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Sheila Bair's Modest Proposal To Fix Everything: Hyperinflation

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This one is actually quite funny, although we feel that the MMTers, the Neo-Keynesians, the Econ 101 textbook fanatics, and the government apparatchiks out there will fail to appreciate the humor. However, we are a little concerned how many of those in charge read into this a little too much, and decide to make this official policy...

From the Washington Post:

Fix income inequality with $10 million loans for everyone!

By Sheila Bair, Published: April 13

Are you concerned about growing income inequality in America? Are you resentful of all that wealth concentrated in the 1 percent? I’ve got the perfect solution, a modest proposal that involves just a small adjustment in the Federal Reserve’s easy monetary policy. Best of all, it will mean that none of us have to work for a living anymore.

For several years now, the Fed has been making money available to the financial sector at near-zero interest rates. Big banks and hedge funds, among others, have taken this cheap money and invested it in securities with high yields. This type of profit-making, called the “carry trade,” has been enormously profitable for them.

So why not let everyone participate?

Under my plan, each American household could borrow $10 million from the Fed at zero interest. The more conservative among us can take that money and buy 10-year Treasury bonds. At the current 2 percent annual interest rate, we can pocket a nice $200,000 a year to live on. The more adventuresome can buy 10-year Greek debt at 21 percent, for an annual income of $2.1 million. Or if Greece is a little too risky for you, go with Portugal, at about 12 percent, or $1.2 million dollars a year. (No sense in getting greedy.)

Think of what we can do with all that money. We can pay off our underwater mortgages and replenish our retirement accounts without spending one day schlepping into the office. With a few quick keystrokes, we’ll be golden for the next 10 years.

Of course, we will have to persuade Congress to pass a law authorizing all this Fed lending, but that shouldn’t be hard. Congress is really good at spending money, so long as lawmakers don’t have to come up with a way to pay for it. Just look at the way the Democrats agreed to extend the Bush tax cuts if the Republicans agreed to cut Social Security taxes and extend unemployment benefits. Who says bipartisanship is dead?

And while that deal blew bigger holes in the deficit, my proposal won’t cost taxpayers anything because the Fed is just going to print the money. All we need is about $1,200 trillion, or $10 million for 120 million households. We will all cross our hearts and promise to pay the money back in full after 10 years so the Fed won’t lose any dough. It can hold our Portuguese debt as collateral just to make sure.

Because we will be making money in basically the same way as hedge fund managers, we should have to pay only 15 percent in taxes, just like they do. And since we will be earning money through investments, not work, we won’t have to pay Social Security taxes or Medicare premiums. That means no more money will go into these programs, but so what? No one will need them anymore, with all the cash we’ll be raking in thanks to our cheap loans from the Fed.

Come to think of it, by getting rid of work, we can eliminate a lot of government programs. For instance, who needs unemployment benefits and job retraining when everyone has joined the investor class? And forget the trade deficit. Heck, we want those foreign workers to keep providing us with goods and services.

We can stop worrying about education, too. Who needs to understand the value of pi or the history of civilization when all you have to do to make a living is order up a few trades? Let the kids stay home with us. They can play video games while we pop bonbons and watch the soaps and talk shows. The liberals will love this plan because it reduces income inequality; the conservatives will love it because it promotes family time.

I’m really excited! This is the best American financial innovation since liar loans and pick-a-payment mortgages. I can’t wait to get my super PAC started to help candidates who support this important cause. I think I will call my proposal the “Get Rid of Employment and Education Directive.”

Some may worry about inflation and long-term stability under my proposal. I say they lack faith in our country. So what if it cost 50 billion marks to mail a letter when the German central bank tried printing money to pay idle workers in 1923?

That couldn’t happen here. This is America. Why should hedge funds and big financial institutions get all the goodies?

Look out 1 percent, here we come.

 

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Mon, 04/16/2012 - 00:00 | 2347778 FeralSerf
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The white guys don't stand out on Saba.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:15 | 2346609 trilliontroll
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But it is a LOAN! You have to pay it back ! Think of all the hard  working prople who rely on

not being cheated . So be prudent and invest it in Portugal Bonds, greek bonds or something

rocksolid like that ...

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 16:39 | 2347098 koperniuk666
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Pay it back???

Shurely shome mistake......

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 14:37 | 2346910 10044
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you really think by the time 10m gets to you, the ticket to Barbados will be less than $10m?

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 11:57 | 2346561 LawsofPhysics
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Think of all the PM's and land you could buy, at least at first.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:10 | 2346595 darkpool2
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The definition of " at first" could only mean that the algos and HFT ' s could get some of it at " reasonable" prices. By day 2 ( at best ) , you would get the same physical amount of PM with your $10mm that you would have been able to buy two days previously.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:26 | 2346645 cossack55
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True, but what percentage of the "mopes and dopes" would sink it all into paper PMs.  There's a fool born every nanosecond.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 11:58 | 2346562 urbanelf
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Why would this cause hyperinflation?  Krugman said inflation will never happen in a depressed economy, EVAR!

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:01 | 2346567 alexwest
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wew...

she was being sarcastic... thanx god

alx

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:02 | 2346570 mind_imminst
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Reading this satire made me laugh but also made me angry once again about the big banks getting free money while the rest of us are subject to the FED's war on saving. What is really maddening is when the lamestream media and CNBC anchors slobber praise all over Jamie Dimon for earning profits at JPM. I could take free money from the FED and turn a profit. There is nothing special about what Dimon is doing. A chimpanzee could be trained to run JPM when the FED is sending them money hand-over-fist.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:40 | 2346684 GeezerGeek
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But would the chimpanzee be willing to lower his ethical standards?

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 00:04 | 2347784 FeralSerf
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He wouldn't need to lower his ethical standards if he was already a member of the Kosher Nostra.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:03 | 2346575 sunnyside
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two chicks at the same time, man


Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:47 | 2346705 Sabibaby
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That's what it would take for two chicks to double up on a guy like me.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:04 | 2346576 sampo
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Silver is the investment of our lifetimes!

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:06 | 2346585 optimator
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A great idea with only one condition.  Give me my 10 mil first, before any of you guys,  so I can buy gold with it before you.  Seriously, is this a joke of a trial balloon?

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:07 | 2346587 Caggge
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Think what the world would be like if 4 years ago....instead of bailing out Wall Street...Uncle Sam just paid off 1 mortgage for every one. The catch being that you could only own one house, apartment, condo, etc. We would still as a country be 6 trillion more in debt but the slaves would be free from their evil masters in Washington and Wall Street. It brings the movie Braveheart to my mind. FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM. I guess we decided to chose the path that some heads will need to be cut off to get some freedom. Shame it will be the heads of slaves and not the heads of the good ole boys clubs on Wall Street.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:09 | 2346589 Scalaris
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Sure, at some point each American household could indeed borrow $10 million from the Fed at zero interest.

Of course at that point the Big Mac will cost around $5000.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:18 | 2346619 El
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Hey, I'm okay with that. I'm already prepared for hyperinflation...lol. Are you? ;)

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 16:16 | 2347069 engineertheeconomy
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hint: Precious Metals

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:28 | 2346649 theMAXILOPEZpsycho
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thats ok, they're unhealthy anyway...how much will sushi cost?

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:48 | 2346706 Scalaris
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At least 20 current AAPL shares.

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 00:07 | 2347788 TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

thats ok, they're unhealthy anyway...how much will sushi cost?

The price of sushi will be inversely proportional to the becquerels per kilogram.

 

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 00:21 | 2347808 FeralSerf
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No problemo.  The ciggies can cost $50K a pack too.  Just make sure I don't have to pay more than $4 a gallon for my gasoline.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:08 | 2346591 aleph0
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Are you sure the date is right .... April 13th. ?
Searched the article for the 1st. April ... no date shown there !

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:10 | 2346593 The Alarmist
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This would be funny if we weren' t already somewhat down the road in this direction.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:32 | 2346656 Not Too Important
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Speaking of 'The Road', that's exactly where we're headed.

Cormac McCarthy is a prophet.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:11 | 2346594 TWSceptic
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Assuming there would be a free market, less regulation, and lower taxes, ironically this could be less damaging than what we have now.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:11 | 2346597 AnAnonymous
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Why not? Fantasy after fantasy.

Here's something else.

Let's US citizen middle class that figure out they simply no longer make it in US citizen societies due to the gigantic drain on resources a US citizen middle class generates liquidate their assets in US citizen land, take the money and relocate in a second or third world country where they can buy themselves a standard of life US citizen middle class think they are entitled to.

Restart America out of the reach of the big bad invasive US citizen government or something like that.

Well, US citizen unemployed youth and pensioners are already figuring out the US citizen solution.

Just let US citizen middle class do the same.

Solve everything. US citizens who are legitimate in US citizen land will enjoy the fruits of their hard earned loot without the relentless recriminations of the losers while that too much of US citizens, having grown useless and having failed to make it up to the ranks of the legitimate US citizens, will be given another paradise to thrive in and spread the lights of US citizens. Settlers time back, the fabled past restored and all...

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:19 | 2346621 LawsofPhysics
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You have good intetntions and ideas, but fail to recognize that there are no U.S. citizens.  Read the federal Reserve Act and subsequent amendments, there are only tenants of the Corporation of the United States of America - and by de facto, The Federal Reserve Bank.

Should the U.S. tenant not be unable to pay their debts, all assets, existing resources, land, IP, everything, belongs to a private banking cartel.

There simply is no spoon, hedge accordingly.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:21 | 2346630 The Alarmist
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Hope you get to share a cell with a like-minded tax protestor so you can jointly figure out where the rule of law let you down.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:42 | 2346685 LawsofPhysics
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Where did I ever say I don't pay taxes (I do look for the appropriate rates on my financial activity)?  Are you responding to my comment, which had nothing to do with taxes?  Moreover, what the fuck makes you think that you won't be imprisioned first?  FAIL.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:49 | 2346710 The Alarmist
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Because they'll drone me first.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 13:42 | 2346795 LawsofPhysics
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Damn, I'd take the drone over the cell too.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:34 | 2346658 zerohedgeJUNKIE
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Funny how Law today are being used as an obstacle to JUSTICE instead of INJUSTICE.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:43 | 2346689 AnAnonymous
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US citizens ('Americans') are proponents of US citizenism ('Americanism')

The private banking cartel is run by 'Americans'

As to failing to recognize basic facts, I bow down to the superb and superhuman ability exhibited by US citizens.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:52 | 2346717 The Alarmist
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"I bow down to the superb and superhuman ability exhibited by US citizens."

For once you have it right, Charlie. We are Gods among men and you shall fear us and bow before us.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 13:32 | 2346769 akak
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And I bow down to the superb and superhuman ability exhibited by chinese citizenism citizens to publicly spit on each other, pick their noses, and shit on the side of the roads with utterly no shame or self-consciousnesss. 

But nothing less is to be expected from lemming-like, rabbit-breeding, quasi-animal chinese citizenism citizens.  They are merely ants with two legs instead of six.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 13:42 | 2346802 Bay of Pigs
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This particular troll is a real fucking blowhard isn't he akak?

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 13:55 | 2346826 akak
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He is an autistic and bigoted collectivist with delusions of intelligence.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 14:15 | 2346864 engineertheeconomy
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Troll of trolls he is

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 15:19 | 2346988 Future Jim
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Dup.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 20:54 | 2347535 TheFourthStooge-ing
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AnAnonymous said:

I bow down to the superb and superhuman ability exhibited by US citizens.

Ah, ah, nothing like Chinese citizenism to stating what is obvious. You every day are praising US citizenism, endorsing its virtues, advocating its spread.

Somehow not a surprising something to those who hear you daily singing the praises of US citizenism.

A song of profound profundity...

 

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 16:05 | 2347051 ArmchairRevolut...
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I would just shorten that to: tenants of The Federal Reserve Bank, a private corporation.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:26 | 2346624 The Alarmist
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Yeah, except that the US reserves the right to tax its citizens anywhere in the world and to tax its former citizens for up to 10 years after giving up citizenship. So much for the benefits of US Citizenism.

But hey, it might be refreshing to see a lot of the former serfs working in third-world sweat-shops making fat-assed blue jeans for their former Compatriots back in the homeland rather than crying on the lamestream media about how they can no longer afford to fill their Escalades.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 13:59 | 2346834 tmosley
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Boy, you sure do use the phrase "US citizen" a lot.

You mad, homie?

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 16:19 | 2347049 akak
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No, our chinese dishwasher friend is not mad, merely bigoted in the most ragingly collectivist manner conceivable.

PS: If you are in need of a good laugh, ask him how his nonsensical "US Citizenism" was responsible for the collapse of the Easter Islanders' society in the 1600s --- over 100 years BEFORE the United States even become a nation!

Time-traveling US Citizens: make me laugh!

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 18:46 | 2347302 Ricky Bobby
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Our dog eating chinese troll can't help it akak, he is just another Eunuch that serves his masters. 

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 21:17 | 2347566 TheFourthStooge-ing
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According to ancient Chinese citizenism fabled past, population was greatly sunk by inventioning Ben Franklinism, who made time traveling rickshaw to George Washington for theft of Easter Island resources.

When US citizenism having completed resource thefting from distant past to 1776,July,4th, Federalist Alexander Hamiltonianism conspiracy sent time traveling rickshaw back for melting down.

Population sinking was resultant from Three Mile Easter Island. According to circonvolutionated Chinese citizenism offuscation.

But hey, history, ethics, idealism, mettle. All is flexible in Chinese citizenism.

Unjust idealistic people do not get away with their unjust actions de facto, but can rely on one Chinese citizenism citizen to manipulate that basic fact to impose his dominatrix ideal that Mongolian citizens have been somehow naive.

Kicking the can... Chinese citizenism olympic event.

 

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:11 | 2346598 FranSix
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She's been Sweded.

 

(Be Kind, Rewind)

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:12 | 2346599 lizzy36
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Whats good for the goose is good for the gander.

This would be an awesome way to end TBTF. Absolutely awesome.

Now some bright American needs to form a 3rd party ASAP, with this op-ed as its SOLE platform.

My bet is they would win the election!!!!!

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:39 | 2346679 jomama
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sounds like a sure-fire way to get suicided.  where do i sign up?

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:11 | 2346601 thatonekid13
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Sheila Bair is the man!

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:17 | 2346605 deepsouthdoug
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Come on people wheelbarrows are sooooooooo 1920s.  Smart phones with that bar scanner, buying technology.

Black Hawk Ben downloads pixel trillions, quadbazillions, googleplexes of bucks every night to your smart phone.  You go about you business the very next day.

I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:31 | 2346654 theMAXILOPEZpsycho
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shit I'm super treble long wheelbarrows...all for nothing if ppl can walk around with trillions of bucks on their smartphones

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 13:27 | 2346765 i_fly_me
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You'll do fine.  It'll be in wheelbarrows by the end of it, don't you doubt it.  64bits only get you so many zeros.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 14:19 | 2346869 engineertheeconomy
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I just opened my wallet and added ten extra zeros to all my hundred dollar bills. That should hold me till tomorrow morning

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:14 | 2346608 nevadan
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Get Rid of Employment and Education Directive

as acronyms go this is as good as it gets

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:14 | 2346610 Yes We Can. But...
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I'd like to order the Big Mac Meal for $2,299.00 please.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 18:30 | 2347273 nmewn
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Wanna go large for just $850 more?

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:19 | 2346625 gimli
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I have 2 kids -- make it for 12 million and I'm in.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:21 | 2346629 Sathington Willougby
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Using this one weird trick in Texas I made 1.2 trillion a day from my computer.  

This plan works because we'll actually make money on the deal.  Conservative estimates have it at around 15 trillion in service fees.  That alone would pay off the debt.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:24 | 2346636 wandstrasse
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Let us give hyperinflation an academic and at the same time encouraging name, first suggestions:

- homeland wealth adjustment

- financial asset restructuring

- monetary enhancement

- ...

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:45 | 2346698 Winston Churchill
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Corzined Dimunation.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 14:21 | 2346874 engineertheeconomy
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Quantatative diseasing

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 21:18 | 2347568 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Yuantitative queasing.

 

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 02:06 | 2347922 akak
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Confiscative queefing.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:50 | 2346712 marcusfenix
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transitory wealth expansion adjustment.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 15:27 | 2347004 magpie
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National growth in nominal fortune advancement

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:23 | 2346637 sschu
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Would the "loan" be dischargable?  

sschu

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 00:30 | 2347821 FeralSerf
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Easily.  The next month, after you've spent the 10 mil on gas and a few burgers, they'll loan you 10 billion because you're such a good credit risk.

Don't forget to pay off last month's loan or the following month things won't be pretty.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:24 | 2346641 banksterhater
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Too bad nobody listened to her seriousness at FDIC. Geithner neutered her, then she brought bank closings on Fridays almost  to a halt, then she left- PRAISING THE BANKS FOR THEIR SOLVENCY! Sheila, you're a CON. A f-ing sell-out, like the rest. When's the book tour?

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:37 | 2346668 DeadFred
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Maybe the government issue 'babysitters' for her kids influenced her world view?

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 13:47 | 2346809 Dburn
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There was this small problem with the bank closings. The FDIC needed money. Lots and lots of money. They were 8B in the red around the time Ms. Bair left.
Anyone who has read ZH in the past for sometime, would have a knee-jerk reaction of "That was no accident" that the FDIC had no money. The Govt told us the FDIC would be able to borrow 500B from the treasury until of course the treasury could only find the one buyer for the bonds needed, the fed, who quickly killed that off with : "We aren't here to bail-out little people. Understand?"

I imagine Ms. Bair stayed silent because the last thing jumpy America needed to hear was what she just wrote but with less syllables and external references.

Dear Taxpayers, Tax-cheats, and real Americans.

 

"We're fucking broke bitchez. That FDIC sticker can now be bought in rolls of toilet paper because that's the only way we're gonna get funded. That means your deposits have less protection than teenagers going on their first grand-slam of sex. For you sub-80s? That means, your deposits are being used for sex, drugs and derivatives and if you all asked for your money all at once, the banks would close much faster than the plant you used to work at or that cheap Good Will suit. 

You've been had bitches. The having is coming.

Sheila Bair
Former head of the FDIC which is now changed it's mission a bit to the Federal Deposit Corporation to insure the 1% .

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 15:27 | 2347001 Waterfallsparkles
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Always prudent to have a little fiat laying around the house.

If the Market collapsed and the Banks went on Holiday.  There could be big problems.

What happens if you can not access your Money in the Bank?  How will you pay your Mortgages, Car loans etc.  If your Money is tied up long enough the Banks could start to repossess your Real Estate, Cars etc.  What could you do about it?

Think about what happened with MF Global.  If your Money was tied up there it could take years to get it back.  Same with the S&L Crisis it took 3 years for people to get their Money back.

How can you continue to pay your Secured Debts for your House or Car without cash on hand.  FDIC may eventually give you your Money back but WHEN?  Same with your Brokerage Accounts. Will you lose everything before that happens thru Forclosure or repo?  That is the question.

That is why I always have Cash laying around.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 19:49 | 2347425 Jendrzejczyk
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If the banks are closed, they couldn't possibly expect you to pay a car note or a mortgage payment. They are closed, the other banks are closed. Payments to banks will be the least of your problems.

The real issue will be: What will anybody else accept as payment for food and energy? Will the repo men accept fiat from the banksters to reposses your car? Will the farmer take worthless paper for his valuable food?

 

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 20:40 | 2347515 BidnessMan
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The quote from the book "The Death of Money" about Weimar hyperinflation that got my attention the most, was German farmers refusing to sell food for what they called "Jew Confetti" - paper Marks. If it gets to that point, your mortgage payment will be the least of your worries. Beans and bullets are the only things that will be important..... Spend a few minutes thinking through the implications.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 22:57 | 2347686 The Navigator
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and THAT's why I have Silver laying around

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:30 | 2346652 zerohedgeJUNKIE
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Genius. Buckle Up cuz congress might bite with this one cuz it's very much the same logic they've been doin since the crash of 08'. Why the bankers should monopolize who should have fun, masses must be included and we'd all be rich! Just print the G'damn money Bernie! Just press the zero key and add at will.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:32 | 2346655 resurger
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ill go for greece.... they wont default... its about time i enjoy my life and have a menaja twuh'

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:34 | 2346660 Mr. Lucky
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Zerohedge version of the the Sunday funnies.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:35 | 2346661 The Alarmist
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Tell you what, I'll settle for a $10 processing fee plus $4.95 S&H fees for each of these loans that I help originate ... I'd simply extend the loan by sending out pre-approved credit cards to tens of millions of households, just like the good old days of the 2000's.

Plus ça change ....

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 13:18 | 2346753 Bob
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Rolling loans gather no loss. 

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:36 | 2346664 Bunga Bunga
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The solution to polution is dilution.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 13:35 | 2346779 akak
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No, the solution to pollution is .... ship it to China!

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 14:30 | 2346899 The Alarmist
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The problem is that they roll it up into cheap crap and ship it back to us to buy at Wal-Mart.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:36 | 2346669 Fix It Again Timmy
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You can say that down is up and up is down, but gravity will be the final and true arbiter....

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:48 | 2346708 GeezerGeek
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Congress should pass a law reducing gravity by at least 50%. I'd really like to be able to dunk a basketball without a ladder.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:37 | 2346670 BadKiTTy
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Sing along.......

America......
Fuck yeah....
Coming to save
The motherfukin day yeah....

K@

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:39 | 2346676 ItsDanger
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Actually her argument is more or less accurate.  Why cant all of us borrow money at 0%?  Its a joke really.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 14:35 | 2346905 engineertheeconomy
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Fuck that, if we all just put our hundred dollar bills in our copy machines and pressed the print button, we could pay off the national debt by tomorrow morning...

Fuck this borrow shit...

Hell, we all have computers and copy machines...

What are they going to do, arrest all of us tomorrow afternoon?

*professional sarcasm, do not try this at home 

 they will put you in jail

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 21:40 | 2347602 WmMcK
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Bring me back ($500 bill) and save ink and paper (or even better, do it all digitally)

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:42 | 2346683 honestann
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Good article, because it clearly shows how the predators DBA government are force-feeding financial institutions with trillions in unearned profits.  Hopefully it also shows how the current authoritarian system does not and can not work, though that might require an IQ over 80, which is becoming rather rare lately.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:46 | 2346695 marcusfenix
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I love this idea because once it was put into play and the resulting juggernaut hyperinflation hit, the people would finally realize the plain simple truth.

FRN's are just paper, and are only worth what the central banks their government parasites pointing a gun at your head while bleeding you of your wealth, dignity and individualism say they are.

destroy the bankster ponzi instrument of debt enslavement, the fiat currency, and save the Republic, maybe the world. 

I like it, of course it will never happen this way the PTB's will fight to preserve, protect, expand and enforce their myopic, greed driven, psychopathic world view to the bitter end.

and it will be a very bitter end indeed.

 

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:51 | 2346715 AnAnonymous
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Maybe the world?

But the US of A has been on the good side of the fiat USD ponzi, not on the wrong.

The US has grown incredibly richer thanks to the USD ponzi.

Now, because you do not perceive your share of the loot, jumping to the conclusion...

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 14:38 | 2346898 engineertheeconomy
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All americans and all people world wide would be better off without the ponziticians. There is no good side to a Ponzi scam. The only winners are the central bankers. Until now. Now that even the ponzimasters have been thoroughly ponzied (see Las Vegas) and are looking to cook some central banker meat. 1% central banker tacos

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 16:49 | 2347089 akak
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But the US of A has been on the good side of the fiat USD ponzi, not on the wrong.

The US has grown incredibly richer thanks to the USD ponzi.

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But the governing elite of the US of A has been on the good side of the fiat USD ponzi, not on the wrong.

The governing elite of the US has grown incredibly richer thanks to the USD ponzi.

 

You would do well to not lump the victims in with the criminals, and damn them all indescriminately --- but to a blind and bigoted collectivist such as yourself, such obvious distinctions are clearly beyond the reach of your limited nose-picking intellect.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:49 | 2346709 Seasmoke
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as always whoever gets the new printed money the quickest , will be the winners

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:59 | 2346724 The Alarmist
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You can only hope there will still be printed money so that you have something to burn to heat your McMansion during the long, cold winters ahead.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 13:05 | 2346732 Dr. Kenneth Noi...
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<--  Great idea

<--  GREATEST idea

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 13:10 | 2346744 The Alarmist
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Is that Barney-the-Dinosaur gone Kony2012-Creator on us?

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 18:16 | 2347238 smiler03
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It looks like a Sesame Street character whacking off, lol.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 21:37 | 2347597 WmMcK
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Power to the Muppets!

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 13:13 | 2346748 bugs_
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only $10m ?

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 13:15 | 2346749 Waterfallsparkles
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Great exercise in Mental Masterbation for a Sunday.  How you would spend or invest the Money.  How others would spend or invest the Money.  What would eventually happen to the economy if everyone was able to do what the Banks do.

What would happen if everyone paid off their loans to the Banks?

What would happen if people spent the Money into the economy?

What would happen if people invested the Money overseas, like our Major Corporations and not in the United States?  Then kept the revenues and principal overseas and did not retrun the Money or profit to the US.

So much fun thinking about the possibilities.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 14:33 | 2346902 The Alarmist
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I'd buy up Detroit and turn it into a theme park. Then, with the remaining $9.9 million, I would ....

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 15:33 | 2347011 Waterfallsparkles
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You could name it Haunted Factorys and give people rides on the conveyor belts used for cars.  Great idea.

But in all seriousness why do they not turn some of those old Factorys into Homeless shelters for all of the prior workers?

I am typing this as I am looking at an add for Silo Point in Baltimore where they turned a Grain Factory into exclusive Condos that run form $300,000. to over a Million.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 18:37 | 2347287 The Alarmist
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My Detroit theme-park will be called something like the Tragical Kingdom (sorry No Doubt) ... in factories in one corner of the city, I will start a company to do solar & wind powered vehicles that will be used to take park-vistors around from attraction to attraction. I will apply to DOE & DOT for a couple billion dollars in loan guarantees. Then I will take an old factory or two and use those to house the homeless people I will hire and train to build those vehicles; for that I will apply to DOL and HHS ... maybe VA too, since a lot of the homeless are shattered war veterans ... for grants and further guarantees. To cap it all, I will get Michigan to give me the payroll taxes they would have collected from those workers as a concession for my investments in their new jobs.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 13:15 | 2346751 engineertheeconomy
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A chicken in every pot

A PRINTING PRESS IN EVERY GARAGE!

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 13:21 | 2346757 marcusfenix
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why not right?

it's all counterfeit anyways...

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 14:41 | 2346923 engineertheeconomy
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Since Bernanke has been president for 3 1/2 yrs now, it's been going that way anyways...

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 13:20 | 2346755 alfred b.
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    This is happening right now, on a daily basis and right under our nose;  it's just that the billions being printed are going to the banking cartel!

    thnx for the heads-up Sheila.

 

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 13:36 | 2346780 q99x2
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I'm with Bair but she is only saying decent things because the noose must be tightening around that bunch of crooks in DC. They won't do anything until you cut into the soft underbelly of their future interests. Such astounding comments indicates somethings a brewing.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 14:52 | 2346944 Yes_Questions
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I thought so too. 

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 23:09 | 2347700 The Navigator
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Yep - and the DHS buying 400,000,000 rounds of .40 cal ammo makes me think they've been monitoring the blogs and sense the mobs have taken the red pill.

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 00:49 | 2347845 FeralSerf
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Apparently they plan to use pistols to keep us under control.

That's nearly 2 rounds for each American man, woman and child.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 13:37 | 2346781 besnook
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this could actually work if designed correctly. the 10 mil could go into an account marked for future bond purchases bearing interest at the current 10 year rate. the account can be kept off the books so it won't affect current accounting. since no usa citizen is working chinese workers could be imported to take care of all necessary employment(cops, firemen, restaurant and hotel workers) and have their wages paid in yuan. the chinese would love it because they have another source of employment for their people and inflation would be directly exported to a country that has a lot more room to absorb it.

i am sure the chinese have thought of this and are probably planning to implement it  as soon as they can but i think they will leave the ten mil out of the picture.....and the workers will probably be former citizens of the usa because the country will be another province of china known as china town.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 14:57 | 2346957 engineertheeconomy
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If you want to hurt the chinese central bankers, just send them our building dept and planning commision.

Their entire economy will come to a permanent standstill

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 22:43 | 2347666 James
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Use a search engine to find  - U.S. Chinese special enterprise zones.

These manufacturing zones on U.S. soil will both supply housing and employment for chinese only.

Save on shipping to WalMart.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 13:39 | 2346789 Sutton
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Why do I get the feeling a version of this is coming?

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 13:41 | 2346796 topshelfstuff
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Posts were made on something like this before.

One was to issue $1 Million to everyone and automatically Deduct for any Mortgage and Student Loan Outstanding.

The other, which also addresses Foreign Debt is to call in all Current Dollars, issue New USDs, and these New Dollars be at 100 to 1, kind of like a YEN.

Internally Inflation stays the same, since everyone's Pay also goes up by two decimal points, $700 Current Weekly Pay becomes $70,000, and of course that $3 loaf of bread becomes $300, etc.....US Debt becomes 1/100th of what it is today, its still USDs after all

ALL Mortgages and ALL Student Loans stay FIXED at Current USDs, yet Payable with New USDs. This ends the Mortgage problem and everyone with a Mortgage Benefits, not only those with a problem mortgage---FAIR.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 13:48 | 2346812 mkanterm
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She is going to end up in a prison camp in Siberia...

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 14:43 | 2346925 Zero Govt
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she's going to end up in a lunatic asylum along with all the other deranged village idiots like Paul Krugman and Ben Bernanke that think pissing worthless pieces of paper around the economy equals productivity

God help the Doctors that have to listen to these dribbling retards

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 13:51 | 2346822 Venerability
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Since most of you Fellas are Extreme Nihilists, you'd think you would welcome a return to Weimar.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 14:44 | 2346928 The Alarmist
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Life is a cabaret, my dear!

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 14:51 | 2346936 slewie the pi-rat
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hard to believe that someone w/ almost 2 years on the site thinks poeple who work together to avoid propaganda effects and reactions are "extreme nihilists"

or that sound money = "a return to weimer"

pms?

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 15:14 | 2346980 engineertheeconomy
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We have now entered the Weimar Zone

fasten your seatbelts and release the oxygen mask form its compartment

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 14:01 | 2346840 hazek
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Ha ha ha, not.

 

This would be funny if it wasn't so damn tragic and exactly what's about to happen.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 14:03 | 2346841 tony bonn
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my only reservation about the proposal is that it is a tad too modest. we live in an era not measured by millions - but by trillions. accordingly, we should adjust the loan ceiling to that level.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 14:02 | 2346844 Mox E
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Isn't this essentially what we are doing but only by proxy?  If the Fed prints, we're all liable.  The only difference is, we don't recieve a direct benefit.  Sheila's plan ensures that we all benefit.  "From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs" will need to be rebranded to, "Ass, cash or grass. No one eats for free".

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 14:10 | 2346855 ISEEIT
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I want's my 10,000,000!!
and I want's it now.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 14:27 | 2346862 yogibear
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LOL,

You can bet Bernanke and Bair already discussed to hyperinflate.

WHen Keynesian economics fails we revert to Zimbabwe  economics!

Bair,Bernanke, Dudley and Yellen's plan:

1.) Get DOW to 52,000

2.)  Gas to 20.00/gal

3.) 18.00 for a loaf of bread.

For the final plan, hyperventilation.

 

 

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 14:23 | 2346881 headless blogger
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I don't think these looter criminals should do jail time. I'd rather see those responsible for the fraud and crime to be placed on "Work Release" programs.

They should be put into minimum wage jobs (part-time employment), not allowed to receive pay raises, no benefits, and be required to live only on these wages....for about a 20 year sentence. They get no help from the outside: family, friends, religious affiliations, etc., although they can apply for section 8 housing in a low income neighborhood. Being homeless would give them the chance to escape, so low income housing would be the best bet.

I don't eat at McDonalds, but if I discovered that Ben Bernanke was working there for his work release program, I'd go in every day....So many businesses would want to hire these criminals because it would increase business.

This is NOT an absurd idea. The last emporer of China, ended up living his last years as a poor gardener, and he wasn't even a criminal!

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 18:27 | 2347267 smiler03
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There's a British Author called Sue Townsend who wrote a book called "The Queen & I". The plot:

"THE MONARCHY HAS BEEN DISMANTLED

When a Republican party wins the General Election, their first act in power is to strip the royal family of their assets andtitles and send them to live on a housing estate in the Midlands.

Exchanging Buckingham Palace for a two-bedroomed semi in Hell Close (as the locals dub it), caviar for boiled eggs, servants for a social worker named Trish, the Queen and her family learn what it means to be poor among the great unwashed. But is their breeding sufficient to allow them to rise above their changed circumstance or deep down are they really just like everyone else?"

I hope it comes true one day. ;O)

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 01:03 | 2347849 FeralSerf
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No they're not like everyone else.  The queen will need to have lessons on how to wipe her ass, not to mention the more complex tasks like boiling eggs.  We'd get to see if an old dog can actually learn new tricks.

The only thing that "breeding" got them was hemophilia and not having to share the wealth with outsiders.

I'd like to see it too.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 14:27 | 2346893 q99x2
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Proposal To Fix Everything

Eliminate Central Banks Worldwide and unite with Europe against the NWO.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 14:38 | 2346916 Zero Govt
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you don't have to "unite" or even fight the NWO ...all you have to do is cut the suckers off

Stop Paying Your Taxes

...don't feed the suckers

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 16:13 | 2347063 Waterfallsparkles
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There are quite a few people that have commited crimes to get a roof over their head, three meals a day and health care free.

Great way also to save your assets for your family, especially if you are terminally ill with little or no health insurance.  Just make sure you get sent to a Federal Prison.

I guess not paying your Taxes would qualify for a Federal Prison.  Just make sure that nothing is in your name.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 14:37 | 2346901 Zero Govt
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this is Bruce Krastings favourite regulator, said Bair has done a fine job (if you consider a regulator writing 500x more guarantees than they've got money in the bank 'good')

...little did Brucie know he'd put a gonzo debt loonatic on a pedastal wanting to promote the batty bitch to higher office

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 14:37 | 2346908 Cyclerider
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Wasn't Sheila Bair one of those who advocated all the Fed's big bank stimulation to save the economy?  Now she's upset because all the money went to rich speculators while savers, who used to be the foundation of the banking system, got screwed?

She must be running for office.

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 01:06 | 2347858 FeralSerf
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The essay is tongue in cheek.  Most people won't understand that.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 14:41 | 2346917 Catullus
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TRIANGULATION. They adopt your argumentation to shut you up.  They claim they're on your side.

I've got a better idea: disband the FDIC.  Why do we need it?  The Fed is just going to bail them out anyway.  Why have smaller banks pay the fee?

They know what they're doing is bullshit.  They're trying to pin this on someone other than the government agencies that are implicit in the fraud

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 14:43 | 2346920 yogibear
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Bair: Hint, hint, hint,

Bernake and the fed's final last gasp plan is to hyperinflate (complete loss in the value of the US dollar).

A warning for countries and individuals to dump US dollars ASAP.

One way of bring wages and standard of living to that of a third world country. 

 

 

 

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 19:12 | 2347342 Freebird
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Relax, give hyperinflation a chance...

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 14:44 | 2346927 morning_glory
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I made $293,376,210 today just working from home.

Check out my link for more info.

http://www.federalreserve.gov/

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 17:21 | 2347144 DoubleTap
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But were you able to do it in your pajama's? That's the kind of job I'm looking for.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 23:27 | 2347727 The Navigator
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How the hell do they qualify for a .gov domain???

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!