Osama's Grand Plan To Destroy America: President Biden

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In celebration of the one-year anniversary of the Corzining of Osama, a stash of letters uncovered during the raid that killed the Al Qaeda mastermind uncover a truly terrifying 'grand plan'. As the NY Daily News reports, Bin Laden planned to target more airplanes at Petraeus and President Obama with the cunning plan that a successful assassination would propel an "utterly unprepared" Vice President Biden into the Oval Office - and send the US spiraling into chaos." In the aftermath of Solyndra and the realization that Biden's key economic advisor was Jon Corzine this actually sounds like a brilliant plan. The full list of 17 Bin Laden letters can be found here with English translations and the Combating Terrorism Center's report is embedded below. Luckily for all of us, it appears the weakened Al Qaeda had no means to pull off such high profile attacks and Osama even reflected on his frustration with the inability of spinoff terror groups to inflict real damage on the West. Oorah!

 

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Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:07 | 2394304 GOSPLAN HERO
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Joe Biden went full retard before it was fashionable.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:13 | 2394325 Gully Foyle
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I think SAW has the better franchise.

The Osama brand seems to have petered out and just doesn't conjure the same excitement.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:25 | 2394383 NotApplicable
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Say it ain't so, Joe!
Say it ain't so!

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:37 | 2394428 Buckaroo Banzai
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<-- Osama died years ago, this is a bunch of made-up psy-op bullshit

<-- I actually believe this bullshit.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:55 | 2394555 JustObserving
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Obama is Nobel Peace Prize winner.  Would he lie to you?

Would he start a war? ... never mind.

Have the audacity to hope that he is telling the truth.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:06 | 2394619 narnia
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Maybe Obama is an unknowing participant in the psy op.  

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:22 | 2394697 UP Forester
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Doesn't anybody get it?  OBL was the greatest arch-nemesis the US could ever create!

Whoever did this one up surely got promoted, I mean, a fortune-telling terrorist a la Nostradamus?

Who else could have known that 7 years after his death a semi-black man would be grinding the organ, and his monkey-assistant really was a fur-challenged mutant Rhesus monkey?

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:27 | 2394704 Fukushima Sam
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This story brings to mind an image of a bunch of CIA agents sitting around a conference table, making up all the "evidence" they "found" in the Osama compound and laughing their assess off over this gem.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:41 | 2394763 Comay Mierda
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some of said agents probably worked with OBL when he was on the CIA payroll

 
BBC: Osama bin Laden was CIA agent & Al-Qaeda Never Existed - Invented by CIA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbkvz4hezmU

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 16:24 | 2395081 Vampyroteuthis ...
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Putting unprepared Biden into office? Since when was Obamao ever prepared. OBL (I mean CIA), you disappoint me.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 19:45 | 2395491 francis_sawyer
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<== Hope & Change

<== Nope & Chains

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 20:33 | 2395548 Henry Chinaski
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Ha! I knew it.  Biden as VP has done more to protect Obama than anything the Secret Service can do.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 21:48 | 2395666 Harlequin001
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'Bin Ladin’s frustration with regional jihadi groups and his seeming inability to exercise control over their actions and public statements is the most compelling story to be told on the basis of the 17 declassified documents.'- in other words, Osama was not in charge of any Al Qaeda at all, but was made out to be the 'leader' of something far more sinister for other more dare I say it, 'patriotic' purposes.

Funny that... Not.

Fri, 05/04/2012 - 04:02 | 2396028 Clashfan
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Great link, Comay. Thanks.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:12 | 2394657 Benjamin Glutton
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I believe different B/S.

 

1. Zawahiri gave targeting info on OBL loyalists in Pakistan

2. Zawahiri sent OBL wife to him to expose OBL

3. The common interests were Mubarrak(Zawahiri),Kaddafi(al Libi),al Qaeda off Saudi back Syria split from Iran.

4. Zawahiri has assisted in Libya and Syria.

5. Zawahiri continues to betray factions he does not control(Yemen)OBL told his loyalists to scatter too late.

6. we get to keep our boogeyman and an intelligent jihadi we can deal with(Zawahiri).

 

http://www.vancouversun.com/news/senile+Osama+Laden+betrayed+jealous+wif...

al Libi escapes from Bagram...WTF????

http://abcnews.go.com/International/Story?id=2550091&page=1#.T6LJsVJHWy0

 

It is a given that .gov is dishonest but it is also largely incompetent so it's easy to assume OBL escaped. It strains credulity to credit our CIA with suddenly brilliant insight based on old torture intel. Lastly real time targeting info of active AQ in Pakistan and elsewhere was just too plentiful to come from anywhere but inside AQ(Zawahiri/al Libi). JMHO.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 15:18 | 2394881 socalbeach
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kind of encouraging so far - less than 10% (3/34) of ZH readers are dunces.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 16:18 | 2395063 A Nanny Moose
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Frightened citizens are more....um....pliable.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 18:36 | 2395407 zerozulu
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Here is the link to that news.

 

http://www.welfarestate.com/binladen/funeral/

 

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:38 | 2394452 Randall Cabot
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I assume that Osama took some time off from channel surfing through the porn movies to come up with this plan.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:52 | 2394535 sgt_doom
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So this is the guy who was supposed to be affiliated with the 9/11 op?

Why does this sound weird?  He suddenly became retarded?

You might believe one or the other, both believing both is truly nutty?

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:08 | 2394633 Buckaroo Banzai
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It's a test to see just how stupid and demoralized the US population is. The feedback they've been getting so far is: really, really stupid and demoralized.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 15:54 | 2394982 goldfish1
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The New York Daily News? C'mon.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:09 | 2394589 Paul Atreides
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Edit

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:17 | 2394341 tarsubil
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Let me see here. What was his career path? Frat boy, ambulance chaser, slum lord, politician. Sounds about right. The American Dream.

Ubama al Biden 2012 - Forward March

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:22 | 2394362 The Big Ching-aso
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Osama Bin Buried.   Yippee kai yay.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:28 | 2394394 AnonymousAnarchist
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The OBL post-9/11 interviews (where he consistently denied having anything to do with the attacks) make for much more interesting reading (probably because they don't read like B-movie government propaganda).

Also more intersting. Of course, if you follow ICYMI, all of this is so old as to be boring.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:48 | 2394513 narnia
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This is clearly a shadow government psy op.  My gut tells me this is setting the stage for seizing Balochistan when they march into Iran.  

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 15:54 | 2394984 smb12321
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But I thought "for a fact" we were going to invade Iran two months (or was it weeks) ago?  If you're making predictions, at least try to keep them in synch with others on the board.  I believe the operative time is now October for the invasion.  And won't holding onto Iranian territory be popular with the military folks? LOL

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 17:09 | 2395216 narnia
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Only a supreme dumbass would look at this and not question intentions: http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/interactive/2012/04/2012417131242767298...

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:23 | 2394376 Richard Chesler
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Hard to believe that taking out the corrupt bankster-puppet-in-chief would bring even more chaos.

 

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 15:14 | 2394873 Silveramada
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Can u believe it? the killed Osama B.laden twice and they still busy boogieman us with him???LOL

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 15:49 | 2394964 Problem Is
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+1... Correct analysis...

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 23:04 | 2395787 jez
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They keep killing him, but he won't STAY dead.

 

Dang furriners. Cain't trust 'em an inch.

Fri, 05/04/2012 - 07:42 | 2396137 rufusbird
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Just wait! In about 2 years they can kill him again and no one will remember he is already dead!

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:08 | 2394305 FOC 1183
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Into chaos? Yes.  But think of the entertainment value Biden would have provided

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:26 | 2394379 The Big Ching-aso
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Biden's biden his time until the time is ripe for a behind run at the presidency with Barney Frank as his V.P.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:09 | 2394313 Stoploss
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Sure took a long time to "translate" that shit.

 

Whatever. Fodder for the believers.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:10 | 2394318 Midas
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This is a big fuckin' deal!

 

---Joe Biden.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:31 | 2394415 krispkritter
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Biden on Corzine: This is a big fuckin' steal!

On Osama: This ain't fuckin' real!

On Fast and Furios: Holder's rigged the deal!

On Pelosi: What an idiotic clapping seal!

Biden is WH comic relief...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VAzOIT4Ef8

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 15:56 | 2394992 smb12321
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I swear that sometimes Biden makes Bush look halfway intelligent!  I'm still not sure if he really means what he says or if it's all an act to attempt to appear stupid.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:46 | 2394370 Betty Swallsack
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No body and no pics, but wait....we, we, we got letters! Lots of letters.  It only took a year to translate them, but look!  They all say that you should still be very afraid and allow TSA to go down your pants and send you to the microwave scanners to have your DNA broken down.

How much more mileage will they get from waving around the dead guy, some eleven years after he died from renal failure?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1212851/Has-Osama-Bin-Laden-dead-seven-years--U-S-Britain-covering-continue-war-terror.html

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,41576,00.html

http://whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/osama_dead.php

http://www.rense.com/general93/laden.htm

http://www.prisonplanet.com/jones_report_042402_pieczenik.html

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:47 | 2394503 Jena
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Betty Swallsack:  We got letters! Lots of letters.

 

Kind of like that Vanity Fair article about Obama's girlfriend.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:12 | 2394651 Buckaroo Banzai
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Word in the Chicago bathhouses is that Barry likes to suck the cocks of older white gentlemen.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:18 | 2394681 Betty Swallsack
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Ewwww.  Just what are YOU doing in those bath houses to have heard those words?  Ewwww.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 16:44 | 2395143 Papasmurf
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Plus he admitted to being in Chicago.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:28 | 2394716 Jena
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I cannot look at Rahm Emmanuel on television without thinking of the things I've read here.  I hear he has Presidential ambitions.  That can't be true, can it?

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 17:43 | 2395290 DoChenRollingBearing
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Good observation.  REALLY scary question too!

Fri, 05/04/2012 - 04:08 | 2396030 Clashfan
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Um, Buckaroo, I think you got that backwards? The stuff I read (apparently from or linked to Madsen--everything I could find seems to originate from that one source) said that he liked to be fellated by the older, white men. Correct me w/a link, please, if I'm wrong.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 17:00 | 2395188 DaveyJones
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that was my first thought. Kind of the reverse (but same truth) of the Homeland Security Act that was thousands of pages but immediately ready after 911 

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