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Raj Raj Gets 11 Years In Federal Prison

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Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:21 | 1769616 teknic
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They should have given him the 19-24 years.

 

Health issues my ass.

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:25 | 1769648 Pladizow
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So with good behavior he'll be out in 5-6 years?

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:28 | 1769661 slackrabbit
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probably three after a letter from timmay saying he was doing gods work

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:32 | 1769681 gojam
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We're going to need more prisons.

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:39 | 1769726 onearmedlove
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Actually if they stopped putting black people in jail for selling weed there would be lots of space.

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:03 | 1769839 Surly Bear
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'Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison'

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:48 | 1770021 ThisIsBob
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Speaking of which, How does our leqader expect to carry California without the queer and stoner vote?

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:54 | 1770038 goldfreak
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Did he not contribute to the right senator or something?

Let that be a lesson to you all for trying to disrespect (shortchange) our "elected" officials (gangsters)

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 14:42 | 1770488 Oh regional Indian
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Actually, I see this as a really rayciss case. Raj was nowhere near the top of the foodchain, even with his billion or half. He was a wannabe.

The GWS (Great White Sharks) are still swimming free and will be, for some time to come. Lot's more minnows to  the Gallows yet. Raj was partially screwed by the colour of his skin. No doubt.

ORI

The Perversion of Language

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:17 | 1769893 fuu
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Amen to that.

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 13:35 | 1770158 zerozulu
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Legalize weed.

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:40 | 1769731 junkyardjack
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And ballin' out of control

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:48 | 1769775 Don Birnam
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Raj, next to a ready supply of cartons of Marlboro Reds, this will be your best friend on the inside:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QjkYc8tyjdM/TSDPHnswCGI/AAAAAAAAAPc/u5Nf2HR4JX...

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:49 | 1769781 SRV - ES339
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Federal system... he serves it all, maybe 10% for GB but that's it!

Real question is where are the rest of them... you know, the crooks that really look like Wall Street bankers... Oh wait, I get it... it's the visible minorities that are the bad guys!

Off to join the Occupy Bay Street in Toronto this weekend... hope to see some ZH fans there!

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 13:45 | 1770198 smlbizman
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BUT SENATORS AND REPS ARE FREE TO INSIDE TRADE....BILL GROSS IS ALLOWED TO INSIDE TRADE...YOU ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE LOBBIEST LISTENING FOR INSIDE INFORMATION IN THE HALLS OF CONGRESS AND SELLING TO THEIR CLIENTS....ANYBODY THAT THINKS THIS GUY DESERVED WHAT HE GOT IS MISSING THE BIG PICTURE.....I WOULD THINK IF WE STARTED HANGING PEOPLE HE WOULD NOT EVEN MAKE THE LIST....

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 15:44 | 1770796 JayParamedic
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I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE YELLING!!!!!

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 14:33 | 1770457 OffShorewHore
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Nah, he'll do 85% which means he will be out probably 9 years and some change.

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 14:34 | 1770461 dugorama
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why do you pre-suppose good behaviour?

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:11 | 1769868 Freddie
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Steve Cohen (SAC) and Cramer when he was a hedgie bottom feeder do the same things.  Raj should lose his citizenship and be deported after he gets out of the luxury fed prison he will be spending time in.

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:21 | 1769617 haskelslocal
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Can the real tan guy please stand up. Please stand up. Please stand up.

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:22 | 1769618 thatthingcanfly
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Maybe he can petition to serve part of that doing community service by cleaning windows at a 7-11.

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:22 | 1769630 tekhneek
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Someone please bend him over and fuck him with a sand paper condom using baby powder as lubricant.

Thanks.

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:48 | 1769774 Problem Is
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Your favorite way to take it, my dear?

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:59 | 1769822 tekhneek
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Wishful thinking I 'spose.

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:04 | 1769848 Yen Cross
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 Ouch! Remind me to never incite your wrong "side"...

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:23 | 1769635 loveyajimbo
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Now he can work on his fat belly while his new pals work on his fat ass...  what is the CDS on his colon health?

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:32 | 1769676 slaughterer
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Now we finally have one convicted.  What about the others?

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:46 | 1770009 Sancho Ponzi
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I won't be satisfied until Vikram Pandit, 'God's work' Blankfein and Jamie Dimon are his shower buddies.

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:23 | 1769637 falak pema
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One good thing about this discplinary decision is that raj raj will lose weight! 

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:24 | 1769642 Tense INDIAN
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isnt that too harsh....thats like a murder sentence

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:09 | 1769864 johnQpublic
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isnt it somewhat of a death sentence when you rob people of the future wealth forcing them into poverty and how about commodities manipulation that drives up the price of food for the poor worldwide causing starvation and death?

 

besides, you know damn well he'll walk early or get some sorta presidential pardon

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:24 | 1769643 PicassoInActions
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he probably was involved in latest Iran plot... 

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:24 | 1769645 treemagnet
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You gotta know the right people and make sure they're happy with their cut before you start this kind of shit.  Oh, and make sure you can pin it on some intern....

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:27 | 1769650 PulauHantu29
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Yes, it's much easier to go after some foreigner (or at least looks alien) then a home grown financial fraudster on Wall Street.

What's next?

You'll try to tell me some Mexican drug cartle pawn tried to assassinate an Arab King?

....how gullible do you think I am?

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:29 | 1769667 disabledvet
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Did you know the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary?

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:32 | 1769680 PulauHantu29
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gullible. Also found in: Legal, Encyclopedia, Wikipedia, 0.01 sec. gul·li·ble (g l -b l ). adj. Easily deceived or duped. [From gull.] gul li·bil i·ty n. gul li·bly adv. gullible ...

 

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/gullible

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:03 | 1769836 HelluvaEngineer
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Is "sense of humor" in there?

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:31 | 1769670 disabledvet
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?

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:34 | 1769694 gmrpeabody
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What about doublepost?

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:41 | 1769734 knukles
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What about it?

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:42 | 1769740 knukles
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What about it?

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:46 | 1769762 Problem Is
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Fuckin' Funny...

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:46 | 1769765 Problem Is
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Fuckin' Funny...

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:27 | 1769655 AGuy
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Unlike Mozilo, Raj failed to pay off the right politicians.

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:32 | 1769675 NotApplicable
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Yes, I take it he's not in the club.

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:26 | 1769931 spanish inquisition
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Not enough money to buy freedom in this case. A message needed to be sent to all the dark skinned foreigners from Wall Street. Don't take jobs from white male criminals or they will make you pay. Sure, work around the margins so Wall Street can say "Hey, we are integrated!" or "There is a woman around here too somewhere, you must of just missed her!" Raj's problem was he did the work of 5-6 white male inside traders at a fraction of the cost. You know how cranky Streeters get when bonuses are short. 11 year sentence= (avg prev sentences) 2 years x (displaced indigenous insider traders, 5-6) 5.5. And he will bend over and take it, because if he causes a fuss, he will be tied to aiding terrorists and a drone will be sent to his home town.

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 13:28 | 1770136 zerozulu
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Hindooos and Jeoos don't know how to give. They only know how to take.

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:29 | 1769668 vegas
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This is nothing short of a travesty of justice. Typical of what passes in the US for a 'pound of flesh"

Meanwhile as TD notes, Mozillo, Bawny Fwank, Dodd, et al get a complete pass on the biggest fraud in the history of the world.

Hell, nobody can even give a legal definition of "insider trading". But don't worry, the kleptocrats at the SEC are busy protecting the public 24/7/365 while surfing for porn 8 hours a day. Sorry to see you get your nuts busted Raj.

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:34 | 1769692 Lets_Eat_Ben
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I wonder if Barney Frank will become more intelligible once his tongue is cut out...

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:32 | 1769678 YesWeKahn
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Hey, he was just a small fish. There are still sharks out there.

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