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So just what is Angie talking about?

h/t Wes

 

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Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:13 | 1814640 Iam Rich
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$5 footlongs??

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:18 | 1814662 rajat_bhatia
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Is she married?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:29 | 1814703 Pladizow
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Vonce vee turn off zee printers, this is how much gold zee average person vill need!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:52 | 1814824 camaro68ss
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Shes saying, "My dick starts out like this and ends this big"

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:53 | 1814835 Comay Mierda
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anyone want to take a guess at when is the last time she got laid?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:55 | 1814846 MsCreant
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Laid or fucked, because I think she's getting fucked as we speak.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:57 | 1814861 rcintc
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The more money we print, the bigger and bigger and BIGGER the problem gets.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:02 | 1814870 chumbawamba
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In order (from left to right, top down):

1. Herman von Rompuy

2. Nicolas Sarkozy

3. Jose Zapatero

4. Silvio Berlusconi

5. George Papandreou

6. Ho fucking shit, no thanks, buddy. George already tested the limits of my "tensile strength".

Dedicated to MsCreant ;)

-Chumblez.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:13 | 1814925 Zodiac
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Only #1 had to be George Bush; she is holding back laughter!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:32 | 1814997 LibertyIn2010
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Lili Von Shtupp: Would you like another schnitzengruben? 
Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben. 

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 23:19 | 1815764 SWRichmond
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You are making a German spectacle of yourself!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:52 | 1815629 greyghost
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1]only a tiny cross border invasion will be needed
2]went just an inch or two further to consolidate positions
3]think of it as a $5 footlong special incursion
4]damn we refueled the panzers and the panzer leaders took that to mean move out!!!
5]sorry we had lost contact with the lead panzer for a short while before we could stop them...this far
6]well i didn't say anything about the luftwaffe not bombing your capital...now did i

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 00:42 | 1816032 ddtuttle
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Rompuy is correctly identified

Sarkozy wishes ...

Yo, dudes. #3 is OBVIOUSLY  DSK whose European nick-name (never dicussed in the US) is "Mr. 30 cm". (This is true)

#4 is probably La Bron James who makes secret vists in the night (She is one hot Bitch!). (not so true)

#5 is her favorite stallion. Hi Ho Silver away! (use your imagination)

#6 is her favorite stallion on viagra (hey whatever bucks your bronco)

 

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:12 | 1815138 ricocyb13
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she is fucked already.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:24 | 1815177 Shvanztanz
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gefickt

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:56 | 1814848 fuu
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Near..............Far

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:31 | 1815217 Ag Star
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I'd rather have the German economy and universal health care and free university and clean environment and auto industry.  Ever hear of Porsche, Audi, Mercedes Benz, BMW or Volkswagon to name a few good exports.  Their not bad at MRI's, CT scanners, rockets, and submarines either.  Oh and I hear they're pretty good with beer too. For a country the size of Oregon that's not bad.  I didn't care about the last time Carter, Reagan, Ford, Bush, or Clinton got laid or if they got laid.  You guys are idiots--your dick has have a say about every women you see.  Would you say that about your own grandmother?  Bet she hasn't gotten laid lately either.

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 06:19 | 1816381 BigJim
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...I'd rather have the German economy and universal health care and free university and clean environment and auto industry.  Ever hear of Porsche, Audi, Mercedes Benz, BMW or Volkswagon to name a few good exports.  Their not bad at MRI's, CT scanners, rockets, and submarines either.  Oh and I hear they're pretty good with beer too. For a country the size of Oregon that's not bad. 

And Angie brought all that about? What an amazing woman.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:36 | 1815010 GenX Investor
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Oh let me tell you about the whopper we caught at this meeting....

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:33 | 1814730 SteveNYC
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"Sarkozy.....Berlusconi......Trichet......Strauss Kahn.....some guy I met in Africa.....Holmes"

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:41 | 1814772 Mae Kadoodie
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"Oh, Angie don't you weep... all your kisses still taste sweet...I hate that sadness in your eyes..."

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:19 | 1814952 TruthInSunshine
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Very good, Steve.

But the first pic has got to be a reference to Geithner.

It's just got to be.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:47 | 1814788 derek_vineyard
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If the pics were in opposite order (with food inflation) then it would be a $5 footlong, with the first photo representing the projected size of sandwhich in inflation adjusted dollars in 2012.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:43 | 1815287 He_Who Carried ...
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She is teaching the German voter about the size of Greek lies...

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:17 | 1814642 kengland
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"I'm spending to much time with the French"

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:21 | 1814678 rajat_bhatia
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maybe she's just extending Ze Prais Stabeeleetee

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:40 | 1814766 Hugh G Rection
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Mein first boyfreund vas asian, den i dated za Jew, finally I met Tyler Durden unt got za foot long schnitzel.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:14 | 1814643 bnbdnb
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Serkozy.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:15 | 1814644 Sheens Liver
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How big a Schlong are we Schtupped by?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:37 | 1814749 Rainman
Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:15 | 1814645 Long-John-Silver
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We can take care of the smallest to the worlds largest Banks. We have an unlimited printing press after all.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:15 | 1814647 MsCreant
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As the crisis unfolds, the lies must get bigger and bigger.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:23 | 1814688 SWRichmond
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...and more frequent.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:03 | 1815096 derek_vineyard
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can't get any more frequent....when over saturation drives everyone nutso, the insane multi trillion plan will then be revealed

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:34 | 1814734 upWising
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You are watching the BS-TV network.  And now a word from our sponsors:

“Achtung! I'm Angie-M and I’m here with my Homie Sark-O down at the Titanic Patio and Outdoor Furniture Clearance Barn at Insolvency Plaza.  We’ve got our Gucci High Water Boots and Life Vests on, and we are in the final days of Big Deck Chair Clearance Event going on here and at our Central Bank locations in Berlin and Paris. We are rearranging Deck Chairs like crazy and we are wheeling and dealing and spinning like never before! IF you want to load up on Floating Deck Chairs, or Underwater Deck Chairs, Sark-O and I have got a deal for you!!! You just got a little bit of time.  Bring your credit card, your Collateralized Debt Obligation , your Underwater Mortgage, your Zimbabwe Dollars! Whatever you’ve got, We’ll welcome you with open arms and take it now in these FINAL DAYS!!   Hop into your Structured Investment Vehicle and COME ON DOWN!  The band is playing and we are sinking quick so…..Don ‘t miss out on this once in a Lifetime opportunity! This offer won’t last long!”

And now lets return to our movie, “FAITH IN THE SYSTEM, CONFIDENCE IN THE SYSTEM.””

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:16 | 1814648 _missdv_
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little fish, big fish, cardboard box

 

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:18 | 1814650 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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She's showing you the length of my erection over time...

... it took a whole two years and a hell of a lot of will-power to get a full hard-on looking at that ugly b*tch, but by Sep 2011 i was finally able to hang a towel off of it. She was very pleased with the end results as you can tell from the final photograph.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:30 | 1814716 MsCreant
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You should have taken the red pill, not the blue one.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:57 | 1814862 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Beautifully succinct and devastating.

 

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:34 | 1814729 breezer1
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can i be in your gang?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:49 | 1814817 NoClueSneaker
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Yo done a martyr fuck, and got burned . He, can't u persuade her to drop the Ackermann wanker and get us the Deutschmark again .... ???

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:16 | 1814653 cowdiddly
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I can take on bachman for prezident too.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:17 | 1814655 urbanelf
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Griechische und italienische Wurst.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:17 | 1814657 Deadpool
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it's a story...of a not lovely lady, who was payout some very ugly boys. All of them had dreams of gold, like their fathers, the youngest one in Cannes.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:03 | 1814886 Whoa Dammit
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These pics look very Brady Bunch to me too.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:56 | 1815077 Sabibaby
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agreed but they're all the same ugly hag.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:18 | 1814658 Mark123
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The size of the lie.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:18 | 1814660 bullishequity
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Sarkozy is tiny, then Papandreou auf bisen.... but the italian yeah bigger schnitzel...un dan german ROUS yeah....ama Geithner big yeah.... but Bernanke zis big!!!

 

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:18 | 1814661 caerus
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"missed it by this much"

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:19 | 1814663 GtownSLV
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The huge asymetrical shaft being rammed into taxpayers assess will hurt "deece" much.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:19 | 1814670 Let them eat iPads
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So when Sarkozy had me open the box, there was something very tiny inside it. But then it started growing bigger, and bigger and bigger....

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:20 | 1814671 love
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vot ve vill do iz... tell everyone it is this size... when it it really this size

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:20 | 1814672 prophet
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Protect protectors.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:20 | 1814673 almost_have_a_name
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If I place these tiny adds, in newspapers all across the world..

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:20 | 1814675 TeMpTeK
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Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny.....BaZOoKa!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:09 | 1815116 tickhound
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The itsy bitsy SPDR went up before the rout,
Down came the bid and washed the SPDR out,
In came the pump and eased up all the pain,
So the itsy bitsy SPDR reflated once again.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:21 | 1814676 desgust
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ZH,

you get more stupid by the day.

 

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:25 | 1814695 Withdrawn Sanction
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And yet you keep coming back....

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:35 | 1814737 cnsteph
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Laughter is good for the soul every now and then.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:04 | 1815106 knukles
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ha ha ha  Schadenfreude bitchez

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:05 | 1814889 Smiley
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Go be a bitch somewhere else!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:49 | 1815329 StychoKiller
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Said by someone that can't spell 'disgust' correctly!  :>D

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:21 | 1814679 bono
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She turns me on, bitchez!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:23 | 1814680 dermus
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How far Germany is going to take it up the ass.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:53 | 1814837 NoClueSneaker
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... as long as something as SPD exists ... Wanna swap fer yer Dems ? Pretty much the same quality of traitors.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:22 | 1814682 Cheesy Bastard
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Asian, caucasian, Italian, mulatto, black, and the one we're gonna stick to the taxpayers

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:22 | 1814685 arkhillbilly
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Ich bin der Pinocchio

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:56 | 1814854 NoClueSneaker
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Ui, Guten Abend, Herr Schröder ... wie lebt sich so bei der GAZPROM ?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:23 | 1814686 Zero Bid
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debt valuation adjustment used by JPM over time

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:23 | 1814687 Gene8696
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Size of her Stazi tattoo...

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:23 | 1814689 DormRoom
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"How close we are to solving the EZ crisis."

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:24 | 1814691 chump666
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"because that French midget has a midget size dick"

...and the 14" strap on she used on Sukockzy (last pic).

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:24 | 1814692 Withdrawn Sanction
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Sept 2011:  "It's all a put up job to keep the derivatives pyramid from imploding....just sayin'."  --Angela

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:24 | 1814693 prophet
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Size of the coming squeeze on anyone going against TPTB. 

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:25 | 1814697 zebra
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and it gets bigger, bigger and bigger.... until it pops.

 

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:27 | 1814701 Durchbruch
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I don't know the others but I guess Oktober is Sarkozy, June is Berlusconi and September must be Obama. 

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:31 | 1814702 Zero Govt
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Oct '09 ..."it's a microscopic problem, it's no problem"

April '10 ..."look it's a tiny problem and will be over soon"

July '10 ..."this is a small problem our upcoming meetings will shortly resolve"

March '11 ...."it's a slightly larger problem than we anticipated but I'm confident of a solution"

June '11 ..."The Greek problem is an issue for the French Govt and its banks"

Sept '11 ...."Listen it's not my bloody problem, who the fuck gave you that idea?!!"

 

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:16 | 1814810 wisefool
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There is an art school major with $200k+ in debt that snapped a very recent picture in the oval office of turbo tim measuring how much the beans grew since turbo tax decided to put out an update to the 2002 software. Obama was not entertained.

When Tyler gives me image posting rights, I'll be alot more effective. Also, the boathouse in herford is actually green.

 

Found it: http://articles.businessinsider.com/2011-09-20/markets/30179093_1_tim-geithner-obama-stimulus-plan-peter-orszag

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:28 | 1814706 Bill D. Cat
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Zess arzz zee size uff the lize ve are tellink you ....... in chronoligical order .

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:35 | 1814711 Quintus
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Oktober 2009: Just the tip, I promise!

September 2011: Sorry Mr Sarkozy.  I'm sure that can be stitched up nice and tidy.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:28 | 1814712 Bazinga
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Just a little funding is needed...Really, just a little...OK, I underestimated, we need a little extra...Sorry to bother you but we need a tad more...Can we be honest folks? We need to blitzkrieg this bitch!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:29 | 1814714 knukles
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Ezery Times I Meet Vitz Him Et Getz Bigger und Bigger, Ze Mineature Bore.  I Told Hem Zat I Vas Zertin Zat Karla Vas Having Von Rumpy's Kinder.  Oooooo.  He Ez Mad.  Leetle SheisseKaupf

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:30 | 1814715 the grateful un...
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First you take some working persons tax money, which is small you see, and you chop it until it looks this big. Then you get your banker friends to leverage it with fillers and such, and make it THIS big. If the whole thing doesn't seem to fit inside the casing, call your friends in America for a reinforcements, and that's how you make Euro-Currency Sausage! One flavor suits all! Bon Apetit!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:31 | 1814723 oogs66
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how big of a d*ck she was taking up the *ss

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:32 | 1814724 TradingJoe
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Pumuckl, hat euer Geld, ihr Wichser!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:34 | 1814731 Unprepared
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So the trip to France in October was just an extrapolation of this?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:35 | 1814732 Glasshopper
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When the EU & myself first met Burlesconi he told me & the rest of the EU that italy's problems were only this big (Oct 2009). As time moved forward it turned out what he told us was an exageration more like this (April 2010). The more we got to know him  the more I realised what he was telling us about the Italian economy was more likely this much out (July 2010). When in March we took a closer look at Italian finances we were rather surprised with a whopping (March 2011) ... soon to become (June 2011) ... And now that he tells us that he is prepared to step down as President of Italy we think he's lying about this much (sept 2011) !!!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:15 | 1814933 flacon
Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:34 | 1814735 hambone
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The German publics awareness of what the fukk is happening - and their second lap on the hyperinflation wheel...wheeeeeee!!!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:37 | 1814742 Revolution_star...
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File under, You can't make this shit up:
http://www.quantcast.com/zerohedge.com

Tim Knight did a post mentioning zerohedge traffic. If you notice at the bottom that we know a lot about zerhedgers:

1. Your over 50
2. Your male
3. You are asian
4. You have a graduate degree
5. you make 180K
6. you have no kids

So to all my asian brothers, knockin down the cheese, avoiding restaurants with kids.

konichiwa bitches...

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:51 | 1814825 Unprepared
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Missing key demographic:

Has Gold?

Has Silver?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:56 | 1815079 Tim Knight from...
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Huzzah, I am flattered.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:57 | 1815370 StychoKiller
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Hmm, two out of six correct (for me), not bad (for Govt work)!

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 06:26 | 1816385 BigJim
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Sounds like yer average Chinese internet censor to me.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:38 | 1814743 NoClueSneaker
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Reporting the size of the dildo wich will be stuck into the german taxpayer's arse ....

She loves us, die Mutti ...

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:38 | 1814751 Bansters-in-my-...
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She saying how we all starting getting shafted a little at first,but soon we were taking the big horse cock up the ass.
So suck it up buttercup.
Ps.
Merkel loves horses....
No really.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:38 | 1814752 FeetOnTheGround
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I think it's the size of her retirement account balance.

 

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:38 | 1814755 LookingWithAmazement
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The amount of money pumped into Greece.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:39 | 1814756 DrunkenPleb
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Ms. Merkel, how much more time is needed to resolve the debt issues in the PIIGS nations?

Sept 2011 - Ach Scheisse! Frag mich verdammt nicht mehr...

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:40 | 1814762 Belarus
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Folks, we've got a small problem on our hands; okay, it's gotten a little bigger; okay bigger than that; okay even bigger (anyone have an HP -12c?); hell, it's even bigger than the bigger problems we thought we had; damn, we'eve got a huge problem; okay we're getting close to the truth: it's a mother fucking big probelm my dear parliamnet members and if we don't bail out all of Europe there might be war someday. 

Reply: There's going to be war alrright Mrs. Merkel: they call it Civil War if you get your way.  

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:41 | 1814771 for shizzle my ...
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I think what the biatch is describin' in economic terms - is that Doucheozonel needs more Kenyanism stimulii - like President Roscoe of the USA gives his homies......................

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:41 | 1814773 Weisbrot
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watch, as I pull a Monkey out of my ass

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:54 | 1814775 midgetrannyporn
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a happy ending for angie?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:42 | 1814779 gimli
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OK ...... so 2 years ago we had a teeny tiny problem, today it's a bit larger, somewhere between the size of Governor Christy and the sun

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:45 | 1814791 BernankesBeardS...
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Oct 2009: "Vee need dis much euros to fix zee problem."
April 2010: "Vee remain united, but Vee need a little bit more. And dis is what I get from my husband."
March 2011: "ok, I lied. Now Vee need dis much. By the vay, did you see the fish I caught? DIS BIG!!!"
June 2011: "I know I'm feeding you a bunch of BS. Can you believe that my lies stretched DIS FAR?"

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:46 | 1814794 CapitalistRock
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"Sarkozy's dick is this little. We need a real man. One with gonads THIS big, dammit."

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:46 | 1814797 Segestan
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What makes anyone think she knows what she's talking about? It's just a skit.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:46 | 1814800 Zero_Sum
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The size of the bundle of paper euros needed to buy an ounce of gold in the near future.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:47 | 1814802 Gunpowder Plott...
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Sarkozy's Tiny penis would not fit my huge vagina..

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:48 | 1814807 oceanview76
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I thought you said it was our secret Angela?!?  Curse you jagermeister!  You win again this time....

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:50 | 1814822 bIlluminati
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Don't tell me about your weak American beers, your Coors Light, your Budweiser, your boring Dos Equis. Come to Germany this October and drink real German beer with real German girls and ... oh you Americans! You're always up for a party. Autumn for Merkel in Germany!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:01 | 1814834 MichiganMilitiaMan
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The real Angie Merkel BustDay!

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Thu, 10/27/2011 - 00:56 | 1816067 Uncle Remus
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Look deep into my cleavage...

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:54 | 1814840 azzhatter
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The size of Christine LaGarde's strapon collection when they play together?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:55 | 1814845 krispkritter
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"One little, two little, three little bailouts, four little, five little, six little bailouts, seven little, eight little, nine little bailouts, one HUGE taxpayer bill!"

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:59 | 1814872 Coldfire
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You'd think Germans would get angry at having this traitor sell them down the river. Stockholm Syndrome redux.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:00 | 1814874 nmewn
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Vee need to dezide ow much skin vee vawnt in dis game.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:02 | 1814882 tamboo
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und ze latest nuclear zubmarine we gave israel for ze holohoax reparations was zis big!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:06 | 1814891 orgonor
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Angie, Angie, when will those clouds all disappear?
Angie, Angie, where will it lead us from here?
With no loving in our souls and no money in our coats
You can't say we're satisfied
But Angie, Angie, you can't say we never tried
Angie, you're beautiful, but ain't it time we said good-bye?
Angie, I still love you, remember all those nights we cried?
All the dreams we held so close seemed to all go up in smoke
Let me whisper in your ear:
Angie, Angie, where will it lead us from here?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usEcJwrNHAg

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:07 | 1814895 MayIMommaDogFac...
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"I gave up playing with SuperGlue -- seriously"

http://funstoo.blogspot.com/2010/12/merkel-be-careful-play-with-superglu...

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:08 | 1814900 george
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It's a time lapsed image of Merkel saying the following;

OK... For Real... Europe's insovlency issues are this big.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:08 | 1814903 The_Nihilist
Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:13 | 1814926 Careless Whisper
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fractuerd skull. critical condition. we pray for him.

 

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 02:50 | 1816217 Hephasteus
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I wish all military people would just be assholes so I could group them together. But ya. That guy has my sympathy and a shit load of it.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:37 | 1814907 putbuyer
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She needs an increasing dildo just to please herself. Its her Bush's fault!

On the floor laughing...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfDw2i2jWg4

will you be

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:11 | 1814919 Atomizer
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Know Your Occupy Hand Signals
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=101189

Merkel is in sync with the (OWS) Obama Welfare State Rhetoric Motions

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:15 | 1814934 walküre
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"I'm maybe just a little bit crazy"

"Maybe this much, just a tiny bit"

"Wow, I'm really getting crazier!"

"Holy fuck, I'm loosing my marbles!"

"He he hi hi ha ha lalalalalalala ... "

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:20 | 1814956 infinity8
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she goes in and out and in and out. . .

mama's got a squeeze box, daddy never sleeps at night.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:19 | 1814957 rockraider3
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I see experienced politicians do get perks.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:20 | 1814959 slewie the pi-rat
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first we were losing elections by this much, ...then,..., ...and, ...and, look how much, now,...

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:24 | 1814971 Zeff
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mein Arschloch

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:25 | 1814974 Lord Welligton
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"This is how big the disaster is going to be.

And I'm laughing all the way to the bank.

Oh ........

And yes my fellow Germans you will pay for all of this and you will be controlled just like Greece.

EU EU Ueber Alles.

That's how big the lie is."

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:26 | 1814978 G. Smiley
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"Merkel describes the progression of creeping Socialism over time"

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:28 | 1814984 Atomizer
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Tyler,

What has happened to our HTML editing features?

http://www.zerohedge.com/filter/tips

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:33 | 1815001 Alvaro de Esteban
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Italian Bond spread

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:39 | 1815017 Use of Weapons
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"I've not changed my hair style for two years - don't you dare talk to me about austerity"

 

or

 

"We're going to miss expected GDP predictions in the EU by <this> much"

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:44 | 1815040 mayhem_korner
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Sometimes I think it's just gas, but a little somethin' else sneaks out...well, maybe a little more than that...

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 00:53 | 1816060 Uncle Remus
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How you say in American - eh, frothy.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:47 | 1815047 inkarri9
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Geithner

G-Pap

Berlosconi

Palin

Bill Clinton

Hillary Clinton

 

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 00:52 | 1816057 Uncle Remus
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Oy.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:56 | 1815059 Miles Kendig
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Nicolas Sarkozy, Silvio Berlusconi and George Papandreou - THE short short men of EUROland who always promise more than they deliver [And ohh how I miss Jurgen Stark] - The Ostest with the mostest

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1w8OQEcplY

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:17 | 1815160 Buck Johnson
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She's looking for Mandingo. Anyway this plan of a plan which will plan out a plan in a future date won't go anywhere.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:25 | 1815180 peekcrackers
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I think it is her anil contractions , depending on how much shit she lies about.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:25 | 1815182 HITMAN56
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Come on China, give us money, I'll dance for you....what do you say?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:28 | 1815195 Jumbotron
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From top left to right then bottom left to right......

1: Berlusconi's dick is thiiiisss big.

2: Sarkozy's dick is thisss big.

3: Obama's dick is this big.

4: Michelle says Obama's dick is really this big.

5: Where the hell did John Boehner's dick go?

6: MY dick is THIS BIG !!!!!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:32 | 1815225 CrimsonAvenger
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Vee need...more...COWBELL!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:43 | 1815304 agNau
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*sung with increasing volume:
1.)Dough, a dear, I keep it near!
2.)Raid, a drop of Gold by ton!
3.)Meet, we must, to show we're just!
4.)Far, we run,or we'll be hung!
5.)So, Our show has just begun.
6.)Jah, a vote to follow show!
'It always brings us to MORE Dough, Dough, Dough, Dough!'

:o

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:05 | 1815405 citizen2084
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Usually it is like this, barely enough to notice, doensnt even wake me sometimes. Then he took the blue pill and it was like this in the first hour.

You know the bit about 4 hours , that is true and in hour three it was like this!

The Viagra made my Sarkosy my wonderfully long time hardkosy!

Viagra will save the euro zone friends - it could even fix van roompiee!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:21 | 1815483 chintito
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To Sarkozy

 

 

 

1: Judging from your padded heels I suspected this little 

 

2: You know, Silvio called me an unfuckable lard arse..do you know how tight I am?

 

3: But then I found out why Silvio manages to get away with paying those nymphs so little

 

4: Achtung Nicolas, ive just checked those fuckin numbers again.Don't play my bluff asshole, your tongue fully inside my poopenschafte or else! WOoooo YYaaaaa

 

5: Carla is zis big now, you are still fucking resisting?

 

6: Oh Nicolaaaaaas...Baby Sarkeee ...guess where you'll be preparing a 50% haircut tonight now that ive insured my lard arse? 

 

 

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