Barack Obama For Sale: 50% Off

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The following email intercept from a senior Managing Director of Obama bastion Evercore (Roger Altman: nuf said), explains all there is to know about  the Obama presidency, but it does not explain why Groupon still does not have a "meet your president, half off price" coupon yet. Anyway, we'll got and report ourselves to @AttackWatch immediately as this is obviously a non-subversive counter-disinformation campaign.

Hi there - fundraising this quarter has been a struggle (as you can imagine give all the negative stuff around the President) - they are offering a one off opportunity to attend this small dinner on Monday for $25k instead of the full max out of $38.5k, or a couple at $38.5k instead of $77k.  Just wanted to offer that in case you're interested!
 
Charles A. Myers
Senior Managing Director
Evercore Partners
Direct: XXX-XXX-XXXX
Mobile: XXX-XXX-XXXX
xxxx@xxxx.com
 
 
Dear XXXXXX,
 
I'm co-hosting a small dinner with President Barack Obama at the Park Avenue home of Jane Hartley and Evercore CEO Ralph Schlosstein on Monday September 19th at 5:30pm.  Evercore Chairman and former Assistant Treasury Secretary Roger Altman is also a co-host. Many other senior Wall Street individuals will be attending.
 
This will be an intimate dinner with the opportunity to spend quality time with the President in a private home.  Given the current Republican field, it is more imperative than ever that we re-elect President Obama and I hope you can join us on September 19th.
 
You can RSVP to me directly or here:  http://my.barackobama.com/nycsmalldinnersep19?custom1=4394989
 
 $35,800 per person / $71,600 per couple

Charles A. Myers
Senior Managing Director
Evercore Partners
Direct: XXX-XXX-XXXX
Mobile: XXX-XXX-XXXX
xxxx@xxxx.com