Perhaps It Is Time For Another Statement From Jefferies

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Wed, 11/09/2011 - 15:39 | 1862465 Mae Kadoodie
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Dick will handle this.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 15:42 | 1862466 ItsNotYouItsMe
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Didn't Lehman or Bear Stearns have its CEO come out days before going to near zero in price that everything was just FINE?

Besides, with so many banks, so exposed ... to the tune of what, $600+ Trillion in derivatives ... what could POSSIBLY go wrong?!?

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 15:43 | 1862498 UGrev
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Hey, it's the same thing the proctologist says 3 seconds before he jams his meaty, cold,  vaseline covered, fingers right up your ashole. I never trust ANYONE when they say that.. and I immediately seek to protect my asshole from being invaded by any foreign objects. 

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 15:49 | 1862525 ItsNotYouItsMe
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"MOOOOON RIVER .... Uhhh ... you using the whole fist doc?"

Or better yet ....

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 16:01 | 1862608 jjsilver
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Don't be surprised if they all file chapter 11 at once and everyone will be holding herman saying WTF just happened. Got GOLD, Got Silver

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 22:15 | 1864221 Buck Johnson
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Your exaclty right, they where out saying everything was fine nothing essentially to see and 18 hours later the world fell in.  The funny part they had a Jeffries guy on CNBC today talking about the Europes problems, I wonder if this was an attempt to show that everything is fine at Jeffries.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 15:40 | 1862472 DoChenRollingBearing
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This is another great time to go out and buy some gold.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 15:53 | 1862567 EscapeKey
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when isn't?

I love the smell of burning primary dealer in the morning.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 15:40 | 1862476 ZeroPower
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"PERFECTLY HEDGED"! They might as well stop all flow activities if they still wanna claim that kinda BS.

Not that people would ask a JEF desk for a market in anything more than US equities anyway...

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 15:46 | 1862517 GeneMarchbanks
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Been watchin' them for a while now, give it a quarter or two...

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 15:54 | 1862578 EscapeKey
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perfectly hedged with GS. And GS are perfectly hedged with Jeffries.

What could possibly go wrong?

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 15:40 | 1862477 Mike2756
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How many clients have bailed?

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 17:04 | 1862954 Piranhanoia
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We'll never know.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 15:42 | 1862488 WineSorbet
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Cue dear in headlights.  Love that picture.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 15:42 | 1862490 monmick
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Anyone else think the picture on their website is no longer appropriate?

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 15:47 | 1862528 SheepDog-One
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They need to provide another picture beside that one, an empty rock face with 'AHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!' under it.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 15:49 | 1862541 seek
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Completely appropriate, just missing context. The abyss is just behind the camera.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 16:37 | 1862837 Nobody For President
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Don't tell my Mom I'm a bond trader -

She thinks I play piano in a whorehouse.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 15:42 | 1862492 Dr. Engali
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MS is down 8% today GS is out performing at ony 7% down. I am  Anti-Robo

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 15:49 | 1862538 blu
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I'm trying to imagine what an anti-boobie picture would be to go along with that.

Oh now I know: Those 4 really fat chicks in bathing suits in the recent WB7 offering.

Okay we're good. Except I might have to skip lunch today.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 15:54 | 1862572 fuu
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Just check out LongBallsShortBrains profile pic.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 15:43 | 1862493 defn8Dog
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Yeah, okay, Jefferies is selling, but who is buying from them and what are the marks?

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 15:43 | 1862495 rosex229
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today will look like a picnic after the next major financial institution fails. although I wouldn't expect the failure of jeffrey's to be the next Lehman... I've got some french banks in mind.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 15:45 | 1862499 devo
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I assume gold is down because of margin calls (and strong dollar)?

I hope it goes down more...want some.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 15:48 | 1862532 GeneMarchbanks
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If it closes under 1780 there will be a buying opportunity upcoming.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 15:45 | 1862511 tony bonn
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before jefferies makes another statement i would like another statement from merkel/sarkozy

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 15:45 | 1862518 firstdivision
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When 3pm hits, and the humans start trading again...might be a bloodbath coming.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 15:46 | 1862523 Note to self
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Its 3PM on Wall St.  Do you know where your money is?  Yes - its circling the toilet bowl in one enormous freaking global flush.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 16:46 | 1862883 CharlieSDT
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No, I got mine stacked right next to me.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 15:47 | 1862527 ZippyBananaPants
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Eddie Murphy pulls out as Oscar host.


Lets focus on what is really important!!


Wed, 11/09/2011 - 16:13 | 1862673 junkyardjack
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That explains what's going on in the market today. I was confused because this shit with Europe has been going on for months.  Hopefully Obama can give Eddie a call and change his mind. 

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 15:49 | 1862539 monopoly
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Not so sure the strong {worthless} dollar has much to do with the decline. Gold holding very very well here. Margin calls, for sure there, but wonder if we might lift a bit into the close. And even though miners are mostly red they are holding well during this carnage.

Like look at FCX DIG and PCX. Yikes. 0

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 15:49 | 1862545 slewie the pi-rat
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wheat and soybeans have just been getting pounded, relative to corn

is iowa headed for the rose bowl?

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 16:41 | 1862855 DarkestPhoenix
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+1 for any Iowa reference.


Especially one that puts the Hawkeyes in the Rose Bowl.  Even though a lot would have to happen..........for that to happen.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 15:52 | 1862555 Ineverslice
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Nothing to see here.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 15:53 | 1862570 Manthong
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Everything will be just fine as long as they don't do any of that comingling stuff.

Hmm, that almost has a sexual overtone to it.. 

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 15:54 | 1862579 NotApplicable
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What is wrong with these people. Haven't they learned that you never, ever, EVER provide detail. Deny, deny, deny, while obfuscating and back-peddling.

All they are doing is admitting guilt with these detailed denials.

If Silvio, G-Pap, Murky and Sarko can do it, well, why can't they? Amateurs...

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 15:58 | 1862597 Mark123
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"Paging PPT. Your presence is requested immediately." the presidents suite at the Waldorf hotel:

"wow, that was great girls, but we are totally done...we have to head back to the office now, but feel free to hang around till 4pm and finish off the blow"

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 16:00 | 1862616 catch edge ghost
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We mustn't laugh, Children...  Okay, but no pointing.  Eh. go for it.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 16:00 | 1862617 Yen Cross
Wed, 11/09/2011 - 16:15 | 1862686 Dr. Nancy
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Wed, 11/09/2011 - 16:32 | 1862806 repete
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Is that you Cramer?

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 18:08 | 1863297 DarkestPhoenix
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I am going to follow you around and haunt you "Doctor".


Peddle your bullshit to some idiot who doesn't have Google. 

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 16:19 | 1862710 docmac324
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It is time for the three o'clock rumor mill to pull up the market.  Waiting for it.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 16:22 | 1862735 Yen Cross
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London calling?  Nothing a little AEP can't quash.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 16:52 | 1862908 Roland99
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Is it time for Sean to go back on CNBC to receive their apologies?


ha!  Like that would ever happen.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 02:22 | 1864829 Grand Supercycle
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DOW/SP500/NASDAQ charts reveals very overextended price action and another Wile E Coyote scenario.

As mentioned numerous times, the bullish US Dollar weekly chart continues to exert it’s influence and according to my analysis this will continue.

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