Put A Fork In It: Greece Effectively Shuts Down As Finance Ministry To Begin 9 Day Strike

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Wed, 10/12/2011 - 09:52 | 1765330 Sequitur
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Stupid equity markets say:  bullish.

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 09:56 | 1765361 LawsofPhysics
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Of course, if only all the "bad" parts of the world eCONomy would shut down (and hence no be counted), this is earning season after all and we got to keep marching towards infinite growth on this finite world, don't cha know.

Bullish indeed.


Wed, 10/12/2011 - 10:48 | 1765682 unununium
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Mother of all short squeezes.

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 11:12 | 1765746 Dr. Richard Head
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At the behest of ZIRP, POMO, Reverse POMO, Repo 105, QE Twist, Primary dealer/Fed Reserve circle jerks, SEC tranny fist fucking porn watching, DOJ lack of criminal referral thumb sucking, and a good old fashioned debt based money system.  Sounds good. 

I would like to contact someone, so that I can transfer all of my assets to whatever cumfuck equity plan they suggest.  Buy and hold is the key.  Great valuations and crystal clear balance sheets. Any mainstream economist would do, as I can trust with my extra capital that I derived off of my labor.  Seems to make sense to transfer my productive capital to capital created from a printer.

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 09:57 | 1765367 YesWeKahn
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Most tech stocks have been up 20% from the two weeks ago's low. It is still shooting higher. Another Tech bubble is in.

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 10:16 | 1765505 A Man without Q...
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Just look at the chart for the DAX - it's 17% higher than its recent low, in 6 days...

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 11:17 | 1765818 dvsteenk
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some of the financials are up even 50-60% from lows of one week ago

this morning i saw on Bloomberg a report on the short interest in automobil sector stocks, especially in Daimler

"independent" news coverage

inspired some to squeeze some of them shorts out, Daimler up over 6%

i wonder how big is the long interest...

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 11:42 | 1765942 fajensen
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It's the gravitational waves from the supermassive black hole of OTC derivatives that is distorting the markets. The only question is: Are we inside or outside of the event horizon?

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 10:56 | 1765711 SheepDog-One
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New tech bubble, all in 1 week...LOL!

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 10:15 | 1765492 covert
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will greece cease to be a country?



Wed, 10/12/2011 - 12:53 | 1766277 randomdrift
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If the globalists have their way, every country will cease to be a country. Greece is just ahead of the curve. However, they are still nowhere near the level of revolt that it will take to put an end to it. --- When their police no longer turn-out to contain the riots and NATO is sent in, only then, will they be fighting to reestablish their nation-state. However, they are right to delay, until the contagion spreads to the other PIIGS, for otherwise they would risk the fate of those who rise too early, before a general revolt breaks out.

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 09:52 | 1765338 Volaille de Bresse
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Medically speaking, plague starts with a pimple "so small nobody should worry about it." Then it goes worse...

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 10:20 | 1765535 kaiserhoff
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Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of sheep stealers.

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 09:53 | 1765340 Cassandra Syndrome
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But, but our econometric models say that Greece's deficit will reduce and their economy will grow. This story is nonsense as it wasn't in the equations. 

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 09:58 | 1765373 GeneMarchbanks
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October 17? Isn't that the same day they run out of cash?

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 10:04 | 1765424 Instant Wealth
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No. They "found" some cash, lately, so the moment of truth could be postponed.

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 15:03 | 1766739 buyingsterling
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Wed, 10/12/2011 - 09:53 | 1765341 alien-IQ
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no doubt this should cause the USD to tumble sending the /ES soaring to new ever more glorious highs because...just BECAUSE.

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 17:55 | 1767387 StychoKiller
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Yo, can I hitch a lift on yer space ship?  I gotta get off this rock, it's populated with idjuts!

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 09:53 | 1765342 knight99
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Euro target 1.15 a weekly close above 1.388 out of half my position and will look to reshort.

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 09:53 | 1765343 qussl3
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Dont worry China will send some labor over to run the country.

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 09:53 | 1765344 DavidJ
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That should be good for a 100 point EURUSD rally!  Greek cannot default if  its Finance Ministry is closed!

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 09:59 | 1765352 hedgeless_horseman
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My Big Fat Greek Additional Nine-Day Union Vacation.

Where do Greeks typically go for their eight weeks of regularly-scheduled-paid vacation?

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 10:00 | 1765391 johnQpublic
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they go on strike, thats where they go

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 10:05 | 1765413 hedgeless_horseman
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Makes sense.  Always good weather, and the food is consistent.

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 10:13 | 1765479 Taterboy
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I hear there are travel bargains in Harrisburg, PA.

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 10:54 | 1765702 DaBernank
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Some Greeks I know like to go to the Seychelles.

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 09:54 | 1765353 youngman
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Why the 17th...why not now....????   If your going to walk on thin ice...you might as well dance....

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 09:55 | 1765357 Cone of Uncertainty
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Please wake me up when people start dying, thanks.

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 10:07 | 1765447 arby63
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Agreed. It's all getting old. For my part, I pulled all my money out of the big banks. Paid off all the credit cards. Generally use only cash and DEFINITELY abandoned all consumerism. Did I say avoid almost any tax I can?

Sooner or later the beast will be starved enough for real reform (and prosecutions) to at least begin.

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 09:55 | 1765358 firstdivision
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It's priced in.

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 09:56 | 1765360 Fips_OnTheSpot
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Goodbye Greece, see you after the big clash.


I loved having holidays on Crete, for what it matters right now.

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 10:36 | 1765617 gaoptimize
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Appreciated by all Cretins

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 09:56 | 1765362 Raynja
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If we can just have a big enough natural disaster, the gdp would sky rocket. Within five years of that everyone ever born could permanently retire.

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 09:57 | 1765365 Saro
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My magic 8-ball says this is bullish!

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 10:15 | 1765499 oogs66
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there is only one setting on the magic 8 ball - bullish!

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 11:24 | 1765853 Poetic injustice
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No, there are multiple settings on magic 8ball:

Strongly bullish!
Insanely bullish!
Ludicrously bullish!

Different levels require to use different leverage, 1000:1 in case of ludicrously bullish.

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 09:57 | 1765370 luigi
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It remembers me Minnesota in Mediterranean souce... How handy if you can simply vote to rise a debt ceiling running presses... You can pospone problems unitl paper or ink run out.

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 09:57 | 1765372 SokPOTUS
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That would be "Fork You"; as translated from the Original Greek.

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 09:58 | 1765375 Josh Randall
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These people strike more than Big Ern McCracken


Wed, 10/12/2011 - 09:58 | 1765377 Quintus
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There a whole federation of unions specifically for workers in the Finance Ministry???

Christ, how many workers does the FinMin employ?  How many unions do you need to form a federation when there is only one employer concerned?

I suspect the Greek Finance Ministry may have an overstaffing problem.


Wed, 10/12/2011 - 09:59 | 1765386 SokPOTUS
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...and an incompetence problem.

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 10:01 | 1765403 johnQpublic
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one for your name

one for the avatar

one for the comment

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 10:02 | 1765414 Quintus
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In general, yes - but you have to admire their brilliance in continuing to suck money from the IMF/ECB/EU while delivering worse than nothing from their side.

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 10:13 | 1765478 nmewn
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"Christ, how many workers does the FinMin employ?  How many unions do you need to form a federation when there is only one employer concerned?"

One to robo-sign the checks and a thousand to move around barrels of ink.

They ran out of ink ;-)

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 10:00 | 1765393 Silverstar
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Hey.. only for keeping track of all the Strikes in Greece...



Wed, 10/12/2011 - 10:00 | 1765394 bankonzhongguo
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It doesn't count if the Ministry is not set on fire.

Greeks.  What a bunch of pussies.

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 10:01 | 1765398 Sgt. Oddball
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Having the Finance department of your country go on an extended strike is a nice way for a country to buy some time instead of telling everyone that they don't have the liquidity to make any payments on anything.

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 10:02 | 1765404 Dick Darlington
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 Oct. 12 (Bloomberg) -- Greece’s central government cash
deficit widened to 19.2 billion euros in the January to
September period from 18.5 billion euros in the same period a
year earlier, the Athens-based central bank said in an e-mailed
     Ordinary budget revenue fell to 35.2 billion euros from
36.2 billion euros while spending rose to 53 billion euros from
48.9 billion euros, according to the statement.

One helluva austerity, eh!

Wed, 10/12/2011 - 10:06 | 1765439 cherry picker
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I'm getting a $500,000 student loan to get a degree in Shadow Banking and one of the courses is about money printing.  I discovered a bankrupt weekly newpaper with all the printing presses intact and in good order.

In a few weeks I'll have the $500,000 student loan paid off and will be competing with the fed for green backs printed.  My new business may get so huge, I'll have to expand and I'll be forced to get an MBA so I can manage my new printing business.  :)

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