SocGen Asia Strategist Has Near Fit On Bloomberg TV After Making It Clear That It's All The Blogosphere's Fault

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Mon, 10/17/2011 - 10:59 | 1781340 swissaustrian
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blogosphere = domestic financial terrorism

see you in the re-education camps, bitchez

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:06 | 1781381 101 years and c...
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but, it is 100% ok for that fatass liesman to go on national tv and make up silly rumors to get markets higher.


Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:11 | 1781414 DaveyJones
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something has to make his ass fat

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:14 | 1781439 Bicycle Repairman
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Will I have to take out large loans for this re-education?  Will it make me more employable?

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:30 | 1781531 tarsubil
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After re-education with official data and analysis, you will be employed for the rest of your life.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:36 | 1781562 Arius
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Hitler and Stalin (everyother dictator...) would love this guy .... how about identify these bloggers and sent them to gulag ....

talk about killing the messenger ...

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:42 | 1781595 SilverRhino
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The reason for HIS regulation is he gets PAID to give advice and malpractice insurance for investment bankers would be a bitch. 

Blogs are free.   No regulation.  What a fucking douchebag.   He's been infected by the asian mentality on free speech.  

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:49 | 1781632 Fukushima Sam
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Mr. Martin, the blogosphere eagerly awaits the day we get to force-feed you a shit sandwich.  We want to see you and the rest of your kind go down in flames.  You think this is out of hand, but you have seen nothing yet.  You fuckers with your pumped up kicks, will you be able to outrun what is coming?

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 12:40 | 1781882 redpill
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Funny that he uses the phrase, "out of control."  You're damn right it's out of control, that's the entire point of the blogosphere, and no one would read it if it was controlled by assholes like this.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 13:31 | 1782083 living on the edge
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This guy is damn lucky there is a blogosphere where people can vent their anger. So far it has kept him safe.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 13:51 | 1782145 ZerOhead
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I don't know about you but I think he's talking about that bombthrower Durden again.

Ty... time to regulate... we'll do it the same way as Wall Street.

Self-regulate! :)

First they ignore you... then they mock you... then they fight you... then you WIN!!!

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 14:29 | 1782267 CompassionateFascist
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Amon other things, Zionist bankster ponzi-schemers and the Left have this in common: they hate Free Speech. Facts triumph when people can speak their minds. Look at the way the blogosphere ripped down that ZOG false flag about the "Iranian used car-dealer terrorist"; making the TPTB...very....angry.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 16:18 | 1782719 Andy Lewis
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Skitter back under yer rock.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 16:28 | 1782765 BlackholeDivestment
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...flames are aaah coming my friend.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 13:50 | 1782140 caconhma
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This guy is both an idiot and a liar.

He "forgot" to mention that he is paid for his services. The point is quite simple: when you are paid you are responsible for goods & services you provided for fees. Consequently, you must be regulated and you must carry an insurance to pay for damages resulted from your work.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:39 | 1781572 CPL
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It's a thin line between slave ownership and employment for the sake of employment in this universe at the moment.


Mon, 10/17/2011 - 14:28 | 1782262 whoisjohngalt11
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Yes and Siberia is really lovely this time of year hahaha ...

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 12:14 | 1781525 Miles Kendig
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It's all the lubricant or absence of same after getting his marching orders from the C Suite.  Davey, I suspect he's just jealous he can't last as long at lunch as his betters can at breakfast.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 12:23 | 1781802 Hard1
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This guy is the poster child of idiocy in Wall Street.  Blogs should be regulated or only Wall Street should disseminate financial information.  LOL.  Amount of money lost following Wall Street advise: Billions

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 15:41 | 1782560 SofaPapa
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"Regulating" blogs = censorship = Ministry of Truth.  It's amazing how scared these guys are gettting...

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:28 | 1781524 dracos_ghost
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But when FT and Bloomberg help us out with unsubstantiated rumors, that should be left untouched. Those damn bloggers and their facts muddying up things.

I like this quote:

- "The bottom was put in Oct 4th"

o - "Are you sure?"

- "I am definitely sure"

If this isn't a famous last words moment, I don't know what is.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:35 | 1781559 Temporalist
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I hope someone gets a video on their smartphone of this idiot crying while standing in his own urine and feces after being completely wrong.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 13:00 | 1781848 hedgeless_horseman
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Mr. October, Todd Martin, calling his shot on Bloomberg TV!

Maybe he should stop cruising Chinese casinos with his little kid, and instead get down on his knees everyday and pray to God that we don't see 1070, because the blogosphere won't forget his pretty, pink, petulence.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 13:01 | 1781961 GeneMarchbanks
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Is it weird that I'm thinking about printing up your post and hanging it on my wall?

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 13:31 | 1782005 hedgeless_horseman
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Poor Todd never learned that picking bottoms is for monkeys.  Probably too busy with the speech therapists, but at least he got rid of most of his lisp. 


Mon, 10/17/2011 - 14:04 | 1782191 ceilidh_trail
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At least he's not picking his nose.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 13:23 | 1782054 agNau
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My, my, we didn't get our "num-num's" today.
I noticed more that on the verge of crying appearance throughout.
If the OWS group ever focus's their rage in the correct spot, those tears will start and never stop.
From what I have seen, and what I have read about their backers, that will never happen.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 13:45 | 1782122 Milton Waddams
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This bloke is an analyst on Asia?  Doubtful, as he would certainly know the ancient Asian proverb - rumored to have originated from the Japanese rice fields - that goes something like: 'man who picks bottom gets stinky finger'.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 14:06 | 1782198 GoNavy
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This will probably be written on the guy's tombstone when he dies.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:44 | 1781609 WonderDawg
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Watch his body language when he says what you quoted. It seems obvious to me he's lying.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 14:58 | 1782372 Gief Gold Plox
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I've noticed something off with his body language too. Most notably at about 4:20 he start pounding his fist into his palm effectively making the producer change back to camera 1 (close-up) after being in full view on cam 2 for under 2 seconds. I'd interpret that as "I want to bash Tyler's face in". Beside the obvious constant blinking issue (unless it's an neurological issue a dead sigh he'd rather be somewhere else), it also appears as if he does not want to look into the host's eyes for some reason. Somethingabout him gives me the creeps.

But what do I know? I've only done a little research on expressions and body language. I hope we have someone with more expertise that can tell us more.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:48 | 1781616 i-dog
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"I am definitely sure"

Check his body language as he says it: He's flat out lying.

[edit] Oops...Two dawgs singing a duet!

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:51 | 1781640 Bring the Gold
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LOL, well both of you are right. He actually nods no while closing his eyes! Amazing.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 13:35 | 1782095 Jena
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I was disappointed that the camera was kept so tight on his face during the majority of the interview.  When they pulled back at the mid-point of the interview, the one hand smacking the palm of the other hand during his diatribe about the "anonymous blogs" was interesting.  It might have been equally illuminating to watch more of him through the rest of the interview.

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 05:35 | 1784366 StychoKiller
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Cognitive dissonance in action!

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:50 | 1781635 darkaeye
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Good one! 

Reminiscent of Bernanke's "factual" statement in 2007 "The sub-prime mortage issue is contained."

Amazing how these morons are so easily caught in their own traps.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 12:35 | 1781856 --- - .. ... .....
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Nice Bottom Call. In the beginning he also said there was a high risk of severe downturn. Voice quaking the whole time.


Embarrassing desparation.




Mon, 10/17/2011 - 12:58 | 1781947 narapoiddyslexia
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He said high risk of downturn if EFSF not capitalized at €1 trillion.

What are the odds? What are the odds?


Mon, 10/17/2011 - 13:10 | 1781988 RSloane
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Exactly. He's whining because he wants to be the source of unsubstantiated rumors and disinformation. He and those online rags like FT and Bloomberg.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:06 | 1781385 Raging Debate
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Ya, they always shoot the messenger. Criminals must get away with the loot even if they have to kill you for spilling the beans of where the getaway car is going. At least I posted how to trade it so maybe I'll get to make circuits instead of solar panels at da gulag. If you tell me to get into that oven though I am going down swinging. Fool me twice kinda thing ;)

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:13 | 1781430 thadoctrizin
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OT:  I just looked into the generous assistance provided to me as my business was destroyed by the recent flooding of Irene.  SBA disaster loan...4% 30 year term... sounds great, right?   NOT  read:

The worst part is, this is all in the "fine print".  Yeah take the loan, if you can't pay back we take the shirt off your back, don't even try to negotiate in bankruptcy.  JOKE

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:34 | 1781553 NotApplicable
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Good ole Benevolent Dictators. All your property are belong to us.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:14 | 1781432 Sudden Debt
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I sure do hope we'll get roomservice....


Mon, 10/17/2011 - 12:26 | 1781813 Gyro Gearloose
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Room Service = Free Showers and Plenty of Natutal Gas HEAT!

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:33 | 1781546 Mohan
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After watchining his live meltdown, I kind of wonder if he lost of money in Morgan Stanley and is blaming Tyler for that. :)
Well done Tyler! We couldn't care less if you are anonymous. Keep speaking truth to the power.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:37 | 1781564 NotApplicable
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For the record; while I'm not a big-shot, power player on Earth...

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:41 | 1781588 Gene Parmesan
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Amen. Keep it up. Keep "men" like this whining like petulent, spoiled children who don't get their way.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 12:48 | 1781874 --- - .. ... .....
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Anonymity is the final refuge of honesty and the final check on power.



The tyrant wears the mask. You can not wear a mask.



Mon, 10/17/2011 - 15:27 | 1782502 schadenfreude
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He still does have some MS options from bonus payments at his former employer?

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 16:06 | 1782672 koperniuk666
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Is it only me that checks Tylers output?

Ive been back to the original data feed on maybe 15 occasions over last 6 months to double check Tyler and I ve not caught him out yet.  

And trust me Id let yoall know if he 'dropped a bollock' 

Well done Tyler

Nothing to fear if you speak the truth ( except if you work in Fin Servs, Government or Law)



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