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One Government's Meat Is Any Other Man's Felony Poison

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Ever feel like standing in Benny and the Centrally Planned Inkjets' shoes while in the comfort of your own home? Don't. As the following table demonstrates, doing what the US government does on a daily basis is likely to get one incarcerated, prosecuted, exiled, guillotined, bound and quartered, and most likely scapegoated by a member of the administration.

h/t Mary


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Thu, 03/29/2012 - 18:43 | Link to Comment Lost Wages
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I've been counterfeiting toilet paper because it is worth more than the dollar. Did you notice how much a big pack of Charmin costs these days? Run to the store for some Tide and some Charmin and you're out $40!

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 18:53 | Link to Comment Beam Me Up Scotty
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If you are married, you know it doesn't matter how much toilet paper costs.  If you don't keep some on hand you won't get sex again.  If TSHTF then you better be prepared to use the Sears catalog and sacrafice what TP you have to your wife, or you will be having a onesome for the rest of your life, no matter how short it may be. 


Thu, 03/29/2012 - 19:02 | Link to Comment Bob
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True, that.  So true. 

It's not impossible to be a prince, though . . . the callouses don't take long.

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 20:46 | Link to Comment UP Forester
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The problem with Sears Catalogues is that they print on that shiny paper that doesn't do much more than spread it around.

Better off using phone books, now.

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 21:57 | Link to Comment knukles
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New York Times.
The cheap paper is highly absorbent while the cheap ink smears, besmirching the real object of attention and winds up making an illogical mess of it all.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 02:25 | Link to Comment Ratscam
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use Zimbabwe dollars

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 08:21 | Link to Comment blindfaith
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it takes 100 US dollars to buy 1 Zimbabwe dollar now...not a good choice.  But you can buy 300 rolls of Charmin with 1 Zimbabwe dollar, turn around and sell the Charmin on the street corner in New York for 1.00 and make money !  Hey a job creating business opportunity for the good ol' USA!.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 05:08 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
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The "news" contained within was already an illogical mess!

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 06:04 | Link to Comment chistletoe
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the "civilized" world uses water ....softer, cleaner, and cheaper ....

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 08:47 | Link to Comment flacon
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How do you deploy the water? Pour it down your lower back and pat it with your hand?

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 19:08 | Link to Comment Doña K
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Installing a bidet may be the cheapest way to go. It keeps yeast away as well.

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 19:20 | Link to Comment Piranhanoia
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Shower nozzle on the end of the hose is a lot cheaper and attaches to all major plumbing.  Attach hose to 5gal water bottle if required,  warm to desired temp.

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 19:34 | Link to Comment noob
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you do what you can, right?

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 19:43 | Link to Comment Bob
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That is a true prince. May he find the woman to recognize. 

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 20:20 | Link to Comment Dave Thomas
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Welp, it's not as humiliating as getting hosed off by your mom with comet and a scrub brush.

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 19:49 | Link to Comment Beam Me Up Scotty
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Again, you won't be getting any sex because your wife will be getting off on the shower nozzle.

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 20:36 | Link to Comment vast-dom
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Just you wait till water per gallon shoots past gas per gallon -- we'll all be wiping our asses with old newspapers and sand....inflation and water supply, or lack thereof, are a motherfucking bitch!

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 14:56 | Link to Comment AcidRastaHead
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Wow, extortion around a toilet paper token economy.  Your sex life is too complicated for me mate.  Remind me not to marry.

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 18:54 | Link to Comment SemperFord
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The Kirkland/Costco TP is the same pricebut they have switched it from a 36 to a 30 pack, same price since February. My salary has not gone up by the same percentage, I should have bene a banker!!!

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 18:58 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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I should have been a toilet paper maker instead of user.

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 19:24 | Link to Comment kito
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doc, here you go.....let me know how it turns out and maybe i will give it a try.......

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 19:49 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Thanks. Now to solve the user problem. Any Links on how to make a bidet?

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 22:27 | Link to Comment LongSoupLine
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yep, garden hose, 2x4's and duct tape.


Presto...1 hillbilly bidet.

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 23:47 | Link to Comment Tijuana Donkey Show
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I think you mean 5 gallon bucket and a corncob for the hillbilly lu?

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 00:04 | Link to Comment The Navigator
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Here's a Toto unit that fits onto most toilets for $400

But if TSHTF, not sure how long you'll have city water to run thru it, or electricity to heat the water.

Wet wipes might be something to stock up on.

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 18:55 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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You could follow Sheryl Crowe's recomendation and just use 1 sheet of toilet paper every time.

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 19:17 | Link to Comment Bob
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JHC.  I shouldna looked:

This is what the wildly crazy sister side of liberalism looks like. 

Somethin' just wasn't right where she grew up.

Too bad.  It seems like she really wishes she could just be happy.

Or maybe I just got the wrong idea. 

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 19:19 | Link to Comment DCFusor
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Weird as it is, due to not wanting to take the shit-shower when someone plugs up my plumbing with too much TP, I put a two square limit on here, and people can either live with that, take the shit shower, or use the unheated outhouse.  They come around real fast.  Some women (no names) seem to need almost a roll a day, and a big double handful per sitting, and no, that's not right, and sex (with her, anyway) ain't worth that shit shower to unplug the pipes from that waste.

Maybe the answer is learning how to wipe your ass efficiently.  For all too many people, it'd be the only thing they can do efficiently, that is, if they could do that.


The bidet sounds good until you realize that if there's no TP, where in hell you gonna get the water to run a toilet?  Cognitive dissonance, or just a failure to understand systems here?

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 19:59 | Link to Comment Bob
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Seems to be the larger system.  C'mon, we all know there's no reason to put down the toilet seat cover--hell, why does such a thing exist anyway?--and that there's no compelling argument against leaving the damn seat up, either. 

Finding peace is difficult.  Even on the simplest things. 

If you challenge a guy to use two squares, it's up to him to tell you how it is. Or do it. 

Or buy his own. 

Things seem to get a whole lot more complicated between men and women. 

I gotta say, though, that less than 4 squares seems a little tight.

Actually, though I might be able to master it on my ass, a woman wiping a beutifully plump vagina wet with urine might find that a much harder task.  Think about it. You've done the motion detector hand towel dispensor . . . two or three swipes just to dry your fucking hands.  And you ain't packin' them into a nice pair of jeans like she is her package. 

Yeah, I've gone here, too.  Women=more tp. 

Thank God we loves 'em the way we do

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 07:01 | Link to Comment Waterfallsparkles
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Women that have had children usually have Hemorrhoids.  Ever try to wipe feces off a bunch of grapes?

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 19:51 | Link to Comment malikai
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Well, without water to run the toilet, the TP doesn't do much good either.

I too, agree. The answer is to learn how to wipe one's ass efficiently. I wonder why this is such a difficult subject for some. It seems so blatantly obvious to me.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 04:24 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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Tommy Toilet sez:

"Don't forget to wipe your ass folks!

It's good clean fun!

It's hygienic!

It's considerate of others!"


Thu, 03/29/2012 - 20:25 | Link to Comment Dave Thomas
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I dunno about you, but I wipe till I hit bone.

I have fashioned a folding regimen that allows multiple passes and conserves paper, I usually burn about 15 squares, sometimes a little more when pork chops go on sale.

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 22:33 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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One of the funniest threads I've read in a while.

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 22:35 | Link to Comment Teamtc321
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WTF, whole section on how to wipe one's ass? It is no wonder the world is about to blow up, unreal people lmao................Good shit here...............First time I have laughed all day reading your post.  

Just for the record, I shall wipe my own ass anyway I see fit, lol. 


Fri, 03/30/2012 - 07:08 | Link to Comment Waterfallsparkles
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You sound like one of those Guys that leave skid marks on the sheets and your underware.

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 22:33 | Link to Comment Hedgetard55
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     Clearly, you are not strong enough to be her man...

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 19:38 | Link to Comment Tarheel
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sounds like the TO DO list for our kenyan president.

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 19:47 | Link to Comment slewie the pi-rat
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brand-name awareness is important when counterfeiting, lost_waggie

scalawags and scoundrels everywhere, BiCheZ!

to the barricades, les miserables!

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 22:18 | Link to Comment ACP
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I'd say a Chairman is worth much less than $40.

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 22:31 | Link to Comment LongSoupLine
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Dept of Education = Child Abuse/Neglect

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 02:25 | Link to Comment suckitbitchez
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Four squares is not nearly enough. I fingered my ass one night while using 7 squares. Not the kind of stinky finger I wanted that night. Now I use at a min of 12 sq per wipe. Hell the tp is free, just take it from the office now. Why conserve?

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 03:55 | Link to Comment Dingleberry
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Because office TP is like sandpaper. My ass needs the Charmin.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 03:18 | Link to Comment Equites
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I bet Tyler never thought of this thread of commenting under this particular article ;) (for the onesome, I usually use toilet paper too - so either way, one needs it...)

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 03:58 | Link to Comment Dingleberry
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Not only that...but they don't wipe as much shit off as it used to. BTW, did you hear the no-shit (pardon the pun) story about Tide being stolen everywhere now? Some stores even have it behind the counter with the cigarettes. Google it. It's unreal.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 07:07 | Link to Comment connda
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You're mad!  The government says there is no inflation!

/sarc off

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 18:53 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Fractional reserved banking = Loansharking

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 19:09 | Link to Comment I am a Man I am...
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loansharking is actually more legitimate

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 19:18 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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Liberation = Bombing

Peacekeeping = Huntin' and Killin'

Questioning = Torture


Thu, 03/29/2012 - 19:43 | Link to Comment Element
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War = Peace

Bad = Good

Work shall set you free

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 22:27 | Link to Comment ACP
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Nothing wrong with fractional banking as long as no one is allowed to bail out the banks and the executives get lynched and burned at the stake when they blow stuff up. Which, of course, will prevent them from doing that in the first place.

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 23:15 | Link to Comment Incubus
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Nothing wrong with fractional reserve banking?  Let me be your banker, then.


I've got a loan for you with killer rates, interested?



Fri, 03/30/2012 - 06:39 | Link to Comment BigJim
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There's nothing wrong with fractional reserve banking IF the issuer is not granted rights to create legal tender... ie, banks would issues their own currencies, and it would be up to the individual to discount their paper as they saw fit.

I think we'd pretty swiftly settle on 100% reserves as people refused to bank with organisations that issued currencies no one else would accept.

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 18:45 | Link to Comment blu
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LOL at the spell checker. You would think "Ponzi" would be in the damned dictionary by now.

Next revision, it will be.

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 18:45 | Link to Comment apberusdisvet
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You missed

policy mandates = treasonous executive orders

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 18:52 | Link to Comment Bill D. Cat
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QE can't be counterfeiting .... the Fed has no involvement either with , or for , the government .


edit > yes , Im joking .

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 18:52 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Fast and furious = terrorism

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 19:03 | Link to Comment Hansel
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Along the same lines,

Spreading Democracy => terrorism

Regime change => assassination

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 18:58 | Link to Comment stiler
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they always make up their own rules and you can't join the club. This shite is coming to an end.


When, oh when?



At the end of course.

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 18:58 | Link to Comment noob
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Ahhh yes (being nice), "The Game of Life"

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 19:04 | Link to Comment kito
Thu, 03/29/2012 - 19:14 | Link to Comment rosiescenario
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Soliciting Campaign Contributions = Protection Racket



Thu, 03/29/2012 - 19:15 | Link to Comment rosiescenario
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TSA Body Screening = Pedophilia

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 19:18 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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How about
Truth. propaganda
War. Terrorism

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 19:17 | Link to Comment Paul Atreides
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Covert Ops = Murder

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 19:25 | Link to Comment blindman
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"the world needs an enema". ?
Thursday March 29 6:30pm
Occupy Wall Street Radio

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 19:36 | Link to Comment ag3nt0rang3
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Police = Kings men,.Destorying and pillaging all the king can not tax.

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 19:37 | Link to Comment Sequitur
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State Lottery ---- Illegal Gambling

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 19:51 | Link to Comment celticgold
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cheryl has hot legs and a very short skirt !   NICE!

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 20:43 | Link to Comment non_anon
Thu, 03/29/2012 - 20:14 | Link to Comment Seasmoke
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freedom fighters = homegrown terrorists

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 20:42 | Link to Comment non_anon
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what's good for the goose is good for the gander, no?

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 20:59 | Link to Comment Seasmoke
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Property Taxes = Slumlords

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 21:07 | Link to Comment thurstjo63
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So spot on!!!

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 21:23 | Link to Comment Money 4 Nothing
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Speaking of a Member of this administration, This is what Breitbart was going to expose about Barak H. Obama, aka Barry Soetoro.

Once you hear Zimmerman will not be arrested, a full on race war will consume this Nation, hence the words of the NDAA S1867, America to be considered a Battlefeild. Guess where all those new weapons and ammo were going?

New Black Panthers "T" shirts circulating in Philly just seen today.

New Black Panthers leader says Zimmerman is white and it's a fight with white supremacist now. There bringing us a race war and locking down the US I believe. Got body armor?

Obama found to be funding the Black Panthers and Louis Farrakan:

God Damn America! Remember?

Also, when martial law is initiated, there will no longer be a law for innocent people to save themselves through self defense measures.

 From Black

"10. WE WANT LAND, BREAD, HOUSING, EDUCATION, CLOTHING, JUSTICE, PEACE AND PEOPLE'S COMMUNITY CONTROL OF MODERN TECHNOLOGY. When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bonds which have connected them with another, and to assume, among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation."


Thu, 03/29/2012 - 21:30 | Link to Comment Sean7k
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The new leader must be a moron. Have you SEEN Zimmerman? If there is any white in that man, it is well disguised. Worse, have you read number 10? They need education, because they surely cannot write. The last sentence is a riot. Impel? Is that even a word? 

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 23:53 | Link to Comment Benjamin Glutton
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Definition of IMPEL transitive verb 1 : to urge or drive forward or on by or as if by the exertion of strong moral pressure : force <felt impelled to correct the misconception> 2 : to impart motion to : propel
Thu, 03/29/2012 - 23:50 | Link to Comment Benjamin Glutton
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Thu, 03/29/2012 - 21:54 | Link to Comment uno
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MSM = Propaganda

Free Market = BoilerRoom Operation

Central Bank = Cartel

Free Speech = Terrorist

Patriot Act = Hunger game

Public Education = Child Abuse

genetically modified food = Genocide

Democratic Congress Woman or Democratic Supreme Court Justice = One FUGLY bitch

Homeland Security = paranoid schizophrenia

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 21:30 | Link to Comment dumpster
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using sears  paper for toilet tisssue

tear hole in center ..set on crapper  then   insert  fingerin hole  .wipe,, use piece  out of center to clean fingernails  

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 21:55 | Link to Comment Calculated_Risk
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Affirmative Action = Racism

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 22:15 | Link to Comment non_anon
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Terrible Ted had it in his sights ages ago

get ready

Storm Troopers

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 02:15 | Link to Comment Sqworl
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Hahahaaha tyler...

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 03:42 | Link to Comment Conax
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My blow up sex doll comitted suicide, said I never took her anywhere.

I said 'bitch, you never close yo mouth'

The last time I got a piece of ass my finger poked through the tp.

remembered from a song, 'I'm fat, I'm forty, and i don't get no pootay'

you all made me think of it..;)


Fri, 03/30/2012 - 04:41 | Link to Comment jjsilver
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Congressman Louis T McFadden charges the Federal Reserve with High Crimes

You can also listen to this here:

President Andrew Jackson stated in reference to the bankers at the state of his administration:
               "You are a den of vipers and thieves. I intend to rout you out, and by the Eternal God, I will rout you out."

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 07:48 | Link to Comment Tom Green Swedish
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'Am I the only guy in this country who's fed up with what's happening? Where the hell is our outrage? We should be screaming bloody murder. We've got a gang of clueless bozos steering our ship of state right over a cliff, we've got corporate gangsters stealing us blind, and we can't even clean up after a hurricane much less build a hybrid car. But instead of getting mad, everyone sits around and nods their heads when the politicians say, 'Stay the course'

Stay the course? You've got to be kidding. This is America , not the damned 'Titanic' I'll give you a sound bite: 'Throw all the bums out!'

You might think I'm getting senile, that I've gone off my rocker, and maybe I have. But someone has to speak up. I hardly recognize this country anymore.

The most famous business leaders are not the innovators but the guys in handcuffs. While we're fiddling in Iraq , the Middle East is burning and nobody seems to know what to do. And the press is waving 'pom-poms' instead of asking hard questions. That's not the promise of the ' America ' my parents and yours traveled across the ocean for. I've had enough. How about you?

I'll go a step further. You can't call yourself a patriot if you're not outraged. This is a fight I'm ready and willing to have.

The Biggest 'C' is Crisis !

Leaders are made, not born. Leadership is forged in times of crisis. It's easy to sit there with your feet up on the desk and talk theory. Or send someone else's kids off to war when you've never seen a battlefield yourself. It's another thing to lead when your world comes tumbling down. George Bush, Dick Chaney and who it this Bozo coming up next? One of the most Liberal Idiots in the U. S. Senate and he is talking about disarming America . I can't believe the American people are seeing what he is about to do to this country. May God have mercy on us all.

On September 11, 2001, we needed a strong leader more than any other time in our history. We needed a steady hand to guide us out of the ashes. A Hell of a Mess. So here's where we stand. We're immersed in a bloody war with no plan for winning and no plan for leaving. We're running the biggest deficit in the history of the country. We're losing the manufacturing edge to Asia , while our once-great Companies are all moving offshore. We're getting slaughtered by health care costs. Gas prices are skyrocketing, and nobody in power has a coherent energy policy. Our schools are the worst in the world. Our borders are like sieves. The middle class is being squeezed every which way. These are times that cry out for leadership and we are getting ready to put the most Liberal Senator in the U. S. Senate in as our next President because we want to be fair and elect someone just because of his race. We don't have time to be fair, we need a strong leader.

But when you look around, you've got to ask: 'Where have all the leaders gone?' Where are the curious, creative communicators? Where are the people of character, courage, conviction, omnipotence, and common sense? I may be a sucker for alliteration, but I hope you get the point.

Name me a leader who has a better idea for homeland security than making us take off our shoes in airports and throw away our shampoo? We've spent billions of dollars building a huge new bureaucracy, and all we know how to do is react to things that have already happened.

Name me one leader who emerged from the crisis of Hurricane Katrina. Congress has yet to spend a single day evaluating the response to the hurricane, or demanding accountability for the decisions that were made in the crucial hours after the storm. Everyone's hunkering down, fingers crossed, hoping it doesn't happen again. Well guess what people? We are having more floods right now. What are we doing to help these people out. Now, that's just crazy. Storms happen. Deal with it. Make a plan. Figure out what you're going to do the next time. Why are we allowing people to build in flood plains anyway? If you build in a flood area, expect to be flooded and deal with it. Don't expect the Government to bail you out.

Name me an industry leader who is thinking creatively about how we can restore our competitive edge in manufacturing. All they seem to be thinking now-days is getting themselves bigger salaries and bonuses. Who would have believed that there could ever be a time when 'The Big Three' referred to Japanese car companies? How did this happen, and more important, what are we going to do about it? likely nothing!

Name me a government leader who can articulate a plan for paying down the debt, or solving the energy crisis, or managing the health care problem. The silence is deafening. But these are the crises that are eating away at our country and milking the middle class dry.

I have news for the gang in Congress and the Senate. We didn't elect you to sit on your asses and do nothing and remain silent while our democracy is being hijacked and our greatness is being replaced with mediocrity. What is everybody so afraid of? That some bonehead on Fox News will call them a name? Give me a break. Why don't you guys show some spine for a change? I honestly don't think any of you have one!

Had Enough?
Hey, I'm not trying to be the voice of gloom and doom here. I'm trying to light a fire. I'm speaking out because I have hope; I believe in America .... In my lifetime I've had the privilege of living through some of America 's greatest moments I've also experienced some of our worst crises: the 'Great Depression', 'World War II', the 'Korean War', the 'Kennedy Assassination', the 'Vietnam War', the 1970s oil crisis, and the struggles of recent years culminating with 9/11. If I've learned one thing, it's this: 'You don't get anywhere by standing on the sidelines waiting for somebody else to take action. Whether it's building a better car or building a better future for our children, we all have a role to play. That's the challenge I'm raising in this book. It's a call to 'Action' for people who, like me, believe in America . It's not too late, but it's getting pretty close. So let's shake off the crap and go to work. Let's tell 'em all we've had 'enough.'

Make a 'real contribution' by sending this to everyone you know and care about......our future is at stake!

Lee Iacoca

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Fri, 03/30/2012 - 08:22 | Link to Comment JaylP6
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Stock market bottom April 2012 -

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 09:09 | Link to Comment PJPony
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Social issues are ties that bind, while politicians and bankers rob you blind.

To the guy who said use two sheets, I'll bet my 401K that you have skid marks.  Now the women will know why.

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