Some Follow Up Questions (And Recommendations) For Brian Moynihan

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Tue, 08/23/2011 - 13:54 | 1591083 IMA5U
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too many words


all market participants and "the folks" need to know is that europe is smarter than us and jackson hole is right around the corner

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 14:39 | 1591462 bankrupt JPM bu...
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did Brian Hedge his $2 mill at $4 after he saw the bears 7 vid? lol....loser.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 15:30 | 1591724 AldousHuxley
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Bank of America, please take Shitty bank down with you when you guys disappear. You banksters make communist state-owned Chinese banks look more capitalist!

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 13:54 | 1591086 TruthInSunshine
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I'd like Obama, Geithner, Bernanke & Congressional leaders to pledge that the era of disastrous, taxpayer punitive BAILOUTS IS OVER.


Prepare for AIG 2.0

C'mon, Bernank, give 'em what they want at Jackson Hole, but at least wear rubber gloves and lots of lube for the sake of taxpayers' rights.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 14:46 | 1591507 Poetic injustice
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I promise it is over. Further necessary actions will be taken on off-balance sheet and surface much later when nobody will care anymore.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 16:13 | 1591976 NewThor
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Dear Bryan Morenehand,

Does Bernanke's sperm taste like sulfur and brimstone?

Why does your bank suck so bad?

Where is your Elenin bunker?

IF you fucking evil fucking bastard America raping fucks are always bitching about US GOV intervention and regulation, shouldn't you be standing on the highest building screaming "LET US FAIL!"

Do you think God is going to have mercy on your money loving soul?

Can I kick you in the balls?

Or would you like a good old fashioned fist fight?


Tue, 08/23/2011 - 13:55 | 1591094 Robslob
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But We Will Win in the End...said Custer as he bravely charged into battle...

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 13:56 | 1591096 ZeroPoint
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How about also not trying to foreclose on properties that don't even have a mortgage with Bank of America or anyone else for that matter?

And a $12.00 a month maintenance fee? I'll take my business elsewhere.


Tue, 08/23/2011 - 13:56 | 1591097 Chain Gun Smoke
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oh snap

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 13:56 | 1591098 lolmao500
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A few facts.

- 1 trillion : BAC deposits.

- 10 billion : FDIC $$ to cover failed banks

Rumors that JPMorgan takes over with the US government providing $100 billion in exchange of prefered shares.

Me thinks, doesn't matter how it ends up, the taxpayers will get shafted.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 13:56 | 1591100 Gubbmint Cheese
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Or, step down as CEO to, "devote more time to your family".

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 13:57 | 1591105 BlackholeDivestment
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just had a massive quake in dc, shook the whole house, stuff fell

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 15:51 | 1591822 NewThor
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Maybe Comet Elenin will open an account with Bank of America.

Oh. did you hear the latest news, the 3 million mile tail is full of cyanide.

"1/3 of the stars were swept to Earth. And the waters became bitter. Many men died from drinking"

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 13:59 | 1591121 goldfreak
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anybody felt a shake in New York?

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 14:06 | 1591211 Clampit
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I felt it in Colorado...vee haav very sensitive instruments here.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 13:59 | 1591124 Captain Queeg
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Although Einhorn's analysis was proven out, Allied Capital was never in bankruptcy.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 14:01 | 1591146 kito
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tyler, what about their market exposure in europe, what about the continued writeoffs that will occur as home prices continue to tank down to cash value?

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 14:01 | 1591152 baby_BLYTHE
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how can Brian M justify putting his entire networth in one single entity?

Does the man want to crucify himself? He is damning himself to living in a gutter. What stupidy. Power really does corrupt.


Tue, 08/23/2011 - 16:26 | 1592029 Random_Robert
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"how can Brian M justify putting his entire networth in one single entity?"

- Simple... he really is THAT stupid.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 14:03 | 1591165 SILVERGEDDON

Buttfucked On Account of Being Ordinary Americans. New age double entendre, countered by Bringing On Armageddon, and Buying Obvious Assets, bitchez! 

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 14:03 | 1591169 gookempucky
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As for the prospect of bank insolvency, we are confident that the reinstatement of Mark to Market any minute now will provide sufficient color on that particular issue.

We all know that is not going to happen.....whoa almost forgat that AU will set all things mark to market regardless.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 14:04 | 1591188 Sudden Debt
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Tue, 08/23/2011 - 14:06 | 1591190 Dick Darlington
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As for the prospect of bank insolvency, we are confident that the reinstatement of Mark to Market any minute now will provide sufficient color on that particular issue.

Exactly! If all is golden as the global banking cartel keeps telling us then there's no need for mark to unicorn. So please, Bank of Scamerica, prove us all wrong.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 14:10 | 1591253 monopoly
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"Mark to market." Right Tyler. You bet. Give them an hour or two and they will change their accounting. You want honesty, integrity and correct financial numbers. I wish.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 14:16 | 1591296 NOTaREALmerican
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Re: we are confident that the reinstatement of Mark to Market any minute now will provide sufficient color on that particular issue

BAC would like to point out that Mark to Market is a CULT accounting movement that is on record as seeking to destroy the very fabric of American society which BAC is heroically determined to defend.  

Only trrrrssss and others who hate Merica - and hate the flag and hate eagles and hate the troops - would publicly support an un-Merican accounting THEORY like Mark to Market.  

BAC calls on the SEC to investigate Zero Hedge and other unpatriotic economic trrrssss organizations that seek to destroy this great and glorious nation.  

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 17:56 | 1592368 unununium
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What an incredibly succinct summary of the Wall Street Journal comment board.  Thank you!

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 14:19 | 1591318 ZeroPower
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Nicely done.

Might even solicit a response from their PR team like Goldmans did last year or so.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 14:51 | 1591540 Surly Bear
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ZeroPower, I love your avatar!

~S. Bear

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 14:25 | 1591362 JW n FL
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$1.2 Trillion in Secret Loans to how many NON-U.S. Companies?

$20 Million a Day?

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 14:35 | 1591429 JW n FL
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This week Max Keiser and co-host, Stacy Herbert, look at how quantitative easing is good for the rich, bad for the poor and how sterling is offering no refuge. In the second half of the show Max talks to Richard Heinberg, author of The End of Growth, about the role of energy in the current debt crisis.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 14:27 | 1591373 kito
Tue, 08/23/2011 - 14:29 | 1591381 Cone of Uncertainty
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Dear Mr. Moynihan,

You are fucked.


Cone of Uncertainty

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 14:36 | 1591431 RobotTrader
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Looks like TPTB pulled off the "impossible"

Giant bids coming into KRE while gold and the XAU are being decimated.

Amazing how they are able to pull rabbits out of their hats time and time again.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 14:49 | 1591529 topcallingtroll
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I was petrified to short gold yesterday, which means I probably should have.

I want to buy stocks today......hmmm....

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 18:00 | 1592376 unununium
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Look what the cat dragged in.

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 11:48 | 1595327 d00daa
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"the market isn't pricing in qe3, THE MARKET IS PRICING IN AN ECONOMIC BOOM, LED BY THE US CONSUMER" - momofader


amazed you still have the balls to show yourself around here.  do you still have a job?

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 14:37 | 1591445 killben
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"The government will support the deal with a $100 billion investment in preferred shares issued by the combined entity"

Our Timmy is hard at work.One has to salute Brian Moynihan. He picked the right dog to do the job.


When Timmy wanted to leave ... it was good news for America. Hopefully at least Obama will be sent packing in 2012..


Tue, 08/23/2011 - 14:50 | 1591534 sheep92
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quick question for those more knowledgable in mortgage put backs.  If they have 18 billion dollars of mortgages put back why would they have to increase reserves by 18 billion.  Doesn’t that mean that all the put back mortgages are worth exactly zero ?

seems odd but what do i know

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 15:11 | 1591634 Surly Bear
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My understanding is the mortgages they hold are assets. If they are 'putback,' then they are repurchased by the loan originator. If that happens then BAC does not have 18 billion in assets backing their liabilities, and they would need to raise capital through a stock offering, bond sale, or government bailout. I am an accountant, and I could be wrong, but this is my 2 cents.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 15:00 | 1591587 steveo
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I did some work last Thursday on Comet Honda possibly causing earthquakes, check it out.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 15:01 | 1591592 firstdivision
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Dear Tyler,

Well I'd like to first touch upon that first question. You see.....oh shit there's an earthquake. Gotta go.

B. Moynihan

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 15:09 | 1591618 jaek117
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Any Ron Paul supporters in here?  We're trying to organize a Revolution Super Concert.  Please check out the thread on  Thanks.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 15:13 | 1591639 fishface
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meanwhile back at Fight Club...


"Tyler, if you would fight a bank which one would it be?"

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 15:14 | 1591644 Smokey1
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BOA eats shit.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 15:17 | 1591661 Texas Ginslinger
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In 2002 Henry Blodget was banned from the securities industry and paid a $4 million fine for emailing conflicting info that his employer, Merrill Lynch published.  Merrill Lynch paid a $200 million fine for issuing fraudulent research.

Why should we believe him..??

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 15:34 | 1591737 Poetic injustice
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Because he is honest this time. *wink wink* Just believe and buy what he says to buy.

If still unsure, ask Robotrader for advice on investments.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 15:34 | 1591738 Poetic injustice
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Because he is honest this time. *wink wink* Just believe and buy what he says to buy.

If still unsure, ask Robotrader for advice on investments.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 15:27 | 1591707 BetTheHouse
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 BAC is going bankrupt, the european banks are insolvent and exposed, and my FAZ is still getting raped.  Where does a regular guy get a break in this crooked town?

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 15:33 | 1591732 Irish66
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up 270 and BAC at 6.18 nothing more to see here

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 15:44 | 1591780 MoneyWise
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Buy BAC, sell GOLD, bitchez!!! Told ya.. :)))

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