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"Price Stability": 10 Year Retraces Almost Entire Intraday Swing, As The S&P Surges By Over 60 Points In Minutes

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Tue, 08/09/2011 - 16:16 | 1543722 gangland
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in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well... Goodnight, sweet prince.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 16:22 | 1543754 mtomato2
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And let's also not forget--let's not forget, Dude--that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city-- that isn't legal either
Tue, 08/09/2011 - 16:23 | 1543765 caerus
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aww...nice marmot

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 16:26 | 1543786 Dave Thomas
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Walter what is your fucking problem man?

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 16:28 | 1543791 mtomato2
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Forget it, Donny. You're out of your element.
Tue, 08/09/2011 - 16:30 | 1543802 SheepDog-One
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Theyre fucking nihilists man, thats what.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 16:34 | 1543828 Johnny Yuma
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Nihilists huh... That must be exhausting.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 16:35 | 1543829 gangland
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What the fuck are you talking about?!

This Chinaman is not the issue!

I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude.

Across this line you do not, uh--

and also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, uh..

Asian-American. Please.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 16:38 | 1543844 Dave Thomas
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I am the walrus, I am the walrus uhh.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 16:41 | 1543864 caerus
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nobody fucks with the jesus!

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 16:47 | 1543888 FEDbuster
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Has the Whole World Gone Crazy? Am I the Only One Around Here Who Gives a Shit About the Rules? Mark It Zero!
Tue, 08/09/2011 - 17:04 | 1543976 Dave Thomas
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I don't like your jerkoff name, I don't like your jerkoff face, I don't like your jerkoff behavior, I don't like you... jerkoff.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 17:21 | 1544046 Jeff Lebowski
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I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New shit has come to light!

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 18:18 | 1544276 eureka
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mumbo-jumbo all - GS/JPM told Bernank/Fed what to say at 2:15pm today - after which GS published its "interpretation" of the 2;15pm today Bernank/Fed speak - after which GS pumped U.S. stocks to spite bears and the entire world of U.S.-doubters - and to stir fear into the sheeple over the HOLY DOW's unpredictability yet resillience in order to sew the seeds for Jackson Hole WY August 26 2011 Bernank announcement of QE3 - to which anyone with half a brain can only say fuck the USphonyA Empire and long live the republic, or break it up in five parts based on ideology, and fuck the Wall Street Casino, and its "investors"...

Free the world - bomb Wall Street - ahh, call in the UK rioters for that - US'ians are too busy binging burgers, burbing coke, gaming, gambling, bla bla bla boring fucking knucklehead provicial clueless moron pussies squabling over marbles - losers all - if you want the world to respect you go blow up some banks...

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 19:15 | 1544510 Johnny Yuma
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Yeah.... well... you know... that's just... like... your opinion, man. 

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 21:11 | 1544835 caerus
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Tue, 08/09/2011 - 23:39 | 1545147 juangrande
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yoos toos crack me up!

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 09:29 | 1545880 mtomato2
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Never has there been a more perfect comment at a more perfect time.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 22:23 | 1545005 trav7777
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daily RSI was 16 man...that is deeply oversold and a bounce was due.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 17:05 | 1543964 Biosci
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Shut up, Donny.

The f'ing short version:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXT0gOk1Ogw

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 17:37 | 1544110 Pete15
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Ahhhh fuck it dude, lets go bowling 

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 17:32 | 1544092 DosZap
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What if the Chinaman, is in China?Does that make him a Asian-Chinese?.

Why do have this PC shit here anyway?.

If you are a citizen, your just a plain friggin American.

Screw the Hyphenated shit spewed by the Liberal fks,that's one of the reasons we're a Nation Divided.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 17:40 | 1544127 Cathartes Aura
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um, lol.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 17:51 | 1544172 caerus
Wed, 08/10/2011 - 09:31 | 1545888 mtomato2
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The under-cinematized is a sad, sad thing.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 17:29 | 1544078 spinone
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Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 16:27 | 1543787 mtomato2
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It's uh, it's down there somewhere. Lemme take another look.
Tue, 08/09/2011 - 17:15 | 1544020 Johnny Yuma
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Ve vant ze money, Bernanke

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 17:53 | 1544183 Cathartes Aura
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ve believes in nussing, Bernanke, nussing - and tomorrow ve come back and ve cut off your johnson!

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 17:11 | 1544001 jus_lite_reading
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Wed, 08/10/2011 - 03:03 | 1545359 darkstar7646
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You may be saying that about many Americans, as well as their economy.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 16:17 | 1543724 oogs66
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comrade oogs is going to get an early wait on his stand in the bread line....have to brush up on some other communist era things since that is where we are headed, except we will still have billionaires...maybe we can call them uber-comrades or they can all just be czars

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 16:38 | 1543843 Diogenes
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Tue, 08/09/2011 - 16:49 | 1543899 LFMayor
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alles klar, Herr Kommisar?

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 17:57 | 1544199 caerus
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Tue, 08/09/2011 - 18:50 | 1544414 fuu
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Tue, 08/09/2011 - 16:17 | 1543726 John Law Lives
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What f'ed markets we have...

Great job, Chairsatan!

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 16:37 | 1543835 Whatta
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wow..did you know that f'ed spells FED too? Creeeepy!

I wishthefuck someone would explain the rules of this market thing to me. Are we supposed to buy or sell now? Are times good or bad. I can't tell.

Tequila will fix this, I am sure.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 17:52 | 1544177 Max Hunter
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It's pretty fucking obvious we should be buying the Euro.. Since they don't have ANY debt problems and should remain 25 cents ubove PPP (purchasing power parity).. against the USD.. That's it.. I'm going long here.. No stop.. target 1.80...  fucking BB...

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 17:58 | 1544202 caerus
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to the liquor store!

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 16:49 | 1543890 slaughterer
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The above 15 comments on this board should go down in ZH history as the most shining example of what we can achieve here.  Take note historians and Michael Lewis.  (Now, where is that cute trainee from Hamburg...)

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 17:25 | 1544072 Pay Day Today
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Yeah someone should print out a hard copy before the servers get shut down...

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 17:50 | 1544171 John Law Lives
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Where does this mindless prattle rank in that list:

on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 23:48

DOW 10060. Doable by lunch tomorrow, it seems.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 18:45 | 1544397 slaughterer
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So I was off by one day.  It hit in overnight futures last night.  Pay attention.  

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 18:52 | 1544429 John Law Lives
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<<<    Pay attention.    >>>

I would pay attention if you had something intelligent to say.  As it is, you are another daytrader following your gauges.  At least Robo used to post interesting pics with his/her posts.  Not any more.  Yawn! 

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 03:04 | 1545361 darkstar7646
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The problem is that the gauges stopped applying when it was clear that the only real owner, for any length of time, of any stock in the DOW 30 is the US Government and the Plunge Protection Team thereof.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 08:13 | 1545640 slaughterer
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If ZH gave me the privilege, I would post charts and videos as well. 

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 16:18 | 1543728 TruthInSunshine
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The Bernank's going to go down as the Fed Head who broke all markets, and for quite a long time.

Twice bitten, once shy comes into play here, folks.

Three times bitten sucks, because most just bleed out.

Look back to 1929 to 1932 for guidance, an era that The Bernank claims expertise on, in the most ultimate of ironies.

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 16:29 | 1543798 PhattyBuoy
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Who is the next Austria?!

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