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Oh sweet Jesus.
Isn't this all pointless? We are just going to be told next year who the GOP nominee is by TPTB and that is who you will be expected to vote for. What a waste of time these debates are, like the good ole boy network is going to let Ron Paul be president and ruin their grip on power......
It would be so much simpler just to give the job to whoever raises the most money. That way, we could dispense with the voting altogether, and arrive at the same result.
But then you wouldn't get to feel all warm and fuzzy when you place your irrelevant vote.
And that answer right there is the reason we have elections. Makes you a supporter of the system.
The system needs supporting.
pods
And what fucked up system it is. CNN did not cover the debate, don't they claim to be a news organization? They instead had on Anderson Cooper "Rediculist" or some stupid shit. Now they have the CNN "experts" giving their opinion to the mind numb libtards. Hey CNN here is a idea, why not just cover news worthy shit and let the people form their own opinions!!!!! This is exactly why I no longer have cable TV and get all my news from the net, unbiased and free.
Funny, they did that big tribute to Nancy Regan then zoomed in on her, she looked like she had no idea where she was. Poor little old lady, she should be home sipping tea, wrapped in a blanket, instead they dragged her out to this event to try and invoke the ghost of Ronald Regan and fire up conservatives, what a side show.
I know. Its ridiculous. The lady almost took a header a week ago and they still won't cut her any slack!
Didn't TD have the headline a few days ago?
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!
Ron Paul bitchez
It was good to see him finally sack up and defend himself on the stage. But I'm not sure the "I disagreed with Ronald Regan" line is going to fly with the rabid conservative crowd.
He presented that perfectly I thought. But he does need to sack up - it's like he has a crisis of conscience everytime he has to throw Perry under the bus.
He's always been like that he doesn't believe in personal attacks.
Ronald Reagan was a tool for those in power. Nice guy but owned. You don't have to look any further than GHWB as veep.
pods
Moo!
Be the first on your block to have an Election Day tailgate party - and don't forget to bring the TeeVee! And flags! Lots of flags!
MOO!
And you can get all dopey with each other staring at your "I voted" stickers.
"There, good boy, good boy. Now get the fuck back to work!"
pods
Is this debate brought to us by Obama because honest to God I see an add for Obama's offical website on the left of this page.....Tyler....you's got some splanin to do....
flusa... perhaps a bit of internet education is called for here. You see that ad because you've clicked through previously to an obama ad or have gone to sites that share many of the same keywords and descriptions. These things are contained in your "cookies" file and call forth specific ads when you go to sites. Other viewers are seeing ads that pertain to their viewing habits.
I'm currently seeing ads for ammo, hair-gel, and can't miss stock picks....
I see lots of Obama ads online b/c I click through to every one I see. Makes me giggle to cost his campaign money.
....was tounge in cheek...
Hmmm, so do you think my wife will believe the 2 for 1 drinks at the Tijuana Donkey Show ad came up on accident?
pods
install: http://www.mvps.org/winhelp2002/hosts2.htm
FireFox and AdBlock, no more ads!
really? a regan slideshow in the middle of a debate...
Next they're going to put a 78 RPM record on the Victrola and dance the Charleston.
Michelle Bachman honestly makes Sara Palin seem educated. She's going to get gas back to $2 a gallon?!? That sentence alone is a clear indication that she has absolutely no idea what inflation is or how it is created. Top that off with the dumb facts that she has clearly spent most of the week memorizing and I'm literally cringing worse than I would during a scripted "conversation" on The Hills.
4 more years of wimpy coming up
Ron Paul will get gas back to one silver dime per gallon.
The whole thing is just depressing. I'm not too far remvoed from college but have become a complete cynic of just about everything. We are literally supposed to elect a person to the highest office in our government based off a handful of debates where each candidate is given thirty seconds to regurgitate as much nonsense as their feeble minds can recall. Literally, taking the LSAT is more grueling than this dog and pony show.
Ron Paul is a great antidepressant. When I stopped looking for others to "do the right thing" and "make the world a better place" and instead began acting like a real person with some degree of control over my own life I became a much more contented person.
This may be one of the most cogent comments on this board tonight. Kinda sad isn't it.
I fully support Ron Paul. Over the past two years I have realized that the Republicans and Democrats are all part of the same team but merely wear different colored jerseys. Dr. Paul is the lone candidate on either side that actually has educated opinions constructed over a life time of real life experience. I spread the word the best I can but most people smirk because they've been programmed to think he is a crack pot. However, I can say that the younger crowd is waking up to Ron Paul. They can find his actual and full views via the internet that the MSM would never willingly provide the public. He is not going to solve all of our problems overnight, that kind of thinking is how we got into this mess, but he does provide the best chance of laying a solid foundation for our country to build from.
When people smirk at the mention of Ron Paul I always think of those guys who laughed at Noah as he was building the Ark and how they weren't laughing for very long.
Smirking at Ron Paul -- talk about an antediluvian mind set!
I laugh at people that think there was an Ark.
I'm an atheist but I'm completely comfortable making allusions to biblical stories just as I would with Aesop or Shakespeare. Have your laugh but anyone who is not familiar with the Bible can hardly be considered to be literate.
I don't think anyone can stop that train.
Currently a silver dime is 3.005 fiatscos.
I LIKE that! If I were competing i would respond "ONE DOLLAR! ELECT ME AND IT'LL BE ONE DOLLAR!"
Did I miss the corn dog face off?
I'll trade you a PB&J sandwich for your corn dog.
I love arbitrage.
Non-Americans are confused:
We assumed that those pictures of your GOP nominees were a ritual where the person who swallowed the largest donkey dick got elected? You know, like those "cheerleaders train themselves to deep throat" programs you have.
WE ARE VERY CONFUSED NOW IF THIS IS NOT THE CASE. THE ENTIRE OF KURDISTAN HAS BEEN SWALLOWING DONKEY DICK FOR ROTHSCHILDS TO GET VOTES!!!/111!1!1!!1
So transparent the bias of the media. So sad. RP, Newt, Huntsman, and Cain are the most authentic. Romney and Perry are schills, only interested in themselves. It is sick to watch them have to slum themselves to this process. I want one of them to tell the media to go-to-hell... and speak directly to Americans. Disclosure: I voted for Chuck Baldwin in 2008.
Which Baldwin brother is he? I think I saw him in Glenn Gary.
I believe he makes pianos, or hardware, or grows apples, something like that.
Disclosure: I voted for Chuck Baldwin in 2008.
That's okay. You probably felt it was your civic duty or the American thing to do... or some such sentimentality. I'm sure you felt better immediately afterward. Voting is so rewarding like that.
He's not the guy who plays guitar in his red white and blue underwear is he? I see him every February in New Hampshire running for prez. He definitely gets an "A" for effort!
Uh... that was Ron Paul.
Now a tribute to Ronald and Nancy Reagan...why waste time on this...i'll bet they mention just say no to drugs...and yes...they did...the crowd applauds...
While the unwashed masses are suffering DT's from Hopium withdrawal, how fitting
Ron Paul says gallon of gas for a (silver) dime. RON PAUL!!!
Ron Paul and his message are so far above and beyond the current state of government that he appears... regretfully... out of place.
So I must find a way to vote Ron Paul twice.
I was trying to put my finger on what was wrong here, and you nailed it. RP simply cannot function in a conversation among statists.
Lets face it, that IS hard. When you try talking to people for which the only solution is more government/less liberty and that is the only possible solution they can comprehend or acknowledge, then after about 20 minutes you want to go all miami dexter morgan on them.
Kinda reminds me of the Idiocracy scene talking about Brawndo.
"Like water.....from the toilet?"
pods
"vote early, vote often!"
Just move to Chicago, if you can stomach it, buy a few pets, then register them as voters. Hey, it worked for Daley.
Reagan at least knew how to tell a joke...
http://dailybail.com/home/remembering-the-humor-of-ronald-reagan-clip.html
Rick Perry: For when Dick Cheney is too liberal for your tastes.
Fuck the motherfucking republicans, teabaggers, democrats (and other assorted deviants & perverts), I want BISHOP DON MAGIC JUAN for President!!! We need a real playa in da house!
You'll get your wish, Billary is running around trying to find someone to put her name up for consideration.
Wow. Who the hell did Bachman's hair? She looks like she rode a Harley all day.
She spent five grand on a hairdresser, from campaign funds of course, to June 13th.
So they are all going to be president. Have a meeting every morning with a complete fucking psychotic CIA agent who tells them what to do and they present political ideologies in debates.
If you win you will completely surrounded by complete and total psycopathic control freak broken brain fuckheads. And if they don't control you they will step off the fucking convertible and dirt nap you like they are killing a bunch of bacteria with lysol.
Fuck debating. I want to see you make a zip gun with a can of cheeze whiz and 22 rimfire bullet.
Kinda summed it up pretty well there Hep! Kudos.
<goes off to look for can of cheez wiz>
Bwahaha...they just asked Bachmann about mandatory HPV vaccines...something she will NEVER have to worry about with a gay husband...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADMgWXBzPwQ
Oddly she has 7 kids and like 20 foster kids.
Those crazy eyes are legitmate.
And all 20 foster kids were girls...she wouldn't let a teenage male in her house with her husband's proclivities...and I'm only criticizing the bastard because he called gay people 'Barbarians who need to be educated.'
http://smotri.com/video/view/?id=v23128672e
The 30 seconds I caught... Paul scurries to deflect accusations that he didn't worship Regan, the mere suggestion drawing audible gasps from the crowd. "His message was important, but his actions were incongruent" (paraphrased), explains Paul. Yes Paul, he was a television actor. This is why he is elevated (resurrected?) to demi-god status within the GOP mythos. He was the best they've ever seen.
The GOP has two pRicks. FAIL.
I'm from Texas - no screw tha - I'm a Texan, and Rick Perry is all hat and no cattle. He couldn't tote water for a real Conservative, But he is slicker than snot on a door knob.
Bloviate White and the Seven Dorks....
Perry: "...at the end of the day..."
Afraid you're right. But hell our problem ain't politics - it's fiat moeny. Politics ain't gonna fix that - the laws of economics will. The rodeo is near.
The Clowns are rolling their barrels into the ring now.
Full of anfo presumably.
anfo - mmmm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4o-TeMHys0
this was more entertaining
Rent Is Too Damn High Interrupts Peter Schiff At CPAC
Now this is brilliant...
End corporate taxes, regulations, minimum wage, health care and social security. I'd bet my last dollar they won't end the wars
Ron Paul has said he would...........I guess we'd have to wait and see
Obama (D) said he would too.
But, RP doesn't have a history of being a habitual liar. But, then again, if these guys are just sock puppets of TPTB, then who knows.
“Semi-educated involuntary comedians!!”
Zero Hedge needs to immediately find out who is using its website pretending to be Tyler Durden. Because...most Americans would now agree that the disaster, crisis, financial eruption, and loss of the world’s most advanced economy and culture is not a comedy!! It’s a world tragedy!
And I find it particularly insulting that the photographs used featured the one candidate who is not “semi-educated,” who is not a “comedian,” and who is not a part of the “bunch.” On the contrary, he is the one man who can make the greatest contribution to solving our nation’s problems: Dr. Ron Paul, medical doctor and voluntary statesman.
Has Zero Hedge decided to join Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and The National Review in mocking Ron Paul, in mocking truth, in order to pave the way for more Establishment neo-con War Party candidates?
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
off TROLL TROLL TROLL
Dr. Ron Paul Dr. Rand Paul
WHOOOO would namez their STUPID kid RAND
UNLESS they were part of the RAND CORPORATION aND an evil GLOBALIST
where do I sign up for that evil globalist thing?
here "XXX" put my mark down for me Slewie and call me present!
anything other than the status quo I am all for!
Clearly, the Flying Spaghetti Monster has touched you with his noodley appendage(s)! :>D
who are you?
I would give 1:1 odds that Ron Paul named his son after Ann Rand, but then again, that would make too much sense especially for 'slewies, pi's, and rats,
And you will lose that bet. Try hte google, it's good for a lot of things....like researching a topic before speaking unintelligently about it, and avoiding the embarrassment of incorrectly spelling the names of famous novelists.
I'm curious, kneejerk reactions too easy, I always thought Ayn was russian for Ann, Who was he named after? I always liked reading Camu and kafkaesque as well!
McPants where are you?
I love being corrected (Really!)
You seem like a great person to blog pong with...
Dude! Hello!
No! in all seriousness, Thanks for the check.. Sometimes I just have so much self amusement that spelling is a trivial afterthough...
i'm pretty sure he's named after Ayn Rand, not the Rand Corporation.
your vitriole would be more credible if it was aimed in the right direction.
No JB, just googled it. McPants was right, he's named Randy and just shortened it to Rand... McPants... McPants....
I just assumed he was after reading STPR's comment... McPants you get a greenee and a Karma point...I look forward with vigor to communicating with him going forward...It's getting late and the woman just gave me that frown only women can
Peace
I too found "Semi-educated involuntary comedians" a strange choice of words.
We're looking for Truth these days, the simpler the better, and that doesn't qualify.
O-B-A-M-A
O-B-A-M-A
O-B-A-M-A
YES WE CAN!!!!!!
We have a GD counterfeit slewie amongst us! Lets stab his ass!
Slewie must have really gotten to them! LOL
he has stolen my shtick!
and no fucking crdit either!
fucking Pirate!
the next thing you know he will have stolen my gold and plundered my favorite booty!
anything but vote with bullets! fucking pussy!
It takes booty to get booty.
Hate to say it but RP sputtering like an old moped out there.
(sent from my gaypad)
On yeah. So what, right? Let’s just keep the president we’ve got. Right? We’ve already got a president. We don’t’ need another one. Right?
Ssheessh. Was just an observation, still voting for him.
I know what you are talking about JD but the problem is so much to say and so little time. How does one educate a whole country on national television in 4, 30 second sound bytes? And the topic questions are complicated and the answers nuanced so when one asks if you quite the R party and sent a letter to Reagan one can't just say yes.
but, but, but, gold was going down.. i was gonna catch the bottom at 17xx...what happened???
1938 strong bitchez!
...pre election WMD and Rosemary's Baby stays in office as a peace maker. lol
LOL Ginkdidge... "There are people out there that CAN KILL hundreds of gazillions of Americans some morning!" And he's just the man to hunt them down, in their homes, forever.
He's the Ginginator.
is reagan running? is that their only hope is to keep mentioning reagan?
I'm half expecting Ronald Reagan to rip off his Rick Perry mask and reveal himself. None of these people, excepting only Ron Paul, has a single original idea. For a religious bunch, they sure like to worship false idols.
Regarding open borders. Don't they have most of their assets on the northern border? That says almost everything to me.
All 30 million plus of us are going to rush the border at the same time in search of a Tim Horton's. Failing that, a Stan Makita's
A comprehensive retort in one word or less....Montreal.
I'm no more from Montreal then you are from any city in the States. It's a pointlessly broad brush.
Ignoring me more and more, now that governor dickhead is in.
Where do we vote RP the winner of the debate, so we can go put out the trash and get to bed?
Debate polls:
http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/09/07/7658608-who-do-you-think...
http://news.yahoo.com/obamas-best-jobs-plan-might-status-quo-220816561.html
Darn it, is there no way to stuff the ballot boxes?
Yay! Found a way, but it doesn't look like it's really necessary -- Ron Paul's winning by a landslide!
Since none of these morons are really that great....we should all print Obama 2012 (Yes We Did) shirts out by the shit load and hand them out to every panhandler, begger and homeless person we see.....get an Obama shirt on the back of every bumb on the street and see what type of message that sends....otherwise we will see 4 more years for Obama....we are gonna have to win this election.....
I see that every day on the street in Chicago. Maybe someone's been doing that already. Best one was a guy in one of those black shirts with all the fancy gold Obama stuff on it all curled up in a fetal position pissing himself as he was swinging the empty bottle around and singing some undecipherable words.
I think he should star in the next Obama commercial.....I am sure some printer will work with us on pricing for say a hundred shirts at a time....
Funny you say that. I wanted to take a picture, but just didn't feel right about doing it. At least the guy seemed to be a happy drunk....
Maybe I can help! Can you find his mug?
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/general/obama
Bwahahahahaha! No wonder they call you Dr. Evil! :>D
(9:18). RP a little incoherent there (re the fence and immigration etc.)
HAHA fucking RP.
The fence will one day keep you and in your capital IN dipshit.
Speaking truth to ignorance I suppose.
Ron Paul can change nothing. The president is just the figure head for the mafia. You can't infiltrate the largest mafia the world has ever known, rise to the top, and then turn the mafia in to a force for good.
The "government" is not a force for good, and it doesn't exist to help people. It is just like the guy who offers to protect your restaurant for 25% of your take. Do you really think they are protecting you from anyone but themselves?
If you think you can put a good guy in as the mafia Don, why not try to do something simple: Go out and get involved with a neighborhood drug gang, and then work your way to the top position. When you make it there, then turn the gang in to a club that had a goal of helping people.
If it works, then elect Ron Paul. That is assuming that the whole thing isn't completely rigged - which it most certainly is. Rick Perry was already selected when he started showing up to Builderburg meetings to sort out the big highway through Texas that's owned by some foreign corporation. He's already juiced in. Unless someone has a video of him raping a child in the ass, I think he's a lock.
Even Fox News is propping him up.
Don't waste your time.
'fraid you're right.
That video may actually garner him more votes than he'd lose..............
US government is an organized criminal enterprise that cannot and will not be reformed. Give it up. Those who most need reforming are in control of all the avenues of meaningful reform. They are not going to sit by and see their power and wealth "reformed" away from them. Get real, Loose Eel.
It worked once with Gorbachev!
yeah... just sit back, grease the skids and take your fucking. cuz... it's just inevitable. In fact, put the shackles on now, get 'em on early, the last ones get the old, rusted shackles that chaffe. Watch out though, embrace 'inevitable' too comfortably and you lose the will to fight forever. Pathetic defeatist slave now, hopeless slave later.
Ron Paul is hated by the Statists. That right there is enough for me. Put him in office and he will make their vision of our future harder to achieve. It's about the FIGHT.
America is history. It's only a matter of time. Would you rather a Democrat accelerate this demise by 10x and get it over with? Or have a Republican drag it out? I'll go with the Democrat.
Over the cliff and into the abyss at 100 mph or 50 mph? Same destination with both the Dems and GOP. Let's get it over with! Meanwhile, all sane folks will be manning the lifeboats and getting their asses off the USS Titanic (I know the first one was HMS Titanic).
Ron Paul is teh.man but I gotta say that Newt Gingrich has a thing with fucking the media robots who ask programmed questions...
I don't like any of the candidates on either side.
I am probably not "patriotic".
edit: Ron Paul seems have some wisdom because of his age. But other than that the whole spectrum of "candidates" is shit.
Actually, I think it does make you patriotic. If you didn't care about the country and the future, you wouldn't care who was elected, or worse yet would want the person you perceived as supporting your narrow self interest whether best for country in long run.
Bachmann is brought to you by psychiatric solutions
9:25 -- "Bachman" is evidently German for "Stepford"
Ron Paul just lost the debate: "what if the border fence is not there to keep illegals out - but to keep Americans in when they try to leave with their assets when things fall apart...?
That's not presidential - that's conspiracy theory - and to mainstream media and mainstream citizens a best funny and at worst nuts - however many grains of truth this statement may contain.
Paul is the smartest - and has the right principles - but he's not a great debater and not presidential - unfortunately for the US and for individual liberty.
I don't think he cares, at this point it is the equivalent of yelling "get in the lifeboat jackass".
When all is said and done I think Harry Browne's presidential campaign could be the most important of the past century.
Yes his statement, as delivered, made little sense. Just answer the question, don't race a light year ahead of it.
So you people really are watching! Test at noon tommorow!
Unfortuitously, the coming election is a slam dunk for Hillary.
Wrong, governor asshole! Obama's decision to sink another $Trillion in Afukkinghanistan was not a good idea.
only not a good idea to us non TPTB people - the perfectly correct answer for the 'are you ready to play ball' crowd
He wasn't circumcised:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKQGT8Qc8Wo
Oh, and Governor Perry just guaranteed Josh Brolin a new movie offer.
As much as I think Newt is a political opportunist, I give him credit for taking the MSM to task.
Newt Gingrich to moderator John Harris of Politico: "I for one and I hope that all of my friends up here are going to repudiate every effort of the news media to get Republicans to fight each other, to protect Barack Obama who deserves to be defeated. And all of us are committed as a team. Whoever the nominee is, we are all for defeating Barack Obama."
Got a feeling Perry could have some huge speaking flubs like Bush
ok Edward.. do tell who you think should be running the nation.. and Edward.. given the fact that you have the name of my State plastered on top of yours lets hope you get it right and that you are not just anohter idiot New Jersey Transplant who thinks Austerity will really help the people of America pick themselves up by thier boot straps.
Perry is horrifically awkward...
Bachmann supports drilling for more domestic children.
The help doesn't live forever...