Obama's Speech: Ali G Style

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Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:01 | 1648642 Long-John-Silver
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Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:16 | 1648728 WestVillageIdiot
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You were able to read that?  I looked at it for 8 seconds and fell into a seizure. 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:18 | 1648737 ZeroPower
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Thu, 09/08/2011 - 21:44 | 1649183 Dantzler
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but NO, my Canadian friend.


My great nation will thrive once we bring efficiency to our economy. For example, combining Pizza Hut & Taco Bell under one roof...



Thu, 09/08/2011 - 22:52 | 1649421 trav7777
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no, the canadian had it right

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 23:42 | 1649519 FEDbuster
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I miss the Ali G show.  An Ali G interview with Obama would have been piss your pants funny.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 08:23 | 1650117 A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000
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Aren't all interviews with Obama piss your pants funny?

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 11:56 | 1651066 mojine
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Agreed - ALI G should have given this speech. Or President Camacho!


Also, I find it wonderfully ironic that AdSense plasters ZH with Obama ads. Make sure and click a few each day.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:22 | 1648764 DeadFred
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The ultimate in TLDR

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 22:15 | 1649321 centerline
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Sorry.  Had to do it.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 04:20 | 1649774 OldPhart
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Ran that through google translate...hmm...must be broken.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 23:32 | 1649506 snakeboat
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It took a zen f'n master to write that and no real human can read it (not even chuck Norris)!

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 03:00 | 1649740 Sudden Debt
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I found it to be well written and finally without any spelling mistakes like all of you guys do so often!


Fri, 09/09/2011 - 04:16 | 1649771 OldPhart
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I think I read about two thirds of the first paragraph of the seeming endless run on sentence then gave up since I don't speak gibberish or jive.

What the hell was that shit anyway?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:01 | 1648643 HedgeAccordingly
Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:18 | 1648735 WestVillageIdiot
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Like the futures matter?  They will find a way to turn it green by 9:00 tomorrow.  LULU, CMG and AAPL will lead the way.  Now go put on your tights, eat a burrito, download an app to you iPad and shut your piehole like  a good little consumer. 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:29 | 1648798 HedgeAccordingly
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not an apple user here

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 21:36 | 1649148 tarsubil
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High five! I uninstalled iTunes on my PC. My music comes from the pirate bay. No longer getting Jobbed by iHoles.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 03:21 | 1649749 Reptil
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You do NOT have to go through iTunes to buy new music.

Support artists; if you like their music, buy it.
Otherwise you're just another scumbag thief.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 08:26 | 1650128 A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000
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I don't have to buy music.


After getting shot in the head with a nail gun by accident I now hear Bananarama's "Cruel Summer" 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 07:18 | 1649985 tamboo
Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:20 | 1648751 NumNutt
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I felt a disturbance in the force....It was like millions of paper fiat dollars cried out all at the same time, and then were converted to gold.......

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:24 | 1648775 TruthInSunshine
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New Federal Reserve Note (NOT U.S. Dollar, by the way; not even close) design:


President Comacho:


Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:37 | 1648845 CH1
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LOL... best line I've read in a long time!

Damn good thing I wasn't drinking anything.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:01 | 1648644 Id fight Gandhi
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Dats rassit!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:01 | 1648645 scratch_and_sniff
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No, its because you're green.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:03 | 1648650 PrintingPress
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bullish for onions!


Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:03 | 1648656 hotkarlandthecl...
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Can a nigga get a tabledance.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:19 | 1648740 WestVillageIdiot
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Do you have Barney Frank's cell number? 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:03 | 1648657 Frank N. Beans
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Amen brother! Amen! Hallejujah!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:04 | 1648661 AC_Doctor
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Snap cards for everyone of color!!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:07 | 1648676 jerry_theking_lawler
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and gas and mortgages paid for too!! yippee.


Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:10 | 1648696 TwelfthVulture
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and free cellys so's we's can organize our flash robs.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 22:35 | 1649375 IBelieveInMagic
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Ain't there 46 million on SNAP -- guess everyone of them then by your estimate?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:13 | 1648709 Dirtt
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It's SNAP. Not Snap.  Back of the line for you.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 08:28 | 1650132 A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000
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I thought it was "Yo SNAP!"


You know, like "Yo SNAP! Yo momma so fat that when she go campin da bears be hidin THEIR food!"

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:05 | 1648664 --Freedom--
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OT, but, on to gold. Did anyone notice this:
I look at CNN maybe once a month. I go there and the first thing I see is a video about whether you should invest in gold. The guy says everybody should have 5% in gold. And this is the CNN homepage.
Does this worry anyone? Time to get out of gold? 
Or is this a stopped clock being right twice a day?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:14 | 1648720 Long-John-Silver
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Wiemar style economic Armageddon is right around the corner and he suggests 5 cents of your investment dollar be hedged with Gold.

Think about surviving on 5% of everything you owned before the crash.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:22 | 1648760 WestVillageIdiot
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So I get laid once every 20 years instead of once a year?  Big deal.

Our debt is about $15 trillion.  That is equal to about 8 billion ouncs of AU right now.  I believe that is more than there exists in all of the world.

For those that want to sell, sell.  I hope you enjoy giving blowjobs on Christopher Street to the fellas that have the Krugerrands. 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:45 | 1648897 --Freedom--
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Just got some nice kruggerands on the last dip at around 1750. Next time I'm in the city I will have to stop by Christopher street and cash one in (maybe a 1/10th oz) for that blow job.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 23:30 | 1649500 LongBallsShortBrains
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The price of pussy drops in deflation and stagflation.

And inflation?

I never screwed a blow up doll.


Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:15 | 1648721 10044
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I love it!! as long as prostitutes  like that tell people gold is 'commodity' and 'unsafe' and 'get away from it', i know for a fact that the bull market is fully intact. but the minute 'they' become bullish... oh my.. u don't wanna be there

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:19 | 1648739 --Freedom--
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Yeah, that's pretty much what I think. The price got so high they can't ignore it, but he's not real bullish on it...yet.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:24 | 1648776 WestVillageIdiot
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In all fairness to the skeptics AU is off almost 3% from its all-time high.  A crash like that can be scary for the average American.  I have a friend whose house is down about 40 percent from where he bought it in 2007.  This weekend he was telling me how stupid I am for not "owning".  Nothing says, "I love you" like a kick to the nuts.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:52 | 1648915 --Freedom--
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Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:50 | 1648916 --Freedom--
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I've talked to two people currently underwater on their homes who said they wouldn't invest in gold because it is risky or volatile.
But, according to 2006, houses only go up.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 22:15 | 1649320 monkeyshine
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You know you are reading zerohedge when you read people who consider a home and gold coins as mutually exclusive.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:05 | 1648665 Irrational Exub...
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Obama's, Romney's, and Rick Perry's B.S. smells as bad as the perfume on a cheap whore!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:25 | 1648782 WestVillageIdiot
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What are you talking about?  They are cheap whores.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 04:33 | 1649783 OldPhart
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I've never smelled perfume of any sort on a cheap whore.

um, I mean, um, I've never, um, associated with an, um, low rate, um, service sector, um, independent contractor, um, specializing in, um, personal services that, um, oh shit...

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