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The Scariest Chart Ever: Philly Fed Versus Non-Farm Payrolls

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-700K NFP print coming?

And here is Wall Street's economist brigade again proving they are worth every penny based on their predictive skills: we just had an 8 standard deviation miss to consensus.

h/t David

 

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Thu, 08/18/2011 - 10:47 | 1572958 Bastiat
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Not necessarily: it means 700K less non-farm jobs.

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 12:23 | 1573462 CrockettAlmanac.com
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How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Paree?

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 10:42 | 1572934 bugs_
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nobody expects the filly fed

i wonder how much a set of temporary tables and chairs for the Deflationist's Lounge will cost?

 

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 10:58 | 1573005 djsmps
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. This time it's different.

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:15 | 1573107 mtomato2
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If you didn't say it, I was going to...

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 12:26 | 1573482 CrockettAlmanac.com
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I say it's time to bring on Ron Higgins, professional Cardinal Richelieu impersonator.

"Curse you Inspector Dim. You are too clever for us naughty people."

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 10:43 | 1572936 Bohemian Clubber
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"worth every penny based on their predictive skills: we just had an 8 standard deviation miss to consensus"

well you can't blame them... how could they know? hell 8 standard deviations means it happens only once in a trillion years...

/sarc

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 10:45 | 1572946 Doyle Hargraves
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Scripting for QE3 as Jackson Hole commences? Watch those dissenters like Dick Fisher (CFR member), change their tune quickly. A unified fed will print us to oblivion by 2012. Hopefully, RP can make a good case why the system is broke and his plan is the best of all options being offered at this point.

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:06 | 1573056 InconvenientCou...
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RP has an interesting take on sovereign debt.

Borrow as much as you can without collateral, then when the lenders all cut you off, come up with an excuse of some sort and tell them to fuck off. Wait 6 months and when the lenders come back to ask you to borrow, simply repeat the process.

I think a lot of college students already understand this protocol very well. System broke? ...or pure genius?

Mr Chavez is not playing right. He's truthy in a overtly malicious manner. The last we'll see of Mr Chavez will be a bone fragment going in for DNA analysis.

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:20 | 1573133 Silver Dreamer
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Chavez had better get on the phone with Gaddafi and compare notes.

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 12:26 | 1573478 MachoMan
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The problem the college students have is dischargeability...  and, as a result, the threat of the gun.

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 12:28 | 1573490 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Is it 1970 again?

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 13:05 | 1573626 MachoMan
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No, because this time it will actually end in fruitful change (whether for the better or worse).

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 10:52 | 1572974 andybev01
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Halloween colors; very appropriate for this particular chart.

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 10:56 | 1572992 alien-IQ
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Message to ZH: You're gonna need a bigger boat. Every time the market goes into clusterfuck mode (which is often), logging on to ZH or just bringing up the page becomes quite challenging.

It's a tribute to your success (for which I am quite happy)...but really...you're need a bigger boat.

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:16 | 1573057 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Ain't it grand, Alien-IQ?

So to all you newbies causing the flash crash, donate, or buy something from Banzai.

Donate to Zero Hedge:

http://www.zerohedge.com/donate

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 10:57 | 1573003 Caviar Emptor
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We won't get a collapse. We'll just slump harder and deeper. The long, hot summer is far from over. 

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:04 | 1573045 alien-IQ
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"We believe that the boat is unsinkable."

Philip Franklin, Vice-President of White Star Line, 8-00 a.m., April 15th, 1912.

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:14 | 1573098 Caviar Emptor
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Nope. Not 'unsinkable'. But if you get the global economic landscape you'll understand why. 

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 10:58 | 1573006 babylon15
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It's all a setup, tomorrow is option expiration day.

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 10:59 | 1573008 viator
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An excellent graph from Reuters which shows why the bad Philly Fed numbers today are such a disaster for markets – they generaly presage what the broader US-wide ISM manufacturing index will show:

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01975/philly_1975055c.jpg

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:02 | 1573033 viator
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Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Iran

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iKuMVqht4U

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:02 | 1573035 lolmao500
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And how fast will we see that report? Tomorrow?  Next week? Next month?

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:05 | 1573047 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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First Friday of each month.

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 12:09 | 1573394 karzai_luver
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+- 65K

 

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:03 | 1573037 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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We're all dumbasses now.

-Richard Nixon

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:06 | 1573058 lieutenantjohnchard
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clever. i like it.

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:07 | 1573060 Version 7
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The governments across the western world, both US and EU, are starting to get under too much pressure, getting all the spotlight, and having no place to hide. Something must be in the making to divert the attentions.

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:43 | 1573256 andybev01
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I call Syria.

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:07 | 1573067 speconomist
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Tyler, from where do you get the 8 standard deviation number? Is it somewhere on the images or am I missing something? (yes I know, feeling lazy to open Excel or grab calculator)

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:08 | 1573071 FieldMarshal
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I did a correlation study on the CORR function between these two variables. It's actually negative at -0.018. Not very strong over the last 15 years.

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:53 | 1573303 Hagbard Celine
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try again on their moving averages

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 12:27 | 1573484 smithcreek
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Yeah, you don't need to run the stats to see that chart clearly shows two correlated variables.  The question is only what did you do wrong if you get -.018.

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:11 | 1573083 franzpick
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The trannie chart is pretty scary too: at 4336 and below the lows of Aug. 5th, it is pointing to a bottom at round number 1 year support at 4000.  The bad news is that's down 8% more.

http://bigcharts.marketwatch.com/quickchart/quickchart.asp?symb=djta&insttype=&freq=1&show=&time=9

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 15:37 | 1574205 boiltherich
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Baltic Dry has been below 1,300 most of the month as well.

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:14 | 1573101 babylon15
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-700k?  Nothing a little +900k birth/death model adjustment can't fix.

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:52 | 1573308 John McCloy
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  I was thinking the same thing sir. This upcoming August report is going to be some charade alright between the BD and those are tossed into the black hole on "Non-participation". Anything to keep the number stable or only a mild 0.1% uptick.

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:18 | 1573121 alexwest
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i wonder how many people must br unemployed and/or on food stamps to at least

read / getting know Ron Paul and bump his chances to get electred..

 

now its 45+ mln, 60 , 70 , 100 mln?

 

alx

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:20 | 1573131 Gigi_b
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Well , according to Google Insights the number of Food Stamps exploded in July - August 

 

http://www.google.com/insights/search/#q=food%20stamps&geo=US&cmpt=q 

 

and the number of jobs searches is on the rise: 

 

http://www.google.com/insights/search/#q=jobs&geo=US&cmpt=q 

 

Particularly incredible is the previous number for food stamps. Time will tell.

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:20 | 1573135 Stochdoc
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THats one way to get to 970.

 

Everyone put on your bend over pants.

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:21 | 1573140 monopoly
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Agree on gold and silver. And miners, so far, have remarkable strength. We shall see.

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:21 | 1573143 slewie the pi-rat
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the mean;  the median;  the mode; and...

...the Real

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:25 | 1573172 espirit
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Double Dip?  Daily chart on $TNX / 3 year not pretty.

Buckle up, another third yet to go.

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:31 | 1573196 gwar5
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Leonard the monkey's predictions are looking pretty good.

 

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:36 | 1573216 Bobby Lee
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Your headline implies that the Philly Fed leads the NFP. The chart suggests otherwise. Put that fancy terminal to work and get the correlation coefficient, the r-squared and the lead/lag.

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:37 | 1573222 Eagle Keeper
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Ross was right. Does everyone hear that Giant Sucking Sound now?

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:45 | 1573269 dwdollar
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Commence the midday melt up.

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:51 | 1573304 LookingWithAmazement
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The PPT will pick up and the Dow will end up -1%. Mark my words.

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 12:27 | 1573491 sdmjake
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Flight to Martha's Vineyard at 3:30p should be the perfect time...

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:52 | 1573306 RingToneDeaf
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I just Love Obama, Bernanke, the Congress and especially the Federal, State and County Bureaucrazy.

4 more years to finish the job.

God Bless America.

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:54 | 1573316 Quadlet
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Any guesses what the revised number will be? ;)

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:58 | 1573333 HomeyDClown
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I was on a conference call this a.m, saw the market and decided that we need a theme song... here ya go!

--------------------------------------------------------------------

Bernie walks warily down the street,
With the brim pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his cash,
Machine guns ready to go
Are you ready, Are you ready for this
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
Out of the doorway the stocks rip
To the sound of the beat

Another market bites the dust
Another market bites the dust
And another job gone, and another job gone
The Market bites the dust
Hey, It's gonna get you too
The market bites the dust

Hey Bernie, How do you think I'm going to get along,
Without you, the stock markets gone
You took me for everything that I had,
And kicked me out on my own

Bernie, Are you happy, are you satisfied
How long can you stand the heat
Out of the doorway the stocks rip
To the sound of the crash

Another market bites the dust
Another market bites the dust
Another market bites the dust
Another market bites the dust

There are plenty of ways you can hurt a country
And bring it to the ground
You can debt it
You can cheat it
You can treat it bad and leave it
When it's down

But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own two feet
Out of the doorway the stocks rip
Repeating the sound of the crash

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 12:21 | 1573446 slewie the pi-rat
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...and the Grammy for best song writer goes to...

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 12:01 | 1573353 Jovil
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LIVING THROUGH A CURRENCY DEVALUATION AND WHAT IS WAITING FOR US

I was managing an American subsidiary of a successful large US Company in Mexico. It had been a financial turnaround for our team. Cash flow had accumulated in our bank in Mexico and corporate didn’t want the money repatriated to the US. Although we had already paid a 35% income tax to the Mexican government, we would have to pay an additional 30% exit tax to repatriate the money. In addition, we would have to pay high fees for the peso/dollar exchange, in order to make the transfer. The company wanted to expand our successful business and so we decided to keep the money in Mexican pesos to be used for further expansion.

 

 

One morning, as my wife and I were on a trip driving on the highway, we heard a national message from the President of Mexico, Luis Echevarria, one of the most corrupt presidents in Mexican history. “It is a lie that we are going to devalue the peso,” he said.

Read more

 

http://lonerangersilver.wordpress.com/2011/08/13/living-through-a-curren...

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 12:04 | 1573366 Downtoolong
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we just had an 8 standard deviation miss to consensus

Again? We are truly living in an age of miracles.

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 12:07 | 1573386 JohnFrodo
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Nobody Hall of Fame

Nobody would have believed,

People would fly planes into skyscapers

Sadaam did not have weapons of destruction

Bush tax cuts would lead to huge deficits

 

Nobody would have believed they could be off by 8 standard deviations.

Future

Nobody would have believed printing money would lead to hyperinflation

Nobody would have believed austerity measures would lead to riots costing more than the austriety measures.

Nobody would have believed that the stock and commodity markets were being manipulated.

Nobody would have believed the true master of GS was a prehistoric giant squid

Nobody would have believed that Operation Highjump was a failed attempt to stop a group of Nazi's from controlling the world with alien technology

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 12:35 | 1573519 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Out of control spending creates deficits, tax cuts do not. If I go bankrupt because I charge lots of crap I don't need on my credit card the problem is not that I don't make enough money from my job.

And of course government doesn't have a job, it produces nothing, it can only take with one hand, skim a bunch off the top and and give to cronies and potential voters with the other hand.

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 12:41 | 1573485 bill40
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I know that "holy shit" is not exactly a constructive comment but...

 

Holy shit bitchez!

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 12:36 | 1573524 libertarian_neocon
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This is very scary.  So an old mentor of mine told me to "not put too much stock in the Philly Fed" so I decided to look at the historical data.  When you get to a reading of -11.8 or worse there is an 89% chance of you either being in a recession already or heading into one in six months.  If you take into account the readings that happened within 3 months of the end of a recession, the probability goes to 93%!  Also, there has never been a false reading around the -30.7 level, the lowest false reading coming in at -21 in June 1995 but then the future activity index was at 15.5, not 1.4 like today.

http://libertarian-neocon.blogspot.com/

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 12:37 | 1573533 Toe Cutter
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That Cosby sweater of a chart is frightening. Starting to believe that Ron Paul was right, the Fed is ending itself.

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 12:51 | 1573579 CrockettAlmanac.com
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That Cosby sweater of a chart

 

He's not going to start doing that annoying little dance, is he?

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 12:51 | 1573580 Everybodys All ...
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All the bogus bs payroll numbers can now be placed backward into this month's number instead of at the end of the year. Don't be surprised if this number is to the extreme downside. It would give the cover Bernanke is looking for and the go ahead to expand the balance sheet of the Fed. BTW he should be tried for treason and I continue to believe he is an evil SOB.

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 13:00 | 1573601 crzyhun
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No worries the Debt Man Walkiing is off for 11 days to see his buds at the vineyard....what could happen. It is all under control, cool in FACT.

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 13:00 | 1573603 anyways
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So, where are the 'Buy The Fucking Dip' Teenies?

LOL..

 

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 14:13 | 1573896 andybev01
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My bathysphere won't hold up at that depth.

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 13:09 | 1573649 chistletoe
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duh ...

 

the article simply does not explicitly state how far below 400,000 ....

obviously anything below 270,000 is also below 400,000 ....

 

this is one of the older tricks which advertisers and propagandists use ...

works every time ....

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 15:43 | 1574255 pebblewriter
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Looking for a bounce somewhere around 1067, if the 2011/2007 comparison holds.  But, don't be surprised if this plunge is bigger - the difference between P[3] and P[1].

 

http://pebblewriter.blogspot.com/2011/08/stock-markets-doppelganger.html

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 15:45 | 1574268 boiltherich
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So, when is the next NFP report due?  Sept. 2 in the employment situation report?  It would be a real shocker if there was a -700, or worse even, but it would just about make QE3 a dead cert.  I mean they are going to QE3 anyway, but a NFP number of even -200k I think would allow them to justify openly juicing Wall Street with a great big gob of money.  Inflation be damned.  Double digit inflation did not stop them from doing QE2 did it?  They just use BLS BS to eliminate all inflation and viola, shower the people you love with love, show them the way that you feel.... meaning give those fat nasty bankers a few more cargo ships filled with pallets of greenbacks.  Oh, and pay for by giving the next 6,000 years worth of COLA's for SS and disabled vets and such a zero percent increase. 

Thu, 08/18/2011 - 15:46 | 1574275 Mec-sick-o
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Hey Tyler, your Chart and ZH were just mentioned in Bloomberg TV.

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