Scam Trek Caption Contest

Tyler Durden's picture

Europe, the final fun-tear...


Courtesy of William Banzai

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Divided States of America's picture

Time to beam up more Euros from sick bay!

mikla's picture

"We go anywhere we aren't invited, and screw anything that walks!  (And everything else too.)"

Eisenhorn's picture

"SCAM TREK! Where you, and everyone you know, gets to be a part of the show!!"*

* Unless otherwise noted, participants will be placed in the role of Unnamed Red-Shirted Away Team Member.

Manthong's picture

Security detail to the transporter room,  Mr. Worfanke..

We are beaming down to give the FRNgi’s a  little bit of money so they can suppress the price of gold-pressed latinum.

The Big Ching-aso's picture




"Spockama, quick!  Rub my pink transpoonder!"

Pinto Currency's picture


Give me QE3 Scotty!

Bernanke says it doesn't matter that you're mixing the anti-matter while its cold.

Badabing's picture

There's clingons around uranis Benny.

nope-1004's picture

Warp speed unattainable Kaptain.  Angela has too much junk in her trunk.



francis_sawyer's picture

Here... I'll say it...


spelled: "C-O-N"


Richard Chesler's picture

All power to shield the banksters. Prepare to fire all printers!

The Big Ching-aso's picture



That Clingon is full of shit.

TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

Captain Econ-Loot Lagarde: Mister Jackov, fire photo-op torpedo on my mark.

Ensign Trufflé-Hogge Merkel: Mark?! Was sagst du?!


Surly Bear's picture

Scotty, I Need QE3 In 3 Minutes Or We’re All Dead!

TruthInSunshine's picture

Bernank has the replicator warming up.

The Big Ching-aso's picture



"Excuse me Madaam Captain, but your Adam's Apple is quite appealing today."


nmewn's picture

Dammit Tim, I'm a doctor not a printer!!!

Problem Is's picture

Damn it Wanker TImmah!

There... fixed it for you...

socalat_Kruger's's picture



'Fiat. The final frontier'

DeadFred's picture

A better way to drop hundreds than any helicopter.

DoctoRx's picture

Nice thought, but he wasn't Jewish.  It's:



Pladizow's picture

This is SO DISRESPECTFUL to Dr. Spock!

Fiat: The Final Frontier

Problem Is's picture

Tyler: Here is the winner:

"Fiat: The Final Frontier"

akak's picture

(Dr. McCoy in sick bay, with the captain, leaning over a torn and ragged patient while waving around that little humming saltshaker thingy):

"The euro, Tim ..... he's dead!"

Eisenhorn's picture

If you look closely beneath Lagarde's left boot, you can see the role the rest of humanity has been cast in.....

Robot Traders Mom's picture

Who's turn is it to fuck Blythe tonight?

Manthong's picture

Um.. you mean who's got the duty?

The Big Ching-aso's picture



"Scotty, give us Mind Warp 9!"

El Oregonian's picture

Better get the Heavy Duty Clone-doms, I understand she's very toxic...

The Big Ching-aso's picture



Barry looks like the spawn of Uhura and Sulu.


Demologos's picture

Scotty:  "She's gonna blow!"

TruthInSunshine's picture

WTF are Krugman, Joe 'Bright Side of the Moon' Lavorgna, Abby 'spaceTulip' Cohen, Charles W. Kadlec, & Barton 'Smally' Biggs??!!!!!!!!!!

Where's Brian Sack's replacement, Buzz To Infinity & Beyond Lightyear, for FS? [Maybe he's not on the Deck, but in the engine room]

Where are these Winners of the New World?


The Big Ching-aso's picture



"Get ready to fire scrotum torpeedos on three!"

akak's picture

RonPaulian battle fleet commander: "Your fiat cloaking shields are failing, and we have you intellectually, fiscally and monetarily surrounded.  Surrender immediately to the power of gold, or prepare to suffer the ultimate fate."

Bernankeworf, with a cold sneer: "It is a good day to print."

JPM Hater001's picture

See- people like us.  They are using us to emblify their hero's.


How cute

TruthInSunshine's picture

p.s. - Monday Afternoon "Duhhhh" Humor Headline, courtesy of The New York Crimes (ball licker of fractional reserve banksters, having Krugman as their economic Dean, and being in close proximity to the FRBNY):


Europe Tires of Austerity, but the Alternative Is Elusive

Budget-cutting pain is fueling support for far-left and nationalist parties, but many European leaders simply cannot afford to spend more.

The Big Ching-aso's picture



"Captain's log, Scamship Spenderprize, Stardate 4-23-12.  We have entered into the IMF Nebula surrounded by black holes and fistulas."

Taint Boil's picture



He who controls the Spice, controls the .... wait wrong movie - never mind. Spice = Oil ..... hmmm maybe he was on to something.

rosiescenario's picture

Yes, austerity does have a way of usually producing that result.....

GOSPLAN HERO's picture

Remember "The Trouble with Tribbles" episode?

Tribbles will eat fiat paper currency!






PrintPressPimpin's picture

we must save the planet fiatsco from destruction

SilverIsKing's picture