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Europe, the final fun-tear...
Courtesy of William Banzai
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Who farted?
Hyper-Ponzi Warp Speed
funny foto !
Time to beam up more Euros from sick bay!
"We go anywhere we aren't invited, and screw anything that walks! (And everything else too.)"
"SCAM TREK! Where you, and everyone you know, gets to be a part of the show!!"*
* Unless otherwise noted, participants will be placed in the role of Unnamed Red-Shirted Away Team Member.
Security detail to the transporter room, Mr. Worfanke..
We are beaming down to give the FRNgi’s a little bit of money so they can suppress the price of gold-pressed latinum.
"Spockama, quick! Rub my pink transpoonder!"
Give me QE3 Scotty!
Bernanke says it doesn't matter that you're mixing the anti-matter while its cold.
There's clingons around uranis Benny.
Warp speed unattainable Kaptain. Angela has too much junk in her trunk.
Here... I'll say it...
"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNN"!
spelled: "C-O-N"
All power to shield the banksters. Prepare to fire all printers!
That Clingon is full of shit.
Captain Econ-Loot Lagarde: Mister Jackov, fire photo-op torpedo on my mark.
Ensign Trufflé-Hogge Merkel: Mark?! Was sagst du?!
Scotty, I Need QE3 In 3 Minutes Or We’re All Dead!
Bernank has the replicator warming up.
"Excuse me Madaam Captain, but your Adam's Apple is quite appealing today."
Dammit Tim, I'm a doctor not a printer!!!
Damn it Wanker TImmah!
There... fixed it for you...
Owned and Operated!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=njSV5LtVmR4
My Life and Your Life on FILM!
+1 and thanks for the link.
+1
'Fiat. The final frontier'
A better way to drop hundreds than any helicopter.
Nice thought, but he wasn't Jewish. It's:
KHHHHHHHAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!
This is SO DISRESPECTFUL to Dr. Spock!
Fiat: The Final Frontier
Tyler: Here is the winner:
"Fiat: The Final Frontier"
(Dr. McCoy in sick bay, with the captain, leaning over a torn and ragged patient while waving around that little humming saltshaker thingy):
"The euro, Tim ..... he's dead!"
If you look closely beneath Lagarde's left boot, you can see the role the rest of humanity has been cast in.....
Who's turn is it to fuck Blythe tonight?
Um.. you mean who's got the duty?
"Scotty, give us Mind Warp 9!"
Mine
Better get the Heavy Duty Clone-doms, I understand she's very toxic...
Barry looks like the spawn of Uhura and Sulu.
Scotty: "She's gonna blow!"
WTF are Krugman, Joe 'Bright Side of the Moon' Lavorgna, Abby 'spaceTulip' Cohen, Charles W. Kadlec, & Barton 'Smally' Biggs??!!!!!!!!!!
Where's Brian Sack's replacement, Buzz To Infinity & Beyond Lightyear, for FS? [Maybe he's not on the Deck, but in the engine room]
Where are these Winners of the New World?
Banzai!!!!!!!
"Get ready to fire scrotum torpeedos on three!"
RonPaulian battle fleet commander: "Your fiat cloaking shields are failing, and we have you intellectually, fiscally and monetarily surrounded. Surrender immediately to the power of gold, or prepare to suffer the ultimate fate."
Bernankeworf, with a cold sneer: "It is a good day to print."
See- people like us. They are using us to emblify their hero's.
How cute
"Now unscripted!"
p.s. - Monday Afternoon "Duhhhh" Humor Headline, courtesy of The New York Crimes (ball licker of fractional reserve banksters, having Krugman as their economic Dean, and being in close proximity to the FRBNY):
Europe Tires of Austerity, but the Alternative Is Elusive"Captain's log, Scamship Spenderprize, Stardate 4-23-12. We have entered into the IMF Nebula surrounded by black holes and fistulas."
THE PAIN!
He who controls the Spice, controls the .... wait wrong movie - never mind. Spice = Oil ..... hmmm maybe he was on to something.
Yes, austerity does have a way of usually producing that result.....
Remember "The Trouble with Tribbles" episode?
Tribbles will eat fiat paper currency!
we must save the planet fiatsco from destruction
Scar Trek?
ori
IS THAT A KLINGON IN YOUR POCKET OR ARE YOU HAPPY TO SEE ME?
Scotty: Captain, we cannae keep spending like this!
Kirk: I need more POWER, Scotty. What do you make of this, Mr. Spock?
Spock: Fascinating, Captain. Scotty's human mind is not sufficiently Marxist to comprehend our ship's capabilities, but I can assure you, we can increase spending to Warp 10 with no meaningful ill effects.
Scotty: Captain! The solar panels that run this thing never showed up! Get steven Chu on the line!
Kirk: Just use the replicator damn it. KAAAAAAN!
Buckaroo Banzai said:
"Spock: Fascinating, Captain. Scotty's human mind is not sufficiently Marxist to comprehend our ship's capabilities, but I can assure you, we can increase spending to Warp 10 with no meaningful ill effects."
Scottie:We cannae get WARP 10 til you pull my finger Mr.Spock...
"doin' GOD's work"..... GS-DickinDaMuppets
Live long and ponzi!
Excellent!
"Captain, are you using a shield or should I employ a spocktraceptive?"
Had to be Sulu. Loose sphincter.
Boldly scamming farther than no one has scammed before.
Spain...the final frontier...
These are the voyages of the Euro Scam Enterprise, its thirteen year mission,
To exploit strange new worlds.... to snuff out new life and new civilians...to boldly plunder what no man has taken
before!
To boldy go, where every empire has died before.
Each one a jerk
no captain Kirk
Easily the winner.
and von rompuy wasn't even in there !!
or was he ............
will anyone ever know??????????
We are all in it together.....
QE: WARP SPEED!
Where's Paul? We need someone to drive this thing.
Boldly going where every fiat system has gone before.
+1
its 1++;
Technically, if 1 is an integer with an initial value of one, 1++ leaves 1 with a value of 2. That doesn't happen in real life...
Holy shit, you're brilliant! You just won a job with Ben and Timmah!
won++;
In this case it may have to be amended to:
Boldly going where NO fiat system has EVER gone before.
that's the Winner tort. Smart doggie!
But this time it's different...I promise
"Live long -- but you will not prosper, so long as this federation rules."
you have outdone yourself on this one ! Excellent... Scam Trek indeed !!
By this market action, one would have to guess that the Fed will hint at QE3 in the minutes.
Change!
http://youtu.be/IWDJEc92d38
No?
Klingon!!
http://youtu.be/0OVgYCMjr8c
10 minutes till impact..
Satan Bin Laden in ze house
Nah why the need for QE3? Down a hundred?...Bah. That ain't going to cut it.
Joke of the DAY!!
China's Slowdown Was Intentional, Spencer Says (Bloomberg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA4aI421X2k
Owned and Operated!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=njSV5LtVmR4
My Life and Your Life on FILM!
They're dead Christine...
Is that Geordi La Forge????
Mr Zulu, printer on warp factor 3 please.
Facebook blaming seasonality.
Christine La Kirk :SpockObama hit them with your hopium while I sneak up behind them with my brown bag.
Zarco's gone....he's dead Jim....
I'm a celebrity, not a decision-maker!
Shouldn't that be "Scum Trek?"
I thought Merkel was supposed to be sitting in the captain's chair?
Starship IMF
Minor detail...lol
Which planet do we go loot now...?
BB as Klingon is perfect- Merkle with 3d "Jordi LaForge"s are a hoot-THANKS WILLIE B
Set phasers to Ctrl-P.
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not an economist!
The Prime Directive dictates that there can be no interference with the internal development of alien civilizations. Too bad starfleet command is run by a squid.
Intergalactic Senator Ron Paul: But Captain the prime directive (Constitution) states...
Captain "Crash" Lagarde: Fuck the Prime Directive! We will interfere in the free market until we get what we want...everything!
"We're going to need more red shirts."
If the warp drive fails to activate, the results could be... unfortunate.
No no no no.. nein!!!
We are under the Ferengi Alliance behind the scenes.
The people are entertained and blind.
Our Prime Directive: there can be no interference with the economies of tax-and-spend civilizations.
Remember no matter how bad things get ... don't talk about Obama or Spocks ears.
The Euro's dead, Jim.
"Live long, and prosper"
Go long, and profit!
Captain, I believe we have been junked by the two Klingons circling Uranus.
Captain we seem to be caught in a tractor beam that is pulling us relentlessly into planet depression.
To baldly spend....
Check This:
The European Investment Bank is inserting clauses in the loan deals it signs with Greek firms in order to renegotiate debts in case the country exits the euro zone and reverts to the drachma, Kathimerini reported.
http://online.wsj.com/article/BT-CO-20120423-714449.html
Look, ummm-uhhh, we need to uhhh-mmmm, look we need to pay our illogical share.
NEWSFLASH
"Klingons invade enterprise."
Now all we need is for Scotty to come up with a bit more from the dilithium crystals. Mr. Zulu, plot us a course out of this sector.
"What do you mean you can't print Dilithium Crystals?"
Whatever we do we must maintain the prime directive of fleecing the sheep and protecting our banker friends.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iAZ1HXTCLNx-VZdlorbPZo...
Unemployed college grads love to stay home and watch star trek all day.
Scotty But Captain we can't borrow any further ..It's against the law of economics!
Kirk SCOTTY! Damn the economics just give me more!
I'm giving her all she's got Captain. If we push any more toner in her the currency injection drives will overheat!
"Your only hope is to elect me captain"
- OspockO.
Self-Destruct sequence initiated. Confirm.
"Quick, check the mirror universe--maybe things are just peachy over there?!"
"There seems to be an anomaly in the supply/demand continuum, Captain!"
Spockbama: "Are we high or illogical?"
i was gonna fix the economy but I got high.
Come on. No one knows that song? 4/20 was on Friday.
I know it... It worked on py nerves like a hole summer!
ahhhhhh.... good point. I will junk myself.
Boldly going where every other fiat currency has gone before?
Of course, it's never been a worldwide collapse as this one will be.
If we divert power from the warp drive to the phasers, then route phaser power to the deflector array, then crossconnect deflector power to the impulse engines, then channel impulse power to the warp drives, we should get out of this mess.
dude, that was brill.
Somehow... I think... You spend half your youth behind the,television and computer :)
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Bonn
In an effort to defend the human race from the Borgs, the world unleashed neo-keynesian stimulus packages leading to a return of full employment and balanced budgets. Alas, the Borgs never existed, but that didn't matter. Thank you, Dr. Paul Krugman.
You! The Greek in the red shirt. Take the helm while we fill our escape pods with gold.
I lol´ed so hard the neighbours called the cops
Star Trek: First televised inter race kiss
Scam Trek: First Televised inter race ass rape.
Wharfnanke: "Our current course is dishonorable. I'm going to commit ceremonial Klingon suicide."
Set phasers on SOPA we are gonna take out that damn Zero Hedge if it's the last thing we do!
It's a fiat currency captain, but not as we know it.
"WE BUY GOLD AND SILVER."
nice
They just met the Borg...
"We are the Borg of Debt - Lower your interest rates and surrender your assets. We will add your sovereign debt and derivative distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt austerity to service us. Resistance is futile."
Merkel-Uhura: We've lost contact with the away team!
Obama-Spock: Who was on that team?
LaGarde-Kirk: That would be crewmen Madoff, Corzine, Berlusconi and Papandreou.
Obama-Spock: How can we follow up their unparalleled success with further enhancements?
"I can't believe I had sex with the green one."
~ William Shatner
But... but... Coptain...... we're printing at Warp Niyne noow! The ship... she cannae take it! The ship.... she's breekin' oop!