So You Think Today's Columbus Day No Volume Squeeze Is Bad...

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Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:00 | 1758538 Arkaenun
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I hear Martians export atmosphere. Should be good for another 15T of untapped bailout funds.

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:10 | 1758588 Seize Mars
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Seize Mars!!

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:29 | 1758704 dead hobo
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Oh hell no. Teach them how to invest. Then tell them about credit and how to use Martian leverage. Then get them to invest their capital  in a myriad of sure things on Earth using Other Martian's Money (OMM). Don't forget to instruct them about the sanctity of contracts, especially as it relates to their part of the bargain. Then thank them for their business, tell them to come again, and too bad if things didn't work out as expected. But they still have to pay up.

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:40 | 1758738 hambone
Mon, 10/10/2011 - 18:51 | 1759321 smiler03
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I think that you are seriously having too much faith in a chocolate bar.

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:45 | 1758740 Smithovsky
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October 2008 was scary times

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:48 | 1758789 hambone
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Fear not, the policy "professionals" are now in charge and have this handled.  Feel free to invest accordingly.

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:01 | 1758542 SheepDog-One
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LULZ, what can you say? And pretty much everyone is convinced the bottom is in and here we go on a year melt-up fest! Good luck, suckers.

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:45 | 1758759 derek_vineyard
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I play basketball at 5pm daily with a 'trader' that never has a bad day, has the answer for everything, is loud and overbearing and that i easily dominate (though he doesnt realize it)  because his fundamentals stink.  BTW he drives a 2000 ford taurus w/ mismatched rims.   If he were shorter I'd think it was Cramer.

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 16:37 | 1758980 d00daa
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RobotTrader has no game!

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:02 | 1758550 faustian bargain
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After all, Mars is the bringer of war.

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 16:46 | 1759009 BlackholeDivestment
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...from London (oh the irony), The Hangee V ( for Vendetta) and the Martian Pyramid Stomp. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPwgr49GK8M

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:04 | 1758552 GenX Investor
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It's gonna be a white knuckler... bitchez.  The momentum is topping out on most indices, with bearish divergence.

 

TD - What happened after the 1982 Columbus Day?

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:05 | 1758562 CvlDobd
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What index, what time frame, what momentum indicator? Just want to see for myself thanks.

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:19 | 1758639 GenX Investor
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SOX 1 hour RSI

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 16:09 | 1758843 derek_vineyard
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hope you held off on that trade

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:03 | 1758554 PicassoInActions
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so tomorrow we can short the euro? or should we wait...?

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:04 | 1758559 Sequitur
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Screw this bullshit. Already sold my SPY puts at a profit before this latest rally. Still holding LNKD and CRM puts, two of the biggest POS cos. on the planet. P/Es of 400+, what a joke this market is.

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:10 | 1758591 jdelano
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snds like you're in perfect shape to buy some new SPY puts today--you should be in a great mood about this joke market, relax seq, you're gonna crush it....

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:35 | 1758730 Sequitur
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Well would be nice if you are right. But I don't have any SPY puts, but you got me thinking about picking up some more. Contra indicator is the fact everyone is short the euro . . . . bankers want those funds.

Frankly I am a conservative investor, utility stocks, muni bonds, steady returns. But these goddamn market manipulators, HFTers, frontrunners, and the Fed make it impossible for the average retailer to earn an honest buck.

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 16:18 | 1758923 Panafrican Funk...
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Yeah, conservative investing at this point = some free cash under the mattress and Au buried in your backyard.  Everything else is bullshit.

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 17:09 | 1759084 NotApplicable
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I'm sorry, but there is no such thing as a conservative investor who participates in a rigged casino, where the only bets are wild speculation about the nature of the rigging.

A conservative would run far, far away from such theft.

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 18:09 | 1759232 Al Gorerhythm
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There's an honest buck?

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:05 | 1758566 Debtless
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I wasn't aware the markets had closed today at 11am.

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 18:09 | 1759233 Mesquite
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Tooo funny...!!

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:07 | 1758577 LRC Fan
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"Monday is setting up to be an epic, risk off day"-Tyler Durden, 2 days ago.

Epic ZH fail.
But it's okay...I'm sure there is some excuse out there. "TD doesn't pick market bottoms" or some shit. If not then why the fuck did he post that? EPIC. FAIL.

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:12 | 1758600 jdelano
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What are you doing here?  Go away:  www.marketwatch.com   Follow the link little troll... go on, goooo on...you know you want to.

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:19 | 1758628 Dr. Engali
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Don't you belong on the yahoo boards? There are plenty of cheer leaders there.

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:17 | 1758629 SeverinSlade
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So if ZH is so terrible, why are you wasting your time on the website?

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 18:55 | 1759333 smiler03
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Its terrible isn't it? Somebody having a contrary opinion. How dare they?

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 20:19 | 1759489 homersimpson
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Most folks on ZH knows the difference between a dumb opinion and a contrary opinion. Unfortunately, the guy wrote a dumb comment. What's next - is he's going to say the stock market goes down because of a blue moon?..

That's why people like Robo and Hamy are constantly junked. They spout "contrary" opinions without any substance.

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 18:52 | 1759326 Al Gorerhythm
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If someone as sharp as "Tyler" makes a fundamental call about where the market should logically trade and the market performed otherwise, it just goes to show you why trading this bitch is an invitation to disaster. So, what was your call. Did you go long and strong on the fundamentals and did the PEs of the market in general trigger your buy signal?

EPIC. WANKER.

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 21:57 | 1759681 doomz78
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the market rallied on Markel and scarsozy..  whatever the hell those two ass clowns are called.  They wil probably have a sub-par highly contraversial plan to fund the european banks in 3 weeks, or so.  lol   The rallies are insanely optimistic.  Based on a thought.   A fart in the wind.  A sorry european promise.  They are batting 0-35.  They will eventually get a bunt or get on, on an error. 

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:07 | 1758580 derek_vineyard
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I have no verbal explanation why this market has jumped today (it did not jump in european pre-US session) except that the es futures were pushing hard since last nights asian open for an upward resolution. 

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:18 | 1758636 ZippyDooDah
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Two words.  Short squeeze.

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 16:42 | 1758995 espirit
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Courtesy of a dollah dumpster dive by daBoyz.

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 17:10 | 1759088 NotApplicable
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"Cash for Trash" never held truer.

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:21 | 1758654 hondamikesd
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The first place I look when I'm baffled about a market move is EUR/USD. As TD pointed out earlier, 200-300 pips is a pretty massive squeeze...

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:46 | 1758777 SheepDog-One
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You have no idea? Look at the dollar.

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 16:29 | 1758953 derek_vineyard
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i have no explanation for the dollar, either.   my point is that the es futures seemed determined since sundays market open to push upward.   i want to say conspiracy, but i have no proof.   the es tape talks for itself.

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:11 | 1758597 HedgeAccordingly
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just look at some ladies - http://hedge.ly/gFWVSm . thanks indians for discovery america 

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:12 | 1758601 zebra
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LOL

Martians:"take me to your leader".

Soldier: sorry POTUS is having lunch with his Wall St. buddies.

Martians:"get me a broker and start buying ES."

 

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:12 | 1758607 gatersaw
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RON PAUL SIGN BOMB DAY, BITCHES! Find your local sign bomb on facebook and get down there to get your dumb asses educated by some real patriots. 4:30-6:30 local time today. Do something with your useless lives.

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:19 | 1758630 dead hobo
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ZH postulated:

after all everyone knows Mars is willing and ready to bail out the world when the time comes.

reply:

Give a Martian a credit card and unlimited credit and show it how to shop. Then try to collect. The Martians can just walk away in amused confusion or they can use their atomic blasters in a big fuck you. The only difference between Martians and Grecians is they have no atomic blasters.But they can still say fuck you and already have.

Or, give a monkey a credit card and teach it how to shop. Then try to collect. Same result, but without the fuck you. Thanks for the bananas, dipshits.

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:21 | 1758653 kaiserhoff
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Shit far.  Pork bellies redux.

For those who haven't seen this movie before, this sort of volatility is the kiss of death for almost any market.

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:29 | 1758699 Breaker
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"...everyone knows Mars is willing and ready to bail out the world when the time come now that every single central bank is dodecatuple all in on preserving the status quo."

But Mars needs women. The price of interplanetary bailout is usually very high.

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:43 | 1758763 Zymurguy
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Mars women may be few but they are easy.

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 20:59 | 1759578 slewie the pi-rat
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not to slewie!

i'm from venus!  all my gf's have been from mars! 

i tell ya, mars has beaucoup gold!  they will send it in freighters and return to mars with nannies & bottled water! 

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:30 | 1758705 mrdenis
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Green shoots baby ! 

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 15:39 | 1758745 Zymurguy
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Hey Tyler!!!

If Anonymous is going to take out the NYSE they better get moving... tick tock tick tock tick tock :)

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