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Obama's Teleprompters

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The topic of Obama and his teleprompters (one of which was stolen a year ago, causing a public appearance delay) has been so pervasive in the "counterculture" that it led to the creation of the term TOTUS. But it wasn't until today that TOTUS officially became part of the mainstream media lexicon courtesy of this slideshow via Reuters, which should explain just who pulls the strings.

A teleprompter obscures President Obama as he speaks during a campaign event at Capital University in Columbus, Ohio, August 21, 2012.

A teleprompter used by President Obama is pictured as he meets members of the audience following remarks at Conveyer Engineering and Manufacturing in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, January 25, 2012.

President Obama holds a Veterans Day event at U.S. Army Garrison at Yongsan military base in Seoul, November 11, 2010.

Then Democratic presidential nominee Senator Barack Obama is reflected in a teleprompter as he speaks at a campaign rally in Philadelphia, October 11, 2008.

President Obama delivers remarks announcing a comprehensive, new strategy for Afghanistan and Pakistan in Washington, March 27, 2009.

The teleprompter used by then Democratic presidential nominee Senator Barack Obama shows the final line of his remarks during a campaign rally at Peccole Stadium at the University of Nevada in Reno, October 25, 2008.

Then Democratic presidential nominee Senator Barack Obama is reflected in a teleprompter as he speaks at a campaign event in Toledo, Ohio, October 13, 2008.

Seen through the teleprompter, President Obama pauses during remarks before signing the Helping Families Save Their Homes Act and the Fraud Enforcement and Recovery Act into law during a ceremony at the White House, May 20, 2009.

Reflected in his teleprompter, President Obama speaks about jobs and the economy during a visit to Celgard Inc. in Charlotte, North Carolina, April 2, 2010.

Then Democratic presidential nominee Senator Barack Obama is reflected in a teleprompter at a campaign rally at The Gateway Arch in St. Louis, October 18, 2008.

An aide checks the teleprompter before President Obama remarks about tax reform in the foyer of the White House in Washington, May 4, 2009.

President Obama as seen through a teleprompter as he delivers a speech on U.S. fiscal and budgetary deficit policy at the George Washington University in Washington, April 13, 2011.

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Wed, 08/22/2012 - 10:26 | 2727164 lizzy36
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TOTUS for POTUS 2012.

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 10:29 | 2727183 Almost Solvent
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Wed, 08/22/2012 - 10:34 | 2727212 BLOTTO
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Speech given in Bristol, Virginia

This is an amazing video of Barack giving a speech when his teleprompter
goes on the blink -- he is unable to form acoherent sentence; struggling
to think of something to say as he repeatedly sneaks peeks at the
teleprompter screen locations hoping that his script has reappeared.


Blotts says: lol at 'breath alizer'




Wed, 08/22/2012 - 10:48 | 2727288 piliage
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And Bubba, for all his faults, effortlessly improvised during the 1993 State of the Union when he knew the written text was falling flat.


Meanwhile, the current guy is an empty suit, a still life with the illusion of motion who doesn't seem to have an original thought between his ears.

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 11:22 | 2727429 Precious
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Harvard Law Journal Editor.  YAH !

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 11:38 | 2727502 Printfaster
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Harvard Law Review editor?  No!

This is a constant mistake.  The O'man was Harvard Law Review PRESIDENT. That position is almost entirely ceremonial and requires no skill whatsoever.

This was his first empty suit job, and every role since then has been the same.

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 16:21 | 2728613 Precious
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Even better !

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 19:57 | 2729035 TimmyB
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You are lying.  You have no idea what goes on in any law review.  Obama, as every other president before and after him, had final say as to what was published.


Wed, 08/22/2012 - 11:41 | 2727516 johnQpublic
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seriously, are teleprompters hackable?



anonymous, where are you?

alot of fun could be had with this

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 13:29 | 2727952 Dave Thomas
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I kinda liked this take on it:



Wed, 08/22/2012 - 13:30 | 2727957 Dolar in a vortex
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Ask Ron Burgundy's people.

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 13:47 | 2728020 BLOTTO
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The first pic Tyler had posted:

A teleprompter obscures President Obama as he speaks during a campaign event at Capital University in Columbus, Ohio, August 21, 2012.

I like how Obama's - 'FORWARD' - one word slogan...

has 'For' 'War' in it...



Wed, 08/22/2012 - 14:13 | 2728132 A Nanny Moose
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"I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lik-a do da cha-cha."

Any tool that dissmenates/processes information is subject to compromise. Perhaps not always directly, but through humans that operate them. Everybody has a price.

You are engaging in thought crime BTW.

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 19:44 | 2729020 TimmyB
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Does anyone seriously think our last Harvard Business School graduate/GOP President could mumble three words without a teleprompter?  How about Reagan?  Can Romney?  Making fun of Pesidents for using teleprompters is like making fun of them for wearing blue suits------they all fucking do it! 

And making fun of Harvard Law School?  Errr, didn't Romney go there too?  Wow, look at the great choices we have in the upcoming presidential election, we can put in the Harvard law school grad who installed a mandatory healthcare insurance law, or the other Harvard Law grad who did the exact same fucking thing. 

Yes sir, this teleprompter stuff is fucking brilliant.  That's some outstanding, astute political analysis from ZH.  The only thing it has going for it is the chumps eat that shit up.  Fucking chumps.  







Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:19 | 2729918 blueridgeviews
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Reagan wrote all of his speeches. See the difference?

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 10:58 | 2727332 RacerX
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yeah he quickly goes off into "folksy, jive talk" when he's off-script. It's pretty funny to watch.

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 11:53 | 2727570 Blankenstein
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And some people say Ron Paul isn't a great speaker.  If only we could have a candidate that understands and is able discuss economic policy like RP instead of a mouthpiece spouting platitudes.    



Wed, 08/22/2012 - 12:12 | 2727649 GeezerGeek
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Maybe he should try another language when ad libbing. I hear he was quite good at Arabic when he was learning the Koran in his childhood days in Indonesia. Actually, I like to hear him speak contemporaneously (to the extent I like to hear - or see - him at all. It's nice to know what he really thinks.

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 19:19 | 2728977 Madrid2020
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He be our Queen!

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 19:19 | 2728978 Madrid2020
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He be our Queen!

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 19:44 | 2729018 Albertarocks
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Try as he might though, I don't think Obama will ever take Bush's crown:


Wed, 08/22/2012 - 10:31 | 2727195 krispkritter
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I'm speechless...

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 10:51 | 2727286 saturn
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Is it even legal to publicly display a piece of electronic device without the bitten apple logo?

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 12:13 | 2727652 GeezerGeek
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Wed, 08/22/2012 - 12:27 | 2727704 LongSoupLine
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ahhh, maybe that's what "shovel ready Jobs" means...

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 13:24 | 2727921 UGrev
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Well, considering Jobs is 6 feet under, I'd say he's shovel ready..

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 14:10 | 2728122 BurningFuld
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Too bad I can't give you two up arrows. That was freekn' funny.

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 11:04 | 2727336 FubarNation
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Speechless? So is he - hence the need of the telepromptor mate.  You might need one.  You may find a good deal on them Nov. 3rd.

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 10:42 | 2727200 davinci7_gis
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I know this statement is obvious but think about it, "the teleprompter actually tells him what to say"..I know the speech is written by staff and he edits it...but there is something about a president needing to read something that should already be in his thoughts, mind and heart.

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 10:43 | 2727256 davinci7_gis
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Bush 1, Clinton, and Bush 2 never needed one...why does he need one?

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 10:56 | 2727321 gtb
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Because he's a useless fuckin' idiot.

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 12:34 | 2727738 12ToothAssassin
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On the contrary, he is obviously useful to someone. 

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 11:08 | 2727374 owensdrillin
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I would love to see a day where someone screws with the script and his speech goes something like this in the middle of some "Forward" or "Sputnik" speech.

"Yeah well you've got to admit that I dun pretty good for a guy who has done nothing, ever, voted against everything to ever come in front of me in congress, smoked more crack than Oprahs packing, and wasn't even born in this country that I plan to destroy before the end of my third term."

"Oh wait, what the fuck, I didn't write that! Somebody else did."

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 12:13 | 2727653 BigJim
Wed, 08/22/2012 - 11:36 | 2727486 Sauk Leader
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It keeps hime from telling us what is really on his mind. Any time he looks away and says something in his head, you get "you didn't build that or the private sector is doing just fine." He also has no clue what is going on in the world so if a reporter asks him a question he look like a deer in the headlights. He has been hiding from the media (lets not count People Mag and Entertainment Tonight) since until only a few days ago where he "suprised" everyone and popped in on a WH press conference. Then instead of taking open questions he read off the names of people who could ask him a prescreened questions. About what you ask? Rape comments, syria, and campaign ads.

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 11:38 | 2727495 upWising
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Take the name of a presidential candidate.

Remove the first letter.  Rearrange just TWO of the remaining five letters.

The result is what moves the entire political process.

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 11:45 | 2727539 johnQpublic
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but thats the vp candidate....


gettin closer..

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 14:38 | 2728231 Disenchanted
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R   money

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 12:14 | 2727663 GeezerGeek
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Maybe Yale is better than Harvard. Don't know, as I never went Ivy.

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 15:27 | 2728437 NotApplicable
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While "Slick Willie" didn't need a prompter, BOTH Bushes needed them badly (but for different reasons).

Bush 1 would read his stage instructions out loud. "Message: I care."

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 13:38 | 2727992 tip e. canoe
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"he edits it"

u sure about that?

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 10:43 | 2727258 williambanzai7
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Wed, 08/22/2012 - 10:59 | 2727347 FubarNation
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Oh how I envy thy jpeg/giffage powers.

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 15:09 | 2728371 NotApplicable
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But without the postage powers, he'd just be another ASCII clown, like us.


Wed, 08/22/2012 - 23:13 | 2729333 williambanzai7
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Let me assure, I have done quite well in my life on ASCII and typewriters

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 11:05 | 2727362 lizzy36
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Apparently people needed the stick figure to get my orginal comment.

The teleprompter couldn't do a worse job then the current POTUS or the other candidate.

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 11:23 | 2727432 williambanzai7
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I caught your drift ;-)

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 11:05 | 2727363 Alea Iactaest
Wed, 08/22/2012 - 11:24 | 2727439 williambanzai7
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Know thy memes...

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 11:12 | 2727393 slaughterer
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Those teleprompters are made by Diebold and programmed by Goldman. 

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