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Quote Stuffing Surges As If On Demand As Market Touches Intraday Lows

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Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:40 | 1547760 TruthInSunshine
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Boom goes the dynamite, bitches!!!

(First time I've seen the USD near parity with the CAD in A LONG TIME, too).

A special treat for ZH - young The Bernank as a blossoming sportscaster:

Boom Goes the Dynamite


Bonus, just for all the Mr. Margins out there:


Mr. Margin Calling 

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 17:43 | 1548589 BC6
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Thanks Truth!!! ... I'm adding that quip of wisdom to my vernacular .... BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE BITCHEZ!!!

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 22:14 | 1549603 StychoKiller
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"You met me at a strange time in my life."

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:43 | 1547772 treemagnet
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"definitely not the SEC...." 


Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:45 | 1547784 dracos_ghost
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The SEC is like BigFoot. There have been sightings but no proof of existence.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:46 | 1547788 LRC Fan
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"Only idiots sell into -500 point days"-Jim Cramer (last week, about 55302509205920 points higher than we are now)

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:46 | 1547793 jowenchrist
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Glen Beck - damn - gonna find a new site to hang out on - this one has no sincerity.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:47 | 1547799 Dr. Engali
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Yeah but I'll bet they know where all the best porn sites are.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:48 | 1547803 raki_d
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Lloyd has an idea or two. So does Jamie. But not Obama. Definitely not Obama.. or even Michelle :)

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:54 | 1547838 The Gooch
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Thanks! I just smashed my monitor trying to kill your avatar.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 16:06 | 1547910 raki_d
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Just give it a nice kiss next time !

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 17:55 | 1548630 caerus
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i threw whiskey at it

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 16:57 | 1548357 rosiescenario
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...until I read the other replies, I thought MSFT had just loosed another bug in my computer...what a relief...

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:49 | 1547805 Tinsu
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Really dumb question, but what is quote stuffing?  How does it work?

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:59 | 1547863 mick_richfield
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That is absolutely not a dumb question.

I come to ZH because it's the only place in my life where I don't get blank stares when I mention things like 'quote stuffing'.

If there is anybody here who moves in circles where so many as 10% of their friends have ever heard of quote stuffing....I wish I could move there. 

Galt's Gulch, maybe.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 16:36 | 1548173 JimBowie1958
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Ummm, there are legions of lurkers who are acquainted with said terminology but dont feel comfortable using it as it makes them feel like they are posturing as broker pros, etc.

You are not so alone as you seem to think.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 19:07 | 1548950 N57Mike
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No dumb questions ...... I am indebted to Tyler & ZH for priceless information (quote stuffing, algos, ect).

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 19:42 | 1549091 Thomas
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They only know about starching their socks.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:49 | 1547808 caerus
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boom bitchez

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:49 | 1547813 chunga
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The timing might be right for a ZH IPO...lol. I'm getting an XXL t-shirt for me and a small for the Mrs.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:50 | 1547814 chancee
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Market propped up into the close as usual. 

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:50 | 1547816 chancee
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Market propped up into the close as usual. 

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 16:01 | 1547881 mick_richfield
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What if they gave a Plunge Protection Party, and nobody came?

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 16:02 | 1547891 slewie the pi-rat
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L0L!  ++ & ++!

i thought the R2K was trying for the 666 close, today, but it's lower, now, and rising!!!  the DJIA just purged about 300+ pts!  possible eating disorder?

gold & silver nice finish, too!

wheeee!  (not to mention:  we are doomed!  L0L)

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:50 | 1547818 LRC Fan
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Seeing C scroll across the ticker at $28 and change makes me realize something. 

Instead of QE3, they should just wait until the market drops about 35% more and then 1/100 reverse split all stocks.  Presto!  Brand new highs! 

Honestly that's incredible that C is down below $30 even after a 1/10 reverse split.  How pathetic can this get? 

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:51 | 1547819 Hedgetard55
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Giant Squid getting fried today for calamari sandwiches.


Down a big 10% for the day.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:50 | 1547822 pods
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I wanna see this sucker puke down to 9k, then we can all talk about what is really going on.

Until the train wrecks sheeple hang their hat on unicorn horns, praying that they can stay asleep.

I say BTFD already.

Burn The Fucker Down.


Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:52 | 1547833 lieutenantjohnchard
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down over 400 points isn't it about time for zh's resident genius world's worst trader to post something along the lines of the tick is down a kajillion, and it's the buying opportunity of a lifetime, which of course, he has no intention of taking advantage of since he's still too busy processing the same 1099 he processed last week for the bank.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 15:59 | 1547864 caerus
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ding! ding! ding!

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 16:05 | 1547908 slewie the pi-rat
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thank you!  & here's your DOW DOWN FREAKING 500 hat, too!

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 16:02 | 1547889 irishlink
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Pissani thinks that there were a few " bright spots in the day" lol

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 22:20 | 1549612 StychoKiller
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What, he woke up sucking air?

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 16:03 | 1547900 monopoly
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Bright spots. Yeah, the sun came up today.

I am wiped, I need a nap.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 16:22 | 1548047 mynhair
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(Need an Ishit app to keep the hats straight.   Oh, there's the 8,000 one; I'll wear that.)

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 16:23 | 1548057 RichardP
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"bright spots in the day"

If a penny saved is a penny earned, I earned big bucks today.  Bright spot.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 16:48 | 1548291 Lester
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The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!

We don't need no water—Let the motherfucka' burn!
Burn, motherfucka', burn!

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 17:15 | 1548472 MarcusLCrassus
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Call me crazy, but I recall that market manipulation was illegal.  Do they just not care about that anymore?  Is that legal so therefore everyone can now engage in market manipulation?

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 18:01 | 1548652 The Count
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Immoral? Illegal? As if anybody was on top of that these days.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 18:32 | 1548814 Miss Expectations
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Hello Marcus...It may help with your ZH orientation if you just realize everything you ever thought was a damn lie.  Start there and stick around.

Wed, 08/10/2011 - 18:37 | 1548829 GolfHatesMe
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Wed, 08/10/2011 - 18:33 | 1548817 GolfHatesMe
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You could be called Illegal Front Running HFT Partners,LLP   D/B/A  Screwing The Market With Algo Timing, LLC  and no one would ever look into your trading.

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