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Ryanair Offers Berlusconi A Chance To "Escape" From It All

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Ryanair has demonstrated masterfully how one can take an abysmal situation (the Italian head's upcoming urgent planning for one-way departure options from Italy, following the inevitable collapse of the Italian bond market) and spin it to one's promotional advantage. Today, the Italian website of Ryanair carries those two things nearest and dearest to Silvio's heart: "escape" opportunities and "charity" catalogues.

h/t Negro Primero

 

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Tue, 11/08/2011 - 09:16 | 1855985 Oh regional Indian
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Pimp airline. Pimp leader.

Europe = Now a certified farce. Enjoy your decline, laughingly of course!

ORI

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2011/03/09/axis-of-evil-doing/

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 09:19 | 1856000 paarsons
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Keep fucking the teenaged girls, my Italian friend.

Your days are numbered.  Why not enjoy yourself.

You're a cunt.  But so is Bernanke, Merkel, Zarkosi, etc.

Why should you be held to a higher standard than the other members of the Ivy League Mafia?

Anyway, I'm drunk.  And I'm going to bed.

Fuck you all very much.

http://fucklloydblankfein.blogspot.com

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 10:49 | 1856260 sqz
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You can always count on Ryanair for giggles!

This is the same airline whose infamous CEO, Michael O'Leary, seriously proposed getting rid of co-pilots on passenger jets because they were only there to "make sure the first fella doesn't fall asleep and knock over one of the computer controls"!

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 12:08 | 1856647 Ahmeexnal
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So that's it.
Berlusconi read SCOPARE instead of SCAPPARE!

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 11:43 | 1856506 Calmyourself
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Give the dragon lady a pat for me and ohh,, say a nice word for me in the laundry room I will do the same for you brother..

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 15:29 | 1857661 The Count
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go wherever, nobody will miss you.

let me guess, you are a top level banker. only banker enjoy talking vulgar like you.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 09:26 | 1856014 rajeev
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I would recommend a tourism brochure with lots of pictures - of women for Berlusconi

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 09:27 | 1856017 SheepDog-One
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No more of a farce than the US. 

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 09:28 | 1856019 sullymandias
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Pimp wasafa? How about O-Regional-Indian pimping his own boring shit.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 09:45 | 1856046 buckethead
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Gallows humor?

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 10:01 | 1856081 Joeman34
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Bunga Bunga, Bitchez!

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 10:22 | 1856145 Big Slick
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 09:17 | 1855988 gojam
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But Silvio - We're laughing at you, not with you!

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 09:47 | 1856050 achmachat
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still... I think the fact that Ryanair exists, keeps the prices of real airlines more affordable, at least for short flights.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 09:28 | 1855991 GeneMarchbanks
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Not a bad price...

... to join the mile-high syphilis club.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 09:19 | 1855992 HD
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All I know is - I just can't wait for Berlusconi's album to drop!

 

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/business/2011/11/euro-crisis-delays-berlusco...

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 09:18 | 1855995 paulie
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It's not funny

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 09:19 | 1855997 Catullus
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Berlusconi really needs an escape vehile befitting of a James Bond character.  Go with a submarine.  Ryanair looks like it rents out the jet from Soul Plane.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 09:20 | 1856001 atoast2toast
Tue, 11/08/2011 - 09:20 | 1856002 rayban
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Beloved testimonial for a beloved airline.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 09:25 | 1856009 A Man without Q...
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Clearly you've never flown on it...

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 09:26 | 1856013 wang (not verified)
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"Italian head"

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 09:27 | 1856015 OutLookingIn
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Ryanair and Silvio in the same breath?

They belong together.

Ryanair - the same outfit that wanted to charge for useing their airplane washrooms! Lowlifes.

Here I sit at 30,000 feet broken hearted, paid a buck and only farted!

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 09:41 | 1856043 lizzy36
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Well is could have been worse.

Could have saved the buck and sharted your pants. Would have made for a very long ride.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 09:27 | 1856016 GMadScientist
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Dunno'bou'chall, but I'm gonna tag the Mila Kunis spinner-clone second from the right unless she smells of burly scones.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 09:49 | 1856051 gmrpeabody
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You've chosen wisely.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 09:29 | 1856021 SheepDog-One
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Humor and mockery is great for the peasantry and all but when can we see one of these sacks of shit hang?

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 09:31 | 1856025 Henry Chinaski
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Eat your heart out, WB7.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 09:40 | 1856039 steve from virginia
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I have the perfect 'vacation' destination for all the world's defunct politicians, business executives, market 'operatives', traders, bankers, tycoons and religious leaders:

http://www.economic-undertow.com/2011/11/07/non-battle-of-fukushima/

I'm sure Ryanair can offer flights and anywhere within that 50 mile radius should be just fine.

Work on your 'tan' Silvio!

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 09:51 | 1856054 mayhem_korner
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Ryanair = the new Calgon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVLzkTuVmrw

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 09:58 | 1856064 virgilcaine
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The vix looks ready to takeoff.. like berlosconi, &  If Greece is out of the EU in December mkts should be getting set to adjust. All the rats are jumping ship.  They may be inept and corrupt but aren't stupid.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 10:38 | 1856219 common_sense
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AND SINGING THIS:

Fly me to the moon... let me swing among all these girls...

BON VOYAGE !!!

 

VERY SOON... THE FILM... "WALL STREET 3: BERLUSKKO AGAINST THE MARKETS"

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 11:24 | 1856401 markar
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Cryinair and Bunga were made for each other. A trash airline taking out a trash politician - enjoy the ride, and don't forget to bring your own water.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 11:33 | 1856450 The Count
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OK, nobody should take ANY advice from Ryanair. This excuse for an airline is the one that publicy discussed charging for using the lavatories and now wants all but one lavatory removed to cram a few more seats in. This is pathetic. And so what if their ticket (factoring all the nice little nickel and dime scams) are a little cheaper? Have we gotten to the point where the 'cheapest' bidder is really what we want?

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 12:36 | 1856758 slewie the pi-rat
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