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Bailout Bustday Caption Contest

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Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/26/2011 19:12 -0400



 

So just what is Angie talking about?

h/t Wes

 
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Wed, 10/26/2011 - 23:11 | 1815517 tom a taxpayer
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Reporter:  "At the EU meeting Sarkozy was a finger pointing piss-ant trying to eat your lunch.  So, Chancellor Merkel, how much did you pee to drown the piss-ant?"

 

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:30 | 1815527 Doomer
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Angela Merkel answers the question "How far up your tuches will you take a French banker's shlong?"

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:42 | 1815590 TK7936
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Hilarious!

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 22:48 | 1815622 digalert
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"Was wir wollen ist vierte Reich"

(What we want is fourth Reich)

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 23:37 | 1815761 optimator
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She's conducting the Lebenstandart Band in "Die Wacht am Rhine", specially for entertainment pre meeting.

"Stand firmly and stay on guard".

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 00:50 | 1816050 Uncle Remus
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Followed by a rousing rendition of "Horst-Wessel-Lied".

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 00:39 | 1816025 Joe Sixpack
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Telling the story of Peenocchios, um, well, you know.

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 00:46 | 1816042 Uncle Remus
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1. I am gross and perverted
2. Im obsessed n deranged
3. I have existed for years But very little had changed
4. I am the tool of the government
5. And industry too
6. For I am destined to rule And regulate you

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 00:47 | 1816045 ddtuttle
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Although this is such an obvious send up, it is truly welcome relief from the galactic agony Eurocratic politics.

And it is so much better than Business Insider's "The 10 biggests Schlongs on Wall Street".

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 01:28 | 1816116 Hephasteus
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The EU started out with this much unelected dickishness.

Then it moved on to this much unelected dickishness.

Then before we knew it we were staring at this much unelected dickishness.

Then they've been cockslapping Nigel with it ever since and he doesn't like it.

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 02:34 | 1816202 Hook Line and S...
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June is a gesture of 'not my fault', while September is more of a 'I told you so, now there's nothing that can be done'.

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 02:40 | 1816210 Shadowsil
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Greece is only gonna need this much!

Greece only needs this much!

Greece only needs just this much!

Greece only needs about this much more

Greece only needs just a tad more about this much..

Greece is pissing me off this much!

 

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Thu, 10/27/2011 - 10:05 | 1817017 MsCreant
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Welcome.

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 06:13 | 1816374 grekko
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It couldn't be anyone else.

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 06:15 | 1816377 tocointhephrase
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My uss keepz getting fuknd zand now zis dis big

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 12:00 | 1817456 KinorSensase
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"...and that's just the tip."

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