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Russ Certo: "Twister"

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Fri, 09/02/2011 - 10:44 | 1626443 IMA5U
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A twist is also a move performed by the staff at West Garden Spa to make you happy faster

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 10:52 | 1626478 Woodyg
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Your happy ending is as fast as 1-2-3 twist?

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 10:58 | 1626510 MillionDollarBonus_
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The ball is in Obama's court now. An inspiring jobs speech could be just what gets this economy moving again.

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 10:59 | 1626520 gmrpeabody
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Ya, let's do the twist... like we did last summer...

Ya, let's do the twist... like we did last year...

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 11:30 | 1626662 BaBaBouy
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Whats Da Bummah Gonna Do Now?

Give more bucks to the Buffet's and the Goldman's

to: "Create Jobs" ???

 

And BUFFET can complain even more about Not Having To Pay More Taxes.

 

Don't Hold Your Breath For Fresh Ideas From Da Bummah ...

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 11:04 | 1626544 IMA5U
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you are an idiot if you are serious

 

i am an idiot if i thought you were serious and am wrong

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 12:53 | 1626960 Cruel Aid
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Oh he's serious, How about a "All we have to fear...."  FDR moment.

Seriously kidding that is.

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 11:06 | 1626561 Woodyg
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The guy in the White House is such an idiot he can't even figure out how to Schedule the damn speech much less what to say. Why not do a speech on JOBS on Labor Day? And get it broadcast on the radio as everyone is driving home with no other major news?

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 11:08 | 1626571 SheepDog-One
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It would only inspire ass hat dummies such as yourself.

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 11:14 | 1626592 Burr's 2nd Shot
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Excellent analysis, MDB.  I truly hope you are trading on that premise.

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 11:32 | 1626671 Sgt.Sausage
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Herp, derp "Change", derp.

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 12:14 | 1626826 LoneCapitalist
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You really are a junk whore arent you?

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 11:39 | 1626687 Don Birnam
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Game for a turn at "Twister ?" And you need to ask such a question ?

http://www4.pictures.fp.zimbio.com/Alessandra+Ambrosio+Doing+Victoria+Se...

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 10:49 | 1626448 swissaustrian
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Tyler, please stop pushing the CHF, forward contracts on USD/CHF and EUR/CHF are getting too fucking expensive.

Why would somebody buy the CHF anyway? The SNB is sitting on hundreds of billions of fx reserves + We have a real estate bubble (real estate funds showing +/- 4% intraday, wtf??) + UBS and CS (amounting for ~ 800 % of swiss GDP) are on the verge of collapse.

Buy GOLD + SILVER, bitchez.

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 11:51 | 1626741 slewie the pi-rat
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yep, and you are now using tyler's analysis, too!  but to currency traders, the swissie seems pretty strong, for now, and my unenlightened guess is that the SNB is not strong enuf (due to the rel size of the swiss econom?) to deal with it as the other fiats use it in their race to the bottom.

re this essay:

In fact, QE3 SHOULD take the form of the Fed having a 3 day offsite teach in with other branches of Government.

this sermonizing is, unfortunately, and meaning no disrespect to r_cert0, disinformation.

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 12:47 | 1626936 Mountainview
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The SNB is desperate to make the Swissy weaker...consequence: money measures are exploding...This will hit back in form of a bursting bubble (real estate?) SOONER OR LATER.

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 10:48 | 1626462 Caviar Emptor
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Europe markets gettin hammered. Again. Again. 

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 11:05 | 1626552 IMA5U
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europe is getting speed bagged like kim kardashian

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 10:50 | 1626470 Caviar Emptor
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Global central banks have parked more money with the Fed this month than during the Lehman crisis (!) Can you say flight to safety?

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 10:55 | 1626497 swissaustrian
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Gravity dragging worthless fiat $ towards the black hole

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 11:06 | 1626562 SheepDog-One
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And everyone thinks theyll print more? Joke is on them. -2 points lower for the dollar means implosion, everyone knows the USD cant go under 70. Theyre painted in a corner in the engine room of the Titanic.

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 11:10 | 1626576 Caviar Emptor
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+10 to that, Sheepy

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 11:39 | 1626665 Bringin It
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Re. everyone knows the USD cant go under 70

Why not SheepDogBro?  Fuel they can manage.  Weren't you around to drive 55?

It could be rationed.

Bonuses and kicking the can is what it's all about.  Bonuses because w/o them, the Praetorian Guard walks and can kicking so more bag holders can get loaded up.

Interesting that your so adamant about this particular issue.  Let's see what happens.

Edit - and you too Caviar.  Not an idealogical dispute, but different perceptions of where the power lies.

I have repect for the two of you, but think you're off on this one.  It's like you're not cynical enough yet. 

Either way, we'll know what's up before the end of the month.

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 11:48 | 1626727 SheepDog-One
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Or maybe youre too cynical and convinced every quarter they just roll out another couple trillion QE, and thats 'the plan'? I have no problem identifying exactly where the power lies, in Rome. This was all planned way before 2008 to implode the US into a 3rd world, no ones trying to fix anything and all thats left at this point is for them to pull the rug out stand by for false flag events real soon.

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 19:48 | 1628498 Bringin It
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Rome???  You can't mean Silvio.  Do you mean the peadophiles???  They already have their hands full.  OK, they have that corrupt bank, but who doesn't these days?  The peadophiles in Rome are pulling Obummer's string?  Too funny SD1.

Rahm Emanuel and David Axelrod work for the Vatican???

You're getting a major credibility downgrade unless you can a) elaborate or b) return the real SD1 to his avitar.

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 10:51 | 1626473 Rogier
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Could anyone please explain why 'Operation Twist' which doesn't extend the Fed balance sheet helps stock prices go up?

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 11:14 | 1626583 SheepDog-One
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Simply apply Underpants Gnome business model.

 

Step 1- Steal underpants

Step 2- ???

Step 3- PROFIT!!

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 10:52 | 1626479 disabledvet
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True in the USA. Not europe.

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 10:53 | 1626484 Corn1945
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I know we are talking about Central Planners who always have to "do something" but I really don't understand how more money printing is going to create jobs.

If anything, more money printing will make things worse.

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 11:01 | 1626533 Woodyg
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Especially since the 'more money' only goes to the top .001% - who then use it to buy up governments around the world - as is plainly seen in the USA governing model.

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 11:07 | 1626566 buzzsaw99
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unemployment is the fig leaf they use to cover their crimes.

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 11:38 | 1626686 Bringin It
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buzzsaw cuts to the chase.

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 10:54 | 1626490 Dr. Engali
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Look at that Dax. Getting creamed again. Maybe they should bail out a few more countries.

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 10:58 | 1626515 swissaustrian
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Everybody was overweighting the DAX in their Europe exposure, now we see the reverse trade. Additionally the DAX contains a lot of cyclical stocks (manufacturing, automotive, chemicals etc.), no surprise that they get hammered on the prospect of a new recession.

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 10:54 | 1626491 adr
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Or maybe we sould just close the fed, shut down the stock markets, let all the giant banks fail, let all the insolvent fortune 500 corporations that exist on paper crash and burn, and value our currency on something of real worth.

Then we end welfare, SS, and all government programs letting each locality figure  out how to deal with its citizens. f Detroit can't figure out how to work without turning into Ruwanda then that is not the fault of anyone in Nebraska.

The solution is massive decentralization and the spreading of power.

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 11:10 | 1626578 LongBallsShortBrains
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So I guess you are one of the few who have this shit predicted accurately.

Just not in that order.

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 10:56 | 1626496 Commander Cody
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Just End the Fed and regain control of the country and currency.  That criminal enterprise must go down!  Hello, CONgress?

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 11:05 | 1626550 vast-dom
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And allow the populace to prosper? At the expense of banksters and other vampires? Oh No, they'll keep Teh Fed open, thank you.

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 10:58 | 1626518 Woodyg
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The Fed's 2 main mandates are Inflation and Full Employment - But in reality the ONLY mandate it follows is Save the TBTF vampire squid banking firms. So the Fed has reneged on it's Public mandates driving a nail in the US economy. Time to follow Chavez and NATIONALIZE!

As a vampire squid from long ago said ' give me control of a Nations Money and I care not who makes their laws.'. And yet we still sit here wrapped in chains wondering why we can't walk.

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 11:01 | 1626530 I Got Worms
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F5, bitches.

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 11:03 | 1626536 vast-dom
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before Sept20-21 mini-crash. this is getting messy QE3 can't reign in Europe unwind. it is band-aide over festering cancer pustule. ain't gonna work over time. and so one prez or another gets in republican dem what have you and the disease spreads. the only cure is death and reset, unfortunately. you can't have ZIRP ad infinitum policy and expect savings to increase with "0.0" jobs created and true UnN of 20%+. Debt forgivenenss and bankruptcy and zombie institutions will go under.

 

But WTF do I know?

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 11:03 | 1626540 hedgeless_horseman
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...with stakeholders in government like Congress, Treasury, Comptroller of Currency, FDIC, HUD, leaders of banks, mortgage companies and business interests. What the market is looking for is COMMUNICATION between stewards. This alone should encourage resolve, incentives, confidence, less uncertainly, productivity, uniformity and an EASING of collective psyche.

"Productivity" in government?  What exactly does government produce?

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 11:04 | 1626548 Erin_Burnett_fo...
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Government produced education, healt-care, roads.

Where would you be without any of this - living on the mountain side.

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 11:16 | 1626602 SheepDog-One
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Our roads are practically impassable, the kids coming out of high school are fukin retards, and health care is an abomination.

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 11:41 | 1626695 Bringin It
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That's a joke right? 

I like living on the mountain side.

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 11:13 | 1626585 LongBallsShortBrains
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DEBT.

Lots of DEBT

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 11:05 | 1626559 Long-John-Silver
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The Stock Market has become a game of Twister.

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 11:06 | 1626563 PulauHantu29
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Gold is the only thing I understood in your entire article. I'm sure it is very well written but too erudite fo rmy simple American brain. All I know is gold and silver are continuously rising while the dollar loses purchaisng power every day, in every store, gas station, etc.

So gold and silver it is!

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 11:07 | 1626565 SheepDog-One
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END THE FED BITCHEZ!

Fri, 09/02/2011 - 11:07 | 1626567 strangeglove
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Jubilee 7.0 Bitchez!

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