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Europe, the final fun-tear...

 

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Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:41 | 2368034 ZippyBananaPants
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Who farted?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:46 | 2368069 GasPump
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Hyper-Ponzi Warp Speed

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:47 | 2368083 Soul Train
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funny foto !

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:53 | 2368127 Divided States ...
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Time to beam up more Euros from sick bay!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:57 | 2368146 mikla
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"We go anywhere we aren't invited, and screw anything that walks!  (And everything else too.)"

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:03 | 2368168 Eisenhorn
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"SCAM TREK! Where you, and everyone you know, gets to be a part of the show!!"*

* Unless otherwise noted, participants will be placed in the role of Unnamed Red-Shirted Away Team Member.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:08 | 2368198 Manthong
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Security detail to the transporter room,  Mr. Worfanke..

We are beaming down to give the FRNgi’s a  little bit of money so they can suppress the price of gold-pressed latinum.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:13 | 2368204 The Big Ching-aso
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"Spockama, quick!  Rub my pink transpoonder!"

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:32 | 2368287 Pinto Currency
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Give me QE3 Scotty!

Bernanke says it doesn't matter that you're mixing the anti-matter while its cold.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:36 | 2368305 Badabing
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There's clingons around uranis Benny.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:41 | 2368317 nope-1004
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Warp speed unattainable Kaptain.  Angela has too much junk in her trunk.

 

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:52 | 2368376 francis_sawyer
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Here... I'll say it...

"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNN"!

spelled: "C-O-N"

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:53 | 2368388 Richard Chesler
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All power to shield the banksters. Prepare to fire all printers!


Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:56 | 2368397 The Big Ching-aso
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That Clingon is full of shit.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 17:21 | 2368465 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Captain Econ-Loot Lagarde: Mister Jackov, fire photo-op torpedo on my mark.

Ensign Trufflé-Hogge Merkel: Mark?! Was sagst du?!

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 17:34 | 2368497 Surly Bear
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Scotty, I Need QE3 In 3 Minutes Or We’re All Dead!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 17:52 | 2368529 TruthInSunshine
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Bernank has the replicator warming up.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 18:28 | 2368556 The Big Ching-aso
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"Excuse me Madaam Captain, but your Adam's Apple is quite appealing today."

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 18:49 | 2368633 nmewn
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Dammit Tim, I'm a doctor not a printer!!!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 19:11 | 2368680 Problem Is
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Damn it Wanker TImmah!

There... fixed it for you...

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 22:06 | 2368930 JW n FL
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Owned and Operated!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=njSV5LtVmR4

My Life and Your Life on FILM!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 03:14 | 2369183 Shylockracy
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+1 and thanks for the link.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 00:36 | 2369090 socalat_Kruger's
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+1

 

'Fiat. The final frontier'

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 00:04 | 2369075 DeadFred
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A better way to drop hundreds than any helicopter.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 17:03 | 2368414 DoctoRx
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Nice thought, but he wasn't Jewish.  It's:

KHHHHHHHAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:11 | 2368201 Pladizow
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This is SO DISRESPECTFUL to Dr. Spock!

Fiat: The Final Frontier

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 19:12 | 2368681 Problem Is
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Tyler: Here is the winner:

"Fiat: The Final Frontier"

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 19:25 | 2368702 akak
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(Dr. McCoy in sick bay, with the captain, leaning over a torn and ragged patient while waving around that little humming saltshaker thingy):

"The euro, Tim ..... he's dead!"

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 11:02 | 2369943 Eisenhorn
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If you look closely beneath Lagarde's left boot, you can see the role the rest of humanity has been cast in.....

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:16 | 2368228 Robot Traders Mom
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Who's turn is it to fuck Blythe tonight?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:20 | 2368236 Manthong
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Um.. you mean who's got the duty?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:23 | 2368248 The Big Ching-aso
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"Scotty, give us Mind Warp 9!"

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:22 | 2368246 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Mine

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:26 | 2368266 El Oregonian
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Better get the Heavy Duty Clone-doms, I understand she's very toxic...

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:33 | 2368290 The Big Ching-aso
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Barry looks like the spawn of Uhura and Sulu.

 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 03:17 | 2369187 Demologos
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Scotty:  "She's gonna blow!"

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:04 | 2368151 TruthInSunshine
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WTF are Krugman, Joe 'Bright Side of the Moon' Lavorgna, Abby 'spaceTulip' Cohen, Charles W. Kadlec, & Barton 'Smally' Biggs??!!!!!!!!!!

Where's Brian Sack's replacement, Buzz To Infinity & Beyond Lightyear, for FS? [Maybe he's not on the Deck, but in the engine room]

Where are these Winners of the New World?

Banzai!!!!!!!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:24 | 2368255 The Big Ching-aso
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"Get ready to fire scrotum torpeedos on three!"

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 19:43 | 2368727 akak
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RonPaulian battle fleet commander: "Your fiat cloaking shields are failing, and we have you intellectually, fiscally and monetarily surrounded.  Surrender immediately to the power of gold, or prepare to suffer the ultimate fate."

Bernankeworf, with a cold sneer: "It is a good day to print."

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:54 | 2368136 JPM Hater001
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See- people like us.  They are using us to emblify their hero's.

 

How cute

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:55 | 2368142 B-rock
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"Now unscripted!"

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:08 | 2368196 TruthInSunshine
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p.s. - Monday Afternoon "Duhhhh" Humor Headline, courtesy of The New York Crimes (ball licker of fractional reserve banksters, having Krugman as their economic Dean, and being in close proximity to the FRBNY):

 

Europe Tires of Austerity, but the Alternative Is Elusive
  • By JACK EWING and LIZ ALDERMAN 2:33 PM ET

Budget-cutting pain is fueling support for far-left and nationalist parties, but many European leaders simply cannot afford to spend more.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:44 | 2368342 The Big Ching-aso
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"Captain's log, Scamship Spenderprize, Stardate 4-23-12.  We have entered into the IMF Nebula surrounded by black holes and fistulas."

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:46 | 2368350 midgetrannyporn
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THE PAIN!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 22:00 | 2368921 Taint Boil
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He who controls the Spice, controls the .... wait wrong movie - never mind. Spice = Oil ..... hmmm maybe he was on to something.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 17:31 | 2368488 rosiescenario
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Yes, austerity does have a way of usually producing that result.....

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:00 | 2368161 GOSPLAN HERO
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Remember "The Trouble with Tribbles" episode?

Tribbles will eat fiat paper currency!

 

 

 

 

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:47 | 2368354 PrintPressPimpin
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we must save the planet fiatsco from destruction

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 17:37 | 2368505 Oh regional Indian
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Scar Trek?

ori

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:46 | 2368072 SilverIsKing
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IS THAT A KLINGON IN YOUR POCKET OR ARE YOU HAPPY TO SEE ME?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:48 | 2368099 Buckaroo Banzai
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Scotty: Captain, we cannae keep spending like this!

Kirk: I need more POWER, Scotty. What do you make of this, Mr. Spock?

Spock: Fascinating, Captain. Scotty's human mind is not sufficiently Marxist to comprehend our ship's capabilities, but I can assure you, we can increase spending to Warp 10 with no meaningful ill effects.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:37 | 2368311 Sauk Leader
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Scotty: Captain! The solar panels that run this thing never showed up! Get steven Chu on the line!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 10:17 | 2369723 Drachma
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Kirk: Just use the replicator damn it. KAAAAAAN!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 18:05 | 2368558 GS-DickinDaMuppets
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Buckaroo Banzai said:

"Spock: Fascinating, Captain. Scotty's human mind is not sufficiently Marxist to comprehend our ship's capabilities, but I can assure you, we can increase spending to Warp 10 with no meaningful ill effects."

Scottie:We cannae get WARP 10 til you pull my finger     Mr.Spock...

 

"doin' GOD's work".....  GS-DickinDaMuppets

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:58 | 2368113 Chuck Bone
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Live long and ponzi!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:07 | 2368195 earleflorida
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Excellent!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:27 | 2368272 The Big Ching-aso
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"Captain, are you using a shield or should I employ a spocktraceptive?"

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:03 | 2368173 Dan The Man
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Had to be Sulu.  Loose sphincter.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:04 | 2368176 LongSoupLine
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Boldly scamming farther than no one has scammed before.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:35 | 2368285 in4mayshun
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Spain...the final frontier...

These are the voyages of the Euro Scam Enterprise, its thirteen year mission,

To exploit strange new worlds.... to snuff out new life and new civilians...to boldly plunder what no man has taken

before!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 17:32 | 2368491 Rusty.Shackleford
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To boldy go, where every empire has died before.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 18:15 | 2368572 stocktivity
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Each one a jerk

no captain Kirk

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 18:42 | 2368618 navy62802
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Easily the winner.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 18:59 | 2368659 koperniuk666
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and von rompuy wasn't even in there !!

 

or was he ............

 

will anyone ever know??????????

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:41 | 2368037 JeremyWS
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We are all in it together.....

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:43 | 2368053 vast-dom
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QE: WARP SPEED!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:47 | 2368084 Paul Krugman
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Where's Paul? We need someone to drive this thing.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:41 | 2368039 Tortfeasor
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Boldly going where every fiat system has gone before.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:44 | 2368064 Sophist Economicus
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+1

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:46 | 2368080 iDealMeat
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its  1++;    

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 18:18 | 2368576 GeezerGeek
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Technically, if 1 is an integer with an initial value of one, 1++ leaves 1 with a value of 2. That doesn't happen in real life...

Holy shit, you're brilliant! You just won a job with Ben and Timmah!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 00:45 | 2369103 iDealMeat
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won++;

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:51 | 2368117 vast-dom
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In this case it may have to be amended to:

 

Boldly going where NO fiat system has EVER gone before.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:34 | 2368292 ArrestBobRubin
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that's the Winner tort. Smart doggie!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 17:39 | 2368509 TarzanNe1
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But this time it's different...I promise

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 18:48 | 2368629 Jay Gould Esq.
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"Live long -- but you will not prosper, so long as this federation rules."

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:42 | 2368041 Zola
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you have outdone yourself on this one ! Excellent... Scam Trek indeed !!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:42 | 2368044 firstdivision
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By this market action, one would have to guess that the Fed will hint at QE3 in the minutes.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:46 | 2368047 The Heart
Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:43 | 2368051 Jason T
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10 minutes till impact.. 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:43 | 2368054 resurger
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Satan Bin Laden in ze house

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:43 | 2368056 fonzannoon
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Nah why the need for QE3? Down a hundred?...Bah. That ain't going to cut it.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:48 | 2368057 JW n FL
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                                                                                                                        Joke of the DAY!!

                                                                                         China's Slowdown Was Intentional, Spencer Says (Bloomberg)

                                                                                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA4aI421X2k

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 22:07 | 2368931 JW n FL
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Owned and Operated!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=njSV5LtVmR4

My Life and Your Life on FILM!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:43 | 2368058 williambanzai7
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They're dead Christine...

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:44 | 2368059 machinegear
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Is that Geordi La Forge????

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:44 | 2368060 praps
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Mr Zulu, printer on warp factor 3 please.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:45 | 2368063 fonzannoon
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Facebook blaming seasonality.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:47 | 2368070 Dr. Engali
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Christine La Kirk :SpockObama hit them with your hopium while I sneak up behind them with my brown bag.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:45 | 2368071 libertus
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Zarco's gone....he's dead Jim....

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:46 | 2368073 undertheradar
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I'm a celebrity, not a decision-maker!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:46 | 2368075 Greater Fool
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Shouldn't that be "Scum Trek?"

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:47 | 2368078 carbonmutant
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I thought Merkel was supposed to be sitting in the captain's chair?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:47 | 2368086 williambanzai7
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Starship IMF

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:39 | 2368319 carbonmutant
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Minor detail...lol

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:47 | 2368082 SillySalesmanQu...
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Which planet do we go loot now...?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:48 | 2368087 TooBearish
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BB as Klingon is perfect- Merkle with 3d "Jordi LaForge"s are a hoot-THANKS WILLIE B

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:48 | 2368088 Dasa Slooofoot
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Set phasers to Ctrl-P.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:48 | 2368090 centerline
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Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not an economist!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:48 | 2368092 gamera9
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The Prime Directive dictates that there can be no interference with the internal development of alien civilizations. Too bad starfleet  command is run by a squid.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:14 | 2368217 Temporalist
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Intergalactic Senator Ron Paul:  But Captain the prime directive (Constitution) states...

Captain "Crash" Lagarde:  Fuck the Prime Directive!  We will interfere in the free market until we get what we want...everything!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:48 | 2368093 urbanelf
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"We're going to need more red shirts."

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:48 | 2368094 Henry Chinaski
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If the warp drive fails to activate, the results could be... unfortunate.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:49 | 2368095 HungrySeagull
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No no no no.. nein!!!

We are under the Ferengi Alliance behind the scenes.

The people are entertained and blind.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:48 | 2368096 Restcase
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Our Prime Directive: there can be no interference with the economies of tax-and-spend civilizations.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:49 | 2368097 Everybodys All ...
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Remember no matter how bad things get ... don't talk about Obama or Spocks ears.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:49 | 2368105 williambanzai7
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STAR HECK [Open Caption Challenge]

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:07 | 2368194 duo
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The Euro's dead, Jim.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 17:37 | 2368503 Nozza
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"Live long, and prosper"

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 18:24 | 2368585 dwayne elizando
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Go long, and profit!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 22:22 | 2368949 williambanzai7
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Captain, I believe we have been junked by the two Klingons circling Uranus.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:50 | 2368106 praps
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Captain we seem to be caught in a tractor beam that is pulling us relentlessly into planet depression.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:50 | 2368108 Arie L Ultra
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To baldly spend....

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 18:16 | 2368574 carbonmutant
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Check This:

The European Investment Bank is inserting clauses in the loan deals it signs with Greek firms in order to renegotiate debts in case the country exits the euro zone and reverts to the drachma, Kathimerini reported.

http://online.wsj.com/article/BT-CO-20120423-714449.html

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:50 | 2368111 Dasa Slooofoot
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Look, ummm-uhhh, we need to uhhh-mmmm, look we need to pay our illogical share.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:50 | 2368112 littleenglander
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NEWSFLASH

"Klingons invade enterprise."

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:53 | 2368116 Tenshin Headache
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Now all we need is for Scotty to come up with a bit more from the dilithium crystals. Mr. Zulu, plot us a course out of this sector.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:51 | 2368119 Misean
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"What do you mean you can't print Dilithium Crystals?"

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:52 | 2368120 El Viejo
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Whatever we do we must maintain the prime directive of fleecing the sheep and protecting our banker friends.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:52 | 2368121 Conman
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http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iAZ1HXTCLNx-VZdlorbPZo...

Unemployed college grads love to stay home and watch star trek all day.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:53 | 2368125 Doowleb
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Scotty  But Captain we can't borrow any further ..It's against the law of economics!

Kirk   SCOTTY! Damn the economics just give me more! 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:12 | 2368211 centerline
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I'm giving her all she's got Captain.  If we push any more toner in her the currency injection drives will overheat!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:54 | 2368130 rwe2late
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"Your only hope is to elect me captain"

- OspockO.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:54 | 2368133 LetThemEatRand
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Self-Destruct sequence initiated.  Confirm.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:54 | 2368134 flacorps
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"Quick, check the mirror universe--maybe things are just peachy over there?!"

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:54 | 2368135 Lost Wages
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"There seems to be an anomaly in the supply/demand continuum, Captain!"

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:55 | 2368143 Lost Wages
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Spockbama: "Are we high or illogical?"

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:57 | 2368152 Ignatius J Reilly
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i was gonna fix the economy but I got high.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:35 | 2368302 Ignatius J Reilly
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Come on.  No one knows that song?  4/20 was on Friday.

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:42 | 2368336 Sudden Debt
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I know it... It worked on py nerves like a hole summer!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:53 | 2368385 Ignatius J Reilly
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ahhhhhh.... good point.   I will junk myself.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:55 | 2368139 TheSilverJournal
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Boldly going where every other fiat currency has gone before?

Of course, it's never been a worldwide collapse as this one will be.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:55 | 2368140 Misean
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If we divert power from the warp drive to the phasers, then route phaser power to the deflector array, then crossconnect deflector power to the impulse engines, then channel impulse power to the warp drives, we should get out of this mess.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:27 | 2368273 ArrestBobRubin
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dude, that was brill.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:41 | 2368330 Sudden Debt
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Somehow... I think... You spend half your youth behind the,television and computer :)

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:55 | 2368144 Squealgies
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Star Trek II: The Wrath of Bonn

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:55 | 2368145 Dasa Slooofoot
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In an effort to defend the human race from the Borgs, the world unleashed neo-keynesian stimulus packages leading to a return of full employment and balanced budgets.  Alas, the Borgs never existed, but that didn't matter.  Thank you, Dr. Paul Krugman.   

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:33 | 2368147 Ignatius J Reilly
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You!  The Greek in the red shirt.  Take the helm while we fill our escape pods with gold.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:46 | 2368349 YuropeanImbecille
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I lol´ed so hard the neighbours called the cops

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:57 | 2368149 CvlDobd
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Star Trek: First televised inter race kiss

Scam Trek: First Televised inter race ass rape.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:57 | 2368150 Lost Wages
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Wharfnanke: "Our current course is dishonorable. I'm going to commit ceremonial Klingon suicide."

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:59 | 2368153 Dr. Engali
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Set phasers on SOPA we are gonna take out that damn Zero Hedge if it's the last thing we do!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:59 | 2368156 praps
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It's a fiat currency captain, but not as we know it.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:59 | 2368157 Lost Wages
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"WE BUY GOLD AND SILVER."

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 20:51 | 2368836 buckethead
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nice

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:00 | 2368163 SV
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They just met the Borg...

"We are the Borg of Debt - Lower your interest rates and surrender your assets. We will add your sovereign debt and derivative distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt austerity to service us.  Resistance is futile."

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:01 | 2368165 Encroaching Darkness
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Merkel-Uhura: We've lost contact with the away team!

 

Obama-Spock: Who was on that team?

 

LaGarde-Kirk: That would be crewmen Madoff, Corzine, Berlusconi and Papandreou.

 

Obama-Spock: How can we follow up their unparalleled success with further enhancements?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:01 | 2368167 Whoa Dammit
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The bureaucratic mentality is the only constant in the universe.
-Dr. McCoy, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:02 | 2368169 Agent P
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"I can't believe I had sex with the green one."

~ William Shatner

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:04 | 2368171 ArrestBobRubin
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But... but... Coptain...... we're printing at Warp Niyne noow! The ship... she cannae take it! The ship.... she's breekin' oop!

 

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