Remember Fukushima? It's Back

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Tue, 11/01/2011 - 21:48 | 1835241 virgilcaine
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its baack..

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 21:57 | 1835263 ghengis86
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It never left

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 21:59 | 1835269 wang (not verified)
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boric acid

+1

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 22:04 | 1835286 Comay Mierda
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"on a long enough timeline..."

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 22:15 | 1835320 JPM Hater001
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I'm starting to feel like soon I wont need a very long timeline.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 22:35 | 1835385 mkkby
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Headlines coming later:

Neutron beams detected... under ground.

Massive steam coming from ground water.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 23:24 | 1835525 Fukushima Sam
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I'm sure everything is just fine over at Fukushima.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 01:25 | 1835772 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Like the report says, everything is fine, they are just being proactive so a nuclear chain reaction does not occur.  Move along....

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 02:31 | 1835843 jeff montanye
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if, as we learned from that 70's show (et. al.), cockroaches survive nuclear explosions, imo the injection of boric acid is ominous.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 03:34 | 1835894 AldousHuxley
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A study (Tarasenko et al. 1972), summarized by Moore (1997), found a decrease in sexual activity in 28 workers exposed to very high concentrations of boron (10 mg/m3). Examination of the semen from six of the workers demonstrated a reduction in semen volume, a decrease in the number of spermatozoa, and decreased sperm motility.

 

short japanese panty vending machine makers.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 07:49 | 1836092 Bicycle Repairman
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The sexual activity of workers is a troubling thing, so lets add boron to the water supply.  It's for the best.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 09:34 | 1836386 espirit
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Check out the dead and dying seals from a "mysterious" disease in western Alaska.  I found out the skinny on RSOE EDIS and this is more than troubling, it's disastrous.

At least now we know which way the radioactive seawater currents flow.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 01:37 | 1835792 Bruin4
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"Hardly the encouraging news that the world needs right about now."

The world ( AKA America) does not care. Nor will they be told about this current "nuclear event" Mainstream media was caught off guard when it reported the earthquake and nuke melt down in the first place - they did not mean to tell the truth and were quickly brought into line so the market could "Fukushima Rally" up to new yearly highs soon after. ( remember Katrina? - same thing - truth in reporting quickly vanished ) Fukushima is a disaster of epic proportions, generations from now ( if our greedy, species is still around) maybe we will see that. We cannot continue down the path of nuclear power - its been a lie from day one, we need to shut down and dismantle every reactor in the world.

 

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 03:49 | 1835908 AldousHuxley
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Japan has almost HALF of US's total population.....that's a lot of people...and due to failing ponzinomics unemployeed people. a lot of old folks as well.

 

Fukushima is one for way Japanese elites to get rid of some country folks to address overpopulation. Sick shit.

 

 

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 09:45 | 1836427 Jeremy Roenick
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Kim Kardashian's divorce is far more interesting to the public at large.

 

You know, uncontrolled, spontaneous fission is SOOOOO  BORING....

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 09:58 | 1836467 Abitdodgie
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Just wait until we have a solar flare with EMP and it takes the power down ,we can then whatch every nuclear plant have full melt down after 3 days when there generators run dry

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 13:06 | 1837465 mick_richfield
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We have to find a way to keep ZH going without electricity.

Paper, ponies -- I don't know. 

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 23:54 | 1835593 Silver Bully
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I think it may be time to give the China Syndrome a new name. I mean, they don't need it, do they? Perhaps we should hold a naming contest in Fukushima to lift everyone's morale?

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 01:26 | 1835777 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Godzilla Syndrome

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 02:39 | 1835852 jeff montanye
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well according to the antipodes map it could be the buenos aires syndrome.  http://www.antipodemap.com/

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 01:43 | 1835795 Bunga Bunga
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Localized headlines / CNBC script App for US:

 

Nuclear Power Is Safe

Nuclear Power Is Cheap

Nuclear Power Is Carbon Emission Free

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 06:34 | 1836009 Withdrawn Sanction
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From the Bloomberg screen bugs this AM:

"No new radiation found. Situation under control. TEPCO."

That followed a bug that said "New radiation emission at Fukushima." So which is it? Sounds like the PTB cant get their stories straight. But I guess it's all good if it distracts from Europe.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 22:15 | 1835321 DormRoom
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godzilla rises.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 22:40 | 1835405 UP Forester
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I wondered why Encore has been playing "Godzilla vs. Mothra" so much lately....

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 23:14 | 1835498 prains
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brack swan is growing

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 23:32 | 1835545 knukles
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collecshun:  Brack swan is Glowing

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 23:52 | 1835550 knukles
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My wife just laughed and said now there's no reason for personal austerity.  She's going shopping tomorrow.  Thanks a butt load, fellas.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 00:54 | 1835720 DoChenRollingBearing
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I know the feeling...

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 02:32 | 1835845 Idiocracy
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Separate bank accounts.  Problem solved

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 01:30 | 1835781 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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That's what was said, "Brack swan is growing".

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 03:57 | 1835914 AldousHuxley
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movie "black swan" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0947798/ shown in japanese theaters 2 months after fukushima.

 

house values always go up ....unless some wave knocks your radioactive reactor out and contaminates your entire neighborhood.

 

renters can simply move away.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 23:55 | 1835596 Silver Bully
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I am long on kaiju, shorting Tokyo.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 23:10 | 1835488 SoCalBusted
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...on a long enough half life...

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 02:41 | 1835853 jeff montanye
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nice.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 23:29 | 1835539 MarkTwain00
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-15533018

 

check out the idiot trying to convince the public it is all Ok.....

in the word of Bill Hicks

We have figured it out....Go back to bed America(Japan)
your government is in control again...... 

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 00:41 | 1835700 Mr. Mandelbrot
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The article states that the tsunami caused "partial meltdown in three of its reactos."  What BS!  There are three meltTHROUGHS and one if not all have been conclusively been shown to have occured as a result of the earthquake alone . . .              Fore un-BBCed info, , check out www.enenews.com

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 02:45 | 1835858 jeff montanye
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my favorite part?  the cyclops kitten corpse sold to the creationist lost world museum.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 12:31 | 1837264 andybev01
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Now I don't have to decide what's for lunch, 'cause I'm no longer hungry.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 22:16 | 1835325 johngaltfla
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Bingo. It's been ongoing underground.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 07:40 | 1836074 Silver Dreamer
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When underground is nearly at sea level, that's not such a great place for it to occur of course.

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 23:59 | 1835607 J 457
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At this rate, I'm beginning to wonder if we'll even make it to 12.12.12.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 00:13 | 1835643 therealmonty
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Its 12-21-12 BTW...and we'll make it.  We might have three balls and green piss, but we'll make it.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 00:33 | 1835686 knukles
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Green piss'd be a new novelty.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 00:57 | 1835728 DoChenRollingBearing
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I once pissed green!  It was up in the Andes, at about 13,000 feet.  I presume is was the extra-blue sky up there, the bus had stopped for a pee-break.  I know that it was green because one of my friends with me was pissing green too, right there just off the road.  1981.  True story.  Ask my friend Howie!

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 02:15 | 1835826 cbxer55
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I just hope it doesn't sting coming out!  :-0

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 06:36 | 1836011 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Why does it hurt when I pee?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL_DxT2UOyo

 

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 02:34 | 1835847 nothing can go wrogn
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I'll worry about that after 11.11.11.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 13:34 | 1835849 nothing can go wrogn
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double post

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