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Osama's Grand Plan To Destroy America: President Biden

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In celebration of the one-year anniversary of the Corzining of Osama, a stash of letters uncovered during the raid that killed the Al Qaeda mastermind uncover a truly terrifying 'grand plan'. As the NY Daily News reports, Bin Laden planned to target more airplanes at Petraeus and President Obama with the cunning plan that a successful assassination would propel an "utterly unprepared" Vice President Biden into the Oval Office - and send the US spiraling into chaos." In the aftermath of Solyndra and the realization that Biden's key economic advisor was Jon Corzine this actually sounds like a brilliant plan. The full list of 17 Bin Laden letters can be found here with English translations and the Combating Terrorism Center's report is embedded below. Luckily for all of us, it appears the weakened Al Qaeda had no means to pull off such high profile attacks and Osama even reflected on his frustration with the inability of spinoff terror groups to inflict real damage on the West. Oorah!



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Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:07 | 2394304 GOSPLAN HERO
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Joe Biden went full retard before it was fashionable.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:13 | 2394325 Gully Foyle
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I think SAW has the better franchise.

The Osama brand seems to have petered out and just doesn't conjure the same excitement.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:25 | 2394383 NotApplicable
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Say it ain't so, Joe!
Say it ain't so!

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:37 | 2394428 Buckaroo Banzai
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<-- Osama died years ago, this is a bunch of made-up psy-op bullshit

<-- I actually believe this bullshit.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:55 | 2394555 JustObserving
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Obama is Nobel Peace Prize winner.  Would he lie to you?

Would he start a war? ... never mind.

Have the audacity to hope that he is telling the truth.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:06 | 2394619 narnia
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Maybe Obama is an unknowing participant in the psy op.  

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:22 | 2394697 UP Forester
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Doesn't anybody get it?  OBL was the greatest arch-nemesis the US could ever create!

Whoever did this one up surely got promoted, I mean, a fortune-telling terrorist a la Nostradamus?

Who else could have known that 7 years after his death a semi-black man would be grinding the organ, and his monkey-assistant really was a fur-challenged mutant Rhesus monkey?

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:27 | 2394704 Fukushima Sam
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This story brings to mind an image of a bunch of CIA agents sitting around a conference table, making up all the "evidence" they "found" in the Osama compound and laughing their assess off over this gem.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:41 | 2394763 Comay Mierda
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some of said agents probably worked with OBL when he was on the CIA payroll

BBC: Osama bin Laden was CIA agent & Al-Qaeda Never Existed - Invented by CIA

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 16:24 | 2395081 Vampyroteuthis ...
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Putting unprepared Biden into office? Since when was Obamao ever prepared. OBL (I mean CIA), you disappoint me.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 19:45 | 2395491 francis_sawyer
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<== Hope & Change

<== Nope & Chains

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 20:33 | 2395548 Henry Chinaski
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Ha! I knew it.  Biden as VP has done more to protect Obama than anything the Secret Service can do.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 21:48 | 2395666 Harlequin001
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'Bin Ladin’s frustration with regional jihadi groups and his seeming inability to exercise control over their actions and public statements is the most compelling story to be told on the basis of the 17 declassified documents.'- in other words, Osama was not in charge of any Al Qaeda at all, but was made out to be the 'leader' of something far more sinister for other more dare I say it, 'patriotic' purposes.

Funny that... Not.

Fri, 05/04/2012 - 04:02 | 2396028 Clashfan
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Great link, Comay. Thanks.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:12 | 2394657 Benjamin Glutton
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I believe different B/S.


1. Zawahiri gave targeting info on OBL loyalists in Pakistan

2. Zawahiri sent OBL wife to him to expose OBL

3. The common interests were Mubarrak(Zawahiri),Kaddafi(al Libi),al Qaeda off Saudi back Syria split from Iran.

4. Zawahiri has assisted in Libya and Syria.

5. Zawahiri continues to betray factions he does not control(Yemen)OBL told his loyalists to scatter too late.

6. we get to keep our boogeyman and an intelligent jihadi we can deal with(Zawahiri).

al Libi escapes from Bagram...WTF????


It is a given that .gov is dishonest but it is also largely incompetent so it's easy to assume OBL escaped. It strains credulity to credit our CIA with suddenly brilliant insight based on old torture intel. Lastly real time targeting info of active AQ in Pakistan and elsewhere was just too plentiful to come from anywhere but inside AQ(Zawahiri/al Libi). JMHO.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 15:18 | 2394881 socalbeach
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kind of encouraging so far - less than 10% (3/34) of ZH readers are dunces.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 16:18 | 2395063 A Nanny Moose
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Frightened citizens are

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 18:36 | 2395407 zerozulu
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Here is the link to that news.


Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:38 | 2394452 Randall Cabot
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I assume that Osama took some time off from channel surfing through the porn movies to come up with this plan.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:52 | 2394535 sgt_doom
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So this is the guy who was supposed to be affiliated with the 9/11 op?

Why does this sound weird?  He suddenly became retarded?

You might believe one or the other, both believing both is truly nutty?

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:08 | 2394633 Buckaroo Banzai
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It's a test to see just how stupid and demoralized the US population is. The feedback they've been getting so far is: really, really stupid and demoralized.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 15:54 | 2394982 goldfish1
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The New York Daily News? C'mon.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:09 | 2394589 Paul Atreides
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Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:17 | 2394341 tarsubil
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Let me see here. What was his career path? Frat boy, ambulance chaser, slum lord, politician. Sounds about right. The American Dream.

Ubama al Biden 2012 - Forward March

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:22 | 2394362 The Big Ching-aso
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Osama Bin Buried.   Yippee kai yay.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:28 | 2394394 AnonymousAnarchist
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The OBL post-9/11 interviews (where he consistently denied having anything to do with the attacks) make for much more interesting reading (probably because they don't read like B-movie government propaganda).

Also more intersting. Of course, if you follow ICYMI, all of this is so old as to be boring.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:48 | 2394513 narnia
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This is clearly a shadow government psy op.  My gut tells me this is setting the stage for seizing Balochistan when they march into Iran.  

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 15:54 | 2394984 smb12321
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But I thought "for a fact" we were going to invade Iran two months (or was it weeks) ago?  If you're making predictions, at least try to keep them in synch with others on the board.  I believe the operative time is now October for the invasion.  And won't holding onto Iranian territory be popular with the military folks? LOL

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 17:09 | 2395216 narnia
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Only a supreme dumbass would look at this and not question intentions:

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:23 | 2394376 Richard Chesler
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Hard to believe that taking out the corrupt bankster-puppet-in-chief would bring even more chaos.


Thu, 05/03/2012 - 15:14 | 2394873 Silveramada
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Can u believe it? the killed Osama B.laden twice and they still busy boogieman us with him???LOL

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 15:49 | 2394964 Problem Is
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+1... Correct analysis...

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 23:04 | 2395787 jez
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They keep killing him, but he won't STAY dead.


Dang furriners. Cain't trust 'em an inch.

Fri, 05/04/2012 - 07:42 | 2396137 rufusbird
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Just wait! In about 2 years they can kill him again and no one will remember he is already dead!

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:08 | 2394305 FOC 1183
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Into chaos? Yes.  But think of the entertainment value Biden would have provided

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:26 | 2394379 The Big Ching-aso
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Biden's biden his time until the time is ripe for a behind run at the presidency with Barney Frank as his V.P.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:09 | 2394313 Stoploss
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Sure took a long time to "translate" that shit.


Whatever. Fodder for the believers.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:10 | 2394318 Midas
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This is a big fuckin' deal!


---Joe Biden.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:31 | 2394415 krispkritter
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Biden on Corzine: This is a big fuckin' steal!

On Osama: This ain't fuckin' real!

On Fast and Furios: Holder's rigged the deal!

On Pelosi: What an idiotic clapping seal!

Biden is WH comic relief...

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 15:56 | 2394992 smb12321
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I swear that sometimes Biden makes Bush look halfway intelligent!  I'm still not sure if he really means what he says or if it's all an act to attempt to appear stupid.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:46 | 2394370 Betty Swallsack
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No body and no pics, but wait....we, we, we got letters! Lots of letters.  It only took a year to translate them, but look!  They all say that you should still be very afraid and allow TSA to go down your pants and send you to the microwave scanners to have your DNA broken down.

How much more mileage will they get from waving around the dead guy, some eleven years after he died from renal failure?,2933,41576,00.html

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:47 | 2394503 Jena
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Betty Swallsack:  We got letters! Lots of letters.


Kind of like that Vanity Fair article about Obama's girlfriend.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:12 | 2394651 Buckaroo Banzai
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Word in the Chicago bathhouses is that Barry likes to suck the cocks of older white gentlemen.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:18 | 2394681 Betty Swallsack
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Ewwww.  Just what are YOU doing in those bath houses to have heard those words?  Ewwww.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 16:44 | 2395143 Papasmurf
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Plus he admitted to being in Chicago.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:28 | 2394716 Jena
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I cannot look at Rahm Emmanuel on television without thinking of the things I've read here.  I hear he has Presidential ambitions.  That can't be true, can it?

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 17:43 | 2395290 DoChenRollingBearing
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Good observation.  REALLY scary question too!

Fri, 05/04/2012 - 04:08 | 2396030 Clashfan
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Um, Buckaroo, I think you got that backwards? The stuff I read (apparently from or linked to Madsen--everything I could find seems to originate from that one source) said that he liked to be fellated by the older, white men. Correct me w/a link, please, if I'm wrong.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 17:00 | 2395188 DaveyJones
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that was my first thought. Kind of the reverse (but same truth) of the Homeland Security Act that was thousands of pages but immediately ready after 911 

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:10 | 2394316 Gringo Viejo
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"Utterly unprepared"....yes. I would add utterly unhinged as well.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:00 | 2394583 tmosley
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I don't think Osama really thought this through.  There wouldn't really be a difference.

I think he just didn't like that the Islamic media sometimes slipped up and called him "Obama".

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:09 | 2394317 AnAnonymous
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Getting rid of Obama is the only standing between us and the rebirth of America.

Signed: a US citizen.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:20 | 2394359 YC2
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lol thats it?


Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:32 | 2394732 AnAnonymouses
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Bad joke fall flat like Chinese high-rise!

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 16:25 | 2395088 Intoxicologist
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lol...Bad joke sink faster than Chinese luxury boat.


Thu, 05/03/2012 - 17:38 | 2395281 DoChenRollingBearing
DoChenRollingBearing's picture and Intox, very funny!

+ 1

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:10 | 2394319 Cdad
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Lol...President Biden.  

Not sure why we keep flying drones over Pakistan and marching troops here and there.  The best plan to deal with Al Qaeda would have been to simply send representatives from JP Morgan over there to sell the infamous terrorist group some derivative products.  Presto...terror insolvency. 

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:26 | 2394389 rqb1
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that was the best

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:27 | 2394390 HD
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Terrorist: I will kill you Americans! Just not right now. I don't have a lot of liquidity at the moment, so maybe if I move some things around - possibly at the beginning of next month...then I will kill you. We'll see how it goes - my camel does need a new hump.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:30 | 2394405 Stoploss
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Made my week CDAD.

Problem solved!

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:43 | 2394774 mendigo
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Bin Lauden could not begin to accomplish what the bush-bama duo has acheived - I suspect he died laughing.

The collapse of our justice system was most evident when it failed to charge Cheney, Rumy and Bush as war criminals.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 16:23 | 2395076 Matt
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I thought Bush pardoned himself and his buddies before he left office?

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 19:36 | 2395476 New World Chaos
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Maybe the original 9/11 was supposed to give us President Cheney.  Cheney was in on it, of course.  Thank God it didn't go down that way.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:13 | 2394326 Dr. Engali
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Doesn't there have to be an Al Qaeda in the first place in order to be weakened?

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:18 | 2394352 Cruel Aid
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That would be, Obamas Grand Plan to Destroy America.

What Al Qaeda, we won that.

Everybody sing  'Why can't we be friends...


Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:38 | 2394456 Harbanger
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Grand Plan to Destroy America?

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:29 | 2394400 NotApplicable
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Databases are real! Even the CIA's.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:39 | 2394461 magpie
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Too bad. Someone might steal the keys to the teleprompter/hologram then.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 15:54 | 2394979 Problem Is
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+1... NA gets it...

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:13 | 2394328 Zero Govt
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replace one dumb puppet with another as President???

is this the best Osama Bin Hiding could come up with! wouldn't make a blind bit of difference to America which sock puppet is in office, Govt grinds on its destriuctve anarchistic path of destroying the economy unabated

..just leave it well alone, Govt is a wrecking crew

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:16 | 2394344 SokPOTUS
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Exchanging one SokPOTUS for another...pfft.

*That* was the plan?!?!?


Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:13 | 2394331 aerial view
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So OBL had no idea that Obama, Biden or any other figure head is just a puppet of the elites and would simply be replaced with another "yes man"? Didn't he ever read about the revolving door between Goldman Sachs and high level govt positions? Of course the names change to give the appearance of change, but end result is the same: to serve the elites.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:21 | 2394366 Gully Foyle
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aerial view

Osama was Green, bitches

'Bin Laden' blames US for global warming

A new message said to be from al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden has blamed global warming on the US and other big industrial nations.

The audio tape, broadcast on al-Jazeera TV, urges a boycott of the US dollar "to free humankind from slavery"


"All industrial nations, mainly the big ones, are responsible for the crisis of global warming," the latest tape says.

"This is a message to the whole world about those who are causing climate change, whether deliberately or not, and what we should do about that."

( Osama had the worst speech writers ever)

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:27 | 2394388 AnAnonymous
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One of US citizenism's achievements is that basic facts admittance are let to nutjobs.

Sophisticated as they are, US citizens prefer propaganda and fantasy.

Admittance of basic reality is too primitive man for them.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 17:42 | 2395289 DoChenRollingBearing
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^---  That was weird.


Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:55 | 2394553 sgt_doom
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Yeah, and Adolph Hitler came up with that Volkswagon auto.

And maybe Ted Bundy actually saved, or at least helped out, one hapless caller into the suicide hotline (when he wasn't doing his serial killer-torturer-necrophilia-cannibal thing).


Thu, 05/03/2012 - 15:16 | 2394879 earnyermoney
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"boycott of the US dollar "to free humankind from slavery"


That's why he was killed followed by the Kdad.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:14 | 2394338 dumpster
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letters in a bottle .. floated in on waves of B. S.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:15 | 2394340 carbonmutant
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When I clicked on this I thought the first word was Obama's...

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:16 | 2394343 GTO
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If you drop the N from Bin and the LA fron Laden you get Biden. Mighty curious.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:37 | 2394446 Jake88
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Does that make him the antichrist?

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:41 | 2394472 LFMayor
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nope, he needs a strawberry birthmark on his forehead for that... like Gorby has.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 18:53 | 2395425 zerozulu
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Bidan and Obama

both came from

Saddam hussain and osama bin Ladin

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:16 | 2394345 Sudden Debt
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Thank god the US didn't went into chaos and all is well in LaLa Land!

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:17 | 2394348 q99x2
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Bush and Obama made a non compete agreement with him first.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:18 | 2394350 Sudden Debt
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Who actually fucked up America the most?

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:29 | 2394401 skepticCarl
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Bush and Obama (Clinton, Reagan, Nixon, etc) are symptoms of American's great cultural decline, not the cause of it.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:36 | 2394434 Jake88
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They're all just fronting the grand plan of the CFR.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:18 | 2394353 Fedaykinx
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joe makes me laugh.  obama never makes me laugh.  i dunno, i'd probably prefer president biden just for the lulz.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:26 | 2394386 Umh
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He does seem refreshingly honest sometimes. I don't think he intends to be honest, but it sort of slips out.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:58 | 2394572 Sudden Debt
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Hey, with Bush it was like watching Sesamy street. The image your president has is the picture other countries get as a stereotype American.

Bush = idiot= everybody started saying Americans where idiots (no pun)
Obama= sellout= everybody thinks Americans are frauds and cowards.

Reagan = tough guy
Kennedy = walk the walk

i don't think America needs another puppet, but a nononsense guy who doesn't get pushed around.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:54 | 2394808 Chaos_Theory
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Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho doesn't get pushed around. 

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:20 | 2394357 lolmao500
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What about the plan to destroy America... which is not planned?

If Denniger is right on this one... uh oh.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:45 | 2394499 NotApplicable
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Even if it's not Penson, it will most certainly happen again, as there's no way MFG is the only entity to put client money at risk. Or if it was, it surely isn't any longer.

Time to go clean the 401 out again.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:21 | 2394360 PeeramidIdeologies
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Bahaha entertainment at it's finest... Oh wait this is news?!

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:20 | 2394361 JustObserving
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It took a year to translate them?  Or a year to make them up?

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:30 | 2394407 Vince Clortho
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If there actually were any letters - and that is questionable - they would first have been edited by the Ministry of Truth before being released.

You will see in these letters only what the central planners want.

The CB boys manipulate everything to their slant and their purpose.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:35 | 2394431 Unprepared
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It took 2 days to make them up and translate them. Look, Obama said we are this close to defeating Al Qaida, Osama himself acknowledges the fact in his letters.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:46 | 2394504 NotApplicable
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Yep. "Winning" the war of terror. Just in time for the election season.


Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:54 | 2394546 el Gallinazo
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If we win the war for terror, then we have to move on to a war on asteroids (or maybe hemorrhoids) or aliens.  Black projects versus gray aliens.  Paul Krugman is going to write the screenplay.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 19:44 | 2395489 New World Chaos
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Been reading about Werner Von Braun?  He said the same thing in this exact same order.  Terrorists, asteroids, aliens.  Alien 9/11 coming up.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:21 | 2394367 q99x2
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At this point in the infowars they look really stupid. F'n idiots at the wheel. The only way they're getting away with such crap is that they haven't lit the match that causes the powder keg to blow. They just keep adding more powder.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:49 | 2394517 el Gallinazo
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Speaking of powder, one way they get away with it is all that nano aluminum that passes through the blood/brain barrier they keep dropping on us with the drone chemtrails.  Jeez, I can't remember what I wanted to write.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:53 | 2394539 magpie
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Sounds like chaff and radar jamming for the soul

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:51 | 2394523 NotApplicable
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They may look stupid if you're paying attention. Luckily for them, that's all just a numbers game that they're winning quite easily, thanks to a century of "public schools."

Just wait and see how many of those numbers show up at a ballot box this Fall. Until that number approaches zero they've nothing to worry about.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 15:58 | 2394998 Problem Is
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Don't worry...

Diebold does the voting now...

No paper ballots for you serf bitchez...

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:22 | 2394373 americanspirit
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What these counter-terrorism guys totally miss in their analysis was the failure of bin Laden's first plan, which was to cause the election of a senile warmonger with a blow-up sex doll as VP and then merely stand by and laugh as America disintegrated into dementia. However, Allah be praised, that evil plan did not come to pass, and instead we got OBL's Plan B - the presently touted plot. You know - it had real possibilities. Imagine - Joe Biden. Wow.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:34 | 2394425 Jake88
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The senile warmonger would have done less damage than the young warmonger has.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:45 | 2394491 LFMayor
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aye, not to mention actually held a career besides "community activist".   Especially in regards to Palin.  For the elite, to be confronted by some uppity commoner who held a job, had children, has a real man for a husband and shoots and eats real meat is just to great an affront to their delicate sensibilities.

Elect some Jacksonian like that and soon all the god damn commoners will realize that the annoited class isn't needed.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:22 | 2394375 djsmps
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Were these the secret coded documents found in the porn videos?

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:52 | 2394537 Jena
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They're still watching them to find out.  Running them backwards, too, just in case.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:30 | 2394723 Steaming_Wookie_Doo
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I'm sure the SEC has a bunch of "analysts" helping on that...

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:24 | 2394381 kevinearick
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Land Grabbers: Selling Souls to the Company Store

The States are in the business of land grabbing, not that it does them any good over time. California employs environmental regulation like others employ energy regulation. They tell the newcomers that the natives are evil and they offer the native land free for settlement. Of course when the land is productive, the State swoops in and steals it again with regulation, back to the East Coast and across the Atlantic.

At the end of the day, however, the empire operators are always incompetent and require some access to intelligence, to maintain production. Look Around, the infrastructure is collapsing. The horde in North Dakota only pencils out at $4/gallon, which is bankrupting the rest of the system. It’s a black hole, whether Obama or Romney is the figurehead leading the sh-show.

All you have to do is step aside and the divide and conquer empire collapses, of its own weight. That’s gravity for you. One family member after the other sells out and the rest of the family loses the ability to make a good living off the land. The seller is the one with the big house, a nice office in Sacramento, and drives a mustang cobra, for generations removed to covet. The others collect food stamps, and stand in line for a job. That statey giving you a ticket for drinking wine on the beach is squatting in a State park on the taxpayer dime.

The Republicans are plain vanilla stupid, but the limousine liberals are nasty varmits, and they will all be sucking oxygen before the election. The robots get so comfortable bulldozing over other robots that they fail to recognize real people. And sometimes, those street urchins in front of the bulldozer are real royalty, with intelligence, and the entire system goes boom.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:31 | 2394391 Hannibal
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Well that's all nice and dandy but lets not forget Al Qaeda was establised, trained, supplied and funded by the CIA. a most sinister and audaciously roque global covert organization.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:23 | 2394698 Centurion9.41
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Hannibal, if you really knew what you were talking about it wasnt the training or funding by the CIA that created Al Qaeda.

Al Qaeda was formed AFTER the Islamo-Arab countries, e.g. Saudi Arabia, "helped" the CIA by gladly giving extremists and criminals the green light to fight in Afghanistan. 

The catch.

The Islamo-Arab countries required the Jihadist's, "freedom fighters" as the US called them, to turn over their PASSPORTS.

Well, what did you think happened after the Soviets left Afghanistan?

These freedom fighters were told by the Islamo-Arab countries, "no passport, no entry".  And that is how the Taliban really began to grow as a terrorist organization.

OBL was merely the Jihadist with the money, charisma and message [attack the infidels who dared step on holy soil] to focus this group.

So please, before you throw around more of the wisdom of the 99%ers, get ALL the facts straight.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:28 | 2394399 q99x2
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Let's see: Obama signed the NDAA. He's putting up 30,000 drones. He's armed the DHS with enough for a 7 year long war against the US citizens. He's set up a spy network to spy on us and given my mother's social security prescription money to the banksters.

We are so happy he ordered a dead seal team 6 to kill a dead man.

I feel safer already.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:31 | 2394410 Tuco Benedicto ...
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Beautifully put Q99!   Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:30 | 2394406 YHC-FTSE
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Even my elderly mum, who can barely collect her emails and knows little about the internet, knows that Bin Laden has been dead since 2001 which Benazir Bhutto confirmed in her interview with David Frost in 2007. (Shortly before she was assassinated). I mean, really! Who the hell are they kidding? This Bin Laden circus is bound to drag on for years. What's for next year to satisfy the appetite of your average ape? "The Bin Laden Diaries", or "The Lost Bin Laden Love Letters"? Ridiculous. It's April 1st every day these days in msm America.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:48 | 2394505 JustObserving
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Let's review the objective evidence that Osama Bin Laden died years ago:


"First, up until mid-December 13, 2001, the CIA had regularly been intercepting messages between bin Laden and his people. At that time, however, the messages suddenly stopped, and the CIA has never again intercepted a message.

Second, on December 26, 2001, a leading Pakistani newspaper published a story reporting that bin Laden had died in mid-December, adding:

“A prominent official in the Afghan Taleban movement . . . stated . . . that he had himself attended the funeral of bin Laden and saw his face prior to burial.”

Third, bin Laden had kidney disease. He had been treated for it in the American Hospital in Dubai in July 2001, at which time he reportedly ordered two dialysis machines to take home. If you have ever wondered what bin Laden was doing the night before the 9/11 attacks, CBS News reported that he was being given kidney dialysis treatment in a hospital in Pakistan.  And in January of 2001, Dr. Sanjay Gupta said – based on a video of bin Laden that had been made in either late November or early December of 2001 – that he appeared to be in the last stages of kidney failure.

Fourth, In July of 2002, CNN reported that bin Laden’s bodyguards had been captured in February of that year, adding: “Sources believe that if the bodyguards were captured away from bin Laden, it is likely the most-wanted man in the world is dead.”

Fifth, the United States has since 2001 offered a $25 million reward for any information leading to the capture or killing of bin Laden. But this reward offer has produced no such information, even though Pakistan has many desperately poor people, only about half of whom have been supportive of bin Laden."


Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:12 | 2394656 Centurion9.41
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Well, "JustObserving"... thanks for the great example of why those who "just observe" are so often wrong.

Just thinking, but maybe those wre all orchistrated by those searching for Bin Laden for reasons you are clearly to blind to observe.

Please, just start thinking.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:37 | 2394752 Tuco Benedicto ...
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Okay, I am "thinking" that you are a blue pill swallowing propaganda magnet.


Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:30 | 2394409 Jake88
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"unprepared Biden"??? He is very much more prepared than Obama was.  He is slightly dopier than Obama, but certainly more experienced. I suspect Biden is considerably less dangerous than Obama.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:31 | 2394413 Stackers
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"inability to spin off terror groups" ...... wait, I thought we were surrounded by terrorist ? Why the hell then is someone feeling my nut sack for explosives every time I fly ?

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:43 | 2394481 el Gallinazo
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"Why the hell then is someone feeling my nut sack for explosives every time I fly ?"

Maybe you should advertise your exploding nutsack at your local watering hole.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:31 | 2394417 ArrestBobRubin
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Oh puh-leez, this is too funny. I guess it was a busy week of desktop publishing at AIPAC and AEI.

They just keep raising on a busted flush don't they?

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:33 | 2394420 Vince Clortho
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Biden and Corzine ... hmmmm ...  would we be any worse off?

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:33 | 2394423 PhysicalRealm
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Does ANYone still _really_ believe the gubermint conspiracy theory which requires that one believe that 18 guys They characterize as stupid poorly-trained 'ragheads' outsmarted the entire U.S. government, the CIA, the FBI, the Pentagon, and our entire military and everyone in it?  <sigh>  And they call Truthers 'conspiracy theorists'.  LOL...

We didn't kill Osama a year ago -- he died long before then.



Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:06 | 2394606 Bennie Noakes
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Actually there never was a 9/11 attack at all. The WTC twin towers and indeed Manhattan itself never really existed. They were/are a HAARP-induced mass hallucination.

Don't believe me? All you need to do is to make yourself a tinfoil hat to protect your cranial cavity from HAARP radiation and wear it for a few months. Then you will realize what is really happening.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 17:26 | 2395259 PhysicalRealm
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Hard to understand how you can make light of propaganda which was used to remove your remaining rights (assuming you're a U.S. citizen).  I can sympathize a little though...  I tried to believe the gov conspiracy theory myself until the afternoon of September 11 when Building 7 magically fell. 


Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:35 | 2394429 NumberNone
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We killed a dickless POS figurehead and got thousands of pages of wishful thinking garbage...the Pakistanis/Chinese/Russians/Iranis got their hands on top secret stealth technology.  Good trade?

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:38 | 2394444 SheepleLOVEched...
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look at what a great job obama did


Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:38 | 2394445 LFMayor
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maybe we should have elected this guy instead?

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:39 | 2394454 el Gallinazo
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Want to pay off that $1T in student debt with a high paying federal job with full benefits?  Get a graduate degree in Arabic Creative Writing.  Only Allah knows how many drones were kept busy on the payroll for a full year writing this tripe.  Probably the only honest content in the whole enchalada was Biden's stupidity.  OBL - the gift that keeps on giving 11 years after his death.  Only rivaled by L. Ron Hubbard, who managed to write several terrible novels after he died.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:41 | 2394465 sitenine
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Umm...seriously, does anyone actually believe that any single individual on this planet, including Biden, could possibly be more unprepared to be president than Obama? The propaganda is getting downright stupid.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:56 | 2394554 NotApplicable
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Reading from a teleprompter and swinging a golf club. What's so hard about that?

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:40 | 2394467 Rynak
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Next best thing besides of digging him out and killing him AGAIN..... dig out his letters when public opinion requires it.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:56 | 2394560 NotApplicable
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Next, they'll find the super-secret letters encoded in the pron.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:42 | 2394476 grunk
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Bin Laden must have lived in Delaware at some point.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 13:55 | 2394551 lizzy36
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Shows what an absolute dope OBL was.

Wouldn't matter if Biden or Obama was President. Figurehead. 

Want to do real damage to the US and developed markets.....Take out the Fed Chairmen and a couple people on the Board of Governors.

Taking out a President is symbolic. Taking out a Fed Chairmen is substantive.

*none of the preceeding should be construed as an endorsement of either courses of action. personally find both abhorent. comment purposes only

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:17 | 2394675 Rynak
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I'm sorry, but this is impossible. Don't you know that all "foreign" terrorists have "western" worldviews?

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:02 | 2394595 bankrun
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Bin Laden planned to target more airplanes at Petraeus and President Obama with the cunning plan that a successful assassination would propel an "utterly unprepared" Vice President Biden into the Oval Office - and send the US spiraling into chaos."

I apologize if this was already said above, but this is absolute bullshit. Pure 'merica-fuck-yeah-give-up-your-freedom-for-saftey-from-the-boogie-man-propagana.

Anyone with half of a functioning asshole knows that the Oval Office doesn't *prepare* anything and couldn't even send shit spiraling down Air Force One's toilet bowl without the powers that be wanting it that way.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:31 | 2394725 Liquid Courage
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Had a "cunning plan" did he? Surely not as cunning as Baldric's:

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:09 | 2394641 Paul Atreides
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Al Qaeda is a made up name for various Islamic fundamentalist organizations which are de facto instruments of US intelligence and more generally of the US-NATO-Israel military alliance.

This group is used by TPTB as ideological construct, an unsubtle tool of media disinformation, war propaganda, terrorist attacks, armed rebels and false flag attacks to further military industrial complex spending, the erosion of freedoms and to de-stabilize trageted countries in preperation for regime change.

How fucked up is our reality when a group who supposedly commited the greatest terrorist attack of all time killing thousands of US civilians on 911 is now fully supported in countries like Libya with NATO air support and Syria with Western political and UN backing. Makes me want to puke...

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:12 | 2394654 the grateful un...
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i guess i am a birther by nature. a birther is someone who believes anything the president, or any leader says, cannot be true, if the foundation of this persons rise to power is built on a fundamental lie. (i am less anal, i just think the man is your basic liar - though let's call it dissembling, when it refers to the inability to give a straight answer to anything) and one can't believe Osama is even dead, according to the phony scenario revealed, and of course the total lack of probity on the part of the person telling lies since his birth in god knows where. why believe this, sorry. hell, Osama probably wasn't even the mastermind in the 9/11 attacks. at the end of this long and sordid road of mendacious assumptions, this the final grand assumption, lies piled on more lies, the probablity that these are Osamas letters, is about zero. but it does sort parallel the economy in a lot of ways.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:20 | 2394685 Yardfarmer
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is anyone as sick of this juvenile contrived Orwellian garbage as i am?

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:21 | 2394693 segar
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At first glance I would have thought there was a typo in the headline of this story, but that's really another story.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 14:27 | 2394715 MFL8240
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Biden is less prepared than Obama??  That is impossible!

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 15:47 | 2394958 Problem Is
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Hell of a "Race to the Bottom" though, isn't it?

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