This page has been archived and commenting is disabled.

A Sampling Of This Morning's Eurosis Schizophrenia

Tyler Durden's picture




 

While the world patiently awaits, not even sure why because it is now absolutely guaranteed that it will be a huge disappointment, the G7 headlines which now appears to be merely an update session, and not one where any decisions will be taken, here is a sampling of this morning's schizophrenia out of Europe:

  • FINNISH FOREIGN MINISTER URGES ORDERLY GREEK DEFAULT: ZEIT
  • FINNISH FOREIGN MINISTER SAYS GREECE NEEDS 2ND DEBT DEAL: ZEIT

Yet...

  • FINLAND'S TUOMIOJA SAYS NOBODY WANTS TO OUST GREECE FROM EURO

But... he just said... Sigh. And the US trading day has not even started.

Hint: when unsure what is going on check: if XO < 1000 bps, then nothing. If XO > 1000 bps, then something will happen. Repeat until results.

 

- advertisements -

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 07:16 | 2495153 GeneMarchbanks
GeneMarchbanks's picture

Why is it schizophrenia?

They can default and stay within the EZ.

Tue, 06/05/2012 - 07:31 | 2495175 Ghordius
Ghordius's picture

Eugene, you know that the Megabanks don't want that. London's would HATE that. And how do you keep the EUR from appreciating vs the USD if you separate the issues and the realms?

Trust the bloody Scandinavian to utter unnecessary truths and unwelcome proposals...

------------

It's really comic how the FX crowd reacts to european political utterances. Say what you want, the US political system is more media savy...

Tue, 06/05/2012 - 07:41 | 2495204 Seorse Gorog fr...
Seorse Gorog from that Quantum Entanglement Fund. alright_.-'s picture

GuMBee's just being Candid(a)

Tue, 06/05/2012 - 07:45 | 2495217 GeneMarchbanks
GeneMarchbanks's picture

+1 to you good sir. First one to grasp my true identity.

Keep it to yourself.

Tue, 06/05/2012 - 07:43 | 2495209 GeneMarchbanks
GeneMarchbanks's picture

Apparently you can no longer expunge debt other than destroying a currency and everyone holding it. T.I.N.A taken to its logical conclusion basically. Thatcherism has succeeded where all other economists failed: mind-washing the populace into thinking there is such a thing as economic necessity.

The FX crowd is full of tweakers. Media savvy? I think the word you were looking for is apathetic.

Tue, 06/05/2012 - 08:10 | 2495271 Tortfeasor
Tortfeasor's picture

Please identify the political mechanism by which the EU could allow Greece to default on all of its debt, thumbing its collective nose at the ECB and the IMF, without negative consequences vis-a-vie the EU treaty, AND where all the other heavily indebted nations don't ask for the same ability. 

Tue, 06/05/2012 - 08:19 | 2495287 GeneMarchbanks
GeneMarchbanks's picture

Political mechanism? It doesn't really work that way. Other heavily indebted countries? What you mean is the entire West which is already in default the only question being what kind of default.

I read a book chapter by chapter until I finish it, my only suggestion is that you do the same.

Tue, 06/05/2012 - 07:18 | 2495155 disabledvet
disabledvet's picture

In others "God is a woman."

Tue, 06/05/2012 - 07:22 | 2495161 insanelysane
insanelysane's picture

Nice of them to want to strap a parachute on their fellow eurocountry before pushing them out of the plane.  Of course the plane has run out of fuel and the first ones out the door may be in the best position, parachute or no parachute.

Tue, 06/05/2012 - 07:28 | 2495177 BandGap
BandGap's picture

Good comment.

Have to wonder if people are really confused or just pretending confusion to confuse others such that there is justification for any confusing move later.

Tue, 06/05/2012 - 07:45 | 2495220 Ghordius
Ghordius's picture

Both. And there are legions of 30y old "experts" that can't even place countries like Finland on a map. And think that europe is centralized and tightly managed.

Keeping track of 200 political parties roughly grouped in 5 ideological stances is too much if you are used to 2 similar parties and a well-oiled lobbying machine.

Tue, 06/05/2012 - 07:23 | 2495162 Ethics Gradient
Ethics Gradient's picture

I'm showing my finest ignoramous qualities here; which XO?

Tue, 06/05/2012 - 07:29 | 2495180 Mae Kadoodie
Mae Kadoodie's picture

Slang for Euro Cross Dressing.

Tue, 06/05/2012 - 07:33 | 2495188 Ethics Gradient
Ethics Gradient's picture

When 10% of Europeans walk the streets in drag, the governments in the region will realise something's amiss and promise decisive action? Right. Got it.

Tue, 06/05/2012 - 07:37 | 2495198 Seorse Gorog fr...
Tue, 06/05/2012 - 07:42 | 2495207 Ethics Gradient
Ethics Gradient's picture

Many thanks!

Tue, 06/05/2012 - 07:26 | 2495172 nolla
nolla's picture

Ignore Finnish foreign minister, he has no power, he is a worst class of a socialist, he has carried and still does the "peace sign" since late 1960's...he has been known as the student revolutionist since the 60's.

Well, he might speak true words, but forget about him.

Tue, 06/05/2012 - 07:32 | 2495184 sampo
sampo's picture

Erkki never salutes his underlings when he goes to work.

Tue, 06/05/2012 - 07:28 | 2495178 Sandmann
Sandmann's picture

Don't you think ZH might be better employed asking why Draghi is so close to the EU Commission ? Just where did that INDEPENDENT Central Bank go ? How did it become so political that Draghi is involved in re-desogning the structure of the European Union ?

Tue, 06/05/2012 - 07:47 | 2495228 GeneMarchbanks
GeneMarchbanks's picture

Damn it Sandmann! You and your lucid english not to mention flawlessly accurate suggestions.

Tue, 06/05/2012 - 07:30 | 2495183 bluestone
bluestone's picture

These people must be impervious to irony.

Tue, 06/05/2012 - 07:38 | 2495201 Zero Debt
Zero Debt's picture

Grinding down headline trading algos

Tue, 06/05/2012 - 07:44 | 2495213 Byte Me
Byte Me's picture

National schizophrenia day in Suomi.

(Didn't you get the memo?)

(I think I did...

....no, wait...)

Tue, 06/05/2012 - 08:10 | 2495272 sockratte
sockratte's picture

please help me out ladies, whats XO?

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!