Ryanair Offers Berlusconi A Chance To "Escape" From It All

Tyler Durden's picture

Ryanair has demonstrated masterfully how one can take an abysmal situation (the Italian head's upcoming urgent planning for one-way departure options from Italy, following the inevitable collapse of the Italian bond market) and spin it to one's promotional advantage. Today, the Italian website of Ryanair carries those two things nearest and dearest to Silvio's heart: "escape" opportunities and "charity" catalogues.

h/t Negro Primero

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Oh regional Indian's picture

Pimp airline. Pimp leader.

Europe = Now a certified farce. Enjoy your decline, laughingly of course!



paarsons's picture

Keep fucking the teenaged girls, my Italian friend.

Your days are numbered.  Why not enjoy yourself.

You're a cunt.  But so is Bernanke, Merkel, Zarkosi, etc.

Why should you be held to a higher standard than the other members of the Ivy League Mafia?

Anyway, I'm drunk.  And I'm going to bed.

Fuck you all very much.


sqz's picture

You can always count on Ryanair for giggles!

This is the same airline whose infamous CEO, Michael O'Leary, seriously proposed getting rid of co-pilots on passenger jets because they were only there to "make sure the first fella doesn't fall asleep and knock over one of the computer controls"!

Ahmeexnal's picture

So that's it.
Berlusconi read SCOPARE instead of SCAPPARE!

Calmyourself's picture

Give the dragon lady a pat for me and ohh,, say a nice word for me in the laundry room I will do the same for you brother..

The Count's picture

go wherever, nobody will miss you.

let me guess, you are a top level banker. only banker enjoy talking vulgar like you.

rajeev's picture

I would recommend a tourism brochure with lots of pictures - of women for Berlusconi

SheepDog-One's picture

No more of a farce than the US. 

sullymandias's picture

Pimp wasafa? How about O-Regional-Indian pimping his own boring shit.

gojam's picture

But Silvio - We're laughing at you, not with you!

achmachat's picture

still... I think the fact that Ryanair exists, keeps the prices of real airlines more affordable, at least for short flights.

GeneMarchbanks's picture

Not a bad price...

... to join the mile-high syphilis club.

HD's picture

All I know is - I just can't wait for Berlusconi's album to drop!



paulie's picture

It's not funny

Catullus's picture

Berlusconi really needs an escape vehile befitting of a James Bond character.  Go with a submarine.  Ryanair looks like it rents out the jet from Soul Plane.

rayban's picture

Beloved testimonial for a beloved airline.

A Man without Qualities's picture

Clearly you've never flown on it...

wang's picture
wang (not verified) Nov 8, 2011 8:26 AM

"Italian head"

OutLookingIn's picture

Ryanair and Silvio in the same breath?

They belong together.

Ryanair - the same outfit that wanted to charge for useing their airplane washrooms! Lowlifes.

Here I sit at 30,000 feet broken hearted, paid a buck and only farted!

lizzy36's picture

Well is could have been worse.

Could have saved the buck and sharted your pants. Would have made for a very long ride.

GMadScientist's picture

Dunno'bou'chall, but I'm gonna tag the Mila Kunis spinner-clone second from the right unless she smells of burly scones.

SheepDog-One's picture

Humor and mockery is great for the peasantry and all but when can we see one of these sacks of shit hang?

Henry Chinaski's picture

Eat your heart out, WB7.

steve from virginia's picture

I have the perfect 'vacation' destination for all the world's defunct politicians, business executives, market 'operatives', traders, bankers, tycoons and religious leaders:


I'm sure Ryanair can offer flights and anywhere within that 50 mile radius should be just fine.

Work on your 'tan' Silvio!

virgilcaine's picture

The vix looks ready to takeoff.. like berlosconi, &  If Greece is out of the EU in December mkts should be getting set to adjust. All the rats are jumping ship.  They may be inept and corrupt but aren't stupid.

common_sense's picture


Fly me to the moon... let me swing among all these girls...




markar's picture

Cryinair and Bunga were made for each other. A trash airline taking out a trash politician - enjoy the ride, and don't forget to bring your own water.

The Count's picture

OK, nobody should take ANY advice from Ryanair. This excuse for an airline is the one that publicy discussed charging for using the lavatories and now wants all but one lavatory removed to cram a few more seats in. This is pathetic. And so what if their ticket (factoring all the nice little nickel and dime scams) are a little cheaper? Have we gotten to the point where the 'cheapest' bidder is really what we want?

slewie the pi-rat's picture

two troll-bots at the top of the page!

wanna get away?