Perfectly Irrational Market Slides On News Spain Actually Not On Verge Of Default

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Within seconds of the non-news headline (via Bloomberg) hitting:

*EU SAYS IT'S NOT EXPECTING SPAIN AID REQUEST 'ANY TIME SOON'

The S&P 500 is crumbling, Oil is plunging, and EUR is selling off

 

which just as we tweeted: