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Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:34 | 1644153 lizzy36
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where is the "rent is too damn high" guy

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:41 | 1644170 nmewn
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That first green is mine ;-)

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:47 | 1644178 GetZeeGold
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Lost out by just that much.


And since I've can't edit it.


Yes....I'm that evil.


Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:00 | 1644269 nmewn
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Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:05 | 1644289 brew
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herman cain has a fly buzzing around his head...he MUST stink!

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:11 | 1644310 nmewn
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I'm sure the moonbats think its a CIA robo-insect...or sumpin ;-)

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:06 | 1644295 GetZeeGold
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Heh heh.....ok......I'm not really that evil. :)

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:14 | 1644323 nmewn
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I know...its intriguing though...what else we gonna do as we watch it swirl down the

Have fun ;-)

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:05 | 1644287 In Fed We Trust
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Prediction #3

Donald Trump enters the Race at the last possible minute as an Indepent, in order to take votes away from Ron Paul, allowing Perry to win.

With quotes like "your fired" the Trump will be a conteder.

And his business dealings are much like those dealings of America.

With quotes like " we should make other countries pay us", it's already what the Empire is already doing.

Cuz the sheeple always go with the puppet with the most personality.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:18 | 1644336 In Fed We Trust
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And then maybe the Trump can follow up with a new TV show entitled "The Steal"!

How he single handedly stole the election.

Then navy's the Trump could lay the Constution on the stage and invite all the Congress members to take a shit on it before exiting the building..

"don't let the door hit you on the way out" yells Trump to the former Congress members.

Then Trump will introduce the new Super Congress (already in the making) comprised of members from Canada and Mexico amonst others.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:37 | 1644434 New Survivalist
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Who the fuck would switch from Ron Paul to Trump?

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 22:02 | 1644507 lead salad
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One dumb mother fucker.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 22:40 | 1644620 knowless
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for real. go for the manipulative pseudo business man whose main claim to fame is his ability to bullshit and flip property in vegas (you seen their market there now? it's what it should be) instead of the dude calling for rational free market capital controls in place of a bullshit fiat shell game.


love it. fucking americans. which football team do you root for?


or you know, whatever man. palin, there's a fucking leader and a half, or bachmann, just a different model palin, wake the fuck up motherfuckers, action or get out. fuck your campaign, you see fucking paul campaigning on anything(or at all) but his vote in congress and his solid fucking arguments?, makes me s/mad.


a campaign should be; this is what i believe, this is my record: set, match. lets get on with this shit.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 23:18 | 1644719 flacon
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Who ever gets voted in next, his ideas will be completely and utterly DISCREDITED and all the woes will be blamed on him. Ron Paul? ... hmmm....they will hand him a white-hot-potato and blame him for dropping it. 

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 22:06 | 1644520 SilverFish
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All those Romney supporters, who switched to Ron Paul after the douche Rick Perry trounces Romney.

Those Neo-cons are a fickle bunch.


I can here em now..    "Gee, my guy with good hair got whipped by the other guy with better hair. I hate that better hair guy, so I'll protest vote for the non-good hair guy, Ron Paul. Oh whos this?  Trump? A guy with worse hair than Ron Paul? IM VOTING FOR HIM!!!"


Its all about the hair.


If I was Ron Paul, after this is all over, at the last debate, I'd pull my wang-doodle out and wag it in the cameras and say "Good luck assholes!!" , throw down my mic and walk off the stage.

Perfect way for the only honest man in the lineup to go out.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 22:43 | 1644638 knowless
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it really is all about the hair, fucking materialistic motherfuckers, might as well just oggle their baddass cars and compare paintjobs, the stripes make it go at least fucking like, 10 miles faster.


sadness envelopes the thinking mind, give me solace in the knowledge that knowing the inadequacies of this countries men  allows me opportunities not afforded them.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 01:30 | 1645046 Frederic Bastiat
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Quit bitching, Romney is smart, Perry is dumb, Paul is piglet.  Vote accordingly.   

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 02:39 | 1645184 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Hegel agrees.  Which one is better than the rest?  The one that instituted the Health Care Plan?  The one with the best hair?  Or the one that has not aknowledged that 9/11 was an inside job?

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 22:15 | 1644550 mt paul
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trump and palin 



it's all about the hair...

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 22:29 | 1644594 Mister Minsk
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Bachmann and Palin...very sexy...

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 22:50 | 1644652 captain_menace
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I'd buy that for a dollar.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 00:13 | 1644874 Ura Bonehead
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The Barbie Party.   Hey.  It could happen.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 00:21 | 1644895 FEDbuster
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Newt would be down with that party.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 02:12 | 1645115 Temporalist
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Teat Party

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:46 | 1644196 WestVillageIdiot
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I believe he is being evicted from his rent control Section 8 apartment in Washington Heights.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:49 | 1644204 GetZeeGold
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Actually......enough time has pasted.


I'm guessing......he's gone by now.



Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:01 | 1644273 dexter_morgan
Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:12 | 1644315 urbanelf
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He's at home stackin' eagles.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:19 | 1644340 blindman
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perry to u.
Ray Wylie Hubbard "Screw You, We're From Texas"
Screw you, We're from Texas
applies to all politicians from all states, near far or
otherwise. screw u, they will. it is what they do for money.
it is their fucking job and their/ the/ our way of satisfying the
insatiable personal demands placed on everyone who accepts
debt based fiat money lent out at interest in a fractional
reserve system.
oh, never mind and screw u.
but, first screw the fed. end it!

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:38 | 1644436 Stax Edwards
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He has def got the novelty voters this year

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 22:26 | 1644580 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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The same place Crazy Face "The Oil Price is Too High" Bachman is.

Keeping Michele Bachmann Honest on Gas Prices:

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 00:24 | 1644899 FEDbuster
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I liked Ron Paul's, "you can buy a gallon of gas right now for a dime, a silver dime" line.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 00:49 | 1644953 RockyRacoon
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The good Dr. almost had to go over and bitch slap a couple of people to get his punch line out.   But he did it.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 08:37 | 1645511 FEDbuster
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Brian Williams should be bitch slapped, and where the hell did they find the other guy?  Didn't you like it when they had to drag the Mexican guy out to ask the "immigration" question?  The MSM is such a joke.  I still think Ron Paul's campaign should produce a half hour infomercial with uninterrupted, intelligent question and answers, that could be posted all over the internet and run on local TV paid for by loyal supporters.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 01:02 | 1869018 Uncle Remus
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Brian Williams should be bitch slapped

Got to be the most natural-born smug fuck.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:34 | 1644154 pods
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Corndog FTW!


Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:48 | 1644203 WestVillageIdiot
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I believe Bachmann was seen at the State Fair last week enjoying 3 corn dogs, 6 pieces of corn on the cob and 2 foot longs that were attached to two guys named Atlas and Jupiter.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:58 | 1644251 Rick64
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They should just replace this debate with a corndog eating contest, because thats what it amounts too.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:36 | 1644155 Sequitur
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All of them are beyond awful, save Ron Paul. Though I didn't like Paul's answer on the private market regulating air traffic control, or drug companies regulating themselves. That is pure B.S., they will put profit over people. Not everything can or should be reduced to the dollar, or to market forces -- because some things are more important.

Also, Perry is beyond dumb, his answers are terrible. If Perry gets the nomination, it's an easy Obama win in 2012.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:44 | 1644177's picture

Though I didn't like Paul's answer on the private market regulating air traffic control, or drug companies regulating themselves.


Ron said that the corporations already regulate themselves as they dominate the creation and enforcement of government regulations. You don't like that do you?

Ron did not say that corporations should regulate themselves. He said that the market will regulate them. Look at Underwriter's Laboratories, for example. UL is a private company that rates almost every piece of electrical equipment sold in the US. Manufacturers and retailers voluntarily follow the UL standard because providing safer products which their customers trust increases their sales and profits and reduces their liability.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:52 | 1644224 WestVillageIdiot
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The regulators on Wall Street are doing a great job.  I think we should have more of them.  They could be even greater.  Regulation is neither good or bad as a concept but in practice it sure seems to be bad.  Regulation is meant to keep the little guy from being able to compete.  You can't grow a pot plant in your basement but the legal drug dealers can create a generation full of babies with flippers for arms and get a slap on the wrist. 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 02:20 | 1645136 Temporalist
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The problem is the nuance of the words and how they get twisted.  There are "Fair Business Standards" that are also "regulations" to play the game and then there are regulations for control.  The "regulation" against anti-trust and monopoly clearly are intended to help the little guy.

The real regulations that are the problem are when all the minutia are supposed to be guarded by some new federal agency "watchdog" that then gets so bloated and lazy and bribed and influenced that they no longer need to regulate since nobody notices or cares and there is no law or justice.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:54 | 1644233 whstlblwr
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Unfortunatly, Ron Paul needs to take some of his campaign money and use it for speech and body coach, pronto.

He comes across like a grumpy old man. Also send his wife to get makeover. Unfortunately most American's are superficial, and if he really wants to win, he must consider superficialities too.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:57 | 1644248 WestVillageIdiot
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Right now I would take a grumpy old man over that "charismatic" fuckstick we currently have wandering the halls of the White House.

Disclaimer:  I never saw the charisma that made guys like Chris Matthews cum all over themselves. 

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:58 | 1644252 whstlblwr
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Because you didn't meet him. He glows.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:00 | 1644266's picture

High yellow?

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:50 | 1644474 toady
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Hey! High yellow is my thing!

That and dark blue.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 02:58 | 1645211 zhandax
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He comes across like a grumpy old man.

That's because he is a grumpy old man and there are plenty of unemployed 30+ guys who are in the process of joining that demographic.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 08:47 | 1645538 FEDbuster
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Dr. Paul needs to set himself apart from all the others, and point out that he is nothing like them.  Let the anger at the status quo rise up (that is how Obama tricked the Dems into electing him).  Ron Paul is the candidate of real change.  The problem with his solutions are that they have pain involved with them, like taking medicine that doesn't taste good but it works.  I think he needs to let America know that this is their last chance to change the course of destruction that we are on.  Talk about economic collapse, bankruptcy, default, etc... Educate people about the FED (that is why he needs a half hour infomercial).

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:53 | 1644485 DeadFred
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You must be immune to the voodoo witch dust Obama used to put so many into trances. Either that or you have a functioning brain, it could be either one.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 22:54 | 1644662 captain_menace
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"Right now I would take a grumpy old man"... said the grumpy old bitch.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:59 | 1644257's picture

Ron leads by example. America needs to grow up, Ron Paul doesn't need to become metrosexual.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:04 | 1644275 whstlblwr
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He needs to talk without scrunching head, and complete sentence without fluster. Not about American grow up, look at all leaders all over world.

Great answer about AC in Afghanistan, notice not much applause, they weed out RP support in audience.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:05 | 1644291's picture

The world is being destroyed by leaders with good posture and bad policies.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:18 | 1644301 whstlblwr
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Agree, but we want him win, it wouldn't take much for him to be presidential. In fact read blogs from SC debate and it most common words, not support RP because not presidential enough or too grumpy.

Also needs to speak in complete sentence. Finish one thought, move to next thought.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:30 | 1644395's picture

Ron Paul will never win based on debate performances. It's a collectivist endeavor run by collectivists. Ron can win by engendering debate in taverns and workshops all across America like the true Son of Liberty that he is.

Be sure to tell a friend about Ron Paul tomorrow.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 00:32 | 1644918 FEDbuster
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Why did Huntsman get so much face time?  He is in last place in every poll, but I swear he was on as much as Romney and Perry.  Must be MSNBC's favorite to run against Barry, or they are trying to split the Mormon vote? ha, ha

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:24 | 1644362 Zgangsta
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Ron Paul doesn't have to change to become electable.  America needs to change to be able to elect Ron Paul.

But even if that happens, Ron Paul wouldn't have the power to call snap elections of the House and Senate to break deadlocks, so things would probably continue to muddle along the status quo regardless of who's president.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:32 | 1644409's picture

The Commander-in-Chief can bring the troops home with a word.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:45 | 1644458 Zgangsta
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What would that do, besides increase the unemployment rate?

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:47 | 1644466's picture

It would save thousands of lives and trillions of dollars.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 22:22 | 1644568 pods
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But to be honest, only those trillions in government spending are keeping this pig afloat.  If the debt stops expanding..........



Wed, 09/07/2011 - 22:26 | 1644583's picture

A boom is better than a bust.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 23:40 | 1644795 pods
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I agree.  But we cannot pretend that balancing the budget will save this ship.

A balanced budget equals immediate 10%+ contraction in GDP, which fubars all the CBO fuzzy math.

I say bring it on.  But let't be honest about it.


Wed, 09/07/2011 - 23:03 | 1644687 damage
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He isn't advocating firing them all after bringing them home. So the money would get spend here, instead of overseas.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 00:53 | 1644961 RockyRacoon
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The GI money being spent in S. Korea, Germany, ad infinitum, would be spent in Boise, Tulsa, Little Rock, etc.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 10:29 | 1645974 chunga
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What would that do, besides increase the unemployment rate?

For one thing it would bring trained, fighting aged males back home. That is where our real enemy lies.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 22:00 | 1644503 Drag Racer
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he can also get rid of all previous executive orders... been done before.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 22:00 | 1644502 12ToothAssassin
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"...regardless of who's president"


Exactly. The Pres is a suit and a desk, an amoeba could sit there and status quo wouldnt change.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:50 | 1644207 centerline
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Seems the MSM has been told to push Perry to the front and Ron Paul into a ditch.  Don't know why yet.  I am sure we will find out soon enough.

Two thoughts come to mind...

The first is that TPTB are desperate and under pressure.  As a result, the invisible hand is just tad visible now for those who care to look.

The second is that it is just too obvious and something more "creative" is to come of this.

Neither thought is good though.


Either way, the MSM has been exposed as a complete fraud.  Journalism is dead.  Shame on every talking head... take your places alongside the financial elite, politicians for sale, and assorted other scum.  When the SHTF, dont ask me for help.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:55 | 1644241 WestVillageIdiot
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The profession of journalism is right up there with economics when it comes to integrity and talent. 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 00:23 | 1644898 The Deleuzian
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For sure!  Next thing you know journalism department heads will introduce mathematical models into the mix..

You know A+B+C>X we dont put them on camera!!!!!!!

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:57 | 1644247 whstlblwr
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This is MSNBC, they trying to stop progressive support. Notice how they pan RP as he wiping his nose or doing something weird.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:50 | 1644208 WestVillageIdiot
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Seeing Perry for 15 seconds made me think of a dumb jock on a sitcom.  He has "prick" written all over him. 

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:28 | 1644383 pods
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And no doubt someone had to tell him that it is only cool when a CHICK does the corndog thing.


Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:33 | 1644419's picture

Rick Perry wants to bite your neck.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 22:02 | 1644506 12ToothAssassin
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Rick (with a silent P) reminds me of a USC frat boy.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:55 | 1644238 Race Car Driver
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If Perry gets the nomination, it's an easy Obama win in 2012.

If Perry gets the nomination, it's an easy win for the oligarchs - because no matter who wins the puppet show - the oligarchs win!

Vote Oligarchy!

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:00 | 1644267 dexter_morgan
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EXACTLY! can't lose if you own all horses in the race

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:23 | 1644357 In Fed We Trust
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I say vote anarchy and with your money.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:02 | 1644274 LetThemEatRand
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Too bad Paul doesn't understand that the corrupt robber barons will never self-regulate and will destroy valid competition, but I'll vote for him anyway because we need to hit the reset button.  He's a start and every other candidate represents the status quo.  Of course it's very unlikely he'll be on the ticket.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:36 | 1644431's picture

When did Ron Paul say that corporations should regulate themselves? He said markets provide regulation. See my post concerning Underwriter's Laboratories above.

Please stop mischaracterizing what Ron says.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 00:57 | 1644975 RockyRacoon
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Another example Dr. Paul used was the armored car services -- which provide THEIR OWN security.   Also, pilots were stripped of their weapons and directed not to engage in conflicts.   Eff that!  Start shooting some of those rowdy passengers and we'll all be safer.   Who would piss on an airplane again?  Private enterprise can do this.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 22:29 | 1644593 Libertarian777
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But they DO self regulate if the government would get the fuck out the way.

Citi, jp Morgan, Merrill, bac, wells etc would all be GONE if not for fed intervention. Free market regulation bitchez.

People equate regulation with laws and procedures. I.e. What politicians like to SAY.

Ron Paul equates regulation with outcomes, ie. What individuals DO. Poison your clients and you'll have no clients. Take massive risks and your business goes bankrupt. Fuck up your security and no one will fly your airline.

That is free market regulation.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 22:34 | 1644606 LetThemEatRand
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Ask the companies who competed with Standard Oil about the government being the fuck out of the way.  If corrupt politicians were out of the way, the robber barons would have a field day.  Your philosophy of the free market solving all problems is simplistic and sophomoric.  Ron Paul worships far too much at the altar of libertarianism, but he's better than the other fucktards.  

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 22:56 | 1644666's picture

If corrupt politicians were out of the way, the robber barons would have a field day.


Real world experience suggests otherwise.

If markets are bad and government is good then please name one business owner who came anywhere near doing the damage of a Hilter, Stalin or Pol Pot? Come on and name the baddest of the bad businessmen and their misdeeds will pale in comparison to those committed by the state.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 23:40 | 1644732 LetThemEatRand
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Are you serious?   If you look at the history of the world, tyrants come to power and do bad things regardless of the economic system in place.  Were the pyramids built by democratically elected governments, socialists, marxists, capitalists, or what?  They were built by tyrants who controlled others by force.  The truly free market exists in the same fantasy as perfect government, scientology, Marxism, Maoism, etc.   Put corrupt, alpha assholes in charge of anything and it will suck.  Please do yourself a favor and stop thinking in absolutes and simplistic ideology.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 00:02 | 1644850's picture

Yes, I'm serious. Are you? Please name the businessmen who you believe have committed more horrific acts than those perpetrated by governments.

Liberty is absolute and simple. Only when each man is willing to stand up for himself will the world be free.


Thu, 09/08/2011 - 00:10 | 1644871 LetThemEatRand
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I must respect your steadfast simplistic view of the world.  Enjoy it.   

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 00:23 | 1644897's picture

So you can't find any businessmen who have acted as criminally as government leaders?

Enjoy your world view even though you can't present a single fact to back it up.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 01:25 | 1645037 Citxmech
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How about Rothschild for starters?

But honestly, in a fascist system how can you draw a line? Govt is for the benefit of business.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 10:43 | 1646057's picture

The Rothchilds never dropped an A-bomb on anyone but the power they do have for mischief comes from their association with government. The same is true of any criminal corporation which uses its government ties to restrain the free market.

Government does not rein in corporations. It gives enormous power to select corporations at the expense of other businesses and individual people.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 09:10 | 1659169 Flakmeister
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I'll raise you one Bhopal....

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 01:00 | 1644982 RockyRacoon
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If you look at the history of the world, tyrants come to power and do bad things regardless of the economic system in place.

The "come to power" part is where your argument falls flat.   In the U.S. you don't just "come to power".   Yes, we may elect some creepy ones now and then (okay, a lot), but it doesn't stand for long.   I direct your attention to a dress with strange "stains" on it.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 01:23 | 1645032 GottaBKiddn
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Ever hear the name Rothschild??



Thu, 09/08/2011 - 10:44 | 1646069's picture

The Rothchilds use the power of government to enslave the people with unsound currency. That could not happen in a free market, could it?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 04:22 | 1645284 richard in norway
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united fruit company.



they are evil bastards

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 10:46 | 1646080's picture

United Fruit used its government ties to exploit people. In a free market they would have had no such power. Government is the problem.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 03:04 | 1645219 StychoKiller
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Julius Caesar basically bought the votes of poor Romans to obtain his position.  Sorry, but a Govt large enough to give you all you desire is big enough to TAKE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 11:15 | 1646155 Ckierst1
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Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:09 | 1644304 Old Poor Richard
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Perry is Obama's twin when it comes to governing.  He reads nonsense rhetoric off a telepromter having nothing to do with his actual executive actions, while doing everything he can to out-borrow and out-spend the USG.

Ron Paul is the only one who can be trusted with the presidency.


He should get off the Libertarian Purity Test version of anti-regulation ranting.  Should talk about rolling back lobbyist-written regulations which wreck the free market and say it's not the federal government's job to take sides or pick winners, a la Solyndra.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 00:27 | 1644904 e_goldstein
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Actually, Obama is the carbon copy of Bush; and Perry is Bush Lite.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:29 | 1644391 JR
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Banker-manipulated government partnerships with the drug companies and the insurance companies (as proven by the healthcare legislation they fashion) are a little worse IMHO and apparently Paul's,  than the removal of government from the free enterprise process. Ron Paul is suggesting that the government get out of the monopoly business and let private industry sink or swim on its own products and prices so competition, the people, can decide.  IOW, he is suggesting that America go back to her earlier days when as a young doctor he practiced medicine under a system where health care was affordable for American families, without insurance.  Those were the days preceding price extortion brought on by legislation designed by the drug and insurance company lobbyists - and backed with the police power of the Federal government.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 23:00 | 1644676 pavman
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Ah, but think about the influx of capital all those government auctions to private industry will generate!  Besides, Motorola already helped design a pilotless flight system.... if you don't have pilots, you don't need ATCs!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 00:36 | 1644927 Landrew
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I always love a self regulating NUCLEAR plant! Oh, how about that self regulating OIL DRILLING platform? Oh, that self regulating lead gasoline? Self reg. earthquake response? Self reg. hurricane/tornado response? Ends up being I got mine fuck the rest of you self reg. I don't think I want to live in that country. What's with stealing the social security trust fund 2.6 TRILLION dollars? They can't be serious, they would default on debt to seniors? Stealing the trust fund would get none of them elected, that includes O'Bummer!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 00:45 | 1644945's picture

The markets regulate. That's not self regulation. It's regulation by the independent decisions of 6 billion human beings and not a select few. Please learn the difference before your next public freak out.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 13:15 | 1646743 Scisco
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How long do you think the nuclear plants and oil platforms would last if the government removed damage liability caps. Find me an insurance company that would insure TEPCO right now.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:37 | 1644159 Jason T
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I like Ron Paul and Lyndon LaRouche 

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:51 | 1644217 GetZeeGold
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No'll hit 30 soon enough.



Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:37 | 1644163 lizzy36
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Somewhere there are 27 kids climbing up each other to reach the containment wall while mommy's debating

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 00:27 | 1644906 e_goldstein
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Your comment is priceless.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:37 | 1644164 Ag Star
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None of them believe in evolution so how bright can they be!

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:42 | 1644176 lizzy36
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They all have like 10 kids.

Wondering if they actually understand risk management?

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:20 | 1644341 optimator
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Except for Ron Paul, quality not quantity.  Does anyone of the others hava Rand Paul.

I loved Dr. Pauls answer to Michele Bachmann's promise of two dollar gas in the future.  Ron Paul said you can get a gallon of gas for a dime, right now.  With a silver dime that is.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 23:05 | 1644692 pavman
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He sounds like an old man.  I'm voting for him anyway because I figure that whole Einstein quote should apply with status quoish politics as well as nutjobs on the street, but he definitely needs help in the speech department (not to mention not getting so frustrated over this stuff...after all, its only our future at stake). 

What I found intriguing was that he pointed out that the fiat currency system is the major cause of our oil ills, not any of this other BS being spout by the other candidates regarding maximizing our capacity or drilling in Alaska.  Simply fantastic that he's edumacating the sheeple in his own old-manish ways.

One thing I noticed... I think Gingrich is going to become the future Ron Paul.  He's already got the hair and he had a sliver of the old-man frustration that Ron Paul seems to evoke...thus making me cringe because I know people don't vote old-man.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 22:36 | 1644613 Libertarian777
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And all of them wanting war with Iran, I wish they'd send their 10+ kids to the front lines .

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:52 | 1644221 Lets_Eat_Ben
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Evolution: The factual explanation of how a simple (unimaginably complex) life-form (which originated from....somewhere) came to be a complex, (simple-minded) human being, through an undefined number of minute, advantageous mutations over an unknown amount of time.


Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:31 | 1644408 pods
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And the modern illustration of evolution is today what we call cancer.


Thu, 09/08/2011 - 03:46 | 1645256 hidingfromhelis
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And the modern illustration of cancer is today what we call government.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:24 | 1644326 disabledvet
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Actually the fact that they support creationism being taught in public schools is two thumbs in my book. Right up there "here's your paycheck."

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 23:05 | 1644689 captain_menace
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And the nice thing is that the lesson can be taught in just seven days.  Leaves plenty of time for learning stuff that actually provides marketable skills to students.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 00:14 | 1644877 JB
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Darwin has been disproven so many times it's ridiculous.  

don't ask me. ask Stephen Jay Gould.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 03:19 | 1645228 chindit13
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I think you've touched on exactly what America needs to regain its edge:

More superstition and more disparaging of science!  Let fantasy reign!

That should serve the country well in the modern world trying to compete with the likes of Germany, Japan, China and India.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 01:12 | 1869041 Uncle Remus
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Those probably ARE the druids you're looking for...

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:39 | 1644165 erg
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I missed the first 15 minutes and I'm still waiting for them to ask Ron Paul a question.

Edit: Just as I clicked save they went to him.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 23:08 | 1644697 pavman
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It seemed really skewed toward Perry and Romney.  Paul got very few questions, and the ones he got were pretty much inconsequential.  Even the one where they were asking everyone and stopped before asking Ron and a couple of others.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:39 | 1644167 nmewn
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Its Elvis' Birthday!!!

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 22:29 | 1644484's picture

Sung to the tune of Suspicious Minds:


We're caught in a trap.

I can't walk out.

Because I owe too much to Ponzi.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:41 | 1644172 paulbain
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Betcha that only one or two of these GOP hopefuls understand that the only way to create jobs for Americans is to take those jobs away from the immigrants and give them back to Americans. That is the ONLY way to create jobs, folks. Period. It is that simple. I don't understand why the politicians do not understand that.


-- Paul D. Bain


Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:14 | 1644322 LetThemEatRand
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Exactly which jobs that the "immigrants" have do you think will save the economy?  How about bringing our jobs back from China, India, Vietnam, Indonesia, Taiwan, Mexico, Hondurus, etc.  If the manufacturing sector came back, we'd have plenty to go around. 

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:17 | 1644331 disabledvet
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we'll start with the bean pickers and work our way up! Next year of course....the beans haven't been picked yet...but it's close.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 23:11 | 1644701 pavman
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Here's my radical, presidential hopeful proposal.... make it a requirement that any company that does not have at least 75% of its workforce employing legal Americans ineligable for government contracts.  Simple.  You'll hear a wooshing sound as jobs come fleeing back to the US.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 01:14 | 1869044 Uncle Remus
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Hear hear. A citizen in White House I say!

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:41 | 1644174 Jump The Shark
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Bachmann won't stop starring at the plane

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:45 | 1644186 WestVillageIdiot
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I figured the only place she'd be starring is Dirty Ron's Bi and Trans-Gender House of Bondage. 

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:46 | 1644192's picture

Better than a footlong.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:34 | 1644421 optimator
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She's dreaming of her summer after graduation when she work on a Kibbutz.  Dreaming of how she was "compromised".

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:41 | 1644175 centerline
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I wouldn't be surprised if every time Ron Paul speaks they go to commercial.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:42 | 1644179 WestVillageIdiot
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That Rick Perry looks like a royal douche bag.  When he made fun of Ron Paul for not sucking Reagan's johnson it was all I needed to see.  He is owned already. 

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:45 | 1644185 HD
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We all know Romney is the only one who has a shot in hell to win - Perry might be able to throw raw meat to the faithful but good luck with the independents.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:48 | 1644199's picture

We all know that you don't know what's in the minds of 300 million individual Americans.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:55 | 1644239 HD
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Sure I do.  Here's the Americans mind:


  Facebook. Food. Reality TV. More Food. Debt. FOOD!!!.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:15 | 1644327 dexter_morgan
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forgot DWTS.....oh wait, maybe that's reality TV.....

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:51 | 1644216 raymondrza
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He just said SS is a Ponzi, that is Ron Paul like!  He's still a holy roller.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 21:18 | 1644335 disabledvet
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I thought Reagan was dead. And who's Johnson?

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 20:42 | 1644180 HD
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Honestly, this is the best the GOP can do?  It's like they want Obama to win.

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 23:18 | 1644715 pavman
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After several election cycle observations, I've come to the conclusion that the Republicans allow too many comtenders into the race, dilute the vote, and allow the third place candidate, the one no one likes (ala McCain) to win as the other two strong contenders split the vote just enough to screw the real victor.

They do it to themselves.  I think that's why Perry is now in the race... Ron Paul has too much of a shot at actually getting the third spot as Romney and Candidate X (there really is no one else I can see that has enough momentum) bonk each other out of the race.

Maybe this time it'll work in Paul's favor.  Lastly, is it me or did Bachmann look frightening?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 00:53 | 1644962 Roger Knights
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John Bolton would be an improvement.

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