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Quotes Of The Week... And Friday Humor

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For our quote of the week, we go to the man who almost brutally cut the meal between breakfast and brunch (it was formerly supposed to be German demand #39 for Greece, but was mysteriously cut in the final draft) in the name of fiscal austerity and setting a shining example of calorific sacrifice. We repeat almost. Quote Busineweek: "No one pays attention to the activation of the CDS." Venizelos told lawmakers in comments broadcast live on state-run Vouli TV........   :0

But wait there is more.

As our bonus quote of the week, we go to the man who, speaking of eating, just slurped right back up the very same toxic vomit that blew up the prior iteration of his company, after the NYT earlier announced that AIG has now repurchased $2 billion of the same bonds (read Maiden Lane II) that blew up not only it but the entire financial system, from the same Fed that bailed it out by force buying these bonds from AIG in the first place. The same bailed out AIG which yesterday disclosed it will never pay taxes to the US Treasury ever again. Couretesy of Fox Business: "American International Group CEO Robert Benmosche spoke with FOX Business Network’s (FBN) Neil Cavuto about the government bailout of AIG in 2008 and the health of the company today after releasing their fourth quarter earnings. When asked if the government would bail out banks as they did during the financial crisis today, Benmosche said “I don’t think we would.” He went on to say “the financial system today is sounder than ever before.

Poor George Santayana is spinning at 852 quadrillion RPM in his grave.

 

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Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:11 | 2193907 Badabing
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smell my finger

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:14 | 2193920 prains
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twat are you talking about

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:16 | 2193932 NotApplicable
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Taint.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:21 | 2193955 TruthInSunshine
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02-24 15:15: Fed's Dudley says Fed has not engaged in any fiscal actions, and...

 

 

Fed's Dudley says Fed has not engaged in any fiscal actions, and Fed policy has been about the economy and financial stability

 

LULZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

 

(Does that include Zeee Price Stabiliteeeee?)

 

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:22 | 2193964 NotApplicable
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Anybody care to define "fiscal actions" in such a way that this statement holds true?

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:28 | 2193982 slewie the pi-rat
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fiscal actions = hanky panky at the banky (trust us)

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:33 | 2194005 Herd Redirectio...
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Check out the latest from the Capital Research Institute, "Time to Break Up the Media Monopoly"

http://www.capitalresearchinstitute.org

"As everyone knows by now, the US election cycle is in full swing.  Concerned about the economy?  The welfare of the nation?  What kind of country your grandkids will grow up in?  If you listen to the mainstream media (msm) then you 'know' the answer is to choose a political party, stick with them, and everything will work out fine...  The problem is, this couldn't be further from the truth.  The political parties no longer serve the people..."

 

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:36 | 2194020 Manthong
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They do not deserve the dignity and mercy of the guillotine.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 17:35 | 2194240 Calmyourself
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I don't care how you do 'em just don't give them any last words, they'll rehypothecate the executioners hood..

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 21:36 | 2194706 IndicaTive
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"No one pays attention to the activation of the CDS,"  He repeated over and over before stating "They pointed the gun right here! I shit you not! Right here!....So I repeat..."NO ONE pays pay attention to the activation of the CDS."

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 13:59 | 2195804 123dobryden
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yes, sure there was a time when political parties served the people, but i forgot what year that was, the only working political system is that Ants developed.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:48 | 2194063 johnQpublic
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 define "fiscal actions" in such a way that this statement holds true

 

ok.

anything good for the american public at large

easy.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 17:42 | 2194266 YC2
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monetary policy is not fiscal policy.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 22:35 | 2194813 non_anon
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watch the birdie not my lips

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:52 | 2194079 whatsinaname
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Anybody have a link on the AIG buying back Maiden Lane assets news ?

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:31 | 2193995 slaughterer
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Venizelos is, in part, right: at 3-3.5b net, the CDS market for Greece is relatively insignificant.   It is only really the subsequent disturbance in the OTC derivative market that would be the danger if rating agencies issued a default notice on the bonds.   

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:54 | 2194046 hedgeless_horseman
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Assuming they play by the rules, which is a terrible assumption.  The banks have had plenty of time to offload risk and shit to the taxpayers.  Bookies have layed off risk for years.  Warren's reinsurance business, too.  I think Slaughterer and fatass are probably right.  US banks have much bigger problems, now, and so do European banks, starting with the breaking tsunami of interest rate risk set to hit the global coast.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:47 | 2194054 Mark Carney
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Has the derivitives market hit the $quadrillion target yet?

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 22:53 | 2194841 UP Forester
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Does it matter?

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

How many unicorns does it take to shit out a ton of skittles per day?

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 05:05 | 2195292 NoClueSneaker
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Sehr wahrscheinlich ... Afterburner kicked, there were 707 Trillions in July ...

( At least 250 Bn. more right now ).

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:47 | 2194055 Dr. Richard Head
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Doesthis have to do with anything? http://www.veteranstoday.com/2012/02/21/intel-exclusive-trillion-dollar-terror-exposed/

House of Lords Speach from February 20, 2012. 

Bush, Fed, Europe Banks in $15 Trillion Fraud, All Documented

 

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:47 | 2194056 macholatte
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Question:  If the face value of Greek bonds is cut by 70%, which does not trigger a "credit event" leaving the CDS intact, then does the face value of the CDS also get cut?

Seems to me that a "voluntary" reduction in value would be justification for the CDS to also be reduced. 

 

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:50 | 2194070 johnQpublic
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dont know, as i havent been paying attention

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 23:05 | 2194872 number cruncher
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tyler... time to revisit this story and address felix salmons reponse on reuters.here is also an article in the new lyork times that seems to point out some professor saying its just potatoes and dismissing the notion.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:54 | 2194088 redpill
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Net is irrelevant when the counterparty can't pay.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 17:54 | 2194294 JPM Hater001
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Agreed.  Let's I have 5 girlfriend but if sleeping with any one (net of 5) of them results in breaking up with the other four and then kicked in the nuts by the 5th do you really have 5 girlfriends or the tough choice of which one you want to kick you in the nuts?

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 17:02 | 2194108 LoneCapitalist
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If you learn anything from ZH it should be that " when a default occurs GROSS BECOMES NET"

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:47 | 2194059 battle axe
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Don't pay attention to the CDS market, because if that gets triggered there will not be any chance of a Domino effect because  the banks know what  they are doing and are so well capitalized. Also I will not blow my load in your mouth, trust me. 

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 17:34 | 2194238 Eisenhorn
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"No one that matters pays attention to the activation of the CDS."

Fixed.

The bankster overlords can just ignore reality apparently.

 

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 02:07 | 2195208 StychoKiller
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The Fraud is strong with the Banksters...

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 18:31 | 2194398 persu
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Again, ZH proves to be amazing. What about the fake bonds in zurich? All news are so strange that I start to believe all 2012 conspiracy bullshit anyone just invents.

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 02:07 | 2195209 StychoKiller
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Convictions create convicts -- what is reality?

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 23:55 | 2195010 connda
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"I'm going to fuck myself in the head: Long live the new flesh!"

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:12 | 2193909 putaipan
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is he giving me the M.I.A secret superbowl hand signal?

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:15 | 2193929 NotApplicable
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Though unlike M.I.A., he has nary a single fuck to give.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:23 | 2193966 Agent P
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middle sausage

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 22:28 | 2194798 Taint Boil
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Sausage is good, mmm, mmm good

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 02:09 | 2195211 StychoKiller
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That finger is saying, "Operation Mindfsck is continuing..."

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:13 | 2193911 4realmoney
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All Ron Paul Highlught from Arizona Debate on CNN

http://djia.tv/ron-paul/all-ron-paul-highlights-cnn-republican-debate-ar...

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:32 | 2193953 Dr. Richard Head
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Bad Lip Reading of Ron Paul - "Free bananas" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvahywQKeFc&ob=av3e

Since it is Friday humor and all.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:43 | 2194044 Cheduba
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Thank you, made me laugh.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:14 | 2193918 Big Fish
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easy easy money for nothin

 

easy easy chicks for free

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:14 | 2193922 The trend is yo...
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sounder then ever....we're doomed

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:14 | 2193923 JohnKozac
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"Heck w/ those measly 7 course dinners!.......Point me to the Buffet!!!!!"

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:14 | 2193924 trade the day
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How did you get voted up 100 times already?!? I demand a recount bitchez

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:16 | 2193933 NotApplicable
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Look closer.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:14 | 2193925 redpill
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"No one pays attention to the activation of the CDS."

 

How do you even say that with a straight face?

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:20 | 2193957 NotApplicable
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"Pay no attention to the CDS activations behind the curtain!"

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 17:55 | 2194297 MsCreant
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These are not the CDS activations you are looking for. You may move on now.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:31 | 2193991 citrine
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He doesn't know what "CDS" is.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 17:11 | 2194141 ceilidh_trail
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CDS or CVS? Golly, now I'm all confused...

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 18:06 | 2194314 Wakanda
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CDS? CVS?  This is the economy on drugs.  Really really bad drugs.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:35 | 2194015 carbonmutant
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Well that would be the best sign I've heard...

Somebody actually got him say something about the issue everyone is trying to bury under the rug.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:49 | 2194067 Confused
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Its a start....

 

I do enjoy the fact that he is giving the finger.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:14 | 2193926 GeneMarchbanks
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Something bad is going down very soon.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:36 | 2194006 OneEyedJack
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.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:37 | 2194022 GeneMarchbanks
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I hope it's leading to some weird sex fantasies is about all I can say.

Awww, you changed it...

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:36 | 2194007 hedgeless_horseman
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Like the landlady in King Pin type of bad going down, or worse?

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:38 | 2194026 Dr.Vannostrand
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We are all about to be "Munson-ed"!

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:41 | 2194036 GeneMarchbanks
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Best case is it'll be a quicky. It's the afterwards I'm worried about...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlxzzqxuF8g&feature=related

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 17:00 | 2194104 whatsinaname
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but Dexia is already down..

 

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:14 | 2193927 YesWeKahn
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"the financial system today is sounder than ever before."

 

great, lets all increase interest rates and return all the borrowed money from ECB.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:18 | 2193941 NotApplicable
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"Sounder" = Sounds associated with dying.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:15 | 2193930 williambanzai7
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COSTA VENIZELOS

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:28 | 2193980 resurger
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He is much more cuter than Zoolander...

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:30 | 2193989 redpill
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He needs Merkel to squeeze in the other end of the boat so it doesn't capsize, literally and figuratively!

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:35 | 2194013 resurger
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Zis iz waar rode pil

vrede


Fri, 02/24/2012 - 18:27 | 2194387 dvsteenk
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i agree

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:40 | 2194030 _ConanTheLibert...
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I'm on to you. You Photoshopped this, didn't you? Venizelos looks less ugly here.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 20:34 | 2194620 Jena
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And he just slipped and fell into that fat suit.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:39 | 2194032 carbonmutant
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Actually the boat he's sitting in is the "Greek Economy" and it has a few leaks.

His job is to keep the buyers focused on the bow and not the stern...

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 22:30 | 2194804 Taint Boil
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Oh. My. God.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:16 | 2193935 Eally Ucked
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Ben Moshe directing company from somewhere in Croatia, ha, ha he knows what he's talking about. And that fat guy from Greece should go on austerity drive himself, maybe only potatoes peels only for few months before showing up in public.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:44 | 2194045 ebworthen
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Good article, thanks.

I especially liked this:

"As for Greece, the end game will be the Greeks rejecting austerity. The euro is nothing but a gold standard lacking flexibility, and all the onus is on private citizens to take the pain. Eventually, a Greek politician will say, 'Vote for me, and I'll get us out of this system.'"

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:16 | 2193937 DavidC
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Time for Hugh Hendry again methinks.

'I would recommend you panic'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuysYXlJ43I

DavidC

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:18 | 2193950 fuu
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the financial system today is sounder than ever before.

Troll.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:24 | 2193972 resurger
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death star is located at the end of the black ass hole...

 

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:24 | 2193952 GMadScientist
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"And 'den 'dey fuck ya...in 'da brain!"

Is our tubby, swarthy friend so far from the mark when discussing butt-nekkid CDS?

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:24 | 2193970 fuu
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Since this is the humor thread, I find this funny: http://www.zerohedge.com/users/robottrader

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 18:23 | 2194377 Robot Trader's ...
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gotta love it..

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:25 | 2193973 zerozulu
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Don't mess with me. I'm already fucked-up here.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:29 | 2193984 dontgoforit
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nothing worse than a stupid bankstagotta get it off while he pulls his wanksta can't come close he's takin' all the money look out Merkel baby, he's a comin' for ya' honey

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:29 | 2193987 peekcrackers
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the financial system today is sounder than ever before.

Venizelos Abs a as solid as a bowl of tomato soup

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 18:27 | 2194386 Dapper Dan
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Sounder, a form of sounding:

 Sounding or urethral sounding is the medical use of probes called sounds to increase the inner diameter of the urethra and to locate obstructions in it. Sounds are also used to stretch the urethra in order to receive piercing.

Or see:

 Cock-stuffing, or "sounding" as it is called in the S&M community, involves inserting smooth, long, and thin surgical steel rods called "sounds" (hence the name "sounding") into a man's urethra. The two most commonly used "sounds" are the Van Buren, which has a J-shaped curve on the end, and the Dittle, which is straight. Other objects, such as thermometers, may do the trick, but metal sounds are recommended because they are easier to clean and have no chance of breaking when in use. While a glass thermometer may be readily available, the risk of breaking (and leaking harmful mercury) makes this a risky option.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:31 | 2193996 ebworthen
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Debt filled blintzes, doughnuts, and éclairs; but the sovereigns and markets eating them are "healthier than ever".

Note to self: cigarettes, whiskey, and bacon.

 

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 17:27 | 2194214 slewie the pi-rat
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"...mmm...doughnuts..."
[homerSimpson]

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:31 | 2193998 pods
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Man that guy could at least skip second-breakfast.  Or elevensies.

pods

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:32 | 2194002 williambanzai7
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THE AIG ROAD SHOW

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:34 | 2194011 dontgoforit
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good gawd, ya'll

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:36 | 2194021 alien-IQ
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Let Your Life be a Friction to Stop the Machine

A brilliant, maddening and inspiring video. Truly a Must Watch.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2Xh5eN2fXY&feature=player_embedded

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:39 | 2194023 bdc63
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God help us ...

Seriously God -- help us!  We are floundering down here and making a mess of everything ...

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:43 | 2194024 slewie the pi-rat
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alright!

this is his first time at the clothing-optional stand-upClub, so let's welcome slewie!

thanks for nothin, shitheads!

hey!  a pirate and a finiMini walk into a bar and the finiMini sez:  "No one pays attention to the activation of the CDS."

[you lesbians try to keep it together, ok?  slewie lovez ya!]

and the pirate sez:  George Santayana  never thought so many would forget so much, so soon, for so little, BiCheZ!

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:48 | 2194065 fuu
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<raucous cheers>

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 17:14 | 2194151 slewie the pi-rat
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all seriousness aside
you look great in that fur!

listen:  some "internationalcomedicdeconstructionco" was recently doing a fabulous monologue, somewhere, about china!
really!

point was that china was gonna do the syria0peration, internationally

little different than protecting the civilians with a no-fly zone was the sub-verse

step back, take a break, talk amongst yourselves, different "factions" welcome at the table, get it down, have a vote, international observers;   Hahahaha!
now this:  Former UN Gen. Sec. Kofi Anan Appointed UN-AL Envoy on Syria

strange, but "true"?  L0L!!!

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 17:38 | 2194248 fuu
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It's totally sustainable fur.

Anan and on.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 18:58 | 2194319 slewie the pi-rat
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is it the light here?  or does the carpet look a little more sustainable than the drapes? <rim shot>

well' this has been pistol-packin fun, mamas&papas, and now, heeeeeere's timmah!!![funnyLink! omg!]

{how many noticed the extended finiMiniMidiFingi?}

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 17:31 | 2194229 slewie the pi-rat
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we're the only shitheads on the whole page getting junked!

  • now, that's funny!
  • keep drinking tyler, you pussy!  L0L!!!
Fri, 02/24/2012 - 17:49 | 2194279 fuu
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Red junks at night.

Oh ho.

Woah oh oh oh ohohohohoh.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 18:11 | 2194304 slewie the pi-rat
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eisenhorn's here

i'm sorry tyler!  L0L!!!

i'm looking at that video and i see a yutoob4: "loveMyWay"/psychedelicFurs

you have never failed me yet, fuu!  L0L!!! 

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 01:43 | 2195181 fuu
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It was a rich vein of related.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:45 | 2194048 quark288
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Out of Context comment on this post but Jeremy Grantham's 4th Quarter Newsletter Released http://www.gmo.com/websitecontent/JGLetter_LongestLetterEver_4Q11.pdf

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:45 | 2194049 mayhem_korner
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Dood in the bottom pic looks like a bad genetics cross of Leslie Nielsen and Tip O'Neil.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 17:07 | 2194128 shushup
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lol

 

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 16:48 | 2194064 Shylockracy
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Venizelos' hopium makes Leo Kolivakis' delusions look sane by comparison.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 17:07 | 2194126 shushup
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OMG! These are the guys who are running things!

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 17:07 | 2194127 Bunga Bunga
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Those quotes are soooo 2007. Reminds me on " ... financials are a generational buy here ..."

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 17:08 | 2194130 malek
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the financial system today is sounder than ever before

Can't we make a new TV show, in which a few basic facts about certain events or institutions are given, and then the candidates have to give speaches telling the most ridiculous contradictions to said facts, while keeping a straight face?
Then for the scoring, politicians and manager clips are played in which those tell the most outrageous lies on the same facts for reference, and then the viewers vote on the candidates.

They're would be endless material to do such a show on...

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 22:53 | 2194842 Burr's 2nd Shot
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It is already on three different versions of C-Span

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 17:37 | 2194246 hunglow
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I'm just a professional.  I'm just a professional. 

 

How much time do I have?

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 18:15 | 2194257 BlackholeDivestment
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                                     Fiscal action?

...oh yeah, right, you mean occult sex magic. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY2gK4_m_gQ

...fiscal action>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAyWvcIFfy4 << raise the what?

 ...fiscal reaction>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEcMm6S7T_k << Ben and Woody Allen in Carlyle Group Helicopter 

      ....and the resulting graven image http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJIGC90liAE 

see Osiris Legend http://www.delusionresistance.org/christian/masonry.html

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 17:40 | 2194260 PR Guy
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If you are looking for a laugh at the end of the week....

 

http://www.ekathimerini.com/4dcgi/_w_articles_wsite1_1_24/02/2012_429830

 

Monkey see what's going on, Monkey get the hell out of it.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 17:46 | 2194278 tao400
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It's friday. where's anonymous. Isn't it time for them to take somebody down.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 17:51 | 2194289 SILVERGEDDON
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Venezilos - George, don't look so shocked. I had to pull my finger out of your asshole - to release more of your hot air and empty promises. I am not putting it back in until you hand over the Greek gold, and I have finished sucking off this microphone" 

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 18:12 | 2194342 Angus McHugepenis
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What's that old saying?... Politics is Hollywood for ugly people?

Look at the size of that fat fuck's fat fist as he tries to head fuck himself with his own finger.

Just imagine the destruction this fat fuck causes every time he uses the shitter. He probably has to travel with his own team of environmental hazard clean up specialists. But I digress...

 

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 23:53 | 2194346 Wakanda
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Venizelos is pissed because he thinks "CDS" refers to a clause in the caterer's contract that allows them to substitute fake crab meat in the seafood salad.

Problem easily solved.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 18:25 | 2194381 sgorem
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say it again george! I cunt fuckin eer ya, i"ve got an ear infuction! you slimey bastards....

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 19:05 | 2194483 Bansters-in-my-...
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The word"delusional" seems to come to mind..

Ps....Fuck you's bankers.

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 19:37 | 2194531 phenry2
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Today's true friday funny:  Slovaks vote to name bridge Chuck Norris.  US action film star leads the running in public vote for name of bridge to cross Morava river into Austria

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/feb/23/slovaks-bridge-chuck-norris

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 20:55 | 2194650 Yen Cross
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 Why can't the 2 legislative branches of congress/ head-but them selfs too death "._."   <>

Fri, 02/24/2012 - 21:04 | 2194658 Yen Cross
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 I'm ," NOT" in a joking mood!

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 04:17 | 2195276 caerus
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no one puts Venizelos in the corner (booth)!

Sat, 02/25/2012 - 18:15 | 2196286 goldfish1
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Not a lovely man.

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