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I don't see a problem with this, oh look over there Facebook.....BRB gonna go buy!
It's ok folks, just a practice crash.
so we can do it properly next time...
Power cut in the casino, hold on to your chips!
In Belgium they put mayonnaise on their chips - isn't that right Sudden Debt?
Just had some for lunch :) H H H HMMMMMMMM!!!!
With a horseburger and a Stella?
I don't like horsemeat... BUT MY DOG DOES! He just loves it!
We feed our hounds horse, too. It's a small world after all!
Keep your hands off my freekin' horses dudes!
What do you do with them when they die? Where do you think baseballs and Elemers Glue comes from?
From the Elmer's Glue FAQ:
http://www.elmers.com/about/faqs
Waste not, want not.
My brother in law is Belgian-- he introduced me to Westmalle and Chimay. O_o
Upgrading the genepool I see :)
Nasty. Mayo on a sandwich, no problem. Mayo on chips? The idea makes me gag.
Because you don't know how to make them right.
I have mayo with everything :)
I knew a guy who use to dip his Oreo cookie in tuna juice. Have you tried that?
Mayo = vitamin M
That is just gross.
Why ever did they think a country full of mayo-obsessed horse-eaters would be a good place for the EU seat of government?
And that's just the start:
1. They don't refrigerate milk in the supermarket.
2. They also don't refrigerate eggs.
3. You have to "rent" shopping carts
4. The doors on the subway don't open automatically.
5. It is acceptable for men to wear tacky, oversized sweaters. And leather pants.
Your comments were informative until the leather pants thing. I don't believe it, which causes all your observations to be suspect, right, Blythe? Should I adjust the HFT algo to scan for leather pants now or wait 4 nano microseconds @ ZH?
Fucking Walloons!
That's Bill Gross to you.
All should be well because Belgium banks are planning to offer 5% on deposits!!
Waw! Just like in 2008... When they where scrambling for money....
BUT THIS TIME IT'S DIFFERENT!!
"for those that know" this is a big deal comment right here.
"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug."
I'm wondering what the spread is on swaps for when "skyNet becomes self-aware". Although I'm guessing counter-party risk might be a bitch with that one (mushroom clouds rising in the distance). Kinda hard to collect for default when the world ends.
"In a panic, they try to pull the plug"
suggest:
In a panic, it tried to pull the plug.
Speaking of "Rise of the Machines" isn't Nick Stahl (John Connor) missing?
http://www.google.com/#hl=en&safe=off&tbm=nws&sclient=psy-ab&q=nick+stah...
Yeah, he got into a pickup truck with John Titor and ended up at the clock tower on 11/5/1955. You can find his headstone in Hill Valley next to the Doc's.
You are terminated!
And your trades Erased!
Fear is not an option.
Remember when I said I was going to kill you last?
I LIED!
We're just tripping down memory lane.
How about this oldie but goodie.
"Look at whats happened to me. I cant believe it myself
Suddenly I'm up on top of the world
Should have been somebody else.
Things were going so well we just had to take a breather pause.
Oops.
Everyone remain calm.
Hold on to your tickets.
Drinks are on the house!
Cool, I'll have a bottle of scotch and 1 glass. Cheers!
they only serve coolaid.
The waitress can't seem to find my table!
I'll go right to the bar now.
This is the third time in a very short period. Also yesterday, we had problems. Maybe they are testing shutting down the market when it crashes.
Dress reheresal for greece exit.
We don't like to call it a exit. It's so negative...
Greeces holliday with a one way ticket!
Pretty giddy today.
It's all faaaaaaaaaaaabulous!
Faceschnook is soaring, Europe is crashing. As Kunstler might say "It's all good!"
No problemo.
Flag down, pass incomplete.
First facebook price in Germany, Frankfurt at over 70$ / 65 Euro!
Watch live shareprice here:
http://www.mmnews.de/index.php/boerse/10076-facebook-erste-kurse-bei-65-euro
Why not skip the small stuff and pass a law that the markets can only go up?
The politicians were just waiting for a trade like JPM to pass this exact law. Pretty soon it will be illegal for the "speculators" to both make and lose money. They will have to apply to the government for their "fair share" of the profits.
Polishing the brass on the titanic, bitchez.
Hand Check. Get those fat fingers up in the air where we can see them.
Maybe if they rename themselves "Dutchbook" they'll do better?
AEX 288 biatchez
"...move fast, break things."
-M Zuckerberg
"You know what they say: Wood don't grow on trees."
-Stymie
Zuckerberg is a little short for a Stormtrooper.
No no no someone tripped over an ethernet cable and it ripped out of the port.
I thought it was Sarah Conner's son John that was the last hope?
For anyone who thinks Skynet just is fictional:
Final Skynet satellite launched, 12 June 2008, by Jonathan Amos Science reporter ( BBC News ) http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7451867.stm