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Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:13 | 1814640 Iam Rich
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$5 footlongs??

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:18 | 1814662 rajat_bhatia
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Is she married?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:29 | 1814703 Pladizow
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Vonce vee turn off zee printers, this is how much gold zee average person vill need!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:52 | 1814824 camaro68ss
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Shes saying, "My dick starts out like this and ends this big"

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:53 | 1814835 Comay Mierda
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anyone want to take a guess at when is the last time she got laid?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:55 | 1814846 MsCreant
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Laid or fucked, because I think she's getting fucked as we speak.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:57 | 1814861 rcintc
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The more money we print, the bigger and bigger and BIGGER the problem gets.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:02 | 1814870 chumbawamba
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In order (from left to right, top down):

1. Herman von Rompuy

2. Nicolas Sarkozy

3. Jose Zapatero

4. Silvio Berlusconi

5. George Papandreou

6. Ho fucking shit, no thanks, buddy. George already tested the limits of my "tensile strength".

Dedicated to MsCreant ;)


Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:13 | 1814925 Zodiac
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Only #1 had to be George Bush; she is holding back laughter!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:32 | 1814997 LibertyIn2010
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Lili Von Shtupp: Would you like another schnitzengruben? 
Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben. 

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 23:19 | 1815764 SWRichmond
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You are making a German spectacle of yourself!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:52 | 1815629 greyghost
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1]only a tiny cross border invasion will be needed
2]went just an inch or two further to consolidate positions
3]think of it as a $5 footlong special incursion
4]damn we refueled the panzers and the panzer leaders took that to mean move out!!!
5]sorry we had lost contact with the lead panzer for a short while before we could stop them...this far
6]well i didn't say anything about the luftwaffe not bombing your capital...now did i

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 00:42 | 1816032 ddtuttle
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Rompuy is correctly identified

Sarkozy wishes ...

Yo, dudes. #3 is OBVIOUSLY  DSK whose European nick-name (never dicussed in the US) is "Mr. 30 cm". (This is true)

#4 is probably La Bron James who makes secret vists in the night (She is one hot Bitch!). (not so true)

#5 is her favorite stallion. Hi Ho Silver away! (use your imagination)

#6 is her favorite stallion on viagra (hey whatever bucks your bronco)


Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:12 | 1815138 ricocyb13
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she is fucked already.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:24 | 1815177 Shvanztanz
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Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:56 | 1814848 fuu
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Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:31 | 1815217 Ag Star
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I'd rather have the German economy and universal health care and free university and clean environment and auto industry.  Ever hear of Porsche, Audi, Mercedes Benz, BMW or Volkswagon to name a few good exports.  Their not bad at MRI's, CT scanners, rockets, and submarines either.  Oh and I hear they're pretty good with beer too. For a country the size of Oregon that's not bad.  I didn't care about the last time Carter, Reagan, Ford, Bush, or Clinton got laid or if they got laid.  You guys are idiots--your dick has have a say about every women you see.  Would you say that about your own grandmother?  Bet she hasn't gotten laid lately either.

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 06:19 | 1816381 BigJim
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...I'd rather have the German economy and universal health care and free university and clean environment and auto industry.  Ever hear of Porsche, Audi, Mercedes Benz, BMW or Volkswagon to name a few good exports.  Their not bad at MRI's, CT scanners, rockets, and submarines either.  Oh and I hear they're pretty good with beer too. For a country the size of Oregon that's not bad. 

And Angie brought all that about? What an amazing woman.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:36 | 1815010 GenX Investor
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Oh let me tell you about the whopper we caught at this meeting....

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:33 | 1814730 SteveNYC
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"Sarkozy.....Berlusconi......Trichet......Strauss Kahn.....some guy I met in Africa.....Holmes"

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:41 | 1814772 Mae Kadoodie
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"Oh, Angie don't you weep... all your kisses still taste sweet...I hate that sadness in your eyes..."

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:19 | 1814952 TruthInSunshine
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Very good, Steve.

But the first pic has got to be a reference to Geithner.

It's just got to be.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:47 | 1814788 derek_vineyard
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If the pics were in opposite order (with food inflation) then it would be a $5 footlong, with the first photo representing the projected size of sandwhich in inflation adjusted dollars in 2012.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:43 | 1815287 He_Who Carried ...
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She is teaching the German voter about the size of Greek lies...

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:17 | 1814642 kengland
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"I'm spending to much time with the French"

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:21 | 1814678 rajat_bhatia
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maybe she's just extending Ze Prais Stabeeleetee

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:40 | 1814766 Hugh G Rection
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Mein first boyfreund vas asian, den i dated za Jew, finally I met Tyler Durden unt got za foot long schnitzel.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:14 | 1814643 bnbdnb
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Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:15 | 1814644 Sheens Liver
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How big a Schlong are we Schtupped by?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:37 | 1814749 Rainman
Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:15 | 1814645 Long-John-Silver
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We can take care of the smallest to the worlds largest Banks. We have an unlimited printing press after all.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:15 | 1814647 MsCreant
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As the crisis unfolds, the lies must get bigger and bigger.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:23 | 1814688 SWRichmond
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...and more frequent.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:03 | 1815096 derek_vineyard
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can't get any more frequent....when over saturation drives everyone nutso, the insane multi trillion plan will then be revealed

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:34 | 1814734 upWising
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You are watching the BS-TV network.  And now a word from our sponsors:

“Achtung! I'm Angie-M and I’m here with my Homie Sark-O down at the Titanic Patio and Outdoor Furniture Clearance Barn at Insolvency Plaza.  We’ve got our Gucci High Water Boots and Life Vests on, and we are in the final days of Big Deck Chair Clearance Event going on here and at our Central Bank locations in Berlin and Paris. We are rearranging Deck Chairs like crazy and we are wheeling and dealing and spinning like never before! IF you want to load up on Floating Deck Chairs, or Underwater Deck Chairs, Sark-O and I have got a deal for you!!! You just got a little bit of time.  Bring your credit card, your Collateralized Debt Obligation , your Underwater Mortgage, your Zimbabwe Dollars! Whatever you’ve got, We’ll welcome you with open arms and take it now in these FINAL DAYS!!   Hop into your Structured Investment Vehicle and COME ON DOWN!  The band is playing and we are sinking quick so…..Don ‘t miss out on this once in a Lifetime opportunity! This offer won’t last long!”

And now lets return to our movie, “FAITH IN THE SYSTEM, CONFIDENCE IN THE SYSTEM.””

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:16 | 1814648 _missdv_
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little fish, big fish, cardboard box


Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:18 | 1814650 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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She's showing you the length of my erection over time...

... it took a whole two years and a hell of a lot of will-power to get a full hard-on looking at that ugly b*tch, but by Sep 2011 i was finally able to hang a towel off of it. She was very pleased with the end results as you can tell from the final photograph.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:30 | 1814716 MsCreant
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You should have taken the red pill, not the blue one.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:57 | 1814862 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Beautifully succinct and devastating.


Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:34 | 1814729 breezer1
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can i be in your gang?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:49 | 1814817 NoClueSneaker
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Yo done a martyr fuck, and got burned . He, can't u persuade her to drop the Ackermann wanker and get us the Deutschmark again .... ???

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:16 | 1814653 cowdiddly
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I can take on bachman for prezident too.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:17 | 1814655 urbanelf
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Griechische und italienische Wurst.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:17 | 1814657 Deadpool
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it's a story...of a not lovely lady, who was payout some very ugly boys. All of them had dreams of gold, like their fathers, the youngest one in Cannes.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:03 | 1814886 Whoa Dammit
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These pics look very Brady Bunch to me too.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:56 | 1815077 Sabibaby
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agreed but they're all the same ugly hag.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:18 | 1814658 Mark123
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The size of the lie.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:18 | 1814660 bullishequity
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Sarkozy is tiny, then Papandreou auf bisen.... but the italian yeah bigger schnitzel...un dan german ROUS yeah....ama Geithner big yeah.... but Bernanke zis big!!!


Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:18 | 1814661 caerus
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"missed it by this much"

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:19 | 1814663 GtownSLV
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The huge asymetrical shaft being rammed into taxpayers assess will hurt "deece" much.

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