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Fri, 09/23/2011 - 01:50 | 1700077 Things that go bump
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Why do you think they call him Chicken Little?

Fri, 09/23/2011 - 02:36 | 1700142 slewie the pi-rat
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why doya think they call her rosiescenario?

Fri, 09/23/2011 - 03:26 | 1700177 TheMerryPrankster
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Because she comes when you call her name?

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 22:27 | 1699735 rosiescenario
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Well, at least you have to give Brownell's management credit for figuring out the right audience for their ads....but where are Midway, Natchez, Cabella's and Cheaper than Dirt?Must be out of touch with reality.


Tyler...get your ad sales person on those other names immediately....just say that Brownell's is a customer....


,,,and on a final note to all the silver bugs, my ammo stash performed better today than gold or silver....

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 21:40 | 1699605 BoNeSxxx
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"First they ignore you, blah, blah, blah, then they attack you..."

"Methinks thou doth protest too much..."

Etc., etc., etc.,.

Keep it up Tyler(s)

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 22:36 | 1699749 max2205
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DICK bove.......whaaaaaaaat!!

Fri, 09/23/2011 - 00:17 | 1699952 Frog-And-Toad
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Thank you for posting that clip. It brought a huge smile to my face!


Tyler stated it best:


"Zero Hedge is not about personalities, goatees or glasses - it is about ideas, facts and opinions. People come to Zero Hedge not because of my chiseled washboard abs, but because they appreciate my insight into things financial and economic. My personality is not relevant when discussing critical concepts. Who knows - maybe I do not care for being recognized while having dinner at Campagnola."

Fri, 09/23/2011 - 03:04 | 1700164 slewie the pi-rat
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the zero hedge manifesto

from tomreagan's link (wld you believe no caps?  L0L!!!):

our mission:

  • to widen the scope of financial, economic and political information available to the professional investing public.
  • to skeptically examine and, where necessary, attack the flaccid institution that financial journalism has become.
  • to liberate oppressed knowledge.
  • to provide analysis uninhibited by political constraint.
  • to facilitate information's unending quest for freedom.

our method: pseudonymous speech...

anonymity is a shield from the tyranny of the majority. it thus exemplifies the purpose behind the bill of rights, and of the first amendment in particular: to protect unpopular individuals from retaliation-- and their ideas from suppression-- at the hand of an intolerant society.

   ...responsibly used.

the right to remain anonymous may be abused when it shields fraudulent conduct. but political speech by its nature will sometimes have unpalatable consequences, and, in general, our society accords greater weight to the value of free speech than to the dangers of its misuse.

- mcintyre v. ohio elections commission 514 u.s. 334 (1995) justice stevens writing for the majority

though often maligned (typically by those frustrated by an inability to engage in ad hominem attacks) anonymous speech has a long and storied history in the united states. used by the likes of mark twain (aka samuel langhorne clemens) to criticize common ignorance, and perhaps most famously by alexander hamilton, james madison and john jay (aka publius) to write the federalist papers, we think ourselves in good company in using one or another nom de plume. particularly in light of an emerging trend against vocalizing public dissent in the united states, we believe in the critical importance of anonymity and its role in dissident speech. like the economist magazine, we also believe that keeping authorship anonymous moves the focus of discussion to the content of speech and away from the speaker- as it should be. we believe not only that you should be comfortable with anonymous speech in such an environment, but that you should be suspicious of any speech that isn't.  (end paste)

read that last phrase again, and help me "suspect" the adbots and perpetually self-adveriZing shitforbrained trolls!   please junk them like you're NATO fighter jets killing, er..., protecting innocent civilians in libya! 

and thxz, tomreagan, whoever you are!  L0L!!!

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 21:06 | 1699500 Edward Fiatski
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Top is in. Enjoy Monday's open. LOL


Thu, 09/22/2011 - 21:31 | 1699574 wang (not verified)
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you seem to have some special time warp dynamic on your side so if it's not breaking any laws here or on Alpha Centauri, perhaps you would be kind enough to share with your fellow ZHer the specifics of the closing numbers on Friday.

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 21:52 | 1699645 Edward Fiatski
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If you were my fellow ZHer, you would know the closing imbalanced on the buy side, which are a certainty today. I bet you will be one of the 90% of entities, who BTFB, a decision devoid of any reality.

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 22:09 | 1699677 wang (not verified)
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the real question is; what day is today?

six to one eddy...  go for it


(Sincere apologies if you are in Japan)

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 22:29 | 1699739 tekhneek
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Prettty sure the market crashed several times in August without alot of help from the fed.

"BTFD" is a very, very good strategy... better than "BTFB" (buying the fucking bubble.) All that matters is what you're buying.

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 21:06 | 1699505 CrockettAlmanac.com
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The GOP debate is starting, do we get a thread?



Ron Paul Explorer: The All Paul Search Engine

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 21:20 | 1699544 Yen Cross
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http://www.foxnews.com/  right corner of the page. You may already have another link.

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 21:22 | 1699551 caerus
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ron paul just got a 10th amendment question...right in his wheelhouse...audience seems pretty enthusiastic about his answer

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 21:28 | 1699569 CrockettAlmanac.com
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His concise answer was too short -- Wallace had to tell him he had more time to use. Ron is so used to getting shut out that he gets to the point real quick.

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 21:40 | 1699606 caerus
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agreed...at least he wasn't asked a "let's try and make this old guy look crazy" question

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 21:48 | 1699634 wisefool
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Wait till we get to foriegn policy. 

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 21:48 | 1699636 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Wait for it.

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 22:36 | 1699746 caerus
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is it me...or is this the fuckin perry vs romney show?  i'd like to see how much time they were given v the other candidates in this thing...

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 22:42 | 1699758 CrockettAlmanac.com
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It does seem like it's Itchy and Scratchy's show. But it was a pleasure watching Huntsman knock back Santorum over the Global War on Terror.

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 22:46 | 1699771 caerus
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"government destroys jobs, the market creates jobs"

- dr. paul

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 22:51 | 1699778 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Ron's comment on abortion was fantastic -- the problem isn't the law it's the character of the people. That's one of the few statements anybody has every made about that contentious subject with which I can agree 100%.

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 21:58 | 1699665 Cursive
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Where's Electron Paul?

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 23:28 | 1699869 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Vote for the winner of the debate here:


Current stats:

Mitt Romney 21.63% (2,063 votes)

Rick Perry 12.42% (1,184 votes)

Newt Gingrich 7.52% (717 votes)

Ron Paul 37.62% (3,587 votes)

Rick Santorum 1.75% (167 votes)

Gary Johnson 1.79% (171 votes)

Herman Cain 13.52% (1,289 votes)

Michele Bachmann 1.87% (178 votes)

Jon Huntsman 1.89% (180 votes)

Total Votes: 9,536

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 23:41 | 1699887 caerus
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thanks for the link

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 23:47 | 1699892 Cliff Claven Cheers
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So who is leading?

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 21:07 | 1699506 quasimodo
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Poor MS.......boo fucking hoo

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 22:49 | 1699775 Josh Randall
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Crying Towels monogramed with "JPM" will be arriving to the Morgue shortly. That and Credit Suisse is about as reliable as the weather in Texas, and as honest as Baghdad Bob evidently, they just made my list:


Thu, 09/22/2011 - 21:07 | 1699507 Nihilarian
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These are the rules for Liar's Poker. Game on!

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 21:07 | 1699508 bigwavedave
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Dont worry. Morgan Stanley won't need any extra capital what with their huge depositor base. That plus ZIRP, Flat as a Chinese whore yield curve and big average trading volumes will save this particular 'bank'

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 21:08 | 1699509 Dapper Dan
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It is true, this is "some blog"

Go getum Tyler!!

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 21:08 | 1699511 caerus
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damn those bloggers

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 21:39 | 1699599 gangland
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All your blogs are belong to us

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 22:15 | 1699711 SnobGobbler
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....i mean... enemy combatant.. i mean; ceo perspective.... ooh i give up....

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 21:13 | 1699514 Village Idiot
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Alliance Bernstein?  Let me tell you about Alliance Bernstein...crooks.  They paid like a slot machine when cornered with legal action, though.  Fuck you, Alliance Bernstein.  My deepest sympathy for their clients...if they still have any.

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 22:00 | 1699674 Cursive
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@Village Idiot

Where have you been?  FYI, refi in process for a 3% 5/1 ARM.

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 22:41 | 1699761 Village Idiot
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All is well my friend. Do you still have my contact info? Get in touch...

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 23:21 | 1699846 Cursive
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Good to hear!  I miss a lot of the oldtimers around here.  Just sent you an e-mail.

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 23:51 | 1699903 Cliff Claven Cheers
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Do you remember, Minasota Fats, Howard Beale, Project Mayhem, Cheeky Bastard.......

Fri, 09/23/2011 - 00:08 | 1699937 Cursive
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@Cliff Claven Cheers


Howard Beale, Project Mayhem, Cheeky Bastard...yes!  Although I never saw in Cheeky what others did.  I think I saw him post here last month.  I remember talk that he was terminally ill.  Howard Beale was here some months ago IIRC and I saw deadhead awhile back not to mention he was on Daneric's blog just last week.  I still see Cognative Dissonance and Jim in MN and Lizzy36 and MsCreant and Shameful and B9K9 and wisefool and Ben Bernanke (to name a few).  Phaesed even made an appearance a couple of weeks ago and he must be enjoying his beloved long bond trades right now....

Fri, 09/23/2011 - 01:12 | 1699976 Cliff Claven Cheers
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I forgot all about Dead Head. I still see Wise fool and Lizzy and MsCreant and B9K9 occasionally.  Last I remeber Pheased was ex milatary just getting into economics then he stopped posting.  

I forgot some usuals, Village Idiot, Hephastues, Escape Key, Anonnn, Hendrix, Chump666 etc. NMEWN is one of my favorites. Oh yeah and that cock blocker Buzzsaw99.

Edit: I also like Fuu and wise fool.  Those guys always crack me up.

Fri, 09/23/2011 - 03:36 | 1700186 TheMerryPrankster
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Romper room wants it's Magic Mirror back. I see all my friends had fun today. I see all my friends had fun at play.

There's Tyler, and the bernanke, and DoChen Roller Bearing, and Michael, and williamBanzai7 and Carlos the international Terrorist and Cramerica, and .. hey wait Carlos the international terrorist, isn't he in jail - oh wait that's just Timmy Geithner in his boxers with 3days stubble and a warm beer with cigarette butts floatin on top.

Time for bed Timmy....

Fri, 09/23/2011 - 04:01 | 1700195 Going Loco
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CDAD is good. Cracked me up with his horserace skit (Crocodile Algo leading Margin Call by a short head...) - best description of today's markets I ever read.

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 22:18 | 1699715 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Hey, got any of that salmon and stuffed mushrooms?

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 22:45 | 1699767 Village Idiot
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Taking me back to day one, lol.

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 21:10 | 1699515 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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[T]here you have it: just because everyone is aware the bank is doomed, means the bank is ok.

This must fall under the 'rational consumer' theory of Neo-Keynesian economics.

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 21:22 | 1699550 NumNutt
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Someone should tell MS that just because the people on the Titanic saw the iceburg before they hit it, that didn't stop them from sinking.

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 21:10 | 1699516 spiral_eyes
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You're nobody 'til they call you a terrorist.

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