A Record 216 Hedge Funds Own Apple: The World's Biggest Hedge Fund Hotel Gets Even Bigger

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It is just getting plain silly: with a record 216 hedge funds holding Apple at the end of 2011, why does anyone pay the 2 and 20 any more? Just buy Apple. As a reminder, at the end of Q3 209 hedge funds owned Apple, at the end of Q2 it was 181, at the end of Q1 it was 173 and so on. The paterns is clear. What is also clear is that as Apple goes, so goes the entire hedge fund space. Goldman notes: "30% of  fundamentally-driven hedge funds hold at least one share of AAPL. One out of five hedge funds has AAPL among its ten largest long positions. When among the top ten holdings, AAPL represents an average of 8% of total single-stock long equity exposure. In aggregate, hedge funds own only 4% of AAPL market cap with 1.6% average position across all funds."

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Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:20 | 2188970 john39
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and they charge for putting clients into that?  who is the bigger idiot, client or fund...

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:23 | 2188999 BaBaBouy
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AND The Brand-New I-Fone Price will be 1999.99 ...

 

Will The Gotta-Have-It SUCKERS keep on paying ?????????????????

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:25 | 2189008 BaBaBouy
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The "Barbarick" Stock ...

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:39 | 2189081 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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I ate the apple and now all I want to do is stack silver.  Afterall, it's only $34.....

....make that $35.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:45 | 2189101 flacon
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Huge negative silver raid going on at the moment. (economic-speak for the price is rising)

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:49 | 2189129 redpill
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It is with great amusement that I can sit back and watch the "smartest guys in the room" get worked up into a sweaty-palmed terror as they helplessly try to trade in this impossibly speculative front-run market and finally resign themselves to being nothing more than a herd of sheep chasing AAPL, no different than any average mouth-breathing Cramer-watching Dodge Stratus-driving retail investor who thinks he's a stock market rockstar because of a company that somehow managed to pasturize their Chinese slave labor into sleek pop-culture-icon personal electronics.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:54 | 2189155 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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It is with great amusement that I can sit back and watch the "smartest guys in the room" get worked up into a sweaty-palmed terror as they helplessly try to trade in this impossibly speculative front-run market and finally resign themselves to being nothing more than a herd of sheep chasing AAPL, no different than any average mouth-breathing Cramer-watching Dodge Stratus-driving retail investor who thinks he's a stock market rockstar because of a company that somehow managed to pasturize their Chinese slave labor into sleek pop-culture-icon personal electronics.

This needed framing.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:56 | 2189175 redpill
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Come to think of it I think I'll start a Chinese Factory Worker Suicide Index that would be a positive leading indicator of increasing Apple productivity.  Nothing says "success" like working people until they kill themselves.  Now THAT'S an organization I want to own a piece of!

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:58 | 2189188 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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They died for the love of their product.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 12:02 | 2189209 redpill
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4 fresh bodies this morning Johnson!  This is perfect "research content" to include in our March investor newsletter to justify to our clients the fund's continued leveraged purchase of AAPL stock even at $500+ levels!  I feel a martini lunch coming on!

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 14:19 | 2189730 tamboo
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sleek pop culture icon surveillance electronics;

 

fixed it for you.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:57 | 2189166 Don Birnam
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The above-captioned 50 "most popular stocks" with the hedge fund universe quite literally runs like the top 50 holdings in Fidelity Contrafund. 

So, is it assumed that only the "One-Percenters" will be shorn when this hedge fund hotel complex eventually incinerates capital with similar intensity as the investment equivalent of the Triangle Shirt Waist Factory fire ? Indeed, glance at the "Top 20" lists of the most asset-bloated mutual funds at retail behemoths Fidelity, Dodge & Cox, T. Rowe Price, and so forth, and I submit that the collateral damage to the retail IRA/401(k) investor has the propensity to be, frankly, devastating. This is the most crowded trade I have witnessed in a very long time, and will most certainly not end well.

 

 

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:29 | 2189027 Born Patriot
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Those god damn assholes at "Apple" need to learn something about patriotism and country. What fuck is up with them hiring these overseas monkeys in China? Last time I checked, Apple was an AMERICAN company. I want to see these bastards hire Americans and pay American wages.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:32 | 2189045 resurger
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Do you want to troll this?

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:42 | 2189098 monopoly
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I see the trolls are back. First of all those "monkeys" are human beings who are trying to support their family in their country. 

Next, AAPL cannot hire Americans because the unions would make sure that AAPL would not make a profit on the products they sell because it all belongs to the workers in the form of pay, health care, retirement, sick leave, vacation, maternity leave, union paying meetings, and on and on.

And, then investors would be upset as profits move lower, they sell their holdings. Then more jobs would be lost here in America as AAPL will have to do what so many American corporations have done and that is fire employees, putting more on the govt. tit.

Is that what you mean? Some of these posts are truly amazing.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 12:04 | 2189218 Jay Gould Esq.
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Troll Consubstantiation: three persons, equal, but yet one.

The Trinity:

* Hamy_Wanger

* _Million_Dollar_Bonus

* Born Patriot

Kindly leave a small gratuity in the poor box if you light a candle.

 

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 12:37 | 2189349 NotApplicable
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Nothing equal about them at all. M$B is fairly pure satire, while BP is trying to smear ZH and its commentators, always using the dirtiest brush available to attempt to apply tar.

Hamy, meanwhile covers the whole range, depending upon the subject.

These are the trolls I know, I know.

These are the trolls I know.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 14:18 | 2189726 GovtMediaLiars
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Are you an inbred drooling retard? Or just trolling?

You're no patroit. Indeed, the idea is laughable.
You are simply a brainwashed, economically ignorant, flag-waving cheerleader for the political elite. A "useful idiot" is what those folks call people like you. 
Divide and conquer. It works quite well on the feeble mind, unfortunately. 

It is people like you, and your counterparts on the left that are responsible for damn near everything that is wrong with this country. And indeed the world for that matter.
You are an enabler of criminals and totalitarians.

Very few around these parts are cognitively challenged enough to buy the nonsense you're selling my friend.

Cheers!
GML

“It is no crime to be ignorant of economics, which is, after all, a specialized discipline and one that most people consider to be a ‘dismal science.’ But it is totally irresponsible to have a loud and vociferous opinion on economic subjects while remaining in this state of ignorance.” --M. Rothbard,  Economist and Historian.

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Thu, 02/23/2012 - 12:00 | 2189203 LongSoupLine
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216 Hedge Funds with 216 Congressional (or spouse, son, daughter, mistress, etc) ownership.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 12:21 | 2189280 slaughterer
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Personally, I will not be happy until every hedge fund in the world is synthetically 300% long AAPL. 

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:20 | 2188974 Robslob
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What is a "Hedge" fund for $500 Alex?

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:30 | 2189028 bdc63
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Yep ... that's the "smart money" we keep hearing about on CNBC.  Boy oh boy do I wish I could be as smart as those guys ... sigh ...

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:38 | 2189077 Comay Mierda
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i was watching cramer last night pump up AAPL hardcore to retail investors calling in.  Saying AAPL is important for a diversified portfolio and other bullshit.  The sheep are about to get FLEECED on this fucken stock.  I wonder how much SCrAMer gets paid by apple to pump and dump

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 12:05 | 2189220 Max Fischer
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You guys have been saying that AAPL investors would get fleeced for the past $300/share.  The collective pessimism around here is causing you guys to miss huge wealth opportunities.

Max Fischer, Civis Mundi

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 12:11 | 2189246 AccreditedEYE
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Just be sure you're taking profits Maxi.... I wouldn't call these LASTING wealth opportunities.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 12:31 | 2189329 Comay Mierda
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AAPL is displaying a text book bump-and-run reversal pattern. sell that piece of shit while you can

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 13:21 | 2189553 monoloco
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Why don't you put your money where your mouth is and open a big short position in aapl? Then get back to us and let us know how that turned out for you.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 14:38 | 2189789 GovtMediaLiars
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I'm short AAPL. As of this past friday morningish. In the form of ATM Puts.

Basically flat (though volatile) in price since then so time decay has resulted in a small open loss so far. I'm fairly confidant that aapl needs at least a correction of 10% or so some time before my options expire in April. We shall see I guess. Good luck to all!

Cheers!
GML

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Thu, 02/23/2012 - 15:35 | 2190073 Comay Mierda
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i will in the next couple of days, waiting for it to break the insanely steep support line and for the 4 day moving average to cross over the 9 day. then yes, i will be short muthafukka

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:51 | 2189145 AccreditedEYE
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I cannot wait for this pig to go down. I've waited (and been wrong) for a long time now. My bad for underestimating their trained lemming-like customers to buy anything with an "i" in front of it with their government provided "assistance". End of the day, they are just another retail operation and when the margins get hit, growth rates slow down and people realize this is just another "Microsoft" this thing will tank faster than Madoff's credibility. (And take the market down with it)

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:56 | 2189181 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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their trained lemming-like customers to buy anything with an "i" in front of it

Freud would have something to say about that.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 12:10 | 2189199 AccreditedEYE
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great point sir. Sums up the way the entire culture thinks as well.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:21 | 2188980 Ruffcut
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They are setting up an app with cameras at foxconn, pay per view, called Ijump.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:38 | 2189076 john39
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"foxconn"... a taiwanese company with a decidely non-taiwanese name...   hmmm.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:27 | 2188987 Shizzmoney
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I'm rooting for China to go to a gold standard, or start a trade war with the United States.

It will teach these corporations a lesson to NOT fuck with our currency in the sake of fake phantom profits on the backs of the Chinese slave worker.

I pity the man who wants a coat so cheap, that the man or woman who produces the cloth, will starve in the process. Benjamin Harrison

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:22 | 2188988 Dr. Engali
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I love Apple products , but it is gonna be funny to watch the scramble out of this pig.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:44 | 2189052 bdc63
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are you kidding?  easy as (AAPL) pie ...

First, you just parade a dozen or so analysts across the screens on CNBC that proclaim AAPL is going to 850 by July based on 'fundamentals' (nobody ever checks their math - I'm not even sure they still teach math in American schools anymore) ... then you talk about how all the "smart money" is in the name, and the poor stupid retail investor is once again missing this run.  Then we'll get Cramer to open his show with every square inch of his desk COVERED with shiney gala apples.  Next ... well, I guess we all know what happens next ...

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:22 | 2188991 ZippyBananaPants
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And how in the world should IBM be trading at an all time high?   Oh, yea, I guess when you can add $24 points to the DOW, you buy IBM.  Who in the hell buys IBM in this climate at all time highs?  Oh, yea, banks using free money that they don't have to pay back.

 

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:23 | 2188992 The Proletariat
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iZeroHedge

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:39 | 2189036 LouisDega
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That makes Tyler, T iLer

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:22 | 2188994 resurger
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"Fuck you goldbarians, buy APPL"

Sincerely yours

Dr. Paul Krugman

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:25 | 2189009 Pairadimes
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Hedge funds are to investing what lottery tickets are to retirement planning.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:26 | 2189013 Oliver Jones
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iBubble.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:28 | 2189023 booboo
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waiting for the buttsex with Siri app, BrownI

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:33 | 2189047 JRGeico
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I like how BAC is the top performing holding in this chart

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:38 | 2189057 falak pema
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ha,ha, ha, what a hedge! HF now all practicing 100% the opposite of their mission statement : 

Don't follow the herd!!!

Apparently they don't believe in TD's prediciton of the marginal return of CB fiatification spigot open. 

They believe in RobotTrader and BTFD, but but, what dip was that...???

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:36 | 2189061 HD
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Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow...

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:36 | 2189064 Dr. Engali
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Tyler don't be silly. We all know that the reason you pay the 2 and 20 is so that you have the luxury of letting your friends know you have enough money to pay that 2 and 20.

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:37 | 2189069 Moneyswirth
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Apple Shmapple.  ZNGA is the new AAPL.  And next quarter, FCBK will be the new ZNGA. 

Social networks BITCHEZ!  Tim Cook is missing the boat....

Thu, 02/23/2012 - 11:38 | 2189075 tinsmith
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It's not so much one hedge fund putting all their eggs in one basket, it's one basket holding everybody's eggs. If, or when, that basket tips overit's gonna be one hell of an omlette.

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