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Walter what is your fucking problem man?
Theyre fucking nihilists man, thats what.
Nihilists huh... That must be exhausting.
What the fuck are you talking about?!
This Chinaman is not the issue!
I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude.
Across this line you do not, uh--
and also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, uh..
I am the walrus, I am the walrus uhh.
nobody fucks with the jesus!
I don't like your jerkoff name, I don't like your jerkoff face, I don't like your jerkoff behavior, I don't like you... jerkoff.
I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New shit has come to light!
mumbo-jumbo all - GS/JPM told Bernank/Fed what to say at 2:15pm today - after which GS published its "interpretation" of the 2;15pm today Bernank/Fed speak - after which GS pumped U.S. stocks to spite bears and the entire world of U.S.-doubters - and to stir fear into the sheeple over the HOLY DOW's unpredictability yet resillience in order to sew the seeds for Jackson Hole WY August 26 2011 Bernank announcement of QE3 - to which anyone with half a brain can only say fuck the USphonyA Empire and long live the republic, or break it up in five parts based on ideology, and fuck the Wall Street Casino, and its "investors"...
Free the world - bomb Wall Street - ahh, call in the UK rioters for that - US'ians are too busy binging burgers, burbing coke, gaming, gambling, bla bla bla boring fucking knucklehead provicial clueless moron pussies squabling over marbles - losers all - if you want the world to respect you go blow up some banks...
Yeah.... well... you know... that's just... like... your opinion, man.
yoos toos crack me up!
Never has there been a more perfect comment at a more perfect time.
daily RSI was 16 man...that is deeply oversold and a bounce was due.
Shut up, Donny.
The f'ing short version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXT0gOk1Ogw
Ahhhh fuck it dude, lets go bowling
What if the Chinaman, is in China?Does that make him a Asian-Chinese?.
Why do have this PC shit here anyway?.
If you are a citizen, your just a plain friggin American.
Screw the Hyphenated shit spewed by the Liberal fks,that's one of the reasons we're a Nation Divided.
The under-cinematized is a sad, sad thing.
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...
Ve vant ze money, Bernanke
ve believes in nussing, Bernanke, nussing - and tomorrow ve come back and ve cut off your johnson!
THERE ARE NO MORE FREE MARKETS!!!! EVERYTHING IS A SCAM!!!!!!!!
You may be saying that about many Americans, as well as their economy.
comrade oogs is going to get an early wait on his stand in the bread line....have to brush up on some other communist era things since that is where we are headed, except we will still have billionaires...maybe we can call them uber-comrades or they can all just be czars
alles klar, Herr Kommisar?
What f'ed markets we have...
Great job, Chairsatan!
wow..did you know that f'ed spells FED too? Creeeepy!
I wishthefuck someone would explain the rules of this market thing to me. Are we supposed to buy or sell now? Are times good or bad. I can't tell.
Tequila will fix this, I am sure.
It's pretty fucking obvious we should be buying the Euro.. Since they don't have ANY debt problems and should remain 25 cents ubove PPP (purchasing power parity).. against the USD.. That's it.. I'm going long here.. No stop.. target 1.80... fucking BB...
to the liquor store!
The above 15 comments on this board should go down in ZH history as the most shining example of what we can achieve here. Take note historians and Michael Lewis. (Now, where is that cute trainee from Hamburg...)
Yeah someone should print out a hard copy before the servers get shut down...
Where does this mindless prattle rank in that list:
on Mon, 08/08/2011 - 23:48
DOW 10060. Doable by lunch tomorrow, it seems.
So I was off by one day. It hit in overnight futures last night. Pay attention.
<<< Pay attention. >>>
I would pay attention if you had something intelligent to say. As it is, you are another daytrader following your gauges. At least Robo used to post interesting pics with his/her posts. Not any more. Yawn!
The problem is that the gauges stopped applying when it was clear that the only real owner, for any length of time, of any stock in the DOW 30 is the US Government and the Plunge Protection Team thereof.
If ZH gave me the privilege, I would post charts and videos as well.
The Bernank's going to go down as the Fed Head who broke all markets, and for quite a long time.
Twice bitten, once shy comes into play here, folks.
Three times bitten sucks, because most just bleed out.
Look back to 1929 to 1932 for guidance, an era that The Bernank claims expertise on, in the most ultimate of ironies.
Who is the next Austria?!
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