A Simple Question For Senator Schumer

Tyler Durden's picture

As many already know, earlier today Senator Schumer announced the cleverly named Ex-PATRIOT act, which seeks nothing short of exile for anyone who effectively declines their US citizenship for tax avoidance purposes. So far so good. We have, however, one simple question. In light of recent media reports of rampant abuse of various international tax loopholes by US corporations (recall the Double Irish with a Dutch Sandwich), but much more importantly, the glaring abuse of offshore tax shelters by hedge funds - organization such as Paulson & Co., RenTec, York Capital, etc., and financial institutions, such as Lazard, Blackstone, and Credit Suisse, can Senator Schumer please rep, warrant and guarantee that none of his corporate sponsors, i.e., his Top 100 Contributors, have ever engaged in any form of explicit or implicit tax avoidance, tax offshoring, and tax shelter. To facilitate his checklisting, we have presented his top 100 contributors below. Because if he can't, one may be left with the impression that his whole anti-tax tirade and legislation is, you know, hypocritical.

Source: OpenSecrets

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Joe Sixpack's picture

Ahh.., and add to that, corporations are persons, too! Do they get counted?


The Patriot Act.....the Ex-Patriot Act.  This is all a joke right?

alien-IQ's picture

I think Tom Waits said it best : "It's more than a bad dream, now that I'm sober"

Ahmeexnal's picture

Which part of rope/lamp post/*snap*CRACKLE*pop do the sociopath banker-politico-oligarchs do not understand?

economics9698's picture

Germany did the same shit to the yids.

HarryM's picture

I love it when Politicians accuse other people of playing dirty

Hugh_Jorgan's picture

Schumer's green with envy over of one co-founder of Facebook, nothing more. Jealous of one dirtbag who will be walking away with 10's of millions more hype-dollars by going tax free. Oh and maybe he thinks he will score a few political points in the process by playing whistle-blower.

smlbizman's picture

the u.s.a has now become like divorce....."why is it so expensive to leave amerika?..cause its worth it....

nmewn's picture

A New York Senator in bed with the monied interests...who woulda thunk it

Pure Evil's picture

Who cares about any of it, Schumer's just pissed because Saverin didn't drop 10 Million in his super-pac before Saverin let the knob rock his crack on the way out the door.

My advice to Saverin, if you're not already in Singapore, leave immediately before they announce that leaving the country is the equivalent of extremism and detain you indefinitely.

One can afford to lose millions or billions, but if you find yourself locked up in the basement of the Lubyanka prison, then there will be no escape, just ask Khodorkovsky.

flacon's picture

No comment needed for this cartoon graphic:







The Big Ching-aso's picture



If ya wanna renounce your U.S. citizenship U can also just move to San Fran or NYC.

Lost My Shorts's picture

It will take people a while to understand the true purpose of this law.  The Facebook guy is just a pretext.  The honorable senator from Wall Street would not do anything to inconvenience people with money.

sgt_doom's picture

Really, after Dorgan retired, that effectively left only republiCONS, and those r-cons posing as faux crats --- simply offshore the US Senate.

Next, offshore the corrupt US Supreme Court, and then offshore the West Wing staff.

Really unnecessary to have any future elections....

malikai's picture

After the next civil war, there may just be a little bit of Offshore Gov't.

TheGardener's picture

All rough and ready operations were offshored long ago.

All of the worst of it been cast just into domestic law, including US- citizens.

All of us being their declared enemies.

All, freaking all westerners being enemies of their states
or the proxies thereof to deflect attention.

All you stay calm....................:-)

hornster's picture

I wish Dorgan would run for president someday.

DosZap's picture

The Patriot Act.....the Ex-Patriot Act.  This is all a joke right?

I am waiting for the Anti Patriot Act, where if you want to leave and expat, dump your citizenship, you will forfeit 100% of all your personal property, and bank accounts, 401k's,entire fortunes, and then you can never come back.

Reason?, YOU made the $$$ here, so it r belong to us.

Peter Pan's picture

And how about an Ex-Patriot Act that exiles corporations or polticians who send jobs to overseas factories, overseas call centres and overseas battlefields?

JohnG's picture

This is almost exactly what was done to German Jews leaving Germany in the mid thirties, except only 90% of assets.  Thus gold sewn in clothes, extravagant parties, etc.

EndTheMedia's picture

Chucky will send in the drones if you try and renounce your citizenship. Hell they are already flying over US soil watch the video here http://bit.ly/Lb4ZD9

Vincent Vega's picture

Soon we'll have Patriot Act Zero, Diet Patriot Act, Honey Mustard Patriot Act, Patriot Act With Lime, Classic Patriot Act, and Patriot Act Lite.

WALLST8MY8BALL's picture

They already have the Pepper Spray flavor!

Midas's picture

Does the Senator realize this is the Cuban business model?  We have been telling the Cuban government what not to do for a half century, but now Schumer has come around to their way of thinking.

sgt_doom's picture

No, the senator only is aware of his bank accounts, here and in Switzerland.

Polonius's picture

You Americans are such gullible sheep.  You already have the most draconian tax laws in the world with your global taxation even if you don't live in the country.  Which, BTW, no other civilized nation does because it's tantamount to slavery.  Now you are going to try to ratchet it up a notch?  For the love of Lenin...you people have no idea how close you come to replicating the worst parts of the Soviet Union.

ButIfNot's picture

Sadly, nmany of us DO realize how bad it is, but sheep are hard to awaken without calamity.

F. Bastiat's picture

Oh, we do have an idea and we're fighting back. You're not going to see much of it in the media, but it's on.

macholatte's picture


Schumer is an egocentric Progressive hack, the personification of all that is wrong with politics and the justification for term limits.

James-Morrison's picture

We already have term limits.  The sheeple are too stupid to use them.

I plan on using my one term Presidential limit this year.


TheGardener's picture

Socialismo o muerte ! They won!


SMG's picture

The Oligarchs own nothing, but control everything through corporations and legal entities.   That is how they are taught in the Oligarchy's useless eater enslavement school.   It's easy to target a person if that person publicly owns much,   but if that same person secretly controlled hundreds of corps behind the scenes, you have no idea who to send the torch and pitchfork brigades after.

One of the keys of real change will be to get control and make truly transparent these coprate entities, the oligarchs use to enslave us.


TheGardener's picture

Make a list comrade, make a difference.

"you have no idea who to send the torch and pitchfork brigades after."

Call these dogs off, forever.

I have some priced hunting dogs on hand, that would finish
any job that nature asks for

bjfish's picture

Thanks for the impressive fund-raising list.

What a typical slimebag DemocRAT; he oozes arrogance, corruption, and deception out of every pore.

hedgeless_horseman's picture



What fun would socializing the losses be if these corporations could not privatize ALL of the gains?

GenX Investor's picture

Um, no we aren't going to do that, because, um your stupid and I'm smart.

pods's picture

Do as I say, not as I do?

Or, taxes are only for the small people.


A better question for this roach:

And what would you like to drink with your final meal?


Buckaroo Banzai's picture

I heard that Senator Schumer is a shit-encrusted cocksucking douchebag catamite. Is this true?

Death and Gravity's picture

I have it on good authority that it is indeed true.

hedgeless_horseman's picture



I do not know.  Let's ask him one other simple question! 

Senator Schumer, when did you stop being a shit-encrusted cocksucking douchebag catamite?

Al Huxley's picture

Well played.  But a little better would be 'are you still a shit-encrusted, cocksucking douchebag catamite?'

catacl1sm's picture

"It's true. This man has no penis."

James-Morrison's picture

Then why is he such a dickhead?

He might be 100% penis!

Gully Foyle's picture

Buckaroo Banzai

Well now we may as well kick off the fireworks, god knows this topic is ripe for it, with: You forgot Israel bought and paid for Jew traitor to the US, in your claim.

I think that covered it pretty good. But I'm certain people will be much more vehement in their assessments than I was.

krispkritter's picture

You mean he's dating Barney Fwank? But he couldn't be critical of hippos then could he?

forexskin's picture

I heard that Senator Schumer is a shit-encrusted cocksucking douchebag catamite.

and obviously...

HOW DARE YOU INSULT *shit-encrusted cocksucking douchebag catamites everywhere* by comparing them to Sh**mer?

GOSPLAN HERO's picture

Comrade Schumer likes to whine.

WAMO556's picture

Wow, that fuckstick gets alot of money. I wonder if he is paid for the blowjobs he gives or is that comped?