Sarkozy Reminds Market Of Geopolitics, Says Iran Nuclear Program "Serious And Urgent Threat"

Tyler Durden's picture

Luckily the market is all stable and stuff and can handle the prospect of a potential Iran war.

  • SARKOZY WRITES LETTERS CONCERNING IRAN'S NUCLEAR PROGRAM
  • SARKOZY SAYS IRAN'S PROGRAM IS A 'SERIOUS AND URGENT' THREAT
  • SARKOZY SAYS NEW SANCTIONS WOULD FORCE IRAN TO NEGOTIATE

Now where is that weekly US naval update...

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Jack Burton's picture

Fuck SarHozy and the horse he rode in on and the horse he had for dinner last night. Friggen Frog Bastard!!!

alien-IQ's picture

don't we have enough wars based on lies already going? is it absolutely essential to start yet another one? one with the potential to develop into a world war?

what the fuck is wrong with these politicians? is this their way of begging us to storm their presidential palaces and just lynch them all in a public square?

GolfHatesMe's picture

There's always room for one more. 

Confused's picture

Hence the US empires new diggs in Australia.

 

Can never have enough "strategic" partners.

 

 

LawsofPhysics's picture

Here we go again.  No real solutions left to keep the ponzi fraud and theft going, so our "leaders" must demonstrate that we all need their protection in order to extract more wealth from everyone.

Fuck you Sarkozy.

Jack Burton's picture

"Wag that god damned dog"!  Wag it until the American and European sheep are screaming for Iranian blood. Surely this will make national security the over riding concern in NATO as the financial system collapses around them. Protest austerity and you are an Iranian agent, protest unemployment and you are against the troops. Perfect cover for smashing all domestic opposition to the banker's rape of the west.

Dr. Richard Head's picture

If by war they mean sending ALL TSA and Primary Dealer Bank members agents over to Iran with nothing but three full speed loaders and a .38, then I would say go ahead and start that one.

tahoebumsmith's picture

Headline should read:

. SARKOZY SEES EU IMPLOSION UNAVOIDABLE

. SARKOZY URGING ITS OTHER PONZI ALLIES TO HURRY UP AND START THE WAR BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE AND WE ARE BLAMED FOR THE COLLAPSE WE CAUSED

 

Jack Burton's picture

"Amen" Perfect analysis. EU implodes = bomb, bomb, bomb Iran.

Blame the Persians, after all, they are sitting on one hell of a lake of oil. NATO "Oil Liberation is our business".

Dr. Richard Head's picture

Iran is at fault you know.  Those bastards refuse to start a central bank to launder US and EURO debt.  What a bunch of sovereign assholes. 

Jack Burton's picture

Yes, here we go again! Europe in friggen shambles and the Frog-In-Chief starts blabbing about Iran. So who has Iran invaded lately? Oh it was US backed Saddam who invaded Iran and killed hundreds of thousands of people. Backed 100% by NATO.

Look, I share nothing with the Islamic Republic, but I also don't care how they organize their state as long as they stay in their borders and do not promote terror cells.

Israel made clear on Sunday that their major problem with Iran's nukes is NOT that they would ever use them, but that having them makes them immune to invasion. Oh, now I get it!!

GCT's picture

When all else fails the politicians start another war to divert the attention of the people!

xcehn's picture

So the global economy would be assisted by a few more 'interventions'?

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/11/21/us-china-usa-economy-idUSTRE7A...

Long-John-Silver's picture

War is always the solution to insurmountable problems. /sarc

LawsofPhysics's picture

No, everyone is still negociating and war is simply negociation by other means.

Dr. Engali's picture

What the Euro is blowing up and there is nothing we can do about it?Time for a distraction.

augie's picture

you mean like a "lone wolf" pipe bomber? surely you must be joking.

azzhatter's picture

I'm sure AaHgotmydickinmyhand is shaking in his boots from more sanctions. Quelle horror!! They've been so effective til now. Next I'll be threatened with the fearsome "stern letter" from Boink The Moon, Chairman of UN 

DoChenRollingBearing's picture

I too can see AhmADinnerJacket squirming in fear too!  Quaking!

+ 1

TheSpiritOfTheTimes's picture

Now, where have all these little Russian shippies gone?

http://debka.com/article/21504

augie's picture

....and to highten the tension, throw in some spooks who got caught.

http://gma.yahoo.com/exclusive-cia-spies-caught-fear-execution-middle-ea...

Geopolitical risk on lol. If this wasn't so terrifying it would actually be fun.

slaughterer's picture

Is it just a short covering rally or is there something I am unaware of?  SPY is starting to build momentum.  

stop.snitching's picture

Also, how is VIX only up 1.45 today???? Is it just waiting for tomorrow when the super committee "officially" fails to explode upwards? Makes you wonder....

IrritableBowels's picture

CNBC on Gold versus Dollar and outlook NOW.

Harrison's picture

At this point, I sincerely hope that Iran DOES get the bomb, just to end the constant threats to their existence.

dereksatkinson's picture

I want them to get the bomb so we can print even more trillions so we can go to war.

sitenine's picture

Seriously, at this point, how can we continue to pretend that Iran doesn't already have "the bomb"? You honestly want to believe that North Korea put one together before Iran could? The whole World needs to pull their heads out of each others' asses.

dereksatkinson's picture

Ah yes.. The North Korean connection.  It's easy to see how this could escalate. 

Scisco's picture

Hey look! That dog has a puffy tail. Hehehe, Here puff. Here puff.

UGrev's picture

Can this post be renamed to "Squirrel!

Saro's picture

Well, it's no Martian invasion, but it should make the Bernank happy . . .

Elwood P Suggins's picture

It was Krugman who wanted a Martian invasion.

ZeroPoint's picture

Sorry dickhead, the Iran distraction card is being held by the US. You will need your own get out of economic collapse card.

 

 

tarsubil's picture

Invading countries is like raising margins. Sooner or later, you'll hit 100%. Then what? Invade Mars? Raise to 110%? Turn the amps to 11?

dereksatkinson's picture

Wait 20+ years and do it over again...

chaartist's picture

distraction from falling dominoes. They are trying every day but nobody is catching up to this bulshit anymore. But they will go for it anyway. They love to see their own wise denial words in TV when they go to bed. The rise and fall of hollywood

firstdivision's picture

Is that why the market just surged?  Guess someone needs to remind the bots that if Iran is attacked, need to price in everything in the ME being irradiated.

dereksatkinson's picture

Because it gives the governments of the world and central banks an excuse to print and spend.  If the Russians get involved this could be a big one.

Caviar Emptor's picture

Sarko: Let's all unite under the American nuclear umbrella! There are ugly people out there who want your house, your wife, uranus! Hurry, children, into the basement where it's safe 

Dick Darlington's picture

What would a monday be without Little Napoleon's war mongering...

Comay Mierda's picture

the world's only hope is if the soldiers on both sides refuse to fight each other, recognizing instead that the true evil is their own goverment

LawsofPhysics's picture

... and then decide to form a new one.  Now that would make for a blockbuster plot line.  In any case, we are all tribal peoples at the end of the day and your local environment is always your most immediate resource when it comes to survival, know your neighbors?  You better.

BorisTheBlade's picture

that would be something, but no war is started because soldiers want to fight and die so much, government posesses all necessary resources to make populace scared shitless to go into war, because it is seemingly an only solution. people prior to WWI or WWII were hardly dumber than today's 16-18 year olds - yet they were sucked into a terrible conflict that consumed millions of them. very unfortunate, but with current level of geopolitical tensions, the war and i mean a really big one is quite inevitable. the world is once again on a collision course between several rival centres of power - one side looking to assert, the other one looking to preserve a status quo at any cost. add to that global labour glut and you have all the components for major blow up. Iraq, Libya, Afghanistan were just a rehearsal for the bigger play.

e-man's picture
  • SARKOZY SAYS IRAN'S PROGRAM IS MORE OF A 'SERIOUS AND URGENT' THREAT THAN FRENCH BANKS' TIER ONE CAPITAL - OOOPS, DID HE REALLY SAY THAT OUT LOUD?
  • digalert's picture

    Sarkozeee has the AAA-bomb!