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Boom goes the dynamite, bitches!!!
(First time I've seen the USD near parity with the CAD in A LONG TIME, too).
A special treat for ZH - young The Bernank as a blossoming sportscaster:
Boom Goes the Dynamite
Bonus, just for all the Mr. Margins out there:
Mr. Margin Calling
Thanks Truth!!! ... I'm adding that quip of wisdom to my vernacular .... BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE BITCHEZ!!!
"You met me at a strange time in my life."
"definitely not the SEC...."
The SEC is like BigFoot. There have been sightings but no proof of existence.
"Only idiots sell into -500 point days"-Jim Cramer (last week, about 55302509205920 points higher than we are now)
Glen Beck - damn - gonna find a new site to hang out on - this one has no sincerity.
Yeah but I'll bet they know where all the best porn sites are.
Lloyd has an idea or two. So does Jamie. But not Obama. Definitely not Obama.. or even Michelle :)
Thanks! I just smashed my monitor trying to kill your avatar.
Just give it a nice kiss next time !
i threw whiskey at it
...until I read the other replies, I thought MSFT had just loosed another bug in my computer...what a relief...
Really dumb question, but what is quote stuffing? How does it work?
That is absolutely not a dumb question.
I come to ZH because it's the only place in my life where I don't get blank stares when I mention things like 'quote stuffing'.
If there is anybody here who moves in circles where so many as 10% of their friends have ever heard of quote stuffing....I wish I could move there.
Galt's Gulch, maybe.
Ummm, there are legions of lurkers who are acquainted with said terminology but dont feel comfortable using it as it makes them feel like they are posturing as broker pros, etc.
You are not so alone as you seem to think.
No dumb questions ...... I am indebted to Tyler & ZH for priceless information (quote stuffing, algos, ect).
They only know about starching their socks.
The timing might be right for a ZH IPO...lol. I'm getting an XXL t-shirt for me and a small for the Mrs.
Market propped up into the close as usual.
What if they gave a Plunge Protection Party, and nobody came?
L0L! ++ & ++!
i thought the R2K was trying for the 666 close, today, but it's lower, now, and rising!!! the DJIA just purged about 300+ pts! possible eating disorder?
gold & silver nice finish, too!
wheeee! (not to mention: we are doomed! L0L)
Seeing C scroll across the ticker at $28 and change makes me realize something.
Instead of QE3, they should just wait until the market drops about 35% more and then 1/100 reverse split all stocks. Presto! Brand new highs!
Honestly that's incredible that C is down below $30 even after a 1/10 reverse split. How pathetic can this get?
Giant Squid getting fried today for calamari sandwiches.
Down a big 10% for the day.
I wanna see this sucker puke down to 9k, then we can all talk about what is really going on.
Until the train wrecks sheeple hang their hat on unicorn horns, praying that they can stay asleep.
I say BTFD already.
Burn The Fucker Down.
down over 400 points isn't it about time for zh's resident genius world's worst trader to post something along the lines of the tick is down a kajillion, and it's the buying opportunity of a lifetime, which of course, he has no intention of taking advantage of since he's still too busy processing the same 1099 he processed last week for the bank.
ding! ding! ding!
thank you! & here's your DOW DOWN FREAKING 500 hat, too!
Pissani thinks that there were a few " bright spots in the day" lol
What, he woke up sucking air?
Bright spots. Yeah, the sun came up today.
I am wiped, I need a nap.
(Need an Ishit app to keep the hats straight. Oh, there's the 8,000 one; I'll wear that.)
"bright spots in the day"
If a penny saved is a penny earned, I earned big bucks today. Bright spot.
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!
We don't need no water—Let the motherfucka' burn! Burn, motherfucka', burn!
Call me crazy, but I recall that market manipulation was illegal. Do they just not care about that anymore? Is that legal so therefore everyone can now engage in market manipulation?
Immoral? Illegal? As if anybody was on top of that these days.
Hello Marcus...It may help with your ZH orientation if you just realize everything you ever thought was a damn lie. Start there and stick around.
You could be called Illegal Front Running HFT Partners,LLP D/B/A Screwing The Market With Algo Timing, LLC and no one would ever look into your trading.
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