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Presenting The Mother Of All European Bailout Flowcharts
Earlier we presented the flowchart of the first part of the Eurozone endgame. While satisfactory, many immediately clamored: "what is part two?" Prompted by this surge in intellectual curiosity, John Lohman has risen to meet the challenge of what the Eurozone's Biggest, Baddest, Sexiest Motherf#%$^* Flow Chart looks like. It needs no commentary, and since it also really ties the ponzi room together, we hope nobody micturates upon it until the plane crashes into the mountain. That said, we do have an accounting question: is "ass rape" a credit or a debit?
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Personally.. I like Uranus bit at the bottom ;>
unicorns for me, but no skittles?
Dollars and Euros flow into Goldman, never to be seen again.... perfect analysis
It's....beautiful. William Banzai himself must be nodding approvingly
Exactly, Goldman is like a blackhole for fiat.
Oh shit! (rummaging around, looking for the lube)
Just need a little more room at the bottom of the chart to show all the €’s and $’s falling out the bottom of Uranus.
I am just awestruck. Nice job.
he forgot double and triple rainbows...
Yes, while very good, this chart somehow failed to capture the role of unicorns, skittles and pixie dust, with those three ingredients and catalysts being indispensable to the New World Economic (Dis)Order.
And, oh, Ben 'Inflation Is Too Low For Your Economic Health' Bernank, Abby Joseph '24/7/365 Conviction Buy' Cohen, tulip bulbs, Barton 'I Sharted My Depends' Biggs, Leprechaun farts, SEC Midget Porn, and the soon to be released edible iPhone5 would be nice to see as synergistic forces in this chart, too.
He forgot the Bernie Madoff connection too...
I'm pretty sure that the Seattle Seven play some role in all of this.
certainly do-able (like a toothless crack-hoe who don't know which way is up or down after bouncing along the street on her busted grill).
//¿sarc off¿/
This is FUCKING FANTASTIC, and so is getting baked on HOPIUM.
so, if that's us .... and we're watching us...watching ourselves, then when will then be now?
Soon.
Missing box: Thin Air
Missing arrows: from Thin Air to Fed; from Public to Thin Air.
Arrow labels: $ in both cases.
LOL silliness - you forgot the most important part, the thing the WHOLE f'ing EURO currency is built on - GOLD.
You mean GLD....
I sense you have no knowledge whatsoever on the actual "backing" of the "euro".
If by any chance you happened to understand spanish, here in this PDF:
http://es.scribd.com/doc/38097731/-VERDAD-sobre-el-SISTEMA-MONETARIO
You'll be able to see how politicians changed the compulsory 25% minimum gold backing, for an optional 25% backing, with the phrase "it doesn't have to", thus clearing the way to an inevitable burst of debts backing more debts and practically leaving gold forgotten.
Steve Liesman centerpiece of Euro 'Suicide Pact Bailout' success....LMAO
the chart is priceless......lmao
need to stick the tilted Enron "E" in the middle.
Lawlz Liesman on top with the "misinformation" arrow.
Long Greek yogurt...Short bratwurst...pair trade
Funny :)
It's all perfectly clear now.
Fuckin A' chart porn
I need a GPS to navigate this mess.
I'd say a few things are missing. Namely, JP Morgan ass raping silver. And, Al Gore ass raping the public with carbon taxes (with help from Max Keiser). There. Done.
I'd say a few things are missing. Namely, JP Morgan ass raping silver. And, Al Gore ass raping the public with carbon taxes (with help from Max Keiser). There. Done.
Yeah Keiser is a twitchy 'lil Heeb....but the show is worth watching for Stacy. Last installment the camera suddenly switched from him to her while Max was still ranting...& she's like, "what is this idiot babbling about!?!?"
Funny, but lets simplify:
Your money--------------------->Toilet
"micturates" HA! that's some fancy pissin'!
slewie pissed on that last BBC propaganda, big-time!
this is better
continue drinking, tyler!
this chart made my day
i was at a stupid hispter bar in chinatown the other day that charges $18 for drinx. a european advertising type asked if i still worked for the devil and told me america is destroying the world and education and healtchare should be free. i told him it worked really well in europe. look at greece and spain.
Be glad you weren't in, and I apologize for just saying the name like this without and emergency collapse or another good reason; Belgium. They are serving "Eurini's". Gin, Vermouth, and yes, you guessed it. Olives.
lawl - Honestly I missed M. Yass under Enron
First thing I noticed was the direct link from Ur-anus to Goldman. Got KY?
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Can't see Greece in there anymore, it's mutated (metastasized) far enough from the original problem for them to now sneak off stage left and leave everyone else holding the crap. Double leveraged, of course.
The reason that you don't see the Germans in the chart is because cash doesn't really enter the picture anywhere. The essential part of this chart are the "words". If you can get the wording right, and the arrows to point in the proper direction, you can solve the entire Euroland solvency/liquidity/confidence/communication problem:)
I take it this chart is still work in progress?
Oversimplified
Substantial periphery elements omitted for clarity.
One element is missing in the diagram, that is the big f...in' deal with M. Yass from Lebanon's "Central" Bank.
+1 for the avatar
In answer to Tyler's question ": is "ass rape" a credit or a debit?"
It has to be a credit since it's a Liquidity Injection.
(sic)
mental image... ohh usd!
I guess the jizzum is green in this case too..
Right, assrape is a Credit, as in thoroughly Overapplied Direct Labor causing the "bottom line" to shrink up substaintially.
whenever Uranus is ass-raped, it is always regarded as a credit... by the crediTOR
... I mean, they cover it in soap and they act like they are doing you a FAVOR!
you know, in retrospect, I realize, the idea of ass raping just kind of turns people off. even if it is Uranus
It depends on whether or not you're the one making the deposit.
Remember: Charybdis is a whirlpool, ready to suck down brave navigators of the choppy Mediterranean sea
But as long as we sail close to the cliffs we'll all be ok right?
It's a credit to the Raper and a debit to the Rapee.
Classic!
Need LIESman clones and racist TEA party, though.
You forgot to mention the Full Tilt Poker Ponzie, which has hysterically made the WSJ 3-days running. Why? Because it's easy to blame poker crooks for their shinanagans because, afterall, it IS gambling! Talk about a "fall guy" opportunity.
I do agree that playing poker is not gambling.
Which leg gets me a ticket on that inter-continental railroad? Would love to take the train from Seattle to Sydney!
Not yet, it will be in the next JOBS! bill that as with the current one hasn't been submitted to the House yet. ;-)
- Ned
Strong men also cry...Strong men also cry.
I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea.
Hey...this is a private residence ...man.
double post. replaced with:
Leads??....yeah sure, I'll just check with the boys at the crime lab. They got 4 more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts!
I still think "Poopy-doo" is better for Papandreau than G Pap. Plus the EU "bailout theme song" to go along with it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_C2HJvtRDY&feature=player_detailpage
Makes sense. Why isn't the chief architect's name and title at the top of the plan.
The Timmah plan, to be known as The Pact of Steel II, soon to be available as a bonus with the new improved Turbo Timmy Tax Avoidence for Elites.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financialcrisis/8790785/German-turmoil-over-EU-bail-outs-as-top-judge-calls-for-referendum.html
Things not looking good in Germany.
A judge just realized that the mob was getting angry enough to visit someone's house.
dOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOm
Fuck the DOOMED!
Circle jerks don't make babies; just a gooey mess.
http://euobserver.com/19/113739#.ToDqc8q2Pt4.facebook
Silver: http://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2011/09/26/Treasure-hunters-seek-WWII-era-silver/UPI-37151317071380/
Silver: http://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2011/09/26/Treasure-hunters-seek-WWII-era-silver/UPI-37151317071380/
OOOoohhh very scary! All you Assholes should H/T RobotTrader, XLF bottomed, bitchez...
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so funny I forgot to laugh
oh god laughing too hard at work. love it
was the spanish cabinet dissolved? CNN
Yes.
They said they would do so on 29th July.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/07/29/spain-elections-idUSLDE76S0TC20110729
Ring Ring Ring, Hellooo U S House of Missrepresentation where may I direct your call.
Yes I am a tax pay citizen down here in S Carolina ravaged by hurricane Irean and need some help and would like to know when it was coming.
Please hold.............
Hi can i help you?
Yes I am a tax pay citizen down here in S Carolina ravaged by hurricane Irean and need some help and would like to know when it was coming.
Please hold...........................
hellooo
Yes I am a tax pay citizen down here in S Carolina ravaged by hurricane Irean and need some help and would like to know when it was coming.
Well citizen we would love to help but before that can happen we have to cut some other service you receive right now so we can lower the debt.
Could you hold for a moment while i send this weeks Afganistan 2 billion dollar check out. Those boys get testy if its late.
WTF WTF WTF
It's cheaper to ship hay to China than Kansas?
What a world! We need higher fuel taxes! Somewhere, a Lib is homeless.
Forget about Greece, cause Day when they actually DEFAULT, Market
will run up 400 points.. That's how old and sick this story been..
Any resolution will play positive role. Other EU members have years to
f*ck around, before any serious issue occur.
Let's watch and see.. Don't wait for Market collapse, just do your
regular duty and buy Gold/Silver, this should payout eventually..
At this point why doesn't Obama just have Buffet lever up and buy every share on the S&P?
This flow chart must have leaked earlier today. The US markets kept rising, and the MSM sites all attributed it to "new hopes for a resolution to Europe's debt problems". Yet I could find nothing from Europe but this:
"European financial officials uniformally strongly agree that bold action must be taken to immediately discuss the possibility of perhaps taking decisive, concrete steps to envision a cooperative fiscal climate among member States who share common interest in clear, transparent terms to address alternative future initiatives sometime perhaps as early as November." said Finance Minister Madame Pontificates-Always.
Now I understand the market surge - that chart leaked out.
If general electric's biggest competitor just got taken down because of a massive scandal which had nothing to do with the basic operations of said competitor would GE's stock rally? Clearly it would be advantaged. The EU en toto is easily the USA's biggest competitor. They can "choose" not to get their act together. Or they can choose to create the conditions whereby they are still whole as we did in 2008. Either way USA Inc is aided by a certain amount of chaos since market demand in the USA is overwhelmingly internal in nature. Not that exports don't help of course--but outside of East Asia who's truly buying right now? I say very few.
WTF? Anybody saw that PIN on Silver Daily from $26 to $30.50.. Ouch!
Mf*ckers sold at $26 probably biting dirt now..
I'm long K-Y; short black ink
I don't know, but kinda looks like the emissions sticker on a 88 Mazda B2200 from Kalifornia I used to own....
And who is gonna pay??? Germany? France? On leverage as they both eventually get credit downgrades. It's Old, old, old Europe again. Pathetic
KICK GREECE OUT! Forget'em, they are nothing to nobody. Germany goes up 40% on the EFSF...They will leave the EU.
You guys made my day with this one. A breath of fresh air no doubt. It is unbelievable how much bs comes out of Leisman and co.
Nice job Tylers as usual but for emotional impact in the last stages of propaganda bubble Mother should be replaced by Mommy.
so when banks in europe fail or they do a europe quantitative easing to refinance the banks will gold and silver shoot through the roof? The world seems to be trying to print their way out of everything!!!! I think if they bail out the european banks we will solidify a few more years of slow and steady bull market in gold and silver. A more controlled explosion of the euro if you will... Am I wrong on this? Now for the USA.... I don't know where to begin.
This is a giant stealth money printing con and will be watching European sovereign bond markets and the FX market to see if the markets swallow it.
SPV avoids the prohibition preventing another country from buying another country's sovereign debt. "We are definitely not buying Greek debt, we are buying SPV debt!"
Structure complicated enough so there is plausible deniability for ECB to deny the fact that they are printing to absorb the entire cost of the bailout.
No true market exposure to price bonds as worthless shit as all bonds will be held in ECB marked to par value as collateral for the money ECB creates and nets back to the non PIIGS.
I'm pretty sure the best part of any collapse will be listening to the dying gasps of Goldman as it flounders and sinks beneath the economic waves.
Export Euros to Uranus & get the Yanks to make war on Mars
I love it when a plan comes apart................
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jFJDSMopg8
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad3-gsCKtps
Micturates.....Nice Tyler...nice lol
I haven't posted in a long time as I have been too busy preparing myself in everyway way, form, and fashion but of course I find to time to get back on and do a quick browse session. This chart has me cracking up. In the 'misinformation' channel all I could imagine was a dismal handjob.
That all looks about right to me...although I have to think Uranus is closer to and related to the public somehow.
"it really ties the ponzi room together". Classic. The Dude would abide.
My studetns will love this shit.