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Sgt Obama's Lonely Unemployed Record Poverty Club Is Back In Session

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/13/2011 14:20 -0400

Heeeeere's the teleprompter again. Because it was at least 24 hours since he was on TV again spewing gripping rhetoric and doing his hypnotrance: "you must pass this bill...you must pass this bill...you must pass this bill...you must pass this bill..." PS - shot for every time Obama says, "you must pass this bill" or a version thereof.

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Tue, 09/13/2011 - 15:03 | 1664740 caerus

lol!

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 20:04 | 1665644 WonderDawg

That is classic. First time I saw it, I sent the link to everyone. What makes it even funnier, you can hear the camera operator giggling his ass off.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 15:00 | 1664721 Piranhanoia

Why would anyone need to spend $325K for one job? I could put 8 people to work for that, and likely provide tools. What I need is the work for these people to do that makes a profit that keeps them working. I will say it louder in case those watching need to get the real potatoeoes of the matter. JOBS THAT ALLOW PEOPLE TO KEEP WORKING. Not the ones you create for glamor that evaporate, you know, like regulators and law enforcement for dirty white collar crime.

You really have to admire their ignorance in what work and jobs really means. And like they care.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 15:40 | 1664959 MrBinkeyWhat

Send me a check for $325K/year. I can stop working. Been at it for a LONG time. Let someone else have all the fun.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 17:15 | 1665282 NotApplicable

Real jobs are unwanted competition to fedgov's fake job mandate.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 15:08 | 1664769 franzpick

When Owebama uses that phrase "You Guys", isn't he dangerously close to using "You People".

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 15:19 | 1664846 Smiddywesson

These speeches would be a lot more entertaining with a laugh track. Maybe splice in a few shots of Chinese students laughing at our "strong dollar policy" rap.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 15:24 | 1664871 FubarNation

I can't watch this guy anymore. It has gone beyond anger. It is now just true sorrow for what we have wrought upon ourselves and let happen. God help what is left of this Republic.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 15:38 | 1664946 Fiat Money

"I can't watch this guy anymore..." Same here, Fubar. THE CRIMINAL HIJACKING of the CENTURY is right there in full view -

"they" http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/US-Israel/obamajews.html trot out their little puppet POTUS to SPEAK the WORDS "jobs" - but you know he, AND THEY, have ZERO INTENTION of doing s*** about it.

EVERYTHING obumer does, is ANOTHER EXCUSE, to give TAXPAYER OBLIGATED "money" (DEBT!) to the NY, wall st, Chicago, ta, and DC banksters.... the PEONS be F***'d!

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 15:59 | 1665046 Iriestx

Caps lock makes you look crazy. Try to articulate yourself without it. Even if you have a good point, people just think you're another HuffPo nut job when you leave the caps on.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 16:14 | 1665111 web bot

Well CNN certainly put conservatives into a nice little box with the "should you let him die" question regarding medicare...

So you have the "individual" abortionists on the left... and the "economic" euthanists on the right. The moral fiber of America and the Western world is coming undone. Isn't this obvious? The left is as bad as the right.

Long ago, my father spoke to me about WW2 and he made the observation that during WW2, there was a "spirit" of thinking that overcame everyone - to go to war and defeat Hitler. It was the right thing to do... but I'll never forget his words... when this spirit of thinking comes and becomes engrained in the minds of people, you can't alter or change it. It continues on until other forces come along to overtake it.

There is a spirit afoot today and it's about to overtake us. We are living in an ending age...

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 20:08 | 1665650 WonderDawg

Google "socionomics" and do some reading. You'll find the best explanation I've been able to find regarding this "spirit of thinking" that overtakes a population.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 22:11 | 1666049 web bot

Thanks.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 18:47 | 1665537 Little John

God and Winchester. There are very few things a man cain't fix with $700 ( in physical ) or a thirty ought six.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 15:36 | 1664937 Abiotic Oil

Those who do not support this bill are racist and can be prosecuted for hate crimes.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 15:40 | 1664963 digalert

Did I mention I'm a barbaric, terrorist, son-of-a-bitch that's going straight to hell, thankyou very much?

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 15:42 | 1664972 MrBinkeyWhat

I was not dumb enough to actually watch the POTUS drivel. I was just following Archamedes (sic) count on the shots. Then they got to the supporting actors chanting, and then it was all over.

Later...

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 16:02 | 1665064 web bot

and no one thinks that the US is finished?

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 20:10 | 1665652 WonderDawg

You should get out more, or read more of the comments here. I know a number of people who've reached the conclusion that the US, as we know it today, is finished. Count me among them.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 16:21 | 1665134 Fix It Again Timmy

Devolution - going back to the Dark Ages at warp speed with no brakes AT ALL - hee haw!

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 16:45 | 1665197 czarangelus

Obama pleads with the economy to take him back, leaves 116 messages on its voicemail

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 17:36 | 1665368 Colorado14er

Good GAWD. Is there any end to my constant amazement at how incredibly fucking stupid so many people are? I keep telling myself to not be surprised anymore...

I recently saw a bumper sticker that read: That Obama bumper sticker on your car might as well say "I'm stupid."

Indeed. And considering where I live (liberalville USA), I was slightly amused that the person had the balls to put that on their car.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 19:23 | 1665602 Mallenet

And the rest of the world was amazed when you voted for Bush (1 & 2): let alone Reagan (let me refer to notes my assistent prepared for my old brain)! You get what you ask for!

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 20:12 | 1665659 WonderDawg

Not really. We get what TPTB allow us to choose from. If that.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 19:19 | 1665595 Mallenet

I am smiling because as the first Afro-American (with status as Illegal: until proven otherwise) President that cannot count to ten - I killed Osmosis in my Bed Linen! And this was impotent for me and my doug!

I would like to be shot by a white guy - but that would mean I have to pay for it! That just sucks: I remember the days when they would shoot me for free: in that land of the ....

I guess, for a reason to claim my Nob (el) being sucked, I must get shot by a white guy - no - wait - a drug induced niger would make me look better: do you know one?

I am desperate - just one black/white or even Chinese that thinks I am actually dangerous? Just one - there are 7 billion people in this world: one must be crazy enough: please?

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 20:04 | 1665647 mfoste1

lemme guess.....if they dont pass this bill, seniors wont get their soc sec checks.....baahhahhahah

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 20:31 | 1665684 krispkritter

Dimon and Obama love affair over? Click 3 times and 'say it ain't so, say it ain't so...' rofl. http://newsflavor.com/politics/us-politics/the-ulsterman-report-jpmorgans-jamie-dimon-blasts-president-obama-over-anti-american-regulations/

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 20:56 | 1665723 moxia19

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Tue, 09/13/2011 - 21:00 | 1665751 mt paul