Peak Desperation: ECB "May" Set "Secret" Bond Caps, Bild Says Without Citing Anyone

Tyler Durden's picture

Just when we thought we had seen and heard it (and by it we mean lies, innuendo and desperation) all, here comes the one thing that confirms where the ECB, and Europe, is concerned, we ain't ever seen nuthin' yet. According to Bloomberg, the ECB may set secret ceilings on the yields of govt bonds from countries requiring bailout aid, Welt reports, without citing anyone. Note the words "secret" and "without citing anyone" because they really are key. Because it is unclear whether Bild is truly stupid enough to assume that what amounts to a limitless bond purchase operation could remain a secret and not show up on the ECB balance sheet. What it really is, is merely a last step desperation attempt by Mario to keep on talking down bond yields, since a month into his "believe me" speech, the ECB has yet to do anything, let alone secret or not so secret yield caps, let alone Spain demanding a bailout, let alone the ECB even reaching a consensus with Germany and Bundesbank both opposing any incremental money printing. Welt says that the ECB could also set a range for yields, merely another absolutely idiotic "detail" in the ECB's "secret" plan. Supposedly the advantage of a range is that the ECB wouldn’t need to defend a set price at any cost, could tolerate S/T deviations. The (lack of) logic for this measure is that central bankers no longer believe that announcing a ceiling and making it public would be enough to calm markets. But nothing, nothing, can prepare one for what comes next: Secret yield ceilings would only work if they aren’t leaked says Welt. Yup. They said that. This is where blood shoot be shooting out of your nose at escape velocity.

Some additional minor details from Welt:

  • May be difficult to ensure secrecy as ECB bond purchase plan is controversial, not all council members in total agreement on best course of action
  • No decision has been made yet on how ECB can best act in  markets

We can only hope this is a desperate attempt at media disinformation to get the German public against further bail outs, or better yet, outright humor to challenge the Spiegel's just as desperate recent leak on not so secret yield caps, because if this is truly an "indication" of the ECB's remaining ammunition, then Europe has at most days left.

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Frastric's picture

Secret yield ceilings would only work if they aren't leaked

Is this for real!?!

ghengis86's picture

No, we can't have secret yield ceilings and no one can leak info. We must have double secret yield ceilings!

Somebody hand me a bottle of jack to slam to complete this Animal House reference

malikai's picture

Well, it was good for a little pop on the eurusd. Not sure about the effect on sovereign debt though.

I see a bright future for 'bullshit idea specialists' at the ECB.

saturn's picture

Any caps still equal €Bonds. (With considerably high yield) = Germany burns extra money for utilizing caps.

Acet's picture

I have this secret tiger-repelling object which I can't tell you what it is. All I can tell you is that wherever it is, there are never any tigers around. Also I never take it with me to any places were there might be tigers, which is why no one ever sees the tigers acting strange when I'm around.

All true, trust me!

Ghordius's picture

Perhaps this is because I'm so old that I could be called a dinosaur, but the ECB "talk and walk" has, IMHO, reverted to the old way all (european) central banks talked and acted. Nowadays the younger generations are used to CB superstar glamour from FED's "Maestro" Greenspan and "Helicopter" Bernanke, but the "old interventionist school" of the european central banks (which are in many cases way older, btw) is perhaps still alive.

My two cents: Draghi has convinced the ECB Council - or more likely the other way round - to at least try to do it the "old (european) way": The market rules, long term. The market obeys the states's needs, short term.

Ergo IF some banks and/or hedgefunds organize a nice little churn-fees-and-bonuses-generating bear raid on a country, THEN they will get trounced by unlimited EUR firepower. IF the market behaves "rationally according to the political speed" by adjusting slowly, THEN it will be let in peace, because this ceases to be a monetary matter and the hot potato can be passed to politics.

Just remember that politically, europe wants to have the key rates back to the "sane" level between 4% and 8%. It's all that damn hot dollar money sloshing around looking for revenue to leverage ad nauseam that makes it impossible.

john_connor's picture

blood in the water

stocktivity's picture

For sure....look at silver this morning. The blood is beginning to boil over.

Laretes's picture

Wonder how long it would take HFT (or whatever) algos to figure out the 'secret' limits should they ever be put into place.

mendigo's picture

I think the meaning behind secret is that they would claim to be supporting but would only act when they saw fit. In some cultures this talking with nothing to back it up is frowned upon. Apparently it works in the genteel world of eurocrat.

GMadScientist's picture

It wlll end with the same result as attempting guile on a hungry wolf.


mendigo's picture

problem is that algos are more easily manipulated than people and it seems the algos are what moves the markets. algos are more easily manipulated because they behave predictably and rapidly so there is feedback

magpie's picture

secret index / aapl caps

surf0766's picture

Wait til they make them Special Secret ceilings.  That will work. They are leaders. They know the key words to say.

AlaricBalth's picture

Double secret probation! Europe is more messed up than the Delta Chi house. My solution...Toga! Toga! Toga !

asteroids's picture

For us to get on with new growth, someone must go broke. This doesn't help. Notice another bullshit rumor Thurs./Fri. to levitate the market through the weekend? I bet this rumor gets shot down Monday.

falak pema's picture

Will the PD monopoly Bots be in on the the question that comes to mind.

Squid run bots and squid run CBs have to talk SECRETS to each other or it won't work! 

Wow, secrets like CIA, NSA, Bin LAden secrets? 

We should name a KGB or CIA guy to head the very SECRET ECB!

Now we know, SuperMario is not only ex-GS he is also ex-CIA/KGB! 

magpie's picture

Don't worry, maybe Assange will leak them ?

mendigo's picture

Europe has become one of those kind of hypothetical cyber villiages in that game the kids play - is it sims I don't know.
The crazy thing is that its working for the cyber market.
I just need a little more virtual cash myself and I won't give a virtual shit.

vertexa's picture

I think ECB is just trying to negotiate with Germany with a way to reduce cost of yield capping. things definitely not finalized yet.

northerngirl's picture

This is beyond insane. 

milanitaly's picture

Merkel is baaaaaaack!!!!

And she is working on behalf of Euro "status quo"

Politics is just a little bit more complicate than a comment about a financial chart.

fonzannoon's picture

Euro still rallying. Incredible. Thats like the fed saying they may secretely do QE through repo's....


rufusbird's picture

Oh My God! nothing is jucier or better than a secret...gimme more...

falak pema's picture

you're confusing secret with secrete...the one is hidden potent word the other is hidden juicy flesh! 

Nachdenken's picture

Yesterday Greek Prime Minister Samaras in an interview for the Sueddeutsche Zeitung personally guaranteed the 100 Billion Euro debt of Greece.

Draghi can guarantee ECB balances personally, and who cares about interest rates ?

magpie's picture

There is however only one higher level of escalation left: The teleprompter makes Obama say "It's time to buy Spanish bonds'

Sequitur's picture

"I never intended to break any rules."

- John Corzine

GMadScientist's picture

"I never intended to break every bone in Mr Corzine's body"

Ghordius's picture

did he mention which europe? the UK or the eurozone?

No Euros please we're British's picture

Someone important said that the EZ was saved already, but they're trying to keep it a secret.

JackT's picture

Just knowing that these so-called options "may" or "may not" (instead of just "not") exist or even just the fact that things are so whacked-out that a rumor like this could be floated out there (likely just to see if it has any wings) should be enough to tank the markets.

But why doesn't it? Could it be the "guarantee" of QE?

magpie's picture

It actually inspires to dump until the secret is not revealed.

zx12r's picture

I would just like to know, when does it ALL come crashing down worldwide? I mean the whole shebang. Any predictions?

jmcadg's picture

No no wait.

Let slip that there could be a secret ceiling that will only work if it is secret.

Then poo poo such a ridiculous idea, then (and this is the cunning part) ... have a secret ceiling.

Yes, double bluff. They'll never know!!!


ptoemmes's picture

They ought to just STFU and do it - or something.

it'll then be sport to discover it and call them on it.

XitSam's picture

What's the problem? Just run two sets of books. 

WaEver's picture

the ecb will act  get over it and stop whining because your shorts are getting hurt

Apostate2's picture

In my misinformed and very humble opinion, this Mexican standoff between the National pols and the Euro-annointed-bureauros re the 'debt austerity vs spending debt' debacle simmers down (like the frogs in the pot)- rumours aside as in open secrets- that  the redline is simply: comply with the reforms to spending or no more dosh. Greece does the hard but realistic reforms or out they go. Message received by the other comrades in arms. Now, if independence and national self-determination is primis inter pares go for it. Get the best deal available from your erstwhile neighbors and get real with the reforms necessary to help your nation that is your people. 

Let The Wurlitzer Play's picture

They cant make it to secret because the market might think that some idiot like John Corzine is buying istead of the ECB.  Does that make sense?

swiss chick's picture

sounds like helicopter ben euro style!!!!!!