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Europe, the final fun-tear...

 

Courtesy of William Banzai

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Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:41 | 2368034 ZippyBananaPants
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Who farted?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:46 | 2368069 GasPump
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Hyper-Ponzi Warp Speed

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:47 | 2368083 Soul Train
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funny foto !

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:53 | 2368127 Divided States ...
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Time to beam up more Euros from sick bay!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:57 | 2368146 mikla
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"We go anywhere we aren't invited, and screw anything that walks!  (And everything else too.)"

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:03 | 2368168 Eisenhorn
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"SCAM TREK! Where you, and everyone you know, gets to be a part of the show!!"*

* Unless otherwise noted, participants will be placed in the role of Unnamed Red-Shirted Away Team Member.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:08 | 2368198 Manthong
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Security detail to the transporter room,  Mr. Worfanke..

We are beaming down to give the FRNgi’s a  little bit of money so they can suppress the price of gold-pressed latinum.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:13 | 2368204 The Big Ching-aso
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"Spockama, quick!  Rub my pink transpoonder!"

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:32 | 2368287 Pinto Currency
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Give me QE3 Scotty!

Bernanke says it doesn't matter that you're mixing the anti-matter while its cold.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:36 | 2368305 Badabing
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There's clingons around uranis Benny.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:41 | 2368317 nope-1004
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Warp speed unattainable Kaptain.  Angela has too much junk in her trunk.

 

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:52 | 2368376 francis_sawyer
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Here... I'll say it...

"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNN"!

spelled: "C-O-N"

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:53 | 2368388 Richard Chesler
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All power to shield the banksters. Prepare to fire all printers!


Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:56 | 2368397 The Big Ching-aso
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That Clingon is full of shit.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 17:21 | 2368465 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Captain Econ-Loot Lagarde: Mister Jackov, fire photo-op torpedo on my mark.

Ensign Trufflé-Hogge Merkel: Mark?! Was sagst du?!

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 17:34 | 2368497 Surly Bear
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Scotty, I Need QE3 In 3 Minutes Or We’re All Dead!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 17:52 | 2368529 TruthInSunshine
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Bernank has the replicator warming up.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 18:28 | 2368556 The Big Ching-aso
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"Excuse me Madaam Captain, but your Adam's Apple is quite appealing today."

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 18:49 | 2368633 nmewn
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Dammit Tim, I'm a doctor not a printer!!!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 19:11 | 2368680 Problem Is
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Damn it Wanker TImmah!

There... fixed it for you...

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 22:06 | 2368930 JW n FL
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Owned and Operated!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=njSV5LtVmR4

My Life and Your Life on FILM!

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 03:14 | 2369183 Shylockracy
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+1 and thanks for the link.

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 00:36 | 2369090 socalat_Kruger's
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+1

 

'Fiat. The final frontier'

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 00:04 | 2369075 DeadFred
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A better way to drop hundreds than any helicopter.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 17:03 | 2368414 DoctoRx
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Nice thought, but he wasn't Jewish.  It's:

KHHHHHHHAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:11 | 2368201 Pladizow
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This is SO DISRESPECTFUL to Dr. Spock!

Fiat: The Final Frontier

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 19:12 | 2368681 Problem Is
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Tyler: Here is the winner:

"Fiat: The Final Frontier"

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 19:25 | 2368702 akak
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(Dr. McCoy in sick bay, with the captain, leaning over a torn and ragged patient while waving around that little humming saltshaker thingy):

"The euro, Tim ..... he's dead!"

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 11:02 | 2369943 Eisenhorn
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If you look closely beneath Lagarde's left boot, you can see the role the rest of humanity has been cast in.....

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:16 | 2368228 Robot Traders Mom
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Who's turn is it to fuck Blythe tonight?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:20 | 2368236 Manthong
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Um.. you mean who's got the duty?

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:23 | 2368248 The Big Ching-aso
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"Scotty, give us Mind Warp 9!"

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:22 | 2368246 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Mine

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:26 | 2368266 El Oregonian
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Better get the Heavy Duty Clone-doms, I understand she's very toxic...

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:33 | 2368290 The Big Ching-aso
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Barry looks like the spawn of Uhura and Sulu.

 

Tue, 04/24/2012 - 03:17 | 2369187 Demologos
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Scotty:  "She's gonna blow!"

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:04 | 2368151 TruthInSunshine
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WTF are Krugman, Joe 'Bright Side of the Moon' Lavorgna, Abby 'spaceTulip' Cohen, Charles W. Kadlec, & Barton 'Smally' Biggs??!!!!!!!!!!

Where's Brian Sack's replacement, Buzz To Infinity & Beyond Lightyear, for FS? [Maybe he's not on the Deck, but in the engine room]

Where are these Winners of the New World?

Banzai!!!!!!!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:24 | 2368255 The Big Ching-aso
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"Get ready to fire scrotum torpeedos on three!"

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 19:43 | 2368727 akak
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RonPaulian battle fleet commander: "Your fiat cloaking shields are failing, and we have you intellectually, fiscally and monetarily surrounded.  Surrender immediately to the power of gold, or prepare to suffer the ultimate fate."

Bernankeworf, with a cold sneer: "It is a good day to print."

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:54 | 2368136 JPM Hater001
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See- people like us.  They are using us to emblify their hero's.

 

How cute

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:55 | 2368142 B-rock
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"Now unscripted!"

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:08 | 2368196 TruthInSunshine
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p.s. - Monday Afternoon "Duhhhh" Humor Headline, courtesy of The New York Crimes (ball licker of fractional reserve banksters, having Krugman as their economic Dean, and being in close proximity to the FRBNY):

 

Europe Tires of Austerity, but the Alternative Is Elusive
  • By JACK EWING and LIZ ALDERMAN 2:33 PM ET

Budget-cutting pain is fueling support for far-left and nationalist parties, but many European leaders simply cannot afford to spend more.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:44 | 2368342 The Big Ching-aso
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"Captain's log, Scamship Spenderprize, Stardate 4-23-12.  We have entered into the IMF Nebula surrounded by black holes and fistulas."

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:46 | 2368350 midgetrannyporn
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THE PAIN!

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 22:00 | 2368921 Taint Boil
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He who controls the Spice, controls the .... wait wrong movie - never mind. Spice = Oil ..... hmmm maybe he was on to something.

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 17:31 | 2368488 rosiescenario
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Yes, austerity does have a way of usually producing that result.....

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:00 | 2368161 GOSPLAN HERO
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Remember "The Trouble with Tribbles" episode?

Tribbles will eat fiat paper currency!

 

 

 

 

 

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 16:47 | 2368354 PrintPressPimpin
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we must save the planet fiatsco from destruction

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 17:37 | 2368505 Oh regional Indian
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Scar Trek?

ori

Mon, 04/23/2012 - 15:46 | 2368072 SilverIsKing
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IS THAT A KLINGON IN YOUR POCKET OR ARE YOU HAPPY TO SEE ME?

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