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Barack Obama For Sale: 50% Off
The following email intercept from a senior Managing Director of Obama bastion Evercore (Roger Altman: nuf said), explains all there is to know about the Obama presidency, but it does not explain why Groupon still does not have a "meet your president, half off price" coupon yet. Anyway, we'll got and report ourselves to @AttackWatch immediately as this is obviously a non-subversive counter-disinformation campaign.
Hi there - fundraising this quarter has been a struggle (as you can imagine give all the negative stuff around the President) - they are offering a one off opportunity to attend this small dinner on Monday for $25k instead of the full max out of $38.5k, or a couple at $38.5k instead of $77k. Just wanted to offer that in case you're interested!
Charles A. Myers
Senior Managing Director
Evercore Partners
Direct: XXX-XXX-XXXX
Mobile: XXX-XXX-XXXX
xxxx@xxxx.com
Dear XXXXXX,
I'm co-hosting a small dinner with President Barack Obama at the Park Avenue home of Jane Hartley and Evercore CEO Ralph Schlosstein on Monday September 19th at 5:30pm. Evercore Chairman and former Assistant Treasury Secretary Roger Altman is also a co-host. Many other senior Wall Street individuals will be attending.
This will be an intimate dinner with the opportunity to spend quality time with the President in a private home. Given the current Republican field, it is more imperative than ever that we re-elect President Obama and I hope you can join us on September 19th.
You can RSVP to me directly or here: http://my.barackobama.com/nycsmalldinnersep19?custom1=4394989
$35,800 per person / $71,600 per couple
Charles A. Myers
Senior Managing Director
Evercore Partners
Direct: XXX-XXX-XXXX
Mobile: XXX-XXX-XXXX
xxxx@xxxx.com
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100% real
WTF? And no after-dinner mints?
Happy ending from Michelle?
Barack Obama...
Crony Capitalist & Failure
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbsMZecRgbI
how's about...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTaFkahld50&feature=related
it will be a splendid affair!
Aw, fishsticks... the wife and I have a PTA on Monday.
Guess the economy is tanking and nobody can justify making purchases at these prices...... This is VERY deflationary.
"Twofers" with the O's! Sweet!
And...er, ahhh eh, if you really love me, you'll eat your peas!
"... and I have this particular sandwich for all y'all as well. After you eat your peaz."
- Ned
If you really love him......you'll eat his peas too. If you really really love him you'll skip the discount and pay full price.
My Senior Senator, John Forbes Kerry (who served in Viet Nam) has an annual option on his state taxes to a) check a box then b) pay at the previous, higher income tax rate.
Now, I'll grant you that the accountants attached to his second wife's first husband's Trust Fund won't let this happen, but the master won't pay "his fair share."
So, I'd guess that "Do You Know Who I AM?!!!" wouldn't be paying full price, either.
- Ned
Kerry got his money the old fashioned "progressive" way...he married into it...ROTFL!!!
Did "Irish" John Kerry get to keep any money from his unsuccessful Presidential run?
Can't speak to that BR...I dunno.
I do know, presently, Feinstein's accountant just got busted for "losing" around five mill. That should be a fun one to watch on a what did you know & when did you know it level...lol.
I'd put "kerry" in quotes....his actual patronym is Cohn.
Anti-Psuedo-Semite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tell me, New Meat, does "Liveshot" Kerry still moor his trust fund tub -- the Scaramouche -- in RI in order to continue to evade Mass. Taxes ?
Don: "Scaramouche" is so '90s. New tub is "Isabel" built in NZ. Got caught in Newport, now, supposedly "paid his taxes" (Mamma T hadn't budgeted for that). Supposed to be at home in 'tucket. - Ned
The catsup business must be quite brisk in order for Liveshot ( read: Mamma T ) to upgrade the flagship to a schooner. The Town/County of Nantucket had better cash that check in a timely manner, would be my advice to them.
SNAP cards are gladly accepted.
This is all a small price to pay in order to repay Obama for the GM restructuring...wonder what the final total of Evercore employees in attendance will be?
""Altman is founder and chairman of Evercore Partners, which advised on the GM deal. Evercore, after being paid $46 million by GM pre-bankruptcy, asked for a $17.9 million "success fee." A U.S. bankruptcy trustee termed the fees "staggering" and "inordinately large" and said it "clearly exceeds the bounds of reasonableness" given that "Evercore had no success at finding a purchaser or funder for the Debtor.""
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Altman
Wow. You're a good researcher. Corruption at the highest levels ! Shocked; Shocked I say. That stinks. Can we count on this being in the New York Times tomorrow? Probably not. Sigh.
Obama a failure?? you get judged by your peers and he has been stuffing money in all of their pockets from day one.. he's an MVP for them
http://www.flickr.com/photos/67590195@N03/6152491974/
Just sayin..
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny!
No thanks. I'd rather use my hand.
I'd rather use your hand too, if the alternative was Michelle Obama. I wouldn't care if you were a vet who'd just had it up a cow's ass.
"Happy ending from Michelle?"
You mean the First Cow?
Yes, no one will be allowed to eat friench fries or drink whole milk without her permission.
I wonder how much we will have to donate to get a cheeseburger waiver?
"no after-dinner mints?"
Yes, and they're wafer-thin. Buckets will also be provided.
Piss off!
screw the mints..... I wouldn't have dinner with those asshole if they paid me $37,500.... screw them all. and vote them ALL out......
100% (Sur) real
I just love our open Democracy...
Speaking of "democracy", the communists (Enhedslisten) just took 6.7% of the election vote in Denmark. No kidding. Their manifest on economics is an almost copy-and-paste of the Marxist manifesto.
Election win went to the socialists. Is it too late for Denmark to join the deficit-spend-to-bust club?
ahhh politics...the global joke that just keeps on giving.
The Danish live in their own little world. They paved the whole frigging Island with windmills; literally; from shore to shore, and then off-shore. The result? they pay they electric bill to Germany every year; they live on a giant extension cord under the North Sea. they "think" they're a green country. I wouldn't be expecting them to sober up anytime soon.
They also cried like babies for Sweden to close a nuke plant close to Copenhagen, and the Swedefags capitulated.
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHA
::falls out of chair, onto floor::
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAAHHHHA..................
Hey Tyler,
The event I'm invited to here in Woodside at the Johnson's for the 25th hasn't been discounted yet, I am going to send an email asking for 50% off before I commit.
Thank you for the heads up!
I'd wait a little longer and get it on the cheap. Just a matter of time before this 'ish shows up on Craigslist....
Or eBay.
Craigs/Ebay is sort of the same thing
Ebay owns a third of Craigs.
Chicken and greens for $25,000? I can get a 10 piece at Popeyes for $8.
Watermelon and a blintz for D-sert.
A true statesman and patriot talking
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoYGAxF-zWE&feature=player_embedded
Groan. That Attack Watch site is scary. I thought this was America for christ's sake. Well, I suppose that's a little "dated". We old folks have trouble keeping up with the advancing wave of Fascism.
it's real all right
Can tell real! I like 'given current R field, imperative to reelect Obama'
Status quo desperate.
Why even more important everyone here send message out to friends on days like today where Central Bank manipulation leads to high gas prices and easy to show. If you talk about QE or inflation, it's blah, blah, blah. But send them info that Bankers are fucking printing money today and it made gas futures go up $5.40!!
Talking points for you:
U.S. regular gasoline retail price (the pump price) average about 70 cents per gallon higher than the RBOB futures contract price. Pump lags RBOB about a week.
Today at exact same time EURUSD price go up, price went up at pump 5 cents. We will see it next week. You can chart it.
Nymex RBOB Gasoline Future
2.7798 $.0540 1.98%
New AP poll shows that most people don't care about stock market, but care about gasoline price.
Groan. Well, that'll be very helpful.
I down arrow you because you sound lazy.
The price of gasoline can break a President. Ask Nixon or Carter. OK, skip Nixon.
Every name on that dinner card is of the Tribe. Jihadists hijack airplanes....this race hijacks whole nations.
The JOOOOOS!!!!!!! Hide under bed! But what about the Petroleum Tribe? Why are they all Christian. Look at the last names of Exxon, Chevron, Philips Petroleum, Valero. I'm scared the Christians out to get me...oh wait, I'm Christian. I'm out to get me...Aughhhh.......
You fellow Christians are out to get you; fixed it for you.
Thank you.
bitchless!!!
what the fuck!
i didn't even see you there!
well, rest assured; janus will return to deal with you. i'll empty my 38 before i come back in the house though -- don't wet yourself, bitch!
CP, i'm takin you down!
janus
"CompassionateFascist" = OXYMORON ... don't give oxygen to morons.
yup, REAL.
but, you sorry bitchez!!! i'm so damned addicted to ZH i forgot that Mississippi State is playing LSU today in starkvegas! i've got fuckin tickets!
damn it! too late to make it to starkville in time.
see y'all in five or so hours.
boys, if we beat LSU tonight, after ALL these years of gettin roughed up by the bengal tigers, janus is gonna make a donation to the MSU fooball program.
Dan Mullen is a fuckin genius (read: hard worker)!
GO DAWGS!!!!
DRAW TIGER BLOOD!!
push-push dis cous-cous you sorry cajun bitchez!
ZHealots say: hail to dear ole State/ fight for that victory today/ hit the line and tote the ball/ cross the goal before you fall!/ and then we'll yell! yell-yell-yell/ for dear ole State we'll yell like HELL!/ fight for Mississippi State/ WIN THAT GAME TODAY!
GO STATE!
RING THAT COW-BELL and GO TO HELL, ole miss!
God bless americans (not america)!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2Yy7L487Ng
janus
the youtube link is goose-flesh making!!!
that's for you u michigan fans!
gotta go -- janus don't have cable and has to go to a friend's home.
carry permit: check.
38: check
cigs: check
lighter: check
keys: check
confidence: double-check!
beat those drunk-ass cajun fuckers into a dizzy pulp of jambalya!
GO DAWGS!!!
The free market is a bitch... LOL...
collapse this bitch
Spend a billion to get a $400,000 job and you will!
Hmmm... Chicken?
fried chicken ,watermellon, and the middle class for dessert
you forgot the PEAS!!!
Pork chops & applesauce?
NO PORK CHOPS!
Rubber Chicken, the other-other White Meat!
And Peas!
- Ned
{and a steaming pie for dessert}
Pork chops?
The host's name is Schlosstein.
Maybe they'll serve goyim, the other white meat.
Goyim translates as cattle.
Heh. And all this time I thought it meant 'nigger'.
Lot a Jews there, hope its kosher. Say, aren't the Jews mad at him?
NY9 wasn't "mad", might have been a 1936 bucket of ice water, though. - Ned
i'll take two tickets and a boot to the head please
Maybe they could raffle them off to Americans. Buy a raffle ticket for $100 or give up $200 in food stamps.
maybe use Groupon...
WTF kind of food do they serve at these things? I can live off 25k for at least two years.
It ain't peas, I can tell you that.
!! I believe that.
25k what, dollars? good luck with that.
That's not that hard for a single person who owns their home, has no debt, and lives in a low cost of living area.
Assuming they have purchasing power still, very true.
and no health care.
That's not hard for a person who has two divorces, one trophy wife, six dependents, two town houses and a summer house, AND SOME GOVERNMENT CONTRACTS.
If you see something, say something
Will there be cake?
no but lots and lots of peas!
Michelle Antionette insists on it.
You just gave me a great idea for my next photochop. Cheers for that.
Any French Fries served....nope.....then I am not going...I hate gefeldafish..
Will they accept 7 Gold Eagles for a couple...?
oops, that will be next year...
Eyes wide shut intimate, or a different kind of intimate?
Different,
you get the eyes wide shut version everyday !
"QE3 on the 21st, or?" kind of intimate.
just thinking about it makes me want to throw up lunch. There is no possible kind of time I would ever be willing to spend anywhere near that lying thieving little moron.
Outrage!
naw... that's about right.
Charge it on Obummers CC
They've been putting everything on OUR tab for the past 32 months!
Is calamari on the menu?
Octopods are the dinner guests.
Either that or vampire squids.
No, but there will be lox and bagles.
Can I bring my own knife for the cream cheese?
Now, why would investment bankers ever want to meet with Obummer? He's not part of the core, after all.
Shsh! Don't tell him.
he can't fill the room. pathetic.
25K dollars - 2 years? possible, but not luxurious.
Yes, the dining room in these peoples house cannot be filled with supporters. 13'6" x 14'5"
Short Obummer
Forget Obama--I want to meet the teleprompter!
Hell ya. What are the dimensions? Is it wireless? Does it highlight the words? I have so many questions. Screw Obama.
And don't forget the "behind the scenes" package which includes not only the teleprompter, but also the intern who types in the script hot off the wire.
Blue dress not included.
Maybe he's created a market for teleprompters; "Buy your own teleprompter; play fantaxy President"; could be the next big thing; I think we should get right on it.
http://www.bhsusa.com/manhattan/upper-east-side/820-park-avenue-ph/coop/...
(I think Roubini paid more for his new dump - vagina wall and all)
http://dealbreaker.com/2010/12/nouriel-roubini-buys-5-5-million-east-vil...
Where else but ZH.
Not only a copy of the invite, but a floor plan.
Next up - a guest list?
From the looks of things, it will not be a very grand party.
Thank you all for the grins.
My masterbath and my office are both bigger than that dining room that the TOTUS can't fill.
Man that place is tacky. They need to be showing lots of pics of the outside because the decorations SUUUCK!
I'm sure Michelle thinks its "very nice'; I mean it's what we would expect, isn't it?
I'll pitch in a c-note for Tyler to attend...
i'm in
A c-note? At 25k a head, they probably could use c-notes for toilet paper. All kidding aside guys, doesn't it make you a tad sick to your stomach to know that if you wish to have an opportunity to shape the president's thinking, you need to pony up 25K? Imagine for a moment the kinds of folks likely to see that as an opportunity. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
IMO, it will take a hell of a lot more than $25k to
"shape the prez's thinking".
That $25k may get him to remember your name for the evening.
For a Wall St. investment banker, I'm imagining they'll get a decent ROI for a mere $25k.
Besides, they likely got the money from the Fed window.
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Maybe one of those predators the ZOG is using to blow up wedding parties in Afghanistan will go...off course.
That's racist.
Got to wonder what Bambi Burger taste like?
Ahh forget it. I'm not hungry now.
Who is Ms. Burger? Why did you bring her into this?
In a free market, all items will reach their intrinsic value...
if it was a free market he would be paying me to show up
Yes - bagsy sit next to the teleprompter(/ess?)
DOOOOOOOOOO{P
Who wouda thunk it......Kissing ass is getting cheaper?
It's not kissing up to the boss, it's the oposite, it's the "boss" kissing up to his masters.
35,800 ....are you sure you really thought this through? Now whose the ' Boss'?
"They" are the owners, B.O. just has the honorary title of Boss.
My boss pays me.
"deflation" in low places.
Funny how everything has a value. Myself, wouldn't go if it was free. Wouldnt wish to be defiled by such.
I might go if it were free and all expenses paid.
I wouldn't go for free either. Can you imagine a few of us going, and after a few extra dry martini......schaaay, somthin I been meaning ta tellya.
wigga buffett will buy two.
How does the President find the time to attend events like this?
...I mean with his busy golf and vacationing schedules and all...??
Bhahahahaha!
Hey everybody crank yank attack watch like I have been doing!
Report that the topcallingtroll has been calling Obama a douchebag. Ask them for the evidence you need to confront this malicious rumor.
Surely they can provide evidence he is notadouche!
completely unrelated.....anyone have a local number for nanex??? fractal algo strikes again in clv1
Is that crude oil?
Nat gas has been acting wacky as well.