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Mon, 11/28/2011 - 07:22 | 1920348 paarsons
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More of the same.

The extend and pretend is on.

The markets are soaring.

http://fucklloydblankfein.blogspot.com

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 07:24 | 1920349 Hicham
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Hate being up at 5am but its nice having some idea (or at least thinking you do) of what's going on in advance.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 07:31 | 1920353 AngryGerman
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...no shit!

and then some politicians or central bankster comes along and fucks it all up

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 07:58 | 1920362 Hicham
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ye, bloody broken markets

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 08:21 | 1920379 Carlyle Groupie
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You must admit /6E is looking very sexi, no?

Power to the PiPs!

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 08:38 | 1920414 Popo
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Even the Scousers are working in Finance.   

 

I think I just had a "shoeshine boy" moment...

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 08:26 | 1920388 No Mas
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What's broken about them?  Won't go down when ZH tells them to do so?  It is not always bad when equity prices rise you know. 

So what's the ZH prediction?  DOW 6000/S&P 600 still the numbers?  The first time I saw that call was back in late 2009 after the bounce had commenced.  I was drawn to ZH as a moth to flame, wanting, as all the good ZH Sheeple, to be convinced the sorry ass government and the banks were going to get their due and the ignorant masses holding equities would pay as well being as how they were nowhere near as smart as I.

Well, lesson learned.  Markets are what they are; ZH is what it is.  A fun place to visit and see how the losers of the world view things.  The sky is falling, the end is near, looky - the markets are getting ready to tumble!!

Thanks for the entertainment guys.  While ZH is about the best contrian indicator avaialable (reverse the ZH meme and make some money) it is still a blast to read all these posts from folks who, for some reason, believe they know what is about to come.  They are usually wrong, especially about market direction and cultural events, but damn this is some funny reading around these parts.

Next up; To The Moon Alice!  To The Moon!

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 08:28 | 1920394 Carlyle Groupie
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It's Zheeple not ZH Sheeple. Get wit it yo.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 08:29 | 1920395 AngryGerman
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...back to the stable with you...

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 10:24 | 1920705 mtomato2
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Why are you even here?  Idiot.  Glittering jewel of colossal ignorance.  Are you really as stupid as you make yourself sound, or are you just trolling out of boredom?

If you had any inkling of what Zero Hedge did and does, you would know that it takes, among other things, a bifurcated approach to viewing what is and what will be.

While showing and suggesting what should be happening during conventional times, it is simultaneously showing how THESE ARE NOT CONVENTIONAL TIMES!  And if you think they are, then it is you who is the poster child for "sheeple..."

Zero Hedge does the best job possible of navigating through the madness and projecting the madnesses' possible outcomes.

I motherfucking DARE you to do better.  And stay honest.

 

Asshole.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 07:33 | 1920352 hugovanderbubble
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France to be downgraded next 28 th December ´11

Austria will be next week

Bye Bye Germany - U will be toasted and ur exports will decrease faster as Carl Lewis. (all German Landesbanks has commited accounting fraud, specially with Subgovernments Bonds, Hybrids and Reits across Emerging Europe and Spain)...

END OF THE EQUITY MARKET AS THIS IS A COMPLETLY CORRUPTED & MEGAMANIPULATED CIRCUS

 

BNP,Natixis,Credit Agricole,Credit Mutuel, and Societe Generale will be nationalized.

 

GAME OVER RELOADED

 

the big sell off is coming...called the DRAUPNER WAVE

 

EUROSTOXX = 1.500

S&P = 850

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 07:35 | 1920355 achmachat
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The outside world didn't get the memo.
Dexia is up more than 14%
bnp is up more than 8%
etc.
Is this a last attempt pump and dump?

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 07:39 | 1920357 AngryGerman
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IT'S ELITE-BOND TIME BITCHEZ!! ALL LIGHTS GREEN. GO GO GO!

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 09:15 | 1920479 disabledvet
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HBC purchase having an impact. Phuck the Anglo-Saxon banking behemouth at your peril. The weird part to me is still that the US banks with all those 2nd lien mortgages and credit card receivables should be worthless next to the (formerly) big euro banks. "no honor among thieves" I guess.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 07:48 | 1920364 sabra1
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i never doubted, that insiders sell into all rumour driven rallies! they love turning air money into the real thing, thanks to the sheeple!

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 07:59 | 1920369 AngryGerman
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yep, that's precisely why they taught you "Buy the rumours, sell the facts" in school!

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 07:37 | 1920356 hugovanderbubble
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http://imageshack.us/f/706/francedowngraded28thdec.jpg/

 

FRANCE IS NOT AAA

AUSTRIA NEITHER

 

RATING AGENCIES ARE ALL TERRORISTS

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 07:40 | 1920358 AngryGerman
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neither is germany

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 08:17 | 1920378 TheSheepWolf
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neither is US

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 07:43 | 1920361 sabra1
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y'all notice oil going up, but gas prices not following yet? insiders are filling up reserves, oil tankers getting filled, ready to go in circles for months! they'll head for port once war breaks out in the middle east, skyrocketing prices!

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 07:51 | 1920366 slaughterer
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Whack-a-mole time for ZH with the swarm of Euro-Rumors popping up everywhere. 

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 08:01 | 1920370 FranSix
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Aren't we supposed to have a rogue trader taking risks with client's money when bond markets rout?

http://quotes.ino.com/chart/?s=CBOT_ZB.Z11.E

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 08:04 | 1920371 sasebo
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The fat cats with all the computer money created by the fed control the markets. They buy to make it go up & sell short to make it go down more than it went up all on margin, plus options & rake in the little guys cash. So what else is new?

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