Barack Obama For Sale: 50% Off

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Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:07 | 1674749 dcb
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rel or fake

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:09 | 1674755 Tyler Durden
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100% real

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:11 | 1674778 Haywood Jablowme
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WTF?  And no after-dinner mints? 


Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:14 | 1674791 redpill
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Happy ending from Michelle?

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:18 | 1674810 spiral_eyes
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Barack Obama...

Crony Capitalist & Failure  

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:26 | 1674868 Haywood Jablowme
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how's about...

it will be a splendid affair!


Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:06 | 1675084 Manthong
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Aw, fishsticks... the wife and I have a PTA on Monday.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:30 | 1675185 TheTmfreak
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Guess the economy is tanking and nobody can justify making purchases at these prices...... This is VERY deflationary.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 01:03 | 1676175 LowProfile
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"Twofers" with the O's!  Sweet!

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:08 | 1675091 nmewn
nmewn's picture, ahhh eh, if you really love me, you'll eat your peas!

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:16 | 1675125 New_Meat
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"... and I have this particular sandwich for all y'all as well.  After you eat your peaz."

- Ned

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:23 | 1675151 GetZeeGold
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If you really love'll eat his peas too. If you really really love him you'll skip the discount and pay full price.


Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:29 | 1675180 New_Meat
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My Senior Senator, John Forbes Kerry (who served in Viet Nam) has an annual option on his state taxes to a) check a box then b) pay at the previous, higher income tax rate.

Now, I'll grant you that the accountants attached to his second wife's first husband's Trust Fund won't let this happen, but the master won't pay "his fair share."

So, I'd guess that "Do You Know Who I AM?!!!" wouldn't be paying full price, either.

- Ned

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:41 | 1675240 nmewn
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Kerry got his money the old fashioned "progressive" way...he married into it...ROTFL!!!

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 19:07 | 1675325 Bicycle Repairman
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Did "Irish" John Kerry get to keep any money from his unsuccessful Presidential run?

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 19:42 | 1675449 nmewn
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Can't speak to that BR...I dunno.

I do know, presently, Feinstein's accountant just got busted for "losing" around five mill. That should be a fun one to watch on a what did you know & when did you know it

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 20:07 | 1675541 CompassionateFascist
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I'd put "kerry" in quotes....his actual patronym is Cohn.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 16:05 | 1678400 Bicycle Repairman
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Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:54 | 1675277 Don Birnam
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Tell me, New Meat, does "Liveshot" Kerry still moor his trust fund tub -- the Scaramouche -- in RI in order to continue to evade Mass. Taxes ?

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 07:44 | 1676465 New_Meat
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Don: "Scaramouche" is so '90s.  New tub is "Isabel" built in NZ. Got caught in Newport,  now, supposedly "paid his taxes" (Mamma T hadn't budgeted for that).  Supposed to be at home in 'tucket. - Ned

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 09:27 | 1676719 Don Birnam
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The catsup business must be quite brisk in order for Liveshot ( read: Mamma T ) to upgrade the flagship to a schooner. The Town/County of Nantucket had better cash that check in a timely manner, would be my advice to them.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:32 | 1675198 depression
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SNAP cards are gladly accepted.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:35 | 1675212 NumberNone
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This is all a small price to pay in order to repay Obama for the GM restructuring...wonder what the final total of Evercore employees in attendance will be?

""Altman is founder and chairman of Evercore Partners, which advised on the GM deal. Evercore, after being paid $46 million by GM pre-bankruptcy, asked for a $17.9 million "success fee." A U.S. bankruptcy trustee termed the fees "staggering" and "inordinately large" and said it "clearly exceeds the bounds of reasonableness" given that "Evercore had no success at finding a purchaser or funder for the Debtor."" 

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 20:13 | 1675568 IQ 145
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Wow. You're a good researcher. Corruption at the highest levels ! Shocked; Shocked I say. That stinks. Can we count on this being in the New York Times tomorrow? Probably not. Sigh.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 22:30 | 1675960 dark pools of soros
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Obama a failure??  you get judged by your peers and he has been stuffing money in all of their pockets from day one..  he's an MVP for them

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:23 | 1674847 DirtMerchant
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I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny!

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:26 | 1674872 dwdollar
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No thanks.  I'd rather use my hand.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:28 | 1675177 ping
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I'd rather use your hand too, if the alternative was Michelle Obama. I wouldn't care if you were a vet who'd just had it up a cow's ass.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:50 | 1675001 pslater
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"Happy ending from Michelle?"

You mean the First Cow?

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 19:20 | 1675382 Mariposa de Oro
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Yes, no one will be allowed to eat friench fries or drink whole milk without her permission.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 19:29 | 1675411 Rodent Freikorps
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I wonder how much we will have to donate to get a cheeseburger waiver?

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:38 | 1675219 Bicycle Repairman
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"no after-dinner mints?"

Yes, and they're wafer-thin.  Buckets will also be provided.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 21:25 | 1675797 Mr Creosote
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Piss off!

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 19:52 | 1675474 Johnedoe
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screw the mints..... I wouldn't have dinner with those asshole if they paid me $37,500.... screw them all. and vote them ALL out......

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:22 | 1674799 hambone
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100% (Sur) real

I just love our open Democracy...

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:47 | 1675260 EscapeKey
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Speaking of "democracy", the communists (Enhedslisten) just took 6.7% of the election vote in Denmark. No kidding. Their manifest on economics is an almost copy-and-paste of the Marxist manifesto.

Election win went to the socialists. Is it too late for Denmark to join the deficit-spend-to-bust club?

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 19:08 | 1675330 hambone
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ahhh politics...the global joke that just keeps on giving.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 20:19 | 1675593 IQ 145
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The Danish live in their own little world. They paved the whole frigging Island with windmills; literally; from shore to shore, and then off-shore. The result? they pay they electric bill to Germany every year; they live on a giant extension cord under the North Sea. they "think" they're a green country. I wouldn't be expecting them to sober up anytime soon.

Fri, 09/16/2011 - 02:26 | 1676272 Hobbleknee
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They also cried like babies for Sweden to close a nuke plant close to Copenhagen, and the Swedefags capitulated.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:18 | 1674814 Comay Mierda
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::falls out of chair, onto floor::



Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:23 | 1674850 pvmuse
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Hey Tyler,

The event I'm invited to here in Woodside at the Johnson's for the 25th hasn't been discounted yet, I am going to send an email asking for 50% off before I commit. 


Thank you for the heads up!

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:31 | 1674902 Haywood Jablowme
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I'd wait a little longer and get it on the cheap.  Just a matter of time before this 'ish shows up on Craigslist....


Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:00 | 1675053 NotApplicable
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Or eBay.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 23:15 | 1676048 James
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Craigs/Ebay is sort of the same thing

Ebay owns a third of Craigs.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:42 | 1675245 SheepDog-One
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Chicken and greens for $25,000? I can get a 10 piece at Popeyes for $8.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 18:53 | 1675274 CompassionateFascist
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Watermelon and a blintz for D-sert.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 17:28 | 1674880 Zola
Thu, 09/15/2011 - 19:03 | 1675315 IQ 145
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Groan. That Attack Watch site is scary. I thought this was America for christ's sake. Well, I suppose that's a little "dated". We old folks have trouble keeping up with the advancing wave of Fascism.

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