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What, this didn't come for the FT?
More fun than the Gong Show!Who thought it was broken in the first place? Jesus...
Pappy baby Pappy baby Pappy baby Pappy baby Pappy baby!
There once was a leader named Pap
His bond market took a big crap
He asked Italy for a loan
Thought of collatoral to atone
Ah! Put a teenager in Silvo's lap!
Head fake bitchez, partys not over folks, get back on the dance floor and dance! dance slaves dance.
knukles enlightened us with:
More fun than the Gong Show!
More fun than the Gong Show!
...and the prize is a lot bigger than $516.32!
Keep an eye out for the Unknown Comic, Jaye P. Morgan, and Gene, Gene, the Dancing Machine.
Those Greek Socialists are starting to sound like Leninists.
That is right. Next, Greek Socialists will sound like Stalinists.
FT rumors only come after 3:00. If this one don't work, don;t worry...the FT got your back!!!!!
Man. Rumor defibrillators to keep this fucker alive.
They hope the chain of rumors can do the trick long enough for the next heart transplant wherein they give europe the diseased heart of an 80 yr old fat man, declare it a success and say with straight face that the patient now has immortality.
The Euro Rumor Mill now looks like a high speed fan!
Expect more "rumors" every time the market is tanking - all of them will be found as untrue but rumors are the only thing keeping the market together.
Lurching like a one legged zombie. Twitching like dying cockroach. Slouching toward Bethlehem.
Going long now is like picking up plastic pennies in front of a steam roller... When they start tripping over each other to get out of the way is when it will get really ugly!!
Hoping this will get fixed without getting out is like staring expectantly at Sodom to see what's going to happen.
The footing is getting "slicker than catsh!t on linoleum".
Hey, anyone else noticed that Greece is awfully close to Libya?
Maybe the US and NATO can assure Al Quaida takes over there too! Oh happy days.
"This is getting ridiculous"
You and your crew say this every facking day. Is it ridiculous? How about assuming that we should have a functioning market. That is your frame of reference and it couldn't be more consistently wrong. They have shoved in all of our faces what the game plan is and you continue to act "shocked" by it. It's getting comical.
This. Same goes for KD and the TF. Constant calls for the crash and this will end blah blah yet it never does. These guys will keep bezzling longer than you can remain solvent. There is only one solution to this and nobody has really come to terms with it yet because it's too terrible to contemplate. Keep dreaming that voting will make a difference and that crooks will willingly police themselves. I hear that if you believe in dreams hard enough that they will come true...
Well, don't leave me hanging man?! What's the solution!?
The solution is there isn't a solution and don't go looking for one...there also won't be a problem so long as you don't go looking for one. Stay w/ the herd...buy the bullshit and sell cognitive thinking.
Only one, the second coming
I think most people stop after the first?
not with that special little pill we spent billions developing so that the baby boomers could get it up .....
The solution is the end...hyperinflation. Look, they showed the whites of their eyes on a 15% snp correction. They are willing AT ALL COSTS to destroy any chance of deflation. That's that. To assume a market driven deflationary spiral at this point, which is the implication on each hanging TD statement, is more absurd. Shorting euro! LMAO! Go for it. Get torched. The play book is open. Why the crew is deems this "ridiculous" at this stage is beyond me. The faster you get this the easier your life will get.
we will have a debt spiral but we have to blow thru hyperinflation first .....
Large entities such as sovereigns take a long time to come down. Plus politicians are coming up with kick the can down the road solutions that really just postpone the inevitable with more dire consequences. Oh its coming alright and we know it because the fundamental mechanism does not work. (It has no sustainability) So now we have another populist reprieve. Yet another stay of execution, but the electric chair awaits and the end will be electric indeed.
Just one reason why its definitely coming:
Damn it JOnx, I know you know better.
And so, this market environment show any improvement??? Fuck no!
This is very serious balls of shit, AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT!
KD likes to fear monger about what he likes to fear monger about.
IT is all about blog entertainment. ENjoy it or watch full house, on TV.
KD does what he thinks will get him guest spots on TV....
This is getting ridiculous
It's getting comical
Seems like tomato vs. tom-ah-toe to me...
This is getting redundant
It is getting repugnant., with puke and feces covered all over it.
You can say that again.
Kengland, I'm failing to understand your frame of reference. I hope you are not actually suggesting that global markets hinging on the media amplified speculation of a socialist politician of an insignificant country (with respect to the global economy) is the sign of a functioning and healthy market. Or, perhaps you are suggesting the opposite.
His frame? He's not happy and it's Tyler's fault for not saying what he wants said!
My frame of reference is not based on daily frustration regarding why central banks and governments won't let the free market work. If it were, I would be banging my head on the facking wall. There is no free market. Accept that. They have printing presses and control the law. You don't fight that. Ever. They have shown now for 3 years that they have means of inflating and changing the game as they go. To show frustration and confusion at this point is absurd
Actually, most of us were saying it in 2006 and 2007 and 2008 too. And then the bottom dropped out of the market, and all the people who said it would never happen had a large helping of crow.
Your problem is you fail to understand market dynamics, and you prove your position based on current movements. That strategy will *always* prove the bull case, and disprove the bear case because bull markets are long slow and consistent, and crashes are exceedingly rare and exceedingly violent events.
So to say that the bears are "consistently wrong" is a statement of the obvious. Yes of course bears are wrong most of the time -- because bull markets are slow climbs and crashes are once-every-five-year events.
But with markets trading at 1997 levels, your thesis that anything is being "shoved in the face" of bears is laughable. The bears have shoved it straight up the ass of the bulls for 15 years now. And this time won't be any different.
That isn't what he wanted to hear, either.
THat was before they showed their teeth
Go start your own blog then.
Whats ridiculous is people buying into the story...
So what the hell is your point? The extend and pretend can only go on for so long and when the brainless cops defending the Greek parlimentarians lose their shirts too (as they surely will) what is going to save this joke of a monetary union? How are they going to pretend all is well and fixed when there is blood running on the streets and civil war? That is pretty clearly where this is all heading.
The referendum will be back on in a few moments - or there will be a million greek rock and molotov throwers in the streets of Athens...
ahh, who cares, Greece is gone - and soon with it US and UK - the USUKs (my term).
All mafia-ponzi schemes come down in due time.
Nice to see the "market" is a true believer once again. Cue Merkozy talking about Greece entering a growth period soon.
Democracy is dead.
Launch the B-52's: time to carpet bomb europe with fresh $USD
Naughty naughty!Not supposed to preempt Uncle Bozo's formal announcement about the well established but threatened US economic recovery being placed in Jeapordy (I'll take bullshit for $100, Alex.) by European financial and economic buggery thereby forcing the Fed's hand to further ease credit though lowering the Funds rate to -7%, announcing QE17, extending Oeration Twist to Ben's Office where the pet stained carpet serves as a nifty "organic" Twister mat, inviting Larry "the Hutt" Summers back for additiotionanl advice and enlist Plugs Biden into a new "Green SHoots Forever" Winter of Recovery public relations tour just after he's done consoling Little Johnny Two Shoes who got sick at the White House Spontaneous Halloween Fruit give away to Underpriviliged Children after eating Organic Raspberries without Washing Them First.
Just Another Day in Paradise, Folks.
Those new guys running the Greek military really acted fast... first day on the job, referendum dead, democracy dead... G-Pap?
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