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Satellite Image Confirms Iranian Missile Base Was Destroyed

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Today's curious news report posted by Iran's semi-official news agency Fars, which was promptly muted, only to be republished by Israel's Haaretz, of a major explosion near the Iranian city of Isfahan, has left many scratching their heads. As Haaretz reports: "Speaking with Fars news agency, Isfahan’s deputy mayor confirmed the reports and said the authorities are investigating the matter. However, after the incident was reported in Israel, the report was taken off the Fars website." Which led many to wonder: is this a real event or merely a provocation designed to make Iranians believe they were attacked? Further complicating matters is the just released news from Washington Post which shows satellite images of the aftermath of another explosion in Iran, this time from two weeks ago at an Iranian missile base. "The image of the compound, near the city of Malard, doesn’t provide any clues as to what caused the Nov. 12 explosion, which Iranian authorities described as an “accident” involving the transport of ammunition. But it does make clear that the facility has been effectively destroyed. Paul Brannan, a senior analyst for the Institute for Science and International Security, which specializes in the study of nuclear weapons programs, said it’s impossible to tell from the image whether the blast was caused by sabotage, as has has been speculated in this explosion and others at transport facilities, oil refineries and military bases in Iran. Brannan said ISIS had recently learned from “knowledgable officials” that the blast had occurred just as Iran had achieved a milestone in the development of a new missile and may have been performing a “volatile procedure involving a missile engine at the site.” So the question stands: is Iran being systematically attacked with the news being covered up for fear that it can not retaliate and thus seem week; is it being sabbotaged on a weekly basis, or is everything just one big media disinformation campaign designed to provoke Iran to lash out? We will probably know very soon, today's "oversold" and now completely disconnected from reality rally notwithstanding.

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Mon, 11/28/2011 - 15:54 | 1922248 12ToothAssassin
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Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:13 | 1922361 hedgeless_horseman
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The clear layer is glycerin. You can mix glycerin back in when you make soap. Or you can skim the glycerin off.


You can mix glycerin with nitric acid to make nitroglyerin.


You can mix nitroglycerin with sodium nitrate and sawdust to make dynamite.


You can blow up bridges.


You can mix nitroglycerin with more nitric acid and and parafin and make gelatin explosives.


You can blow up a building, easy.


With enough soap, you can blow up the whole world.


I know this because Tyler knows this.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:20 | 1922447 Turd Ferguson
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Hmmmm. Let's see.

2 major explosions in 2 weeks at 2 different Iranian weapons facilities.



Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:28 | 1922477 SwingForce
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And readings of radioactive iodine over Europe around the same time........

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:30 | 1922488 knukles
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Hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:36 | 1922518 hedgeless_horseman
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With enough soap, you can blow up irradiate the whole world.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:37 | 1922534 SwingForce
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White smoke was reported to be seen rising from the site. Isn't smoke from a munitions explosion black?

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:39 | 1922548 hedgeless_horseman
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A new pope!

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:56 | 1922623 Upswaller
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It musta been those waskawy, dastawdly, Joooooooooooooooos.  C'mon Jew-haters, chime in!!! 



You guys crack me up.

-Smirking Methodist

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 17:04 | 1922703 LawsofPhysics
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This is really old news (over a month old).  Why is ZH reporting it now?  Dissappointing indeed.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 17:36 | 1922892 bigfire
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The explosion occured this morning.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:00 | 1923013 Ahmeexnal
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STUXNET strikes again!

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 19:45 | 1923367 CompassionateFascist
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Windows 95 malfunctioned.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 17:37 | 1922895 zilverreiger
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because there was a 2nd explosion today in another town

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:40 | 1923166 Deo vindice
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You're only smirking 'cause you know it had to be the Lutherans.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:26 | 1923110 The Big Ching-aso
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That was so fucking funny man I farted.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 03:50 | 1924460 Keri at Bankste...
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Probably.  Not to mention that it appears stunningly kind of the Iranians to place BRIGHT BLUE roofs on buildings at their "missile bases," doesn't it?

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 23:58 | 1924011 Axenolith
Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:36 | 1922519 knukles
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And some dumb fuck doctor in Europe said it was from too much radioactive iodine being used in medical examinations.
Hah haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ahhah

And we're gonna bail those morons out?

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:40 | 1922546 sqz
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Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:41 | 1922564 Normalcy Bias
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Circular error probable zero. Impact with high-order detonation. Have a nice day.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:50 | 1922619 I did it by Occident
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...or they didn't read their quantity-distance tables correctly.  The dumbfucks were probably storing that shit too close together.   

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:58 | 1922670 Money 4 Nothing
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Well, the Operating manuals are in Russian, I guess interpretation into Farsi may be off by just a bit?

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:34 | 1923146 The Big Ching-aso
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Ya, you know my only concern at the moment is the oft chance the Iranians might respond in kind in self-defense or some such other ridiculous reaction to getting attacked and one of their bases being fucking blown to smithereens.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 23:22 | 1923945 Buck Johnson
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They are taking out certain operational areas that could be used to tool more rockets or fuel for their rockets.  They know that Iran has alot of long range (and accurate) rockets.  They want to be able to take them all out at one time and not be able to reconstitute quickly.  Who knows, there might be special forces in the country sabotaging key structures for a prelude to attack.  Remember the media will work with the govt. to keep things quiet.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:21 | 1922449 slewie the pi-rat
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as i examine the sat-shots more carefully, i find myself wondering if this might not be due to killer beez...

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:36 | 1922517 gmrpeabody
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B-1 and B-2?

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 21:13 | 1923647 lakecity55
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The cunning plan: keep degrading the missle facilities. Check this new headline out from over at the Debka site: NATO-Gulf military officers in Turkey prepare for intervention in Syria.  While you degrade Iranian missle capability, you crash Assad's economic base, cut off the flow of whizz-bangs to Hamas et al, then fire up the missle defense, drop everything you have on Iran via air strikes while the IDF invades the territories and slaughters everyone.  Then they have a free ride to the Tigris. The helpless Iraqis shit all over themselves and the New Zionist Empire, from the transjordan to the Tigris is complete. Obama gets promoted to Overlord by his Neocon Masters. Bwa ha ha.... yours,

Black Adder

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:36 | 1922520 kridkrid
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gotta love when Fight Club quotes get down voted.  I posted, "Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you" - the other day and received dozens of down votes.  It's been made into a movie!  You don't even have to read!

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:38 | 1922540 GenX Investor
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Rule #1: "Never talk about Fight Club."  A-Hole

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:56 | 1922658 davidmerkel
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Fortunately, anyone dumb enough to try any of this won't survive it.  Munitions chemistry in the hands of the unskilled eliminates a lot of mad bombers before they can act.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 17:05 | 1922695 hedgeless_horseman
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Too damn bad Keynesian economics doesn't also work the same way.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 19:04 | 1923250 Sabibaby
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You know what Dave? Munitions in the hands of a lot of people kill a lot of people. Now stop being a dumbass and remove that goofy avatar.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 19:33 | 1923333 Al Gorerhythm
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Someone fart in the shower?

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 13:53 | 1951471 BandGap
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You need fuming (red) nitric acid to fully nitrate the glycerin. Not easy. These types polynitrated compounds in pure form are very shock (mechanically & electrically) sensitive. Don't believe recipes from the Internet.

Naphthalene (mothballs) are far more useful and less messy than paraffin or sawdust (although nitrocellulose is a good fuse material). Paraffin is not easily nitrated. Naphthalene mixtures form stable putty/plastics.

That said, why would anyone want to blow things up?


Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:13 | 1922402 Chief KnocAHoma
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It's on like freaking donky kong! Time to kick some Iranian booty, then claim their oil and women. I want one that has a tight hole.

Oh stop... I'm talking about oil wells.

Plus since my business is DEAD I only have 18 hours a day to watch TV, and college football season is coming to a close. I'll need something else for my viewing pleasure. Remember SHOCK AND AWE!!! That was some cool shit getting blown to hell with limited commercial interuption.



Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:44 | 1922591 Pitchman
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Yo Chief - Minus One

Your Freudian slip is showing.  This bout will be commercialized for it is your America. USA, USA, USA... 9/11 “patriotism” has mutated into blood lust. Sick, sick world.

The Disappearance of Chivalry - George Santayana & Murder By Joystick
Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:14 | 1922408 TeamDepends
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Those Chinese missiles sail as smoothly as their luxury yachts...

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:33 | 1922503 slewie the pi-rat
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it looks too much like pearl harbor to rule out the germans tho, bro

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:51 | 1922629 Randall Cabot
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sneaky germans...

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:35 | 1922514 Dapper Dan
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As it does every year, WND is inviting readers to submit their candidates for the most "spiked" stories of the year in Operation Spike!

At this time, news organizations prepare their year-end retrospective replays of what they consider to have been the top news stories of the previous 12 months. But WND's editors have always found it more newsworthy to publish a compilation of the important stories most ignored by the establishment press.

WND Editor and CEO Joseph Farah has sponsored "Operation Spike" every year since 1988 and since founding WND in May 1997 has continued the annual tradition. For the past 12 years, WND has invited its readers to join in and submit what they considered the most underreported stories of the past year.

(Story continues below)


Last year, WND's "readers' choice" picks for the 10 most underreported stories of 2011 were:

  1. Elections official Tim Adams claims there is no Hawaiian birth certificate for Barack Obama.
  2. Army officer court-martialed, jailed after questioning Obama's eligibility.
  3. The reality of how poorly the U.S. economy is doing.
  4. America's move toward socialism.
  5. The fall of the "mainstream" news media as ratings drop, advertising plunges and public distrust grows.
  6. Allegations of fraud, including illegal voting by felons and a formalized refusal by some states to follow election law regarding ballots for the military raise the possibility of manipulation of elections.
  7. Mysterious missile spotted off the coast of California.
  8. The growing evidence against the theory that mankind is a significant factor in climate change.
  9. The push in the U.S. courts by homosexual advocates to demand the legalization of same-sex "marriage" as well as through Congress to formally adopt the policy of allowing self-declared homosexuals in the U.S. military.
  10. The impact of the TSA's full-body scanners, including the associated health risks, invasion of privacy and violations of the 4th Amendment protections against unreasonable searches.

Read more:

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Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:40 | 1922552's picture

It's spelled Luxury Yacht but it's pronounced Throat Warbler Mangrove.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:36 | 1922525 krispkritter
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I call Bullshit...warm up the war machines again, this will not end well...

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 17:08 | 1922726 BandGap
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Nice shot - Parking lot!

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 15:55 | 1922252 Captain Kink
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Market to rally in 3, 2, 1...

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 15:56 | 1922257 Cognitive Dissonance
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Well THAT explains the 3% up day. Can't wait until WW3. Dow should be up 30% on that news.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:07 | 1922358 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Led by materials

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:12 | 1922395 GeneMarchbanks
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Cue some CNBC cunt:

"Ok, let's get a look at those defense stocks"

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:27 | 1922473 john39
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"defense" stocks... how orwellian...

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:34 | 1922500 knukles
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"Pepper spray is a food stuff"
        -some dumb twat on Fox News

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 19:23 | 1923301 Matt
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counts as 2 servings of vegatable for the school lunch programs.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:14 | 1922407 mayhem_korner
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Dow's down > 100 since the news.  Not in a flash, but a gradual rolling off of the hopium high.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 21:28 | 1922760 Pitchman
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The budget problem will be assuaged by raising taxes less then the amount the Bush tax cuts are set to increase them.  The Red and the Blues will both be free to claim they actually cut taxes.  Advantage Barry O.  

CIA operatives in Syria indiscriminately killing innocent citizens, that looks like Syrian's killing their own, will be Pres. Zer0's excuse to take no fly zone Military action, where they begin taking out Syria's 6,000 tanks.  And as pressure mounts, to keep Israel at bay, we will be on the verge of, or in, active conflict with Iran; advantage 0.

American's are reluctant to change horses when embroiled in a shooting match... Debt Clown Zer0 gets his second term and the American Citizen, Mark is had once again.

USA, USA, USA: The Disappearance of Chivalry - George Santayana & Murder By Joystick

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 21:37 | 1923715 Pitchman
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Glad to see this bothers some people.  It does me, as well.  But things could very well play out along these lines.  And where would the SPX be?  Will the prospect of a larger conflict in the Middle East strengthen the dollar; the country?


"There are no parasites as vile, insidious and cold as the Bankers.  They are the original Satanist.  Stop the bankers and you stop the wars, you stop the poverty, you stop the inequality.  You stop every evil financed by them and they are considerable.... It's a wonderful irony that those who have spent a lifetime putting others into debt are now going to find themselves very very deeply in debt."

The Forces of the Last Gasp, on Meat Street. & Operation Blackout

All Americans must consider the following

"The bane of humanity is we learn nothing from the horrors of past atrocities; and history repeats itself. Our/Your passive acceptance of one transgression or worse complicit participation, always makes way for another.  This and the belief that injustice, visited on our neighbor, will not one day come knocking at our door is the banality of evil and its final reward is death." - Inflection Point


Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:29 | 1923122 The Big Ching-aso
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Yup, uranium suppliers would explode the Dow.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 15:57 | 1922259 mynhair
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Dam potholes.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 15:56 | 1922261 Gene Parmesan
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Maybe someone saw that the Russians weren't planning on sending their carrier down there until 2012 and figured they still had a month or so.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:10 | 1922368 nonclaim
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That carrier is the only one left, old and cranky, and its value is not in its projected power but in "if anything happens to it".

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:40 | 1922549 gmrpeabody
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Would be very surprised if it survives the voyage!

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 15:56 | 1922262 HungrySeagull
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Crater is there for all to see.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:39 | 1923161 Coronal Mass Ej...
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The crater is in your cranium.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 15:58 | 1922263 Cdad
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Seems to me the US has been testing a weapon that can arrive anywhere on the globe in one hour.  Hmmm?

In the meantime, the tell on WTI is quite interesting...yawn.  Additionally, the daily chart on crude futures is sporting a lovely shooting star formation topped perfectly by the BB bands.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:01 | 1922305 Jim in MN
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"sporting a lovely shooting star formation topped perfectly by the BB bands"


Wasn't Dame Edna wearing that same ensemble?

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:10 | 1922382 Cdad
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Shares of banks now showing a similar but slightly different formation called "the meteor."

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:02 | 1922314 Mike2756
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More likely a B-2.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:19 | 1922432 chunga
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...probably just a careless smoker.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:17 | 1922415 InconvenientCou...
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X-37b perhaps? Was just mulling that over a few days ago.

This is tin foil hat stuff but just for fun, try and compose a sound argument that the U.S. and others are not developing energy pulse weapons. The technology isn't that difficult. A giant capacitor collecting solar power in space, then... zap!

Microwave beams would be hard to detect and would be really good at starting fires and explosions. Witnesses would just pop like popcorn kernels. Look for the stomach that is turned inside out.

Iran wouldn't want that getting out, now would they?

Just for fun...  pretend it's real. Would Ron Paul kill that program too?

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:36 | 1922502 whstlblwr
Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:35 | 1923149 Cathartes Aura
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Mon, 11/28/2011 - 17:11 | 1922747 BandGap
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Doesn't explain the damage at all.

Masers (microwave lasers) have been under development at Argonne National Labs since the early 80s (at least). They are high energy, focused microwaves whose use was thought to be for "communication". 

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 17:12 | 1922751 Ruffcut
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Hey, don't knock my moonbat shit. I saw the technology 40 years ago in a james bond movie.

Weapons like that should not fall into the wrong hands. Our gov needs to keep a lid on those developments and they continue fo rthe common good. Like using DU on troops and civilians. Very prudent.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:50 | 1923212 James T. Kirk
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You saw the technology in a James Bond movie? Let's have a little respect around here.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 21:11 | 1923640 HungrySeagull
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Half the shit they fantasy about 40 years ago is reality now.

Dick Tracy talking watch? Check.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:23 | 1922458 Ag1761
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Space Laser man

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 19:58 | 1923413 Ms. Erable
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Seems to me the US has been testing a weapon that can arrive anywhere on the globe in one hour.  Hmmm?

DoD has finally put to use the Illudium-238 space modulator that Bugs stole from Marvin.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 15:57 | 1922264 rambler6421
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Plunge Protection Team will start shorting oil.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 15:57 | 1922273 DeweyLeon
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Great, another war.  When do we run out of bad guys and start bombing ourselves?

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:01 | 1922309 Conrad Murray
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As soon as the SNAP and/or SS money stops flowing.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:02 | 1922317 Sudden Debt
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Maybe if you devided your country into a north and a south part and when each other would say the other side are demons?

Could work....

But to make sure there aren't any mixups, one side needs to wear blue suits and the other grey. Deal?


Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:07 | 1922351 Uber Vandal
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Been there, done that.


Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:34 | 1922508 john39
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well we could mix it up this time....  class based, urban v. rural, religious.... so many options for dividing the goy.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 17:42 | 1922933 Dugald
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North n South still in place.....The Uniforms will have to come from China, after being run past the fashionistas, could be ready to rumble in, oh, three years...Oh, sorrrryreeeeee, forgot you will be totally bust by then, could you make do with paper uniforms? If so the kraut's are the people to talk to...!

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:06 | 1922345 Jena
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When Walmart runs out of $1.28 towels, apparently.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:30 | 1922472 GeneMarchbanks
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Which means not fast enough. The rest of the world thanks you. Oh and BTW, Iran is now where Cambodia used to be. Not that it matters... but just in case geography is still... nm ... [sigh]

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 17:07 | 1922716 Jena
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Geography?  I don't think that's taught here anymore.  Fortunately, I have an old globe from the days when there was just one Germany.  Not that I matter.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:39 | 1922545 knukles
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Then wait'll you see the run on the Pepper Spray.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:54 | 1922649 DaveyJones
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we're already destroying ourselves

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 21:11 | 1923644 HungrySeagull
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Sooner than you think.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 15:59 | 1922282 aldousd
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6 days later? if this were an act of war, someone would probably have said so by now...

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:19 | 1922433 Sabibaby
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Watcha say? I been watch'n football...

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 17:04 | 1922705 Andy_Jackson_Jihad
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Openly declaring war vs. vague plattitudes is as passe as addressing women as "Ma'am", removing your hat indoors and dancing the jitterbug.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 15:59 | 1922285 dwdollar
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That had to be one hell of an explosion OR several smaller ones...

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 15:59 | 1922286 taraxias
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A false flag won't work this time so Iran is being provoked with sabotage operations to strike first.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 15:59 | 1922288 Forgiven
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Imagine a satellite from space capable of focusing an intense beam of radiation down to the earth, much like a child's magnifier on an ant, anything that can ignite - will. 

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:10 | 1922377 ziggy59
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Diamonds are forever.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:20 | 1922445 InconvenientCou...
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And the whole ground based missile defense thingy is a giant red herring.

Sign me up for that plan.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 17:20 | 1927438 MrTown3
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Diamonds are forever? 

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 17:20 | 1927441 MrTown3
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beat to the punch...womp womp

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 15:59 | 1922291 Jim in MN
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Looks like they threw in the towel.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:02 | 1922316 Tsar Pointless
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And they just bought it on Black Friday at Wal-Mart.

Or was it Target?

I can't remember now. I am Amerikkkan, after all. I have zero memory of any thing in the past.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:03 | 1922327 tocointhephrase
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Hope they did not pay more than a dollar fifty

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 15:59 | 1922292 Sudden Debt
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Accidents.... happen....

what can I say....



Mon, 11/28/2011 - 17:15 | 1922772 Ruffcut
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That's what your mother said 9 months before you were born.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:00 | 1922294 Odin
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Could be CIA... The Iranians captured 12 undercover there last week...

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:53 | 1922643 dracos_ghost
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Tue, 11/29/2011 - 17:22 | 1927446 MrTown3
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The CIA outed 12 undercovers last week?

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:00 | 1922295 Lord Welligton
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This is not good.

Sorry got to state the obvious.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:00 | 1922296 Steroid
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Kinetic velocity weapons are another good use of tungsten.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:00 | 1922298 fourchan
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muslems are the new nazis, going for the final solution, gifted with german enrichment technology.


stealing the fire

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:20 | 1922438 Are you kidding
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Actually...I believe they are.  They act the same too...always judging and trying to kill people.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:22 | 1922452 Tsar Pointless
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always judging and trying to kill people

I see these people in the USofA, too.

We call them "Christians".

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:46 | 1922601 knukles
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Particularly.  The original Christians tried to kill baby Jesus with golf balls when he was floating in the water hazard but having missed later made it up when they crucified him and then stole his body as a Roman varsity fraternity trick all being a false flag operation that backfired.  

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 17:51 | 1922984 Dugald
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Christians, go well with chips, lightly salted plus vinegar, best wrapped in newpaper.

Tue, 11/29/2011 - 08:45 | 1924744 zenbones
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Wrong.  They're called Baptists.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:20 | 1922444 Carlyle Groupie
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Muslim / Terror the same thing, right? Terror has been the new nazis for the last 10 yrs. We need a new fresh object to get focused on. GDP needs growing. What story is Langley working on now.... hum....

No news here:

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 17:38 | 1922907 The Reich
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Doing God's Work.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:00 | 1922300 gojam
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So, anyone notice that WW3 just started ?

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:06 | 1922350 JPM Hater001
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It was in a memo Roger sent out last week.  Are you on the list?  Gotta call Roger and get on the list.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:08 | 1922362 Money 4 Nothing
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Assholes started without me! I didn't get the memo. 

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:45 | 1922597 kridkrid
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I think it's been going on for some time now.  Just a slightly different cadence than we might otherwise recognize.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:00 | 1922301 Tsar Pointless
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Conspiracy theorists.

Next thing you'll be telling me is that our leaders knew about 9/11 in advance, yet did nothing to stop it. Some sayTM it was an "inside job".


Mon, 11/28/2011 - 17:09 | 1922736 DaveyJones
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conspiratal sarcasm

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:01 | 1922303 Manthong
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At least the soccer field looks OK.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:01 | 1922304 sabra1
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is there a before and after, of the white house?

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:17 | 1922421 earleflorida
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funny how iran has opened its doors to nuclear arms investigators as a signatory member - yet israel has refused to sign-up or for that matter let no investigations of their known nuclear arsenal to date - this is terrible - what gives this country the right to have nuclear weapons in the first place - what gives the american foreign aid committee the right to give the 'lion's share' to israel when the country dual-citizenship are the wealthiest collective in the known universe - just makes me sick to my stomach


ps. really,... what has iran done - we just can't go on destroying nations and killing millions of innocents for no apparent reason - sure their leader said some stupid things but yahoo is no different - really,... this is getting seriously stupid

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:26 | 1922468 DionysusDevotee
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" ps. really,... what has iran done - we just can't go on destroying nations and killing millions of innocents"

You seem to have forgotten the motto of the new century;  "YES WE CAN!!!!"

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:42 | 1922577 earleflorida
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Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:48 | 1922610 knukles
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That's the change part that goes with the "they better fucking hope"

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 20:57 | 1923596 DionysusDevotee
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I'll take the minus one as a compliment... Truth hurts don't it?

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:59 | 1922678 DaveyJones
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there's an apparent reason, it's called oil

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 17:55 | 1922997 I only kill chi...
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Call it WW3, it'll will turn into the new crusade. Christians vs. Muslims.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:01 | 1922306 Caviar Emptor
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Missile defense system successful

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:01 | 1922307 blu
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Stuxnet; the gift that just keeps giving.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:20 | 1922437 earleflorida
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works both ways - what goes around, comes around - the circle of life? 

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 18:35 | 1923151 blu
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Well no actually I'm not sure that sort of thing actually works both ways.

But we'll see.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:01 | 1922308 High Plains Drifter
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file this under the wow category........

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:48 | 1922607 The Heart
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How much? And can it be delivered by Christmas?


Mon, 11/28/2011 - 17:30 | 1922851 css1971
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Add some armaments and you have a capability.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 17:41 | 1922922 DCFusor
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Definitely HPD - his first vid brought tears to my old-ass-eyes.  Tears of joy.  I can normally do without nearly all of humankind, almost embarrassed to be one.  Not that time.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:02 | 1922320 JustObserving
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It used to be "I want a new drug."  Now, it is " I want a new war."  Pakistan attack followed by Iranian explosions.  Whatever it takes to ramp up military spending. Who's next?

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:03 | 1922323 digalert
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Ok, I'll call it, false flag. Watch the other hand.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:03 | 1922328 Dick Darlington
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Waiting for Krugman report saying he's EXTREMELY BULLISH on Iran after all the destruction. Add some deficit spending and there you have it, perpetual motion growth machine is back in town! Euro-Gollum, as an unelected president, might get interested in the report. It would provide new way to approach tackling the continent wide insolvency glitch. Bombs away all over zeurope and massive rebuilding.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:29 | 1922483 earleflorida
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do you actually think that american soil won't be, "SOILED"!

this is the 60th+/+ of the "Nuclear Family"

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:03 | 1922331 dwdollar
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Interesting tactic to sting them once a week...

Could be the real reason why Russia is getting so irritated.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:04 | 1922334 Sudden Debt
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Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:04 | 1922335 Lord Welligton
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So this is the 12 Nov explosion.

Looks too perfect

Seems to be no damage outside the "perimeter".

Maybe the photos are not that good.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 16:04 | 1922338 Watson
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Liquid rocket fuels (and 'volatile' suggests this) are notoriously unstable.

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