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Sgt Obama's Lonely Unemployed Record Poverty Club Is Back In Session
Heeeeere's the teleprompter again. Because it was at least 24 hours since he was on TV again spewing gripping rhetoric and doing his hypnotrance: "you must pass this bill...you must pass this bill...you must pass this bill...you must pass this bill..." PS - shot for every time Obama says, "you must pass this bill" or a version thereof.
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You must pass this bill or I'll just do it anyway, bitchez.
Can someone pass the mustard?
Shot looks like standard Obama rally. Unemployed blacks and a smattering of rich, guilty whites handing out other people's change (you can believe in).
"Unemployed blacks"
Waitin' on their Obama money I'm betting. I wonder, does he hand it out in person after these little speeches of his?
Government can't create jobs (that produce) - the best they can do is to stop killing jobs.
The government says: "A job not killed is a job created". ... oh and they also say "Fuck the free market - we will centrally plan jobs from now on".
He sounds like the pied-piper. I mean seriously, what we don't need is simply "more jobs", we need PRODUCTION and price deflation caused by that production which makes everyone more well off.
Or stop the killing jobs.
Can someone explain how increasing taxes on job creators while lowering taxes for existing employees is going to create additional jobs?
It's magic. Quit pestering me kid. Pass this bill. We need action. The People need a win. We need jobs. Pass this bill.
You forgot "Win the future."
I'll put on my Keynesian thinking cap: "It will boost spending, thus stimulate the economy and create more demamd for the job creators who will hire more people. And all was well in the land of plenty. Eventually we won't even need jobs to live in our new utipia - the ocean will turn to lemonade."
You forgot the part about supporting wealthy people so they can keep consuming big ticket items like diamonds and mansions so that it boosts spending which drives prices even higher and make them even more wealthier. Of course, Obama only caters to that 1% of the population.
You just won't be able to drink it without a permit.
"Can someone explain how increasing taxes on job creators while lowering taxes for existing employees is going to create additional jobs?"
lol...easy, he's sort of a god.
Yeah, no. Blacks are getting fucked over more by this president than anyone's fucked them as a group since Andrew Johnson was in the White House.
Blacks are getting fucked? Because they are not getting enough special treatment from him? It seems like so many of the people that want "equality" really just want unequal and special treatment for people based on their color.
Don't confuse the terminally stupid with stuff like facts and logic.
No, because they were already at the back of the line when Reconstruction started, along with poor whites in the south. To keep the two groups at each others' throats the whites were at least given work. Freed slaves were supposed to get by on what? The "40 acres and a mule" was the original "They only got it because they're black" chant.
It's always been about class and as long as all the members of the working class can be kept fighting each other, Obama and his masters win.
"Hope and Change." I'm still hoping for a change.
I love mustard, got some big damn cans of it.
Now what's this POS got to say today......I'm already about hammered, more shots on the way. Should be out by 6.
Fat black woman behind him and to the viewer's right (and another to the left for good measure). CHECK!
Status que.
Enjoying some delicious Montrachet myself this fine September afternoon.
Grey Poupon ?
Some generic whole grain and dijon, about a gallon each, bought at a liquidation for 4 busk each, Bunch of other stuff for the stash too.
do not pass go
do not collect 200 $
[ 400 billion $ ]
Barakk on, Barakk off
who cares about the noise
shot every time, eh? i'm in!
BOB!
Drunk and corrupt is no way to go through life, son.
Then I choose drunk, sir!
you must suck the bankers schwantz
We hope you will enjoy the show
Darn it Tyler, You want us to die from alcohol poisoning? ..." PS - shot for every time Obama says, "you must pass this bill" I'll be drunk by his 3rd sentence.
P.S. As usual, looks like he is late again. I doubt he could hold a real job.
Anagram:
you must pass this bill = Bullshit's Opium Stays
All we needed was another `h` and we'd have had hopium instead!!!
Ah...man! Tyler...I have recently been in dry dock, and my liver is not trained up.
And again, I think every single time you put up a window for a President Zero address, you should place that Reagan speech [A time for choosing] right beneath it. Give us an alternative...as that speech can be listened to over and over again. Or mabye a Winston Churchill window? Or maybe just a streaming test pattern...or a window with Hot Tub Time Machine streaming in...or maybe....
Any minute now, President Zero is going to discover that being President means more than just giving repeated teleprompter address....holding my breath....
why doesn't he just fax this shit in? why make everyone stand around in the sun? nobody is watching him on t.v. with day time soaps on anyway. more tee time for the Reader in Chief.
its the Soupy Line Stimulus Sales Show, starring Soupy Line Stimulus Sales!!!!
Pass it pass it now, NOW NOW, in the face with a PIE.
with his pet monkey on the Lib Leash
Paul Krughole squatting on the NY Slimes.
Anyone got the Jimmy Carter 2.o Soupline Picture ....to replace the
Malaise Sweater turn down the thermostat, turn up the Poverty.
ah yes, Soupy Sales. Didn't he get fired from children's TV for a hand puppet skit with letters of the alphabet, one puppet repeatedly holding up the letter "F", and the other repeatedly saying "K" and the first puppet finally saying, "How come whenever I hold up "F" you see "K"?
for the Gang, on zero, best site; no bs;
the way to turn em out is with cynical humor.
enjoy: (the second is for tyler; No; it aint Angela Merkel Twisting to
Chubby checkers; "The Euro" (in the French version.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcb87xi8cVg&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cherobZX9cc&feature=related
Soup was King.
Tom who?
Is he doing this (constant televised speeches) to remove any doubt to how inept and utterly incompetent he is?
FULL RETARD!
<EDIT.> Does anyone actually believe this drivel?
yes, those whose wallets as opposed to orifices are on the receiving end, then again, their beliefs are beside the point, bought and paid for
Presidentin' is hard.
I come in from the shop and get on the computer instead of eating lunch and find Obama's going to speak again.
I should have just worked through lunch.
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop putting my head in the woodchipper..."
...Begins lining up shotglasses...
Another infomercial from the teleprompter. I hope he gives the 800 # so I can order my Ginsu knives.
Try these: https://www.yoshiblade.com/
He needs some fucking classes at that high school. Do they have a Capitalism Class?
This is like a high school assembly. I hated high school.
Oh, it is a high school assembly. Nevermind.
High school never ends - Bowling for Soup
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrxI_euTX4A&ob=av2n
Given that speech opening, he thinks that he's a rock star. Look for him to crowd surf.
A Wayne Coyne Bubble ride? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9u3ThevRI4
that's one, two
Shout out to all the tools out there in the sun....'cause yes we can...do it....something...not sure what.
Pass this bill........there's one.....oops....make that two.....
(cue megaphone)
Attention all planets of the Solar Federation.
Attention all planets of the Solar Federation.
Attention all planets of the Solar Federation.
We have assumed control.
We have assumed control.
We have assumed control...
Now I'm going to have to put that Rush song on the headphones for the ride home!
Another toy that helped destroy the elder race of man.
Forget out your silly whim, it doesn't fit the plan.
We are the priests of the Temple of Wall Street.
Our great HFT algo computers are held within these halls.
What could this strange device be?
When I press it, it puts forth a trillion.
Barry Sotero a total tool; the kind of guy in grade school you wanted to kick his ass because all he knows is how to promote himself. Can't listen to him without wanting to puke.
Yeah, but I went to school in the US, not Indonesia....too bad...
three...
Oh my God, not again. Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Every one of you can help make this happen. You can send a letter to every member of Congress saying, Kiss my ass!
If Obamaprompter was on the Jersey Shore his name would be The Conflagration.
four
"What on earth are we waiting for?"
For China to lend you the money you parasite.
L-O-S-E-R
hey! that's the same crowd from 3 years ago!
Yes it is. Their Senior Year was the best 3 years of their lives! Thank you DOE and Teachers Union!
Listening to the same rhetoric from the same serial liar.
CGI has really evolved. I'm not even sure Obama is needed anymore. A couple SGI units and the TOTUS is obsolete. At least knowing he is a cartoon character instead of just thinking he's one would add a little bit more reality to the BS...
OMG does it count when the crowd chants it? yeah i guess so...
Prepare for a trip to the ER to have your stomach pumped. That is, of course, you are able to keep the booze down after listening to Barorge H. Obushma.
Does it count if the crowd starts saying it...oh crap I give up!
where do they find the idiots behind him? egad.
Teacher's union?
DOJ midget tranny porn surfers. :cheers wildly:
Links please. No I mean really, links PLEASE! Since they outlawed dwarf tossing in FL bars I've been jonesing...
Is there a stock or ETF that allows me to go long strawmen? Advice appreciated.
The bill doesn't really solve nor achieve a lot of what he talks about-- it's really all (as ZH has mentioned) smokes and mirrors. All rhetoric to blind us all in the reality that our political process is broken.
http://i.imgur.com/tyShx.jpg
The only job this bill is designed to save is his own.
It might be designed to save his job, but I don't think it's going to work.
Obama is incapable of making the wise choices required to get re-elected.
It had been a while since Carter and America forgot, for the moment, what leftism is all about. We remember. It sucks. One term Charlie is a lame duck.
"Obama is incapable of making the wise choices required to get re-elected."
You're really going out on a limb there by suggesting that The Obamaprompter makes choices. Most of what I've seen over the last two years indicates that all choices are made for him. Akin to a puppet dancing on strings.
Shhhh... you're going to ruin it for everybody!
Whats wrong with the curly haired girl in the blue checkered shirt over Obama's left shoulder? She has the look I get when I hear this cock talk too.
yeah, I saw her too. Don't you know the hall monitors (the bearded guys on the left (O's right)) are taking names. Clearly a round up of those who thought this was a better way to spend aftrnoon study hall, only now she's not so sure.
teleprompter broken?
Just for everyone's information - Buildings constructed during the civil war are old & should probably not be used for schools....Barack Obama...I am now convinced that Obama does read the teleprompter without regard....
I like listening to music when I drink.
Bob Dylan in the (White) House: The Times they are A Changin'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2sYIIjS-cQ
Paul McCartney in the (White) House: Michelle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrRLH-ZGZEs
I sometimes throw up when I drink too much.
Thats ok ME, they were planning on changing the White House carpets to endangered Brazilian hardwood. That is why the Feds raided Gibson guitar factory and confiscated several pallets of wood.
@ Miss E,
LOL and a green for you.
Elmer fn Gantry
When does the revival theater burn down?
Bottoms up.
Now where's that loaded .45?
Why do I watch this? I'm getting sick and furious.
Make it stop!
McCain would have been so much better.
/s
No he wouldn't have but so what?
So what?
As disappointing as Obama's been, at least I don't have to stock up on sweaters for a nuclear winter.
Bitch all you want about him but when the whole system is this corrupt and this broken it makes little difference who is President other than who will start more wars.
The way the ME is going, you might want to hold off on donating those sweaters.
You seem to be the only who distinguishes between who might be in front of the teleprompter...all the while lamenting that the system is too corrupt to care. /rolleyes
Everytime the lemmings start screaming "Pass this bill" I think they are trying to drown out someone screaming at the Great and Mighty O.
"This bill will help houndreds of thousands at the expense of millions. We need to pass this motha-fucking bill" - Oblama
President Camacho
Do we drink when the crowd chants "pass this bill"? I am not sure if I have enough whiskey for this party.
Honestly, you should've just downed the whole bottle before he started.
Starting the IV drip of 12yo Single right...now...
I just can't watch this shit. Don't have the stomach for it. This is just "Campaign Obama", nothing more. President Obama is a fucking joke.
Maybe if he said it on television riding a white horse, it might still impress somebody? Kids perhaps?
All of those people are kids. it doesn't take a white horse.
He probably IS riding a white (pale) horse. We just haven't realized it yet.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Horsemen_of_the_Apocalypse
pods
This is the lamest reelection campaign ever. Can't he even come up with more sound bites?
What's with the Asia bashing? Is he trying to channel Huey Long or something? He makes a crappy populist.
Smaller companies crushed by his ObamaCare regulatory nightmare can be saved by handing out a few K? While big companies get waivers?
Listen to these people chant. Unbelievable.
If they 'pass this bill' then what will he campaign on then?
Irrelevant - He is so very small to be the 'leader' in the face of what is coming.
Whoa! Total class warefare. Obama has become desperate and a total embarrassment.
All you sheeple are going to get skewered! HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THIS? Stop applauding this fool!
Look at the chick over his right shoulder inthe black blouse...looks like Monica Lewinsky.
what is he saying? I can't turn on the audio where I am.
lucky you...
something tells me this school needs a better economics teacher
OK you should all be drunk by now!
Not quite. I have been reading ZH for a while now, and my liver is sufficiently hardened.
2 years from now..... "O.K. we're gonna fix this economy, it starts NOW!"
And everyone is all "YAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"
HAHAHA don't read this bill, PASS THIS BILL!
wonder how come all the people behind him are so fug ugly----at least Monica was somewhat good looking(bodywise) --maybe he just isn't into good looking girls-- must be true -those rumors about the old white guys at the "Club"
*hjck*
*hjck*
News Flash....Cdad News....
"Today, a traggic accident within the blogosphere. What began as a harmless game turned deadly, when site members took on the challenge of drinking shots of hard liquor to the pace of President Obama's teleprompted shill phrase "Pass this Bill." The financial community is in geiving as nearly 100 loyal Zerohedge members died of alcohol poisoning in the first 7 minutes of the teleprompter's address.
The MSM media only casually mentioned today's tragedy, while the Huffington Post plans live blogging coverage of every funeral in coming days.
When asked about the Tragedy, Tyler Durden, site owner, said what everyone already knew. "Bush's fault."
In markets, gold plunged and Netflix soared, and assless jeans went limit up.
More at eleven....
In other news, both Romney and Perry were seen as "doing what they had to do in last night's Republican debate........"
Great
...wacking off? Still not quite drunk from the "challenge".
"And during the mass burial an additional 47 people were injured when a mourner ignored the 'No Smoking' signs and tossed a lit butt into the grave thus igniting latent methane and alcohol vapors which resulted in a conflagration which involved at least two fire departments and a fire-fighting helicopter water drop to end the inferno. The 47 were being treated for wounds at O'Riley's Tavern on the Green and we expect additional casualties in the event of another televised speech tomorrow...now back to you Megan..."
Not counting the crowd chanting, that was 21 shots in 14 minutes.
He'll kill us all.
Did they really add the motown track?
Yeah.......some sad shit.
Here I am baby, signed, sealed, delivered... I'm you'res!! Yes and that is the problem.
what if he gave a speech, and no one showed up?
Ah, those were the days...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fHxFS9PiYM&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8VlcbndXdM
Better yet, what if they held an election, and no one showed up?
Oh no! Stevie Wonder must be revolving in his grave
if he is it's probably because they buried him alive
oops sorry....bobama+bad alcohol=short-term memory loss
lol...i'm gonna see him at acl (austin city limits) this wknd...stevie kicks ass
I'm jealous, been a few years since I went down for ACL - good times! and Stevie does kick ass. Have fun :)
That is some funny shit.
"Who is Ray Charles, Alex...Correct for 1600..."
Any serious drinker knows to do shots of beer (not hard alcohol) when an event is sure to come up every 20-30 seconds.
You can always rotate them if you don't want to rember 6the drivel.
Why does he not just endorse Perry and resign so a real democrat can have a shot.
You mean, Hillary?
Our Thug-in-Chief, doing what he does best.
Oh, and here's hoping that the next time he says "Jobs" that a bug flies in his mouth:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUS6nKpddec&feature=related
Damn that was funny, "I'm dyin' out here in this country ass town..."