Bailout Bustday Caption Contest

Tyler Durden's picture

So just what is Angie talking about?

h/t Wes

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Pladizow's picture

Vonce vee turn off zee printers, this is how much gold zee average person vill need!

camaro68ss's picture

Shes saying, "My dick starts out like this and ends this big"

Comay Mierda's picture

anyone want to take a guess at when is the last time she got laid?

MsCreant's picture

Laid or fucked, because I think she's getting fucked as we speak.

rcintc's picture

The more money we print, the bigger and bigger and BIGGER the problem gets.

chumbawamba's picture

In order (from left to right, top down):

1. Herman von Rompuy

2. Nicolas Sarkozy

3. Jose Zapatero

4. Silvio Berlusconi

5. George Papandreou

6. Ho fucking shit, no thanks, buddy. George already tested the limits of my "tensile strength".

Dedicated to MsCreant ;)


Zodiac's picture

Only #1 had to be George Bush; she is holding back laughter!

LibertyIn2010's picture

Lili Von Shtupp: Would you like another schnitzengruben? 
Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben. 

SWRichmond's picture

You are making a German spectacle of yourself!

greyghost's picture

1]only a tiny cross border invasion will be needed
2]went just an inch or two further to consolidate positions
3]think of it as a $5 footlong special incursion
4]damn we refueled the panzers and the panzer leaders took that to mean move out!!!
5]sorry we had lost contact with the lead panzer for a short while before we could stop them...this far
6]well i didn't say anything about the luftwaffe not bombing your did i

ddtuttle's picture

Rompuy is correctly identified

Sarkozy wishes ...

Yo, dudes. #3 is OBVIOUSLY  DSK whose European nick-name (never dicussed in the US) is "Mr. 30 cm". (This is true)

#4 is probably La Bron James who makes secret vists in the night (She is one hot Bitch!). (not so true)

#5 is her favorite stallion. Hi Ho Silver away! (use your imagination)

#6 is her favorite stallion on viagra (hey whatever bucks your bronco)


Ag Star's picture

I'd rather have the German economy and universal health care and free university and clean environment and auto industry.  Ever hear of Porsche, Audi, Mercedes Benz, BMW or Volkswagon to name a few good exports.  Their not bad at MRI's, CT scanners, rockets, and submarines either.  Oh and I hear they're pretty good with beer too. For a country the size of Oregon that's not bad.  I didn't care about the last time Carter, Reagan, Ford, Bush, or Clinton got laid or if they got laid.  You guys are idiots--your dick has have a say about every women you see.  Would you say that about your own grandmother?  Bet she hasn't gotten laid lately either.

BigJim's picture

...I'd rather have the German economy and universal health care and free university and clean environment and auto industry.  Ever hear of Porsche, Audi, Mercedes Benz, BMW or Volkswagon to name a few good exports.  Their not bad at MRI's, CT scanners, rockets, and submarines either.  Oh and I hear they're pretty good with beer too. For a country the size of Oregon that's not bad. 

And Angie brought all that about? What an amazing woman.

GenX Investor's picture

Oh let me tell you about the whopper we caught at this meeting....

SteveNYC's picture

"Sarkozy.....Berlusconi......Trichet......Strauss Kahn.....some guy I met in Africa.....Holmes"

Mae Kadoodie's picture

"Oh, Angie don't you weep... all your kisses still taste sweet...I hate that sadness in your eyes..."

TruthInSunshine's picture

Very good, Steve.

But the first pic has got to be a reference to Geithner.

It's just got to be.

derek_vineyard's picture

If the pics were in opposite order (with food inflation) then it would be a $5 footlong, with the first photo representing the projected size of sandwhich in inflation adjusted dollars in 2012.

He_Who Carried The Sun's picture

She is teaching the German voter about the size of Greek lies...

kengland's picture

"I'm spending to much time with the French"

rajat_bhatia's picture

maybe she's just extending Ze Prais Stabeeleetee

Hugh G Rection's picture

Mein first boyfreund vas asian, den i dated za Jew, finally I met Tyler Durden unt got za foot long schnitzel.

Sheens Liver's picture

How big a Schlong are we Schtupped by?

Long-John-Silver's picture

We can take care of the smallest to the worlds largest Banks. We have an unlimited printing press after all.

MsCreant's picture

As the crisis unfolds, the lies must get bigger and bigger.

derek_vineyard's picture

can't get any more frequent....when over saturation drives everyone nutso, the insane multi trillion plan will then be revealed

upWising's picture

You are watching the BS-TV network.  And now a word from our sponsors:

“Achtung! I'm Angie-M and I’m here with my Homie Sark-O down at the Titanic Patio and Outdoor Furniture Clearance Barn at Insolvency Plaza.  We’ve got our Gucci High Water Boots and Life Vests on, and we are in the final days of Big Deck Chair Clearance Event going on here and at our Central Bank locations in Berlin and Paris. We are rearranging Deck Chairs like crazy and we are wheeling and dealing and spinning like never before! IF you want to load up on Floating Deck Chairs, or Underwater Deck Chairs, Sark-O and I have got a deal for you!!! You just got a little bit of time.  Bring your credit card, your Collateralized Debt Obligation , your Underwater Mortgage, your Zimbabwe Dollars! Whatever you’ve got, We’ll welcome you with open arms and take it now in these FINAL DAYS!!   Hop into your Structured Investment Vehicle and COME ON DOWN!  The band is playing and we are sinking quick so…..Don ‘t miss out on this once in a Lifetime opportunity! This offer won’t last long!”

And now lets return to our movie, “FAITH IN THE SYSTEM, CONFIDENCE IN THE SYSTEM.””

_missdv_'s picture

little fish, big fish, cardboard box


FunkyMonkeyBoy's picture

She's showing you the length of my erection over time...

... it took a whole two years and a hell of a lot of will-power to get a full hard-on looking at that ugly b*tch, but by Sep 2011 i was finally able to hang a towel off of it. She was very pleased with the end results as you can tell from the final photograph.

MsCreant's picture

You should have taken the red pill, not the blue one.

TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

Beautifully succinct and devastating.


NoClueSneaker's picture

Yo done a martyr fuck, and got burned . He, can't u persuade her to drop the Ackermann wanker and get us the Deutschmark again .... ???

cowdiddly's picture

I can take on bachman for prezident too.

urbanelf's picture

Griechische und italienische Wurst.

Deadpool's picture

it's a story...of a not lovely lady, who was payout some very ugly boys. All of them had dreams of gold, like their fathers, the youngest one in Cannes.

Whoa Dammit's picture


These pics look very Brady Bunch to me too.

Sabibaby's picture

agreed but they're all the same ugly hag.

Mark123's picture

The size of the lie.

bullishequity's picture

Sarkozy is tiny, then Papandreou auf bisen.... but the italian yeah bigger schnitzel...un dan german ROUS yeah....ama Geithner big yeah.... but Bernanke zis big!!!


caerus's picture

"missed it by this much"

GtownSLV's picture

The huge asymetrical shaft being rammed into taxpayers assess will hurt "deece" much.