SEC Opens Investigation Into MF Global Insider Trading, Ignores Glaring Evidence Of Client Capital Commingling

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After reading the following just released announcement from Bloomberg stating that "the U.S. SEC is reviewing trades in MF Global Holdings Ltd. convertible bonds to determine whether some investors sold the debt based on confidential information before the firm’s demise, two people with direct knowledge of the matter told Bloomberg’s Joshua Gallu and Shannon D.Harrington" we are quite stunned: how on earth will the SEC, which is the official depository of the dumbest and most corrupt people on earth, go about doing this? And what about what is an already confirmed act of gross fiduciary duty breach in the form of commingling client accounts: is that one too complicated for the SEC, so it has to proceed with this ridiculous diversion and pretend it is doing something when the biggest criminal is right there starting everyone, especially those from New Jersey, in the face?

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Thu, 11/03/2011 - 15:58 | 1842881 scatterbrains
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Eat your gruel bitches and learn to like it... here's a recipe for you:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCVaO263PNQ&list=LL79w6RRRDhwgNa25K2OweIQ...

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:05 | 1842907 Ferrari
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The SEC is such an expensive fig leaf or Potemkin Village to maintain. Can't they just declare, "Regulation & law is bad," shut it down, and thus cut a little unneccessary public spending? Wisdom teeth, the ependix, hell, probably even mosquitos serve some sort of purpose on this planet. The SEC: not so much.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:06 | 1842913 mikla
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ignore

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:13 | 1842930 nope-1004
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"SEC"?  Who are they?  Never heard of them.

 

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:35 | 1843035 Pladizow
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SEC Investigative Summary: It was an accounting error!

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 18:05 | 1843342 Translational Lift
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Looks like the outcome has already been bought and paid for......Jon Corzine walks and gets a golden parachute to boot.  Great f-n country Huh!!??  After all we can't have a former Goldman CEO, US Senator, Gov of NJ etc, etc rooming with Bubba.....

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 18:37 | 1843433 decon
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They should be looking at JEF also.  Check out the spike in selling the 2nd week of April.  Think somebody knew something?

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:38 | 1843050 Quantitative_Ap...
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S.urely

E.veryone

C.heats

 

I'm sure you've heard of them before although probably under one of their aliases -

 

JP Morgan, Goldman Sachs, MF Global....????

 

 

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 19:05 | 1843503 The Big Ching-aso
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SEC:   Stealing Encouragement Commission

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:19 | 1842964 Nascent_Variable
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End the regulators in their entirely, expand the Justice Department, fire every single person managing the Justice Department, starting with Holder, appoint headhunters in their place, and create a new division where funding and employee compensation is scaled based on successful criminal prosecutions of white collar offenders.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 18:09 | 1843355 grekko
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Headhunters?  Like from Borneo?  If so, it is a smashing idea whose time has come!!!

Bravo! (from one simian to another)

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:51 | 1843132 ToNYC
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It is very difficult to awaken someone who is only pretending to be asleep.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 17:01 | 1843171 Trying to Understand
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http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Regulator-gave-10k-to-NJ-Dems-apf-39305997...

"The regulator overseeing the investigation of Jon Corzine's collapsed securities firm, MF Global, gave $10,000 to the New Jersey Democratic Party in 2005 as Corzine ran for governor of that state.

Gary Gensler, chairman of the Commodity Futures Trading Commission, and Corzine had worked together for 18 years at Goldman Sachs Group Inc. and later collaborated to pass a law to combat corporate fraud.

Election records show Gensler gave the money in August 2005. Corzine, a Democrat, was elected governor later that year.

MF Global filed for bankruptcy protection on Monday. Gensler and other regulators are trying to find out what happened to hundreds of millions in clients' money that went missing last week.

Gensler's long history with Corzine poses an apparent conflict of interest that could taint the probe's findings, experts say.

"The appearance of a conflict is there, there's no question," said Jay Lorsch, a professor at Harvard Business School. "It might be wise for Mr. Gensler to recuse himself from this particular investigation.""

 

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 18:32 | 1843421 Alea Iactaest
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un.fucking.real

 

Wonderland is not nearly as wonderful as I had hoped. C'mon, Alice, where'd you put that damn potion?

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 18:33 | 1843423 PulauHantu29
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What are friends for?

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 18:27 | 1843402 hidingfromhelis
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Shut the SEC down?  What about all the internet porn providers that depend on the SEC employees' patronage?  Businesses would go under.  Families would suffer.  Save the SEC...it's for the children!  /.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:12 | 1842928 jdelano
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SERIOUSLY WTF IS HAPPENING?!  No joke I feel like I stumbled across some unseen threshold into an alternate universe about two months back.   

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:14 | 1842936 hambone
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Sounds like you've just awaken to reality!?!  Welcome but to be honest, it kinda sucks here.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:33 | 1843030 centerline
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+1 for the good company though.

It sucks now and will probably really suck soon enough.

But, there is life outside of this stupid banker paradigm.  It won't look like the life we had before.  But, many of us are so fucking done with the rat race and the lies that we will give about anything a whirl... and because we would be working with "real" purpose, it will actually mean something.  Meanwhile, shit sandwiches for everyone.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:37 | 1843046 AvoidingTaxation
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He is a new reader of Zerohedge... But hey... at least he is awakening.

Welcome to reality, where $ocialism is right, spending more will get you out of your debts, etc etc

Fascism is winning, and the West is sold for peanuts.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 18:35 | 1843429 Alea Iactaest
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New reader, huh? I've been here for 3+ years (registered for 2) and I feel exactly the same way.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 19:21 | 1843535 TwelfthVulture
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The K-Hole just keeps getting deeper, and deeper, and ....

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 22:00 | 1843749 jdelano
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Yeah no--not a new reader. What I meant was in august the last vestiges of reality evaporated from the media and the market and even highly cynical friends of mine are starting to turn, telling me I should just give in and go with it, central bankers too powerful to resist. It's like the while country has become a cult. Absolutely everyone but zerohedge drinking the kool aid...

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:24 | 1842985 J 457
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Most people I talk with, from many different walks of life, have absolutely no clue to current financial affairs.  They seem more interested in texting, tweeting, and playing FaceBook (intended distractions?) than understanding what 15 trillion in debt and 1.5 trillion annual budget deficit, and 600 billion annual trade gap will do to the USA.  This apathy makes it much easier for the powers that be to decide for all of us "what is best" without much input or resistance.  

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 23:57 | 1843954 monoloco
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Fuck all that boring stuff. Did you hear about Kim Kardashian's divorce?

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:24 | 1842989 eatthebanksters
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TPTB have to find a way to deflect the real shit from Barry O's buddy, Mr. Corzine.  God forbid that he is guilty of anything!

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:40 | 1843068 Hansel
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From the Gothamist:  "Obama may have raised as much as $75 million in the second quarter of 2011 thanks to Corzine, who in April hosted a reelection fundraiser in his Fifth Avenue apartment that sold out two weeks in advance and raised $2 million. Corzine also "aggressively worked the phone lines and the cocktail party circuit" because it could earn him a cherry job with Obama after the election. Treasury Secretary Geithner is said to be announcing his departure before the election, and Corzine would fill the role of Wall Street protector and "reformer" nicely."

Here's the link to the google image search for corzine+obama:

https://www.google.com/search?q=corzine+obama&hl=en&safe=off&prmd=imvnsu...

There will be a cover-up.  Will they get away with it?

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 19:19 | 1843534 TwelfthVulture
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Who besides we three, here at ZH, will even notice?

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:28 | 1843013 Bring the Gold
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Two months?! Glad to hear you recovered from your coma which clearly began in Setember 10th, 2001 or before.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 17:51 | 1843029 Eally Ucked
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Yesterday on CNN from 10 pm to 11pm I watched for 20 min case about sexsual harasment by Mr Cain, then for 15 min about some asshole judge from Texas beating his disabled daughter, then next 15 min about some rogue Amish guy shaving beards of other Amish guys, which is really great insult (I did not know about that). The rest was just commercials about Cialis and it's life rendering properties.

What the fuck you want? They investigate those beard shavings, some women got shaved too but I don't remember where they got shaved, and our justice dept or media don't have time for your stupid problems, which you may think are important, but they really are not so urgent. 

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 18:29 | 1843409 GolfHatesMe
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You will need to find a soft spot on your wall.  Knowing what is actually going on can be pretty frustrating.  Best collection of ridiculously fast knowledge I have ever seen, and deep, deep insight. 

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 19:07 | 1843512 The Big Ching-aso
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Don't worry.     I think this all end's well.    I'm feeling it deep in my colon.   You know, gut instinct.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 15:58 | 1842882 Tsar Pointless
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What can I say?

Porn is a helluva distraction.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:00 | 1842884 Iriestx
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It would be nice if these guys were a little more proactive and a little less reactive.   You know, turn off the tranny porn and prevent the wholesale theft of billions of dollars by enforcing the law, instead of fining the theives a few million dollars when after they've already stolen the billions.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 15:59 | 1842888 PicassoInActions
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Pornosec works for G-Pap

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:00 | 1842890 Big Corked Boots
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Street justice, bitchez.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:00 | 1842892 Comay Mierda
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dont worry they'll get to it when they finish the HFT investigations

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 18:38 | 1843435 Alea Iactaest
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So dark pools and front-running will have to wait also?

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:01 | 1842893 Segestan
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Hey you have to know your priorities.

1. NAACP

2. AIPAC

3. ........ ?

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:00 | 1842894 redpill
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Well if they are guilty of insider trading, they sure sucked at it.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 17:52 | 1843315 BoNeSxxx
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Best laugh of the day RP.  +1,000

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 19:11 | 1843519 nmewn
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lol...its grounds for a bailout!!!

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:01 | 1842896 Rip van Wrinkle
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Either: -

(a) Corzine never know nuffink and will be the new Treasury Secretary in Obama's second term, or

(b) Corzine will be 'suicided'

There is no possible way Corzine will see the inside of a court room, let alone a state prison. He knows too much, He knows where the bodies are buried. He's up to his neck in the stench of political corruption.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:09 | 1842921 lolmao500
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He knows too much... indeed. The guy ran GS after all.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:11 | 1842927 OutLookingIn
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Yes -  -

 

An unfortunate accident. Or heart attack. Or falling out an open window. Or...

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:18 | 1842955 earleflorida
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brain hemorrhage 

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:38 | 1843053 Joe Davola
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And that I do not forgive.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:39 | 1843058 Messianic
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"Just like the DARPA Chief, Donald Anderson! And president of Armstech, Kenneth Baker!  It looked like a heart attack..."

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:03 | 1842897 Forgiven
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When the SEC saw 'commingling' they got hard and lost their train of thought.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:02 | 1842899 lolmao500
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OT : Max Keiser ripping a new one to Greece politician :

Max Keiser: 'Greece run by financial terrorists'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko_v4YMni90

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:15 | 1842940 Fascist Dictator
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Max is a socialist, why is he yelling at another of his kind?

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:03 | 1842902 JLee2027
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The Genz has it covered.

Until they need to define the word "swap" that is.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:04 | 1842903 Stoploss
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  ==================== FUCK THE SEC====================

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:08 | 1842919 OutLookingIn
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The SEC;

USELESS AS TITS ON A BOARD!

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:26 | 1843006 eatthebanksters
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BOAR as in mae hog...male have no use for tits...the saying is "useless as tits on a boar".

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:38 | 1843054 Bring the Gold
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Perhaps they meant as useless as tits on the ZH board.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 19:37 | 1843561 OutLookingIn
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Nope.

On a board is it. At least with a boar you can shoot it and have bacon!

With the SEC all you get is copious amounts of boarshit!

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:26 | 1843004 upWising
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Better what we said in Catholic School:

"useless as the testicles on Fr. O"Malley."   

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:06 | 1842910 Madcow
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SECs Criminals

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:06 | 1842911 Lady Heather...UNCLE
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...it was Waddel and Reed

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:19 | 1842966 Killer the Buzzard
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About the same... but the COMEX has them both beat in terms of corruption.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:37 | 1843052 upWising
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Fox.  No, FOXES.  Henhouse.  Blood Everywhere.  Feathers flying.  Screeching and Squawking.

The Foxes are "self-regulating" and resist any effort to curb their "animal spirits."  Chickens are counseled to fly away if necessary, and to exercise "due diligence."

SUpervision provided by highly-trained representatives of Sedentary Evidence Collection (SEC), Chickens Fly Through Chaos (CFTC), Federal Fowl Underwriting Commission (F-FUC), all of whom arrive three days late in cheap rented cars, put yellow tape around henhouse but don't go inside, take the weekend off for golf and "training" and then search the thin "rule book" fruitlessly seeking"governing authority" to intervene.  (By now the yellow tape has blown away).  

Blue Ribbon Commission rules three years later that "The Invisible Hand" was responsible.

Gotta love Magical Thinking.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:08 | 1842915 Seasmoke
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turn off the Redtube !!!!

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:09 | 1842920 max2205
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SHUT THE FUCKERS DOWN

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:42 | 1843079 upWising
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It's too late DOOD.  The FUCKERS shut themselves down, after the took the wallet out of everybody's pocket.

Can I have fries with that?

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:11 | 1842926 TooBearish
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what a sad sad state of affairs

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:13 | 1842929 Zola
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SEC=  Saving Exposed Cons 

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:12 | 1842931 KIPPY KAPPSLOCK
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A SEC is the crooks.  All your investigations are belong to us, you filthy cunts.  

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:14 | 1842935 sabra1
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  • Greece's Papandreou Strikes a Deal With Ministers to Step Down: Reuters (Story developing)
  • Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:20 | 1842967 catacl1sm
    Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:29 | 1843017 fyrebird
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    He'll resign if the opposition (who want his resignation) first vote to support him so he doesn't have to resign.

    Is it okay if I just allow my head to like totally explode now? k thx

    Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:14 | 1842937 catacl1sm
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    Green Shootz on the 'news'.

    Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:16 | 1842945 Raskolnikoff
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    well, they knew all about Madoff and did nothing about it so it's not surprising they do nothing about Corzine either. As soon as anyone talks about the market and banks needing more regulation I turn them off immediately. Rick Santelli said it best 'failure is the best kind of regulation there is...' We can get our capitalism back once we allow everyone to be able to fail again. That's the beauty of the American system, everyone gets the opportunity to fail. F**k debtors prison too, once we do away with the idea of debtors prison...people will be much more careful about who they loan their money to. So, countries like Greece, Argentina, Italy...and the USA, go! and sin no more! God Bless capitalism and failure!!!

    Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:16 | 1842946 Astute Investor
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    It's total obfuscation, but it sadly fails to register on most people's radar because they're focused on the real issues of the day like the crash of team Humpdashian.

    Thu, 11/03/2011 - 19:14 | 1843527 TwelfthVulture
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    Speaks volumes regarding American mores and values (or clearly lack thereof).  Speaking even louder, after a "story book wedding" which lasted all of 70 days, the media still parades the bitch around and not a single "journalist" has the courage to call her by her true name: Whore.

    Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:19 | 1842947 Deadpool
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    SEC = Shant Even Consider, CFTC = Can't Fucking Track Crime, CME = Can't Make Enemies, COMEX = Can't Open Mouth Except to Xhale, Federal Reserve = Not Federal and No Reserves. 

    Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:42 | 1843076 Steaming_Wookie_Doo
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    Now THAT was the real Econ 101 class. Everything you ever wanted to know (but were afraid to ask for fear of vomiting in your mouth)

    Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:17 | 1842949 catacl1sm
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    It's all OK now. MF isn't missing any money after all. It was just a big misunderstanding. OOOPs!

     

    http://www.cnbc.com/id/45153690

     

    Thu, 11/03/2011 - 18:41 | 1843446 Alea Iactaest
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    Let's wait to hear from some of the account holders, no?

    Thu, 11/03/2011 - 19:10 | 1843518 TwelfthVulture
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    Their accounts have been frozen.  They won't get answers until the media storm dies down.

    Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:18 | 1842959 Dr. Engali
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    This shit will continue until people take up arms.

    Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:19 | 1842962 MrBoompi
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    Aren't they all doing this?  They won't prosecute MF Global if Goldman and JP Morgan are engaged in the same "business" will they?

     

     

     

     

    Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:23 | 1842981 Double down
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    It is as important to be seen looking as it is not to find.

    Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:26 | 1843000 fyrebird
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    What?!? Someone just ran over a cross-walk full of orphans in a stolen SUV packed full of cocaine and $10M worth counterfeit Reserve notes? Cite that guy for running a stop light! See, we care about the law.

    Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:30 | 1843020 jcaz
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    ROFLMAO!   You can see this one coming-  the ONLY person that will go to jail on this one is the back office clerk that bought 4 puts on MF when she heard that Corzine had lost his mind......

    Thu, 11/03/2011 - 18:04 | 1843349 fyrebird
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    She'll have to wear the orange jumpsuit and manacles, will be paraded around on courthouse grounds for 30 minutes before every hearing so the press can get lots and lots of closeups, and then they'll allow live coverage of proceedings. The "MF Global Fraud" trial will go on for 6 months before they quietly let her off with a $250 fine and 10 days of community service.

    Who says there is no justice in Amerika?

    Thu, 11/03/2011 - 19:09 | 1843515 TwelfthVulture
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    She's the back office clerk.  She'll get 7-10 years, disgorgement, and a fine equivalent to her net worth.  Corzine may end up with the Congressional Medal of Honor.

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