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20 minutes until the expected G-Pap resignation. Spend them with this silliness.

 

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Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:33 | 1840389 Quintus
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Yes! We Cannes!

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:43 | 1840479 paarsons
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You guys laugh.

But G-Pap finally saw the light and gave his people the vote.

Then Obama, Merkel, and Zarkosy took away their sovereign rights.

This is a day that will live in infamy.

What a pisser!

http://fucklloydblankfein.blogspot.com

 

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:45 | 1840495 Fukushima Sam
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Obama thinking, "Say what you will about the French, but they sure have some nice shoes."

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:51 | 1840510 Smithovsky
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Nicolas, you have a wee wee-wee, oui?  

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:52 | 1840576 curbyourrisk
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AND NO BALLS.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:57 | 1840618 Smithovsky
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I see it's not just my bailout 'package' that's bigger than yours.  

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:07 | 1840681 Richard Weed
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"Is that a Certs roll in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me...?"

or

"I can clearly see that YOUR father was not from Kenya...!"

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:44 | 1840961 Don Birnam
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"Habemus papam ! Uh, sorry, Wrong teleprompter."

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:45 | 1840972 narapoiddyslexia
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"I wondered where she was..."

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:48 | 1840987 Hippocratic Oaf
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"Who the fuck put my teleprompter on the fuckin' floor?"

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 10:28 | 1841212 rcintc
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Pardon! Pardon! Pardon!  You are peeing on my shoe.....

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 11:16 | 1841551 I am more equal...
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From Monty Python

"...we already have the Holy Grail..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8yjNbcKkNY

 

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 12:37 | 1841992 buyingsterling
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POSUS is thinking, 'When will the NBA season start? Damn this is boring.'

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:01 | 1840643 cbaba
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No He is looking to a chair under Sarkozy, which he use at all times to increase his height while he was giving a speech.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:02 | 1840649 He_Who Carried ...
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Obama: "Why does he have a hard-on everytime I am standing next to him?"

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:46 | 1840509 Quintus
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I agree with you.  That referendum was ever going to happen as long as Merkozy were drawing breath.

They failed to bully G-Pap into cancelling it yesterday, so they just bullied his cabinet into forcing him out and replacing him with an Ex ECB VP, who also used to work for the Fed.  He'll make sure this 'Democracy' business doesn't intrude on the grand plan again.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:57 | 1840613 Dr. No
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This has played out longer and with more surprises than expected.  This is getting exciting.  I promise you it aint over and there will be more fireworks.  This is great!

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:52 | 1840535 Ghordius
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paarsons, read the news. it's the Greek President and the majority of the Greek cabinet that don't want this referendum

......

Quintus, if France and Germany would have that much influence on the Greek Gov, things in the last month would not have been so bumpy

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:56 | 1840603 Quintus
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Bumpy how?  Apart from the last 3 days when G-Pap went off-message, every single vote in the Greek Parliament has gone precisely the way Merkozy would have wished with a maximum of one (1) vote by the governing party going the 'Wrong' way.

Any previous 'Bumpiness' has been caused by those annoying 'Public' fellows and their ridiculous ideas about having some kind of say in what the government were doing in their name.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:01 | 1840630 Ghordius
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so your theory is that France and Germany have some arcane powers over the whole Greek Parliamentary Majority? Or are they bullying the whole Parliament?

mhhh.... strange, I thought they were cutting a very cushy deal for Greece. Of course this does not fit with the "Greece is being raped" story that some like so much.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:03 | 1840653 Quintus
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You honestly think they don't?  Honestly? How quaint. :-)

If Greece and France/Germany are Equal, then I guess we'll be seeing MerkozyPap meetings in future where everyone has an equal input into policy making.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:08 | 1840693 Ghordius
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Quintus, I refuse to see behind every bloody decision taken by an elected parliament a shady pushing by the Powers that Be. It's as least as quaint. Of course several MPs are bought, but you misunderstand the Greeks if you think that they are not scared by the options they have. I've spent quite a lot of time in Greece, by the way, and will not underestimate how both cleptocratic and nationalistic they are.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:26 | 1840842 Quintus
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I am not suggesting that they're all bent and corrupt, although many of them may well be.

The fact is that the Greek Parliament is effectively a 'Middle Manager' in the larger corporation that is the EU.  Finances, Promotions through the EU ranks and various other powers of patronage are dispensed by the CEO (Merkozy) in return for running their bit of business as they are told.

When the CEO says there is a new strategy and we want you to implement it, that is what the Greek parliament does.  It is clear that power within the EU comes from above, not from the voters below.

As in the Irish example, if the Greek opposition comes to power as a result of these events, I guarantee that they will continue with the policies of their predecessors, because that is the corporate strategy.  The people can vote to change the middle-management faces, but not the corporate strategy.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:04 | 1840661 Ghordius
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note how in the back it's written:

"(a) new world - new ideas

now I know this G20 is going to be different from all the others, look what we will get...

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:20 | 1840789 LongBallsShortBrains
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They tried. " hope and change". But the brotha laid claim to that rap.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:25 | 1840814 Ghordius
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yes, yes, but a new world! we get a new world!

 

 

wait, I forgot, we already got a new world in 1492. Never mind...

 

(by the way, your avatar is at least as offensive as mine - why is it that every nice pair of boobs are booed down here in ZH while your dirty sack is ok?)

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 12:01 | 1841819 Totin
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Do us a favor and take that avatar off - no one wants to see your balls asshole.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 12:52 | 1842069 buyingsterling
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+1

Come on, buddy. Your sack is nothing special. Do you see a lot of labia avatars on here?

I left my computer on the other day and my 5 year old boy saw your avatar. I came into my office and found him squinting at the screen. He said, "Dad, is that some guy's sack?"
I saw what he was looking at and answered, "I think so. I've never seen one from that angle. Neither should you."

Confused, he said, "But dad, normally a man would only see someone's saggy sack from that angle if they were about to start gagging on it. My teacher says there's nothing wrong with that. She showed us with a banana. But this looks a lot less appealing than the banana."

"Right, son. Stick with bananas. But eat it normally, and if it has balls attached, toss it."

"But what about this guy, dad? Why does he want everyone to look at his balls?"

"They're probably not his balls, son. He's probably a pretty heavy-hitting homo, and doesn't like to be separated from his porn for too long. So long as he posts on a page, he's got something to look at when his libido gets up a bit. He's too stupid to figure out that he could have a video playing while he looks at the site, and spare the rest of us the really sad sack. Now let's go to the park and find you a girlfriend."

 

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:19 | 1840780 TheGardener
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`Read the news` - that puts you on a watch list for .gov
propaganda shills. But don't take offense, you are probably
just suffering from public TV education and to have gotten a job at an European Ministry of Truth you should be even more stupid, not just brainwashed.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:02 | 1840645 edotabin
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While I am very glad about the referendum, I am positive he did not do it out of the kindness of his heart. G-Pap pushed things as far as he possibly could. He and other politicians now literally fear for their life.  He would not have switched all his military leaders unless there were strong rumblings of serious, serious trouble.

Now they are trying to get him out of the way so as to unbind themselves from the referendum. They figure new leader, new bullshit and hopefully the referendum promise will be forgotten. That pig Venizelos is already "crowing" against the referendum.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:05 | 1840674 drivenZ
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sorry, but screw the vote...what G pap pulled was completely unacceptable. why didnt he get his house in order a year ago? two years ago? 

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 11:38 | 1841686 Carl Spackler
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Hey Barry, I hear that your CNN didn't make it to this press conference...they couldn't find Cannes, let alone France.

Barry, you really DO need education reform in your country!

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 11:38 | 1841687 Carl Spackler
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Hey Barry, I hear that your CNN didn't make it to this press conference...they couldn't find Cannes, let alone France.

Barry, you really DO need education reform in your country!

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 13:36 | 1842314 Clayton Bigsby
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Hoof hearted!

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:39 | 1840393 ChickenTikka
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Obama: Who's tickling my weener? Is that you down there Angela?

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:37 | 1840401 GeneMarchbanks
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Noooooooooooooo!

Ok, fine... [sigh]

Is this about Iran?

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:34 | 1840403 BoGaVaNTe
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"The frog´s dick is a lot smaller than mine, hehe!"

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:35 | 1840404 jmcadg
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Man you tore his ass good.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:35 | 1840406 Fred123
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Hey, you ever go to Man's Country in Chicago?

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:35 | 1840409 RichyRoo
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Obama: Nice, bigger than on skype

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:35 | 1840412 HITMAN56
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Wanna swap wives?

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:38 | 1840436 Nascent_Variable
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Mr. Sarkozy, I'm prepared to give you one trillion dollars...

... for one night with your wife.

Indecent Bailout Proposal

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:07 | 1840619 XitSam
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Well... wouldn't you?

http://www.frugal-cafe.com/public_html/frugal-blog/frugal-cafe-blogzone/...

L to R: Princess Letizia of Spain, Carla Bruni, Michelle Obama

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:10 | 1840700 CrimsonAvenger
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Awesome. That's the first time I actually felt bad for the prez.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:52 | 1841003 kaiserhoff
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Now that was cruel..., and funnnnnny.  ;)

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 13:06 | 1840414 Melin
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Oh!  There's TOTUS!

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:35 | 1840415 libertus
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The G stands for Götterdämmerung

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhdVNvd7yKo&feature=related

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:05 | 1840665 Bicycle Repairman
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The Greek situation; is it the immolation of Brunnhilde or merely taking out the trash?

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:55 | 1840416 Mercury
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In earpiece:

We're bringing SUV-1 up the Champs-Élysées now sir.  The first lady and her BFFs have maxed out the cargo capacity of the escort vehicles with their recent purchases...

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:38 | 1840418 ghengis86
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Are you standing on a stool? You seem a bit taller than normal...

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:36 | 1840419 nonclaim
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Sarkozy: Shit, we are in Spain now...

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:36 | 1840420 tallen
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There's Obama listening to some great new tunes on his Iphone 4s. Let them eat ipads.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:37 | 1840423 SnobGobbler
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some skittles rolled off his podium...

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:37 | 1840426 Silverhog
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Wait till your French nose gets a whiff of this one.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:37 | 1840427 love
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who cut the fromage?

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:36 | 1840429 Arttrader
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Man, these complimentary G20 slippers are "sure cozy".

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:37 | 1840430 Misery Index
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Obama: "Merkel, is that you?"

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:46 | 1840512 Ted K
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I love it when commenters rip off what others just said and get more "likes".  Pretty much explains the goldbugs on this site.

Next time Durden makes a negative post on the SEC you can go "Yeah yeah!!! And don't forget the SEC Tyler!! They watch porn!!!"  That new joke should get you at least 12 likes.  Try to get it in before 5 commenters said it above you though at least please.

Nobody retells the same chicken crossed the road joke in the same cocktail conversation, wait until you cross the fucking room at least.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:58 | 1840626 Uchtdorf
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Why did the chicken cross the road? First! <sarc: off>

Excellent post, Ted.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 17:20 | 1841305 barkster
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...

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:00 | 1840638 Dr. No
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+1 for going off this early in the morning.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 11:19 | 1841567 MarkTwain00
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True Dat

 

I always 'like' my own comments, seems to get the ball rolling if I go ahead and get 1 up there...

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 12:02 | 1841797 Freddie
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Gold Bugs on this site?  Would you prefer a web site with a bunch of Fiat paper money bugs fawning over Buffett, Cramer and shitty fund managers like Bruce Berkowitz?  Sounds a bit like Seeking Alpha.  They go on and on about Buffett, Mr. Market, and MPT and other totally discredited bullshit. 

Ted K you sound like Charlie Munger's arsehole.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:37 | 1840432 oleander garch
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"How does this guy get himself a supermodel."

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:54 | 1840595 Ghordius
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power - women love power

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:38 | 1840439 sumo
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"Hey Nick. I saw the strangest thing on CNN ... where's Cannes again?

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:38 | 1840440 Forgiven
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Obama to himself:  {I wonder what hand lotion he uses?}

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:38 | 1840441 spanish inquisition
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O: You have nice strong hands.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:39 | 1840443 LongSoupLine
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"Hmmmm, I'd pick up that Euro on the ground, but know what it's gonna be worth in about a month...not worth bending over.  Besides, bending over with all this confusing Greek talk might not be a good idea."

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:39 | 1840444 the not so migh...
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Obamster: Whats that women doing under your podium

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:39 | 1840445 Bazinga
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Sark - If Pap doesn't resign, want him to have a Gadaffi/Bin Laden moment?

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:44 | 1840448 francois
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Sarkozy - All else failed. We need Rumpelstiltskin

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:39 | 1840449 Bartanist
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O: I also like to dress "light" behind the podium, but prefer boxers to the thong, Sark.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:40 | 1840453 Town Crier
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Obama, Ahmadinejad and Sarkozy.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:40 | 1840454 Note to self
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"There's something on your shoe.  What'd you step in, man?  AW SHIT you dragged it in here! What the fuck?"

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:40 | 1840455 Beatscape
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Sarkozy, man, can't believe even with those high heeled shoes, you still are a short mother f_cker.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:40 | 1840459 arkady
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"Frankly Obama, I don't give a damn"

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:41 | 1840460 apberusdisvet
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Boy are you happy to see me, or what.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:41 | 1840461 The Axe
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How much better can LOW unit labor costs get? Or if you need a fucking job..this structuralism is making lots of money for corporations. is not good for employment. 

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:41 | 1840463 Eeyores Enigma
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Yo Sarky, is that a penis pump you got there?

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:41 | 1840464 AngryGerman
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"And then Black Dynamite next to me made my wife a baby. Thank you Osama!"

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:51 | 1840467 papaswamp
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....

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:41 | 1840468 Chaffinch
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You know platform shoes could do a lot for your image...

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:42 | 1840471 ForTheWorld
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"Damn she sure has got a mouth on her!"

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:42 | 1840473 DeadFred
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I always wondered where the input for teleprompter came from.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:43 | 1840475 DeadFred
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I always wondered where the input for my teleprompter came from.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:43 | 1840478 trampstamp
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You ready for an ass whipping mini-me

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:43 | 1840481 PaperWillBurn
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Obama's ear piece "Now slowly, take a gander at the Frenchies junk"

 

Voice from the sidelines "ah ha Obama fell for it again"

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:43 | 1840483 Racer
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Oh my, he has got bad taste in socks

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:44 | 1840490 Cone of Uncertainty
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"Damn a frog hung like a mouse!"

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:44 | 1840496 Smithovsky
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There you are, Angela.  

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:44 | 1840498 PicassoInActions
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this name should be copywrited...

Obozy, Mercozy....  soon we will have our own museum of failed criminals...

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:45 | 1840506 Ancona
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Hey! I can see right down her blouse, nice rack sugar tits!

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:46 | 1840511 Mister Ponzi
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We were waiting for the spectacle of the Barroso/van Rompuy press conference... but all we got were these two clowns.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:47 | 1840519 Dinho360
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"Regulators. We regulate any stealin' of this property, and we're daaamnn good too. But you can't be any geek off the street. You gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean, earn your keep."

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:58 | 1840520 HD
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I'm stuck with Michele - yet little Frenchie over there gets a super model (sigh)... http://pics.wikifeet.com/Carla-Bruni-Feet-51411.jpg

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:48 | 1840521 High Plains Drifter
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one jew was talking to another jew about they needed to do about this other jew that was stealing money. 

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:48 | 1840522 Jayda1850
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TOTUS: We can end this eurozone crisis today, if congress would only pass my jobs bill.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:48 | 1840523 therearetoomany...
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"Well, I am humbled...I really like Greece's plan and hope to adopt it to save the U.S.  Which I guess means we'll print more of our own money to pay our debts.  That'll work, won't it.   Sh*t, what did Soros say?"

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:51 | 1840524 Pegasus Muse
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O'bummer:  Those elevator shoes just ain't cutting it, bro.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:48 | 1840525 stock trout
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And I thought I had big ears...

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:49 | 1840529 aleph0
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CANNED SAOB OPERA

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:49 | 1840530 blindman
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=6ul-cZyuYq4
Fleetwood Mac - Go Your Own Way (HQ)

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:49 | 1840537 Oztralian
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ECB cuts benchmark rate 25bps to 1.25. So much for you doom and gloom shorts

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:50 | 1840543 ThatThatcher
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'So if ....I....join this wonderland called the single currency region, irrelevant of my country's accounts, you'll ...just pay them off?'

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:50 | 1840553 JohnG
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So, a monkey and a frenchman walk into a bar..

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:51 | 1840561 aleph0
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Obama -> Sarko : "do you still have  de'Gold from the 60's ?"

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:51 | 1840563 imaginalis
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Have they caught Jack Bauer yet?

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:51 | 1840564 John McCloy
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"Having that TV installed in Sarko's pedestal so I can watch Hoopies in between teleprompter readings was brilliant..shoot the J beetches"

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:51 | 1840571 lizzy36
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Metric sytem? 

#sizematters

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:52 | 1840572 Travis Bickel
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Brown shoes? You've got to be kidding me.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:52 | 1840578 MsCreant
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Mmmmmmmmmm! When I go back to my room I'm calling the SEC. I need to figure out where to get me some midget porn. Mmmmmm!

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:52 | 1840579 High Plains Drifter
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reggie love is in washington dc. he had to stay because he is sick. hey sarko , bro....you know any good cock suckers over here in france?

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:55 | 1840598 Huntly
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Is that Zamfir crap playing in your headset too?

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:56 | 1840602 Kina
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'In the US we usually don't shit on the floor like that'

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:57 | 1840611 goldfreak
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Carla can't possibly be happy with that little thing

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:57 | 1840612 Yamaha
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Was it good for you?

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:57 | 1840614 Miss Expectations
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Hmmm, this mic in my ear might be better than the teleprompter.  I wonder if I can get it surgically implanted so the wires don't show?

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:01 | 1840620 edotabin
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....

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:58 | 1840627 Chuck Walla
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"Oh, a nickle!"  "I'll grab it when I leave."

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 08:59 | 1840634 prophet
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I think I'll kick the Cannes over there

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:00 | 1840641 jdelano
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Bullish.

 

It's like Einstein's definition of insanity--doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.

 

(Next person who actually says that, I'm going to track down your ip and leave a flaming bag of shit on your porch.)

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:01 | 1840642 bmwm395
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The wheels on the bus go round and round.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:02 | 1840644 Fundemental Pri...
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Obama: Merkel?  Hell No; you brought her - YOU fuck her!!!

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:02 | 1840646 Smithovsky
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Carla, Nicolas promised you'd do me next.  

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:04 | 1840660 Mentalic
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BBC is reporting G-Pap has offered to step down....

Still on-going...

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:05 | 1840664 azzhatter
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Obozo "You think you can satisfy Angela with that little thing?"

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:05 | 1840667 Bazooka
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Obama to Sarkozy:

Fuck You! Your re-election time comes before mine!

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:07 | 1840685 sasebo
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How do you say "up your ass you stupid motherfucker" in french?

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:10 | 1840706 Vergeltung
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"Moochelle has bigger feet than that...."

 

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:12 | 1840717 Ellesmere
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Nice shoes !

Are they Italian?

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:13 | 1840722 MM
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Oh, there's the teleprompter. I'm safe. *phew* Hehe, I was getting nervous for a minute there. Alright, let's roll then.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:18 | 1840767 Optimystic
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Barney, is that you down there?

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:18 | 1840772 Royale With Cheese
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Hmm...I love Lil' Wayne

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:34 | 1840902 svc101
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Obviously what Bama said was: Did y'all drop a name plate?

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:34 | 1840905 Monedas
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Obama looks like the stupid one no matter who he stands next to ! Monedas 2011 Comedy Jihad Aging Negro Jokes

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:42 | 1840951 Vincent Vega
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Obama: "Listen you little dickweed, I had to cancel a golf game for this shit. I told you we'd print y'all some more money; what's the fucking problem!?."

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 09:43 | 1840959 jon
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"nice boot, sarz. italian leather?"

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 10:01 | 1841034 Zodiac
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Obozy?  Should be Sarkoma.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 10:01 | 1841039 Agent P
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How did they get a picture of these two standing at the urinals?

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 10:11 | 1841099 snowball777
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"Tu as besoin d'un plus grande échelle et n'oublier pas ton boîte de faire reluire."

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 10:13 | 1841108 greased up deaf guy
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"my deficit is bigger than your deficit."

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 10:14 | 1841115 greased up deaf guy
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"he's hung pretty well for a white guy."

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 11:08 | 1841490 krispkritter
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Obama: I'm hung pretty well for half a white guy...

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 10:16 | 1841132 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Ever since I married Michelle I've loved standing next to a man shorter than me. 

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 10:17 | 1841134 dracos_ghost
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PSST, Nicky, I think G-Pap had a heart attack and your foot is on his head.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 10:24 | 1841188 Eireann go Brach
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Who put the kenyan on the stage?

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 10:42 | 1841285 whydtinogo
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Hey! Why'd you give Barry the box?

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 11:17 | 1841418 tamboo
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looks like you still have some blood on your shoes.

that little palestinian girl sure put up a fight but i

clearly told the chef medium well.

 

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