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Europe, the final fun-tear...

 

Courtesy of William Banzai

 


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Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:41 | Link to Comment ZippyBananaPants
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Who farted?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:46 | Link to Comment GasPump
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Hyper-Ponzi Warp Speed

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:47 | Link to Comment Soul Train
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funny foto !

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:53 | Link to Comment Divided States ...
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Time to beam up more Euros from sick bay!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:57 | Link to Comment mikla
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"We go anywhere we aren't invited, and screw anything that walks!  (And everything else too.)"

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:03 | Link to Comment Eisenhorn
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"SCAM TREK! Where you, and everyone you know, gets to be a part of the show!!"*

* Unless otherwise noted, participants will be placed in the role of Unnamed Red-Shirted Away Team Member.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:08 | Link to Comment Manthong
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Security detail to the transporter room,  Mr. Worfanke..

We are beaming down to give the FRNgi’s a  little bit of money so they can suppress the price of gold-pressed latinum.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:13 | Link to Comment The Big Ching-aso
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"Spockama, quick!  Rub my pink transpoonder!"

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:32 | Link to Comment Pinto Currency
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Give me QE3 Scotty!

Bernanke says it doesn't matter that you're mixing the anti-matter while its cold.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:36 | Link to Comment Badabing
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There's clingons around uranis Benny.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:41 | Link to Comment nope-1004
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Warp speed unattainable Kaptain.  Angela has too much junk in her trunk.

 

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:52 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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Here... I'll say it...

"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNN"!

spelled: "C-O-N"

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:53 | Link to Comment Richard Chesler
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All power to shield the banksters. Prepare to fire all printers!


Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:56 | Link to Comment The Big Ching-aso
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That Clingon is full of shit.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 17:21 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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Captain Econ-Loot Lagarde: Mister Jackov, fire photo-op torpedo on my mark.

Ensign Trufflé-Hogge Merkel: Mark?! Was sagst du?!

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 17:34 | Link to Comment Surly Bear
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Scotty, I Need QE3 In 3 Minutes Or We’re All Dead!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 17:52 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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Bernank has the replicator warming up.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 18:28 | Link to Comment The Big Ching-aso
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"Excuse me Madaam Captain, but your Adam's Apple is quite appealing today."

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 18:49 | Link to Comment nmewn
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Dammit Tim, I'm a doctor not a printer!!!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 19:11 | Link to Comment Problem Is
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Damn it Wanker TImmah!

There... fixed it for you...

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 22:06 | Link to Comment JW n FL
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Owned and Operated!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=njSV5LtVmR4

My Life and Your Life on FILM!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 03:14 | Link to Comment Shylockracy
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+1 and thanks for the link.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 00:36 | Link to Comment socalat_Kruger's
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+1

 

'Fiat. The final frontier'

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 00:04 | Link to Comment DeadFred
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A better way to drop hundreds than any helicopter.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 17:03 | Link to Comment DoctoRx
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Nice thought, but he wasn't Jewish.  It's:

KHHHHHHHAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:11 | Link to Comment Pladizow
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This is SO DISRESPECTFUL to Dr. Spock!

Fiat: The Final Frontier

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 19:12 | Link to Comment Problem Is
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Tyler: Here is the winner:

"Fiat: The Final Frontier"

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 19:25 | Link to Comment akak
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(Dr. McCoy in sick bay, with the captain, leaning over a torn and ragged patient while waving around that little humming saltshaker thingy):

"The euro, Tim ..... he's dead!"

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 11:02 | Link to Comment Eisenhorn
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If you look closely beneath Lagarde's left boot, you can see the role the rest of humanity has been cast in.....

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:16 | Link to Comment Robot Traders Mom
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Who's turn is it to fuck Blythe tonight?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:20 | Link to Comment Manthong
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Um.. you mean who's got the duty?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:23 | Link to Comment The Big Ching-aso
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"Scotty, give us Mind Warp 9!"

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:22 | Link to Comment Beam Me Up Scotty
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Mine

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:26 | Link to Comment El Oregonian
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Better get the Heavy Duty Clone-doms, I understand she's very toxic...

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:33 | Link to Comment The Big Ching-aso
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Barry looks like the spawn of Uhura and Sulu.

 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 03:17 | Link to Comment Demologos
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Scotty:  "She's gonna blow!"

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:04 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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WTF are Krugman, Joe 'Bright Side of the Moon' Lavorgna, Abby 'spaceTulip' Cohen, Charles W. Kadlec, & Barton 'Smally' Biggs??!!!!!!!!!!

Where's Brian Sack's replacement, Buzz To Infinity & Beyond Lightyear, for FS? [Maybe he's not on the Deck, but in the engine room]

Where are these Winners of the New World?

Banzai!!!!!!!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:24 | Link to Comment The Big Ching-aso
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"Get ready to fire scrotum torpeedos on three!"

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 19:43 | Link to Comment akak
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RonPaulian battle fleet commander: "Your fiat cloaking shields are failing, and we have you intellectually, fiscally and monetarily surrounded.  Surrender immediately to the power of gold, or prepare to suffer the ultimate fate."

Bernankeworf, with a cold sneer: "It is a good day to print."

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:54 | Link to Comment JPM Hater001
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See- people like us.  They are using us to emblify their hero's.

 

How cute

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:55 | Link to Comment B-rock
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"Now unscripted!"

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:08 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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p.s. - Monday Afternoon "Duhhhh" Humor Headline, courtesy of The New York Crimes (ball licker of fractional reserve banksters, having Krugman as their economic Dean, and being in close proximity to the FRBNY):

 

Europe Tires of Austerity, but the Alternative Is Elusive
  • By JACK EWING and LIZ ALDERMAN 2:33 PM ET

Budget-cutting pain is fueling support for far-left and nationalist parties, but many European leaders simply cannot afford to spend more.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:44 | Link to Comment The Big Ching-aso
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"Captain's log, Scamship Spenderprize, Stardate 4-23-12.  We have entered into the IMF Nebula surrounded by black holes and fistulas."

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:46 | Link to Comment midgetrannyporn
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THE PAIN!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 22:00 | Link to Comment Taint Boil
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He who controls the Spice, controls the .... wait wrong movie - never mind. Spice = Oil ..... hmmm maybe he was on to something.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 17:31 | Link to Comment rosiescenario
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Yes, austerity does have a way of usually producing that result.....

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:00 | Link to Comment GOSPLAN HERO
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Remember "The Trouble with Tribbles" episode?

Tribbles will eat fiat paper currency!

 

 

 

 

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:47 | Link to Comment PrintPressPimpin
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we must save the planet fiatsco from destruction

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 17:37 | Link to Comment Oh regional Indian
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Scar Trek?

ori

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:46 | Link to Comment SilverIsKing
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IS THAT A KLINGON IN YOUR POCKET OR ARE YOU HAPPY TO SEE ME?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:48 | Link to Comment Buckaroo Banzai
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Scotty: Captain, we cannae keep spending like this!

Kirk: I need more POWER, Scotty. What do you make of this, Mr. Spock?

Spock: Fascinating, Captain. Scotty's human mind is not sufficiently Marxist to comprehend our ship's capabilities, but I can assure you, we can increase spending to Warp 10 with no meaningful ill effects.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:37 | Link to Comment Sauk Leader
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Scotty: Captain! The solar panels that run this thing never showed up! Get steven Chu on the line!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 10:17 | Link to Comment Drachma
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Kirk: Just use the replicator damn it. KAAAAAAN!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 18:05 | Link to Comment GS-DickinDaMuppets
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Buckaroo Banzai said:

"Spock: Fascinating, Captain. Scotty's human mind is not sufficiently Marxist to comprehend our ship's capabilities, but I can assure you, we can increase spending to Warp 10 with no meaningful ill effects."

Scottie:We cannae get WARP 10 til you pull my finger     Mr.Spock...

 

"doin' GOD's work".....  GS-DickinDaMuppets

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:58 | Link to Comment Chuck Bone
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Live long and ponzi!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:07 | Link to Comment earleflorida
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Excellent!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:27 | Link to Comment The Big Ching-aso
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"Captain, are you using a shield or should I employ a spocktraceptive?"

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:03 | Link to Comment Dan The Man
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Had to be Sulu.  Loose sphincter.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:04 | Link to Comment LongSoupLine
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Boldly scamming farther than no one has scammed before.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:35 | Link to Comment in4mayshun
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Spain...the final frontier...

These are the voyages of the Euro Scam Enterprise, its thirteen year mission,

To exploit strange new worlds.... to snuff out new life and new civilians...to boldly plunder what no man has taken

before!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 17:32 | Link to Comment Rusty.Shackleford
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To boldy go, where every empire has died before.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 18:15 | Link to Comment stocktivity
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Each one a jerk

no captain Kirk

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 18:42 | Link to Comment navy62802
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Easily the winner.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 18:59 | Link to Comment koperniuk666
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and von rompuy wasn't even in there !!

 

or was he ............

 

will anyone ever know??????????

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:41 | Link to Comment JeremyWS
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We are all in it together.....

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:43 | Link to Comment vast-dom
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QE: WARP SPEED!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:47 | Link to Comment Paul Krugman
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Where's Paul? We need someone to drive this thing.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:41 | Link to Comment Tortfeasor
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Boldly going where every fiat system has gone before.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:44 | Link to Comment Sophist Economicus
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+1

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:46 | Link to Comment iDealMeat
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its  1++;    

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 18:18 | Link to Comment GeezerGeek
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Technically, if 1 is an integer with an initial value of one, 1++ leaves 1 with a value of 2. That doesn't happen in real life...

Holy shit, you're brilliant! You just won a job with Ben and Timmah!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 00:45 | Link to Comment iDealMeat
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won++;

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:51 | Link to Comment vast-dom
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In this case it may have to be amended to:

 

Boldly going where NO fiat system has EVER gone before.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:34 | Link to Comment ArrestBobRubin
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that's the Winner tort. Smart doggie!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 17:39 | Link to Comment TarzanNe1
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But this time it's different...I promise

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 18:48 | Link to Comment Jay Gould Esq.
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"Live long -- but you will not prosper, so long as this federation rules."

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:42 | Link to Comment Zola
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you have outdone yourself on this one ! Excellent... Scam Trek indeed !!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:42 | Link to Comment firstdivision
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By this market action, one would have to guess that the Fed will hint at QE3 in the minutes.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:46 | Link to Comment The Heart
Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:43 | Link to Comment Jason T
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10 minutes till impact.. 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:43 | Link to Comment resurger
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Satan Bin Laden in ze house

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:43 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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Nah why the need for QE3? Down a hundred?...Bah. That ain't going to cut it.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:48 | Link to Comment JW n FL
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                                                                                                                        Joke of the DAY!!

                                                                                         China's Slowdown Was Intentional, Spencer Says (Bloomberg)

                                                                                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA4aI421X2k

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 22:07 | Link to Comment JW n FL
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Owned and Operated!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=njSV5LtVmR4

My Life and Your Life on FILM!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:43 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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They're dead Christine...

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:44 | Link to Comment machinegear
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Is that Geordi La Forge????

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:44 | Link to Comment praps
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Mr Zulu, printer on warp factor 3 please.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:45 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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Facebook blaming seasonality.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:47 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Christine La Kirk :SpockObama hit them with your hopium while I sneak up behind them with my brown bag.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:45 | Link to Comment libertus
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Zarco's gone....he's dead Jim....

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:46 | Link to Comment undertheradar
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I'm a celebrity, not a decision-maker!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:46 | Link to Comment Greater Fool
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Shouldn't that be "Scum Trek?"

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:47 | Link to Comment carbonmutant
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I thought Merkel was supposed to be sitting in the captain's chair?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:47 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Starship IMF

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:39 | Link to Comment carbonmutant
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Minor detail...lol

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:47 | Link to Comment SillySalesmanQu...
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Which planet do we go loot now...?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:48 | Link to Comment TooBearish
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BB as Klingon is perfect- Merkle with 3d "Jordi LaForge"s are a hoot-THANKS WILLIE B

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:48 | Link to Comment Dasa Slooofoot
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Set phasers to Ctrl-P.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:48 | Link to Comment centerline
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Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not an economist!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:48 | Link to Comment gamera9
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The Prime Directive dictates that there can be no interference with the internal development of alien civilizations. Too bad starfleet  command is run by a squid.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:14 | Link to Comment Temporalist
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Intergalactic Senator Ron Paul:  But Captain the prime directive (Constitution) states...

Captain "Crash" Lagarde:  Fuck the Prime Directive!  We will interfere in the free market until we get what we want...everything!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:48 | Link to Comment urbanelf
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"We're going to need more red shirts."

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:48 | Link to Comment Henry Chinaski
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If the warp drive fails to activate, the results could be... unfortunate.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:49 | Link to Comment HungrySeagull
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No no no no.. nein!!!

We are under the Ferengi Alliance behind the scenes.

The people are entertained and blind.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:48 | Link to Comment Restcase
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Our Prime Directive: there can be no interference with the economies of tax-and-spend civilizations.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:49 | Link to Comment Everybodys All ...
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Remember no matter how bad things get ... don't talk about Obama or Spocks ears.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:49 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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STAR HECK [Open Caption Challenge]

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:07 | Link to Comment duo
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The Euro's dead, Jim.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 17:37 | Link to Comment Nozza
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"Live long, and prosper"

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 18:24 | Link to Comment dwayne elizando
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Go long, and profit!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 22:22 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Captain, I believe we have been junked by the two Klingons circling Uranus.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:50 | Link to Comment praps
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Captain we seem to be caught in a tractor beam that is pulling us relentlessly into planet depression.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:50 | Link to Comment Arie L Ultra
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To baldly spend....

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 18:16 | Link to Comment carbonmutant
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Check This:

The European Investment Bank is inserting clauses in the loan deals it signs with Greek firms in order to renegotiate debts in case the country exits the euro zone and reverts to the drachma, Kathimerini reported.

http://online.wsj.com/article/BT-CO-20120423-714449.html

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:50 | Link to Comment Dasa Slooofoot
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Look, ummm-uhhh, we need to uhhh-mmmm, look we need to pay our illogical share.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:50 | Link to Comment littleenglander
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NEWSFLASH

"Klingons invade enterprise."

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:53 | Link to Comment Tenshin Headache
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Now all we need is for Scotty to come up with a bit more from the dilithium crystals. Mr. Zulu, plot us a course out of this sector.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:51 | Link to Comment Misean
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"What do you mean you can't print Dilithium Crystals?"

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:52 | Link to Comment El Viejo
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Whatever we do we must maintain the prime directive of fleecing the sheep and protecting our banker friends.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:52 | Link to Comment Conman
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http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iAZ1HXTCLNx-VZdlorbPZo...

Unemployed college grads love to stay home and watch star trek all day.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:53 | Link to Comment Doowleb
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Scotty  But Captain we can't borrow any further ..It's against the law of economics!

Kirk   SCOTTY! Damn the economics just give me more! 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:12 | Link to Comment centerline
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I'm giving her all she's got Captain.  If we push any more toner in her the currency injection drives will overheat!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:54 | Link to Comment rwe2late
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"Your only hope is to elect me captain"

- OspockO.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:54 | Link to Comment LetThemEatRand
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Self-Destruct sequence initiated.  Confirm.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:54 | Link to Comment flacorps
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"Quick, check the mirror universe--maybe things are just peachy over there?!"

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:54 | Link to Comment Lost Wages
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"There seems to be an anomaly in the supply/demand continuum, Captain!"

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:55 | Link to Comment Lost Wages
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Spockbama: "Are we high or illogical?"

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:57 | Link to Comment Ignatius J Reilly
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i was gonna fix the economy but I got high.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:35 | Link to Comment Ignatius J Reilly
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Come on.  No one knows that song?  4/20 was on Friday.

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:42 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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I know it... It worked on py nerves like a hole summer!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:53 | Link to Comment Ignatius J Reilly
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ahhhhhh.... good point.   I will junk myself.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:55 | Link to Comment TheSilverJournal
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Boldly going where every other fiat currency has gone before?

Of course, it's never been a worldwide collapse as this one will be.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:55 | Link to Comment Misean
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If we divert power from the warp drive to the phasers, then route phaser power to the deflector array, then crossconnect deflector power to the impulse engines, then channel impulse power to the warp drives, we should get out of this mess.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:27 | Link to Comment ArrestBobRubin
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dude, that was brill.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:41 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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Somehow... I think... You spend half your youth behind the,television and computer :)

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:55 | Link to Comment Squealgies
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Star Trek II: The Wrath of Bonn

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:55 | Link to Comment Dasa Slooofoot
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In an effort to defend the human race from the Borgs, the world unleashed neo-keynesian stimulus packages leading to a return of full employment and balanced budgets.  Alas, the Borgs never existed, but that didn't matter.  Thank you, Dr. Paul Krugman.   

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:33 | Link to Comment Ignatius J Reilly
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You!  The Greek in the red shirt.  Take the helm while we fill our escape pods with gold.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:46 | Link to Comment YuropeanImbecille
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I lol´ed so hard the neighbours called the cops

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:57 | Link to Comment CvlDobd
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Star Trek: First televised inter race kiss

Scam Trek: First Televised inter race ass rape.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:57 | Link to Comment Lost Wages
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Wharfnanke: "Our current course is dishonorable. I'm going to commit ceremonial Klingon suicide."

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:59 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Set phasers on SOPA we are gonna take out that damn Zero Hedge if it's the last thing we do!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:59 | Link to Comment praps
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It's a fiat currency captain, but not as we know it.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:59 | Link to Comment Lost Wages
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"WE BUY GOLD AND SILVER."

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 20:51 | Link to Comment buckethead
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nice

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:00 | Link to Comment SV
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They just met the Borg...

"We are the Borg of Debt - Lower your interest rates and surrender your assets. We will add your sovereign debt and derivative distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt austerity to service us.  Resistance is futile."

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:01 | Link to Comment Encroaching Darkness
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Merkel-Uhura: We've lost contact with the away team!

 

Obama-Spock: Who was on that team?

 

LaGarde-Kirk: That would be crewmen Madoff, Corzine, Berlusconi and Papandreou.

 

Obama-Spock: How can we follow up their unparalleled success with further enhancements?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:01 | Link to Comment Whoa Dammit
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The bureaucratic mentality is the only constant in the universe.
-Dr. McCoy, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:02 | Link to Comment Agent P
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"I can't believe I had sex with the green one."

~ William Shatner

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:04 | Link to Comment ArrestBobRubin
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But... but... Coptain...... we're printing at Warp Niyne noow! The ship... she cannae take it! The ship.... she's breekin' oop!

 

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