Bailout Bustday Caption Contest

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/26/2011 19:12 -0400

So just what is Angie talking about?

h/t Wes

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Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:13 | 1814640 Iam Rich

$5 footlongs??

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:18 | 1814662 rajat_bhatia

Is she married?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:29 | 1814703 Pladizow

Vonce vee turn off zee printers, this is how much gold zee average person vill need!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:52 | 1814824 camaro68ss

Shes saying, "My dick starts out like this and ends this big"

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:53 | 1814835 Comay Mierda

anyone want to take a guess at when is the last time she got laid?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:55 | 1814846 MsCreant

Laid or fucked, because I think she's getting fucked as we speak.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:57 | 1814861 rcintc

The more money we print, the bigger and bigger and BIGGER the problem gets.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:02 | 1814870 chumbawamba

In order (from left to right, top down):

1. Herman von Rompuy

2. Nicolas Sarkozy

3. Jose Zapatero

4. Silvio Berlusconi

5. George Papandreou

6. Ho fucking shit, no thanks, buddy. George already tested the limits of my "tensile strength".

Dedicated to MsCreant ;)

-Chumblez.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:13 | 1814925 Zodiac

Only #1 had to be George Bush; she is holding back laughter!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:32 | 1814997 LibertyIn2010

Lili Von Shtupp: Would you like another schnitzengruben?
Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 23:19 | 1815764 SWRichmond

You are making a German spectacle of yourself!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:52 | 1815629 greyghost

1]only a tiny cross border invasion will be needed
2]went just an inch or two further to consolidate positions
3]think of it as a $5 footlong special incursion
4]damn we refueled the panzers and the panzer leaders took that to mean move out!!!
5]sorry we had lost contact with the lead panzer for a short while before we could stop them...this far
6]well i didn't say anything about the luftwaffe not bombing your capital...now did i

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 00:42 | 1816032 ddtuttle

Rompuy is correctly identified

Sarkozy wishes ...

Yo, dudes. #3 is OBVIOUSLY DSK whose European nick-name (never dicussed in the US) is "Mr. 30 cm". (This is true)

#4 is probably La Bron James who makes secret vists in the night (She is one hot Bitch!). (not so true)

#5 is her favorite stallion. Hi Ho Silver away! (use your imagination)

#6 is her favorite stallion on viagra (hey whatever bucks your bronco)

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:12 | 1815138 ricocyb13

she is fucked already.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:24 | 1815177 Shvanztanz

gefickt

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:56 | 1814848 fuu

Near..............Far

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:31 | 1815217 Ag Star

I'd rather have the German economy and universal health care and free university and clean environment and auto industry. Ever hear of Porsche, Audi, Mercedes Benz, BMW or Volkswagon to name a few good exports. Their not bad at MRI's, CT scanners, rockets, and submarines either. Oh and I hear they're pretty good with beer too. For a country the size of Oregon that's not bad. I didn't care about the last time Carter, Reagan, Ford, Bush, or Clinton got laid or if they got laid. You guys are idiots--your dick has have a say about every women you see. Would you say that about your own grandmother? Bet she hasn't gotten laid lately either.

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 06:19 | 1816381 BigJim

...I'd rather have the German economy and universal health care and free university and clean environment and auto industry. Ever hear of Porsche, Audi, Mercedes Benz, BMW or Volkswagon to name a few good exports. Their not bad at MRI's, CT scanners, rockets, and submarines either. Oh and I hear they're pretty good with beer too. For a country the size of Oregon that's not bad.

And Angie brought all that about? What an amazing woman.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:36 | 1815010 GenX Investor

Oh let me tell you about the whopper we caught at this meeting....

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:33 | 1814730 SteveNYC

"Sarkozy.....Berlusconi......Trichet......Strauss Kahn.....some guy I met in Africa.....Holmes"

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:41 | 1814772 Mae Kadoodie

"Oh, Angie don't you weep... all your kisses still taste sweet...I hate that sadness in your eyes..."

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:19 | 1814952 TruthInSunshine

Very good, Steve.

But the first pic has got to be a reference to Geithner.

It's just got to be.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:47 | 1814788 derek_vineyard

If the pics were in opposite order (with food inflation) then it would be a $5 footlong, with the first photo representing the projected size of sandwhich in inflation adjusted dollars in 2012.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:43 | 1815287 He_Who Carried ...

She is teaching the German voter about the size of Greek lies...

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:17 | 1814642 kengland

"I'm spending to much time with the French"

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:21 | 1814678 rajat_bhatia

maybe she's just extending Ze Prais Stabeeleetee

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:40 | 1814766 Hugh G Rection

Mein first boyfreund vas asian, den i dated za Jew, finally I met Tyler Durden unt got za foot long schnitzel.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:14 | 1814643 bnbdnb

Serkozy.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:15 | 1814644 Sheens Liver

How big a Schlong are we Schtupped by?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:37 | 1814749 Rainman

...the really big weenie is the IMF

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/10/25/us-eurozone-imf-leveraging-idU...

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:15 | 1814645 Long-John-Silver

We can take care of the smallest to the worlds largest Banks. We have an unlimited printing press after all.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:15 | 1814647 MsCreant

As the crisis unfolds, the lies must get bigger and bigger.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:23 | 1814688 SWRichmond

...and more frequent.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:03 | 1815096 derek_vineyard

can't get any more frequent....when over saturation drives everyone nutso, the insane multi trillion plan will then be revealed

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:34 | 1814734 upWising

You are watching the BS-TV network. And now a word from our sponsors:

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Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:16 | 1814648 _missdv_

little fish, big fish, cardboard box

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:18 | 1814650 FunkyMonkeyBoy

She's showing you the length of my erection over time...

... it took a whole two years and a hell of a lot of will-power to get a full hard-on looking at that ugly b*tch, but by Sep 2011 i was finally able to hang a towel off of it. She was very pleased with the end results as you can tell from the final photograph.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:30 | 1814716 MsCreant

You should have taken the red pill, not the blue one.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:57 | 1814862 TheFourthStooge-ing

Beautifully succinct and devastating.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:34 | 1814729 breezer1

can i be in your gang?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:49 | 1814817 NoClueSneaker

Yo done a martyr fuck, and got burned . He, can't u persuade her to drop the Ackermann wanker and get us the Deutschmark again .... ???

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:16 | 1814653 cowdiddly

I can take on bachman for prezident too.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:17 | 1814655 urbanelf

Griechische und italienische Wurst.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:17 | 1814657 Deadpool

it's a story...of a not lovely lady, who was payout some very ugly boys. All of them had dreams of gold, like their fathers, the youngest one in Cannes.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:03 | 1814886 Whoa Dammit

These pics look very Brady Bunch to me too.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:56 | 1815077 Sabibaby

agreed but they're all the same ugly hag.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:18 | 1814658 Mark123

The size of the lie.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:18 | 1814660 bullishequity

Sarkozy is tiny, then Papandreou auf bisen.... but the italian yeah bigger schnitzel...un dan german ROUS yeah....ama Geithner big yeah.... but Bernanke zis big!!!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:18 | 1814661 caerus

"missed it by this much"

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:19 | 1814663 GtownSLV

The huge asymetrical shaft being rammed into taxpayers assess will hurt "deece" much.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:19 | 1814670 Let them eat iPads

So when Sarkozy had me open the box, there was something very tiny inside it. But then it started growing bigger, and bigger and bigger....

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:20 | 1814671 love

vot ve vill do iz... tell everyone it is this size... when it it really this size

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:20 | 1814672 prophet

Protect protectors.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:20 | 1814673 almost_have_a_name

If I place these tiny adds, in newspapers all across the world..

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:20 | 1814675 TeMpTeK

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny.....BaZOoKa!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:09 | 1815116 tickhound

The itsy bitsy SPDR went up before the rout,
Down came the bid and washed the SPDR out,
In came the pump and eased up all the pain,
So the itsy bitsy SPDR reflated once again.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:21 | 1814676 desgust

ZH,

you get more stupid by the day.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:25 | 1814695 Withdrawn Sanction

And yet you keep coming back....

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:35 | 1814737 cnsteph

Laughter is good for the soul every now and then.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:04 | 1815106 knukles

ha ha ha Schadenfreude bitchez

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:05 | 1814889 Smiley

Go be a bitch somewhere else!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 21:49 | 1815329 StychoKiller

Said by someone that can't spell 'disgust' correctly! :>D

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:21 | 1814679 bono

She turns me on, bitchez!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:23 | 1814680 dermus

How far Germany is going to take it up the ass.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:53 | 1814837 NoClueSneaker

... as long as something as SPD exists ... Wanna swap fer yer Dems ? Pretty much the same quality of traitors.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:22 | 1814682 Cheesy Bastard

Asian, caucasian, Italian, mulatto, black, and the one we're gonna stick to the taxpayers

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:22 | 1814685 arkhillbilly

Ich bin der Pinocchio

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:56 | 1814854 NoClueSneaker

Ui, Guten Abend, Herr Schröder ... wie lebt sich so bei der GAZPROM ?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:23 | 1814686 Zero Bid

debt valuation adjustment used by JPM over time

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:23 | 1814687 Gene8696

Size of her Stazi tattoo...

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:23 | 1814689 DormRoom

"How close we are to solving the EZ crisis."

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:24 | 1814691 chump666

"because that French midget has a midget size dick"

...and the 14" strap on she used on Sukockzy (last pic).

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:24 | 1814692 Withdrawn Sanction

Sept 2011: "It's all a put up job to keep the derivatives pyramid from imploding....just sayin'." --Angela

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:24 | 1814693 prophet

Size of the coming squeeze on anyone going against TPTB.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:25 | 1814697 zebra

and it gets bigger, bigger and bigger.... until it pops.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:27 | 1814701 Durchbruch

I don't know the others but I guess Oktober is Sarkozy, June is Berlusconi and September must be Obama.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:31 | 1814702 Zero Govt

Oct '09 ..."it's a microscopic problem, it's no problem"

April '10 ..."look it's a tiny problem and will be over soon"

July '10 ..."this is a small problem our upcoming meetings will shortly resolve"

March '11 ...."it's a slightly larger problem than we anticipated but I'm confident of a solution"

June '11 ..."The Greek problem is an issue for the French Govt and its banks"

Sept '11 ...."Listen it's not my bloody problem, who the fuck gave you that idea?!!"

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 20:16 | 1814810 wisefool

There is an art school major with $200k+ in debt that snapped a very recent picture in the oval office of turbo tim measuring how much the beans grew since turbo tax decided to put out an update to the 2002 software. Obama was not entertained.

When Tyler gives me image posting rights, I'll be alot more effective. Also, the boathouse in herford is actually green.

Found it: http://articles.businessinsider.com/2011-09-20/markets/30179093_1_tim-geithner-obama-stimulus-plan-peter-orszag

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:28 | 1814706 Bill D. Cat

Zess arzz zee size uff the lize ve are tellink you ....... in chronoligical order .

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:35 | 1814711 Quintus

Oktober 2009: Just the tip, I promise!

September 2011: Sorry Mr Sarkozy. I'm sure that can be stitched up nice and tidy.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:28 | 1814712 Bazinga

Just a little funding is needed...Really, just a little...OK, I underestimated, we need a little extra...Sorry to bother you but we need a tad more...Can we be honest folks? We need to blitzkrieg this bitch!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:29 | 1814714 knukles

Ezery Times I Meet Vitz Him Et Getz Bigger und Bigger, Ze Mineature Bore. I Told Hem Zat I Vas Zertin Zat Karla Vas Having Von Rumpy's Kinder. Oooooo. He Ez Mad. Leetle SheisseKaupf

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:30 | 1814715 the grateful un...

First you take some working persons tax money, which is small you see, and you chop it until it looks this big. Then you get your banker friends to leverage it with fillers and such, and make it THIS big. If the whole thing doesn't seem to fit inside the casing, call your friends in America for a reinforcements, and that's how you make Euro-Currency Sausage! One flavor suits all! Bon Apetit!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:31 | 1814723 oogs66

how big of a d*ck she was taking up the *ss

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:32 | 1814724 TradingJoe

Pumuckl, hat euer Geld, ihr Wichser!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:34 | 1814731 Unprepared

So the trip to France in October was just an extrapolation of this?

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:35 | 1814732 Glasshopper

When the EU & myself first met Burlesconi he told me & the rest of the EU that italy's problems were only this big (Oct 2009). As time moved forward it turned out what he told us was an exageration more like this (April 2010). The more we got to know him the more I realised what he was telling us about the Italian economy was more likely this much out (July 2010). When in March we took a closer look at Italian finances we were rather surprised with a whopping (March 2011) ... soon to become (June 2011) ... And now that he tells us that he is prepared to step down as President of Italy we think he's lying about this much (sept 2011) !!!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:34 | 1814733 Mike2756