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Schrodinger Lisa Falcone... Or Why BusinessWeek May Want To Hire Better Fact Checkers

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While we have long realized that under the 'New Normal' reality is widely in the eye of the beholder, especially if that beholder is an employee of some central planning authority, where good is good, bad is better, where "if things are serious, than you have to lie", and the result is that every 'fact' is both a wave and a particle at the same time regardless if observed with the wave-particle duality never collapsing (thus making a mockery of Schordinger's principles) little did we know that it also refers to the physical age of former 'prenup free' wives of one time hedge fund moguls, and now merely drugged, drunk drivers of (appropriately enough) GPS-impaired vehicles, which it appears can have a variance of 7 years in the span of 2 years... Read on.


From Business Week, September 16, 2010

Lisa Falcone is sitting at the head of a conference table, rapping to music by Swizz Beatz and waving her tanned arms above her head. She's meeting with the two employees of her fledgling company, Everest Entertainment. Just outside the room, her husband, Philip Falcone, is running his $9 billion hedge fund, Harbinger Capital, but that doesn't hold her back. She produced the song and sings along as it blasts from iPod speakers on the table: "Come on bitches, get your hands in the air, ugly bitches too, we don't care!"



Harbinger analysts walking by barely look up at Lisa, 41, who is striking in a low-cut leather dress and a huge diamond cross pendant. They know she's the boss's wife. Harbinger's young, blond British receptionist brings a tray with a mug of green tea for Lisa, who likes to point out that the space is as much hers as her husband's. "This is our office," she says. "Eighteen years and no prenup means family office."


Falcone is philosophical about the world she now inhabits. "I've taught my daughters to stop and smell the roses," she says. She glances around her living room. "This is all borrowed stuff," she says. "God kind of loans it to us, and somebody takes it afterward. Am I going to go to Heaven sitting on this couch?" she asks. "Do I take my house with me? No."... "I have a very good ear," she says. "But God gave me something that I'm better at than anyone else. And that's being me."

And Now:

From the Long Island Press, September 4, 2012... less than 2 years later.

At 2:25 p.m., 48-year-old Lisa Marie Falcone of Manhattan crashed her vehicle at the corner of Montauk Highway and Hayground Road in Bridgehampton, police said.

She was found to be to be under the influence of alcohol and prescription medication, police said.


Falcone was charged with driving while ability impaired by the combined influence of alcohol and drugs.

So... 41 in 2010, and 48 in 2012?

Or does the New Normal math also includes converting human years into dog years?


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Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:32 | 2762478 credittrader
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Two words - Dog Years...

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:37 | 2762510 Ahmeexnal
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I was thinking more along the lines of "crack hoe".

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:40 | 2762528 nmewn
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Its all Solyndra's

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:57 | 2762606 New_Meat
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dude: OT and shit, but tomorrow almost right at 1700 Eastern, on the DNC thang goin' on in Charlotte, you are supposed to heah the esteemed mayoh of Bahsten' do his message of glee at all of us localz.

You, sir, have a front seat to hear and understand the beauty of Mumbonics.  Others may attend.  Popcorn and Crackerjacks are recommended.  Public Teachers are invited and solicited.

Those from the hinterlands are encouraged to bring leak-proof bags, since the subject matter will be liquid-ejecta inducing (of course, that is, if you can understand Mumbonice)

- Ned

{enjoy ;-) }

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:03 | 2762626 nmewn
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I understand they got crazy Uncle Joe all "chained up" in the back yard of the WH...straining the links, slobbering

Almost time to unleash the Kracken!!!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:09 | 2762649 Flakmeister
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Not to nitpick, but it's Kraken.....

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:13 | 2762667 AssFire
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Shut up you guys. I'll bet her daddy loves her.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:37 | 2762738 clymer
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id hit it

(I have zero scruples) long as I was 100% certain that this isn't that thing that was grown in a govt. lab

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:48 | 2762791 clymer
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Aaaa, shit OK i'd hit it anyway

im no prize


Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:01 | 2762823 nope-1004
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Dude looks like a lady in that 2nd pic.  Ouch, that's aweful.


Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:17 | 2762890 TruthInSunshine
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Glitch In The Matrix Algobots running interference double tap, bitchez.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 23:01 | 2763125 AldousHuxley
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Lisa Falcone


 grew up with single mother in spanish harlem with associates degree in ? from Pace U...."model"....lives in park ave. mansion owned by penthouse founder.


philip is a junk bond lucky with subprime bet....about to lose it all to LightSquared which seem to be tax dodging scam investigated by SEC.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 00:06 | 2763286 The Big Ching-aso
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Hey U phucking inconsiderate callous assholes.  If I looked like that I'd get drunk too.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 02:17 | 2763503 tenpanhandle
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didn't your Pa teach you the facts of life?  You are the one that gets drunk so she looks better;  in other words,  so you can't see her so well.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 00:08 | 2763287 The Big Ching-aso
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The plastic surgeon who did this should get his dick chemically removed.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 01:01 | 2763396 ElvisDog
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Yeah, the lower lip augmentation is failing and the botox forehead look is so 2005.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 02:30 | 2763519 Harlequin001
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'lower lip augmentation'... I would never have guessed that, I thought she'd hit the steering wheel...


Wed, 09/05/2012 - 08:12 | 2763891 ZeroAvatar
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Definitely more than just 'average wear and tear' on those lips.   Whassuuup?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:24 | 2762901 TruthInSunshine
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This is the kind of woman, along with her POS husband, that Bernanke, Geithner, Krugman, Michael Bloomberg, Chucky "Fuck Flyover" Country, and aspiring-proxy-mouthpiece-in-training, Joe Weisenthal, all propagate lies and misinformation to protect.

You see, New York City & London are special places, deserving of special, preferred treatment, filled with very important people, who design innovative, leveraged wealth-sopping-up-and-transferring devices, that fund socialite galas and political campaigns. These places must be protected and coddled at all costs, even if it means they get "unlimited parasite forever" status as they suck the lifeblood out of the real economy and real economic activity in the other states and cities of their respective countries, adversely impacting real people and institutions that actually do create real wealth.

By the way, nice fake lips, Mrs. Falcone. They really make you look like a pouty clown.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:08 | 2763004 Crisismode
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Damn . . .
That woman is



Wed, 09/05/2012 - 01:49 | 2763458 palmereldritch
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The Real Wives of Hedge Row - Episode 1

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 23:17 | 2763162 QuantumCat
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You forgot to put on your rose-colored QE glasses.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:20 | 2762877 tdogg
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it's cool C man. 

yous just a SuperMan lover  that's all.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:22 | 2763038 TheFourthStooge-ing
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...not even with Ann Coulter's dick.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:14 | 2762668 New_Meat
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Today, off the eastern coast of Cape Cod, there was a shark (Kraken...) washed up and any number of seals were in the water.  Everyone is wondering which seal assasinated the poor shark.  Investigatingis pending.

- Ned

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:15 | 2762670 XitSam
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You were nitpicking.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:31 | 2762708 Flakmeister
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Naw, just tryin' to maintain a minimal level of discourse...

"Release the Kracken" is what a cracker from the Florida panhandle or a ho' from Harlem would type...

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:51 | 2762789 nmewn
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Yeah, sho nuff.

An article on a gold digging drunk broad, married to some socialist statist prick Obama bundler, with his hand in all our pockets, crashing her Mercedes into another car, is the perfect place to keep a minimal level of discourse.

No doubt about it.


Oh and the first greeny was mine...did I spell greenie right? ;-)

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:15 | 2762855 Flakmeister
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I think you nailed it on the second go....

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:20 | 2762876 nmewn
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I did it just for you ;-)

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:40 | 2762942 Flakmeister
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I always knew you had a weak spot for me....

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:46 | 2762959 nmewn
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I do...I'm not heartless, its a cracker thang.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:55 | 2762984 MsCreant
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Psst! He is from Florida. You can take the boy out of the swamp, but you can't take the swamper out of the boy.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:13 | 2763016 Flakmeister
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No shit...


Wed, 09/05/2012 - 06:07 | 2763689 nmewn
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MsC was paying me a compliment there Flak, we went to the same High School a few years apart but you probably didn't know that...its cracker humor. 

Its good to be able to handle snakes wherever one finds them, in an office or in a swamp ;-)

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:58 | 2762811 perchprism
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"Davy Jones' Locker"

How merrily cracks the kraken, finger bones for marrow!

Sucks the cringing, flinching life from out those splintered tips and, when dry, flings them away!!

That parrot beak on ivory bars snaps a skillful tune,

'til the spirit, broken and abused, remains to float alone:

Flotsam atop an angry swell.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:26 | 2762712 flacon
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Neither were you.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:12 | 2762664 fonzannoon
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that crazy bastard is one fart away from being the most powerful man in tne world. that still blows my mind

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:17 | 2762677 New_Meat
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fonzie--blow awaiy, make sure that your spatter gets on any AMCIT voter. - Ned

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:22 | 2762695 fonzannoon
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if you are going to wish death on me please don't give me a charming nickname. Thanks dipshit.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:31 | 2762722 knukles
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And 4 years ago the Dems were bustin' nuts all over that "crazy bitch" (as they so often called her) Sarah Palin agonizing as to whether she was appropriate for being that One Fart Away...

So instead we have Joey ("Plugs") Biden, Nancy ("suck my cock"... Who was that she was quoted as saying that too?) Pelosi and assorted fruit cakes like Bawney the Purple Only Gowd Knows What.
Can't use the word God around the Dems anymore, been removed from the platform describing rights of man...  must stem from gubamint
Or use the razist word "Chicago".

Its All Really Fucked Up, Man.

(and anybody thinking this a politically biased anti-dem screed hasn't read my recents about the repubs.)

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:36 | 2762746 WonderDawg
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Knuksie! How ya doing? I hope life is treating you well. Staying on the straight and narrow here, trying to make some money in this video game of a market. Enough to drive a man to drink, if he ain't spiritually fit ;-)

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:20 | 2763033 knukles
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Hey Dawg!  Whaz happenin' my brother?
We be doin' fine, mighty fine thank you.
I been ridin' my long bonds, munis, gold and silver, been a boring 9 months altho looks like thaings be a heatin' up for the next act in the show.
Been golfin', strugglin with a stuck handicap.
Just got a D2 9.5 and gettin some extra distance off the tee, beats my old 10.5.

Been thikin good thought of ya.
Gotta run.  Speaking tonite at an 8 pm meeting.
Blessings, my man.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:18 | 2763030 Crisismode
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and anybody thinking this a politically biased anti-dem screed

is entirely correct.


(There, fixed it for you)

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:24 | 2762701 fonzannoon
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Hey new meat,  It's funny that all your posts have 1 green arrow. Pull yourself together.


Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:01 | 2762826 Bicycle Repairman
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They've chained up Uncle Joe, but Mumbles gets to make a speech?  LOL.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:08 | 2762645 JohnG
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Slaughterer? Slaughterer....


Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:03 | 2762831 slaughterer
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I am in a bit of a philosophical quandary right now, gents (multiplied by that infinite Hoelderlinian/Proustian first-sentence in the ZH frame that so seduces me here over and over) Lisa is ALLLL MIIINNNEEE now (endgame won: Phil ruined, Lisa going out the door), but I am not sure if I want her anymore.   Uh, can I say that about anything else in my life?  

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:27 | 2762912 JohnG
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Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:09 | 2762655 AlaricBalth
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"They were careless people, Phil and Lisa--they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money of their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made."

Apologies to F Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, yet this seemed to be apropos.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:08 | 2762838 slaughterer
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Alaric got it alright:  Lisa's (Daisy's) laughter sounded (narrative past tense) like money...  We really need a late-Truman-Capote-like treatment of this amazing story of decline... I am thinking it can be serialized and sold to Showtime or HBO at least... I vote Mary-Louise Parker for the Lisa role and a fattened Brad Pitt for Phil.  

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 23:25 | 2763182 TruthInSunshine
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It was pretty damn good, Alaric, so I'd imagine F. Scott would approve.

He'd probably wonder if Phil understands the symbolism of T.J. Eckleburg's giant spectacled eyes down in ash-ville, too.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 23:56 | 2763263 AlaricBalth
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+1 TIS
It wasn't just a billboard after all.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:41 | 2762532 economics9698
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A 48 year old drinking, driving, listening to rap…WTF else is there to say?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:52 | 2762591 ZeroPower
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Am really torn here - not sure if i'd still "hit that", and i don't mean chris brown style.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:57 | 2762607 Michael
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I really don't give a shit about human interest stories and peoples personal problems. Go sell your pity party some place else, we're all stocked up here.
I should copyright this statement and sell it to a movie script writer.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:30 | 2762661 Flakmeister
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I gotta admit, one of your better posts...

Still doesn't merit a greenie though...

Since you think WUWT is a top-shelf site, I thought you might enjoy this

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 00:27 | 2763331 Michael
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I gave you the plus 1.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:59 | 2762610 New_Meat
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shop-worn is such a good description

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:19 | 2762684 FEDbuster
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Rode hard and put up wet. 



Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:44 | 2763077 TruthInSunshine
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Phil & the Mrs. should be suing the plastic surgeon that did the lip lift - a large cash settlement or jury award could help him in times like these...crazy fraudulent bastard.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 00:22 | 2763322 Vlad Tepid
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I never saw a worse impression of Angelina Jolie.  The description of her grinding in front of the cubicles of debt-slaves to rap music made me puke a little in my mouth.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 03:38 | 2763578 StychoKiller
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Perhaps she smacked the steering wheel...

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:38 | 2762753 Stoploss
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Gawd damn, then add twelve hours an see what you get in the morning..

That's a nawyer if i ever saw one.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:43 | 2762546 Nihilarian
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More legal problems for Phil -- he let her out of the house without a muzzle.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:51 | 2762589 azzhatter
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I know Phil is an asshole but this guy seems to be in a death spiral. And marrying this bitch was a precisely brilliant move. The gift that keeps on giving

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:22 | 2762694 Turin Turambar
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Another Two Words - Dog Eared!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:33 | 2762929 Chuck Walla
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Man, if that's the one percent, keep the change.



Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:33 | 2762482 chump666
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Cannibalize thy system.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:33 | 2762483 Bunga Bunga
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So... 41 in 2010, and 48 in 2012?

Crystal Math?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:40 | 2762526 sgt_doom
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ROFL, dude!

Seriously, though, is Falcone still invested in Climate Exchange Plc ????

Are they still making bucks on that cap-and-trade, carbon permits shadow banking scam????

As Jacob Appelbaum says, if you want a small carbon footprint, make it a small carbon footprint.

As sgt_doom says, but don't found a $5 billion carbon trading fund like Al Gore (or better known as , e-gore).

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:49 | 2762583 Ineverslice
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New Meth.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:00 | 2762612 New_Meat
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don't cha' know

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:47 | 2762783 clymer
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Hey, I ain't gonna knock the chick for the booze and pills, it's how half the planet copes these days, but what the FUCK is there to cry about? You're a goddamn BBBBBBBILLIONAIRRE!

A 12K lawyer will get this thrown out.


Jeesh, ..some people


Tue, 09/04/2012 - 23:21 | 2763169 Pubcoceo
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Or Time Wave Zero

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:33 | 2762486 agent default
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Prescription medication my ass.  She's on meth.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:49 | 2762582 UP Forester
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She got her prescription from the methadone clinic....

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:52 | 2762801 nasa
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1 Xanax + 2 beers = 3 sheets to the wind

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 02:31 | 2763524 tenpanhandle
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then 4 lines of crank to rewind and do it all over again.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:33 | 2762490 kaiserhoff
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Wow, she aged in Obama years.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:44 | 2762551 LongSoupLine
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She didn't make that time warp...

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:23 | 2762895 Freddie
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LOL!  Hope and Change has been hard on her.    More friends of Islamic and the DNC.    Save me the red team, blue team shit folks.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 03:28 | 2763560 TheFourthStooge-ing
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FrFreddonymousie said:

LOL!  Hope and Change has been hard on her.    More friends of Islamic and the DNC.

...and then finished with:

Save me the red team, blue team shit folks.

Between your "Hope and Change" and "Islamic Citizenism", red team blue team is all you're about. Did television fry your brain, were you born this retarded, or was it the three years you spent in sixth grade huffing gasoline?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:34 | 2762492 fuu
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Tears? Really?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:40 | 2762527 margaris
Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:34 | 2762740 fuu
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"Aw the tears of unfathomable sadness"

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:34 | 2762493 Jstanley011
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Not to pile on, but that lip job didn't work out so well neither...

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:41 | 2762535 JenkinsLane
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Kick a gal when she's down...

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:27 | 2762716 Midas
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Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:40 | 2762761 WonderDawg
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Thank you, Rodney.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 23:38 | 2763231 Midas
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Guess I might as well watch the movie again...

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:42 | 2762539 Ahmeexnal
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umm.....nevermind, you'll figure it out when you grow up.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:03 | 2762627 New_Meat
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practice, practice, practice, ... eeer, oh nvm

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:52 | 2762579 margaris
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Take a close look, over the years she has reached near-michael-jackson ugliness:

She has been hanging out with Botox-Baron Fredric Brandth for too long:


Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:20 | 2762687 billsykes
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Why do they all do this?

It looks so terrible. Those nyc charity ball ladies, at 35 they are starting to look 43, and they add the fillers and botox, get their noses done, and on and on.

At one point I felt stoned, it was like I wasn't even talking to a real person but a fucked up hideous alien, like a scene out of naked lunch. 

These guys that are rich that are with them, you gotta think they must be some dirty, dirty bitches in the bedroom for these men to put up with these "things" doing this to themselves. 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:29 | 2762725 flacon
Wed, 09/05/2012 - 08:30 | 2763938 ZeroAvatar
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That was the Joker from Batman!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:28 | 2763053 TruthInSunshine
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billsykes just described


Jocelyn Wildenstein. bitchez

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:36 | 2762743 Blano
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Oh my God.....I take back what I said below.  This chick is a certified dog.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:42 | 2762950 SoCalBusted
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With lips like those I hope Phil is seeing the top of her head quite often.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:37 | 2762494 FEDbuster
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What a difference a few less billion can make?  In my best Cosmo Cramer, "Humana, humana!!"

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:34 | 2762495 Shizzmoney
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One word: Overbotoxed

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:34 | 2762497 Jayda1850
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5 years of her life just vaporized.


Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:45 | 2762557 Hype Alert
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She got corzined.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:35 | 2762498 SafelyGraze
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leave Lisa alone!!!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:35 | 2762499 Confused
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Everything is exponential now.......

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:35 | 2762500 PapaKosmon
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I think she's still quite cute; even at 43 (or... 48).

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:42 | 2762766 WonderDawg
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I wouldn't bang her on a dare.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 00:57 | 2763387 knukles
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How about on her back or doggie style?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:37 | 2762507 oldfruit1
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tyler this is hilarious, motherf8ckers want to not only make up numbers on the accounts but for their age too :)

also, it shows the miracle of modern make up as she looks fine in the first pic but looks DOG ROUGH in the second, are you able to set a voting system up on who WOULD (go there) with the 'woman' in the 2nd photo?


Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:39 | 2762519 oldfruit1
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i bet most of the readers of ZH still would !


Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:36 | 2762939 buckethead
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Even if they won't admit it. Let's face it: Desperate women get down seriously. 


Q: Was she too wasted to offer a bribe? Was the Public Servant who arrested this citizen to virtuous to acquiesce?

Okay... that was two questions.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 08:38 | 2763971 ZeroAvatar
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Tap THAT?  Not in this lifetime.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:47 | 2762568 LongSoupLine
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By the way, you can say "motherfuckers" here...

besides, do you really think the "8" makes it civilized?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:58 | 2762608 oldfruit1
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thanks dude, 8 is a habit i use when writing expetives to get through company email screen .. otherwise the MOTHERFUCKING email never gets to the MOTHERFUCKING recipient hehe


Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:27 | 2762714 MsCreant
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I would not, but I am not a lesbian. If I were a lesbian, I still would not tho...

Folks, you shouldn't fuck something you wouldn't want to breed with. She will give you vapid, maybe retarded children.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:38 | 2762752 Blano
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That's what vasectomies are for.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:33 | 2763061 TheFourthStooge-ing
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MsCreant said:

She will give you vapid, maybe retarded children.

You're being far too kind. My money says she'd give you scaly children (but yes, vapid and retarded nonetheless).

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:44 | 2763088 RECISION
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No Maybe about it!

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 00:59 | 2763392 knukles
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That's what CraigsList is for.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 04:57 | 2763636 MisterMousePotato
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"You shouldn't fuck something you wouldn't want to breed with." Pithy, succint, and profound. (And probably very good advice, too.) Bon mot.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:05 | 2762630 WAMO556
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Who gives a shit. Tap that ass. And while she is spouting some BS, slap that ho, and tell her she needs to pay the rent. TONIGHT!!!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:37 | 2762508 I am Jobe
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with or without makeup. Ugly biatch

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:45 | 2762558 MayIMommaDogFac...
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Yeah, but the question is: would you hit it?

(pay attention)

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:05 | 2762632 GlomarHabu
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maybe with a nine iron

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:28 | 2762721 MsCreant
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I think someone already did...

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:10 | 2762847 TuesdayBen
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Someone else's nine iron

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 21:19 | 2762864 TuesdayBen
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Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:39 | 2762754 Blano
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My answer was yes 'til I saw margaris' photos above.  Now, no way in hell.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:38 | 2762512 b_thunder
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This math is no less accurate than the math in Harbinger's P&L

2+20 butchez!


Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:38 | 2762514 MagicHandPuppet
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Even in the earlier photo, she looks like a half-burnt manikin that was rescued from the fire a bit too late. 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:42 | 2762540 oldfruit1
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come on dude in the 1st phote she looks fine, no doubt, what are you smoking MHP?

perhaps from your name, hand puppet, i can take it you ENJOY your 'own company' to that of a female? heehehe


Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:43 | 2762550 MagicHandPuppet
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All I can say is that I've never kicked Rosey Palm and her five sisters out of bed!

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:39 | 2762757 JohnG
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They don't talk back or want to cuddle either, just let you pass out....

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:45 | 2762781 Burr's 2nd Shot
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You must be a southpaw. Miss Michigan is a better date.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:36 | 2762744 MsCreant
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MHP may be younger than an oldfruit1? In which case the hand may be quicker than the eye.

"The invisible hand of the market always moves faster and better than the heavy hand of government."

Mitt Romney

Was Mitt talking about hand jobs here?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:59 | 2762820 MagicHandPuppet
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ha ha.  Nice!  :)

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:41 | 2762524 Squid Vicious
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imagine what she looks like at 2:25 am....they should use her in a remake of Creature from the Black Lagoon

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 08:43 | 2764000 ZeroAvatar
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She's going to play a Hobbit in the next Lord of the Rings movie.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:41 | 2762525 Taint Boil
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I could use her face to make gorilla cookies ... but those lips look like they could suck a bowling ball through a garden hose.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:50 | 2762793 Race Car Driver
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Last time I saw a set of lips like those, they had a hook in 'em.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:41 | 2762533 Meesohaawnee
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shes good for a 10 handle on the ES. ....bullish

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:41 | 2762536 El
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She doesn't look like a happy drunk.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:41 | 2762537 robertocarlos
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I don't see the diffference.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 20:02 | 2762623 kaiserhoff
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Uh, bartender.  I'll have whatever the gentleman who just passed out was drinking.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:43 | 2762545 sgt_doom
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I think it's the same type of math John Paulson and Alan Greenspan used, when Greenspan --- architect of the housing bubble over at the Federal Reserve, left that chairman job to work for Paulson's hedge fund --- and Paulson confers with Goldman Sachs to design a sure-to-fail mortgage CDO, then buys oodles and oodles of naked swaps against it, shelling out $1.4 million per naked CDS for a payout per of $100 million, totalling over $1 billion.

Great math for fraudsters......

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:43 | 2762548 Temporalist
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Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:44 | 2762554 hannah
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funny how people can be worth a billion dollars and be unhappy...!?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 19:46 | 2762562 Seasmoke
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i cannot tell a lie here at ZH.......i really like that

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