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Presenting The Org Chart Of The Soon To Be Quite Famous Banque De France

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The bank that Napoleon created, and which will very shortly be in every major newspaper's headlines,  certainly believes in the ideology of Keeping It Simple Stupid. Presenting the Banque De Paris Org Chart. (link)

h/t Earl Of Chiswick

 

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Sun, 09/25/2011 - 11:00 | 1707426 Zeroexperience2010
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There is only ONE NAME ALL IN UPPER CASE: STRAUSS KAHN  (Marc Olivier) why is he in upper case ? How is he related to the famous DSK?

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 11:20 | 1707468 spiral_eyes
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DSK's brother of love, bitchez.

"Marc-Olivier (I’ll call him MOSK, it’s quicker) is the (not ‘a’) senior adviser to the Federal Reserve board. He has regular access to Tim Geithner, and is virtually an employee.  Marc-Olivier was parachuted into this post in the autumn of 2008 by power-brokers at Banque de France; and the post comes with another equally important role: MOSK is a voting Director of the Inter-American Development Bank (IADB). This Wasington- based bank is responsible mainly for lending to Latin America and the Caribbean. This too is a key point. What’s more, MOSK’s wife works for the US-controlled World Bank in a senior capacity. (The US also has by far the biggest shareholding in the IADB).

MOSK’s job is to look after the mutual interests of the USA and France in the emerging Latin American economic sphere. He is therefore very close to the US’s IADB Director, Gustavo Arnavat. Although his name might suggest Latin American nationality, Arnavat was born in the US. He is also extremely powerful and well connected."

http://hat4uk.wordpress.com/2011/06/02/world-exclusive-dominic-strauss-kahn-his-brother-and-a-trail-leading-all-the-way-to-the-white-house/ 

 

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 11:39 | 1707512 AnAnonymous
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The best is that after that US citizens will still think that Strauss Kahn was set up for his rape case... These guys all work to further the US world order, entire dynasties of them...

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 12:31 | 1707673 knukles
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They didn't miss any employees, did they?

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 09:45 | 1707244 Ancona
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That list should make it easier for the department of unemployment to disburse those benefit checks. Just forward it to them Tyler, that would be good for a laugh.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 10:53 | 1707403 WestVillageIdiot
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"Selridge, you would need three promotions to get to be an asshole."  That is the only line I could think of when I see this org chart. 

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 09:46 | 1707246 BorisTheBlade
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Why Strauss-Kahn is the only last name on the chart written in CAPITAL LETTERS????

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 09:51 | 1707258 ParaZite
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Names written in all Capital Letters denote not a person, but a corporation. 

Remember that the next time someone serves court papers on you, and your name is in all caps. That's NOT your name, they are suing you under corporate law, not common law. 

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 10:43 | 1707265 Oh regional Indian
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Excellent Parazite. Not easy to swallow for most people.

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It's a deep deep Rabbit hole. 

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Sun, 09/25/2011 - 12:37 | 1707682 knukles
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Hah!  So tell me ther ain't no conspiracies to theorize about.
Another one becomes reality.

Careful, Alice.  That Rabbit Hole gets Mighty Deep©

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 17:36 | 1708571 Smells_like_sALT
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Why, oh why, didn't I take the blue pill?

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 10:01 | 1707276 BorisTheBlade
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That would be terrific news, there are infinitely more chances to get bailed out as a corporation than as an individual.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 10:40 | 1707378 SuperRay
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Sued as a corporation? No problem.  Just hired some babyboomer (hardcore type) lawyer with no ethics, no values, no morality, and you're off the hook.  Sued as a person, debtors prison dead ahead!

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 10:50 | 1707394 MaximumPig
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That would be cool if it weren't utterly ridiculous.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 18:26 | 1708678 sherryw
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Maximum Pig, I would have thought so too until I read this book; HOW I CLOBBERED EVERY BUREAUCRATIC AGENCY KNOWN TO MAN. by Mary Elizabeth: Croft.

Read this book; it will empower you. (it's only 90 pages)

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 11:33 | 1707501 Long-John-Silver
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This site provides good information and links along with a book that can be purchased that details how corporate law is being used (illegally) and how to force them to use common law.

The book is well worth it's $12 cost. I've used it to beat several speed trap tickets.

 

http://www.coppermoonshinestills.com/id53.html

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 18:23 | 1708671 sherryw
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Interesting. I've justbeen sent a book about this very thing. Fascinating. Google; HOW I CLOBBERED EVERY CASH-CONFISCATORY ORGANISATION KNOWN TO MAN,  by Mary Elizabeth: Croft

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 11:01 | 1707428 Zeroexperience2010
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sorry, did not see your post...

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 09:46 | 1707247 lolmao500
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Do you have their adress too? So when the bank is nationalized and hundreds of billion are lost to the taxpayers, people can go to their houses and crucify them?

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 10:13 | 1707312 I did it by Occident
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When they are nationalized they won't even have to change the org chart.  It looks like a standard government agency org chart!  

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 09:50 | 1707254 GeneMarchbanks
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I want to print that chart out and set it ablaze in front of Sarko's dumb face.

That's a lot of job cuts comin soon.

Eurocracy is a joke.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 09:50 | 1707257 equity_momo
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Can't be right - don't see any Red Shields on that chart. Or do they occupy an invisible box above the chart?

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 09:50 | 1707259 tom a taxpayer
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All hope for Banque de France now rides on Herve de Villeroche, Censor (see main chart -General Council).

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 11:10 | 1707449 sheeple2012
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"boss, de plane!"

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 09:53 | 1707264 oogs66
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it is simple, if you think like a frenchman

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 10:21 | 1707328 ISEEIT
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You Sir have caused me to snort!

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 10:02 | 1707279 Cheesy Bastard
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Oh for the days when you could just hand them a check for 15 million and get 828,000 square miles of territory. 

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 10:10 | 1707299 kito
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I pity the poor guy whose job falls under "financial stability"

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 11:06 | 1707439 RSloane
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LOL!

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 10:10 | 1707301 agent default
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So are they about to blow?

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 11:36 | 1707504 Sambo
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Please wait for an announcement tomorrow morning.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 10:12 | 1707303 TorchFire
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I especially appreciate the attention given to the ethics department led by Joel Petit.  "Joel" definition: Lord is willing "Petit" definition: Lesser. So now we have it revealed in the banks own structure: The Lord (Rothschild, et al) is willing to have lesser ethics.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 10:11 | 1707307 Whatta
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their problem is glaringly simple. too many hyphenated-names.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 12:07 | 1707599 Cpl Hicks
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It's an traditional way of sharing the wealth.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 10:12 | 1707311 Don Diego
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Don't worry guys, plenty of Tribe members in the org chart above, just look at the last names. I am sure they could get a swap or loan easily from their cousins at the Fed.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 11:16 | 1707466 SMG
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While the last names are Jewish sounding, like the name Rothschild.  The banking cartel is most closely tied to the Illuminati, a religion with it's own rites and practices. The Illuminati are the ones who have set this system up to collapse on us.   It's really important that the right people at this point in history get the blame.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 11:39 | 1707517 Sambo
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"...right people at this point in history get the blame."

Impossible given the way it is organised. The Illuminati is in a dark place, hidden from public view.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 11:51 | 1707537 SMG
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We gotta try.  The only other alternative is to sit and wait for our demise.  I would hope some of the people in the Illuminati would see the evil at the top of the organization and fight to stop it with us.   How they abuse and injure their own lower ranking members, I'd like to see that stop as much as they would.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 10:17 | 1707318 Motorhead
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Santé!

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 10:40 | 1707327 Volaille de Bresse
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"Special adviser : Marc-Oliver STRAUSS-KAHN"

 

Merde! I don't know what to think about this... Has he been hired for the day when they'll need to check French women's vagina, looking for hidden gold coins?

 

Yuck!

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 12:51 | 1707704 knukles
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How did you know?

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 10:27 | 1707344 ISEEIT
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This is honestly one of the funniest things I have ever seen. This chart 'charts' much more than the creators of such chart ever intended.

Monty python time.

No fucking wonder it's gunna blow up. What a bunch of evil idiots.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 10:41 | 1707379 mirac
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They fart in our general direction...

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 10:29 | 1707350 eazyas
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so can we short it ?

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 10:35 | 1707368 ISEEIT
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Sure. You can short it. You can also swallow dynamite, create and then detonate your very own nuclear device....Blah,blah,blah.

Do whatcha want.

This kinda shit goes down hard and only with lots collateral damage. You might be better off buying scratch tickets if your hope is to get some score quik.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 10:32 | 1707360 snowball777
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Madames et Monsieurs, voyez le systeme 'D'.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 10:40 | 1707377 THE DORK OF CORK
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I guess France can't sell New Orleans this time - me thinks the Banque will bid up the price of Gold - its TRADITION in France

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 10:49 | 1707390 ISEEIT
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In a very real sense, this is like the collapse of the Soviet system part two.

Collectivism does not fucking work. Why? Because ALWAYS collectivism requires administration and the fucking administrators are in it for greed. It ALWAYS becomes a serf/lordship situation. The only functioning full tilt example of 'progressive' rule is North Korea.

They laugh at Libertarians? Fuck 'em. We laugh last.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 10:59 | 1707418 Marco
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How does libertarianism not turn into the exact same serf/lordship situation? There is no more land to homestead, when land ownership is concentrated and human labour almost worthless thanks to automation and natural resource limits most people will still be serfs in anarcho capitalism.

 

There is no substantial difference between a land owner and a state ... in fact when you simply look at government as the land owner for the entire country with "property rights" being purely an implicit contract with the state we have entered into to live here the present situation is anarcho capitalism with some really wacky contracts (but a property owner is free to make contracts as wacky as they want for it's use right?).

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 11:44 | 1707535 AnAnonymous
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Nice front side. It takes that to be that direct with US citizens and their fantaisies.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 10:53 | 1707400 Shylockracy
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Banque de France = foyer de pestilence.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 11:00 | 1707425 machineh
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What is that -- a frenchy term for 'roach motel'? 

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 11:30 | 1707487 Shylockracy
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That's the spirit.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 11:00 | 1707422 falak pema
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Ever since Louis XIV became "absolutist" monarch in France, it has become the model of centralised government play iconised by "Colbertism". This central government scheme of things was promoted over fifty years, traversing in the process one civil war (against the baronial Fronde), and two foreign wars (against Hapsburg Spain and Stuart England, for both political and religious reasons), thanks to the "turn coat" activites of two ex-Cardinals, men of the robe who having read Machiavelli, harbinger of paradigm change in Renaissance Europe, changed horses in mid-stream, recognising that "reason of state" was the new God of modern nation state; not their ex-Papal creationist incarnation that they had so conveniently "politically" abandoned if not spiritually, becoming in the process the richest Oligarchs of France in the service of their absolutist monarchs. Richelieu and MAzarin created the old absolutist state that Napoleon dusted up after the revolution into his form of "absolutism" based on a state promoted meritocracy. Unlike the US where the FED is totally controlled by the private Oligarchs SINCE INCEPTION, unlike the BOE where the private Oligarchs run the central bank in the name of king and country, a bit like Drake and Raleigh ran the English NAvy at its inception and so did Nelson, in France is 100% state control. All Oligarchs in France bow to state.  Like in Putin's Russia, but in a more democratic and free market framework. When push comes to shove, like in today's crisis, its very easy for Statist control to take over "private banking institutions" who have screwed up, as they are ALL run by people of the SAME MOLD : the french statist meritocracy, like the US is on a more informal (crony?) basis by its private sector oligarchical IVy League. In France, the transition is seamless. Its always a curiosity to foreigners, this sleight of hand, where government and private sector do not fight for power but transfer it without any mishaps or breakage. Such is the porosity of private/public power divide in France. Thanks to Richelieu and COlbert... it goes back a long way. Montesquieu never got his way in Revolutionary France, like he and de Tocqueville did in the US of A. Maybe, the US government power structure is now going more OVERTLY statist like for the French. You hear of the "Singapore model" being promoted in Washington circles. It's nothing else than despotic Oligarchy play dressed up as philosopher king enlightened monarchy à la LEE kwan Yew! 

Great balls of fire! We in the west are moving backwards...But its undoubtedly the result of overt Oligarchical private sector take-over of nation's economy with a corrupt FIRE economic model since deregulatory Reaganomic days. The fiat debt economy syndrome...

So whose to blame in this ongoing dichotomy; the chicken or the egg...? For me its Charybdis and Scylla, statism and private feudalism. Man never seems to learn simple lessons like Montesquieu and others tried to teach.

Balance, balance, balance and free, fair, expeditive justice.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 11:01 | 1707423 dwdollar
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If you're a French farmer I'd keep this list for potential farmhands after the collapse.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 11:03 | 1707432 machineh
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Most of them are gonna end up on the sharp end of the pitchfork.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 11:13 | 1707457 RSloane
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Not really. They will retire to exhorbitant villas in Monte Carlo with enough rooms to please both their wives and mistresses.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 11:14 | 1707459 WestVillageIdiot
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Do you really believe that?  Do you think that most of these monsters will ever have to pay any price for their greed or treachery?  I just don't see it.  The rats will find a hole to hide in when the shit starts to hit the fan.  They will protect each other and create false enemies. 

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 11:46 | 1707542 AnAnonymous
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The US world order is a sea of injustice.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 11:53 | 1707567 FeralSerf
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They're more suited for pig slop (not pig sloppers) than farm hands.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 11:08 | 1707444 PulauHantu29
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Romania threatens to jail witches who don’t predict accurately

 

http://blog.mises.org/15550/romania-threatens-to-jail-witches-who-dont-p...

 

Life is getting tougher for everyone, eh.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 12:02 | 1707589 ItsDanger
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I think more of the 'media' should focus on the family tree of corruption around the world.  Its just as easy as following the money trail.  Yet most ignore it.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 12:07 | 1707600 Davilis
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To you it may be corrupt.  If you're in the family, it's just how the world works.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 12:07 | 1707598 Steroid
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Bastille!

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:11 | 1707750 Withdrawn Sanction
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John Law (and Richard Cantillon) would be proud.

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 13:27 | 1707809 phi-in-the-sky
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These clowns all come from l'ENA. How dare you question anything they do? You must lack culture (ultimate french insult)

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 14:04 | 1707973 sasebo
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Too many Chiefs & not enough Indians.

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