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School Children Rejoice: California Is So Broke It Will Shorten The School Year

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This is just getting ridiculous:

  • CALIFORNIA REVENUE MAY TRAIL FORECAST BY $3.7 BLN, ANALYST SAYS
  • CALIFORNIA REVENUE SHORTFALL MAY MEAN SHORTER SCHOOL YEAR

Who needs to go to school anyway: all we need to know we learn from The Situation and Pauly-D. But yes, M-Dub is off by a month or two on the upcoming tsunami default wave: pesudo-sophist muni experts rejoice! Also rejoice because this news is somehow bullish - probably the EFSF will be expanded to include California, or the FT will break a story at 3 pm that China is about to buy CA, sending the S&P to Uranus.

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Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:37 | 1883799 kengland
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Last month of the year is a waste anyhow

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:50 | 1883869 Popo
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No matter how short the year, there will always be a "last month".

But more importantly: To all those public union parasites who claim to strike "for the children" -- here's your chance to step up and work 1 month for free. Y'know: for the children.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:16 | 1883993 iDealMeat
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California is the Elephant in the US that no one is talking about. save ZH..  It is truly screwed. Pension / CALPERS problem alone..  kaboom..  occupy the soup line..

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:23 | 1884045 disabledvet
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They got nothin on New York. When our excellent Governor starts movin' on this "issue" Thor himself will smile with pride.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 19:06 | 1884989 Hugh_Jorgan
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And siphoning off dollars from education because of too many entitlements is much better than reducing at the entitlments themselves.

 

Those turtle-tunnels worked so well. And... Nancy be praised, we have saved the Salt Marsh Mouse from extinction!!!

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 19:20 | 1885056 nmewn
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What about the little mouse children?...they have feelings too! 

I'm sure she put a little pork in there for "mouse infrastructure"...ya know, constructing little mousy day care centers around major mice interstate on ramps so Mama & Papa Mouse can go off to work and bring in more government cheese.

She seems the very epitome of a Mouse Central Planner ;-)

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 20:18 | 1885254 phyuckyiu
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Who needs education, they just hire the mexican at minimum wage regardless, and they certainly don't care how much they are educated.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 20:31 | 1885278 nmewn
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Good point.

I often wondered at the real motives of those who are against building a stronger border, speedy deportations etc. I believe a sound case can be made that they enjoy the benefits of "plantation labor" without having to pay for all the out buildings, clothing and care.

An illegal falls off your roof...chunk him in the ole station wagon and trundle him off to the ER door...toss him out...drive through the Home Depot parking lot and plug another one in.

Very humanitarian, those who think that way ;-)

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 20:41 | 1885301 phyuckyiu
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Where I work it is 3 gringos, 15 mexicans (San Jose). My -supervisor- told me the other day she took her daughter to the E.R. for some bullshit. She makes at least 5 times as much as I. The fridge at work is full of food bank shit, brands of corn flakes from some unknown company, etc. At noon, they -all- break for an hour while some family comes by and makes them all lunch, who they pay cash under the table. Then the dude with the ice cream comes by at 3pm, with the little bells ringing, also cash under the table. Then the people with the fresh cut up watermelon and canteloupe come by around 4pm, you guessed it, cash under the table. I think my coworkers spend 1/4 of their daily income on complete shite from daily vendors who come by our work. It makes me want to support a lower income tax and to introduce a VAT to make these fuckers at least pay something, and a VAT is anathema to me, but fuck them.

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 01:05 | 1885805 TruthInSunshine
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We don’t need no education
We don’t need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the class room
Teachers leave those kids alone
Hey, teachers! Leave those kids alone!

All in all, it's just a
Nother brick in the wall

 

[Truth is, we're flat busted, and so we can't afford no education]

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 17:56 | 1884700 imaginalis
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I'd rather be on the streets here where it rains very little and is relatively warm. What would it be like in a soup line where you are?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 22:52 | 1885564 goldfish1
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To the moon Alice. Hold on to your hats and properties...hyperinflation bitchez.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 23:18 | 1885624 Freddie
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Dem scum lib union CA, IL, NY and a few others are Greece on MEGA steroids.  CT's has about 3 million people and they have at least an $80 billion pension shortfall in the future.  One of the wealthiest state's in the USA and they vote in lib Dems and pro govt union stooges.

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 09:52 | 1886471 Flakmeister
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Along with giving everyone a free ride on property taxes,,,,

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 17:49 | 1884665 eatthebanksters
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Don't tenured union teachers work 3 months for free? Oh no, that's right, they get paid to not work for 3 months!

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 18:40 | 1884882 caconhma
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Very soon America will have full employment (~99%) and a kids education system will be year-long.

Why? Any totalitarian society likes to have a total control over its citizens. In other words, people will be either  at their places of employment or be in forced-labor institutions.

BS time is about over. The new totalitarian reality will come shortly.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 18:58 | 1884956 mkkby
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The kids in CA just got a little smarter.  The less time they waste with those imbecile teachers the better.  No real skills or values taught.  Just fake history and the pressure to shop and spend money they don't have.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 20:23 | 1885264 adissidentishere
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I am a consumer math and calculus teacher in CA.  I am like a crazy guy on the street corner waving an "end is near" sign when it comes to not taking on debt.  That includes student loans unless they are commensurate to the education received and the expected income thereafter.  Yes, the profession does tend to attract starry eyed liberals, but there are more than a few of me out there breaking our backs every day to give kids some balance in their education. 

Please don't overgeneralize.  I was in the private sector - management at a fortune 500 company many years before I taught.  I left because it seemed to me that math education was very weak and yet proficiency in math is such a critical component in fiscal responsibility. (And this was long before the bubble burst, so it appears I was right.)  So I left to teach and I've never regretted it despite the vastly longer days and much lower pay.  Yes, it's true.  I typically work a 12 hour day between grading and planning.  I work every single weekend during the school year.  I also work in the summer, either teaching a class, tutoring, training, etc.  I know exactly one teacher who has the money to do absolutely nothing in the summer.  The rest of us have to find summer work somehow.  And that's ok.  We still get a few weeks off and we are smart enough to recognize the blessing it is.

And one final word: as every parent who has had a teen knows, they can be rather mouthy and belligerent.  Parents typically have one, maybe two teens at home.  I have as many as 40 teens in each class throughout the day.  It takes all the strength and patience I have to keep them in line, learning things they should know about credit and such.  Can you do that?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 21:00 | 1885338 phyuckyiu
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I commend you for your efforts. Please drive through Hayward (i'm sorry I mean Tijuana) and tell me if it's working. Quite frankly, they only want temporary visa engineers anyway. I take all my lunchbreaks near the Pruneyard in Campbell where Ebay breaks, and it's all Indians. 10% gringo engineers. Gringos require too much finessing, they keep prattling on how they want a 'life' or some such thing. Indians are much more compliant/desperate, especially when we bring their entire fucked up family over here, we can't have grandma and uncle Prem being sent back home after a taste of the good life collecting benefits, they would disavow said engineer relative and blackball the entire family branch. More than enough leverage to keep them in line with that alone.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 21:08 | 1885352 mkkby
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Boo effing hoo.  I'm sure you're just baffling them with bullshit. 

Do you teach them that they have a fixed amount of money that they will earn and spend over a lifetime?  And that credit just reduces overall how much "stuff" you can buy from that.  Credit just allows one to spend their entire lifetime of earnings ALL AT ONCE.

It's that kind of common sense that they need and will never be told.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 22:29 | 1885513 adissidentishere
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Can you read what others write or are you too blinded by your arrogance? Does it not say something to you that I am a zerohedge fan and left a high paying job to teach teens not to use credit? Grow up.

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 01:16 | 1885818 caerus
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i salute you sir (math major)

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:51 | 1883876 Sudden Debt
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YEAH! I just don't understant why there are years anygow! And we don't need to stinking skools either!!

 

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:03 | 1883942 Ragnar24
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Well played.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:26 | 1884064 disabledvet
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Hey Sudden Debt I gotta a question: It seems like the entirety of the EU is now being run out of Brussels. What gives? Something about "angry sock puppets everywhere?"

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 18:10 | 1884773 Johnny Yuma
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"Good idea, school is for fools! Look at me! Hahaha!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz-6-MfpsJo

 

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:57 | 1883910 john39
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you could make that same argument about the remainder of the school year.

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 00:27 | 1885746 Bruin4
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Thank God, the kids will have one less month of exposure to brain damaging robotic bullshit that passes for creative thought. Maybe there is hope for them yet

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:39 | 1883807 lizzy36
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Hahaha you said "urAnus"

More seriously, this is what qualifies as "winning the future"? 

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:01 | 1883933 Zero Debt
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Age old rethorical device: find a nice verb in progressive/continuous tense + "the" + abstract popular noun:

Securing the safety

Saving the debt

Building the education

Promoting the progress

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:04 | 1883946 divide_by_zero
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Or the one I always hear;

For the children

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 17:29 | 1884528 TheMerryPrankster
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Why there'd be mayhem in the streets if it wasn't for the lil chillun, the angels have saved our society.

 

Why does we need long school years if we has internet?

Much of the rote crap learning could be done over the wire  and graded by machine. frees up teachers and students.

Physical school m/w/f - internet tuesdays and thursdays - reduced the school year by2/5ths in one fell swoop.

Computers can teach at a students pace, rather than the classes pace.

This is really a no brainer.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 17:55 | 1884694 eatthebanksters
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In fairness and seemingly against the grain of my previous stab at union teachers, we will always need teachers.  It can'tall be done on computers.  Likewise, many people do in this countrydo nothave computers or internet and they would be at a serious disadvantage.  Get rid of the union bullshit and let charter schools do their thing.  They have proven over and over to be much more successful at teaching and doing it wth far less money than the public system.  Does anyone realize that in the last 20 years public school expenditures have increased 400% (I'm not sure if that is in rea terms) and average test scores have not increased at all? The top level bureaucracy has grown immensely however.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 18:20 | 1884812 halflink123
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Yeah...let's just hire the University of Phoenix to teach everyone!

 

Student loans for all!  Apollo Group' stock will go up 10000000000%!!

 

CAPITALISM, YOU PANSY BITCHES!

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 20:18 | 1885250 lotsoffun
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mr. prankster - sarcasm?  i don't understand.  because - kids have to learn things like being punctual, interacting with others.

and even things like being exposed to germs.  internet is basically the equivalent of crawling back into the cave.

 

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 17:31 | 1884549 MaggieL
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Romancing The Stone?

 

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:39 | 1883809 The trend is yo...
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watch out for those falling school district muni prices

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 19:28 | 1885088 Rainman
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yah....Cali has been cooking the books on property assessment values....marking to unicorn. What a surprise.

http://www.doctorhousingbubble.com/mark-fantasy-model-real-estate-accounting-california-property-assessments-down-taxes-fha-defaults-surge-again/

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 23:23 | 1885593 goldfish1
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Property assessment about to skyrocket...the money printing to get serious. Inflation is the way out...just ask the bernank.

$100 is the new $10

Canada's new plastic $100 bill is all tricked out http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/technology/2011/11/canadas-new-plastic-1...

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:39 | 1883810 LouisDega
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Revised Alice Cooper Bitchezzz.... 

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:45 | 1883848 bernorange
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School's Out or Welcome to My Nightmare?

www.pmbug.com

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:55 | 1883899 The Limerick King
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Those old "Alice" lyrics were clever

On stage sometimes heads he would sever

So did he foresee

CA bankruptcy

And sing that their "schools out forever" 

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:40 | 1883813 JPM Hater001
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Isnt this antithetical to a solution.  You are stupid enough to approve all the social programs that have broken your state.  And now you are going to educate less?

Only in California.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:57 | 1883912 The trend is yo...
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It's the new frontier for the bankster's.  Keep the next generation of Debt serf's dumb and stupid.  Wouldn't be surprised to see 4 day school weeks coming soon

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 18:44 | 1884905 MJ
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New frontier?  What do you think has been happening at public schools the whole time? 

They are just an agency of social control.  Praise the flag, you have no privacy, don't read that book read this, government is good, do as you are told, American exceptionalism, here are the answers to the test, don't think just regurgitate. 

 

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:58 | 1883919 mayhem_korner
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Why don't they tax the illegals (aka the 99%) to close the gap?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:37 | 1884137 buyingsterling
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They're not white. Any move of any kind against them is automatically classified as racism by the press and judiciary. CA tried denying welfare to illegals, a judge said no, overturning a popular referendum. Then they blamed the popular referendum for GOP problems in the state. The only way to end this is making income transfers at gunpoint illegal, with advocacy of it classified as felony conspiracy and racketeering.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 17:58 | 1884711 eatthebanksters
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Well the mayor of LAwhich provides $600 million of medical benefits to illegal aliens just went against the wishes of his neighborhood to build a taller security fence around the Mayor's Mansion, at tax payers expense, I might well add.  We have our priorities right (oops I should have said left) out here in the Golden State (the gold is gone).

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 21:17 | 1885370 mkkby
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So long as education is as broken as it is, yes, educate less.  How many of you out there can say even 1/3 of what you learned in school was even relevant to the world.  Fake history, BS economics, no more vocational prep.  Throw in several hours of peer pressure to shop and spend.

Other than reading, writing, science and 'rithmetic... wasn't it all just a waste of time?  The whole curriculum needs to be gutted and re-designed from scratch.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 23:34 | 1885653 Freddie
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What is sad - is that CA had one of the best school systems in the world about 30 years ago.  All the libtard shit from the East Coast (the Bronx and Philly to name two shitholes) moved there in the 1960s and destroyed the state. Feinstein, Boxer, Waxman, Goldberg, Pelosi, et al.

No it is all spanny and ebonics.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:40 | 1883814 YesWeKahn
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They will play Ipad at home.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:08 | 1883960 tickhound
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The new mantra... "Every child is left behind"

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:30 | 1884079 disabledvet
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"as we speed off to our glorious future in a brand new Maserati paid for by...

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 17:05 | 1884247 tickhound
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TERRA... the "Toddler Economic Recovery & Reinvestment Act"

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 17:29 | 1884532 SokPOTUS
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They'll learn more.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:40 | 1883815 kaiserhoff
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Slash and burn everything..., except the bloated wages and pensions.

                              Governor Moonbeam

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:43 | 1883836 HedgeAccordingly
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Hot teacher day.. http://hedge.ly/gFWVSm

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:13 | 1883991 kaiserhoff
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Technology to believe in;)

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:37 | 1884136 Ura Bonehead
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Huummmm....  Nice, clean pool.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 17:30 | 1884544 SokPOTUS
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Nice.  Bloated .gov leechfucks > bloated .edu leechfucks.  Hahaha.  They're eating their own.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:41 | 1883820 The trend is yo...
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reduced energy, reduced payrolls(maybe)....increased margins.......bullish

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:42 | 1883823 sabra1
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what the soon to be in hell oldidorks favor, is to keep people stupid enough, so they wouldn't know which end of the pitchfork to use!

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 17:35 | 1884571 TheMerryPrankster
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One need only to look around at the abundance of very large SUVs in areas that never get snow, to realize that the goal of massive stupidity is already accomplished.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:42 | 1883824 the not so migh...
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DUMB KIDS MAKE GREAT ADULT VOTERS

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:11 | 1883983 CH1
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Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education.-- Bertrand Russell

Good riddance to any amount of public schooling.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 17:28 | 1884514 John Law Lives
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What voters put the last two men into office as POTUS?

100% FUBAR.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 17:36 | 1884585 TheMerryPrankster
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If voting could accomplish anything it would be illegal - George Carlin.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 19:38 | 1885117 eatthebanksters
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When you don't have the education that allows you to gain employment which will pay your bills, you become a burden on society dependent on entitlements to survive...thus, in the majority of cases, you vote liberal...it's all a liberal conspiracy to dumb down the population.  You know everyone always talks about how Republicans are pro big business and banks...well let's see...here has Obummer and his fellow liberals investigated any crimes or arrested anyone on Wall Street?  Are the TBTF banks bigger and more profitable than they were 3 years ago?  uhhh, yes. Has big business survived while small and mid-sized business has been virtually wiped out?  uhhh, yes.  Do big businesses need stupid people to take orders?   uhhhh, yes?. Don't tell me that the Democratic leadership has any different agenda than the Republicans...its all about taking care of their corrupt buddies.  The only difference is that the Dems pretend to care about the little guy.  

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:42 | 1883825 monopoly
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This is making Alice and the Mad Hatter look normal.

lolol

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:42 | 1883826 Magnix
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Buying CA? Are you serious? or is this an expression?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:43 | 1883835 SheepDog-One
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Just a joke....actually China already owns CA.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 17:37 | 1884593 TheMerryPrankster
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Actually California is the capitol/capital of Mexico.

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 02:20 | 1885914 MayIMommaDogFac...
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It is on layaway.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:42 | 1883827 SheepDog-One
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WOW this has GOT to be very to quite bullish!

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:43 | 1883829 surf0766
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I am in tears laughing

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:43 | 1883830 MayerRothschild
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The uneducated are so much easier to control... They don't even try to think for themselves anymore

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:43 | 1884176 MachoMan
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neither do educated people...

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 17:50 | 1884666 MayerRothschild
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Only if you let school get in the way of education

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 23:39 | 1885662 Freddie
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The sheep are controlled by TV, propaganda "news" and the celeb media.  Morons watch TV and enpower their masters by watching.

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 12:52 | 1887294 MayerRothschild
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One reason I do not have cable TV

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 17:19 | 1884447 Z Beeblebrox
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It depends on the education.
Classical liberal education: critical thinking.
Public schooling: herd indoctrination.
Watch John Taylor Gatto describe our imported Prussian schooling system.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:43 | 1883832 SwingersRuS
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Good ! Less Brainwashing , they don't educate anyways !

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:55 | 1883902 Cruel Aid
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Education,Indoctrination... wat's the effin difference!

In Kalifornia of course, where Arnold is a conservative.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:20 | 1884026 CH1
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Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mundane educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom; go to the library and educate yourself if you've got any guts.-- Frank Zappa

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 23:24 | 1885634 phyuckyiu
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Hi ummm, Arnie is gone, we have some new d00d named moonbeam or something. And the new d00d made using E-verify illegal in the entire state, to fuck over San Bernadino County trying to protect at least their govt. contracts from going to illegals. Oh and he made it illegal to confiscate your car at a checkpoint if you don't have a drivers license. Wonder who that helps! Oh and he raised tuitions 40% to pay for illegals getting scholarships and in state tuition. Not Arnie's doin.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 23:52 | 1885695 Freddie
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CA moron Dems put Moon Beam in office twice.  Moon Beam's old man nearly bankrupted the state.  Reagan was elected and the state had a surplus after a few years.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:43 | 1883834 Vergeltung
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Cali; leading member in the Loyal Order of the Terminally Boned (LOTB)

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:44 | 1883838 0cz
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"And now we will discuss the application of quadratic equations to real world solut..........opps we are out of money.  Have a good summer."

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:52 | 1883880 Hansel
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But teacher, why can't you just print more money like the federal government?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:56 | 1883905 0cz
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Because ink prices have shot through the roof since Bernanke took post and the ink is now worth more than the money printed with it! 

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:09 | 1883930 Gief Gold Plox
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Coz you see kids, money isn't really worth anything unless the commoners, like your parents, perform actual work to obtain it. Only then does money gain value. The dumber the public is the more value money can have. If you just simply print money, sure it might help in the short run, but as no work has been performed to warrant it's creation, it didn't become a real tool of enslavement it was designed to be. And that makes money sad.

Have a nice summer everyone. (Damn I suck at writing imaginary classroom monologues)

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:44 | 1884188 MachoMan
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Literally, in a single paragraph, you gutted semesters of economic study.  Kudos.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:45 | 1883847 Seasmoke
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just make sure you keep paying those bloated, corrupt pensions until the school year is down to one week a year ......because its for the children and we couldnt break a contract

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 00:02 | 1885705 Freddie
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We need rob and loot the taxpayers for the govt union workers pensions. We must do it for the children.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:45 | 1883849 Azannoth
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It would be funny if some1 did a study on this and if that study later found out that children actually learn more especially more useful things while staying home

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:00 | 1883932 Larry Darrell
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The parents, for the majority, are ignorant fucks who won't teach their kids anything useful because they don't know shit themselves.

Hell, most of them are for more spending on "education" because they use it as a day care program.

What's the number of "unplanned" children whose parents consider them a nuisance and wants someone else to raise them??

 

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:01 | 1883937 Bolweevil
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Similar study pertaining to hospital closures/doctor's strike (less death).

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:46 | 1883851 divide_by_zero
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Geeez, they already get out at 2:30PM here for the most part. Hardly enough time for a good brainwashing.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:46 | 1883853 J 457
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I'm in CA.  This week is all minimum days from 9-12 due to conferences.  Next week is no school for Thanksgiving break.  Xmas is two weeks off. School started in Aug and its been at least one half day a week.  I told my wife it seems they want the school closed to pay less salary, but she tells me it costs the same because the unions negotiate time off into flex time, sick days, and vacation time.  So the teachers work much less and receive the same pay.  I don't blame the teachers, its the administrators and unions that have killed an otherwise decent system.  Those parents that fully rely upon public school and don't educate their own kids will be in a world of hurt when they realize little Jonny is 15 and can barely spell basic sight words or multiply 2x2.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:51 | 1883879 Melin
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"Those parents . . . will be in a world of hurt when they realize little Jonny is 15 and can barely spell basic sight words or multiply 2x2."

 

Especially since they think little Jonny is going to grow up and pay the living expenses for all the mommies and daddies of the Western World.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:05 | 1883953 Desert Irish
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Obviously "Little Johny" doesn't need to spell or multiply - all he needs to know is how to take orders and carry a gun.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 18:00 | 1884725 eatthebanksters
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And he'll be an engineer!

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 18:01 | 1884734 eatthebanksters
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And he'll be an engineer!

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:06 | 1883958 Larry Darrell
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No chance the kids will be able to multiply quickly.

I knew all multiples up to 15x15 when I was 8.  My twin 9 year old nieces can't multiply up through 5x5 without using their hands, and they are both in the "advanced" courses at the wonderful public institution they attend.

See above post regarding ignorant and lazy parents.  They were unplanned to my sister in law, and she offloads them on someone else every chance she can.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:31 | 1884086 Cathartes Aura
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is your brother in this storyline at all? 

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:07 | 1883965 Ragnar24
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Which is why Ron Paul will be happy to end the useless Dept of Ed.  And I'll take it a step further... give that department's entire annual budget to teachers if they leave their unions.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 22:03 | 1885447 dolph9
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Don't you mean little Juanito?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:46 | 1883855 LawsofPhysics
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And the prison doors swing open to recieve them..

 

Wait?  what's that?  no funding for prisons?  Well then that is a lot of un-educated men and women who will be unemployed and have a lot of time to kill.  You know what they say about idle hands.  Can South Central become any more of a war zone?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:50 | 1883870 centerline
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Go long on liquor and ammo.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:50 | 1883873 0cz
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No funding for prisons?  How can that be the case when cities and states are increasingly adopting the policy where they charge the inmates to be imprisoned? 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/03/riverside-charges-inmates_n_107...

$140 a day for three hots and a cot seems a little high....

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:09 | 1883974 Bolweevil
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Can I gets me some free helfcare?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:12 | 1883986 LawsofPhysics
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I saw that.  Here are my two problems with the whole thing;  First, how exactly do you extract this paper from the prisoner?  Are they working for you?  Are the providing a service of real value?  Clearly many will not be good for anything except being locked in a box, so how to extract these funds, certainly you don't expect everyone to be employable in the future?  What will these future wages for these people realistically be?

Let's be optimistic and assume that some are realeased and find work.  What happens when the purchasing power of the paper that they are paid does not even cover their survival, much less cover their "debt" to the prison system.  Sounds like a fancy way of saying that the U.S. will have debtor's prisons in the future (and we all know how well that turns out).

Even an uneducated criminal (and who knows what crimes the state will invent in the future) will be smart enough to recognize a raw deal prefer to simply commit another crime in order to get the free food, lodging and healthcare.

As far as prisons go, we start by prosecuting fraud at all levels and make prison very uncomfortable, potentially life threatening, places to be.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:45 | 1884197 SemperFord
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The money will come from jobs being sent to prisons, no joke. So take low paying jobs from civilians to criminals who will work for even less. If I find the article I will post it.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:55 | 1884242 LawsofPhysics
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Wow, endentured servants of the state.  But will this increase or decrease unemployment.  Sorry, I don't see how reducing unemployment through endentured servitude (not a far cry from salvery) can be considered a "winning" plan for humanity.  This would crush small business owners who normally employ many in low-paying jobs.  I ride bikes and my bike mechanic is a good guy who isn't paid shit.  Will prisoners be workig on my bikes in the future?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 23:51 | 1885688 phyuckyiu
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Here is a good starting point:

NY Times: Enlisting Prison Labor to Close Budget Gaps

https://www.nytimes.com/2011/02/25/us/25inmates.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all

and another good one:

Why are Prisoners Building Patriot Missiles?

http://www.minyanville.com/businessmarkets/articles/defense-industrial-b...

"They are paid $0.23 an hour to start, and can work their way up to a maximum of $1.15 to manufacture electronics that go into the propulsion, guidance, and targeting systems of Lockheed Martin’s (LMT) PAC-3 guided missile, originally made famous in the first Persian Gulf conflict."

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:08 | 1883972 nedwardkelly
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Ain't it funny how the factory doors close

Round the time that the school doors close

Round the time that the doors of the jail cells

Open up to greet you like the reaper

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:50 | 1883862 gangland
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NASA Chief: "Keep thinking about Uranus. Never lose sight of it, and then, reach for it."

 

some schools in LAUSD have a 41% Drop out rate anyway so I don't see the problem in the penal colony formerly known as california

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:48 | 1883863 monopoly
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you guys are funny today. 

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:52 | 1883865 dwdollar
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Scare tactics. When money is low, threaten to throw the vulnerable to the wolves if the sheep are being tight with their money. Works every time.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:54 | 1883889 JPM Hater001
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Just once I would like to see them actually push grandma out to the sidewalk in front of the nursing home.

"Sorry Mrs Hunkachula, budget cuts you see.  We could either pay people 8 cents less an hour or remove state paid baggage.  Unions wouldnt move on the pay."

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:00 | 1883923 dwdollar
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The super committee hasn't even failed yet and we're already hearing how horrid these automatic spending cuts will be to the defense budget. Yeah right... If a penny is kept from the Pentagon I'll be surprised. I wonder what false flag to expect this time.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:49 | 1883868 surf0766
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Does that mean teachers would see decreases in pay?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:55 | 1883901 centerline
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Ultimately I think this would be on table. But, to start it would affect transportation and operational costs for sure.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:05 | 1883954 DonnieD
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Less work, same pay is a pay increase. I bet this was a Teachers Union idea to plug the deficit.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:50 | 1883871 kito
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i heard the students just received new math textbooks authored by geithner and the eu. some examples:

 

johnny has one apple

johnny owes fred 5 apples

how many apples short is johnny?

answer: none. johnny can borrow 4 apples from pete. 

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:54 | 1883886 sabra1
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if johnny had a gun, he could take everyone's apples, and oranges, and....

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:58 | 1883914 Hansel
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Or:  Johnny has one apple, and holds 5 apples for Fred.

Fred asks for his apples back.  How many apples will Johnny have left?

6 Bitches!  Fred didn't read the MUTHA FUCKIN' HYPOTHECATION agreement.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 17:10 | 1884388 Bastiat
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Well done!

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:29 | 1884075 Ura Bonehead
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Advanced math...

 

Johnny had no apples.

Johnny was somehow allowed to borrow 10 apples.

Johnny was able to trade the borrowed 10 apples for Bob’s borrowed 10 oranges.

Sam then stepped in and securitized both the apples and oranges and sold the security for 1,000 grapes.

Ben then stepped in and decided that he would subsidize the growing of new apples as the best way to generate more grapes.

 

So how many apples did Johnny have?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:43 | 1884179 kito
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shirley enough apples to pay back anybody and everybody who asks for them.....

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 17:34 | 1884566 CH1
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If you say so... but please don't call me Shirley. :)

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 17:58 | 1884714 MayerRothschild
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They all get infinite amounts... they hired illegals to plant more grapes, oranges, and apples.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 21:24 | 1885394 mkkby
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Can I get a CDS quote on Johnny?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:53 | 1883875 Mercury
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It's always teachers and firemen on the chopping block first because there are no unnecessary outreach coordinators, diversity liaisons, or sustainability facilitators. Not a one.

 

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 17:35 | 1884575 CH1
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It's always teachers and firemen on the chopping block first because...

Because it's scarier to Joe Sixpack.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:53 | 1883881 SilverIsKing
Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:16 | 1884004 Mariposa de Oro
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I saw that and read some of the comments, lol.  A few folks were bashing him for not knowing better or not practicing what he preaches about the phyzz.  I had to chuckle when I envisioned Celente and his entire net worth stored in the form of phyzz au stuffed into the Bank of Serta.  Bank of Serta might work for most American subjects belonging to the former middle class but for Celente?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:20 | 1884025 s2man
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Yup.  See ZH post this morning.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 23:48 | 1885681 goldfish1
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AJ and infowars?

Really?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:54 | 1883888 Tsar Pointless
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No money for schools, but tons of money for sports stadiums.

http://articles.latimes.com/2009/oct/29/opinion/oe-zirin29

As studies from think tanks such as the Brookings Institution and the Cato Institute have shown, stadium funding never brings an effective return on its investment. More than $30 billion has been spent on stadiums over the last 25 years. That includes publicly funded stadiums such as the Nationals' baseball park in Washington -- coming in at almost twice the projected budget -- and so-called privately funded parks such as AT&T Park in San Francisco. There's always a tab that taxpayers end up paying.

Both Schwarzenegger and Roski have also promised Maria Elena Durazo, executive secretary-treasurer of the Los Angeles County Federation of Labor, that concession workers and parking attendants will be paid "middle-class wages."

"This is true economic development," Durazo said. "It's going to benefit everyone in our community." The typical pay for these jobs is $7.65 an hour, which would be "middle class" if JFK were president.

Yeah. That about sums up modern-day Amerikkka.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 17:53 | 1884686 Da55id
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Cathedrals to the secular Gods

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:54 | 1883895 YesWeKahn
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What happened? the market forgot to rally?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:55 | 1883897 jcaz
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Time to break out the Red bills again......

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:56 | 1883906 mayhem_korner
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I haven't yet nailed down the various Tyler personas, but the one that penned this one has an unmistakable style that is by far the wittiest.  The "who needs to go to school anyway" paragraph just gets funnier with each read.

Thx.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:58 | 1883917 Comay Mierda
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they are starting a trend

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:59 | 1883921 Parth
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Finally folks at Zerohege get a grip on the bright side of things. No job no school no government no rules. Paradise is near. Gone Fishin'.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:52 | 1884224 slewie the pi-rat
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don't they lose federal funds for education if they don't have the student-daze logged?

some of the administrators make really big bucks & bennies, too!  they will hafta get pay raises for shutting down more education!   think fannie and freddie and remember:  no nanny left behind!  it's the law!

but every schoolboy knows that the fishing during the school-year is pretty good in norCal

  • salmon
  • steelhead
  • striped bass
  • shad
  • sturgeon
  • even dungeness crab

don't forget the geiger counter, kids!

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:59 | 1883924 whoopsing
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What happen's to all the Fed gravy when the school's are not open the minimum number of day's?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:07 | 1883951 Gringo Viejo
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You have to have lived here for an extended period of time to fully appreciate how the California Dream devolved into a socialist shithole.

Brown was a fool in the '70s as Governor and has had 30 years to hone his skills. Met him several times when involved with the MSM; guy is an arrogant asshole.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:31 | 1884089 Mariposa de Oro
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I grew up in the People's Republic of Kalifornia but escaped back in '83.  For years my family was on my azz about moving back.  I always refused.  Last April, I went back to visit my pop for his 90th birthday.  NOBODY hounded me about coming back, lol.  In fact, my cousins are considering moving to Texas.  Only my father still doesn't 'get it'.  Everyone else is going broke/bankrupt.  Dad thinks the Democraps will save them all.  Must be demntia.

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