So Much For "Europe Is Fixed": French, Spanish, And Belgian CDS Hit New Records

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Mon, 11/14/2011 - 11:46 | 1875664 trampstamp
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drop this cow already!

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 11:53 | 1875698 He_Who Carried ...
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Who said it was fixed, "Tyler Durden"? You?

It won't be "fixed" b4 they've come up with a credible plan for a fiscal union. Please move on, I am getting rather bored by all this hysteria.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 12:00 | 1875729 SheepDog-One
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Nice butt-in line at the front post.

Not sure what its supposed to mean though. 'Who said it was fixed'? Um, damn near everyone?

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 12:30 | 1875822 He_Who Carried ...
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Those who said it was fixed were kidding you as well? You gotta be silly.
C'mon guys, this mountain of debt took over 20 years to accumulate and won't vanish over just one weekend. Its all politics and they either decide to print or to save at last. Simple tactics but with very different result.

I am just scalping these markets. I am not investing at all right now.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 12:05 | 1875749 gojam
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Note: "Europe is fixed" is in speech marks, generally indicating a quotation.

Tyler is quoting the Europtimists

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 12:46 | 1875877 Schmuck Raker
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"Hat-racks should be seen, and not heard."

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 12:14 | 1875769 HamyWanger
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I have just reported this URL to several Child Protection Associations.

It is NOT acceptable to have such bestial pornographic content displayed for all to see. 

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 12:31 | 1875828 Ronaldo
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Yeah, that sheep avatar picture has to go!

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 12:32 | 1875831 He_Who Carried ...
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I've just called the nurse. They'll operate your brain tomorrow, funny git.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 12:51 | 1875894 Abitdodgie
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For a child they are big breasts, if you don,t like it or it offends you please don,t come on the site or move to penn state for a more hands on experiance.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 13:24 | 1876001 Bollixed
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Me thinks yee protesteth too much.

Probably while you're wanging your own hamy...

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 15:23 | 1876419 Tsunami Wave
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Out of coincidence Hamy, were you also the one who notified the Southern Poverty Law Center too?

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 12:21 | 1875784 Dick Darlington
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It will be one helluva fiscal union. Half of the countries trapped in the economic prison called euro are already INSOLVENT, all of them are far from balanced budgets. They all need to BORROW MORE ALL THE TIME. Even Germany ran constat budget deficits throughout the golden debt bubble decade. So how do u see fiscal union among those countries turning shit to gold? Lemme guess, by borrowing more?

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 12:55 | 1875899 He_Who Carried ...
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I am too much of a pessimist. I don't see an alternative to tightening the union. Else its back for everyone to their petty chiefdom which would be very destabilizing and dangerous. Is democracy failing "the west"? Not if they get it done this time. Everybody knows that. There is too much at stake!

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 11:59 | 1875728 YesWeKahn
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unless a bear out of the wood to eat the cow.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 11:46 | 1875666 Hansel
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Europe is fixed!

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 11:56 | 1875713 Deadpool
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fixed like a neutered dog...

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 12:21 | 1875785 Manthong
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Am I missing something?

Since credit events are elective on the part of the PTB, isn't it insane to buy ANY CDS or sovereign debt anymore?

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 13:15 | 1875966 Financial_Guard...
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fixed like a neutered dog with only one ball chopped off...

There, fixed it for ya...

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 11:48 | 1875673 slewie the pi-rat
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bigger bazookas, BiCheZ!


Mon, 11/14/2011 - 11:49 | 1875675 cbaba
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"the only question is which Goldman "advisor" will replace Sarko in a few weeks"



Mon, 11/14/2011 - 11:51 | 1875685 jesse livermoore
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Corzine is available.......................

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 11:55 | 1875707 citrine
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plus 1 more. brilliant.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 12:36 | 1875841 Slim
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Nicely done!

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 12:50 | 1875889 Schmuck Raker
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You would have to find him first...

I nominate Geithner.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 12:55 | 1875900 Savvy
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DSK had the charges against him dropped...

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 11:50 | 1875679 Peter K
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Did JCT get an offer from GS yet? He might be available:)

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 11:50 | 1875680 Sudden Debt
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One could look at those rates and say:

The Glass is half full


The Glass is half empty

I say:


Mon, 11/14/2011 - 11:55 | 1875709 Fips_OnTheSpot
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Mon, 11/14/2011 - 12:22 | 1875791 metastar
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Mon, 11/14/2011 - 12:36 | 1875843 mick_richfield
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Compromise: Absinthe

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 11:51 | 1875684 SheepDog-One
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Squire! Fetch me my unicorn and sack of Hopium!

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 12:23 | 1875794 Fips_OnTheSpot
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there's big ships lurking around (psst, recession) - why not load those w/ hopium instead of some 'sack'. THINK BIGGER!

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 11:52 | 1875687 Thought criminal
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What a fucken rollercoaster.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 11:52 | 1875689 GerritB
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The European Fucking Stability Farce (EFSF) will fix all!

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 12:23 | 1875795 Alea Iactaest
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I thought it was European Fiasco Stability Farce, err European Farce Stability Fiasco, umm nevermind. I like yours better.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 11:52 | 1875691 CrashisOptimistic
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Why would these become more valuable?  Swaps were recently demonstrated to be of zero value, via decree.

Why would anyone think these will be immune to eventual decree?

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 11:57 | 1875722 DonutBoy
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Yeah - good question.  Who bids on them now?  The only bids I would expect are companies buying back one's they sold on the fear that the ISDA has a change of heart.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 11:53 | 1875696 citrine
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I wonder, if Angela Merkel's statement that Europe "could be living through it's toughest hour since World War Two" should be considered as "anything is possible", i.e. Germany abandoning the common currency.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 12:52 | 1875895 Watson
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The average German citizen would be delighted to see the return of the DEM.
It's not as if he was ever given a vote about losing it in the first place...

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 11:56 | 1875700 Ronaldo
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I can't take it anymore.  I have no more popcorn and my sides hurt from laughing so much. 

CNBS folks talk about how all is well, the economy is improving, bullish markets somewhere, fast money to be made, crisis averted, blah blah blah, Who pays these people to be on TV.  I barely even watch anymore, just wanted to catch a glimpse of Becky and a couple other hotties.


Mon, 11/14/2011 - 12:02 | 1875735 Caviar Emptor
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Who pays these people? The whole show is a "send your money in now" infomercial for Wall Street. Back in the day CNBS talked in billions daily from off the fence. That's who pays. You!

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 11:54 | 1875705 wcvarones
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What kind of mongoloid moron is still buying CDSs after ISDA declared that a default is not a default?

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 11:57 | 1875716 AngryGerman
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they said voluntary just meant that you can decide yourself whether you want to trade in your existing bonds for lowers or wait for your cds to pay off...


although at the moment it actually still appears as if greece rather will go for broke than eternal infusion by europe


Mon, 11/14/2011 - 11:57 | 1875717 trampstamp
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May be a different story with Italy and Spain up to bat. Greece was small change.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 12:13 | 1875767 paulie
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You are a genius.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 13:05 | 1875942 jwthomps
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I think you are correct in the real world, but the CDSs enhance their balance sheet and make their company appear solvent.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 11:55 | 1875708 Fips_OnTheSpot
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The fix is where x^2 hits infinity

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 11:57 | 1875718 YesWeKahn
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Tyler, this is obvious. These countries all need a new government of goldman sacks.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 11:57 | 1875719 TooBearish
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Its country specific... - BTFD ESZ chart looks great!

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