Osama's Grand Plan To Destroy America: President Biden

Tyler Durden's picture

In celebration of the one-year anniversary of the Corzining of Osama, a stash of letters uncovered during the raid that killed the Al Qaeda mastermind uncover a truly terrifying 'grand plan'. As the NY Daily News reports, Bin Laden planned to target more airplanes at Petraeus and President Obama with the cunning plan that a successful assassination would propel an "utterly unprepared" Vice President Biden into the Oval Office - and send the US spiraling into chaos." In the aftermath of Solyndra and the realization that Biden's key economic advisor was Jon Corzine this actually sounds like a brilliant plan. The full list of 17 Bin Laden letters can be found here with English translations and the Combating Terrorism Center's report is embedded below. Luckily for all of us, it appears the weakened Al Qaeda had no means to pull off such high profile attacks and Osama even reflected on his frustration with the inability of spinoff terror groups to inflict real damage on the West. Oorah!