Sarkozy Threatens With War If Euro Fails

Tyler Durden's picture

At least the altitude, but certainly not attitude, challenged French president has finally jumped the shark when it comes to fire and brimstone pronouncements of mutual assured destruction:

  • SARKOZY "END OF EURO WOULD MEAN END OF EUROPE, END OF PEACE"  - BBG

Or... it would mean the end of the current generation of crony, corrupt, and criminally stupid leaders. Because last we checked, the Euro just celebrated its 10th birthday (with a vast majority wishing said anniversary had never occurred), and Europe was quite "war free" in the days before the globalist wet dream currency. But what do we know.

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Cognitive Dissonance's picture

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/105600.html

"The military order Havoc! was a signal given to the English military forces in the Middle Ages to direct the soldiery (in Shakespeare's parlance 'the dogs of war') to pillage and chaos."

Dr. Engali's picture

Good one Banzai. That little fucker needs a rocket launcher shoved up his arse.

Manthong's picture

This can only mean one thing..

A NATO attack on the Transcaucasus to free the people from the oppressive government there.

(It almost worked for Germany a few years back.)

Badabing's picture

Oh the humanity!!!

Blow it out your ass you French fuck.

We herd the same spiel from Hank Paulson back in 2008!

Fear mongering basterds!!!!!!!!

eureka's picture

Don't be hard on Frenchie, now! Frenchie has been doing USUK's bidding lately.

Frenchie is USUK's new BFF. Pushing USUK stuff. No bank-haircuts. Iran lock-down.

Frenchie's fine. Be nice to 'im.

creviceCaress's picture

psychopaths man.....psychopaths.

 

the fear-mongering is one of many tools they use.

 

like when peoples say they are "greedy corrupt banksters"........makes them sound like mischevious hooligans as opposed to lower forms of human cockneck fucks.

 

clinically, pathologically psychotic.

a rose is a rose.

 

RafterManFMJ's picture

 

 

How about a NATO attack on Sacremento and Springfield, to free the people who've been down so long?

eureka's picture

Maybe Frenchie will do it - for free - to prove 'is and onest US Wanna-Bee. Sat is to say an empearialiste.

Atomizer's picture

I would have equipped him with this gun.

Nice job Banzai

kaiserhoff's picture

Cool beans.  I think he's trying to surrender while Europe is still in a sitzkrieg.

blu's picture

He really looks that way under his suit. The designers have to employ special fabrics to keep his muscles less visible, you know the way stripes make you look taller? Otherwise he would look too buff and cause bloody fights with the other alpha males at conferences and such.

NotApplicable's picture

I thought that was Putin?

blu's picture

Putin started it. Sarko and Putin used to work out together at the same gym, their rivalry never really ended. And now, they both have nukes. This cannot end well.

gravedestruction's picture

Not just nukes THERMO-NUKES

Two of the four (maybe five) members of the megaton club.

The exclusivity of deuterium based nuclear-fusion weaponry.

Sudden Debt's picture

REMEMBER WATERLOO BITCHEZ!!!! REMEMBER WATERLOO!!!!

WE KICKED THOSE FRENCH ASSES BACK THAN, WE'LL DO IT AGAIN!!!

BRING

IT

ON!!!!!

 

john39's picture

waterloo... where napolean took his last stand against the rothschilds, and lost.

pirea's picture

this time sarko is going to win because is in rothshild's gang

walküre's picture

but so are Sarko's enemies.. whoever they might be. Remember the Rottenchilds always finance both sides of the war. Sorta like their own CDS as in Collateral Damage Security.

eureka's picture

Hmm - financing war.... - let's see - I bet there's quite a few folks around who''ll kill for free, huh, Gentlemen?

Silverhog's picture

Not many pages in The book of French Military Triumphs.  Maybe the national flag should be 3 white stripes.

StormShadow's picture

Vintage French rifles for sale, just $199.95.  Never fired, dropped once!

Sudden Debt's picture

I KNOW!!

WHICH COUNTRY THAT HAS ANY CLUE USES BLUE AND RED WITH WHITE IN THEIR FLAG?!?!?!?

Oh yeah... That's right.....

Jonas Parker's picture

Not many pages in The book of French Military Triumphs.  Maybe the national flag should be 3 white stripes.

 

on a white background...

lotsoffun's picture
The Battle of Dien Biên Ph? - they were actually very heroic here.  except they got their 'l'anês' kicked  
lolmao500's picture

1954...

Dien Bien Ph... after days of fighting, the French military base was surrounded on all sides. Then France asked for US support. Eisenhower was ready to give them direct military help, and they had a plan, called Vulture, that would allow 4 nukes to be dropped on Vietmin positions.

The only thing needed for the US to go ahead with this plan : another french ally would need to enter the war. Nobody else did, so the US didn't went in and nukes weren't dropped on Vietnam.

Thank God Eisenhower wasn't a nut... US nuking Vietnam like it was no big deal would have probably created a trend that would have resulted in nuclear war.

Yay Eisenhower, bitchez!

Ned Zeppelin's picture

Est-ce missile dans mon postérieur faire mon bout grand?

TruthInSunshine's picture

Zeeeze talk of ze end of the euro.....eeez how you say.....zacreligiouz and blazphemouz, comprenez-vous cette opinion importante du mien?

Le Ponzi socio-économique français A BESOIN de l'euro autant que n'importe quelle autre caisse de panier ruinée.

Nous avons besoin apparemment de plus de pain et de cirque, chiennes.

Cpl Hicks's picture

neither can Truth, but it's still kinda funny.

TruthInSunshine's picture

+1 Pomme/Freedom/Libertad Fritte

Badabing's picture
La défectuosité te donnent le pain et des cirques juste dans l'âne !
Catch-22's picture

I think you were going for "...bread and circuses in the ass!" but it translated into "...bread and circuses in the donkey".

...dude above is right... it's funny!

lotsoffun's picture

well - a donkey and an ass are actually related, but not actually the same thing.  but an 'arse' is neither.

anyone who speaks french however would have understood despite the error - sorry to be pedantic.

 

 

Catch-22's picture

You’re a fucking idiot... I am French and I see you didn't get any of the conversation. Your previous post is also wrong in many ways, the cap (accent circonflexe) goes on the “a” not the “n” and there is no “s” at the end of the word if it starts with “L’ “ dumbass (Oh look at that, another kind of ass...)

 

ucsbcanuck's picture

"You’re a fucking idiot... I am French and I see you didn't get any of the conversation."

I see. You gave up.

mick_richfield's picture

I'm pretty sure his last sentence says

"Now there's Avon in my apartment, and it hurts more than the circus, bitches!"

 

 

TruthInSunshine's picture

Look people, if my French is horrifying, give me a translation service better than Babelfish or Google Translate, okay?

I don't actually recall more than two or three sentences, and at maxiumum, 40 words, from french class.

Shit's all f*cked up and bullshit. Damn it.

blu's picture

Relax -- everyone is loving it! Except now all that talk about pomme fritters has me hungry ...

supafuckinmingster's picture

If you're hungyr perhaps you'd be interested in Hungary, coz it'll soon be toast. Like that...? See what I did there.....? Hweh hweh hweh hweh!!

mick_richfield's picture

OK, let's start with something easy, like...

   "Where is the post office?"

in French, that would be:

  "Veuillez caresser mes fesses."

 

TruthInSunshine's picture

Donde esta la biblioteca?

 

That's all the French/Spanish I know from now on, and my only foreign language response in the future, dumb, lazy American the likes of me that I am.

 

*I even butchered the english language just now.

Cpl Hicks's picture

"Joe Biden ate the Bible School"?