Schauble Makes It Clear: Beggars Can't Be Choosers

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Merkel may still be on vacation, but Germany decided to make it all too clear just who is in charge after last week's idiotic headfake by Draghi et cie:


Translating Schrodinger Schauble: the quantum state of Begging and Choosing can not co-exist in tensor superposition. Just in case the previous headline from the Bundesbank was not clear enough.

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Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:19 | 2664714 spanish inquisition
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Herr Schaublel, maybe you are not invited to the secret meetings?

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:23 | 2664741 TIMBEEER
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But it's clearly Germany's faul that the others had such a long, hot party - why shouldn't everyone be entitled to party on at Germany's (and FI, NL) cost ?!?

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:37 | 2664798 Biggvs
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So Germany rains on the parade. Plus didn't Hilsenrath just give the Fed additional breathing room to do NOTHING tomorrow?

From WSJ (emphasis mine): "Markets have risen on hopes that two of the world's most influential central banks will make additional moves to spur growth if their economies don't perk up—if not this week, then in the weeks ahead."

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:42 | 2664818 The Monkey
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This is part of the monkey business the German political machine has to go through in order to make the final decision more palatable to it's people.

Note Shauble's words are choosen carefully, and consider Merkle's language leading up to the last summit.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:54 | 2664850 Gavrikon
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I've planned to keep some Euros marked with the German code stuffed under my mattress, just in case.  But, the more time goes by, the more sense it makes to keep my emergency money as gold.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 10:01 | 2664869 malikai
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If the end state of all this is a completion of this crooked end of the cycle, those German notes may make for some excellent collector's items.

Try to make sets of high quality differing vintage. Might just be more valuable than gold some day.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 10:05 | 2664884 Linus2011
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it is.

"When things get serious - you have to lie"

That is the basic motto of the Eurozone as frankly spoken from its top official Juncker.

It is all you need to know about any statement released by these officials.

Some of them might escape, some of them will be shot, some of them will be hung. That is what i am saying.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:48 | 2664803 Bob
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And it's clearly the German citizens' fault that private banks lent money they shouldn't have to the banks of the periphery that now all have to be bailed out with pubic funds on both ends

Pitting the actual people against one another between nations is just cover for the continued looting . . . by banksters forced to share the take with hedge funds taking advantage of the charade that must be played in capital markets to keep it all looking legit. 

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:37 | 2664797 BandGap
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There is a finite possibility that Germany will do exactly the opposite of what they are stating - Quantum Mechanical Financial Tunneling.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 12:54 | 2665444 Sir Edge
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Merkel and Draghi's Back and Forth Remind Me of the Search For Schrodinger's Cat... :o)

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:19 | 2664715 EZT
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Finally some clarity!

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:19 | 2664716 adr
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So that means there will be another rumor of the ESM getting a banking license and buying more bonds today?

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:22 | 2664735 OttoMBMP
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Yep. It is much more efficient to recycle this rumour as many times as it works than to actually give this banking license right away.

All actors stick to their roles in this theatre.


Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:30 | 2664779 bank guy in Brussels
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Quite right

Germans can't seem to give in too easy, even though the German banking system could explode if they don't agree in the end

It took the EU leaders a while to figure out to play this 'two party system' game, like Dems and Repubs in the USA, but now they have learned how to do it on an EU level, they are really enjoying it ... they are following ZH and laughing along

Latins vs Germanics ... a football match for the fans, but the team owners already know how the game ends

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:59 | 2664863 Linus2011
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Latin v. Germans: so where does Belgium opt for? Well, forgot - it is basically a Non-Country, completely useless and with no opinion and no business model besides running already f+++ed up banking entities and hosting+benefiting from furthermore useless and corrupted eurocrats.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 11:25 | 2665195 Ghordius
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Belgium? Ask UKIP MEP Nigel Farage

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:20 | 2664718 GolfHatesMe
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Can't you just put a quarter into the Banking license vending machine at 33 Liberty Street?

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:20 | 2664721 gjp
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Yeah, but do you think the market will give back its fake gains from last week.  Nah, iPhone 5 is coming!

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:20 | 2664722 buzzsaw99
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Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:20 | 2664724 thewhigs
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I'm glad some entity is "standing their ground". I'm really sick and tired of this silly nonsense.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:20 | 2664725 bugs_
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this is a dog license with the word dog crossed out and Bank written in crayon

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:21 | 2664726 EL INDIO
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It looks like Tyler has a Physics background!


Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:42 | 2664812 DeadFred
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The wave function need not collapse as long as there is there is no observer interference. If we all look away the euro can stay afloat. Everyone, heads in the sand!

Or not.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 10:06 | 2664893 EL INDIO
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no observer interference = no loss of confidence

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 11:12 | 2665132 Overflow-admin
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Are you suggesting a Schrödinger economy model?

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:55 | 2664852 IToldYouSo
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TD...... what a quant! :)

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 10:11 | 2664913 Lohn Jocke
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What goes up must come down.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:21 | 2664727 Cursive
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From the looks of SPX futures, some people/algos have still not gotten the word.  Or maybe they are waiting for Wednesday FOMC.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:22 | 2664731 The Axe
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Steve L says germans do not know shit!!!!  ha ha    this circle jerk is nuts


Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:22 | 2664732 fbachan
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When an Europen official publicly asserts something, isn't it actually just the mater of time untill he declares the opposite? 

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:22 | 2664737 adr
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If the market shoots up 600 points because of a rumor, does it drop 600 points when the rumor is refuted?

Sadly, most of the time the answer is no. Nowyou have your answer as to why the rumors keep hitting the tape.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:25 | 2664747 ThunderingTurd
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You are spot on.  I don't see why talking heads wouldn't keep their mouths open 24/7.  Who cares if there is any substance to a strategy if equities go higher.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:54 | 2664849 markar
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Because rumors are like QE. Their continuous effects yield diminishing returns.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 10:35 | 2665005 ThunderingTurd
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Really?  I think the equity market would disagree with you.  Germany just totally shot down the rumor that ramped the SPX by 500 points and we are UNCH on the day.  I am not agreeing with the strategy and find it unbelievably frustrating; but at the end of the day, it is obviously working if the goal of central criminals is elevate equity prices.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:57 | 2664857 IToldYouSo
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TT Didnt you mean "talking arseholes"?

Think I may have fixed that for ya :)

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 10:39 | 2665016 ThunderingTurd
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I did...thanks for the fix!

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:24 | 2664744 Jlmadyson
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Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:24 | 2664746 vertexa
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Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:26 | 2664750 GERxit
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In the end the beggars might really be the choosers... or more appropriately blackmailers! (900bn Target II - growing daily!) That's the real foul here!

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:26 | 2664752 DavidC
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Draghi and Hollande are like embarrassing people who keep saying the wrong things in front of other people, you just want them to shut up and leave.


Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:30 | 2664770 jeff314
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Like Joe Bidden

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:30 | 2664771 Temporalist
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Long on schadenfreude

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 10:12 | 2664921 Lohn Jocke
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Finally! an ETF for cynics and libertarians.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:29 | 2664753 falak pema
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without the ESm license, without eurobonding, without increasing the size of ESM funding, Monti, Rajoy and Hollande will be reduced to playing three card monte amongst themselves! Beggar thy neighbor-friend. Pull the plug on euro contagion sink...

What is Timmy doing in Europe if he can't get Schauble to budge on this?

The Draghi/Merkel stand-off is reaching critical point deadline. 

Que passa?...If it blows we don't know how to close! 

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:30 | 2664755 Linus2011
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Tyler seems to have majored in physics just like me.

However since he does not live in Germany just like me he completely misoverestimates Germany and German politicians especially Schäuble.

They are neither smart or tough nor do the have a grand plan that saves Germany from the parasite states of Europe and guide our escape to financial solitude.

Not at all. They are just plain stupid politicians.


Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:42 | 2664809 GERxit
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ENDLICH MAL EINER, DER DIE WAHRHEIT SAGT und nicht mit diesen beschissenen Hitler Thesen hier ankommt! (s.u.)


Tue, 07/31/2012 - 09:50 | 2664840 Linus2011
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Tue, 07/31/2012 - 12:53 | 2665443 Treason Season
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If anyone's curious google translation;

LAST TIME ONE THAT TELLS THE TRUTH, not these shitty theses Hitler gets here!


Tue, 07/31/2012 - 11:13 | 2665144 Haager
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Ich wäre an dieser Stelle doch gerne etwas vorsichtiger, immerhin kann man davon ausgehen dass im Hintergrund noch Leute mit Verstand arbeiten. Aber in Bezug auf "einen Plan haben" stimme ich soweit zu.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 11:22 | 2665185 Ghordius
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I mostly agree with the sentiments, here and above. But the whole EUR construct has - as a friend liked to say 15 years ago - an "autopilot".

The situation we have is of a quite classic currency war. Everybody would like to devalue. We all knew that after 1971 this moment would come, and many feared it would come before the introduction of the EUR. Now relax and watch the Frankenstein vs Dracula match.

oh, and buy phyz, slowly, every month a bit. call it saving.

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