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Schrodinger Lisa Falcone... Or Why BusinessWeek May Want To Hire Better Fact Checkers
While we have long realized that under the 'New Normal' reality is widely in the eye of the beholder, especially if that beholder is an employee of some central planning authority, where good is good, bad is better, where "if things are serious, than you have to lie", and the result is that every 'fact' is both a wave and a particle at the same time regardless if observed with the wave-particle duality never collapsing (thus making a mockery of Schordinger's principles) little did we know that it also refers to the physical age of former 'prenup free' wives of one time hedge fund moguls, and now merely drugged, drunk drivers of (appropriately enough) GPS-impaired vehicles, which it appears can have a variance of 7 years in the span of 2 years... Read on.
Then:
From Business Week, September 16, 2010
Lisa Falcone is sitting at the head of a conference table, rapping to music by Swizz Beatz and waving her tanned arms above her head. She's meeting with the two employees of her fledgling company, Everest Entertainment. Just outside the room, her husband, Philip Falcone, is running his $9 billion hedge fund, Harbinger Capital, but that doesn't hold her back. She produced the song and sings along as it blasts from iPod speakers on the table: "Come on bitches, get your hands in the air, ugly bitches too, we don't care!"
Harbinger analysts walking by barely look up at Lisa, 41, who is striking in a low-cut leather dress and a huge diamond cross pendant. They know she's the boss's wife. Harbinger's young, blond British receptionist brings a tray with a mug of green tea for Lisa, who likes to point out that the space is as much hers as her husband's. "This is our office," she says. "Eighteen years and no prenup means family office."
...
Falcone is philosophical about the world she now inhabits. "I've taught my daughters to stop and smell the roses," she says. She glances around her living room. "This is all borrowed stuff," she says. "God kind of loans it to us, and somebody takes it afterward. Am I going to go to Heaven sitting on this couch?" she asks. "Do I take my house with me? No."... "I have a very good ear," she says. "But God gave me something that I'm better at than anyone else. And that's being me."
And Now:
From the Long Island Press, September 4, 2012... less than 2 years later.
At 2:25 p.m., 48-year-old Lisa Marie Falcone of Manhattan crashed her vehicle at the corner of Montauk Highway and Hayground Road in Bridgehampton, police said.
She was found to be to be under the influence of alcohol and prescription medication, police said.
Falcone was charged with driving while ability impaired by the combined influence of alcohol and drugs.
So... 41 in 2010, and 48 in 2012?
Or does the New Normal math also includes converting human years into dog years?
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Well on the bright side she didn't look too bad for 46, but those past 2 years have really taken their toll.
jeeze, i thought NASA just made first contact with aliens. scary cover picture.
Was there any damage to the car?
Yes, her Karma was totaled.
Call it two dog years.
I think I am hearing (reading) a "dog whistle".... THIS IS LAME!!!
"While we have long realized that under the 'New Normal' reality is widely in the eye of the beholder, especially if that beholder is an employee of some central planning authority, where good is good, bad is better, where "if things are serious, than you have to lie", and the result is that every 'fact' is both a wave and a particle at the same time regardless if observed with the wave-particle duality never collapsing (thus making a mockery of Schordinger's principles) little did we know that it also refers to the physical age of former 'prenup free' wives of one time hedge fund moguls, and now merely drugged, drunk drivers of (appropriately enough) GPS-impaired vehicles, which it appears can have a variance of 7 years in the span of 2 years... Read on. "
1 sentence.....really??
1 sentence... and the beauty of it is that it is not even finished...as if it can go on forever...
Yeah. I had to read it twice, too.
Goddamn, it doesn't matter how much money they have or how much plastic surgery or how many servants, they all look like crack hos in their mugshots. It's just one of the eternal truths of the universe.
http://www.newyorksocialdiary.com/node/1862910
Last week, a former employee (for two months), William Gamble took her to court, claiming that she harassed him, hit him, made homophobic comments (he’s gay) and made him work in a room which once housed the family’s pet pig, Wilbur. "The pig really had a lovely life," according to Gamble, with “two people assigned to him at all times."
Mr. Gamble also claimed that when they were in St. Barth’s on holiday, Mrs. Falcone once put her hand in his pants. Or rather grabbed him. There. When he balked she allegedly slugged him.
"She touched me,” Gamble was quoted as saying, “and I drew back and away from her,” adding that she then said he needed a "good f***" to turn him straight." She also allegedly suggested that he don a skimpier swimsuit and mused that strangers might think he was her boytoy.
Yup. If true I have Zero sympathy, Zero tolerance, and hey lady, get off the fucking road.
I wonder if those tears of hers in the pic are real or fake?
"Please Mr. Occifer, please, my husband will be so angry, pleeeeazuh!"
Another year or so and the tables will be completely turned, she'll be offering the officer a BJ to get out of her own shit.
Lifes funny that way, from having her employees fawn over a pig in its own private room, to having to employ herself in fondling a pig to stay out of a private room...lol.
Karma loves da bitchez ;-)
Mr. Gamble sounds like a drama queen.
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Yep, a real Santorum.
That aint Lisa. Thats the bitch that lives in the hotel in Breaking Bad. Meth all the way.
I know people like this, if I ever wana go on a big bender I stumble over to their trailer and I know they'll be there. Ummm one question, who gave them 9 billion to manage?
Ha ha! My wife is smoking HOT at 41 and doesn't even spray tan, let alone paying someone to take a hatchet to her face!
Gotcha beat. My wife is smoking hot at 49. No gym or exercise or diet or vitamins or spa or anything. If you were walking down the street behind her, you would think she was a pretty nice looking lady in her early twenties. From the front, the face gives it away, but she still looks 30ish, maybe. She has some kind of weird Christie Brinckly (sp?) genetic makeup, I guess.
Those miracle reverse transitions happened to me often until I stopped the Jack Daniels... My only prenup back then was a fake name, a good rubber and 400 horses waiting for me in the parking (barking?) lot... Hasta, ass-breath!
1% to SNAP in 10 whatever years.......POOF it's gone
come on bitches get your hands in the air, ugly bitches too, we don't care
Well if the pictures are any indication those were some damn hard dog years.
I think it's the tilt of her head that makes all the difference.
"This is all borrowed stuff" ... she got that right working in the Hedge Fund Industry
Co-mingled. Now we say "Corzined."
god (and chuck norris?) did a number on that face
no her's eyes are all pinned out, she's working a little jones maintenance with the OC's, maybe some valiums or xanax... botox ?
oxycontin's a helluva drug.
http://www.veteranstoday.com/2012/09/02/breaking-afghanistan-americas-to...
Guys. Its all about makeup. In the first photo, she's wearing her makeup. Second photo, no makeup, hair messed, looks like she has been crying...what do you expect? Get her to a stylist and she can look just like picture #1 in a half hour.
This reminds me of one of those Huffpo photoshop fails I wasted my time on back when I still used to read that rag.
This is all very interesting, but.............................now that silver is screaming, I want to hear from those cute little animated bears talking about how the JP morgue is about to implode, what a dips*&t "The Bernank" is, and how the second bear asking all of the questions is a dork because he pays attentiopn to the spot silver price and doesn't hold the physical. You know....
Part 1- JP Morgan Silver Manipulation Explainedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl47z2g2EvI
I want my next installment. I have waited a long time.
Junior year in high school was the best 4 years of her life.
Wall Street, the coming doom of the 'Parasite Class'.
Parasite (Definition):
1. An organism that lives on or in an organism of another species, known as the host, from the body of which it obtains nutriment.
2. A person who receives support, advantage, or the like, from another or others without giving any useful or proper return, as one who lives on the hospitality of others.
3. (in ancient Greece) a person who received free meals in return for amusing or impudent conversation, flattering remarks, etc.
We can expect more of this from Wall Street…lots more…because when the music stops, the lights come on and the party ends, when there are no more distractions preventing you from looking at yourself, well, you look in the mirror, don’t you? As Wall Street gets repeatedly shaken by the uncovering of one corrupt company after another, and the easy life comes to an abrupt end, the bad morality fruit always falls first.
And from a company by the name of Harbinger (Synonym: Omen), I think it’s really quite apt.
ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PR_rzF8ofw
Yes sir.
Hear the music? There's the exit. Can you make it through?
Lisa Lisa gotta Full Force Cult Jam goin on!
The "pouting" lips, before and after... Bitchez
Too bad she won't read the comments section here. We have a great deal of contempt for these fools for a good reason. Sometimes you gotta hit rock bottom hard before you can pick your ass up and fly straight. I hope that some of the mocking and ridicule reach her ears in her little insulated world.
Tyler Durden: Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat. It's not a goddamn seminar. Stop trying to control everything and just let go! LET GO!
Or maybe she'll just end up like David Carradine. That would be fine too. I just want to see a picture two years from now...it will be like one of those age-progression-meth-addiction montages you see in police stations.
hillbilly heroin, high rise heroin, someone made money on the trade.
Who cares about her chronological age. Comparing the alleged 2010 to the 2012 picture she looks like she's been ridden hard and put up wet. Her lips look like she's had a long, circular object in her oral cavity so big, so often and so hard she can't close them straight anymore.
Yep, another used crack head with nothing but cracked orifices left begging for more.
What was the name of the blond secretary that will replace her?
I think I'm in luv. Would she a fancy a 20 something?
We can watch Sin Nombre together before initiating ourselves into the local MS13.
Days from now she will look like picture number 1. This is how it works. She will laugh at all of us. The smoking gun site has all these people. They always land on top.
Last call byatchezzz!
Looks like she is speed balling?
Oxycotine and Adderal?
They might want to speak with her physician(s)?
The second image of Lisa Marie.....well.......looks like she has been under the (my) Master Blaster Regime!!!!!!
She appears to be a fairhful servant of the regime.
That was a University trip for me but, Lisa Marie looks to have made a career of the Master Blaster Regime!!!!
She (Lisa Marie) says "can I have another blast?"
I say "Bitch??!!! Yoooouu know the Drill!!, hand me the lighter....now 'ho....and suck while I enjoy this stoke!!!!!... NOW!!!!.... I don't have all night!!!!!"
Those were the days!!!! Ah, the memories!
Phil choose poorly!
I hope she does something to get her soul back. The dog years haven't been kind to her.
4 years of Hope & Change will do that.
Four years of eighth grade didn't help you all that much either.
We have 12 steps for that. 24, in case yer on pills, too.
She knows where to go. Hope she gets there.
Like my lawyer used to say, "Dagnabbit, LC, I've found you really have to work at it to get a DUI."
She shoulda had a prenup... now the chances are, she will be invited to go scuba diving as soon as she gets out... and that will not end well... even tho those lips DO look like they could float a boat...
Think of all the vulgar acts she preformed in order to get the hedge-fund man to marry her. No wonder she is trying to kill off the memories of the disgusting sexploits she performs all the while that she knows in the back of her mind she is nothing more than a whore.
Truth!
Better not to kick someone when they are down; its not right.
Then why are we all piling on poor old Corzine. Get it straight, pal. She's just as much of a parasite as the bankers and central planner in DC. You heard her: " This is a family office." She doesn't even have the excuse of ignorance that Marie Antionette had. And Marie probably had a damn sight better touch of class.
I think it's 43. Wow what a wreck.
OH!
She diffinitely knows the drill!
I think she was in the back room at the party week end bfore last?
It was kinda dark!
We got our monies worth though!
Not just make up, but Photoshop.
"The physical age of former pre-nup wives". Always referred to as a biological age by persons who are literate in English.
After seeing that face I can almost appreciate my 3 ex-wives.
Looks like she is ready to go to work at the SEC.
"blond British receptionist brings a tray with a mug of green tea for Lisa, who likes to point out that the space is as much hers as her husband's"
Oh I can smell the stench of pretense through the computer screen. Servants standing on her whim.
I'll tell you this. I don't care how good a BJ she gives with those DSL's, what the hell is she doing in her husbands office running a wanna be record label.
Nothing ever good comes out of... Having your wife in your office.
If I were his LPs, I'd be pissed.
This happened at 2:25 p.m.? Maybe I'm a hayseed, but where I live, most folks don't start smashing into things until about 12 hours later, give or take. (When I kick them out the bar.)
2/10 WNB (would not bang)
Who built that?
Lip fattening looks horrible in reality without some added paint... but even then it looks horrible like someone punched them in the mouth
People like this give the Island a bad name
Did she play the part of Gollum in "Lord Of The Rings"?
Clearly its the doctors fault because the 99% know meth and alcohol don't mix.
Hank Paulson will bail her drunk bitch-ass out, and the rest of you poor fucks can see 1% justice bought and sold.
If the regular guy gets a DUI its no license and a fine - she will get a press conference.
"if things are serious, than you have to lie",
It's "then," not "than." When did every writer on the interwebs suddenly lose the ability to know the difference between "then" and "than"? I've seen five instances of this in the past two days.