"Price Stability": 10 Year Retraces Almost Entire Intraday Swing, As The S&P Surges By Over 60 Points In Minutes

Tyler Durden's picture

Following a 600 point plunge in the DJIA yesterday, today we see a 400 point surge following the presentation of the weak case of the expected Bernanke Put. And completing the amazement, the 10 Year bond, moved to almost record lows, and then retraced virtually the entire move, as nobody knows what central planning has in store for America any longer. Additionally, after being up 50%, VIX is now down 22%. Congratulations Ben: in taking central planning to nth double-down levels, you have now broken not only the stock, but the bond market as well.

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gangland's picture

in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well... Goodnight, sweet prince.

mtomato2's picture
And let's also not forget--let's not forget, Dude--that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city-- that isn't legal either
Dave Thomas's picture

Walter what is your fucking problem man?

mtomato2's picture
Forget it, Donny. You're out of your element.
SheepDog-One's picture

Theyre fucking nihilists man, thats what.

Johnny Yuma's picture

Nihilists huh... That must be exhausting.

gangland's picture

What the fuck are you talking about?!

This Chinaman is not the issue!

I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude.

Across this line you do not, uh--

and also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, uh..

Asian-American. Please.

Dave Thomas's picture

I am the walrus, I am the walrus uhh.

caerus's picture

nobody fucks with the jesus!

FEDbuster's picture
Has the Whole World Gone Crazy? Am I the Only One Around Here Who Gives a Shit About the Rules? Mark It Zero!
Dave Thomas's picture

I don't like your jerkoff name, I don't like your jerkoff face, I don't like your jerkoff behavior, I don't like you... jerkoff.

Jeff Lebowski's picture

I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New shit has come to light!

eureka's picture

mumbo-jumbo all - GS/JPM told Bernank/Fed what to say at 2:15pm today - after which GS published its "interpretation" of the 2;15pm today Bernank/Fed speak - after which GS pumped U.S. stocks to spite bears and the entire world of U.S.-doubters - and to stir fear into the sheeple over the HOLY DOW's unpredictability yet resillience in order to sew the seeds for Jackson Hole WY August 26 2011 Bernank announcement of QE3 - to which anyone with half a brain can only say fuck the USphonyA Empire and long live the republic, or break it up in five parts based on ideology, and fuck the Wall Street Casino, and its "investors"...

Free the world - bomb Wall Street - ahh, call in the UK rioters for that - US'ians are too busy binging burgers, burbing coke, gaming, gambling, bla bla bla boring fucking knucklehead provicial clueless moron pussies squabling over marbles - losers all - if you want the world to respect you go blow up some banks...

Johnny Yuma's picture

Yeah.... well... you know... that's just... like... your opinion, man. 

mtomato2's picture

Never has there been a more perfect comment at a more perfect time.

trav7777's picture

daily RSI was 16 man...that is deeply oversold and a bounce was due.

Pete15's picture

Ahhhh fuck it dude, lets go bowling 

DosZap's picture


What if the Chinaman, is in China?Does that make him a Asian-Chinese?.

Why do have this PC shit here anyway?.

If you are a citizen, your just a plain friggin American.

Screw the Hyphenated shit spewed by the Liberal fks,that's one of the reasons we're a Nation Divided.

spinone's picture

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...

mtomato2's picture
It's uh, it's down there somewhere. Lemme take another look.
Johnny Yuma's picture

Ve vant ze money, Bernanke

Cathartes Aura's picture

ve believes in nussing, Bernanke, nussing - and tomorrow ve come back and ve cut off your johnson!

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darkstar7646's picture

You may be saying that about many Americans, as well as their economy.

oogs66's picture

comrade oogs is going to get an early wait on his stand in the bread line....have to brush up on some other communist era things since that is where we are headed, except we will still have billionaires...maybe we can call them uber-comrades or they can all just be czars

John Law Lives's picture

What f'ed markets we have...

Great job, Chairsatan!

Whatta's picture

wow..did you know that f'ed spells FED too? Creeeepy!

I wishthefuck someone would explain the rules of this market thing to me. Are we supposed to buy or sell now? Are times good or bad. I can't tell.

Tequila will fix this, I am sure.

Max Hunter's picture

It's pretty fucking obvious we should be buying the Euro.. Since they don't have ANY debt problems and should remain 25 cents ubove PPP (purchasing power parity).. against the USD.. That's it.. I'm going long here.. No stop.. target 1.80...  fucking BB...

caerus's picture

to the liquor store!

slaughterer's picture

The above 15 comments on this board should go down in ZH history as the most shining example of what we can achieve here.  Take note historians and Michael Lewis.  (Now, where is that cute trainee from Hamburg...)

Pay Day Today's picture

Yeah someone should print out a hard copy before the servers get shut down...

John Law Lives's picture

Where does this mindless prattle rank in that list:

on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 23:48

DOW 10060. Doable by lunch tomorrow, it seems.

slaughterer's picture

So I was off by one day.  It hit in overnight futures last night.  Pay attention.  

John Law Lives's picture

<<<    Pay attention.    >>>

I would pay attention if you had something intelligent to say.  As it is, you are another daytrader following your gauges.  At least Robo used to post interesting pics with his/her posts.  Not any more.  Yawn! 

darkstar7646's picture

The problem is that the gauges stopped applying when it was clear that the only real owner, for any length of time, of any stock in the DOW 30 is the US Government and the Plunge Protection Team thereof.

slaughterer's picture

If ZH gave me the privilege, I would post charts and videos as well. 

TruthInSunshine's picture

The Bernank's going to go down as the Fed Head who broke all markets, and for quite a long time.

Twice bitten, once shy comes into play here, folks.

Three times bitten sucks, because most just bleed out.

Look back to 1929 to 1932 for guidance, an era that The Bernank claims expertise on, in the most ultimate of ironies.