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So just what is Angie talking about?
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Is she married?
Vonce vee turn off zee printers, this is how much gold zee average person vill need!
Shes saying, "My dick starts out like this and ends this big"
anyone want to take a guess at when is the last time she got laid?
Laid or fucked, because I think she's getting fucked as we speak.
The more money we print, the bigger and bigger and BIGGER the problem gets.
In order (from left to right, top down):
1. Herman von Rompuy
2. Nicolas Sarkozy
3. Jose Zapatero
4. Silvio Berlusconi
5. George Papandreou
6. Ho fucking shit, no thanks, buddy. George already tested the limits of my "tensile strength".
Dedicated to MsCreant ;)
Only #1 had to be George Bush; she is holding back laughter!
Lili Von Shtupp: Would you like another schnitzengruben? Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
You are making a German spectacle of yourself!
1]only a tiny cross border invasion will be needed
2]went just an inch or two further to consolidate positions
3]think of it as a $5 footlong special incursion
4]damn we refueled the panzers and the panzer leaders took that to mean move out!!!
5]sorry we had lost contact with the lead panzer for a short while before we could stop them...this far
6]well i didn't say anything about the luftwaffe not bombing your capital...now did i
Rompuy is correctly identified
Sarkozy wishes ...
Yo, dudes. #3 is OBVIOUSLY DSK whose European nick-name (never dicussed in the US) is "Mr. 30 cm". (This is true)
#4 is probably La Bron James who makes secret vists in the night (She is one hot Bitch!). (not so true)
#5 is her favorite stallion. Hi Ho Silver away! (use your imagination)
#6 is her favorite stallion on viagra (hey whatever bucks your bronco)
she is fucked already.
I'd rather have the German economy and universal health care and free university and clean environment and auto industry. Ever hear of Porsche, Audi, Mercedes Benz, BMW or Volkswagon to name a few good exports. Their not bad at MRI's, CT scanners, rockets, and submarines either. Oh and I hear they're pretty good with beer too. For a country the size of Oregon that's not bad. I didn't care about the last time Carter, Reagan, Ford, Bush, or Clinton got laid or if they got laid. You guys are idiots--your dick has have a say about every women you see. Would you say that about your own grandmother? Bet she hasn't gotten laid lately either.
...I'd rather have the German economy and universal health care and free university and clean environment and auto industry. Ever hear of Porsche, Audi, Mercedes Benz, BMW or Volkswagon to name a few good exports. Their not bad at MRI's, CT scanners, rockets, and submarines either. Oh and I hear they're pretty good with beer too. For a country the size of Oregon that's not bad.
And Angie brought all that about? What an amazing woman.
Oh let me tell you about the whopper we caught at this meeting....
"Sarkozy.....Berlusconi......Trichet......Strauss Kahn.....some guy I met in Africa.....Holmes"
"Oh, Angie don't you weep... all your kisses still taste sweet...I hate that sadness in your eyes..."
Very good, Steve.
But the first pic has got to be a reference to Geithner.
It's just got to be.
If the pics were in opposite order (with food inflation) then it would be a $5 footlong, with the first photo representing the projected size of sandwhich in inflation adjusted dollars in 2012.
She is teaching the German voter about the size of Greek lies...
"I'm spending to much time with the French"
maybe she's just extending Ze Prais Stabeeleetee
Mein first boyfreund vas asian, den i dated za Jew, finally I met Tyler Durden unt got za foot long schnitzel.
How big a Schlong are we Schtupped by?
...the really big weenie is the IMF
We can take care of the smallest to the worlds largest Banks. We have an unlimited printing press after all.
As the crisis unfolds, the lies must get bigger and bigger.
...and more frequent.
can't get any more frequent....when over saturation drives everyone nutso, the insane multi trillion plan will then be revealed
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little fish, big fish, cardboard box
She's showing you the length of my erection over time...
... it took a whole two years and a hell of a lot of will-power to get a full hard-on looking at that ugly b*tch, but by Sep 2011 i was finally able to hang a towel off of it. She was very pleased with the end results as you can tell from the final photograph.
You should have taken the red pill, not the blue one.
Beautifully succinct and devastating.
can i be in your gang?
Yo done a martyr fuck, and got burned . He, can't u persuade her to drop the Ackermann wanker and get us the Deutschmark again .... ???
I can take on bachman for prezident too.
Griechische und italienische Wurst.
it's a story...of a not lovely lady, who was payout some very ugly boys. All of them had dreams of gold, like their fathers, the youngest one in Cannes.
These pics look very Brady Bunch to me too.
agreed but they're all the same ugly hag.
The size of the lie.
Sarkozy is tiny, then Papandreou auf bisen.... but the italian yeah bigger schnitzel...un dan german ROUS yeah....ama Geithner big yeah.... but Bernanke zis big!!!
"missed it by this much"
The huge asymetrical shaft being rammed into taxpayers assess will hurt "deece" much.
So when Sarkozy had me open the box, there was something very tiny inside it. But then it started growing bigger, and bigger and bigger....
vot ve vill do iz... tell everyone it is this size... when it it really this size
If I place these tiny adds, in newspapers all across the world..
Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny.....BaZOoKa!
The itsy bitsy SPDR went up before the rout,
Down came the bid and washed the SPDR out,
In came the pump and eased up all the pain,
So the itsy bitsy SPDR reflated once again.
you get more stupid by the day.
And yet you keep coming back....
Laughter is good for the soul every now and then.
ha ha ha Schadenfreude bitchez
Go be a bitch somewhere else!
Said by someone that can't spell 'disgust' correctly! :>D
She turns me on, bitchez!
How far Germany is going to take it up the ass.
... as long as something as SPD exists ... Wanna swap fer yer Dems ? Pretty much the same quality of traitors.
Asian, caucasian, Italian, mulatto, black, and the one we're gonna stick to the taxpayers
Ich bin der Pinocchio
Ui, Guten Abend, Herr Schröder ... wie lebt sich so bei der GAZPROM ?
debt valuation adjustment used by JPM over time
Size of her Stazi tattoo...
"How close we are to solving the EZ crisis."
"because that French midget has a midget size dick"
...and the 14" strap on she used on Sukockzy (last pic).
Sept 2011: "It's all a put up job to keep the derivatives pyramid from imploding....just sayin'." --Angela
Size of the coming squeeze on anyone going against TPTB.
and it gets bigger, bigger and bigger.... until it pops.
I don't know the others but I guess Oktober is Sarkozy, June is Berlusconi and September must be Obama.
Oct '09 ..."it's a microscopic problem, it's no problem"
April '10 ..."look it's a tiny problem and will be over soon"
July '10 ..."this is a small problem our upcoming meetings will shortly resolve"
March '11 ...."it's a slightly larger problem than we anticipated but I'm confident of a solution"
June '11 ..."The Greek problem is an issue for the French Govt and its banks"
Sept '11 ...."Listen it's not my bloody problem, who the fuck gave you that idea?!!"
There is an art school major with $200k+ in debt that snapped a very recent picture in the oval office of turbo tim measuring how much the beans grew since turbo tax decided to put out an update to the 2002 software. Obama was not entertained.
When Tyler gives me image posting rights, I'll be alot more effective. Also, the boathouse in herford is actually green.
Found it: http://articles.businessinsider.com/2011-09-20/markets/30179093_1_tim-geithner-obama-stimulus-plan-peter-orszag
Zess arzz zee size uff the lize ve are tellink you ....... in chronoligical order .
Oktober 2009: Just the tip, I promise!
September 2011: Sorry Mr Sarkozy. I'm sure that can be stitched up nice and tidy.
Just a little funding is needed...Really, just a little...OK, I underestimated, we need a little extra...Sorry to bother you but we need a tad more...Can we be honest folks? We need to blitzkrieg this bitch!
Ezery Times I Meet Vitz Him Et Getz Bigger und Bigger, Ze Mineature Bore. I Told Hem Zat I Vas Zertin Zat Karla Vas Having Von Rumpy's Kinder. Oooooo. He Ez Mad. Leetle SheisseKaupf
First you take some working persons tax money, which is small you see, and you chop it until it looks this big. Then you get your banker friends to leverage it with fillers and such, and make it THIS big. If the whole thing doesn't seem to fit inside the casing, call your friends in America for a reinforcements, and that's how you make Euro-Currency Sausage! One flavor suits all! Bon Apetit!
how big of a d*ck she was taking up the *ss
Pumuckl, hat euer Geld, ihr Wichser!
So the trip to France in October was just an extrapolation of this?
When the EU & myself first met Burlesconi he told me & the rest of the EU that italy's problems were only this big (Oct 2009). As time moved forward it turned out what he told us was an exageration more like this (April 2010). The more we got to know him the more I realised what he was telling us about the Italian economy was more likely this much out (July 2010). When in March we took a closer look at Italian finances we were rather surprised with a whopping (March 2011) ... soon to become (June 2011) ... And now that he tells us that he is prepared to step down as President of Italy we think he's lying about this much (sept 2011) !!!
Trading halted in Australia.
The German publics awareness of what the fukk is happening - and their second lap on the hyperinflation wheel...wheeeeeee!!!
File under, You can't make this shit up:
Tim Knight did a post mentioning zerohedge traffic. If you notice at the bottom that we know a lot about zerhedgers:
1. Your over 50
2. Your male
3. You are asian
4. You have a graduate degree
5. you make 180K
6. you have no kids
So to all my asian brothers, knockin down the cheese, avoiding restaurants with kids.
Missing key demographic:
Huzzah, I am flattered.
Hmm, two out of six correct (for me), not bad (for Govt work)!
Sounds like yer average Chinese internet censor to me.
Reporting the size of the dildo wich will be stuck into the german taxpayer's arse ....
She loves us, die Mutti ...
She saying how we all starting getting shafted a little at first,but soon we were taking the big horse cock up the ass.
So suck it up buttercup.
Merkel loves horses....
I think it's the size of her retirement account balance.
The amount of money pumped into Greece.
Ms. Merkel, how much more time is needed to resolve the debt issues in the PIIGS nations?
Sept 2011 - Ach Scheisse! Frag mich verdammt nicht mehr...
Folks, we've got a small problem on our hands; okay, it's gotten a little bigger; okay bigger than that; okay even bigger (anyone have an HP -12c?); hell, it's even bigger than the bigger problems we thought we had; damn, we'eve got a huge problem; okay we're getting close to the truth: it's a mother fucking big probelm my dear parliamnet members and if we don't bail out all of Europe there might be war someday.
Reply: There's going to be war alrright Mrs. Merkel: they call it Civil War if you get your way.
I think what the biatch is describin' in economic terms - is that Doucheozonel needs more Kenyanism stimulii - like President Roscoe of the USA gives his homies......................
watch, as I pull a Monkey out of my ass
a happy ending for angie?
OK ...... so 2 years ago we had a teeny tiny problem, today it's a bit larger, somewhere between the size of Governor Christy and the sun
Oct 2009: "Vee need dis much euros to fix zee problem."
April 2010: "Vee remain united, but Vee need a little bit more. And dis is what I get from my husband."
March 2011: "ok, I lied. Now Vee need dis much. By the vay, did you see the fish I caught? DIS BIG!!!"
June 2011: "I know I'm feeding you a bunch of BS. Can you believe that my lies stretched DIS FAR?"
"Sarkozy's dick is this little. We need a real man. One with gonads THIS big, dammit."
What makes anyone think she knows what she's talking about? It's just a skit.
The size of the bundle of paper euros needed to buy an ounce of gold in the near future.
Sarkozy's Tiny penis would not fit my huge vagina..
I thought you said it was our secret Angela?!? Curse you jagermeister! You win again this time....
Don't tell me about your weak American beers, your Coors Light, your Budweiser, your boring Dos Equis. Come to Germany this October and drink real German beer with real German girls and ... oh you Americans! You're always up for a party. Autumn for Merkel in Germany!
The real Angie Merkel BustDay!
Look deep into my cleavage...
The size of Christine LaGarde's strapon collection when they play together?
"One little, two little, three little bailouts, four little, five little, six little bailouts, seven little, eight little, nine little bailouts, one HUGE taxpayer bill!"
You'd think Germans would get angry at having this traitor sell them down the river. Stockholm Syndrome redux.
Vee need to dezide ow much skin vee vawnt in dis game.
und ze latest nuclear zubmarine we gave israel for ze holohoax reparations was zis big!
Angie, Angie, when will those clouds all disappear? Angie, Angie, where will it lead us from here? With no loving in our souls and no money in our coats You can't say we're satisfied But Angie, Angie, you can't say we never tried Angie, you're beautiful, but ain't it time we said good-bye? Angie, I still love you, remember all those nights we cried? All the dreams we held so close seemed to all go up in smoke Let me whisper in your ear: Angie, Angie, where will it lead us from here?
"I gave up playing with SuperGlue -- seriously"
It's a time lapsed image of Merkel saying the following;
OK... For Real... Europe's insovlency issues are this big.
Marine wounded by police at occupy Oakland.
Those Facists are going to pay. Semper Fi brother.
fractuerd skull. critical condition. we pray for him.
I wish all military people would just be assholes so I could group them together. But ya. That guy has my sympathy and a shit load of it.
She needs an increasing dildo just to please herself. Its her Bush's fault!
On the floor laughing...
will you be
Know Your Occupy Hand Signals
Merkel is in sync with the (OWS) Obama Welfare State Rhetoric Motions
"I'm maybe just a little bit crazy"
"Maybe this much, just a tiny bit"
"Wow, I'm really getting crazier!"
"Holy fuck, I'm loosing my marbles!"
"He he hi hi ha ha lalalalalalala ... "
she goes in and out and in and out. . .
mama's got a squeeze box, daddy never sleeps at night.
I see experienced politicians do get perks.
first we were losing elections by this much, ...then,..., ...and, ...and, look how much, now,...
"This is how big the disaster is going to be.
And I'm laughing all the way to the bank.
And yes my fellow Germans you will pay for all of this and you will be controlled just like Greece.
EU EU Ueber Alles.
That's how big the lie is."
"Merkel describes the progression of creeping Socialism over time"
What has happened to our HTML editing features?
Italian Bond spread
"I've not changed my hair style for two years - don't you dare talk to me about austerity"
"We're going to miss expected GDP predictions in the EU by <this> much"
Sometimes I think it's just gas, but a little somethin' else sneaks out...well, maybe a little more than that...
How you say in American - eh, frothy.
Nicolas Sarkozy, Silvio Berlusconi and George Papandreou - THE short short men of EUROland who always promise more than they deliver [And ohh how I miss Jurgen Stark] - The Ostest with the mostest
She's looking for Mandingo. Anyway this plan of a plan which will plan out a plan in a future date won't go anywhere.
I think it is her anil contractions , depending on how much shit she lies about.
Come on China, give us money, I'll dance for you....what do you say?
From top left to right then bottom left to right......
1: Berlusconi's dick is thiiiisss big.
2: Sarkozy's dick is thisss big.
3: Obama's dick is this big.
4: Michelle says Obama's dick is really this big.
5: Where the hell did John Boehner's dick go?
6: MY dick is THIS BIG !!!!!
*sung with increasing volume:
1.)Dough, a dear, I keep it near!
2.)Raid, a drop of Gold by ton!
3.)Meet, we must, to show we're just!
4.)Far, we run,or we'll be hung!
5.)So, Our show has just begun.
6.)Jah, a vote to follow show!
'It always brings us to MORE Dough, Dough, Dough, Dough!'
Usually it is like this, barely enough to notice, doensnt even wake me sometimes. Then he took the blue pill and it was like this in the first hour.
You know the bit about 4 hours , that is true and in hour three it was like this!
The Viagra made my Sarkosy my wonderfully long time hardkosy!
Viagra will save the euro zone friends - it could even fix van roompiee!
1: Judging from your padded heels I suspected this little
2: You know, Silvio called me an unfuckable lard arse..do you know how tight I am?
3: But then I found out why Silvio manages to get away with paying those nymphs so little
4: Achtung Nicolas, ive just checked those fuckin numbers again.Don't play my bluff asshole, your tongue fully inside my poopenschafte or else! WOoooo YYaaaaa
5: Carla is zis big now, you are still fucking resisting?
6: Oh Nicolaaaaaas...Baby Sarkeee ...guess where you'll be preparing a 50% haircut tonight now that ive insured my lard arse?
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