Presenting The Mother Of All European Bailout Flowcharts

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Mon, 09/26/2011 - 16:49 | 1712884 mesje
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Personally.. I like Uranus bit at the bottom ;>

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 16:53 | 1712903 johnQpublic
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unicorns for me, but no skittles?

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 17:05 | 1712948 mjb99na
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Dollars and Euros flow into Goldman, never to be seen again.... perfect analysis

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 17:12 | 1712966 strannick
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It's....beautiful. William Banzai himself must be nodding approvingly


Mon, 09/26/2011 - 18:25 | 1713121 floyd084
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Exactly, Goldman is like a blackhole for fiat.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 22:02 | 1713630 Fukushima Sam
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Oh shit!  (rummaging around, looking for the lube)

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 22:23 | 1713668 Manthong
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Just need a little more room at the bottom of the chart to show all the €’s and $’s falling out the bottom of  Uranus.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 23:59 | 1713790 Fish Gone Bad
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I am just awestruck.  Nice job.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 17:06 | 1712951 tekhneek
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he forgot double and triple rainbows...

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 22:17 | 1713041 TruthInSunshine
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Yes, while very good, this chart somehow failed to capture the role of unicorns, skittles and pixie dust, with those three ingredients and catalysts being indispensable to the New World Economic (Dis)Order.

And, oh, Ben 'Inflation Is Too Low For Your Economic Health' Bernank, Abby Joseph '24/7/365 Conviction Buy' Cohen, tulip bulbs, Barton 'I Sharted My Depends' Biggs, Leprechaun farts, SEC Midget Porn, and the soon to be released edible iPhone5 would be nice to see as synergistic forces in this chart, too.

Tue, 09/27/2011 - 02:06 | 1713898 Bruce Flea
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He forgot the Bernie Madoff connection too...

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 17:27 | 1712998 TheLooza
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I'm pretty sure that the Seattle Seven play some role in all of this.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 17:25 | 1712986 vast-dom
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certainly do-able (like a toothless crack-hoe who don't know which way is up or down after bouncing along the street on her busted grill).


//¿sarc off¿/

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 17:40 | 1713028 GenX Investor
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This is FUCKING FANTASTIC, and so is getting baked on HOPIUM.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 18:23 | 1713053 Shvanztanz
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so, if that's us .... and we're watching us...watching ourselves, then when will then be now?

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 23:30 | 1713754 thatthingcanfly
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Tue, 09/27/2011 - 04:19 | 1714011 Jalaluddin
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Missing box: Thin Air

Missing arrows: from Thin Air to Fed; from Public to Thin Air.

Arrow labels: $ in both cases.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 16:50 | 1712888 lookma
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LOL silliness - you forgot the most important part, the thing the WHOLE f'ing EURO currency is built on - GOLD.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 18:55 | 1713182 UP Forester
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You mean GLD....

Wed, 09/28/2011 - 11:23 | 1718488 Digital_Bucaneer
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I sense you have no knowledge whatsoever on the actual "backing" of the "euro".
If by any chance you happened to understand spanish, here in this PDF:
You'll be able to see how politicians changed the compulsory 25% minimum gold backing, for an optional 25% backing, with the phrase "it doesn't have to", thus clearing the way to an inevitable burst of debts backing more debts and practically leaving gold forgotten.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 16:51 | 1712892 SheepDog-One
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Steve Liesman centerpiece of Euro 'Suicide Pact Bailout' success....LMAO

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 18:34 | 1713139 I think I need ...
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the chart is priceless......lmao

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 16:51 | 1712893 Deadpool
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need to stick the tilted Enron "E" in the middle.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 16:52 | 1712896 Sequitur
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Lawlz Liesman on top with the "misinformation" arrow.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 16:53 | 1712901 Caviar Emptor
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Long Greek yogurt...Short bratwurst...pair trade

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 16:54 | 1712909 HpDeskjet
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Funny :)

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 16:55 | 1712910 Lord Welligton
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It's all perfectly clear now.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 16:55 | 1712912 Id fight Gandhi
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Fuckin A' chart porn

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 16:57 | 1712923 metastar
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I need a GPS to navigate this mess.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 16:59 | 1712926 Gold Man-Sacks
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I'd say a few things are missing.  Namely, JP Morgan ass raping silver.  And, Al Gore ass raping the public with carbon taxes (with help from Max Keiser).  There.  Done.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 16:59 | 1712927 Gold Man-Sacks
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I'd say a few things are missing.  Namely, JP Morgan ass raping silver.  And, Al Gore ass raping the public with carbon taxes (with help from Max Keiser).  There.  Done.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 19:14 | 1713226 CompassionateFascist
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Yeah Keiser is a twitchy 'lil Heeb....but the show is worth watching for Stacy. Last installment the camera suddenly switched from him to her while Max was still ranting...& she's like, "what is this idiot babbling about!?!?"

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 16:59 | 1712928 Cheesy Bastard
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Funny, but lets simplify:

Your money--------------------->Toilet

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 17:00 | 1712933 Floordawg
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"micturates" HA! that's some fancy pissin'!

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 20:05 | 1713372 slewie the pi-rat
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slewie pissed on that last BBC propaganda, big-time!

this is better

continue drinking, tyler!

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 17:02 | 1712941 IMA5U
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this chart made my day


i was at a stupid hispter bar in chinatown the other day that charges $18 for drinx.  a european advertising type asked if i still worked for the devil and told me america is destroying the world and education and healtchare should be free.  i told him it worked really well in europe.  look at greece and spain.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 18:10 | 1713096 Piranhanoia
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Be glad you weren't in, and I apologize for just saying the name like this without and emergency collapse or another good reason; Belgium.  They are serving "Eurini's". Gin, Vermouth, and yes, you guessed it.  Olives.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 17:02 | 1712942 Shinjuku
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lawl - Honestly I missed M. Yass under Enron

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 17:02 | 1712943 Vincent Vega
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First thing I noticed was the direct link from Ur-anus to Goldman. Got KY?

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 17:06 | 1712944 mjb99na
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Mon, 09/26/2011 - 17:03 | 1712945 Byte Me
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Can't see Greece in there anymore, it's mutated (metastasized) far enough from the original problem for them to now sneak off stage left and leave everyone else holding the crap. Double leveraged, of course.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 17:07 | 1712954 Peter K
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The reason that you don't see the Germans in the chart is because cash doesn't really enter the picture anywhere. The essential part of this chart are the "words". If you can get the wording right, and the arrows to point in the proper direction, you can solve the entire Euroland solvency/liquidity/confidence/communication problem:)

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 17:04 | 1712946 Peter K
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I take it this chart is still work in progress?

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 17:08 | 1712955 digalert
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Substantial periphery elements omitted for clarity.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 17:15 | 1712967 RemiG2010
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One element is missing in the diagram, that is the big' deal with M. Yass from Lebanon's "Central" Bank.

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 17:18 | 1712981 buzzsaw99
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+1 for the avatar

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 17:15 | 1712972 Byte Me
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In answer to Tyler's question ": is "ass rape" a credit or a debit?"

It has to be a credit since it's a Liquidity Injection.


Mon, 09/26/2011 - 17:16 | 1712973 BrocilyBeef
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mental image... ohh usd!

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 17:20 | 1712987 Byte Me
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I guess the jizzum is green in this case too..

Mon, 09/26/2011 - 18:12 | 1713099 cowdiddly
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Right, assrape is a Credit, as in thoroughly Overapplied Direct Labor causing the "bottom line" to shrink up substaintially.

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