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Barack Obama For Sale: 50% Off

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The following email intercept from a senior Managing Director of Obama bastion Evercore (Roger Altman: nuf said), explains all there is to know about  the Obama presidency, but it does not explain why Groupon still does not have a "meet your president, half off price" coupon yet. Anyway, we'll got and report ourselves to @AttackWatch immediately as this is obviously a non-subversive counter-disinformation campaign.

Hi there - fundraising this quarter has been a struggle (as you can imagine give all the negative stuff around the President) - they are offering a one off opportunity to attend this small dinner on Monday for $25k instead of the full max out of $38.5k, or a couple at $38.5k instead of $77k.  Just wanted to offer that in case you're interested!
 
Charles A. Myers
Senior Managing Director
Evercore Partners
Direct: XXX-XXX-XXXX
Mobile: XXX-XXX-XXXX
xxxx@xxxx.com
 
 
Dear XXXXXX,
 
I'm co-hosting a small dinner with President Barack Obama at the Park Avenue home of Jane Hartley and Evercore CEO Ralph Schlosstein on Monday September 19th at 5:30pm.  Evercore Chairman and former Assistant Treasury Secretary Roger Altman is also a co-host. Many other senior Wall Street individuals will be attending.
 
This will be an intimate dinner with the opportunity to spend quality time with the President in a private home.  Given the current Republican field, it is more imperative than ever that we re-elect President Obama and I hope you can join us on September 19th.
 
You can RSVP to me directly or here:  http://my.barackobama.com/nycsmalldinnersep19?custom1=4394989
 
 $35,800 per person / $71,600 per couple

Charles A. Myers
Senior Managing Director
Evercore Partners
Direct: XXX-XXX-XXXX
Mobile: XXX-XXX-XXXX
xxxx@xxxx.com

 


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Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:07 | Link to Comment dcb
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rel or fake

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:09 | Link to Comment Tyler Durden
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100% real

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:11 | Link to Comment Haywood Jablowme
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WTF?  And no after-dinner mints? 

 

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:14 | Link to Comment redpill
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Happy ending from Michelle?

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:18 | Link to Comment spiral_eyes
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Barack Obama...

Crony Capitalist & Failure  

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:26 | Link to Comment Haywood Jablowme
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how's about...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTaFkahld50&feature=related

it will be a splendid affair!

 

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:06 | Link to Comment Manthong
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Aw, fishsticks... the wife and I have a PTA on Monday.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:30 | Link to Comment TheTmfreak
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Guess the economy is tanking and nobody can justify making purchases at these prices...... This is VERY deflationary.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 01:03 | Link to Comment LowProfile
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"Twofers" with the O's!  Sweet!

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:08 | Link to Comment nmewn
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And...er, ahhh eh, if you really love me, you'll eat your peas!

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:16 | Link to Comment New_Meat
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"... and I have this particular sandwich for all y'all as well.  After you eat your peaz."

- Ned

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:23 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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If you really love him......you'll eat his peas too. If you really really love him you'll skip the discount and pay full price.

 

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:29 | Link to Comment New_Meat
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My Senior Senator, John Forbes Kerry (who served in Viet Nam) has an annual option on his state taxes to a) check a box then b) pay at the previous, higher income tax rate.

Now, I'll grant you that the accountants attached to his second wife's first husband's Trust Fund won't let this happen, but the master won't pay "his fair share."

So, I'd guess that "Do You Know Who I AM?!!!" wouldn't be paying full price, either.

- Ned

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:41 | Link to Comment nmewn
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Kerry got his money the old fashioned "progressive" way...he married into it...ROTFL!!!

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 19:07 | Link to Comment Bicycle Repairman
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Did "Irish" John Kerry get to keep any money from his unsuccessful Presidential run?

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 19:42 | Link to Comment nmewn
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Can't speak to that BR...I dunno.

I do know, presently, Feinstein's accountant just got busted for "losing" around five mill. That should be a fun one to watch on a what did you know & when did you know it level...lol.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 20:07 | Link to Comment CompassionateFascist
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I'd put "kerry" in quotes....his actual patronym is Cohn.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 16:05 | Link to Comment Bicycle Repairman
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Anti-Psuedo-Semite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:54 | Link to Comment Don Birnam
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Tell me, New Meat, does "Liveshot" Kerry still moor his trust fund tub -- the Scaramouche -- in RI in order to continue to evade Mass. Taxes ?

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 07:44 | Link to Comment New_Meat
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Don: "Scaramouche" is so '90s.  New tub is "Isabel" built in NZ. Got caught in Newport,  now, supposedly "paid his taxes" (Mamma T hadn't budgeted for that).  Supposed to be at home in 'tucket. - Ned

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 09:27 | Link to Comment Don Birnam
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The catsup business must be quite brisk in order for Liveshot ( read: Mamma T ) to upgrade the flagship to a schooner. The Town/County of Nantucket had better cash that check in a timely manner, would be my advice to them.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:32 | Link to Comment depression
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SNAP cards are gladly accepted.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:35 | Link to Comment NumberNone
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This is all a small price to pay in order to repay Obama for the GM restructuring...wonder what the final total of Evercore employees in attendance will be?

""Altman is founder and chairman of Evercore Partners, which advised on the GM deal. Evercore, after being paid $46 million by GM pre-bankruptcy, asked for a $17.9 million "success fee." A U.S. bankruptcy trustee termed the fees "staggering" and "inordinately large" and said it "clearly exceeds the bounds of reasonableness" given that "Evercore had no success at finding a purchaser or funder for the Debtor.""

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Altman 

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 20:13 | Link to Comment IQ 145
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Wow. You're a good researcher. Corruption at the highest levels ! Shocked; Shocked I say. That stinks. Can we count on this being in the New York Times tomorrow? Probably not. Sigh.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 22:30 | Link to Comment dark pools of soros
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Obama a failure??  you get judged by your peers and he has been stuffing money in all of their pockets from day one..  he's an MVP for them

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 04:13 | Link to Comment malikai
Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:23 | Link to Comment DirtMerchant
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I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny!

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:26 | Link to Comment dwdollar
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No thanks.  I'd rather use my hand.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:28 | Link to Comment ping
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I'd rather use your hand too, if the alternative was Michelle Obama. I wouldn't care if you were a vet who'd just had it up a cow's ass.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:50 | Link to Comment pslater
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"Happy ending from Michelle?"

You mean the First Cow?

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 19:20 | Link to Comment Mariposa de Oro
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Yes, no one will be allowed to eat friench fries or drink whole milk without her permission.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 19:29 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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I wonder how much we will have to donate to get a cheeseburger waiver?

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:38 | Link to Comment Bicycle Repairman
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"no after-dinner mints?"

Yes, and they're wafer-thin.  Buckets will also be provided.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 21:25 | Link to Comment Mr Creosote
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Piss off!

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 19:52 | Link to Comment Johnedoe
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screw the mints..... I wouldn't have dinner with those asshole if they paid me $37,500.... screw them all. and vote them ALL out......

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:22 | Link to Comment hambone
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100% (Sur) real

I just love our open Democracy...

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:47 | Link to Comment EscapeKey
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Speaking of "democracy", the communists (Enhedslisten) just took 6.7% of the election vote in Denmark. No kidding. Their manifest on economics is an almost copy-and-paste of the Marxist manifesto.

Election win went to the socialists. Is it too late for Denmark to join the deficit-spend-to-bust club?

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 19:08 | Link to Comment hambone
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ahhh politics...the global joke that just keeps on giving.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 20:19 | Link to Comment IQ 145
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The Danish live in their own little world. They paved the whole frigging Island with windmills; literally; from shore to shore, and then off-shore. The result? they pay they electric bill to Germany every year; they live on a giant extension cord under the North Sea. they "think" they're a green country. I wouldn't be expecting them to sober up anytime soon.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 02:26 | Link to Comment Hobbleknee
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They also cried like babies for Sweden to close a nuke plant close to Copenhagen, and the Swedefags capitulated.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:18 | Link to Comment Comay Mierda
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HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHA

 

::falls out of chair, onto floor::

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAAHHHHA..................

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:23 | Link to Comment pvmuse
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Hey Tyler,

The event I'm invited to here in Woodside at the Johnson's for the 25th hasn't been discounted yet, I am going to send an email asking for 50% off before I commit. 

 

Thank you for the heads up!

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:31 | Link to Comment Haywood Jablowme
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I'd wait a little longer and get it on the cheap.  Just a matter of time before this 'ish shows up on Craigslist....

 

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:00 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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Or eBay.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 23:15 | Link to Comment James
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Craigs/Ebay is sort of the same thing

Ebay owns a third of Craigs.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:42 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Chicken and greens for $25,000? I can get a 10 piece at Popeyes for $8.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:53 | Link to Comment CompassionateFascist
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Watermelon and a blintz for D-sert.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:28 | Link to Comment Zola
Thu, 09/15/2011 - 19:03 | Link to Comment IQ 145
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Groan. That Attack Watch site is scary. I thought this was America for christ's sake. Well, I suppose that's a little "dated". We old folks have trouble keeping up with the advancing wave of Fascism.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:10 | Link to Comment anynonmous
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it's real all right

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:42 | Link to Comment whstlblwr
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Can tell real! I like 'given current R field, imperative to reelect Obama'

Status quo desperate.

Why even more important everyone here send message out to friends on days like today where Central Bank manipulation leads to high gas prices and easy to show. If you talk about QE or inflation, it's blah, blah, blah. But send them info that Bankers are fucking printing money today and it made gas futures go up $5.40!!

Talking points for you:

U.S. regular gasoline retail price (the pump price) average about 70 cents per gallon higher than the RBOB futures contract price. Pump lags RBOB about a week.

Today at exact same time EURUSD price go up, price went up at pump 5 cents. We will see it next week. You can chart it.

Nymex RBOB Gasoline Future
2.7798 $.0540 1.98%

New AP poll shows that most people don't care about stock market, but care about gasoline price.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 19:06 | Link to Comment IQ 145
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Groan.  Well, that'll be very helpful.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 19:08 | Link to Comment whstlblwr
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I down arrow you because you sound lazy.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 19:13 | Link to Comment Bicycle Repairman
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The price of gasoline can break a President.  Ask Nixon or Carter.  OK, skip Nixon.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:48 | Link to Comment CompassionateFascist
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Every name on that dinner card is of the Tribe. Jihadists hijack airplanes....this race hijacks whole nations.  

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 19:06 | Link to Comment whstlblwr
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The JOOOOOS!!!!!!! Hide under bed! But what about the Petroleum Tribe? Why are they all Christian. Look at the last names of Exxon, Chevron, Philips Petroleum, Valero. I'm scared the Christians out to get me...oh wait, I'm Christian. I'm out to get me...Aughhhh.......

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 19:08 | Link to Comment IQ 145
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You fellow Christians are out to get you; fixed it for you.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 19:09 | Link to Comment whstlblwr
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Thank you.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 19:10 | Link to Comment janus
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bitchless!!!

what the fuck!

i didn't even see you there!

well, rest assured; janus will return to deal with you.  i'll empty my 38 before i come back in the house though -- don't wet yourself, bitch!

CP, i'm takin you down!

janus

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 01:51 | Link to Comment Antipodeus
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"CompassionateFascist" = OXYMORON ... don't give oxygen to morons.


 

 

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:57 | Link to Comment janus
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yup, REAL.

but, you sorry bitchez!!! i'm so damned addicted to ZH i forgot that Mississippi State is playing LSU today in starkvegas!  i've got fuckin tickets!

damn it!  too late to make it to starkville in time.

see y'all in five or so hours.

boys, if we beat LSU tonight, after ALL these years of gettin roughed up by the bengal tigers, janus is gonna make a donation to the MSU fooball program.

Dan Mullen is a fuckin genius (read: hard worker)!

GO DAWGS!!!!

DRAW TIGER BLOOD!!

push-push dis cous-cous you sorry cajun bitchez!

ZHealots say: hail to dear ole State/ fight for that victory today/ hit the line and tote the ball/ cross the goal before you fall!/ and then we'll yell! yell-yell-yell/ for dear ole State we'll yell like HELL!/ fight for Mississippi State/ WIN THAT GAME TODAY!

GO STATE!

RING THAT COW-BELL and GO TO HELL, ole miss!

God bless americans (not america)!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2Yy7L487Ng

janus

 

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 19:07 | Link to Comment janus
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the youtube link is goose-flesh making!!!

that's for you u michigan fans!

gotta go -- janus don't have cable and has to go to a friend's home.

carry permit: check.

38: check

cigs: check

lighter: check

keys: check

confidence: double-check!

beat those drunk-ass cajun fuckers into a dizzy pulp of jambalya!

GO DAWGS!!!

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:08 | Link to Comment dwdollar
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The free market is a bitch...  LOL...

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:10 | Link to Comment I think I need ...
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collapse this bitch

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:03 | Link to Comment Steroid
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Spend a billion to get a $400,000 job and you will!

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:09 | Link to Comment CitizenPete
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Hmmm... Chicken?

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:10 | Link to Comment johnQpublic
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fried chicken ,watermellon, and the middle class for dessert

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:19 | Link to Comment Comay Mierda
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you forgot the PEAS!!!

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:22 | Link to Comment Almost Solvent
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Pork chops & applesauce?

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:48 | Link to Comment New_Meat
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NO PORK CHOPS!

Rubber Chicken, the other-other White Meat!

And Peas!

- Ned

{and a steaming pie for dessert}

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:51 | Link to Comment sterling effort
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Pork chops?

The host's name is Schlosstein.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:03 | Link to Comment hivekiller
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Maybe they'll serve goyim, the other white meat.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:49 | Link to Comment topcallingtroll
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Goyim translates as cattle.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 19:18 | Link to Comment Bicycle Repairman
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Heh.  And all this time I thought it meant 'nigger'.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:36 | Link to Comment Id fight Gandhi
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Lot a Jews there, hope its kosher. Say, aren't the Jews mad at him?

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:49 | Link to Comment New_Meat
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NY9 wasn't "mad", might have been a 1936 bucket of ice water, though. - Ned

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:09 | Link to Comment johnQpublic
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i'll take two tickets and a boot to the head please

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:27 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Maybe they could raffle them off to Americans.  Buy a raffle ticket for $100 or give up $200 in food stamps.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:11 | Link to Comment doomandbloom
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maybe use Groupon...

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:09 | Link to Comment Peter_Griffin
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WTF kind of food do they serve at these things?  I can live off 25k for at least two years.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:25 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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It ain't peas, I can tell you that.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 19:13 | Link to Comment IQ 145
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!! I believe that.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:30 | Link to Comment tekhneek
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25k what, dollars? good luck with that.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:46 | Link to Comment tmosley
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That's not that hard for a single person who owns their home, has no debt, and lives in a low cost of living area.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:08 | Link to Comment tekhneek
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Assuming they have purchasing power still, very true.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:45 | Link to Comment Bicycle Repairman
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and no health care.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 19:15 | Link to Comment IQ 145
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That's not hard for a person who has two divorces, one trophy wife, six dependents, two town houses and a summer house, AND SOME GOVERNMENT CONTRACTS.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:09 | Link to Comment redpill
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If you see something, say something

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:09 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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Will there be cake?

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:14 | Link to Comment DirtMerchant
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no but lots and lots of peas!

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:24 | Link to Comment nmewn
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Michelle Antionette insists on it.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 08:01 | Link to Comment malikai
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You just gave me a great idea for my next photochop. Cheers for that.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:09 | Link to Comment youngman
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Any French Fries served....nope.....then I am not going...I hate gefeldafish..

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:09 | Link to Comment Robslob
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Will they accept 7 Gold Eagles for a couple...?

 

oops, that will be next year...

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:09 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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This will be an intimate dinner with the opportunity to spend quality time with the President in a private home.

Eyes wide shut intimate, or a different kind of intimate?

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:18 | Link to Comment DirtMerchant
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Different,

you get the eyes wide shut version everyday !

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:31 | Link to Comment tekhneek
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"QE3 on the 21st, or?" kind of intimate.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 19:17 | Link to Comment IQ 145
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just thinking about it makes me want to throw up lunch. There is no possible kind of time I would ever be willing to spend anywhere near that lying thieving little moron.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:10 | Link to Comment GeneMarchbanks
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Outrage!

 

naw... that's about right.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:10 | Link to Comment MassDecep
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Charge it on Obummers CC

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 19:07 | Link to Comment Cpl Hicks
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They've been putting everything on OUR tab for the past 32 months!

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:10 | Link to Comment mynhair
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Is calamari on the menu?

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:11 | Link to Comment Reptil
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Octopods are the dinner guests.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:56 | Link to Comment hivekiller
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Either that or vampire squids.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:45 | Link to Comment optimator
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No, but there will be lox and bagles.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 19:22 | Link to Comment JohnG
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Can I bring my own knife for the cream cheese?

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:11 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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Now, why would investment bankers ever want to meet with Obummer? He's not part of the core, after all.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:39 | Link to Comment steelhead23
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Shsh!  Don't tell him.  

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:11 | Link to Comment Reptil
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he can't fill the room. pathetic.

25K dollars - 2 years? possible, but not luxurious.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:33 | Link to Comment GolfHatesMe
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Yes, the dining room in these peoples house cannot be filled with supporters. 13'6" x 14'5"

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:11 | Link to Comment Catch-22
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Short Obummer

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:12 | Link to Comment truont
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Forget Obama--I want to meet the teleprompter!

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:19 | Link to Comment dwdollar
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Hell ya.  What are the dimensions?  Is it wireless?  Does it highlight the words?  I have so many questions.  Screw Obama.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:20 | Link to Comment Almost Solvent
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And don't forget the "behind the scenes" package which includes not only the teleprompter, but also the intern who types in the script hot off the wire. 

Blue dress not included.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 19:20 | Link to Comment IQ 145
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Maybe he's created a market for teleprompters; "Buy your own teleprompter; play fantaxy President"; could be the next big thing; I think we should get right on it.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:16 | Link to Comment anynonmous
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820 Park Avenue Ph - $4,900,000

http://www.bhsusa.com/manhattan/upper-east-side/820-park-avenue-ph/coop/...

 

(I think Roubini paid more for his new dump - vagina wall and all)

http://dealbreaker.com/2010/12/nouriel-roubini-buys-5-5-million-east-vil...

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:01 | Link to Comment DollarMenu
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Where else but ZH.

Not only a copy of the invite, but a floor plan.

Next up - a guest list?

From the looks of things, it will not be a very grand party.

Thank you all for the grins.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 09:24 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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My masterbath and my office are both bigger than that dining room that the TOTUS can't fill.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:30 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Man that place is tacky. They need to be showing lots of pics of the outside because the decorations SUUUCK!

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 19:23 | Link to Comment IQ 145
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I'm sure Michelle thinks its "very nice'; I mean it's what we would expect, isn't it?

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:13 | Link to Comment Clampit
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I'll pitch in a c-note for Tyler to attend...

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:15 | Link to Comment johnQpublic
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i'm in

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:47 | Link to Comment steelhead23
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A c-note?  At 25k a head, they probably could use c-notes for toilet paper.  All kidding aside guys, doesn't it make you a tad sick to your stomach to know that if you wish to have an opportunity to shape the president's thinking, you need to pony up 25K?  Imagine for a moment the kinds of folks likely to see that as an opportunity.  Be afraid.  Be very afraid.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:03 | Link to Comment DollarMenu
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IMO, it will take a hell of a lot more than $25k to

"shape the prez's thinking".

That $25k may get him to remember your name for the evening.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:04 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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For a Wall St. investment banker, I'm imagining they'll get a decent ROI for a mere $25k.

Besides, they likely got the money from the Fed window.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:55 | Link to Comment Vendetta
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Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 19:01 | Link to Comment CompassionateFascist
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Maybe one of those predators the ZOG is using to blow up wedding parties in Afghanistan will go...off course.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:13 | Link to Comment Conrad Murray
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That's racist.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:15 | Link to Comment rocker
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Got to wonder what Bambi Burger taste like? 

Ahh forget it.  I'm not hungry now. 

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:33 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Who is Ms. Burger? Why did you bring her into this?

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:16 | Link to Comment jekyll island
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In a free market, all items will reach their intrinsic value...

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:21 | Link to Comment DirtMerchant
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if it was a free market he would be paying me to show up

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:17 | Link to Comment Pool coping
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Yes - bagsy sit next to the teleprompter(/ess?)

 

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:18 | Link to Comment Pool coping
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DOOOOOOOOOO{P

 

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:18 | Link to Comment Segestan
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Who wouda thunk it......Kissing ass is getting cheaper?

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:48 | Link to Comment optimator
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It's not kissing up to the boss, it's the oposite, it's the "boss" kissing up to his masters.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:53 | Link to Comment Segestan
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35,800  ....are you sure you really thought this through? Now whose the ' Boss'?

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:57 | Link to Comment optimator
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"They" are the owners, B.O. just has the honorary title of Boss.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:35 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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My boss pays me.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 19:26 | Link to Comment IQ 145
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"deflation" in low places.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:19 | Link to Comment TrulyBelieving
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Funny how everything has a value. Myself, wouldn't go if it was free. Wouldnt wish to be defiled by such.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:22 | Link to Comment dwdollar
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I might go if it were free and all expenses paid.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:17 | Link to Comment optimator
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I wouldn't go for free either.  Can you imagine a few of us going, and after a few extra dry martini......schaaay, somthin I been meaning ta tellya.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:24 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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wigga buffett will buy two.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:22 | Link to Comment Rick Blaine
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How does the President find the time to attend events like this?

...I mean with his busy golf and vacationing schedules and all...??

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:22 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Bhahahahaha!

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:32 | Link to Comment topcallingtroll
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Hey everybody crank yank attack watch like I have been doing!

Report that the topcallingtroll has been calling Obama a douchebag. Ask them for the evidence you need to confront this malicious rumor.

Surely they can provide evidence he is notadouche!

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:23 | Link to Comment rubyruffruff
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completely unrelated.....anyone have a local number for nanex???  fractal algo strikes again in clv1

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:30 | Link to Comment adr
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Is that crude oil?

Nat gas has been acting wacky as well.

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