set and actually challenges him. He needs to go all out and call him out on everything the media ignores. Hopefully he gets a VP mate that can coach him on how to do that.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 10:15 | 2693949 catacl1sm
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I have trouble paying for property taxes (house, cars) because of, wait for it...




Income TAXES! Bitchez!

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 09:01 | 2693691 Sauk Leader
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+1000 for you sir. It makes me sick. Release your records Barry. How did you pay for school? Did you know Tony Rezko back then? Did he promise to give you that house if you got good grades?

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 09:22 | 2693767 blunderdog
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Two party systems are more stable because there's commitment to the the illusion that the next guy is going to be better.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:31 | 2693167 johnQpublic
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not I


in both interviews i gave i stated that those voting for obama would be dissappointed

so, while i was wrong and none of them appear disappointed, i myself did not drink the kool-aid

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:47 | 2693204 Terminus C
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In 2009 I had a conversation had a conversation with my American cousin about Obama... I was stunned when she said she'd cried when he got elected (tears of joy). I was shocked because she was so anti-government when Bush II was president. I thout her cynicism was drawn from bad government in general but it turns out she was, and still is, blinded by the left right dichotomy. I tried to warn her then that Obama would be the same or worse but she refused to believe me. I spoke with her last year and though she admitted that Obama did not live up to his promise, "he was still better than any one else they could choose from.". When I asked her about Ron Paul she didn't really know much about him (in summer of 2011)..

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:56 | 2693216 TaxSlave
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Well at least everyone else gets to choose my rapist.  There is that.


Fri, 08/10/2012 - 07:00 | 2693473 GetZeeGold
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Some perspective.....they just raped you. It's not like they killed you or anything.


Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:57 | 2693218 jcia
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Your subscribe button on the website does not work.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 07:02 | 2693475 GetZeeGold
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We're all socialists now......hence......nothing actually works right.


Fri, 08/10/2012 - 02:15 | 2693316 LMAOLORI
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"In reality it seems like there's a lot of resistence to more stimulus. Even within the Fed itself"

Quantitative Easing is based on Marx's Theory of Reflexivity. Bernanke will print in September in an effort to save obama he's also a Marxist and birds of a feather.  


The thing to remember about obama's I want to bail out everyone propaganda is he knows full well he can't he would be stopped by Congress yet he says it anyway and the sheep cheer so he got the desired response. The crowds in Germany cheered Hitler too. 

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:35 | 2693052 sunaJ
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If he had actually saved the auto industry, creating good jobs to fill a real demand for people with sound money, then I would say, "you go boy!"  But he didn't.  Because there is no demand and there is no money and there was only channel stuffing and (yet again) extended cheap credit.  It is a fucking pipe dream, because the greater economy is broken.  Does this community organizer even realize it yet?  Sometimes I really think he has no clue what is coming...and then I remember him getting all of his ducks in a row with his emergency structure and powers and all I can think is:  This guy is bald-face lying to us.

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:49 | 2693088 fnord88
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I can't agree. You don't go into community organising if you want to rule the world. More of a well intentioned idiot type thing. I don't think he is evil, just clueless. Nothing he has ever done has given him any real idea what money is or how an economy works. He speaks well but is clearly impressionable. All the NDAA type stuff is simply him being his masters bitch. And that's what he is, a bitch. His masters knew he could get more done than Bush, because the left and civil liberty people were all over Bush, but Obama's colour has given him a massive pass. I see it all the time. Lefty friends and family that were outraged by bush, torture, patriot act etc, just shrug and give Obama a pass for drone stikes, assassinations, NDAA etc. He is the perfect puppet bitch. I always ask my left friends how they would feel if Santorum had won, and he had the executive power to kill whomever they liked. They shrug, as say "that's different". Hard not to despair sometimes.  

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:09 | 2693113 sunaJ
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I really agree with you for most of this term of his office.  That was the case as he entered office for sure.  I think he thought being president would be the ultimate in community organizing. So he became a bitch to the power structure because he wanted to bring in "the experts" and the consensus of those with experience.  I don't think he realized how corrupt it is.  But I think he knows now and he is too terrified to be the leader that we need.  How much more respect would I have for him if he said Holy Shit, I have been duped, people, and now I'm ready to go after those who have been playing me.  But he doesn't.  Now he seems to be trapped by some psychological squeeze of "not rocking the boat" as the first Black president and being seen as a failure for only serving one term.  But does he want the second term?  For his legacy, I think he does, but for his personal life, I think he wants it to be over.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:31 | 2693165 fnord88
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Agree ...... a coward.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:34 | 2693176 johnQpublic
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or the old joke is true....

the new president is brought in to a room right after he is sworn in, and shown the original unedited zappruder film

"let that be a lesson to you son"

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 08:54 | 2693672 eatthebanksters
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malignant narcissist...he doen't give a shit about anyone or anything but his unmet need for any addict he will do whatever he has to do to get his fix.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 01:26 | 2693267 Elmer Fudd
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You're giving the guy way too much credit.  He is smart like any government worker, knows the game, and he came pretty darn cheap, not really knowing what its like in the private sector.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 07:21 | 2693445 AlaricBalth
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Obama is the Manchurian candidate who has developed an acute case of Stockholm Syndrome.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:08 | 2693119 pain_and_soros
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Agree - tho I'd add that he is an embarrassment to any critical thinking person.

Whoever coined the term Teleprompter in chief was right on.  This guy is hollow - pathetic actually.  That said Romney is hardly a better choice.

Write-in Ron Paul - the only candidate with a functioning brain

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:11 | 2693121 sunaJ
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That's my plan, for what little it is worth.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:35 | 2693178 johnQpublic
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been my plan all along

last election i wrote in "squeaky dog toy"

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:45 | 2693195 you enjoy myself
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That said Romney is hardly a better choice.

optimal choice, no.  better choice?  its not even close.  remember, Romney's a guy who pledged to let the housing market clear - its not often you get someone that promises to do the short-term painful, but ultimately responsible, thing.  he's even on record as saying that GM should have been allowed to go bankrupt.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:51 | 2693207 Terminus C
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You believe what they say?

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 01:03 | 2693227 you enjoy myself
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when its contrary to someone's electoral interests, yes. 

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 02:40 | 2693335 Troll Magnet
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riiiiiigt. he was for bailout before he was against it. wake up, numbnuts. obama & romney are one & the same.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:59 | 2693220 TaxSlave
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He said a lot of things, until he said the other things.  There isn't even any cartilage in that empty suit.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 03:28 | 2693366 Lednbrass
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Romney is on record saying all manner of things, most of which have nothing to do with how he used power when he was Head Masshole.

That your support of that cretin is based on what he says and not what he has actually done should tell you something.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 06:53 | 2693466 LawsofPhysics
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Correct- write in Ron Paul and sleep well.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 07:13 | 2693487 GetZeeGold
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Good call.....falling off the cliff is peaceful.


It's hitting the bottom of the canyon that actaully kills you.


I'd rather not be bothered with the details.


Fri, 08/10/2012 - 05:11 | 2693416 Offthebeach
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During the Michigan primary against McCain, Mittens proposed a 20 billion federal "program " for the big three. He was for bailouts before he was against them. Mitt is a weak, corporist, RINO wimp. He will be a good girl and tiddy up some of Obama's actions. Obamacare becomes Romneycare.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 02:46 | 2693338 madridisburning
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Is Ron Paul's functioning brain to be found a petrie dish somewhere?

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 06:58 | 2693469 northerngirl
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Write in Ron Paul, Obama gets his second term.  I do not like Romney, but I really do not want 4 years of, "Forward", building upon the legacy of, "Yes, we can."

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 07:50 | 2693542 James-Morrison
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The Sheeple's Choice.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:25 | 2693154 Buckaroo Banzai
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I disagree, profoundly. Lenin was the ultimate Community Organizer.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:29 | 2693162 fnord88
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I'm not sure Lenin was inherently evil either though. Most of the worst shit that happens in the world is done by people who genuinely believe what they are doing is right. Russia pre Lenin was pretty fucked up, i think he thought he would make things better. Not evil, just wrong. Stalin is a different kettle of fish however. 

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 04:58 | 2693412 EscapeKey
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Both Trotsky and Lenin were absolutely brutal in their approach. They had no problem with wiping out large amounts of people, simply because they happened to disagree with the favoured opinion.

It's also worth noting that once Russia entered freefall, the "New Economic Policy" was developed, which sounds strangely much like capitalism.

So all this crap about Lenin being some fucking saint can frankly go where the sun don't shine.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 07:15 | 2693495 GetZeeGold
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I'm not sure Lenin was inherently evil either though.


I'm pretty sure I could find you millions of dead people that would disagree with you. Screw them're clearly a rocket scientist.


Fri, 08/10/2012 - 05:17 | 2693419 Offthebeach
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You are ignorant. Stlain learned political terror from Lenin. Lenin personally ordered millions killed as a ordinary matter of policy.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:32 | 2693169 Antifaschistische
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...and how does DETROIT give him credit for saving DETROIT!!   Why doesn't he get on his happy bus and take a tour of DETROIT.    DETROIT has not been saved at all, and bankruptcy for the auto makers would not have eliminated 1 million jobs...It would have eliminated the bonuses for a few thousand bankers and perhaps caused a few homes in the Hampton's to go up for sale.  That's IT....and maybe DETROIT would have been incentivized to make a cars that people generally want.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:33 | 2693170 Dr. Engali
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This guy is as evil as the day is long. If you think otherwise you aren't paying attention to what he is saying.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:37 | 2693180 fnord88
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You could be right, I live in melbourne so;

a) it's winter and the day's are fucking short,

b) i dont neeed to pay quite as much attention as you guys, SWAT isn't coming for me,


c) we are too much of an insignificant backwater for any of the truely evil or powerful to give a shit about.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:42 | 2693192 Dr. Engali
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Maybe I ought to think about a new location.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:46 | 2693202 ronaldawg
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Yeah - until CHINA sticks its fist up your ass and you start crying for daddy!  USA!!!!

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 03:56 | 2693384 fnord88
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how many countries has China invaded in the last 5000 years? How many has the USA invaded in the last 50? 

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 05:23 | 2693424 Offthebeach
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Tibet, Burma, Korea, Vietnam, Cambodia, incursions into India, Russia.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 05:14 | 2693418 awakening
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Let me know when China has the logistics to make it into Indonesia; it'll be a race between that and the US going darker than India did recently.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 01:00 | 2693224 TaxSlave
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How's that gun registration thing working out for you down there in Melbourne, fnord88?

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 02:08 | 2693305 fnord88
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not worth the effort. Gives police too many powers over you.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 06:42 | 2693459 Ricky Bobby
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Be patient fnord88 Western Tryanyy will arrive soon enough down under. Just look at the UK for your Model.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 02:58 | 2693349 NidStyles
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Australia is not much better off, unless you enjoy being the only nation in the world paying Carbon Taxes...

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 03:58 | 2693387 fnord88
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If you think paying stupid taxes is not much better off than paying stupid taxes and having a commander in chief who is legally allowed to execute you, then yes, you're right. 

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 07:14 | 2693490 MassDecep
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" I don't think he is evil, just clueless." from fnord88

It's these kind of thoughts and beliefs that got us in this situation. You better bet your ass, that Obama is NOT clueless. He knows exactly what he and his cohorts are doing. So, heads out of the sand and be aware.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 01:08 | 2693239 JohnKozac
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Does my banker still get his Bonus?  After all, it's been a good year; bank stocks soaring and all.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 07:11 | 2693485 disabledvet
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Yes. Plus "a children bonus" as well. "for having them."

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 08:02 | 2693553 cranky-old-geezer
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He's buying control of American industry with taxpayer money. 

Those bailout funds are not free.  The government more or less takes control of the corporation.

Odumbo is pro-union because dumbass union people will vote for him.  The GM bailout was a windfall for the union.  All the non-union people got screwed, along with bondholders and stockholders ...who don't vote for him.

Bottom line he's buying control of American industry along with buying votes.


Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:52 | 2693094 Freewheelin Franklin
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Yeah. And when it all comes crashing down, he'll blame it all on Capitalism.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:24 | 2693129 salvadordaly
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That's what I am wondering? Who are these people that blindly stand there and hoot and holler at his rediculus remarks?

 "Now I want to do the same thing with manufacturing jobs, not just in the auto industry, but in every industry." ( cue the record scrathing sound here)

WTF? Apluase!!!!!!!!

This should be a moment that you start looking at the person next to you, like WTF did he just say?

But they Hoot and holler like it is a good thing.


Oh, and just to be clear. So we can just take this off the table of misunderstanding what he said. Because that is what is coming from our upstanding press of the day. He said it at two different gatherings of the WOOOOOOO YYYEEEEEAAAAAH! crowds.

I do not want things to crash, but in a way I feel it is better that it does, so that some of these WOOOOOOO YYYEEEEEAAAAAH! Libtards get what they "THINK" they wanted!



Fri, 08/10/2012 - 01:08 | 2693240 vato poco
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"An''' FREE LAN', Goddammit! I'ma gitchoo motherfuckers 40 acres and a MULE!!"

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 05:50 | 2693436 poor fella
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Bah! Once you get it through your head that things ARE going to crash, it's pretty liberating. I think the 60 year-old trust fund baby will bring things down MUCH quicker. What do you do when you got NO FUCKING JOBS?!? STOMP ON THE GLOBALIZATION ACCELERATOR, lower taxes on the rich, fill up tax havens, invest overseas, cut social spending, increase 'offense' spending, and INCREASE the record wealth gap until everyone works retail, food service, pool cleaning, or landscaping.

Obamanites got to blame Bush for awhile, But Bushites say it's no longer an argument, so they're suddenly NOT going to blame O when Romney doubles the size of the dildo going up our fucking asses?!? The farce will be pretty clear at this point, there was never a plan to help get people back to work. We should wish the middle-class worldwide our condolences.

LUBE UP, this is gonna hurt

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 07:18 | 2693501 Disenchanted
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"Who are these people that blindly stand there and hoot and holler at his rediculus remarks?"


Brain dead groupies in a cult of personality...

Living Colour - Cult of Personality


neon lights, Nobel prize

when a leader speaks,

the reflection lies



Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:37 | 2693059 otto skorzeny
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actually Oprah hates this black MFer as well as Michelle O.

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:43 | 2693073 Bunker Boy
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Translation: "The Politburo is the mother of industrialization. The People's Party is the guardian for the proletariat through centralized controls."

Obama is a commie. Any questions? What a fuck nut. Welcome to People's Party of Amerika, Republican or Democrat makes no difference. They will try to disarm us next so they can have their way with us, our wives, and our children.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 01:39 | 2693279 salvadordaly
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I found this looking for a book, U.S. Economy is screwed.,21059/

Do not have time to research for truth but, this is great!!!!!!!


Fri, 08/10/2012 - 02:10 | 2693309 Terminus C
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Personally, I thought the headline,"Dog eating like the country is not in a goddamned recession" was pretty fucking funny.

The Bernanke article was good too.

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:17 | 2693000 Buckaroo Banzai
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Let's take a look at what's happening in Argentina, aka America's Tomorrow, Today!

"What do both of them have in common? Besides being recent 2011 convicted murders, they can just walk out of prison as if nothing as long as they support the K regime, show up in their rallies, parties and militate in the K organization by joining the “Vatayon Militante” organization.
“Vatayon Militante” (VM) translates to a misspelled “Military battalion”, purposefully misspelled using V instead of B and Y instead of LL so as to appeal to the lower cultural segments of society through the grammatical error.  VM was created by the Kirchner Youth, called “La Campora”, in an attempt to recruit muscle and crash force within the prison system to be used against everyone and anyone that opposes the K ruling.

Extremely dangerous convicted felons, murderers, assassins, thieves and rapists, are recruited in prison by the K leaders through VM, all they have to do is beat a drum, try singing, talking, play soccer or anything that could be considered a “cultural” activity, and then as long as they promise to support “the national and popular project “ of Cristina Kirchner they are free to go. The Chief of Federal Prisons along with many of the wives of these criminals run the VM project, and K judges swiftly approve these exits, making everything nice and legal. We are supposed to believe that after enjoying a long day of freedom these brutal murderers just go back to their cells, but who’s controlling and why bother when the Chief of the penitentiary system and the president herself has your back covered."

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 01:00 | 2693221 DoChenRollingBearing
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+ 1

WOW Buckaroo, I try to follow all of S. America, but missed this one.  Thx!

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 06:10 | 2693440 Bendromeda Strain
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You want a real treat, research what Ferfal had to say about Cafeyette (sp) or whatever that expat community calls itself in Salta. The one that David Galland of Casey Research touts. Think about it, Fernando Aguirre would rather relocate his wife and kids to N. Ireland with nothing but luggage instead of running to Salta to be a well paid, well trained security liason to the wealthy Americans. He thinks it will end badly for the "investors", and I concur.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 01:12 | 2693246 Skateboarder
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"More 'jobs' for everyone! More welfare for everyone! More government spending for everyone!"





*standing ovation and Nobel Prize in Economics*

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 01:14 | 2693250 Go Tribe
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He wants to do to the rest of manufacturing what he did to the auto industry? And he actually says that aloud??? One fucked up president. They sure know how to seat their puppets.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 06:15 | 2693450 Bendromeda Strain
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Just front run him and join whatever union is involved at the moment. When he makes it rain for the members, use that to grease entry to the next one. BRILLIANT!


Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:16 | 2692993 Unprepared
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He didn't say THAT, did he?

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:11 | 2693123 VallejoVillain
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Is it me or is O'bomber lookin real horrible these days?

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 01:05 | 2693232 TaxSlave
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Maybe he caught AIDS in that bathhouse with his buddies in old Chicago.

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:11 | 2692972 JLee2027
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It's all Bush's fault.

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:38 | 2693064 otto skorzeny
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I hate O and W- but W got this party started

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:44 | 2693076 Dr. Engali
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Who gives a rats ass stop trying to compare. Yes Bush was a fuck up , but this guy is Bush squared. Don't you see that?

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:50 | 2693087 otto skorzeny
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if Bush was elected to a 3rd term we would be exactly where we are at PLUS be engaged with Iran thanks to his NeoCon Jew/AIPAC/Israeli buddies(oh yeah-also- gas would be $6+)

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:18 | 2693109 Dr. Engali
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Ridiculous straw man argument. Bush can't be and isn't in office. Obama is and he's more power hungry than anybody I've ever seen in office. Even more so than Nixon.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 01:08 | 2693241 ronaldawg
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That is a real slander on Nixon.  I think the correct analogy would be more power hungry than Lyndon Johnson - hey hey lbj how many kids did you kill today?

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 01:16 | 2693251 Dr. Engali
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I was only six when LBJ left office so I remember nothing about him. I do however remember a lot about Nixon.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 01:14 | 2693249 Dixie Rect
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Sorry otto, But Obama was Bush's third term, or, more actually, Clintons fifth term. Wake up.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 07:06 | 2693479 saturn
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A couple of families have the people of the United States by the balls and ovaries since.. Who the hell knows since when! Un-fcking-believavble!

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 01:23 | 2693263 Hangfire
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Obama Bush 2012

Because 12 years wasn't enough!

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 02:47 | 2693339 madridisburning
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Strangely, the anti-Semitic screed does not score very well here. I must say I am a bit surprised.


Heil OTTO!

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:07 | 2693117 brettd
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Clinton, Cuomo, Gorelik and Franklin Raines started it using race to shake down banks to lend to people who failed to qualify.

Once the gobment backed the loans, the banks got hold of it and put the train wreck into full throttle. 

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 06:20 | 2693453 Bendromeda Strain
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You do know that lawyer Barack Obama back benched that Citi redlining lawsuit, don't you?

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 11:09 | 2694140 marathonman
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Winnah, winnah, chicken dinnah!!!!

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:11 | 2692973 Richard Head
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The Kenyan is a psychopath and must be stopped.

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:23 | 2693019 Unprepared
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He didn't choose to be Kenyan, somebody else chose that for him.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 01:01 | 2693225 DoChenRollingBearing
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LOL you two, + 1

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:11 | 2692974 CrimsonAvenger
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You have to admire how high he sets the bar. If you're going to be a fuckup, be the biggest fuckup you can possibly be.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:09 | 2693120 brettd
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The zenith of affirmative action on display.

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:13 | 2692979 chump666
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He has finally gone insane.

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:39 | 2693069 JohnG
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Unfortunately there is no DSM protocol for psychopathy, so there isn't a formal association.

Informally, yes.  He is an insane psychopath.

This is the end, my beautiful friend, the end:



Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:11 | 2693122 SgtSchultz
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Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:19 | 2693139 chump666
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ok replace with "offically"

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:13 | 2692980 drunkenlout
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Tell it to the employees of Gibson Guitar!  Tell it to BB King.  He looks so intense because he has a pig's dick in his asshole.

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:34 | 2693051 ChacoFunFact
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he's just feeling his oats because Kenya won the 800 today

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 01:15 | 2693253 Dixie Rect
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Leave Hillary out of this.

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:14 | 2692983 GolfHatesMe
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Teleprompter must have stopped working again

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:46 | 2693203 pd45
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Oh it's working alright. I want to know who is writing the shit for him.

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:14 | 2692985 Encroaching Darkness
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Was this part of the Obamalympics? Limp thinking, limp results, limp economy and limp grasp of reality?

Or merely an attempt to break the indoor record in lies per minute?

It's a shame our Pinocchio of the choom-wagon can't talk the recession into recovery, jawbone the deficit into surplus, or mumble the malaise into miracles - reality really bites, sometimes.

If only someone were running who actually understood economics, Federalism and limited government - oh that's right, Ron Paul is still in the race! We still have a (tiny, miniscule, distant) chance.....



Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:45 | 2693079 Deo vindice
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You forgot the limp wrist in your list of limpets.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:15 | 2693130 brettd
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Yes.  Ever see him sashay off Air Force One steps with his little bouncy wrists?

And when he wants to be thoughtful and sensitive, he speaks like and 8th grade girl:  All "sssssy" and sibilant.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 08:30 | 2693595 Apostate2
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Yes I have noticed. It's like he's riding his hobby horse. I can almost see the stick end out his bahookie.

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:15 | 2692986 Need More Cowbell
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"Take Credit for Everything and Blame Everyone"  Obama '12 Bitchez

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:15 | 2692988 q99x2
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He was such a nice kid.

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:37 | 2693061 ChacoFunFact
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dont worry, soros will save us via NED

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:16 | 2692990 Everybodys All ...
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He is not a central planning marxist nor an economic genius. He is a disaster though waiting to destroy my country. Wake up people.

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:22 | 2693017 Buckaroo Banzai
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He's a Cultural Marxist, not an old-school Soviet-style Marxist.

The distinction is important, because if he was the latter, it would be much easier for the average man in the street to spot.

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:30 | 2693040 El
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I used to justify to myself why people couldn't see what was going on in this country. Everyone is busy trying to take care of their family, going to work, just trying to survive. At this point, however, I can justify it no more. The average man in the street would have to work awfully hard to NOT spot what this guy is.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:36 | 2693177 Buckaroo Banzai
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That's the power of Cultural Marxism. You co-opt the instruments of culture-- ie. the educational system (both higher and k-12), the media, and the entertainment complex-- and use them to program the man on the street with Marxist values. Once the man on the street has become a Marxist, then the Marxist politicians just slip into office without any fuss.

Meanwhile those of us who managed to resist the programming--or figured out how to deprogram ourselves-- watch in abject horror and disbelief.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:39 | 2693187 Dr. Engali
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+1 I am stunned by the number of people I know who staunchly support this guy. It doesn't matter what fact you give them, they completely tune it out.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:52 | 2693208 ronaldawg
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I tried to bribe one of the legal secretaries at work today - that I would do her computer work without question if she wouldn't vote for Obama.  She said it was her constitutional right to vote and that she would not vote for Romney.  I then tried to get to not to vote at all - she wasn't going for that...  This will be fun.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 01:03 | 2693231 DoChenRollingBearing
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Yes... + 1

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:16 | 2693135 Totentänzerlied
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He's a sock puppet designed to appeal to: the controlled opposition 99%ers, seething with envy and anger at the eeeeeeeeeeevilllll capitalists (who, quite curiously, seem to be the proverbial Godot for whose appearance we are ever-waiting), clamoring, like good little sheep, for government to rescue them. Obama is providing something for which there is strong demand.

He didn't build that cult of entitlement, someone did that for him.

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:16 | 2692992 A Lunatic
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"You didn't unbuild that, I did"  -Obama bin Satan-

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:17 | 2692994 reader2010
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Where does the money come from, Mr. Oh-Oh?

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:17 | 2692999 taniquetil
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I manufacture investment grade poop on a daily basis. Where's my bailout?

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:20 | 2693008 eatthebanksters
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Jamie has yours!

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:43 | 2693193 taniquetil
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I have to admit I dropped a few London Whales today.

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:18 | 2693002 j-dub
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........Into the abyss

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:19 | 2693005 eatthebanksters
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He's deperate cause he knows the real numbers!

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:31 | 2693038 graneros
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You've got that right.  The Dems know they are gonna have to steal votes like they've never done before.  Shouldn't be too hard with the MSM backstopping 'em.  They'll keep telling the folks how tight the race is.

Fri, 08/10/2012 - 00:54 | 2693213 you enjoy myself
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hence the D+19 polling samples.  and turnout models based on the peak of hopey-changiness, 2008, instead of the much more pissed electorate of 2010.

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:23 | 2693006 francis_sawyer
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 "Niggaz iz da same from Watts 2 Brooklyn" (not francis_sawyers words)...


stay sucka free & keep the busters off ur jock...

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 23:19 | 2693007 q99x2
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Arrest him.

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