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Schrodinger Lisa Falcone... Or Why BusinessWeek May Want To Hire Better Fact Checkers

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While we have long realized that under the 'New Normal' reality is widely in the eye of the beholder, especially if that beholder is an employee of some central planning authority, where good is good, bad is better, where "if things are serious, than you have to lie", and the result is that every 'fact' is both a wave and a particle at the same time regardless if observed with the wave-particle duality never collapsing (thus making a mockery of Schordinger's principles) little did we know that it also refers to the physical age of former 'prenup free' wives of one time hedge fund moguls, and now merely drugged, drunk drivers of (appropriately enough) GPS-impaired vehicles, which it appears can have a variance of 7 years in the span of 2 years... Read on.

Then:

From Business Week, September 16, 2010

Lisa Falcone is sitting at the head of a conference table, rapping to music by Swizz Beatz and waving her tanned arms above her head. She's meeting with the two employees of her fledgling company, Everest Entertainment. Just outside the room, her husband, Philip Falcone, is running his $9 billion hedge fund, Harbinger Capital, but that doesn't hold her back. She produced the song and sings along as it blasts from iPod speakers on the table: "Come on bitches, get your hands in the air, ugly bitches too, we don't care!"

 

 

Harbinger analysts walking by barely look up at Lisa, 41, who is striking in a low-cut leather dress and a huge diamond cross pendant. They know she's the boss's wife. Harbinger's young, blond British receptionist brings a tray with a mug of green tea for Lisa, who likes to point out that the space is as much hers as her husband's. "This is our office," she says. "Eighteen years and no prenup means family office."

...

Falcone is philosophical about the world she now inhabits. "I've taught my daughters to stop and smell the roses," she says. She glances around her living room. "This is all borrowed stuff," she says. "God kind of loans it to us, and somebody takes it afterward. Am I going to go to Heaven sitting on this couch?" she asks. "Do I take my house with me? No."... "I have a very good ear," she says. "But God gave me something that I'm better at than anyone else. And that's being me."

And Now:

From the Long Island Press, September 4, 2012... less than 2 years later.

At 2:25 p.m., 48-year-old Lisa Marie Falcone of Manhattan crashed her vehicle at the corner of Montauk Highway and Hayground Road in Bridgehampton, police said.

She was found to be to be under the influence of alcohol and prescription medication, police said.

 

Falcone was charged with driving while ability impaired by the combined influence of alcohol and drugs.

So... 41 in 2010, and 48 in 2012?

Or does the New Normal math also includes converting human years into dog years?

 


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Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:32 | Link to Comment credittrader
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Two words - Dog Years...

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:37 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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I was thinking more along the lines of "crack hoe".

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:40 | Link to Comment nmewn
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Its all Solyndra's fault...lol.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:57 | Link to Comment New_Meat
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dude: OT and shit, but tomorrow almost right at 1700 Eastern, on the DNC thang goin' on in Charlotte, you are supposed to heah the esteemed mayoh of Bahsten' do his message of glee at all of us localz.

You, sir, have a front seat to hear and understand the beauty of Mumbonics.  Others may attend.  Popcorn and Crackerjacks are recommended.  Public Teachers are invited and solicited.

Those from the hinterlands are encouraged to bring leak-proof bags, since the subject matter will be liquid-ejecta inducing (of course, that is, if you can understand Mumbonice)

- Ned

{enjoy ;-) }

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:03 | Link to Comment nmewn
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I understand they got crazy Uncle Joe all "chained up" in the back yard of the WH...straining the links, slobbering everywhere...lol.

Almost time to unleash the Kracken!!!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:09 | Link to Comment Flakmeister
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Not to nitpick, but it's Kraken.....

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:13 | Link to Comment AssFire
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Shut up you guys. I'll bet her daddy loves her.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:37 | Link to Comment clymer
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id hit it

(I have zero scruples)

 

..as long as I was 100% certain that this isn't that thing that was grown in a govt. lab

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montauk_Monster

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:48 | Link to Comment clymer
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Aaaa, shit OK i'd hit it anyway

im no prize

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:01 | Link to Comment nope-1004
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Dude looks like a lady in that 2nd pic.  Ouch, that's aweful.

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:17 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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Glitch In The Matrix Algobots running interference double tap, bitchez.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 23:01 | Link to Comment AldousHuxley
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Lisa Falcone

 

 grew up with single mother in spanish harlem with associates degree in ? from Pace U...."model"....lives in park ave. mansion owned by penthouse founder.

 

philip is a junk bond trader.....got lucky with subprime bet....about to lose it all to LightSquared which seem to be tax dodging scam investigated by SEC.

 

http://www.hedgeho.com/hedge-fund-rock-stars/hedge-fund-managers-2/phil-...

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 00:06 | Link to Comment The Big Ching-aso
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Hey U phucking inconsiderate callous assholes.  If I looked like that I'd get drunk too.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 02:17 | Link to Comment tenpanhandle
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didn't your Pa teach you the facts of life?  You are the one that gets drunk so she looks better;  in other words,  so you can't see her so well.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 00:08 | Link to Comment The Big Ching-aso
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The plastic surgeon who did this should get his dick chemically removed.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 01:01 | Link to Comment ElvisDog
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Yeah, the lower lip augmentation is failing and the botox forehead look is so 2005.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 02:30 | Link to Comment Harlequin001
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'lower lip augmentation'... I would never have guessed that, I thought she'd hit the steering wheel...

 

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 08:12 | Link to Comment ZeroAvatar
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Definitely more than just 'average wear and tear' on those lips.   Whassuuup?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:24 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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This is the kind of woman, along with her POS husband, that Bernanke, Geithner, Krugman, Michael Bloomberg, Chucky "Fuck Flyover" Country, and aspiring-proxy-mouthpiece-in-training, Joe Weisenthal, all propagate lies and misinformation to protect.

You see, New York City & London are special places, deserving of special, preferred treatment, filled with very important people, who design innovative, leveraged wealth-sopping-up-and-transferring devices, that fund socialite galas and political campaigns. These places must be protected and coddled at all costs, even if it means they get "unlimited parasite forever" status as they suck the lifeblood out of the real economy and real economic activity in the other states and cities of their respective countries, adversely impacting real people and institutions that actually do create real wealth.

By the way, nice fake lips, Mrs. Falcone. They really make you look like a pouty clown.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:08 | Link to Comment Crisismode
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Damn . . .
That woman is

 

Ugly.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 01:49 | Link to Comment palmereldritch
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The Real Wives of Hedge Row - Episode 1

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 23:17 | Link to Comment QuantumCat
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You forgot to put on your rose-colored QE glasses.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:20 | Link to Comment tdogg
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it's cool C man. 

yous just a SuperMan lover  that's all.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBugw1VdpH0

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:22 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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...not even with Ann Coulter's dick.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:14 | Link to Comment New_Meat
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Today, off the eastern coast of Cape Cod, there was a shark (Kraken...) washed up and any number of seals were in the water.  Everyone is wondering which seal assasinated the poor shark.  Investigatingis pending.

- Ned

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:15 | Link to Comment XitSam
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You were nitpicking.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:31 | Link to Comment Flakmeister
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Naw, just tryin' to maintain a minimal level of discourse...

"Release the Kracken" is what a cracker from the Florida panhandle or a ho' from Harlem would type...

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:51 | Link to Comment nmewn
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Yeah, sho nuff.

An article on a gold digging drunk broad, married to some socialist statist prick Obama bundler, with his hand in all our pockets, crashing her Mercedes into another car, is the perfect place to keep a minimal level of discourse.

No doubt about it.

/////////////////

Oh and the first greeny was mine...did I spell greenie right? ;-)

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:15 | Link to Comment Flakmeister
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I think you nailed it on the second go....

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:20 | Link to Comment nmewn
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I did it just for you ;-)

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:40 | Link to Comment Flakmeister
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Tnx....

I always knew you had a weak spot for me....

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:46 | Link to Comment nmewn
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I do...I'm not heartless, its a cracker thang.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:55 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Psst! He is from Florida. You can take the boy out of the swamp, but you can't take the swamper out of the boy.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:13 | Link to Comment Flakmeister
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No shit...

;-)

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 06:07 | Link to Comment nmewn
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MsC was paying me a compliment there Flak, we went to the same High School a few years apart but you probably didn't know that...its cracker humor. 

Its good to be able to handle snakes wherever one finds them, in an office or in a swamp ;-)

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:58 | Link to Comment perchprism
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"Davy Jones' Locker"

How merrily cracks the kraken, finger bones for marrow!

Sucks the cringing, flinching life from out those splintered tips and, when dry, flings them away!!

That parrot beak on ivory bars snaps a skillful tune,

'til the spirit, broken and abused, remains to float alone:

Flotsam atop an angry swell.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:26 | Link to Comment flacon
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Neither were you.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:12 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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that crazy bastard is one fart away from being the most powerful man in tne world. that still blows my mind

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:17 | Link to Comment New_Meat
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fonzie--blow awaiy, make sure that your spatter gets on any AMCIT voter. - Ned

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:22 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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if you are going to wish death on me please don't give me a charming nickname. Thanks dipshit.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:31 | Link to Comment knukles
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LOL

And 4 years ago the Dems were bustin' nuts all over that "crazy bitch" (as they so often called her) Sarah Palin agonizing as to whether she was appropriate for being that One Fart Away...

So instead we have Joey ("Plugs") Biden, Nancy ("suck my cock"... Who was that she was quoted as saying that too?) Pelosi and assorted fruit cakes like Bawney the Purple Only Gowd Knows What.
Opppps!
Sorry.
Can't use the word God around the Dems anymore, been removed from the platform describing rights of man...  must stem from gubamint
Or use the razist word "Chicago".

Its All Really Fucked Up, Man.

(and anybody thinking this a politically biased anti-dem screed hasn't read my recents about the repubs.)

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:36 | Link to Comment WonderDawg
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Knuksie! How ya doing? I hope life is treating you well. Staying on the straight and narrow here, trying to make some money in this video game of a market. Enough to drive a man to drink, if he ain't spiritually fit ;-)

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:20 | Link to Comment knukles
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Hey Dawg!  Whaz happenin' my brother?
We be doin' fine, mighty fine thank you.
I been ridin' my long bonds, munis, gold and silver, been a boring 9 months altho looks like thaings be a heatin' up for the next act in the show.
Been golfin', strugglin with a stuck handicap.
Just got a D2 9.5 and gettin some extra distance off the tee, beats my old 10.5.

Been thikin good thought of ya.
Gotta run.  Speaking tonite at an 8 pm meeting.
Blessings, my man.
K. 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:18 | Link to Comment Crisismode
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and anybody thinking this a politically biased anti-dem screed

is entirely correct.

 

(There, fixed it for you)

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:24 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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Hey new meat,  It's funny that all your posts have 1 green arrow. Pull yourself together.

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:01 | Link to Comment Bicycle Repairman
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They've chained up Uncle Joe, but Mumbles gets to make a speech?  LOL.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:08 | Link to Comment JohnG
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Slaughterer? Slaughterer....

<crickets>

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:03 | Link to Comment slaughterer
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I am in a bit of a philosophical quandary right now, gents (multiplied by that infinite Hoelderlinian/Proustian first-sentence in the ZH frame that so seduces me here over and over) Lisa is ALLLL MIIINNNEEE now (endgame won: Phil ruined, Lisa going out the door), but I am not sure if I want her anymore.   Uh, can I say that about anything else in my life?  

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:27 | Link to Comment JohnG
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Touche!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:09 | Link to Comment AlaricBalth
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"They were careless people, Phil and Lisa--they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money of their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made."

Apologies to F Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, yet this seemed to be apropos.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:08 | Link to Comment slaughterer
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Alaric got it alright:  Lisa's (Daisy's) laughter sounded (narrative past tense) like money...  We really need a late-Truman-Capote-like treatment of this amazing story of decline... I am thinking it can be serialized and sold to Showtime or HBO at least... I vote Mary-Louise Parker for the Lisa role and a fattened Brad Pitt for Phil.  

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 23:25 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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It was pretty damn good, Alaric, so I'd imagine F. Scott would approve.

He'd probably wonder if Phil understands the symbolism of T.J. Eckleburg's giant spectacled eyes down in ash-ville, too.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 23:56 | Link to Comment AlaricBalth
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+1 TIS
It wasn't just a billboard after all.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:41 | Link to Comment economics9698
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A 48 year old drinking, driving, listening to rap…WTF else is there to say?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:52 | Link to Comment ZeroPower
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Am really torn here - not sure if i'd still "hit that", and i don't mean chris brown style.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:57 | Link to Comment Michael
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I really don't give a shit about human interest stories and peoples personal problems. Go sell your pity party some place else, we're all stocked up here.
I should copyright this statement and sell it to a movie script writer.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:30 | Link to Comment Flakmeister
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I gotta admit, one of your better posts...

Still doesn't merit a greenie though...

Since you think WUWT is a top-shelf site, I thought you might enjoy this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ARJK0MWAITM

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 00:27 | Link to Comment Michael
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I gave you the plus 1.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:59 | Link to Comment New_Meat
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shop-worn is such a good description

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:19 | Link to Comment FEDbuster
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Rode hard and put up wet. 

 

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:44 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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Phil & the Mrs. should be suing the plastic surgeon that did the lip lift - a large cash settlement or jury award could help him in times like these...crazy fraudulent bastard.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 00:22 | Link to Comment Vlad Tepid
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I never saw a worse impression of Angelina Jolie.  The description of her grinding in front of the cubicles of debt-slaves to rap music made me puke a little in my mouth.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 03:38 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
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Perhaps she smacked the steering wheel...

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:38 | Link to Comment Stoploss
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Gawd damn, then add twelve hours an see what you get in the morning..

That's a nawyer if i ever saw one.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:43 | Link to Comment Nihilarian
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More legal problems for Phil -- he let her out of the house without a muzzle.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:51 | Link to Comment azzhatter
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I know Phil is an asshole but this guy seems to be in a death spiral. And marrying this bitch was a precisely brilliant move. The gift that keeps on giving

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:22 | Link to Comment Turin Turambar
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Another Two Words - Dog Eared!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:33 | Link to Comment Chuck Walla
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Man, if that's the one percent, keep the change.

 

FORWARD SOVIET!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:33 | Link to Comment chump666
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Cannibalize thy system.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:33 | Link to Comment Bunga Bunga
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So... 41 in 2010, and 48 in 2012?

Crystal Math?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:40 | Link to Comment sgt_doom
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ROFL, dude!

Seriously, though, is Falcone still invested in Climate Exchange Plc ????

Are they still making bucks on that cap-and-trade, carbon permits shadow banking scam????

As Jacob Appelbaum says, if you want a small carbon footprint, make it a small carbon footprint.

As sgt_doom says, but don't found a $5 billion carbon trading fund like Al Gore (or better known as , e-gore).

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:49 | Link to Comment Ineverslice
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New Meth.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:00 | Link to Comment New_Meat
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don't cha' know

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:47 | Link to Comment clymer
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Hey, I ain't gonna knock the chick for the booze and pills, it's how half the planet copes these days, but what the FUCK is there to cry about? You're a goddamn BBBBBBBILLIONAIRRE!

A 12K lawyer will get this thrown out.

 

Jeesh, ..some people

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 23:21 | Link to Comment Pubcoceo
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Or Time Wave Zero

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:33 | Link to Comment agent default
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Prescription medication my ass.  She's on meth.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:49 | Link to Comment UP Forester
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She got her prescription from the methadone clinic....

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:52 | Link to Comment nasa
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1 Xanax + 2 beers = 3 sheets to the wind

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 02:31 | Link to Comment tenpanhandle
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then 4 lines of crank to rewind and do it all over again.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:33 | Link to Comment kaiserhoff
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Wow, she aged in Obama years.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:44 | Link to Comment LongSoupLine
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She didn't make that time warp...

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:23 | Link to Comment Freddie
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LOL!  Hope and Change has been hard on her.    More friends of Islamic and the DNC.    Save me the red team, blue team shit folks.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 03:28 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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FrFreddonymousie said:

LOL!  Hope and Change has been hard on her.    More friends of Islamic and the DNC.

...and then finished with:

Save me the red team, blue team shit folks.

Between your "Hope and Change" and "Islamic Citizenism", red team blue team is all you're about. Did television fry your brain, were you born this retarded, or was it the three years you spent in sixth grade huffing gasoline?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:34 | Link to Comment fuu
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Tears? Really?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:40 | Link to Comment margaris
Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:34 | Link to Comment fuu
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"Aw the tears of unfathomable sadness"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owzhYNcd4OM

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:34 | Link to Comment Jstanley011
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Not to pile on, but that lip job didn't work out so well neither...

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:41 | Link to Comment JenkinsLane
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Kick a gal when she's down...

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:27 | Link to Comment Midas
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Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:40 | Link to Comment WonderDawg
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Thank you, Rodney.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 23:38 | Link to Comment Midas
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Guess I might as well watch the movie again...

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:42 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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umm.....nevermind, you'll figure it out when you grow up.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:03 | Link to Comment New_Meat
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practice, practice, practice, ... eeer, oh nvm

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:52 | Link to Comment margaris
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Take a close look, over the years she has reached near-michael-jackson ugliness:

http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Lisa+Falcone/26th+Film+Independent+Spirit+A...

She has been hanging out with Botox-Baron Fredric Brandth for too long:

http://www.fem.com/stars/botox-baron-fredric-brandt-madonna-kein-komment...

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:20 | Link to Comment billsykes
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Why do they all do this?

It looks so terrible. Those nyc charity ball ladies, at 35 they are starting to look 43, and they add the fillers and botox, get their noses done, and on and on.

At one point I felt stoned, it was like I wasn't even talking to a real person but a fucked up hideous alien, like a scene out of naked lunch. 

These guys that are rich that are with them, you gotta think they must be some dirty, dirty bitches in the bedroom for these men to put up with these "things" doing this to themselves. 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:29 | Link to Comment flacon
Wed, 09/05/2012 - 08:30 | Link to Comment ZeroAvatar
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That was the Joker from Batman!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:28 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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billsykes just described

 

Jocelyn Wildenstein. bitchez

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:36 | Link to Comment Blano
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Oh my God.....I take back what I said below.  This chick is a certified dog.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:42 | Link to Comment SoCalBusted
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With lips like those I hope Phil is seeing the top of her head quite often.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:37 | Link to Comment FEDbuster
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What a difference a few less billion can make?  In my best Cosmo Cramer, "Humana, humana!!"

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:34 | Link to Comment Shizzmoney
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One word: Overbotoxed

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:34 | Link to Comment Jayda1850
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5 years of her life just vaporized.

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:45 | Link to Comment Hype Alert
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She got corzined.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:35 | Link to Comment SafelyGraze
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leave Lisa alone!!!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:35 | Link to Comment Confused
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Everything is exponential now.......

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:35 | Link to Comment PapaKosmon
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I think she's still quite cute; even at 43 (or... 48).

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:42 | Link to Comment WonderDawg
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I wouldn't bang her on a dare.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 00:57 | Link to Comment knukles
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How about on her back or doggie style?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:37 | Link to Comment oldfruit1
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tyler this is hilarious, motherf8ckers want to not only make up numbers on the accounts but for their age too :)

also, it shows the miracle of modern make up as she looks fine in the first pic but looks DOG ROUGH in the second, are you able to set a voting system up on who WOULD (go there) with the 'woman' in the 2nd photo?

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:39 | Link to Comment oldfruit1
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i bet most of the readers of ZH still would !

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:36 | Link to Comment buckethead
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Even if they won't admit it. Let's face it: Desperate women get down seriously. 

 

Q: Was she too wasted to offer a bribe? Was the Public Servant who arrested this citizen to virtuous to acquiesce?

Okay... that was two questions.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 08:38 | Link to Comment ZeroAvatar
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Tap THAT?  Not in this lifetime.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:47 | Link to Comment LongSoupLine
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By the way, you can say "motherfuckers" here...

besides, do you really think the "8" makes it civilized?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:58 | Link to Comment oldfruit1
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thanks dude, 8 is a habit i use when writing expetives to get through company email screen .. otherwise the MOTHERFUCKING email never gets to the MOTHERFUCKING recipient hehe

BTW I DONT WANT TYLER TO WASTE TIME WITH MY JUVENILE SURVEY IDEA AS IM SURE TOO BUSY WITH ANALYSING SOME OBSCURE DATA OUT OF CHINA OR SOMETHING AT THIS HOUR >> SO INSTEAD IF YOU WOULD GO THERE WITH LISA IN PHOTO 2 HIT UP ON THIS MESSAGE, IF NO HIT DOWN .

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:27 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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I would not, but I am not a lesbian. If I were a lesbian, I still would not tho...

Folks, you shouldn't fuck something you wouldn't want to breed with. She will give you vapid, maybe retarded children.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:38 | Link to Comment Blano
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That's what vasectomies are for.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:33 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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MsCreant said:

She will give you vapid, maybe retarded children.

You're being far too kind. My money says she'd give you scaly children (but yes, vapid and retarded nonetheless).

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:44 | Link to Comment RECISION
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Maybe...?

No Maybe about it!

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 00:59 | Link to Comment knukles
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That's what CraigsList is for.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 04:57 | Link to Comment MisterMousePotato
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"You shouldn't fuck something you wouldn't want to breed with." Pithy, succint, and profound. (And probably very good advice, too.) Bon mot.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:05 | Link to Comment WAMO556
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Who gives a shit. Tap that ass. And while she is spouting some BS, slap that ho, and tell her she needs to pay the rent. TONIGHT!!!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:37 | Link to Comment I am Jobe
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with or without makeup. Ugly biatch

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:45 | Link to Comment MayIMommaDogFac...
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Yeah, but the question is: would you hit it?

(pay attention)

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:05 | Link to Comment GlomarHabu
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maybe with a nine iron

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:28 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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I think someone already did...

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:10 | Link to Comment TuesdayBen
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Someone else's nine iron

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:19 | Link to Comment TuesdayBen
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Fffwwwhhhhhooooorrrrrrreeeee

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:39 | Link to Comment Blano
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My answer was yes 'til I saw margaris' photos above.  Now, no way in hell.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:38 | Link to Comment b_thunder
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This math is no less accurate than the math in Harbinger's P&L

2+20 butchez!

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:38 | Link to Comment MagicHandPuppet
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Even in the earlier photo, she looks like a half-burnt manikin that was rescued from the fire a bit too late. 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:42 | Link to Comment oldfruit1
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come on dude in the 1st phote she looks fine, no doubt, what are you smoking MHP?

perhaps from your name, hand puppet, i can take it you ENJOY your 'own company' to that of a female? heehehe

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:43 | Link to Comment MagicHandPuppet
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All I can say is that I've never kicked Rosey Palm and her five sisters out of bed!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:39 | Link to Comment JohnG
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They don't talk back or want to cuddle either, just let you pass out....

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:45 | Link to Comment Burr's 2nd Shot
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You must be a southpaw. Miss Michigan is a better date.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:36 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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MHP may be younger than an oldfruit1? In which case the hand may be quicker than the eye.

"The invisible hand of the market always moves faster and better than the heavy hand of government."

Mitt Romney

Was Mitt talking about hand jobs here?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:59 | Link to Comment MagicHandPuppet
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ha ha.  Nice!  :)

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:41 | Link to Comment Squid Vicious
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imagine what she looks like at 2:25 am....they should use her in a remake of Creature from the Black Lagoon

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 08:43 | Link to Comment ZeroAvatar
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She's going to play a Hobbit in the next Lord of the Rings movie.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:41 | Link to Comment Taint Boil
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I could use her face to make gorilla cookies ... but those lips look like they could suck a bowling ball through a garden hose.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:50 | Link to Comment Race Car Driver
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Last time I saw a set of lips like those, they had a hook in 'em.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:41 | Link to Comment Meesohaawnee
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shes good for a 10 handle on the ES. ....bullish

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:41 | Link to Comment El
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She doesn't look like a happy drunk.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:41 | Link to Comment robertocarlos
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I don't see the diffference.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:02 | Link to Comment kaiserhoff
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Uh, bartender.  I'll have whatever the gentleman who just passed out was drinking.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:43 | Link to Comment sgt_doom
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I think it's the same type of math John Paulson and Alan Greenspan used, when Greenspan --- architect of the housing bubble over at the Federal Reserve, left that chairman job to work for Paulson's hedge fund --- and Paulson confers with Goldman Sachs to design a sure-to-fail mortgage CDO, then buys oodles and oodles of naked swaps against it, shelling out $1.4 million per naked CDS for a payout per of $100 million, totalling over $1 billion.

Great math for fraudsters......

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:43 | Link to Comment Temporalist
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Ugly...bitches...bitchez

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:44 | Link to Comment hannah
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funny how people can be worth a billion dollars and be unhappy...!?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:46 | Link to Comment Seasmoke
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i cannot tell a lie here at ZH.......i really like that

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